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Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 01:53 PM
... do you shave your genitals?
I figure since there is a poll on genital piercings around here, then this will be ok, unless you guys screw it up with all kinds of stupid posts.
Anyway, I do shave my testicles every other day and keep my pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4" in length. Keeps it clean looking, which, so I'm told, is greatly appreciated by the better half. ;)
So, yes or no, do you?
:)
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 06:46 PM
... do any of you guys and gals shave your genitals?
This could be a touchy subject, but since their is still a poll/topic about genital piercings around, I think this would be ok to ask, as long as you people can keep it clean.
I shave my testicles every other day and keep my pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4". It just makes everything look a little clean and well-groomed.
So, yes or no, do you? :eek:
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 06:50 PM
Yeah, I do, it just feels better, cleaner. Sometimes it itches though, like when the hair's growing back.
oddly enough, the other day I was talkin with a buddy of mine about that, turns out he does shave..
but come to think of it, I have never shaved, I dunno...the idea of getting an extremly sharp object as close to the family jewels just... I dunno, I might someday
but I am not sure at the moment
logansoldcigar
01-11-2003, 06:52 PM
Sometimes i trim em. sometimes i dont.
all down to me mood.
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
Yeah, I do, it just feels better, cleaner. Sometimes it itches though, like when the hair's growing back.
Since I do it so often, it never has time to get itchy.
Although if I shave the whole thing, which I'll do maybe once or twice a year, it will itch about 3 or 4 days later.
And you're right. It looks better, it feels better, it looks cleaner and with less hair, it probably smells better as well. :)
The Joker
01-11-2003, 06:53 PM
ya have to at least trim them...if you dont they just keep on growing and for guys it makes your...you know...look very very small
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
oddly enough, the other day I was talkin with a buddy of mine about that, turns out he does shave..
but come to think of it, I have never shaved, I dunno...the idea of getting an extremly sharp object as close to the family jewels just... I dunno, I might someday
but I am not sure at the moment
you don't trust yourself?
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Since I do it so often, it never has time to get itchy.
Although if I shave the whole thing, which I'll do maybe once or twice a year, it will itch about 3 or 4 days later.
And you're right. It looks better, it feels better, it looks cleaner and with less hair, it probably smells better as well. :)
Well, I shave completely, so maybe that's why.
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by The Joker
ya have to at least trim them...if you dont they just keep on growing and for guys it makes your...you know...look very very small
it's also a hygiene issue
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
oddly enough, the other day I was talkin with a buddy of mine about that, turns out he does shave..
but come to think of it, I have never shaved, I dunno...the idea of getting an extremly sharp object as close to the family jewels just... I dunno, I might someday
but I am not sure at the moment
For me, it started over 10 years ago... Like a lot of men, it was getting pretty hairy "down there", and the wife was complaining about it, so I tried it out. Once you get used to it, it's not a problem.
But there's always that Urban Legend about the guy who had an infection on his testicle because of "razor burn"... :eek:
The Joker
01-11-2003, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
it's also a hygiene issue
really? explain :o
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by The Joker
really? explain :o
well, there's not as much for germs etc. to attach on to, if you trim occasionally, it also looks much better, well groomed
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
01-11-2003, 06:58 PM
Nope. :)
logansoldcigar
01-11-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
oddly enough, the other day I was talkin with a buddy of mine about that, turns out he does shave..
but come to think of it, I have never shaved, I dunno...the idea of getting an extremly sharp object as close to the family jewels just... I dunno, I might someday
but I am not sure at the moment
I once had me tackle shaved for an operation by a doddery old gimer, who used a cutthroat razor.....i was terrified id end up as a eunoch.
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by logansoldcigar
I once had me tackle shaved for an operation by a doddery old gimer, who used a cutthroat razor.....i was terrified id end up as a eunoch.
The scary part about this post is that I understood it... :p :D
:confused:
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
The scary part about this post is that I understood it... :p :D
:confused:
lol, me too
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by logansoldcigar
I once had me tackle shaved for an operation by a doddery old gimer, who used a cutthroat razor.....i was terrified id end up as a eunoch.
They should use a nice little razor w/ a moisturising strip. :D
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
you don't trust yourself? kinda, maybe the first time I would have to get assitance or sumthin from someone who has done it
like I told you, it's th idea of running a very sharp object through my genitals that bugs me
but who knows? I mean maybe I'll try it and find out that it's better and all the advantages, I can get to the point where it becomes natural
i's like driving a car...you have to keep in mind that every time you get into a car there are chances of dying a horrid and painful death in a metalic coffin...but once you pass by that and get used to it
maybe I will try it this week
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
well, there's not as much for germs etc. to attach on to, if you trim occasionally, it also looks much better, well groomed
Not only that, but with less hair, it doesn't sweat as much, so it doesn't get as stinky... which will always be appreciated by somebody. :)
GunBlade1
01-11-2003, 07:02 PM
Yes.
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
01-11-2003, 07:03 PM
Great...now you guys have me seriously contemplating this....:p
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
kinda, maybe the first time I would have to get assitance or sumthin from someone who has done it
like I told you, it's th idea of running a very sharp object through my genitals that bugs me
but who knows? I mean maybe I'll try it and find out that it's better and all the advantages, I can get to the point where it becomes natural
i's like driving a car...you have to keep in mind that every time you get into a car there are chances of dying a horrid and painful death in a metalic coffin...but once you pass by that and get used to it
maybe I will try it this week
It's just second nature to me now.
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
kinda, maybe the first time I would have to get assitance or sumthin from someone who has done it
Uhhhhh.... **Themanofbat looks away** :eek: :eek:
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Not only that, but with less hair, it doesn't sweat as much, so it doesn't get as stinky... which will always be appreciated by somebody. :)
Yeah,that's true, thanks, because I wasn't really saying it how I wanted to.
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Uhhhhh.... **Themanofbat looks away** :eek: :eek:
He wants your help. ;)
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-11-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Great...now you guys have me seriously contemplating this....:p
It's fun for the whole family...oh wait...
The Joker
01-11-2003, 07:06 PM
oh, I'd also like to state that chicks who shave down there are better than those who dont :)...lol...ok I'm now done being immature
Originally posted by The Joker
oh, I'd also like to state that chicks who shave down there are better than those who dont :)...lol...ok I'm now done being immature better how?:confused:
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Uhhhhh.... **Themanofbat looks away** :eek: :eek: where you goin Mike?
The Joker
01-11-2003, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
better how?:confused:
well it looks better, and feels better...
Originally posted by The Joker
well it looks better, and feels better... that much is true
logansoldcigar
01-11-2003, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
They should use a nice little razor w/ a moisturising strip. :D
ahhhhh, what they should use, and what they do use, are different. the guy was actually highly skilled, but as he wobbled close to me with the razor, i was errrr rather nervous.
Jack Rabbit
01-11-2003, 07:36 PM
nope.
GunBlade1
01-11-2003, 07:41 PM
guys that shave..that's kinda gay :confused:
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by GunBlade
guys that shave..that's kinda gay :confused:
Me evolved from me neanderthal ways....
Me not gay... me get more BJ's this way. :p
;)
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
where you goin Mike?
Mexico. ;)
Ol' Horn-Head
01-11-2003, 08:14 PM
Is it weird for me to be COMPLETELY SHOCKED?
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Mexico. ;) just don't forget to bring some shaving cream ;)
Ol' Horn-Head
01-11-2003, 08:27 PM
I REPEAT - :eek:
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Is it weird for me to be COMPLETELY SHOCKED?
If you were moderately shocked, that would be normal....
But to be completely shocked.... especially with a lot of the other shananagins that go on around here....
Welllllllllllllllll....:confused:
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
just don't forget to bring some shaving cream ;)
Nothing but the best....
Gillette Shaving Gel for sensitive skin... and a Mach 3 razor with a fresh blade. :cool:
:)
Ol' Horn-Head
01-11-2003, 08:34 PM
aha i got a joke:
The Almighty Fuzz-How often do you get rid of your almighty fuzz?:D
Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
aha i got a joke:
The Almighty Fuzz-How often do you get rid of your almighty fuzz?:D ROFL
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
aha i got a joke:
The Almighty Fuzz-How often do you get rid of your almighty fuzz?:D
None of your Fuzzing business. :D
;)
GunBlade1
01-11-2003, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Me evolved from me neanderthal ways....
Me not gay... me get more BJ's this way. :p
;)
You trim.I mean clean shaved.
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Nothing but the best....
Gillette Shaving Gel for sensitive skin... and a Mach 3 razor with a fresh blade. :cool:
:) how gayer con one get I wonder
but no, it's just the conversation of two consenting adults talking about one shaving the other's genitalia, and traveling all thye way to Mexico from the Maritimes in Canada
I see potential for a movie here
comicbookFanboy
01-11-2003, 08:40 PM
no, I don't.. but I do clean my pubic hair.
Jakesteraholic
01-11-2003, 08:42 PM
Maybe I should trim...I think I will, I have noticed my pubes getting unruly. Maybe I will trim them to under an inch long.:confused: Well, maybe I will do it once I graduate from high school, because I don't want any embarassing locker room situations.:( :)
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Well, maybe I will do it once I graduate from high school, because I don't want any embarassing locker room situations.:( :)
Now THERE's a potential for a movie... :p
;)
The Joker
01-11-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by GunBlade
You trim.I mean clean shaved.
some chicks like smooth guys :o...I think it's sort of a uni-sex thing that while giving oral sex, people dont like getting hair all in there mouths...lol
Themanofbat
01-11-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by The Joker
some chicks like smooth guys :o...I think it's sort of a uni-sex thing that while giving oral sex, people dont like getting hair all in there mouths...lol
Not to mention that if both parties are clean shaven, then you can get some real skin on skin contact during sex.
But most girls don't like clean shaven guys because they look too much like little boys. :eek:
:)
GunBlade1
01-11-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by The Joker
some chicks like smooth guys :o...I think it's sort of a uni-sex thing that while giving oral sex, people dont like getting hair all in there mouths...lol
True...wouldn't mind that :o
RISKY
01-11-2003, 08:52 PM
I offered to shave for my wife and she said no way jose
she basicaly told me if i did i wasnt getting any til it grew back
GunBlade1
01-11-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
But most girls don't like clean shaven guys because they look too much like little boys. :eek:
:)
:mad: :o
The Joker
01-11-2003, 08:54 PM
my girlfriend had me shave once...and she said she liked it...but I let it grow back because I figure if we broke up, and I got a new g/f, I wouldnt be getting any till it grew back :o...lol
Originally posted by The Joker
my girlfriend had me shave once...and she said she liked it...but I let it grow back because I figure if we broke up, and I got a new g/f, I wouldnt be getting any till it grew back :o...lol that is really some furcked up logic there Gabe
The Joker
01-11-2003, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
that is really some furcked up logic there Gabe
shut up rock star :o :mad:
Immortalfire
01-11-2003, 10:17 PM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=20194 :eek:
Corinthian™
01-11-2003, 10:25 PM
for those who shave their genitals here's something I would like to say:
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Corinthian™
01-11-2003, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by The Joker
shut up rock star :o :mad:
that's the spirit...
Dorian Gray
01-11-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
... do any of you guys and gals shave your genitals?
This could be a touchy subject, but since their is still a poll/topic about genital piercings around, I think this would be ok to ask, as long as you people can keep it clean.
I shave my testicles every other day and keep my pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4". It just makes everything look a little clean and well-groomed.
So, yes or no, do you? :eek:
Whoa, Too much information.:eek:
Dark Carnage
01-11-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Me evolved from me neanderthal ways....
Me not gay... me get more BJ's this way. :p
;)
LMFAO!!!!
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=20194
LMAO!
In all serious though, I had considered it. Cos the hair doesnt really look appealing. But then again it doesnt matter, I aint gettin any :(:(:(:(:(
But if my future wife wants it done, then yeah sure, but shes doin it for me. :D
No way am I goin to some professional place and have a woman WAX it all of, OUCH!!
And look at the title of this thread, you just know that the not mature posters are goin to be more attracted to it.
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-12-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
None of your Fuzzing business. :D
;)
HAHAHA, you're right
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-12-2003, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by GunBlade
You trim.I mean clean shaved.
same w/ me
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-12-2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by RISKY
I offered to shave for my wife and she said no way jose
she basicaly told me if i did i wasnt getting any til it grew back
Yeah, there are many women that don't like that because it makes them feel like a little girl.
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-12-2003, 12:31 AM
I have a question to the people that said never, why not?
what I wonder about is that fact that nobody has voted for the "I don't have pubes" cathegory..even those who shave them
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-12-2003, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by PLAS
what I wonder about is that fact that nobody has voted for the "I don't have pubes" cathegory..even those who shave them
well, wouldn't it depend on the age of the posters? I think that most of them are old enough to have pubes
Originally posted by The Joker
shut up rock star :o :mad: your logic is still furked up... guey!
The Joker
01-12-2003, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by PLAS
your logic is still furked up... guey!
you used to be cool! now it's all gone to your head! now you're just an egomaniac who's always too busy f**king 17 year old girls to even hang out with his old friends! well f**k you pal!!!! I dont need you!!!! I dont need anybody!!!! *passes out*
Originally posted by The Joker
you used to be cool! now it's all gone to your head! now you're just an egomaniac who's always too busy f**king 17 year old girls to even hang out with his old friends! well f**k you pal!!!! I dont need you!!!! I dont need anybody!!!! *passes out* well excuse me...while I won't argue about the whole egomaniac thing, I have always stated that I preffer them older , case in point, last night I did a 27 year old one...
and can you pass some of the stuff that made you pass out please?
the logic about how in hell is all this related to shavin pubic hair escapes me
The Joker
01-12-2003, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by PLAS
well excuse me...while I won't argue about the whole egomaniac thing, I have always stated that I preffer them older , case in point, last night I did a 27 year old one...
and can you pass some of the stuff that made you pass out please?
the logic about how in hell is all this related to shavin pubic hair escapes me
because! uh...uh...uh...alright I dont know! it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm really to the point where I just dont have any idea what the hell I'm saying, as can probably be seen in my last post on here :o...so now, I think I'm gonna go to bed! that's right, I'm gonna go lay on my hard, lumpy mattress, something else you're probably too good for now! you and your band, with your groupies and record contracts! you make me...*passes out again*
ps- rambling incoherently is fun and easy :o :D
Galactus
01-12-2003, 09:15 AM
What a poll. Now I'm only waiting for a Spidey's Shaved Genitalia to show up. :eek: :D
Mr Sinister
01-12-2003, 12:26 PM
I used to shave my groin area when i started getting hair there. I was about 2 years ahead of other boys my age, so i guess i thought they'd laugh at me or something (they are idiots, were then and still are, the ones who'd laughed at me). So I shaved.
Haven't in ages tho. Dont have that great "bush" there either. Just neat and well.. umm... well. It's normal looking. I guess. Dont really look at other guys groin area that much.
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
well, there's not as much for germs etc. to attach on to, if you trim occasionally, it also looks much better, well groomed You can;t get pubic lice:o
masteryoda
01-12-2003, 12:37 PM
i wax em. :)
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
well excuse me...while I won't argue about the whole egomaniac thing, I have always stated that I preffer them older , case in point, last night I did a 27 year old one...
Pffffft. Do a 92 year old and then mayb eIll be impressed:rolleyes:
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Galactus
What a poll. Now I'm only waiting for a Spidey's Shaved Genitalia to show up. :eek: :D Do you grow hair internally:confused:
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
. It looks better, it feels better, Did you wife tell you this, or is this your own opinion?:o
masteryoda
01-12-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Pffffft. Do a 92 year old and then mayb eIll be impressed:rolleyes:
:D :D :D
soooo true. :D
a trim maybe...
but why shave?
:confused:
i dont think shaved looks better, that just buys into the current trend of hairlessness... 20 er so years ago... being a hairy dood was in... its going to fluctuate... personally i beleive the hairs there for a reason, ill trim if it gets outa controll... otherwise... i aint Phukin with evolution
...Hes one mean guy
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Zen
a trim maybe...
but why shave?
:confused: SO you won't get pubic lice. Themanofbat knows talking what Im talking about:)
Themanofbat
01-12-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
SO you won't get pubic lice. Themanofbat knows talking what Im talking about:)
Excactly. :)
This reminds me of how to get rid of crabs when you have them. Set your pubic hair on fire, and when they run out, smash 'em with a hammer. :D
I thought it was shave one side... set the other side on fire... and stab them with a fork when they run onto the claer plain of flesh
masteryoda
01-12-2003, 01:57 PM
screw that. i'll let the crabs stay. it aint worth it. :(
Themanofbat
01-12-2003, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Did you wife tell you this, or is this your own opinion?:o
Let's just say there's an indirect proportional corelation to the stink/BJ ratio when the hair is trimmed. :)
Knightsaber Priss
01-12-2003, 01:58 PM
Redmarvel - Might I enquire as to whether there is a category for the Hype Awards that is "Weirdest most unusually strange Thread of the Year." because if there is I'd like to nominate this thread for next year's 2003 awards early.
Themanofbat
01-12-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by masteryoda
screw that. i'll let the crabs stay. it aint worth it. :(
I see you've been to my house when the in-laws are visiting... :(
masteryoda
01-12-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
I see you've been to my house when the in-laws are visiting... :(
HAHA :D :D
Themanofbat
01-12-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Redmarvel - Might I enquire as to whether there is a category oin the Hype Awards that is "Weirdest most unusually strange Thread of the Year." because if there is I'd like to nominate this thread for next year's 2003 awards.
You should PM her. :)
She's too busy shaving her moccasin to notice these kinds of threads. :D
;)
Knightsaber Priss
01-12-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
You should PM her. :)
She's too busy shaving her moccasin to notice these kinds of threads. :D
;)
I might just do that.
kritic
01-12-2003, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by The Joker
well it looks better, and feels better...
And tastes better
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by kritic
And tastes better You taste yor own genitals:confused:
Dark Carnage
01-12-2003, 03:30 PM
LMAO!!!!
Knightsaber Priss
01-12-2003, 03:35 PM
I'm telling you, if this gets a "Weirdest Thread" nod I am going to vote for this at next years Hype Awards. I've already PM'ed Redmarvel and told her I nominate this thread to be put on the ballott.
logansoldcigar
01-12-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
You taste yor own genitals:confused:
if i could taste mine (without the use of my hands) id never leave the house.
GunBlade1
01-12-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
well excuse me...while I won't argue about the whole egomaniac thing, I have always stated that I preffer them older , case in point, last night I did a 27 year old one...
and can you pass some of the stuff that made you pass out please?
the logic about how in hell is all this related to shavin pubic hair escapes me
You have sex every night? :confused:
or maybe i should just make another thead on this :p
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
I'm telling you, if this gets a "Weirdest Thread" nod I am going to vote for this at next years Hype Awards. I've already PM'ed Redmarvel and told her I nominate this thread to be put on the ballott. Dude...who's to say there even will be afourm about it again, or if red wants to or is going to do it again...there's a freaking year left:o
Themanofbat
01-12-2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by GunBlade
You have sex every night? :confused:
Remember... hands don't count. :)
masteryoda
01-12-2003, 03:47 PM
i have sex every night. it'd just be nice to have sex with a partner for a change. :(
GunBlade1
01-12-2003, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Remember... hands don't count. :)
lol!
Jakesteraholic
01-12-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
I might just do that.
Shave your moccasin?:confused:
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by masteryoda
i have sex every night. it'd just be nice to have sex with a partner for a change. :( There's always Jill. I have sex with Jill all every night, sometiems more than once.
Jakesteraholic
01-12-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by masteryoda
i have sex every night. it'd just be nice to have sex with a partner for a change. :(
You were blessed with a low arsehole and a stretchy wang. Don't act so sad, Lucky Von Self-stick.:o :mad: :confused: :confused:
GunBlade1
01-12-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
You were blessed with a low arsehole and a stretchy wang. Don't act so sad, Lucky Von Self-stick.:o :mad: :confused: :confused:
lmao
masteryoda
01-12-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
You were blessed with a low arsehole and a stretchy wang. Don't act so sad, Lucky Von Self-stick.:o :mad: :confused: :confused:
lucky von self stick! BWHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D :D :D
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
You were blessed with a low arsehole and a stretchy wang. Don't act so sad, Lucky Von Self-stick.:o :mad: :confused: :confused: what, thats five times now?:D Its good enough. Now its so much you dont need to keep track:)
masteryoda
01-12-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
There's always Jill. I have sex with Jill all every night, sometiems more than once.
SIG"s real name is jill? :confused: :eek:
Hudson
01-12-2003, 03:56 PM
this thread is wierd.. and a sad thing is I somehow read the whole thing...
CantThinkOfAName
01-12-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by masteryoda
SIG"s real name is jill? :confused: :eek: No! Jill is whpo i push against SIG. how can genitalia make love:rolleyes:
Themanofbat
01-12-2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Hudson
this thread is wierd.. and a sad thing is I somehow read the whole thing...
Weird... maybe....
But it's VERY interesting to read. :)
masteryoda
01-12-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
No! Jill is whpo i push against SIG. how can genitalia make love:rolleyes:
i don't know...:confused:
Knightsaber Priss
01-12-2003, 04:38 PM
He's not just a Nads shaver but he's the Nads Shaver Association's Despotic Evil Overlord President.
*I bet you were thinking I was going to put a picture opf George Dubya there didn't you?*
http://www.hollywood-costumes.com/austinpowers/assets/images/evilgrey.jpg
Originally posted by GunBlade
You have sex every night? :confused:
or maybe i should just make another thead on this :p not every night, but this week has been particulary givin to me
Jakesteraholic
01-12-2003, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
what, thats five times now?:D Its good enough. Now its so much you dont need to keep track:)
Tender.:cool:
GunBlade1
01-12-2003, 06:59 PM
One thing i hate about shaving, it itches like a bytch after a while.
-masta^minded-
01-12-2003, 07:05 PM
I usually trim but I shaved once due to a bet when I was drunk the stuff itched a long time so I´ll probably never do it again
Themanofbat
01-12-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by PLAS
not every night, but this week has been particulary givin to me
You lucky dog....
You're getting to the good stuff...
First, an inexperienced 17 year old, last night, a reliable 27 year old.... you're due for a great 37 year old and a fantastic 47 year old that'll teach you a few things. :)
You lucky, lucky dog, you... :(
Originally posted by Themanofbat
You lucky dog....
You're getting to the good stuff...
First, an inexperienced 17 year old, last night, a reliable 27 year old.... you're due for a great 37 year old and a fantastic 47 year old that'll teach you a few things. :)
You lucky, lucky dog, you... :(
what would a 57 year old rate... very curious
umm... nevermind
Kyle Katarn
01-12-2003, 10:30 PM
Uhm...
Well right now I have a 2-week growth of stubble on my FACE...so you can imagine how often I shave "down there..." :eek:
On an pretty much unrelated note, think of pro wrestlers....how time consuming would it be to shave your whole body! :eek: Screw that, even though I DO look like A-Train with my shirt off. .....ok, not THAT hairy!
KniteYxSpydeY
01-12-2003, 10:58 PM
Five pages...That's kind of scary:eek:
Jakesteraholic
01-12-2003, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Uhm...
Well right now I have a 2-week growth of stubble on my FACE...so you can imagine how often I shave "down there..." :eek:
On an pretty much unrelated note, think of pro wrestlers....how time consuming would it be to shave your whole body! :eek: Screw that, even though I DO look like A-Train with my shirt off. .....ok, not THAT hairy!
So many people are nicknamed A-Train that I don't know whether you are talking about some sort of wrestler or 1 of 2 NFL players.:(
Knightsaber Priss
01-12-2003, 11:15 PM
Yessireebob! Dr. Evil endorses this thread very much.
http://www.hollywood-costumes.com/austinpowers/assets/images/evilgrey.jpg
Kyle Katarn
01-12-2003, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
So many people are nicknamed A-Train that I don't know whether you are talking about some sort of wrestler or 1 of 2 NFL players.:(
Pro wrestler....used to be "Prince Albert," if that helps....
CantThinkOfAName
01-13-2003, 12:35 AM
http://sigsong.homestead.com/files/awards2002logo.jpg
~†~§iX~†~
01-13-2003, 08:06 AM
Would never, could never. Thought of a sharp metallic object getting even close doesn't bode well with me!......
Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Uhm...
Well right now I have a 2-week growth of stubble on my FACE...so you can imagine how often I shave "down there..." :eek:
On an pretty much unrelated note, think of pro wrestlers....how time consuming would it be to shave your whole body! :eek: Screw that, even though I DO look like A-Train with my shirt off. .....ok, not THAT hairy! you seem to have an unheathy fixation with pro restlers Kyle ;)
SpideyInATree
01-13-2003, 01:29 PM
I did it once, didn't like it. I trimmed a few times for my girlfriend, because I am pretty hairy. It makes Mr. Schlong look actual size instead of having a jungle engulf it...
ewww
Anyhoo..
I'm pretty hairy to begin with. Think Austin Powers, but my chest isn't as bushy. It's not revolting, it's just that I'm a man. And men have hair on their chest. Now men who DON'T have hair on their chest bother me, because it doesn't seem right.
Plus I don't like sharp objects down by the twig and berries, it's not right.
RemySummers
01-13-2003, 01:49 PM
Ummm guys, this thread is totally upsetting all the Hype members currently undergoing chemotherapy. Could you be a little more sensetive?
Spider-Fett
01-13-2003, 02:14 PM
Shaved it a couple times. Fiance shaved hers and I shaved mine..then we shagged like Mink's baby yeah!
http://www.hollywood-costumes.com/austinpowers/assets/images/evilgrey.jpg
It's quite breathtaking
Knightsaber Priss
01-13-2003, 04:17 PM
Spider-Fett - You're a goofball!
Spider-Fett
01-13-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Spider-Fett - You're a goofball!
Yup
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-13-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Shaved it a couple times. Fiance shaved hers and I shaved mine..then we shagged like Mink's baby yeah!
http://www.hollywood-costumes.com/austinpowers/assets/images/evilgrey.jpg
It's quite breathtaking
try the hotpockets, THEY'RE breathtaking
Spider-Fett
01-13-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
try the hotpockets, THEY'RE breathtaking
Ya.........or the chocolate...it's like catnip for clones!
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-13-2003, 04:27 PM
I'm making some DiGiorno, anyone want some?
Scarlet spidey
01-13-2003, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
I'm making some DiGiorno, anyone want some? hmmmmmmmmmmm......
She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
01-13-2003, 07:32 PM
I shave cause my finace likes it but it makes me feel like a 12 year old and itches like hell when it grows back. I like it when he shaves (or trims) cause it makes my job easier :)
kritic
01-14-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
You taste yor own genitals:confused:
You sir, are an idiot.
CantThinkOfAName
01-15-2003, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by kritic
You sir, are an idiot. At least don't taste my own genitals:o
Spider-Fett
01-15-2003, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
At least don't taste my own genitals:o
Or others :)
Mr.Furious
01-15-2003, 09:32 PM
i trim down below the belt line, but i haven't fiund the need to shave down there yet.
masteryoda
01-15-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Or others :)
heh
"an accidental insult." ;)
CantThinkOfAName
01-15-2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Or others :) :(
CantThinkOfAName
01-15-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by masteryoda
heh
"an accidental insult." ;) heh
"an accidental shut the hell up." :mad:
The Incredible Hulk
01-15-2003, 11:13 PM
For the record, I'm against "Winterbush". And that's all I have to say about that.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/outtahere.gif
V1P3Rt3Ch
01-22-2003, 11:36 PM
nope!, not all the way anyways, I do however have a nice picture gallery of my pubic hair in shapes. Here is one of a swan, this is a Giraff, oooo here is one of the time i made a second......<tackled by the people in white coats>
Spider-Bruce
01-22-2003, 11:44 PM
cant say that i have... never really thought about it either... but then again the only person looking down there is me so it really doesnt matter
V1P3Rt3Ch
01-22-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Spider-Bruce
cant say that i have... never really thought about it either... but then again the only person looking down there is me so it really doesnt matter
Don't worry, once all the ladies hear about the FOTW then you'll be getting some all the time!
http://www.boomspeed.com/v1p3rt3ch/fotw.jpg
Lackey
01-22-2003, 11:50 PM
There's only two reasons really that a guy should ever shave his homey...
You are a porn star
Your woman likes it that way
I wonder... what would you guys say you like best for a woman...do you like the landing strip? a bare wood floor? or the overgrown forest? :D
Honey Vibe
01-23-2003, 12:40 AM
Some folks say they trim/shave to get rid of the smell and germs. I don't think it makes as big a difference as a bath does :confused:
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-23-2003, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Honey Vibe
Some folks say they trim/shave to get rid of the smell and germs. I don't think it makes as big a difference as a bath does :confused:
Actually, it does, because people can sweat and not realise it, not to mention the...festering...
Honey Vibe
01-23-2003, 01:03 AM
F-festering..?...
:eek: :eek:
Lackey
01-23-2003, 03:13 AM
fester: (verb) to become infected and form pus
to generate pus, suppurate
to form an ulcer
to undergo decay, rot
:eek: :eek: :eek:
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-23-2003, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by Lackey
fester: (verb) to become infected and form pus
to generate pus, suppurate
to form an ulcer
to undergo decay, rot
:eek: :eek: :eek:
I was refering to the decay/rot one
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-23-2003, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by Honey Vibe
F-festering..?...
:eek: :eek:
Yeah, I'm melodramatic at times.
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-23-2003, 03:19 AM
I was also refering to this one 3 a : to cause increasing poisoning, irritation, or bitterness
Lackey
01-23-2003, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
I was refering to the decay/rot one
that's still pretty damn scary :eek:
That's why I've chosen these words to live by:
If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'...
If it smells like trout, get the f*** out. :o
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-23-2003, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by Lackey
that's still pretty damn scary :eek:
That's why I've chosen these words to live by:
If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'...
If it smells like trout, get the f*** out. :o
wow, that's....poetic...:o
Honey Vibe
01-23-2003, 04:01 AM
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....
TheAlmightyFuzz
01-23-2003, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....
yeah, I was thinking that too
Onimar Synn
01-23-2003, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....
Yeah, that might be call to see a doctor. :eek:
Dorian Gray
01-23-2003, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....
What about ham?:confused:
Themanofbat
01-23-2003, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....
It's an old popular adage amongst the boys that "it smells like chicken, but tastes like fish".
:)
kbomb106
01-23-2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
It's an old popular adage amongst the boys that "it smells like chicken, but tastes like fish".
:)
Isn't it the other way around? :confused:
Themanofbat
01-23-2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by kbomb106
Isn't it the other way around? :confused:
Could be....
It's been awhile since I've been to the poultry farm or the aquarium.... :(
:confused: :confused: :confused:
masteryoda
01-24-2003, 07:44 PM
:D
Themanofbat
03-01-2003, 08:31 AM
Wow! A 5 star rated thread. ;)
Speedin Bullet
03-01-2003, 08:34 AM
Damn, I haven't seen this thread in a while. I had forgotten about it. Things from the past keep coming back. :eek:
Knightsaber Priss
03-01-2003, 08:55 AM
I wonder what esther would think about this thread. According to her TMOB is officially an idiot.
Themanofbat
03-01-2003, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
I wonder what esther would think about this thread. According to her TMOB is officially an idiot.
Hey! :mad:
I'm an idiot who shaves his testicles every other day and keeps his pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4" because it just makes everything look a little clean and well-groomed.
:p :p :p
;)
Kobolos
03-01-2003, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by Honey Vibe
Some folks say they trim/shave to get rid of the smell and germs. I don't think it makes as big a difference as a bath does :confused:
After reading all seven pages (at once) I have come to the conclusion:
Daily bathing does take care of alot of problems.
I have never met a woman where this was actually an issue.
You obviously are not French.
I have sex with a 27 year old often.
If you do shave, do you shave your chest too?
I asked the wife (yeah, the 27 year old, you don't know NOTHING about anything else, got it??) on what she thought about this shaving thing:
What if I or a man you were involved with shaved? "It would take alot of getting used to."
Do you have a preference? "It's never been an issue."
And finally: "Are they trying to make themselves look bigger or what?"
The Raging Hulk
03-01-2003, 09:52 AM
OKAY THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLLLL WEIRD
but how large is an average male penis?
after all this is a serious thread
TheAlmightyFuzz
03-01-2003, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Kobolos
After reading all seven pages (at once) I have come to the conclusion:
Daily bathing does take care of alot of problems.
I have never met a woman where this was actually an issue.
You obviously are not French.
I have sex with a 27 year old often.
If you do shave, do you shave your chest too?
I asked the wife (yeah, the 27 year old, you don't know NOTHING about anything else, got it??) on what she thought about this shaving thing:
What if I or a man you were involved with shaved? "It would take alot of getting used to."
Do you have a preference? "It's never been an issue."
And finally: "Are they trying to make themselves look bigger or what?" why the hell did you ask her if she shaved her chest?:confused:
TheAlmightyFuzz
03-01-2003, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by The Raging Hulk
OKAY THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLLLL WEIRD
but how large is an average male penis?
after all this is a serious thread erect? or flacid?
The Raging Hulk
03-01-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
erect? or flacid?
i dont know.......both
TheAlmightyFuzz
03-01-2003, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by The Raging Hulk
i dont know.......both I thought it was around 5" or something, dunno about flacid, I know it's lower than most people think
Knightsaber Priss
03-01-2003, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
Hey! :mad:
I'm an idiot who shaves his testicles every other day and keeps his pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4" because it just makes everything look a little clean and well-groomed.
:p :p :p
;)
Oh. I forgot to add the rest of that after pronouncing esther's dictatum that you are an idiot.
Themanofbat
03-01-2003, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by The Raging Hulk
OKAY THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLLLL WEIRD
but how large is an average male penis?
after all this is a serious thread
Generally, people talk about having 6 inches when erect (150 mm's)... So anywhere between 5 to 7 inches is probably the norm (125 to 175 mm's)
:)
Themanofbat
03-01-2003, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Oh. I forgot to add the rest of that after pronouncing esther's dictatum that you are an idiot.
You don't like me.
:(
The Raging Hulk
03-01-2003, 02:18 PM
teenage worries set to rest..................:)
RocKitty
03-01-2003, 02:42 PM
I like to keep things clean shaven, except for a thin "landing strip". Although after letting someone else try their hand out at shaving me, I'm now missing the top half of the "landing strip".
The Raging Hulk
03-01-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
I like to keep things clean shaven, except for a thin "landing strip". Although after letting someone else try their hand out at shaving me, I'm now missing the top half of the "landing strip".
are u female or mail
cause rock kitty seems a girl name....and i just got a mental picture.........*dirty boy*
GunBlade1
03-01-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
I like to keep things clean shaven, except for a thin "landing strip". Although after letting someone else try their hand out at shaving me, I'm now missing the top half of the "landing strip".
Personally, i don't see the purpose of the strip.Why don't you just shave it all off?
Mixairian
03-01-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
I like to keep things clean shaven, except for a thin "landing strip". Although after letting someone else try their hand out at shaving me, I'm now missing the top half of the "landing strip".
Meh... Hey, you go with what you like. Personally I hate that landing strip thing. I prefer clean cut.
Originally posted by GunBlade
Personally, i don't see the purpose of the strip.Why don't you just shave it all off?
Well said. It's not like any guy is so incompetent that he'd need to follow a line to his target.
GunBlade1
03-01-2003, 04:25 PM
i guess it's the style or something..
what's next? braids or curls..ROFL!! geez, i'm such a weirdo! :D
The Raging Hulk
03-01-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by GunBlade
i guess it's the style or something..
what's next? braids or curls..ROFL!! geez, i'm such a weirdo! :D
mmm both sick and arousing.......
no no just sick
Kobolos
03-01-2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
why the hell did you ask her if she shaved her chest?:confused:
Reread the post AF, I was asking the first questions of the posters, not my wife. *thwap* the actual three I asked my wife are at the very last. Sheesh.
RocKitty
03-01-2003, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by The Raging Hulk
are u female or mail
cause rock kitty seems a girl name....and i just got a mental picture.........*dirty boy*
Ummm female :confused:
RocKitty
03-01-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by GunBlade
Personally, i don't see the purpose of the strip.Why don't you just shave it all off?
Cause I think it looks weird when it's completely bare...
masteryoda
03-01-2003, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
Cause I think it looks weird when it's completely bare...
yeah, and a little bit of bush rocks. :)
RocKitty
03-01-2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Mixairian
Meh... Hey, you go with what you like. Personally I hate that landing strip thing. I prefer clean cut.
To each his own... I had no clue that the way I shave my pubic area would be so disturbing to so many people. I've heard no complaints from where it matters most, so for now, the landing strip stays.
RocKitty
03-01-2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by masteryoda
yeah, and a little bit of bush rocks. :)
Thank you :D
TheAlmightyFuzz
03-01-2003, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Mixairian
Meh... Hey, you go with what you like. Personally I hate that landing strip thing. I prefer clean cut.
Well said. It's not like any guy is so incompetent that he'd need to follow a line to his target. I like guys w/ a happy trail though.;) :p
see-m
03-01-2003, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
... do any of you guys and gals shave your genitals?
This could be a touchy subject, but since their is still a poll/topic about genital piercings around, I think this would be ok to ask, as long as you people can keep it clean.
I shave my testicles every other day and keep my pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4". It just makes everything look a little clean and well-groomed.
So, yes or no, do you? :eek:
http://www.mcgruffspo.com/images/nccb673.jpg
TheAlmightyFuzz
03-01-2003, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Kobolos
Reread the post AF, I was asking the first questions of the posters, not my wife. *thwap* the actual three I asked my wife are at the very last. Sheesh. you are a frickin weirdo
GunBlade1
03-01-2003, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
Cause I think it looks weird when it's completely bare...
i like mine bare..it look and feels better too.
GunBlade1
03-01-2003, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
I like guys w/ a happy trail though.;) :p
the one going down their bellies are cute. :)
spideyboy_1111
03-01-2003, 09:50 PM
i have once or twice, a friend of mine says he does all the time, he says it makes u look bigger!
Lackey
03-01-2003, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by The Raging Hulk
teenage worries set to rest..................:)
Hahhahaha!!! I'm sorry, that was too funny. :D
TheAlmightyFuzz
03-01-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by GunBlade
the one going down their bellies are cute. :) yup:D
Kobolos
03-02-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
you are a frickin weirdo
This coming from *YOU*? :rolleyes:
Honey Vibe
03-06-2003, 09:12 PM
I have a treasure trail, but it's basically a birthmark.
Mixairian
03-06-2003, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Kobolos
This coming from *YOU*? :rolleyes:
That means something.
Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I have a treasure trail, but it's basically a birthmark.
Hmm I could go for some plundering. ^_^
V1P3Rt3Ch
03-06-2003, 09:37 PM
omg this post is OLD!
wobbly
03-06-2003, 09:42 PM
One good thing about keeping an unkempt hairy bush is that both you and your partner can enjoy a hearty 69 and you dont have to floss your teeth in the morning.
Mixairian
03-06-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by wobbly
One good thing about keeping an unkempt hairy bush is that both you and your partner can enjoy a hearty 69 and you dont have to floss your teeth in the morning.
You're going on my ignore list for about the next hour or so.
kritic
03-06-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by wobbly
One good thing about keeping an unkempt hairy bush is that both you and your partner can enjoy a hearty 69 and you dont have to floss your teeth in the morning.
ROTLOMGWTFLMAOBBQ!!1!
Also, how does one shave thy testicles? Won't you think the skin will get sliced?
Mixairian
03-07-2003, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by kritic
ROTLOMGWTFLMAOBBQ!!1!
Also, how does one shave thy testicles? Won't you think the skin will get sliced?
You do it very, very carefully.
Lord Renos
03-07-2003, 05:32 AM
I shave the area above my dick, but I am NEVER going to let anything sharp near my balls.:eek:
RocKitty
03-07-2003, 05:35 AM
I personally don't know about guys who are completely shaved... it's odd looking. I think the best look for guys, is trimmed.
Lord Renos
03-07-2003, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by RocKitty
I personally don't know about guys who are completely shaved... it's odd looking. I think the best look for guys, is trimmed.
I trip, though for girls the less hair the better.
RocKitty
03-07-2003, 05:41 AM
Originally posted by Lord Renos
I trip, though for girls the less hair the better.
This may sound gay, but I agree. For the most part... I suppose it depends on who's crotch we're talking... I'm shutting up now... it's almost my bed time.
Lord Renos
03-07-2003, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by RocKitty
This may sound gay, but I agree. For the most part... I suppose it depends on who's crotch we're talking... I'm shutting up now... it's almost my bed time.
NO, don't go! I almost got 2000 posts!
RocKitty
03-07-2003, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by Lord Renos
NO, don't go! I almost got 2000 posts!
haha.. okay... make this quick...
RocKitty
03-07-2003, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by Lord Renos
NO, don't go! I almost got 2000 posts!
Where did you go??? Men... they're sooo impatient.... :p
Lord Renos
03-07-2003, 05:57 AM
2000 posts!
RocKitty
03-07-2003, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by Lord Renos
2000 posts!
*pat on the back* I knew you could do it! :)
Mindworm
03-07-2003, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by Themanofbat
... do any of you guys and gals shave your genitals?
This could be a touchy subject, but since their is still a poll/topic about genital piercings around, I think this would be ok to ask, as long as you people can keep it clean.
I shave my testicles every other day and keep my pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4". It just makes everything look a little clean and well-groomed.
So, yes or no, do you? :eek: Why would anyone want to and what's truly disturbing is why the heck would you want to know ??? :(
Themanofbat
03-07-2003, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by kritic
Also, how does one shave thy testicles? Won't you think the skin will get sliced?
With a razor. :)
(...and very carefully. :p )
*** Actually, I've done it so often for so long now, that I just do a few quick passes with the blade that would make you wince. But I've never cut myself.... knock on wood... :eek:
Themanofbat
03-07-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by RocKitty
haha.. okay... make this quick...
It was inevitable that a "quickie" was going to occur in a topic such as this one. ;)
Themanofbat
03-07-2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Mindworm
Why would anyone want to and what's truly disturbing is why the heck would you want to know ??? :(
I can't help it. I'm a curious spider. :)
That's a direct quote from Spider-Man in the 60's cartoon.... The "Never Step on a Scorpion" episode.
:cool:
Mixairian
03-07-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
I personally don't know about guys who are completely shaved... it's odd looking. I think the best look for guys, is trimmed.
May look odd at first but it's insurance no hair gets in anyones mouth as well as being a tad more sanitary.
Originally posted by RocKitty
This may sound gay, but I agree. For the most part... I suppose it depends on who's crotch we're talking... I'm shutting up now... it's almost my bed time.
I've never seen a crotch that had looked good with hair, male or female.
Originally posted by RocKitty
Where did you go??? Men... they're sooo impatient.... :p
Impatient?! I've been celbate for 32 days!
Originally posted by Mindworm
Why would anyone want to and what's truly disturbing is why the heck would you want to know ??? :(
It's done for sanitary and aesthetic purposes Mindworm as for why he would know, perhaps he does not wish to feel alone and alienated. By asking others and getting positive answers he see's that he is not.
Originally posted by Themanofbat
It was inevitable that a "quickie" was going to occur in a topic such as this one. ;)
Note to EVERYONE! Never try to shave quickly...
Themanofbat
04-29-2003, 05:25 PM
Time for some new voters... :cool:
Hey, nice responses there, Mix. ;)
Spider-Fett
04-29-2003, 05:37 PM
The night of the living thread!
RocKitty
04-29-2003, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Mixairian
May look odd at first but it's insurance no hair gets in anyones mouth as well as being a tad more sanitary.
I may have to try to talk someone into trying that....
GunBlade1
04-29-2003, 06:12 PM
Shaved seems more sanitary.
Mixairian
04-29-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
I may have to try to talk someone into trying that....
Threaten not to if he doesn't ;)
Spider-Fett
04-29-2003, 08:24 PM
Keep mine cut REAL short now...fiance loves it :)
RocKitty
04-29-2003, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Mixairian
Threaten not to if he doesn't ;)
He knows I wouldn't be able to stand that... I can't even stand for stubble to be there, it's gotta be smooooooooth!
Godlovinspidey
04-29-2003, 08:47 PM
Wow, the sad thing is, there is actually ten pages of this. But I trim, never shave, I'd get too scared, nervous, jumpy.... That's not good when there is a sharp object anywhere near your crotch.
Brodie Bruce
04-29-2003, 08:52 PM
I just trim it. Shaving seems excesive.
Themanofbat
04-29-2003, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
I may have to try to talk someone into trying that....
Hahahahahaaa..........:D :D :p
The Last Angry Man will be pulling a Kojak in the sack tonight... :eek: :eek: :eek:
;)
Themanofbat
04-29-2003, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Godlovinspidey
Wow, the sad thing is, there is actually ten pages of this. But I trim, never shave, I'd get too scared, nervous, jumpy.... That's not good when there is a sharp object anywhere near your crotch.
Yeah.... but they're 10 GREAT pages of Hype litterature. ;)
kritic
04-29-2003, 09:53 PM
Wouldnt it seems somewhat dangerous too shave the sack? Is it not dangerous? Are you not afraid of slicing the thin skin and veins withint the sack?
Byranx
04-29-2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by kritic
Wouldnt it seems somewhat dangerous too shave the sack? Is it not dangerous? Are you not afraid of slicing the thin skin and veins withint the sack?
This does concern me as well
Themanofbat
04-29-2003, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by kritic
Wouldnt it seems somewhat dangerous too shave the sack? Is it not dangerous? Are you not afraid of slicing the thin skin and veins withint the sack?
Geeez, it's not like you're slicing the jugular... :eek:
I've been doing it for so long now, it's like washing my hands... I don't even have to think anout it. So I would have to say that if you have skilled hands, then you shouldn't worry about it. But avoid a dull blade... a small nick MAY cause infections.
Webmistress
04-30-2003, 12:35 AM
And just think, this is one topic that didn't have to GO in the gutter, it was already THERE!:D
Captain America
04-30-2003, 02:04 AM
I shave it whenever it gets long, though I feel more comfortable when it's not shaved (Itches when I do shave it). No offence, but i'd never have Sex with a Girl who doesn't Shave.
Daredevil-1
04-30-2003, 03:26 AM
Something tells me that advertising your poll for mature posters, then asking about shaving genital hair...might not work.
c101380
04-30-2003, 03:32 AM
I give em a trim every so often, but I don't think I would ever shave em. I do prefer that a women shaves though....
V1P3Rt3Ch
04-30-2003, 10:12 AM
gha! newbi brought back old post!!! OMG!
Themanofbat
04-30-2003, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Webmistress
And just think, this is one topic that didn't have to GO in the gutter, it was already THERE!:D
Would you expect anything less? :D :D :p
;)
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/liebe/liebe001.gif
Themanofbat
04-30-2003, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Daredevil-1
Something tells me that advertising your poll for mature posters, then asking about shaving genital hair...might not work.
It appears to have worked for almost 11 pages... :eek: :cool:
;)
Themanofbat
04-30-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by V1P3Rt3Ch
gha! newbi brought back old post!!! OMG!
I am NOT a newbie, thank you very much... :mad: :mad: :mad:
;)
MakeMineMarvel
04-30-2003, 12:31 PM
The sack gets the Mach 3 after an application of a product called "Coochy Cream." Great product that keeps away the stubble itchies. The patch above gets a trim with a beard/mustache trimmer.
But I also shave my chest, pits and arms as well as using clippers on my legs, too, so . . .
Mixairian
04-30-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by RocKitty
He knows I wouldn't be able to stand that... I can't even stand for stubble to be there, it's gotta be smooooooooth!
Meh I havn't shaved in a while and now it's bothering me since folks have reminded me. Sigh.
Originally posted by Godlovinspidey
Wow, the sad thing is, there is actually ten pages of this. But I trim, never shave, I'd get too scared, nervous, jumpy.... That's not good when there is a sharp object anywhere near your crotch.
A steady hand and concentration go a long way.
Originally posted by kritic
Wouldnt it seems somewhat dangerous too shave the sack? Is it not dangerous? Are you not afraid of slicing the thin skin and veins withint the sack?
There are not to many vital in the penis to cut.. Unless of course you're cutting like a mad man. That reminds me, this one time my friend was using scissors to trim his sac and well let us leave it at he got a good chunk of flesh.
He is careful now.
Originally posted by Webmistress
And just think, this is one topic that didn't have to GO in the gutter, it was already THERE!:D
I havn't been out of the gutter for about 2k posts.
Originally posted by Daredevil-1
Something tells me that advertising your poll for mature posters, then asking about shaving genital hair...might not work.
Quite the opposite there are quite a few adults who shave their genital area and as we see here, there are quite a few adults who do it on Hype.
Originally posted by MakeMineMarvel
The sack gets the Mach 3 after an application of a product called "Coochy Cream." Great product that keeps away the stubble itchies. The patch above gets a trim with a beard/mustache trimmer.
But I also shave my chest, pits and arms as well as using clippers on my legs, too, so . . .
Never had chest here, most likely never will, bummer man. As for puts and legs, something I've always wanted to try but I don't think I'd have enough patience just for a smoothe feeling all over. Then again...
Lately I've been using the beard trimmer for the genital area completely. Occasionally followed by the razor blade for added detail.
MakeMineMarvel
04-30-2003, 12:55 PM
Yeah, I've taken the Mach to the legs before, but it's too long of a process. The clippers do just fine. I'm a bodybuilder, so I do it for the look AND the feel. I've had women talk about not liking it until they see it and then stories change . . .
Spider-Fett
04-30-2003, 12:59 PM
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