Three Word Story - Part 2

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[Super Kal]

As I walked

[Sensi]

in return gave

[LOBO3315a]

bunches of bananas

[Captain_BluTac]

and a hobo

[X-Woman]

to the kangaroos.

[SuperZer0]

However, a deer

[O_B_Juan]

a female deer,

[Sensi]

saw a ray

[Alien1495]

in the sky

[SuperZer0]

which flew right

[X-Woman]

into a group

[LOBO3315a]

Of Steve Irwins

[Sensi]

admirers who missed

[Alien1495]

the giant pig

[SuperZer0]

who were eating

[Nave 'Torment']

away their dreams

[J'adore]

in the night

[SuperZer0]

when suddenly, I

[X-Woman]

exploded. Everyone nearby

[Captain_BluTac]

dropped their pants.

[Nave 'Torment']

Meanwhile, the Ninja

[Sensi]

looked down from

[O_B_Juan]

the burning blimp

[Sensi]

and decided to

[Alien1495]

remove his pants.

[Sensi]

so they wouldn't

[Nave 'Torment']

get arrested for

[LOBO3315a]

holding up the

[Alien1495]

burger king line

[Ultra Lantern]

with a deadly

[Alien1495]

banana tree. Then

[Ultra Lantern]

he looked up

[Alien1495]

and he saw

[Nave 'Torment']

an order of

[Ultra Lantern]

French Fried Potatoes

[SuperZer0]

with a combo

[Ultra Lantern]

of smelly white

[SuperZer0]

chunks of mayonnaise

[Nave 'Torment']

running away laughing.

[O_B_Juan]

The door opened

[LOBO3315a]

to a new

[Nave 'Torment']

horrifying sight of

[Ultra Lantern]

Pee Wee Herrman

[Nave 'Torment']

, hungry for fries,

[Ultra Lantern]

and doing the

[Nave 'Torment']

Chandler Bing dance.

[LOBO3315a]

Ren and Stimpy

[PSYLENTGuardian]

have really big

[Ultra Lantern]

heads so they

[SuperZer0]

coudn't fit into

[X-Woman]

their wigs anymore.

[Nave 'Torment']

Later that night

[Ultra Lantern]

a creepy man

[Nave 'Torment']

followed Pee Wee

[Ultra Lantern]

to a place

[SuperZer0]

where Pee Wee

[Ultra Lantern]

got busy with

[Alien1495]

Charlie sheen and

[Ultra Lantern]

did drugs and

[O_B_Juan]

made youtube videos

[Vengeance]

running around naked

[Nave 'Torment']

until the neighbours

[O_B_Juan]

released the hounds!

[Ultra Lantern]

and called the

[LOBO3315a]

Ghostbusters to round

[SuperZer0]

down the number

[Nave 'Torment']

of multiplying Pee-Wees

[Ultra Lantern]

and then Superman

[Nave 'Torment']

went "Up! Up--

[LOBO3315a]

upside your head!"

[Nave 'Torment']

And leaped tall

[O_B_Juan]

venezuelan hand models

[Nave 'Torment']

in a single

[Ultra Lantern]

bound and then

[O_B_Juan]

drank a beer

[Ultra Lantern]

and farted yellow

[Alien1495]

smoke which had

[Ultra Lantern]

tiny flakes of

[X-Woman]

radioactive hamster poo

[SuperZer0]

which caused stomach

[Nave 'Torment']

wars across the

[LOBO3315a]

Sea of Tranquility

[Ultra Lantern]

and then the

[Nave 'Torment']

Raging Red Rhinos

[Ultra Lantern]

all took a

[X-Woman]

shower together. Driving

[Nave 'Torment']

their customers crazy.

[LOBO3315a]

for coca puffs

[O_B_Juan]

and mint juleps

[Sensi]

but unfortunately they

[Ultra Lantern]

Had the nerve

[SuperZer0]

to steal every

[Ultra Lantern]

piece of gold

[SuperZer0]

from the restaurant's

[X-Woman]

minestrone. Along the

[Ultra Lantern]

way some dirty

[O_B_Juan]

Green Bay Packers

[Ultra Lantern]

took some blue

[SuperZer0]

steroid drugs from

[X-Woman]

Wee Willie Winkie

[Ultra Lantern]

and some strange

[LOBO3315a]

counterfit Superbowl rings

[O_B_Juan]

made of chocolate

[Nave 'Torment']

chip cookies, were

[Ultra Lantern]

sold by a

[O_B_Juan]

nubile young maiden

[Ultra Lantern]

with a scar

[Nave 'Torment']

who fancied herself

[Ultra Lantern]

like a beautiful

[Nave 'Torment']

underpaid alien immigrant

[Ultra Lantern]

with one breast

[Nave 'Torment']

from the planet

[Ultra Lantern]

Uranus.Ultra Lantern

[Nave 'Torment']

told those Green-Bay-Packers

[Ultra Lantern]

told those Green-Bay-Packers

Three words.

told those Green...


Bay Packers that

[Nave 'Torment']

(that's why I hyphenated :huh:)

they were on

[Ultra Lantern]

(that's why I hyphenated :huh:)

they were on

Doesn't count.


some kind of

[Nave 'Torment']

imaginary reality where

[Ultra Lantern]

The Dallas Cowboys

[SuperZer0]

defeated them by

[LOBO3315a]

flying like an

[Nave 'Torment']

irresponsibly dying fox.

[Ultra Lantern]

Nave Torment saw

[Nave 'Torment']

that he was

[Ultra Lantern]

growing a large

[LOBO3315a]

one, so he

[Ultra Lantern]

and LOBO3315a went

[SuperZer0]

to a secret

[O_B_Juan]

meeting of the

[Ultra Lantern]

future moderators club

[SuperZer0]

and started drinking

[X-Woman]

heavily. The spinach

[Ultra Lantern]

tasted like wet

[SuperZer0]

corn mixed with

[Ultra Lantern]

dog droppings and

[Vengeance]

rounded off with

[Ultra Lantern]

yellow smelly disgusting

[Vengeance]

snow which was

[Ultra Lantern]

tasteful.Vengeance saw

[Vengeance]

a V shaped

[Ultra Lantern]

ring around his

[LOBO3315a]

pectoral implants, so

[SuperZer0]

a surgeon came

[Ultra Lantern]

and removed them.

[Harls]

He said, "Wow,

[LOBO3315a]

I could have

[Ultra Lantern]

had a stiff

[SuperZer0]

neck during that

[Nave 'Torment']

painfully long wait."

[Ultra Lantern]

He also said...

[O_B_Juan]

interchangeably promotes angry

[Ultra Lantern]

responses towards the

[SuperZer0]

stupidity of the

[LOBO3315a]

Taco eating nimrods

[Ultra Lantern]

that look like

[O_B_Juan]

famous lion tamers

[Ultra Lantern]

with smurf like

[SuperZer0]

noses and ears

[Ultra Lantern]

and ugly blue

[SuperZer0]

face and skin

[O_B_Juan]

that glowed when

[Ultra Lantern]

they got excited

[SuperZer0]

to eat some

[O_B_Juan]

pork and beans

[LOBO3315a]

mixed with some

[Ultra Lantern]

yellow smelly old

[SuperZer0]

bacon and eggs

[Ultra Lantern]

that were coated

[SuperZer0]

with BBQ sauce

[Ultra Lantern]

and lumpy purple

[O_B_Juan]

soupy silly sauce

[Ultra Lantern]

and brown crap

[SuperZer0]

from the backyard

[Ultra Lantern]

that had worms

[LOBO3315a]

of that guy

[Ultra Lantern]

who got shot

[SuperZer0]

in the head.

[Vengeance]

and then somehow

[O_B_Juan]

returned from the

[Ultra Lantern]

dead.Vengeance was

[Vengeance]

fueled with the

[Ultra Lantern]

strength of Thor

[SuperZer0]

and the rage

[LOBO3315a]

Pee Wee Herman

[O_B_Juan]

felt when his

[Ultra Lantern]

career went up

[X-Woman]

in smoke. Cheating

[SuperZer0]

his wife and

[O_B_Juan]

charlie sheen's nanny

[Ultra Lantern]

Rob Lowe took

[SuperZer0]

home with him

[X-Woman]

champagne, caviar and

[Ultra Lantern]

Roast Pork.Cher

[SuperZer0]

really liked it

[Ultra Lantern]

and asked Charlie

[SuperZer0]

for some crack

[Ultra Lantern]

cocaine and some

[SuperZer0]

peanuts to eat

[Ultra Lantern]

while Frankie Muniz

[SuperZer0]

took a gun

[LOBO3315a]

from his hat

[Ultra Lantern]

and shot his

[Ultra Lantern]

and shot his

[SuperZer0]

wall inside his

[Ultra Lantern]

house.Satan arrived

[Vengeance]

and demanded that

[Ultra Lantern]

Charlie Sheen and

[SuperZer0]

his prostitute friends

[LOBO3315a]

do a show

[Ultra Lantern]

that was about

[Vengeance]

a teddy bear

[Ultra Lantern]

and a wild

[SuperZer0]

goose doing a

[X-Woman]

surgical procedure on

[NHawk19]

my left foot

[Ultra Lantern]

and leg.Zatanna

[SuperZer0]

had a great

[Ultra Lantern]

idea when the

[SuperZer0]

fly came buzzing

[X-Woman]

over her hat.

[Ultra Lantern]

She used magic

[NHawk19]

to create a

[Ultra Lantern]

wild ugly green

[Vengeance]

orc who would

[Ultra Lantern]

do bodily harm

[SuperZer0]

on my little

[Ultra Lantern]

brother's disfigured right

[LOBO3315a]

ear. Silliness became

[Ultra Lantern]

reality when the

[O_B_Juan]

unicorns bled rainbows

[Ultra Lantern]

and elfs had

[Vengeance]

recently discovered the

[Ultra Lantern]

minataurs had big

[SuperZer0]

bullheads on their

[LOBO3315a]

naughty parts. Alas

[NHawk19]

I must work

[Ultra Lantern]

on doing some

[SuperZer0]

weightlifting at the

[Ultra Lantern]

gym.Russel arrived

[SuperZer0]

and took out

[Ultra Lantern]

a gun and

[Vengeance]

then proceeded to

[Ultra Lantern]

find Boston Rob

[Vengeance]

and take him

[Ultra Lantern]

to Richard Hatch's

[Vengeance]

little cabin in

[Ultra Lantern]

the woods and

[Vengeance]

then tie him

[Ultra Lantern]

up tightly against