Thor caption thread - Part 1

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[ultimatefan]

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: Just the announcement of Anne Hathaway being cast as Catwoman CRASHED THE BOARDS?! C´mon, we´ve had tons of announcements, pictures, even a trailer, and we NOT ONCE crashed the boards!!
REED: Are you really trying to compare your popularity with the Batman mythos?
THOR: Do you really want to get into that argument, Mr. "Fox made our franchise a Men In Black´s poor cousin"?
REED: Sorry.
Hahahahahahahahahaha :awesome:

Stupid Fox. :doh:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy16/twentybeauties/Top%20Twenty%20Beauties/Mila%20Kunis/Kiss3.jpg
PORTMAN: If getting an Oscar nomination for a movie where I do a hot lesbian scene with Mila Kunis doesn´t make people forget my Star Wars prequels fiasco, nothing will!

[Bren]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/Thorahhhhww1.jpg

Thor: You were supposed to take the hammer from me, not shove it up my ass!!!

[ultimatefan]

Poor Thor.

[ultimatefan]

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy16/twentybeauties/Top%20Twenty%20Beauties/Mila%20Kunis/Kiss3.jpg
KUNIS: Oh Megan Fox...
PORTMAN: What did you just say?
KUNIS; huh nothing baby. I love you!

[Panthro]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/Thorahhhhww1.jpg

Thor: You were supposed to take the hammer from me, not shove it up my ass!!!
Bwahahahahahaha

Yours were funny too UF

[BigThor]

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

Hahahahaha funny stuff UF

[Panthro]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/Thorahhhhww1.jpg
THOR: "Stop complaining that Nolan's Batman isn't a detective! He's still learning how to be Batman! He's not gonna be a perfect detective right off the bat! And stop complaining about him running over cop cars with the Tumbler and being on the run from the cops for crimes he didn't commit, it's happened in the comics you know!"

[BigThor]

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/9007/thormoviecolouredsmall.jpg

THOR: And they said my movie costume isn't badass...BOX OFFICE PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!!
BOX OFFICE: Ohhhh sh**!!!!
THOR: FOR MIDGARD!!!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/41797/1306089-1068754_102_sif_02_large_super.jpg

SIF: What's so good about Asgard? Is there something you're hiding from me Thor?

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/9007/thormoviecolouredsmall.jpg

THOR: Well ummm...FOR ODIN, FOR ASGAAAARD!!!

[Panthro]

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/9007/thormoviecolouredsmall.jpg

THOR: And they said my movie costume isn't badass...BOX OFFICE PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!!
BOX OFFICE: Ohhhh sh**!!!!
THOR: FOR MIDGARD!!!

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0PDoTEabEtNGiEA94qjzbkF/SIG=12jkigo90/EXP=1296817306/**http%3a//www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/12/sif.jpg
SIF: What's so good about Asgard? Is there something you're hiding from me Thor?

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/9007/thormoviecolouredsmall.jpg

THOR: Well ummm...FOR ODIN, FOR ASGAAAARD!!!
Hehehehehehe

[BigThor]

I fixed it Panthro, so got quote the new version

[ultimatefan]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/Thorahhhhww1.jpg

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!

[kedrell]

Hehehe, well be fair Thor and share the love since you already had your trailer out and it was well received. At least you're getting a Superbowl spot. Green Lantern won't even be showing up.

[BigThor]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/Thorahhhhww1.jpg

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!

Hahahaha...I agree:thor:

I also agree with your signature, curvy >>> thin, in my opinion

[Panthro]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/Thorahhhhww1.jpg

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[BigThor]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Funny stuff indeed :lmao:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/6611/thormonster.png

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

[Panthro]

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/6611/thormonster.png

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!
Bwahahahahahahahaha

[steintym]

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/6611/thormonster.png

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!


Nice!

[BigThor]

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/6611/thormonster.png

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

I think Anne Hathaway is alot more on the "thin" side, I dnt see how someone could call her overweight.

Hahahaha at the Frost monster...lol

[Timstuff]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4910/ironman20312100009.jpg

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9430/thormoviestill1.jpg

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1665/thorhammertime.jpg

[BigThor]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4910/ironman20312100009.jpg

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9430/thormoviestill1.jpg

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1665/thorhammertime.jpg

Hehehehe, nice one Tim :up:

[Panthro]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4910/ironman20312100009.jpg

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9430/thormoviestill1.jpg

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1665/thorhammertime.jpg
:awesome::awesome::awesome:

[DarkestHero]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg

"I shall name upon thee...Mini Me."

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg

"I shall name upon thee...Mini Me."
:awesome::awesome::awesome:

[Spider-Fan83]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/959/hasbrostars1.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/hasbrostars1.jpg/)
Hemsworth-"I wish we just used this one in the movie... so, much lighter... I wouldn't of had to do all that working out"

[Bren]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/hasbro11.jpg

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

[kedrell]

^lulz.

[Panthro]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/959/hasbrostars1.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/hasbrostars1.jpg/)
Hemsworth-"I wish we just used this one in the movie... so, much lighter... I wouldn't of had to do all that working out"
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/959/hasbrostars1.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/hasbrostars1.jpg/)

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[steintym]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/959/hasbrostars1.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/hasbrostars1.jpg/)

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

Hahaha - That's awesome

[Vartha]

hahaha
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/959/hasbrostars1.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/hasbrostars1.jpg/)

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg
HEMSWORTH: "My action figure is more attractive than your action figure."

[Panthro]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/959/hasbrostars1.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/hasbrostars1.jpg/)
HEMSWORTH: "Hey Chris, what's with these Superman fans who want the old John Williams theme in the Superman reboot?"
EVANS: "I don't know Chris. Stupid people blinded by nostalgia I guess, can't stop living in the past, too afraid to challenge the old Reeve movies despite their flaws, the list probably goes on."
HEMSWORTH: "I just don't get it man. Batman got a new theme. The X-Men were constantly getting new themes. Spider-Man's getting a new theme. Even Hellboy changed themes between movies. Don't they see it's about updating and establishing a new identity."
EVANS: "Fanboys, what are you gonna do, right?"

[BigThor]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/959/hasbrostars1.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/hasbrostars1.jpg/)

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

Hahahaha funny stuff :woot:

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg
HEMSWORTH: "I spent two years in Vietnam with this uncomfortable piece of plastic shoved up my ass, and now, it's yours."

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg
HEMSWORTH: "This cheaply made lifeless soulless piece of plastic can be yours if the price is right!"

[PSYLENTGuardian]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg
HEMSWORTH: "I spent two years in Vietnam with this uncomfortable piece of plastic shoved up my ass, and now, it's yours."

Pulp Fiction? :awesome:

[Panthro]

Pulp Fiction? :awesome:
Correct. Not sure the quote's 100% as I had to recall it from memory, but yeah, the basic idea of essence is from Pulp Fiction.

[kedrell]

http://i56.tinypic.com/7166gw.jpg
Destroyer: "So you are Thor. And who is your superior?"
Thor: "I answer only to the president..."
Destroyer: "..AND HE WILL ANSWER TO ME!!!!! Or all of his cities will end up like this one!"

[kedrell]

http://i56.tinypic.com/7166gw.jpg
Destroyer: "Who else is seeing this?"
Thor: "Well, with the satellite hook-up...just about everyone. I mean the whole planet."
Destroyer: "The whole planet Houston?"
Thor: "Earth...the whole planet Earth."

[kedrell]

http://i54.tinypic.com/34ycok0.jpg

It was at this point that Thor whipped out his sketch pad and attempted to impress Jane further by showing the he was in fact the guy who invented the pinball machine.

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg
HEMSWORTH: "Captain Kirk has a phaser? Pfft, his phaser is no match for my hammer!"

[lord-22]

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/joss_w11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1769&u=11807667)

joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers.

so here's your new accessories for the movie guys

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/hasbro11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1768&u=11807667)
Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!!

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/joss_w11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1769&u=11807667)

joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers.

so here's your new accessories for the movie guys

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/hasbro11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1768&u=11807667)
Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!!

PURE GENIUS! And those Superman ones made me really LOL!

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/ghostbusters1.jpg?t=1298121616

Ray Stantz: Destroyer from Asgard?... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Peter Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much Ray.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/_tempthorsccc3thumbnails_0018_Layer2022.jpg?t=1298 121757

Destroyer: Are you a God?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/aykroyd-ghostbusters.jpg?t=1298121804

Ray Stantz:................no

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/thorsccc3thumbnails_0016_Layer2024.jpg?t=129812191 6

Destroyer: Then...DIE!!!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/Ernie-Hudson-Ghost-Busters_6.jpg?t=1298121959

Winston Zeddemore: RAY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU THE FIRST TIME?!!!

[BigThor]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/ghostbusters1.jpg?t=1298121616

Ray Stantz: Destroyer from Asgard?... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Peter Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much Ray.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/_tempthorsccc3thumbnails_0018_Layer2022.jpg?t=1298 121757

Destroyer: Are you a God?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/aykroyd-ghostbusters.jpg?t=1298121804

Ray Stantz:................no

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/thorsccc3thumbnails_0016_Layer2024.jpg?t=129812191 6

Destroyer: Then...DIE!!!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/Ernie-Hudson-Ghost-Busters_6.jpg?t=1298121959

Winston Zeddemore: RAY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU THE FIRST TIME?!!!

Hahaha, this is good one :)

I never knew Winston Zeddemore's name, until today.

[kedrell]

And those Superman ones made me really LOL!

Thanks. The rural setting reminded me of those scenes in Supes 2.

[CyclopsSummers]

Who is the old creature with blue skin ? (at the trailer'end)

[Pumpkin_Bomb]

Probably a frost giant, maybe even Ymir.

[Vartha]

Who is the old creature with blue skin ? (at the trailer'end)
at the very End?
that was Laufrey, Loki's father

[kedrell]

The one who speaks? I think that's Laufrey, the head frost giant played by Colm Feore. I've no idea what that other creature is.

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/ghostbusters1.jpg?t=1298121616

Ray Stantz: Destroyer from Asgard?... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Peter Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much Ray.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/_tempthorsccc3thumbnails_0018_Layer2022.jpg?t=1298 121757

Destroyer: Are you a God?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/aykroyd-ghostbusters.jpg?t=1298121804

Ray Stantz:................no

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/thorsccc3thumbnails_0016_Layer2024.jpg?t=129812191 6

Destroyer: Then...DIE!!!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/Ernie-Hudson-Ghost-Busters_6.jpg?t=1298121959

Winston Zeddemore: RAY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU THE FIRST TIME?!!!
:awesome::awesome::awesome:

[Panthro]

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/joss_w11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1769&u=11807667)

joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers.

so here's your new accessories for the movie guys

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/hasbro11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1768&u=11807667)
Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Timstuff]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7895/valhalla.jpg

The rainbow bridge of Asgard...

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4566/georgekirk2.jpg

...it united George Kirk...

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9651/padmnaberrieamidalaskyw.jpg

...with Padme Skywalker.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9595/kirkandleia.jpg

James Kirk: "Oh crap, this got awkward."

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2919/lukeskywalker7.jpg

Luke Skywalker: "Tell me about it."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i56.tinypic.com/7166gw.jpg
DESTROYER: You have 16 seconds to comply!
THOR: No, that´s taken.
DESTROYER: Dead or alive, you´re coming with me!
THOR: Same problem. And same movie.
DESTROYER: Hasta la vista, baby!
THOR: Nope.
DESTROYER: Klatuu barada nikto!
THOR: It´s not even the robot who says that!
DESTROYER: Danger, Will Robinson, danger!
THOR: Please, take this seriously.

[ultimatefan]

http://i56.tinypic.com/7166gw.jpg
DESTROYER: UOUOUOOOOOOO... Wan waaan wan...
THOR: Wait, are you actually doing an impression of the classic Enio Morricone spaghetti western score?
DESTROYER: Shut up.

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_2_screenshots_7529/trailer_2_20110218_1195314208.jpg
JANE´S FRIEND: So, guys, what you think of me as the comic relief of this movie?




http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g185/cool_kid_01/JAR-JAR-BINKS.jpg
JAR JAR: Jar Jar likes messa comic relief girl!

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2008/05/07/sr2235660_2.jpg
SPRITTLE: She´s like, totally super awesome!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k233/mvcs40/Thundercats/Snarf1.jpg
SNARF: Snarf snarf, she should join the team, Lion-O, snarf snarf!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_2_screenshots_7529/trailer_2_20110218_1346849653.jpg
THOR: Now THIS is what I call relief, b****es!!

[Punk&ComicBooks]

S.H.I.E.L.D ANNOUNCER: Captain Americas Indestructable shield test #248

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/28.jpg?t=1298226811
CA: Alright dude I`m ready, on the count of three.


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/_tempthorsccc3thumbnails_0006_Layer2034.jpg?t=1298 226991
THOR: One...Two...Th-


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/30.jpg?t=1298227040
CA: waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait!!!!


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/28.jpg?t=1298227085
CA: Alright man, I`m sorry. I`m ready for real this time!


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/_tempthorsccc3thumbnails_0006_Layer2034.jpg?t=1298 227120
THOR: One...Two...Thr-

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/30.jpg?t=1298227174
CA: waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait!!!!


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/_tempthorsccc3thumbnails_0005_Layer2035.jpg?t=1298 227229
THOR: I SWARE TO ODIN IF YOU DONT GROW A PAIR AND STOP ACTING LIKE A ******* ***** I`M GOING TO SHOVE THIS HAMMER SO FAR UP YOUR **** YOU WONT BE ABLE TO ****** ** ******* ********** **** ******!!!

[Vartha]

hehe funny Punk

[Timstuff]

:pal:

[Panthro]

All this stuff's hilarious.

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

HEMSWORTH: So, how was it to shoot that lesbian scene with Mila Kunis in Black Swann? How many days did it take to shoot? How many takes? How many positions you tried? How realistic was it? Did you enjoy it? Will there be more in the deleted scenes for the DVD? Would you do more scenes like that? Does Mila´s carpet match the drapes?

NATALIE: ...

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

JANE: The grace of the lord Jesus be with God's people. The end.

THOR (stoned): Whoa. Whoa. God does so much for me and he doesn't ask for anything in return.

JANE: Well I know he's wishing you to sign this petition... to re-criminalize medicinal marijuana.

THOR: (signs it) Done and done. Now do Wiggum!

[BigThor]

Hahahaha, just the thought of Thor being stoned hilarious in itself alone.

Great caption, Ultimate :woot:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[NewType]

The one with Cap and Thor is great.

[Panthro]

Those Thor/Jane captions were great.

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
HEMSWORTH: "So... Star Wars prequels?"
NATALIE: "Look I was young, I needed a job, and you don't have to be a genius to realize those films would have made tons of money regardless of how poorly written they may have been."
HEMSWORTH [doing Nat's voice]: "Anakin- you're- breaking- my- heart!"
NATALIE: "Shut up."

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245

Thor: Have no fear and spare those tears my love, for I sware I shall return from battle as the victorious one!

Jane Foster: No Thor its not that...You`re just standing on my foot again...

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245

Thor: Have no fear and spare those tears my love, for I sware I shall return from battle as the victorious one!

Jane Foster: No Thor its not that...You`re just standing on my foot again...
Hahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
THOR: "Why yes I can hammer a six inch spike through a board with my penis. Why do you ask?"
JANE: "Oh... no reason."

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
THOR: "Fear not fair maiden, I'll not let this Anakin Skywalker person harm you!"
JANE: "Of all the superheroes in the world and I get stuck with the one who's also a Star Wars fanboy."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.
THOR: Whoa.

[BigThor]

Pure comedy, Ultimate :woot:

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.
THOR: Whoa.
Hahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y."
THOR: ":wow:"

[Punk&ComicBooks]

^:awesome:

[BigThor]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y."
THOR: ":wow:"

HAHAHAHA :lmao:

[Panthro]

Thanks guys

[ultimatefan]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110227/Natalie-Portman-Oscar_240.jpg
PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/THOR-Wallpaper11-1280x1024.jpg
THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?!

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff187/SexiBak5/Jaimie%20Alexander/71286319.jpg
JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/JAVIER1111/thor.jpg
THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

[Panthro]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110227/Natalie-Portman-Oscar_240.jpg
PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/THOR-Wallpaper11-1280x1024.jpg
THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?!

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff187/SexiBak5/Jaimie%20Alexander/71286319.jpg
JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/JAVIER1111/thor.jpg
THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!
:awesome:

[BigThor]

Good one :up:

[elgaz]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??"
Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"

[BigThor]

Hahahaha, I like that one Elgaz :woot:

[ultimatefan]

WHAT THOR IS SAYING:

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand...


WHAT HE´S ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT:

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy16/twentybeauties/Top%20Twenty%20Beauties/Mila%20Kunis/Kiss3.jpg

[Panthro]

WHAT THOR IS SAYING:

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand...


WHAT HE´S ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT:

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy16/twentybeauties/Top%20Twenty%20Beauties/Mila%20Kunis/Kiss3.jpg
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??"
Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"
Hahahahahahaha

[3dman27]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110227/Natalie-Portman-Oscar_240.jpg
PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/JAVIER1111/thor.jpg
THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

mortal,i say thee NAY

[kedrell]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?"
Thor: "Verily."

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?"
Thor: "Verily."
Hahahahahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool one Ked!

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, I´m a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy?

JANE: That is correct.

THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that we´re all alone together in the dark, my b****!

JANE: Oh, crap.

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, I´m a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy?

JANE: That is correct.

THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that we´re all alone together in the dark, my b****!

JANE: Oh, crap.
:awesome:

[ultimatefan]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245

THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!!

[Vartha]

heh turn your head and Cough comes to mind :D

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245

THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!!
Bwahahahahahahaha, poor Thor...

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
THOR: "Jane, listen, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that all the problems of a strapping bad ass Viking thunder god and a cute little brunette just don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. But for what it's worth, we'll always have Ontario, Canada. Now... here's looking at you, kid."

[BigThor]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245

THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!!

Funny stuff, but it's true as well

[3dman27]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245



thor"jane foster you have the beauty and grace of a goddess"

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Thor: Jane Foster look at your man and look back at me, now back to your man, now back to me, sadly he isnt me but if he stopped being a wimp he could be more like me if he learned how to combat Frost Giants and control the elements he could be like me.
Look down, back up where are you? You are in Asgard with a man that your man could be like, whats in your hand, back at me: its an oyster with 2 tickets to the Le Mis, look again I have turned them into diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man is a Thunder God and not a wimp, I have a hammer.

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Thor: Jane your beauty and grace has captivated me like no other Asgardian woman.
Jane: I also have the Oscar.
Thor: that too

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Chris: Hey Natalie you do a Love scene with Mila Kunis and get the Oscar... do you think that could help me?
Natalie: It couldnt hurt

[Panthro]

Funny stuff mc

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Thor: Jane Foster look at your man and look back at me, now back to your man, now back to me, sadly he isnt me but if he stopped being a wimp he could be more like me if he learned how to combat Frost Giants and control the elements he could be like me.
Look down, back up where are you? You are in Asgard with a man that your man could be like, whats in your hand, back at me: its an oyster with 2 tickets to the Le Mis, look again I have turned them into diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man is a Thunder God and not a wimp, I have a hammer.

Great stuff mc, but this one was my favorite! "I have a hammer" lmao I can see Thor now raising it to the sky yelling "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POWER!" lol

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

Thor: I tell you, in Asgard I get no respect. One time when I was a child I was kidnapped by Frost Giants and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father Odin, he said he wanted more proof.

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

Thor: I tell you, in Asgard I get no respect. One time when I was a child I was kidnapped by Frost Giants and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father Odin, he said he wanted more proof.
hehehehehehehehe

[John Locke]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Thor: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
Jane: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245

THOR: For you, I´d behead Frost Giants and drink the blood from their necks!

FOSTER: What?! That´s horrible!

THOR: Really? In Asgard it´s considered pretty romantic.

FOSTER: How about give me some flowers?

THOR: Wow, I didn´t think you were THAT perverted...

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245

THOR: For you, I´d behead Frost Giants and drink the blood from their necks!

FOSTER: What?! That´s horrible!

THOR: Really? In Asgard it´s considered pretty romantic.

FOSTER: How about give me some flowers?

THOR: Wow, I didn´t think you were THAT perverted...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[mc7791]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Thor: do you know what would make this night more special?
Jane: Cuddling together in a sleeping bag?
Thor: No, a group of trolls arriving and me beating them to a pulp. Then we dance and make merry around the remains.
Jane: Asgardian rituals are weird.

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Thor: Jane my sweet I am about to battle the Destroyer armor. If I dont make it will you remember me?
Jane: I will look lovingly at the pic of you my friend posted on facebook and be very heartfelt.
Thor: Cool, I think.

[Panthro]

Both of those were great mc

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
THOR: "Tell me Jane, do you like movies about gladiators?"
JANE: "No."
THOR: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
JANE: "A couple of times."
THOR: "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
JANE: "Take me home."

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Jane: Thor you might be powerful and all.....
Thor: I am mighty!!
Jane: whatever, deal is, is that I have the real power around here!!
Thor: you mean you a mere Midgard mortal have a power greater than Thor or my father Odin?!!
Jane: Yes its called the Oscar!!
Thor: Blast trumped by all things, Not Loki, Not the Destroyer, or even my own father but the academy!!! There is no justice!!

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Jane: Thor you might be powerful and all.....
Thor: I am mighty!!
Jane: whatever, deal is, is that I have the real power around here!!
Thor: you mean you a mere Midgard mortal have a power greater than Thor or my father Odin?!!
Jane: Yes its called the Oscar!!
Thor: Blast trumped by all things, Not Loki, Not the Destroyer, or even my own father but the academy!!! There is no justice!!
Bwahahahahahaha

[wobbly]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Jane: sniffs..Can you smell pop-tarts?
Thor: Verilly.
Jane: Ewww...

[Vartha]

lol

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Jane: sniffs..Can you smell pop-tarts?
Thor: Verilly.
Jane: Ewww...
Hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[mc7791]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpgAnnouncer: where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

THOR: I miss the old times, the simpler times... Times when Lindsay Lohan was desirable and likeable and it actually seemed like a good idea to get her liquored up and bang her, times when Charlie Sheen was a degenerate, deranged douchebag, but at least it was easy to ignore him, times when we all loved watching Mel Gibson go crazy and violent, and he only seemed to have issues with the British... Call me nostalgic, call me a dreamer, but I miss all that...

JANE: I think we all do, Thor. I think we all do.

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

THOR: I miss the old times, the simpler times... Times when Lindsay Lohan was desirable and likeable and it actually seemed like a good idea to get her liquored up and bang her, times when Charlie Sheen was a degenerate, deranged douchebag, but at least it was easy to ignore him, times when we all loved watching Mel Gibson go crazy and violent, and he only seemed to have issues with the British... Call me nostalgic, call me a dreamer, but I miss all that...

JANE: I think we all do, Thor. I think we all do.
:awesome:

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
THOR: "You know Jane, I always knew the decision to bring back the Barry Allen Flash was going to be controversial, especially since it happened 20 some years after people got used to his replacement, but fans really need to stop taking all their anger out on Geoff Johns, as well as the character of Barry himself, and direct at least some of it at Grant Morrison, the guy who actually brought Barry back to life, and Dan DiDio, who obviously had the resurrection of Barry as part of his agenda from day 1."
JANE: "I can't argue with that."

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

Jane: I know I`ve asked you this a hundred times already but- why exactly did your father cast you down to earth?

Thor: Because you touch yourself at night

Jane:..................................

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

Jane: I know I`ve asked you this a hundred times already but- why exactly did your father cast you down to earth?

Thor: Because you touch yourself at night

Jane:..................................
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[mc7791]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Jane: Thor do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
Thor: Yes after fighting frost giants for months on end and crushing some trolls beneath my boots and then dousing myself and brethren with mead.
Jane: That is not what I meant.

[mc7791]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Thor: Jane, I enjoy these special times but doesnt the thought of glorious battles against powerful enemies that want to destroy you burn like that fire in front of us in your soul?
Jane: Damn Thor take it easy. You sound like a bunch of Klingons!
Thor: Who are these Klingons?! I will make battle with them that will set the heavens ablaze!!!
Jane: *Facepalm*

[Panthro]

Funny stuff mc

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: Cant you fanboys see that the helmet is clearly just waaaay too heavy to wear all the time?!

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: Cant you fanboys see that the helmet is clearly just waaaay too heavy to wear all the time?!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg

THOR: They can send the frost giants, even Destroyer, but they CANNOT silence our pledge! DAREDEVIL´S RIGHTS MUST REVERT BACK TO MARVEL!! F*** FOX!!!

CROWD: F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!!

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg

THOR: They can send the frost giants, even Destroyer, but they CANNOT silence our pledge! DAREDEVIL´S RIGHTS MUST REVERT BACK TO MARVEL!! F*** FOX!!!

CROWD: F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!!
:hehe::funny::lmao::applaud:pal:

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
THOR: "Asgardians! Prepare for Glory! Eat a hearty breakfast for tonight we dine in Hell!"

Sorry, I'm low on material and it was such an obvious choice.

[mc7791]

Asgardians: No we think we will follow Odin instead. We get better dental too.

[mc7791]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: Raise your hand if your sure!!
Asgardians: The only thing we are sure of is that you need a shower!!

[mc7791]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: Yo fellow Asgard dudes ... its Hammer time!!
Asgardians: Hey Thor MC Hammer called he wants his catch phrase back!!

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

PORTMAN: Did you hear that? Darren Aronofsky left The Wolverine cuz he´d have to leave his family for a year to shoot overseas! I feel so bad for him!

HEMSWORTH: That´s total bull****. He left cuz he wanted full control of the movie, like Nolan had with The Dark Knight, and Fox can´t let go of their dumbass micromanaging ways, even though they spent over a year without a single movie hitting over 100 millions domestically.

PORTMAN: But... We made Black Swann with them, and had no problems with creative control.

HEMSWORTH: Yeah, but that was a Fox Searchlight indie movie, not a summer tentpole. Bryan Singer´s X-Men movies were a fluke. Look at how they handled X3, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Elektra, X-Men Origins: Wolverine...

PORTMAN: Whoa. With all its cheap reputation, I guess we´re still lucky to be at Marvel Studios.

HEMSWORTH: indeed we are,my dear. Indeed we are.

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg


THOR:We shall bring Tom Rothman´s head in a lance, and put Darren Aronofsky back in the director´s chair for The Wolverine, or the God Of Thunder´s wrath shall crack the very sky open!!

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg

PORTMAN: Did you hear that? Darren Aronofsky left The Wolverine cuz he´d have to leave his family for a year to shoot overseas! I feel so bad for him!

HEMSWORTH: That´s total bull****. He left cuz he wanted full control of the movie, like Nolan had with The Dark Knight, and Fox can´t let go of their dumbass micromanaging ways, even though they spent over a year without a single movie hitting over 100 millions domestically.

PORTMAN: But... We made Black Swann with them, and had no problems with creative control.

HEMSWORTH: Yeah, but that was a Fox Searchlight indie movie, not a summer tentpole. Bryan Singer´s X-Men movies were a fluke. Look at how they handled X3, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Elektra, X-Men Origins: Wolverine...

PORTMAN: Whoa. With all its cheap reputation, I guess we´re still lucky to be at Marvel Studios.

HEMSWORTH: indeed we are,my dear. Indeed we are.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

The other one was funny too UF. You can never go wrong with bashing Tom Rothman.

[mc7791]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

The other one was funny too UF. You can never go wrong with bashing Tom Rothman.


yeah good stuff

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
THOR: "Abortions for all!"
ASGARDIANS: "Boo!"
THOR: "Hmm. Abortions for none!"
ASGARDIANS: "Boo!!"
THOR: "Argh. Abortions for some, small wavy American flogs for others!"
ASGARDIANS: "Yay!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
LOKI: "Loki just pawn in great game of life."

[ladyloki]

Can you picture Tony Stark saying this to Odin

Tony : " I'm sorry. I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye ? "

:wow: OMG

Insert Odin's reaction here :


LOL :woot:

[Vartha]

lol

[steintym]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg

THOR: They can send the frost giants, even Destroyer, but they CANNOT silence our pledge! DAREDEVIL´S RIGHTS MUST REVERT BACK TO MARVEL!! F*** FOX!!!

CROWD: F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!!

:awesome: Nice!

I think this also works with just the "F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!!" part.

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: alright if I just straighten up a little more I can get the best of both Sirius and XM for free!!

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
LOKI: "Loki just pawn in great game of life."
http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: More like someone for me to humiliate while I am not stomping trolls and frost giants into submission.

[mc7791]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: Hey Loki.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: What is it Thor?
http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: Hellboy called he wants his horns back!!
Asgardians: Ahhoo Ahhooo!!!

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: Hey Loki.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: What is it Thor?
http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: Hellboy called he wants his horns back!!
Asgardians: Ahhoo Ahhooo!!!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[steintym]

All kidding aside ... that picture of Loki is a bit odd. Seems to have been caught in mid-motion or something.

[BigThor]

Yeah it does look like it's been caught in "mid motion", but I think it looks badass :word:.

[kedrell]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
THOR: "So......wanna get drunk and fool around?"

http://i55.tinypic.com/2lu6ufp.jpg
Jane: "[hic]....waaaaay ahead of you......[hic]."

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
LOKI: "No I am not tipsy! It's just the weight of this damned helmet. And the Batman actors thought they had it rough..."

[steintym]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2lu6ufp.jpg
Jane: "[hic]....waaaaay ahead of you......[hic]."

Whoa! What the ...! :wow:

[mc7791]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2lu6ufp.jpg
Party with a thunder God too much and you could look like this!!

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/THod.jpg?t=1298485245
Jane: Thor are you sure that Mead stuff you and the other Asgaridans like to drink safe for mortals like me?
Thor: Jane my sweet it is very safe. Please join me you will not be disappointed.
http://i55.tinypic.com/2lu6ufp.jpg
Jane: Anyone got the number of the thunder bolt that hit me?

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2lu6ufp.jpg

PORTMAN: Dammit, hang out with Lindsay Lohan for one night, you end up looking like the daughter of Courtney Love and RuPaul!

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/article-1369783-0B49ED2C00000578-88_233x423.jpg

Here´s the f***ing helmet! Will you fanboys leave me alone now?!

[ultimatefan]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e156/Brolyboy/NerdRage.jpg

NERD: Wear the f***ing helmet already!!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/article-1369783-0B49ED2C00000578-88_233x423.jpg

THOR: Make me, you puny geek!

[Panthro]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e156/Brolyboy/NerdRage.jpg

NERD: Wear the f***ing helmet already!!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/article-1369783-0B49ED2C00000578-88_233x423.jpg

THOR: Make me, you puny geek!
Bwahahahahahahaha

All these other ones were funny too.

[mc7791]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2lu6ufp.jpg
Jane: Partying like Charlie Sheen is full of win just like he says!!
http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/article-1369783-0B49ED2C00000578-88_233x423.jpg
Thor: Even a God like me can get behind that way of thinking.

[ultimatefan]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906

LOKI: See, I´m the God of mischief because I´m subtle. You´d NEVER guess I´m evil by looking at me...

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: To quote Nicholson: "I am just a horny little devil."
http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: Who doesnt get any action!
Asgardians: True, very true.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: My war mongering half brother doth set all of Asgard against me?! Wait till I get his lady love drunk!!
http://i55.tinypic.com/2lu6ufp.jpg
Jane: Not gonna work Lokeness loser. Thats how I roll anyhow!
http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/article-1369783-0B49ED2C00000578-88_233x423.jpg
Thor: I think I understand why I like her so much.

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906

LOKI: See, I´m the God of mischief because I´m subtle. You´d NEVER guess I´m evil by looking at me...
Hehehehehehehe

All this other stuff is great.

[Bren]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906

LOKI: See, I´m the God of mischief because I´m subtle. You´d NEVER guess I´m evil by looking at me...

This really is awesome!!!

[ladyloki]

This stuff is too funny ... keep it up !!

[mc7791]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: Hey Loki I have a great job for you. It has cool benefits!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: What is it Thor?!
http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: With that helmet we can use you as a battering ram to breach the frost giant defenses and take their capital city. Plus we can save time and effort without having to build the ram in the first place.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: So how does this benefit me? Also why is it so cool?
http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
Thor: well I didnt say that you would necessarily benefit by this did I? Also its cool because you will be the land of the frost giants which is very cold. Plus you will finally have some purpose besides being pummeled by me and despised by everyone else.
Everyone else: Yeah we do despise him!!!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906
Loki: Great just great. I wonder if I can get a job on Earth on Hollywood boulevard.

[Bren]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/3751067450_8a3236b448_o.jpg

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/4793527134_919713be81_z.jpg

Odin: What is this magnificent sport? We must participate - Let us send someone to compete! I shall choose my weak son Loki, as there would be no competition to Thor!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/21-15.jpg

Thor: Don't worry brother, I have thought of something to help you in this endeavour...

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/SDSmurf/34920519.jpg

F*** you Thor.... F*** you.

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

[kedrell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

Coulson: "Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."
(woman behind whispers to him)
Coulson: "And by that, I mean, it's time for the agent of the week award."

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

Coulson: "Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."
(woman behind whispers to him)
Coulson: "And by that, I mean, it's time for the agent of the week award."
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Nice!

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

COULSON: Hey, are we reusing the set for Magneto´s plastic prison in X-Men, or what?! Marvel Studios is even cheaper than I thought!

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

COULSON: Hey, are we reusing the set for Magneto´s plastic prison in X-Men, or what?! Marvel Studios is even cheaper than I thought!
Hahahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

COULSON: You´ll be going after one of the greatest threats our world has faced... He doesn´t know our social and moral codes, or doesn´t understand them. He´s impulsive, irrational, and potentialy violent. He´s a vain, greedy, cruel boy... Now go ahead and bring me Charlie Sheen, dead or alive!!

[High Voltage]

^^ hahahaha

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

COULSON: You´ll be going after one of the greatest threats our world has faced... He doesn´t know our social and moral codes, or doesn´t understand them. He´s impulsive, irrational, and potentialy violent. He´s a vain, greedy, cruel boy... Now go ahead and bring me Charlie Sheen, dead or alive!!
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

brilliant

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

[mc7791]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg
Coulson: does this corridor make me look fat?

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg
Coulson: does this corridor make me look fat?
Hahahahahahahahahaha

[Tony Stark]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

Thor if you try to breach this perimeter, I will have Kat Dennings tase you and watch super-nanny while you drool on the ground!

[mc7791]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg
Coulson: This state of the art facility is impregnable!! Not even the Hulk or Iron Man could get in here, or out if they were inside!!
STRAAAKA ---THOOOM!!!!!
Coulson: What the hell was that?!
Guy behind Coulson: Sir we have a report that a muscular hippie-looking blond guy broke in, beat the hell out of our best equipped and trained guards, got to the hammer containment area, grabbed it, transformed into some thunder God with killer armor and a big red cape and flew off!!
Coulson: What!!! did some one track him?!
Guy: No our sensors were short circuited by lightning.
Woman behind Coulson: Sir Director Fury is on the line demanding answers about the security breach.
Coulson: uhh excuse me for a minute...
Woman: Director Fury, Coulson is not available he just made a beeline for the bathroom holding his mouth

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg
Coulson: This state of the art facility is impregnable!! Not even the Hulk or Iron Man could get in here, or out if they were inside!!
STRAAAKA ---THOOOM!!!!!
Coulson: What the hell was that?!
Guy behind Coulson: Sir we have a report that a muscular hippie-looking blond guy broke in, beat the hell out of our best equipped and trained guards, got to the hammer containment area, grabbed it, transformed into some thunder God with killer armor and a big red cape and flew off!!
Coulson: What!!! did some one track him?!
Guy: No our sensors were short circuited by lightning.
Woman behind Coulson: Sir Director Fury is on the line demanding answers about the security breach.
Coulson: uhh excuse me for a minute...
Woman: Director Fury, Coulson is not available he just made a beeline for the bathroom holding his mouth
:awesome:

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg
COULSON: "I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much."

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg
coulson: This state of the art facility is impregnable!! Not even the hulk or iron man could get in here, or out if they were inside!!
Straaaka ---thooom!!!!!
Coulson: What the hell was that?!
Guy behind coulson: Sir we have a report that a muscular hippie-looking blond guy broke in, beat the hell out of our best equipped and trained guards, got to the hammer containment area, grabbed it, transformed into some thunder god with killer armor and a big red cape and flew off!!
Coulson: What!!! Did some one track him?!
Guy: No our sensors were short circuited by lightning.
Woman behind coulson: Sir director fury is on the line demanding answers about the security breach.
Coulson: Uhh excuse me for a minute...
Woman: Director fury, coulson is not available he just made a beeline for the bathroom holding his mouth

genius!

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27267L.jpg?t=1301690198

Thor: This is a really good pic of us, and maybe now the fanboys will finally shut up about our lack of helmets.

Loki: Yeah but now got a bigger problem.

Thor: Whats that?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27264L.jpg?t=1301690504

Loki: We have to put up with those fanboys making up silly captions on their superhero comic book sites using quality pictures like these.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27263L.jpg?t=1301690597

Thor: ...SH**!!! When you`re right you`re right!

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehehehe
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27267L.jpg?t=1301690198
LOKI: "You know at this distance, our angry glaring and glowering comes dangerously close to looking like disguised sexual tension."
THOR: "Damn! You're right!"

[Punk&ComicBooks]

^lmao!!!

[ladyloki]

LOL ....Nice !!

[mc7791]

thanks

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27267L.jpg?t=1301690198

Thor: This is a really good pic of us, and maybe now the fanboys will finally shut up about our lack of helmets.

Loki: Yeah but now got a bigger problem.

Thor: Whats that?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27264L.jpg?t=1301690504

Loki: We have to put up with those fanboys making up silly captions on their superhero comic book sites using quality pictures like these.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27263L.jpg?t=1301690597

Thor: ...SH**!!! When you`re right you`re right!

Awesome!!!

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27267L.jpg?t=1301690198
Loki: Hey Thor lets have a staring contest.
Thor: Well I would like to do that to prove I can beat you at anything except for one problem.
Loki: whats that?
Thor: we are immortal and this could go on for centuries. Plus I have tickets to the Charlie Sheen Torpedo of Truth show tonight at the Fox Theater in Detroit.
Loki: Can I go I really like a crazy mortal like him. I need to find out more about his "winning" formula.
Thor: Sorry the show is sold out and the other ticket is for Jane.
Loki: Dammmnnn!! I cant win for anything.
Thor: Tell me about it

[WildcatNC]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27267L.jpg?t=1301690198



TH-OR. THOR.


AS-GARD. ASGARD.


BI-FROST. BIFROST.



+100pts if you can name where this comes from. :woot:

[nouan]

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Anthony-Hopkins-Odin-Thor.jpg
Odin: "People of Earth, this is your god speaking. You are making quite a mess down there, so I think an intervention is at order. Therefor I have sent you my only son, Thor to..."

http://timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/thor-movie-leak-2.jpg?w=538&h=252
Thor:"To strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Thor when I lay My vengeance upon thee!!!"

http://bp3.blogger.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/Re-6QJCyEhI/AAAAAAAALPo/ZR6zuI8Zp0Q/s1600-h/SupermanReturns_7.jpghttp://www.supermanhomepage.com/movies/sr-trailer-review-pics/supes17.jpg
People:"gulp"

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Anthony-Hopkins-Odin-Thor.jpg
Odin:"Heh, I did sent him down there once already to learn some humility and to deal with his anger managment issues... but anyway, you heard him people and I'm sure you get the point. That is all."
http://bp3.blogger.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/Re-6QJCyEhI/AAAAAAAALPo/ZR6zuI8Zp0Q/s1600-h/SupermanReturns_7.jpg

[Vartha]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/winstoneagle.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/4d961e4b95b7d.jpg
I'd rather fight than switch......oh wait that was Tarringtons

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

COULSON: C´mon, we have state-of-the-art computer technology!! It can´t take that long to download the Green Lantern Wondercon footage!!

OPERATOR: T-there´s too much traffic, sir!

COULSON: I don´t give a s***!! It´better be downloaded, in HD, in the largest available format, WITH at least a hundred screencaps, in my laptop in the next five minutes or I´ll turn you all into minimum wage mall cops!!

[Vartha]

I swear that woman behind Coulson looks like Linda Hunt from NCIS Los Angeles
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/ncis_la_linda_hunt_bio.jpg

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

COULSON: C´mon, we have state-of-the-art computer technology!! It can´t take that long to download the Green Lantern Wondercon footage!!

OPERATOR: T-there´s too much traffic, sir!

COULSON: I don´t give a s***!! It´better be downloaded, in HD, in the largest available format, WITH at least a hundred screencaps, in my laptop in the next five minutes or I´ll turn you all into minimum wage mall cops!!
Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Anthony-Hopkins-Odin-Thor.jpg
Odin: "People of Earth, this is your god speaking. You are making quite a mess down there, so I think an intervention is at order. Therefor I have sent you my only son, Thor to..."

http://timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/thor-movie-leak-2.jpg?w=538&h=252
Thor:"To strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Thor when I lay My vengeance upon thee!!!"

http://bp3.blogger.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/Re-6QJCyEhI/AAAAAAAALPo/ZR6zuI8Zp0Q/s1600-h/SupermanReturns_7.jpghttp://www.supermanhomepage.com/movies/sr-trailer-review-pics/supes17.jpg
People:"gulp"

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Anthony-Hopkins-Odin-Thor.jpg
Odin:"Heh, I did sent him down there once already to learn some humility and to deal with his anger managment issues... but anyway, you heard him people and I'm sure you get the point. That is all."
http://bp3.blogger.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/Re-6QJCyEhI/AAAAAAAALPo/ZR6zuI8Zp0Q/s1600-h/SupermanReturns_7.jpg
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And thanks Punk.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff, Nonan!

[mc7791]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg

COULSON: C´mon, we have state-of-the-art computer technology!! It can´t take that long to download the Green Lantern Wondercon footage!!

OPERATOR: T-there´s too much traffic, sir!

COULSON: I don´t give a s***!! It´better be downloaded, in HD, in the largest available format, WITH at least a hundred screencaps, in my laptop in the next five minutes or I´ll turn you all into minimum wage mall cops!!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/4d961e4b95b7d.jpg
Thor: Who is this Green Lantern? What threat does he pose to Asgard or Midgard? Since he wears green like Loki does that mean he is in league with Loki?!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27264L.jpg?t=1301690504
Loki: Man oh Man chill out bro its just a movie! Coulson could you help me out here please?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/6-15.jpg
Coulson: See my previous statement about our systems Loki!! Hell you are his brother, Loki: Half-brother
Coulson: Either way you can relate to him better than we can. Take him on Doctor Phil or something.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27264L.jpg?t=1301690504
Loki: I did last week and Phil and the rest of the audience are still recovering from the damage. He made Dr Phil look like Jerry Springer but worse!!

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27264L.jpg?t=1301690504
Loki: Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
http://i55.tinypic.com/2lu6ufp.jpg
Jane: Even in my current state you creep me out! Thor take care of this!!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27263L.jpg?t=1301690597
Thor: Loki prepare to become a railroad spike in the sewer!!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27264L.jpg?t=1301690504
Loki: Cmon Thor cant I we share her? I mean she looked open to that. Please dont do this!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/4d961e4b95b7d.jpg
Thor: I missed the part where that is my problem. Plus my helmet looks better than yours.

[mc7791]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Thor: Jane my Love you look somewhat sad, what troubles thee?
Jane: I miss my coworker Jenny last week she got fired.
Thor: Burned?
Jane: Canned.
Thor: Packaged?
Jane: Terminated.
Thor: An muscular, Austrian Cyborg was sent from the future to kill her? Your people can be as ruthless as Asgardians!!
Jane: Its gonna be a loooooong night.

[Vartha]

heh

[Panthro]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/thor01.jpg
Thor: Jane my Love you look somewhat sad, what troubles thee?
Jane: I miss my coworker Jenny last week she got fired.
Thor: Burned?
Jane: Canned.
Thor: Packaged?
Jane: Terminated.
Thor: An muscular, Austrian Cyborg was sent from the future to kill her? Your people can be as ruthless as Asgardians!!
Jane: Its gonna be a loooooong night.
:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud

[JamalYIgle]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906


Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!!

[Panthro]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/34920519.jpg?t=1300302906


Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!!
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[mc7791]

:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud


thank you I try. does anyone know what movie I got part of the dialogue from?

[mc7791]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/27267L.jpg?t=1301690198
Announcer: I got a question for you. What does a city that has been to hell and back (its called Ragnarok google it) know about power? Ill tell you, more than most. You see, its the hottest fires that make the hardest steel, add hard work and conviction. http://timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/thor-movie-leak-2.jpg?w=538&h=252
Like the kind that made this hammer. And the know how that runs generations deep in every last one of us. Since Ragnarok keeps happening. That’s who we are.http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/thor_4616/trailer_1_screenshots_5609/thor_trailer_20101212_1371799369.jpg
That’s our story. Now it’s probably not the one you’ve been hearing about. The one being written by folks who have never even been here. and don’t know what we’re capable of. Because when it comes to power it’s as much about where it’s from
as who it’s for.http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/JAVIER1111/thor.jpg
Now we’re from a different realm. We are not anyones Emerald realm, Windy realm, or realm of happiness. This is Asgard. This is what we do.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/_tempthorsccc3thumbnails_0018_Layer2022.jpg?t=1298 121757
IMPORTED FROM ASGARD

[mc7791]

http://i56.tinypic.com/7166gw.jpg
Helmsworth: Ok Ken what is my motivation here?
Branagh off screen: Just dodge its blasts until you get to you hammer 2 blocks away.
Helmsworth: isnt there stuntmen for this?
Branagh: Yeah but we blew the budget on most of your other cgi

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.


http://i56.tinypic.com/7166gw.jpg
DESTROYER: "I crap bigger than you."

[Panthro]

http://i56.tinypic.com/7166gw.jpg
DESTROYER: "You shall not pass!"
THOR: "I think that's my line big guy."
DESTROYER: "Shut up."

[mc7791]

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To use something from an earlier page in this thread:
Destroyer: Are you a God?
Thor: You are about to find out!!!
Yknow when Gozer asks that of the Ghostbusters I always wanted to Donald Blake show up and say something like: In this form no, but wait till you see my other form!!

[mc7791]

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Destroyer: come quietly or there will be ..... trouble.
Thor: Im a thunder God, quiet is not in my nature!!!

[Panthro]

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DESTROYER: "Now Thor, we don't have to be enemies. We both want a fair union contract."
THOR [thinking]: "Why is the Destroyer being so nice to me?"
DESTROYER: "If you scratch my back, I'll yours."
THOR [thinking]: "Wait a minute- is he coming on to me?"
DESTROYER: "I mean if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
THOR [thinking]: "Oh my God he IS coming on to me!"
DESTROYER: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows, hehe." [winks behind visor]
THOR [thinking]: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
THOR [speaking]: "Sorry Destroyer, but I don't go for these back door shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no." [walks away]
DESTROYER: "Hmm. He wouldn't even hear me out."

[mc7791]

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DESTROYER: "Now Thor, we don't have to be enemies. We both want a fair union contract."
THOR [thinking]: "Why is the Destroyer being so nice to me?"
DESTROYER: "If you scratch my back, I'll yours."
THOR [thinking]: "Wait a minute- is he coming on to me?"
DESTROYER: "I mean if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
THOR [thinking]: "Oh my God he IS coming on to me!"
DESTROYER: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows, hehe." [winks behind visor]
THOR [thinking]: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
THOR [speaking]: "Sorry Destroyer, but I don't go for these back door shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no." [walks away]
DESTROYER: "Hmm. He wouldn't even hear me out."


hmmm interesting. where did you get that one from Panthro?

[Panthro]

hmmm interesting. where did you get that one from Panthro?
I stole it from an old episode of the Simpsons. Back when the Simpsons was actually funny.

[DarkSovereignty]

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COULSON: C´mon, we have state-of-the-art computer technology!! It can´t take that long to download the Green Lantern Wondercon footage!!

OPERATOR: T-there´s too much traffic, sir!

COULSON: I don´t give a s***!! It´better be downloaded, in HD, in the largest available format, WITH at least a hundred screencaps, in my laptop in the next five minutes or I´ll turn you all into minimum wage mall cops!!
OPERATOR: That's hurtful.
COULSON: Oh, you don't even know.

[Vartha]

lol

[mc7791]

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Destroyer: could tell from the minute I woke up
It was going to be a lonely lonely
lonely lonely day.
Rise and shine rub the sleep out of my eyes
And try to tell myself I can't
go back to bed
It's gonna be a lonely lonely lonely lonely day.
Even though the sun is shining down on me and I should feel about as happy as can be
I just got here and I already want to leave
It's gonna be a lonely lonely lonely lonely day

Everybody knows that something's wrong
But nobody knows what's going on
We all sing the same old song
When you want it all to go away
It's shaping up to be a lonely day
Thor: Destroyer why are you singing a like that?
Destroyer: Because I have no friends and everyone runs when they see me.
Thor: Well did you ever think its because you are an armored and uber-powered bringer of ultimate doom?
Destroyer: Good point. speaking of which....
Thor: Ulp... me and my big mouth!

[mc7791]

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Destroyer: Kneel before Zod!!
Thor: I think legal will have to have a talk with you
Destroyer: ours is a fascinating tribe. Even now, you are defiant, in the face of annihilation and the presence of a god. It isn't wise to stand against me Leon.... uh... I mean Thor! Yeah, Thor!!!
Branagh: CUT!!! Destroyer go to the legal tent now!!!

[Vartha]

For some reason I hear the Good, the bad and the ugly playing in the background as they walk toward each other.

[3dman27]

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thor mr coulson you may want to summon the warrior called IRON MAN in case i fall in batttle

[Bren]

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Destroyer: "Destroyer-fart-very-powerful-see - Thor's-turn!"
Thor: "Wow, this isn't the kind of battle I envisioned..."

[Panthro]

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Destroyer: Kneel before Zod!!
Thor: I think legal will have to have a talk with you
Destroyer: ours is a fascinating tribe. Even now, you are defiant, in the face of annihilation and the presence of a god. It isn't wise to stand against me Leon.... uh... I mean Thor! Yeah, Thor!!!
Branagh: CUT!!! Destroyer go to the legal tent now!!!
hehehehehehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

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THOR: That´s it?! That´s all you got?!

DESTROYER: That´s from The Incredible Hulk, dumbass!!

THOR: Oops, sorry.

DESTROYER: Hahahaha, you lose!

THOR: That´s from Iron Man 2, jackass!!

DESTROYER: Uh... Your services are no longer required?

THOR: It´s gonna be a loooooong day...

[kedrell]

Hahahahahaha!

[Panthro]

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THOR: That´s it?! That´s all you got?!

DESTROYER: That´s from The Incredible Hulk, dumbass!!

THOR: Oops, sorry.

DESTROYER: Hahahaha, you lose!

THOR: That´s from Iron Man 2, jackass!!

DESTROYER: Uh... Your services are no longer required?

THOR: It´s gonna be a loooooong day...
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[mc7791]

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Thor: Ok why do I hear western shootout music in the background?

[mc7791]

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Destroyer: I am firing you. Didnt you get the memo?
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Thor is able to procure Mjolnir and reclaim his power.
Thor: Memo this biotch!!!

[mc7791]

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Thor: I learned this pose from the Dramatic Prairie Dog.

[Panthro]

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Destroyer: I am firing you. Didnt you get the memo?
http://timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/thor-movie-leak-2.jpg?w=538&h=252
Thor is able to procure Mjolnir and reclaim his power.
Thor: Memo this biotch!!!
They were all funny mc but I'm gonna laugh at this one: hehehehehehehe

[nouan]

Funny. And again, you always come up with quality stuff ultimatefan! :)

[mc7791]

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Thor: where did you learn to do this stuff?!!
Destroyer: You all right!!! I learned by watching you!!!

[Panthro]

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THOR: "So what if I enjoyed DC bringing back Hal Jordan and Barry Allen? I thought their rebirth stories were interesting concepts!"
DESTROYER: "But making Parallax a big space bug entity thing is a total Dark Phoenix rip off!"
THOR: "Details, Details!"

[kedrell]

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THOR: "Gort...klaatu...barada...nikto!"
Destroyer: "Nice try, but I hate Keanu Reeves movies."

[mc7791]

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Thor: why didnt I take the blue pill?

[Panthro]

Hehehe, funny stuff guys.

[mc7791]

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Destroyer: Man, that chili is not sitting well.
Thor: Good thing I am in front of you.

[Punk&ComicBooks]

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Darcy: Ok, I`m sorry I gave this Rebecca Black video a chance...This was actually quite horrible!

Jane Foster: I AGREE! Seriously I`d rather hear gun shots through my childs window than this song!

[3dman27]

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thor"i need reinforcements someone call for BUSTICE"

[kedrell]

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Loki: "Ha! I got your hammer...I got your hammer!!"
Thor: "Give it back! You big, meanie, doo-doo head!"

[mc7791]

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Loki: Hammer time everybody lets rave!!!
Thor: They will rave about how I am going to destroy you!!

[Punk&ComicBooks]

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Loki: HAHA! Now I`m the God of Thunder!!!

Thor: Well I guess then I`ll take your title as the God of mischief because I rubbed poison Ivey all over that handle.