Awful Band Names

[Captain_BluTac]

So this is a simple game, you literally just make up the worst band name you can think of then the person below rates that name out of ten (Ten being truly awful) then makes their own suggestion.

I'll start us off below

Spazz Attack!!!

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Raw Hide

[Captain_BluTac]

7

Squid Porn

[Sensi]

7

The Pimple Heads

[Ultra Lantern]

5


SuperZero's Rock 'n' Roll Band

[SuperZer0]

1 :D

The Ultra Lanterns from Mars

[Ultra Lantern]

1

Booger Boys

[Captain_BluTac]

6

The John Galliano Experience

[Ultra Lantern]

5

BluTac Group

[Captain_BluTac]

1 :D

3 Old Men and a Goat

[GlasgowBat]

4

The Rusty Nails Band- (My bands name, which is actually pretty damn terrible)

[WolfCypher]

3

Squeeze

[Ultra Lantern]

5

The Hypester Rock

[GlasgowBat]

4

Free the Pedo's

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Crawl

[Captain_BluTac]

5

Conjoined Twin Heart Attack

[SuperFerret]

4

Face Eating Tumor

[WolfCypher]

2

Head Sponge

[Captain_BluTac]

6

My Little Pony On Crack

[Sensi]

5

Puffy Faces

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Band Aide

[Sensi]

1

My Little Pony Trio

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Hit 'N' Run

[<(o_o)>]

2

L.A.M.P "Laughing At My Pain"

[SuperZer0]

5

One Night Stand on April Fool's Day

[<(o_o)>]

5

Ground Hog's Shadow

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Eternity Bliss

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

3

"WYLDE RHODES" a tribute to Zakk Wylde & Randy Rhodes.

[WolfCypher]

2 Two

I AM ERROR

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Peaceful Dreams

[<(o_o)>]

1

Disgruntled Janitor's

[Ponyboy]

Disgruntled Janitors you mean? ;) I give that name a 4.

One of the worst band names ever? Hoobastank.

[WolfCypher]

3

Jewsy Fruit

[Lord]

3

Bloody Potatoes

[Ultra Lantern]

3

The Sheen Machine

[WolfCypher]

5

Republican Relief Fund

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Lohanamaniacs

[<(o_o)>]

6

"Skanky & The Yeast Infections"

[Sensi]

6

Mangy Dogs

[Captain_BluTac]

2

The Conformists

[The Cocreator]

5
The Balls of Steel

[Sensi]

5

The Lap Dancers

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Wild Heart

[The Cocreator]

3
The Nazis of Rock

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Doomster Rock

[Vengeance]

4

Bedroom Rockers

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Twilite

[<(o_o)>]

3

Seeking Groupies

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Barf Bags

[<(o_o)>]

4

"She's My Cherry Pie"

[Sensi]

4

The Pee Pee Tunias

[Ultra Lantern]

5


The Cherry Bombs

[Captain_BluTac]

2

Cowabunghole

[Anubis]

3

Captain Killjoy and the Buzzkills

[Ultra Lantern]

2


Zoom

[Captain_BluTac]

3

The Bland Band

[Ultra Lantern]

3

The Master Threaders

[SuperZer0]

4

Uncle Ben's Super Tarts & Special Ingredients

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

10

The Has Been's

[Ultra Lantern]

2

Quench

[Captain_BluTac]

7

Grandma's Knitting

[Vengeance]

6

The Rifts Brothers

[WolfCypher]

1

Captain BluTac

[Captain_BluTac]

1 (Clearly the best name for anything. Ever)

WolfCypher Presents: With Friends Like Peas

:D

[Ultra Lantern]

2

The Winning Band

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

3

Elvis Has Left The Building

[Ultra Lantern]

5

The Losers

[Captain_BluTac]

2

Secondhand Sextoys

[Ultra Lantern]

3


Mini-Me and the Drips

[<(o_o)>]

6

Stage Monkey

[Captain_BluTac]

5

Squiggles International

[<(o_o)>]

7

Dripping Wet Pussys

[Ultra Lantern]

5


The Jerky Jerks

[Ponyboy]

3

The The

[Captain_BluTac]

8

Hand Car Wash Extravaganza

[Ultra Lantern]

10


The Girlie Girls

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

7

The Great Cornholios

[WolfCypher]

9

iBand

[Ultra Lantern]

10

The Wolf Pack

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

4

Iron Salmon

[Ultra Lantern]

5


The Brain Dead Men

[<(o_o)>]

8

Going To Dizzney World

[Ultra Lantern]

10

The New Kids On The Street

[<(o_o)>]

10

Chocolate Salty Bosom

[Spider-Aziz]

4

Deadsnot

[SuperZer0]

4

The Band-Aids

[<(o_o)>]

3

Prison ***** Barbie

[Ultra Lantern]

2


Hellraiser

[Captain_BluTac]

2

The Good, The Bad and The Fugly

[Sensi]

3

Scurvy Worms

[Raiden]

5

Topsy Turvy

[Ultra Lantern]

2


Way Out Martians

[Lord]

3
The Mother Fu**ers

[Spider-Aziz]

6

Pot sniffers

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Drill Heads

[<(o_o)>]

5

Used Scars

[Ultra Lantern]

5


Killer Dolls

[Captain_BluTac]

2

Crusty Kleenex and Friends

[Captain_BluTac]

2

Crusty Kleenex and Friends

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Survivor Zombies

[SuperZer0]

4

3 Monks and their Three-Legged Monkeys.

[Ultra Lantern]

2

Double Trouble

[<(o_o)>]

1

Crystmas Myracle

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Triple Threat

[PSYLENTGuardian]

3

Sam Sung

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Kingdom Knights

[<(o_o)>]

2

Things That Go Poop In The Night

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Happy Feet

[Spider-Aziz]

6

SnoozeinaBooze

[Captain_BluTac]

8

Gurgle

[<(o_o)>]

4

Deaf Leopard

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Pain In My Brain

[<(o_o)>]

6

Supercalifragalisticexpealadocious

[Ultra Lantern]

1


Witch Nation

[SuperZer0]

4

The Burger Kings

[Ultra Lantern]

2

The Sloppy Joes

[Captain_BluTac]

3

Men With Matching Haircuts

[Spider-Aziz]

1

Teletubbies are Barney's friend

[WolfCypher]

8

The N-Words

[Captain_BluTac]

10

Flipper And His Apocalyptic Harp

[Ultra Lantern]

2


The Outlaws

[Captain_BluTac]

2

[insert name here]

[Ultra Lantern]

3

The Sky High Band

[<(o_o)>]

2

Trouser Snayke

[Spider-Aziz]

5

Damn, I can't find a true to suck band name

(That is the band name I chose, my thought. At least 8/10 is good :D)

[Ultra Lantern]

8


The No Names

[<(o_o)>]

2

G.O.D "Guys On Donkeys'"

[Captain_BluTac]

8

Loose Goose Flavoured Mousse

[Sensi]

6

Mighty Mouse and the Mickies

[Ultra Lantern]

2

The Undersea Fish

[Spider-Aziz]

6

kaaak

[SuperZer0]

7

This Awful Band with an Awful Name

[PSYLENTGuardian]

7

Intercourse Firearms

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Hear No Evil

[Captain_BluTac]

2

The Saucepan Opera

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Blah

[Spider-Aziz]

1

Parody comics

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Duh

[Captain_BluTac]

4

I Miss Ask Jeeves

[Ultra Lantern]

5


Rough Enough

[Spider-Aziz]

4

Smelly socks

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Help Me

[Captain_BluTac]

3

The Rebecca Black Experience

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Bong

[SuperZer0]

4

Bingo Brothers

[PSYLENTGuardian]

3

Ball of Doody

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Big Dong

[Captain_BluTac]

1

Carmen Miranda's Ghost

[Sensi]

5

The Sweetpeas

[PSYLENTGuardian]

2

President Devil

[Captain_BluTac]

1

Crab and the Itchy Crotch

[Sensi]

eeewwww 6

frog legs and the flies

[Ultra Lantern]

5

See Him Sing

[PSYLENTGuardian]

3

Quizticular Leo

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Saw It Off

[<(o_o)>]

6

B.E.G. Boy Eats Girl or Boy Eats Gina

[Ultra Lantern]

Both are 5

Choo Choo Ma Ma Band

[SuperZer0]

7.5

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Bang Bang You're Dead

[Vengeance]

7

The Rift Jobs

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Sensi's Melodies

[SuperZer0]

1

The Wannabes

[<(o_o)>]

1

Tonsil Hockey

[PSYLENTGuardian]

7

WamShow

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Electric Zap

[Captain_BluTac]

5

Colonel Sanders Fried Chicken Ochestra

[Sensi]

5

The Weed Whackers

[Ultra Lantern]

1

Cool Man

[NickNitro]

1

The seven year itch and the whores

[PSYLENTGuardian]

3

Blebecca Rack and the Windshooters

[Ultra Lantern]

1

Your Mama and Papa Band

[Captain_BluTac]

6

Moobs

[PSYLENTGuardian]

1

Blessed in Piece

[Ultra Lantern]

3

PSYLENT Is The Night

[SuperZer0]

3

Pac-Man Ate My Dog

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Zoom Zoom Bang Bang

[PSYLENTGuardian]

2

Nigolaz Cayge

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Caged Heat

[SuperZer0]

5

The Posers from Hell

[Ultra Lantern]

5


Smoke

[Captain_BluTac]

3

The Bloop.

[Ultra Lantern]

2

Poopie Boys

[SuperZer0]

8

Oh Yeah!

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Urine Stains

[Captain_BluTac]

8

The Banana Hammocks

[Ultra Lantern]

8

Vomit

[PSYLENTGuardian]

5

Over HAL9000

[Ultra Lantern]

5

666

[Captain_BluTac]

1

The Gurglers

[NickNitro]

7

The Cold Sores featuring H.E.R.P.E.

[Captain_BluTac]

10

Spandex Ballet

[NickNitro]

The Clap

[Ultra Lantern]

10

Spandex Ballet



5

The Clap

[Captain_BluTac]

9

The Choo Choos

[Ultra Lantern]

5

The Jerks

[SuperZer0]

5

This Band Sucks, Therefore It's Good!

[SymbioticToxin]

4

Dying Fetus

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Symbiotic Men

[SymbioticToxin]

4

Goat Whore

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Bionic Sonic

[PSYLENTGuardian]

3

Tha Arkatects

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Quite Down

[SuperZer0]

4

Meow Meow Wof Wof

[PSYLENTGuardian]

2

That Dirty Dizease

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Wee Wee Wagon

[SymbioticToxin]

6

Backstreet Boys

[Ultra Lantern]

2

The Zone

[NickNitro]

3

The Paraplegics

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Doom Patrol

[SuperZer0]

3

Nothing

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Something

[Captain_BluTac]

5

Sheep On A Trampoline.

[Ultra Lantern]

4


Whip The Kids

[WolfCypher]

3

White Feathers

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Fang

[<(o_o)>]

3

Bluddy Tamponz

[Ultra Lantern]

4

The Trash Men

[WolfCypher]

1

FAB-u-LOUS!!!

[Ultra Lantern]

1

The Baggage Boys

[SuperZer0]

6

The Easter Bunnies

[Ultra Lantern]

3

The Ugly Pirates

[PSYLENTGuardian]

7

Carl's Sr.

[Sensi]

5

The Bunny Hoppers

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Bunny Trap

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

5

Doh-Mestic Violins

[Ultra Lantern]

5

All The Kids Are Dead

[WolfCypher]

1

See, that sounds like a great band name to me.

LOLSkittles

[Vapor]

4

Empty Pizza Box

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Hush

[SuperZer0]

3

1-2-3 You're Out!

[PSYLENTGuardian]

1

Get Down, Syndrome!

[Ultra Lantern]

2

The Screaming Children

[Sensi]

3

The Whiners

[WolfCypher]

6

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Go Go Blow

[WolfCypher]

8

Bennie & the Jets

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Flower Power

[WolfCypher]

8

Cheddar Cheese Girl

[PSYLENTGuardian]

3

Supa Sta

[WolfCypher]

4

Gigglesnitch

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Wolverine

[PSYLENTGuardian]

2

PlZZA SIlCE

[WolfCypher]

2

Riding through the Skies with Machine Guns

[SuperZer0]

7

***** you!

[Sloth7d]

Like "has sex with you"?

7

Pause, HalluciNation!

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Bad Breath

[SuperZer0]

8

The Village Boyz

[Ultra Lantern]

3

The Village Idiots

[SuperZer0]

8

The Village Nerds

[Ultra Lantern]

8

Vulger Boys