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Metallo
05-08-2011, 08:09 PM
After my topic "Mad Max vs Snake Plissken" from a while back got some interesting replies I've decided to create a regular thread around this topic with a new showdown in this thread every once in a while.

First up is Barney Ross and his Mercenary team from The Expendables vs Dutch Schaefer and his special forces team from Predator in jungle combat to the finish.


http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4864/predator198706g.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger)

Arnold Schwarzenegger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger) as Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer
Carl Weathers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Weathers) as George Dillon
Bill Duke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Duke) as Mac Eliot
Jesse Ventura (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Ventura) as Blain Cooper
Sonny Landham (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonny_Landham) as Billy Sole
Richard Chaves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Chaves) as Jorge "Poncho" Ramirez
Shane Black (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shane_Black) as Rick Hawkins



http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/7708/theexpendablesposter44.jpg

Sylvester Stallone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Stallone) as Barney Ross
Jason Statham (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Statham) as Lee Christmas
Jet Li (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Li) as Yin Yang
Dolph Lundgren (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Lundgren) as Gunnar Jensen
Randy Couture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Couture) as Toll Road
Terry Crews (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Crews) as Hale Caesar
Mickey Rourke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Rourke) as Tool

Who do you guys think would win this battle of badasses? Whoever gets 20 responses in their favor first wins.

Drizzle
05-08-2011, 08:39 PM
Well, let's put it this way. How many mercs on Dutch's team from Predator made it out alive? Just Dutch. Not a single one of The Expendables was killed. Answer's easy. Expendables.

Metallo
05-08-2011, 08:42 PM
Well, let's put it this way. How many mercs on Dutch's team from Predator made it out alive? Just Dutch. Not a single one of The Expendables was killed. Answer's easy. Expendables.

Fair point...although they were killed by a highly technologically advanced alien from another planet and didn't seem to have a lot of trouble handling human opponents.

LegendaryCaleb
05-08-2011, 09:33 PM
I fully believe that the Expendables could kill the Predator without a single casualty

dude love
05-09-2011, 05:21 AM
They team up to take on The Galactic Empire instead?

Iron_Stark
05-09-2011, 08:51 AM
Damn this is a tough one. Dutch's team has youth on their side, Barney, Tool, Gunnar and Toll Road all look like they're one mission away from retirement, BUT they have experience and better weapons at their side. (If this is a battle of both teams using the weapons they used in their respective movies).

I think the fight would be like Spike TVs Deadliest Warrior simulation where it comes down to the last two people and that would be Dutch vs Barney.

I think Dutch takes it.

Predator team is my pick.

Matt
05-09-2011, 08:59 AM
Moving to the Cutting Room.

Drizzle
05-09-2011, 02:46 PM
Who's the dude with the glasses on Dutch's team that always made the sex jokes? Hawkins? Yeah, the Expendables could kill him easily without firing a single bullet.

Iron_Stark
05-09-2011, 04:06 PM
Who's the dude with the glasses on Dutch's team that always made the sex jokes? Hawkins? Yeah, the Expendables could kill him easily without firing a single bullet.

That's Shane Black, he'd call Iron Man if there was any trouble.

Metallo
05-09-2011, 05:42 PM
Damn this is a tough one. Dutch's team has youth on their side, Barney, Tool, Gunnar and Toll Road all look like they're one mission away from retirement, BUT they have experience and better weapons at their side. (If this is a battle of both teams using the weapons they used in their respective movies).

I think the fight would be like Spike TVs Deadliest Warrior simulation where it comes down to the last two people and that would be Dutch vs Barney.

I think Dutch takes it.

Predator team is my pick.

Interesting post, Iron Stark. Thats the kind I was hoping for. I like the way you reasoned it out with all the information like age, weaponry, experience, etc.

gwynplaine
05-23-2011, 08:47 PM
I'm not a big fan of either Predator or The Expendables:o