The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?

[Rowsdower!]

I used to get annoyed that The Asylum would somehow avoid being sued despite BLATANTLY ripping off so many popular movies, but these days I look forward to their horrid debacles. With so many big movies coming out (many of them comic book-based) I thought it would be fun to try and predict what their next "big" movies might be, and what extremely talented actors might appear in them.
This one I already posted in the Man of Steel casting thread:

MAN OF IRON

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

Captain Super/Mark Brent: Griff Furst
Doris Dane: Kristanna Loken
Admiral Dodd: Richard Grieco
Dex Doucher: Billy Zane
Brainattack: Judd Nelson
Femora: Patricia Velásquez
Jacks-It:Mark Dacascos
Jamie Wilson:Chris Chatman
Harry Wright: Bruce Boxleitner
Joseph Brent: Greg Evigan
Mara Brent: Deedee Pfieffer
Or-Jel: C. Thomas Howell
Rala-Jel: Claire Forlaini

THE REVENGERS

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

General United States/Roger Stevens: Shane Van Dyke
Almighty Thor: Cody Deal
Steel Man/Tommy Snark: Judd Nelson
The Implausible Hunk/Deuce Danner: C. Thomas Howell
Bird's Eye/Cliff Burton:Bug Hall
Loki:Richard Grieco
The Skrullians: Deep Roy
The Red Cranium/Jonas Schitt:Lorenzo Lamas
Dick Angry, Director of S.W.O.R.D.: Jaleel White
Dark Spider/Nastassja Gorbachev: Debbie Gibson

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THE DARK SOLDIER STANDS

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

Megabat/Brent Payne: Patrick Muldoon
Commissioner Gordy Jameson: Marc Singer
Albert Nickelworth: Michael Gross
Kittenwoman/Serena Pyle: Nia Peeples
Blight: Brian Thompson
Rash O'Toole: Jason Connery
Nastia O'Toole: Olivia Alaina May
The Jester: Violent J from Insane Clown Posse
The Mayor: Richard Grieco

[JINoside]

Pretty much you could bet that if its making big bucks, they're gonna cash in on it. I'm surprised that there has never been any lawsuits. You could sue for just about anything now in days:o...

[dude love]

THE DISPOSABLES

Directed by Christopher Ray

Striker Slone: Barry Van Dyke
Joshua Steethem: Gary Stretch
Zoom Lee: Yoshi Ando
Ralph Londren: Brian Thompson
Barry Cruise: Kel Mitchell
Sandy O'toure: Gerald Webb
Robert Ericson: Eric Roberts
Austin Stevens: Paul Logan
Larry Danielson: Marc Singer

[Rowsdower!]

LOL at The Disposables. I love how you kept Eric Roberts in there. That sounds about right. After all, he was in that stranded-on-a-desert-island-with-Michael-Jackson movie.

[Rowsdower!]

GREEN LAMP

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

Green Lamp/Al Gordon: Paul Logan
Karen Harris: Sinead McCafferty
Lector Lammond: Jeremy London
Corrupto: Mark Dacascos
Killahog: Brian Thompson
Tumor-Lay: Gareth David-Lloyd
Eben Slur: A Martinez
Dr. Samantha Walters: Cassi Davis
Tim Kalifianakis: Vic Chao
Senator Lauber Lammond: Robert Davi
Barton Gordon: Bruce Boxleitner
Pamphlet: Verne Troyer

[dude love]

LOL at The Disposables. I love how you kept Eric Roberts in there. That sounds about right. After all, he was in that stranded-on-a-desert-island-with-Michael-Jackson movie.

I forgot the cameos!

Ricky Dourke: Judd Nelson.
Brian Wills: F. Murray Abraham
Harlan Braunschweiger: Uwe Boll

[Rowsdower!]

Haha, good stuff. What happened to F. Murray Abraham, anyway?

THE ASTONISHING MAN-SPIDER

Directed by (ironically) C. Thomas Howell

Man-Spider/Parker Peters: Bug Hall
Jen Lacey: Lauren Walsh
Dr. Kirk Conrad/The Gecko: Lorenzo Lamas
Dash Thomas: Cody Deal
Uncle Bob: Barry Bostwick
Aunt Martha: Nia Peeples
Niles Von Asher/Robo-Ghoul: Jay Chandrasekhar
Capt. Greg Lacey: Ray Liotta
C. Thomas Howell: C. Thomas Howell

[dude love]

Making obscure movies no one watches.

[gwynplaine]

Well he was great in Amadeus and Scarface, that's more than a lot of actors can say. His Salieri was pretty definitive.

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Z-MEN: HEAD OF THE CLASS

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

Heinrich Lascher/Mega-Neato: Billy Zane
Carl Zavian/Doctor Z: Patrick Muldoon
Caspian Chaw: Lorenzo Lamas
Maven/Physique: LeeLee Sobieski
Gemma Freeze/Ice Princess: Debbie Gibson
Tank McCray/Creature: Cody Deal
Myra McHaggard: Nia Peeples
Alan Winters/Khaos: Chris Chatman
Shane Chastity/Man-Shriek: Bug Hall
Cherub Guatemala: Lauren Walsh
Asshatzel: Richard Greico

[dude love]

Who cameos as Rogen/Wolfer-Mean

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Who cameos as Rogen/Wolfer-Mean

Haha, forgot about that! Christian Slater.

[Rowsdower!]

Single 8

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

In 1978, 18-year-old horndog Jim Lyons and his friends are filming a girl-on-girl porno in the middle of the desert with their Fujifilm Single-8 camera when a military plane crashes nearby. Investigating, the children witness something emerging from the wreckage, which they film with their camera. As they are waiting for the film to develop, suddenly, strange things begin occurring all over town. Clothing begins disappearing right off the backs of hot, big-breasted women. The incident seems to have also affected the hormones of these hot naked chicks as they begin coming on to every adult male and female in town and getting it on with any takers. After Jim and his friends engage in several trysts with some attractive babes, they begin to realize that something might seriously be wrong.

After the film is developed, they examine their movie more closely and see what appears to be a giant hedgehog emerging from the wreckage. They break into the local Air Force base and look through some files, ultimately learning that the government has been conducting genetic experiments on Corporal Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, attempting to create a sexual super soldier that could impregnate the alien race of Kal'Naar, which is near extinction due to a lack of virile males. Their experiments left him with a number of amazing abilities. Unfortunately, Ron got tired of the experiments being performed upon him and caused a plane crash when they were attempting to transfer him.

Ron is experienced in digging tunnels, and Jim eventually finds him in a cave, digging a hole to Canada. After thanking Ron for using his superpowers to turn all the hot women in town into nymphomaniacs, Jim pleads with him to go back to the military base and take the ship to Kal'Naar to save the alien species. Ron is hesitant to do so, since he's never had sex with an alien. But then Jim shows him some pictures of Kal'Naarian women that he stole from the air force base. Thrilled that all women on Kal'Naar look like Georgina Spelvin (only with blue skin) Ron agrees to go. The movie ends with Ron's phallic spaceship taking off to go impregnate the Kal'Naarians.

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Transmorphers: Dark Moon. Same cast from Transmorphers: Fall of Man.

[Rowsdower!]

UNMORTALS

Directed by (you guessed it!) C. Thomas Howell

Thebeseus: Cody Deal
Faildra: Patricia Velásquez
Stamos: Richard Grieco
King Superion: Lorenzo Lamas
Zeupiter: Billy Zane
(Old) Zeupiter: Bruce Boxleitner
Poseptune: Griff Furst
Atherva: Kristanna Loken
Marses: Mark Dacascos
Demeceres: Debbie Gibson
The Megataur: Kevin Nash

[TheDreamMaster]

LOL at The Disposables. I love how you kept Eric Roberts in there. That sounds about right. After all, he was in that stranded-on-a-desert-island-with-Michael-Jackson movie.
He was also in Sharktopus, Cyclops, Phat Girlz, and some movie where he fought a T-Rex with a forklift.

[Rowsdower!]

He was also in Sharktopus, Cyclops, Phat Girlz, and some movie where he fought a T-Rex with a forklift.

LOL, I need to see that. Whatever it is. :awesome:

[SoulManX]

Single 8

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

In 1978, 18-year-old horndog Jim Lyons and his friends are filming a girl-on-girl porno in the middle of the desert with their Fujifilm Single-8 camera when a military plane crashes nearby. Investigating, the children witness something emerging from the wreckage, which they film with their camera. As they are waiting for the film to develop, suddenly, strange things begin occurring all over town. Clothing begins disappearing right off the backs of hot, big-breasted women. The incident seems to have also affected the hormones of these hot naked chicks as they begin coming on to every adult male and female in town and getting it on with any takers. After Jim and his friends engage in several trysts with some attractive babes, they begin to realize that something might seriously be wrong.

After the film is developed, they examine their movie more closely and see what appears to be a giant hedgehog emerging from the wreckage. They break into the local Air Force base and look through some files, ultimately learning that the government has been conducting genetic experiments on Corporal Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, attempting to create a sexual super soldier that could impregnate the alien race of Kal'Naar, which is near extinction due to a lack of virile males. Their experiments left him with a number of amazing abilities. Unfortunately, Ron got tired of the experiments being performed upon him and caused a plane crash when they were attempting to transfer him.

Ron is experienced in digging tunnels, and Jim eventually finds him in a cave, digging a hole to Canada. After thanking Ron for using his superpowers to turn all the hot women in town into nymphomaniacs, Jim pleads with him to go back to the military base and take the ship to Kal'Naar to save the alien species. Ron is hesitant to do so, since he's never had sex with an alien. But then Jim shows him some pictures of Kal'Naarian women that he stole from the air force base. Thrilled that all women on Kal'Naar look like Georgina Spelvin (only with blue skin) Ron agrees to go. The movie ends with Ron's phallic spaceship taking off to go impregnate the Kal'Naarians.

I would watch this:o

[Rowsdower!]

I would watch this:o

Haha, thanks. :woot:

I think it has the potential to be as good as TRON:JEREMY.

[Mace Dolex]

A shame how so many of these actors were once popular in the 80's.

[Midnyte_Sun]

Did you guys forget the Transmorphers, Alien vs Hunter, and "Movin' too Fast" (fast and the furious).

Would like to see their Ghost Rider rip off.

[Rowsdower!]

LOL, "Movin' Too Fast?!" I've never heard of that one.

Yeah, a Ghost Rider rip-off would be good but... could it possibly be worse than the ACTUAL Ghost Rider movie? That thing felt like a parody.

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Did you guys forget the Transmorphers, Alien vs Hunter, and "Movin' too Fast" (fast and the furious).

No I didn't :dry:

Transmorphers: Dark Moon. Same cast from Transmorphers: Fall of Man.

[Guhndoi]

Gunslingers & Spacemen (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409847/)
A spaceship arrives in Arizona, 1873, to take over the Earth, starting with the Wild West region. A posse of gunslinger and natives are all that stand in their way.

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/) Genuine Steel (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/)

A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound humanoid robots do battle.

The Green Bee (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0990407/)

Following the death of his father, Brett, heir to his father's large company, teams up with his late dad's assistant Kano to become a masked crime fighting team.

Rise of the Ape Planet (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1318514/)

During experiments to find a cure for Alzheimer's disease, a genetically-enhanced chimpanzee uses its greater intelligence to lead other apes to freedom.

Drive Mad (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502404/)

A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter.

Cleric (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822847/) A cleric disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.

Last Destination Series 1-5 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1622979/) Survivors of various disastrous accidents learn there's no way you can cheat Death.


Night Fright (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1438176/)
A teenager suspects that his new neighbor is a vampire.

[Rowsdower!]

LOL at Rise of the Ape Planet. I think that's actually a better title than the real one.

[TheDreamMaster]

LOL, I need to see that. Whatever it is. :awesome:
It's Called Raptor, it's like a really crappy spin-off of the Carnosaur films.

Edit: Here's a Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZbwAd8as8I

[Rowsdower!]

LOL, that is great.


The Girl with the Kraken Tattoo

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

Michael Blacklist: David Chokachi
Elizabeth Salamander: Cecily Fay
Henry Banger: Bruce Boxleitner
Marlon Banger: Matthew Lilliard
Erica Burger: Kristanna Loken
Cecily Banger: DeDee Pfeiffer
Niles Berman: Eric Roberts
Anita Banger: Alyssa Milano

[Teelie]

I can sadly believe that really happening. Pretty much though yeah any movie coming out is open season for Asylum to rip off.

My next best guess is ripping off The Avengers.

[Rowsdower!]

I can sadly believe that really happening. Pretty much though yeah any movie coming out is open season for Asylum to rip off.

My next best guess is ripping off The Avengers.

Yeah, I figure they probably will. Posted this on the first page...

THE REVENGERS

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

General United States/Roger Stevens: Shane Van Dyke
Almighty Thor: Cody Deal
Steel Man/Tommy Snark: Judd Nelson
The Implausible Hunk/Deuce Danner: C. Thomas Howell
Bird's Eye/Cliff Burton:Bug Hall
Loki:Richard Grieco
The Skrullians: Deep Roy
The Red Cranium/Jonas Schitt:Lorenzo Lamas
Dick Angry, Director of S.W.O.R.D.: Jaleel White
Dark Spider/Nastassja Gorbachev: Debbie Gibson

[Guhndoi]

Yeah! The Revengers one is fantastic. All the character names are hilarious.

[Rowsdower!]

Thanks! Making up the names is the most fun part of all of this.

[Rowsdower!]

JUDGE DEDD

Directed by the guy who mops the floor (C. Thomas Howell was on vacation)

Judge Josiah Dedd: Lochlyn Munro
Judge Cassiopia Andrews: Brooke Burns
Judge Rico Suave: Richard Grieco
Judge Meth: Dolph Lundgren
Judge Terror: Michael Pare
Judge Flame: Rick Yune
Judge Mortal: Michael Madsen
Chief Judge Eubanks Embargo: Lance Henrikson

[nite-owl]

After seeing the trailer for the Raid I hope the Asylum rips that one off next.

[Teelie]

Yeah, I figure they probably will. Posted this on the first page...

I see that now yet somehow missed it before. :o

[Rowsdower!]

I started writing this one up and then realized that they already did their own horrible version.

http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=192

Oh, well. there's always a chance for a futuristic sequel.

The Three Musketeers 3000

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

Set in 3027 A.D., this is the story of how a young street thug named Dart Tanyon joins forces with the "Three Musketeers," a trio of tough-as-nails cyborg soldiers that have rebelled against the corrupt, mob-controlled government that has enslaved the world.

Dart Tanyon: Jaz Martin
Athos 2.0: Scott Baio
RMS: Marc Dacascos
Porth-05: David Chokachi
Maddie de Summer: Cecily Fay
Sal Roachfort: Paul Logan
Richie Lou "The Cardinal" Calzone: Eric Roberts
Dookie Buckinghamioni: Griff Furst
Prime Minister Louis Eight: Gareth David Lloyd
Constance Bonaduce: Hennely Jimenez

[ThDWgeek]

To be honest, I'm really surprised they haven't made something to rip-off Batman films. I mean, they must be able to come up with box art for something called The Dark Bat or something to fling at gullible people during Christmas.

Also, how come they've never got sued for making such blatant rip-offs?

[Rowsdower!]

They change the plots enough to avoid being sued. Or they do a weird hybrid thing where they rip off the title of one movie and the plot of another one.

[Rowsdower!]

I was out Christmas shopping last week and I accidentally almost bought an Asylum movie. My dad wanted the movie Cowboys & Aliens for Christmas (he likes Westerns... even bad ones) and I almost picked up the Asylum rip-off version because the DVD cover looked almost exactly like the movie poster for C&A. Luckily, I looked and saw the title "Aliens & Armageddon" and realized my mistake in time.

[Rowsdower!]

Oh, and...

MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE: SPECTER PROCEDURE

Aaron Hunk: David Chokachi
Jean Carver: Carmen Electra
Wilson Brent: Patrick Muldoon
Lassie Dung: Jake Busey
Kirk Heinrich: Dale Midkiff (poor Darien Lambert)
Saline Clouseau: Dominique Swain

[gwynplaine]

^ Haha:woot:, good one.

[Rowsdower!]

Thanks! :D

Still, as noted above, I was sad to see Dale Midkiff showing up in these movies. I was a big fan of Time Trax when I was a kid (it was lame, I know... but I still loved it). I wish actors would just retire rather than star in Asylum crap, but they probably need the money.

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HOTWIRE

Directed by Steven Soderbergh Summers

Gia Camaro - Michele Boyd
Mikhail Bassfender - Jon Briddell
Charming Potato -Casper Van Dien
Evan McGruber - Greg Evigan
Phil Haxon - Lorenzo Lamas
Alberto Rodriguez - Antonio Sabato Jr.
Douglas Michaels - Michael Gross

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The Hungry Games

Directed by Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray

Catnips Evergreen: Brooke Hogan

Teeta Mularky: Johnny Pacar

Hayfitch Abercrombie: Jake Busey

Fail Hoffcorn: Bug Hall

Effing Tinkle: Tiffany

Cimba: Eddie Steeples

Kato: Drake Bell

Brew: Leslie-Ann Brandt

Silicon Crepe: Jeremy London

President Cornholeyouranus Blow: Barry Bostwick

[EML420]

This is a great thread and do there movies make money? I know they must for them to make them but how?
I want to see there Drive but instead of Drive it will be....
Ride.

[Rowsdower!]

LOL, good one. Let's see...

RIDE

Directed by C. Thomas Winding Howell

The Rider - Clint Browning
Maureen - Dominique Swain
Cannon - Bruce Boxleitner
Bertie Rhodes - Judd Nelson
Stanford Azrael- Mario Van Peebles
Tranche - Carmen Electra
Neato - Ron Perlman!

[Rowsdower!]

Ghoul Rider: Spirit of Vehemence

Directed by Uwe Boll

Ghoul Rider/Jimmy Haze - Greg Evigan
Denny Catch - Haley Joel Osment
Brownout/Rory Culkin - Jake Busey
Mephistofeces - Eric Roberts
Morose - Ving Rhames
Rosanne Simpleton - Carmen Electra
Carson Slain/Curator - Lorenzo Lamas

[Rowsdower!]

Anyone still visit this thread? Anyway, I posted this elsewhere. My estimation of what The Asylum would produce should a Legend of Zelda movie ever happen.

The Lore of Helga: Wayward Wand

Zinc: Jamie Thomas King

Empress Helga: Brooke Hogan

Cannondwarf: Ron Perlman

Limpa: Kristanna Loken

Madna: Carmen Electra

Old Guy: Christopher Lambert

Tinkle: Clint Howard

The Really Big Tree: (voice) Ving Rhames

[Eddie Dean]

Ghoul Rider: Spirit of Vehemence

Directed by Uwe Boll

Ghoul Rider/Jimmy Haze - Greg Evigan
Denny Catch - Haley Joel Osment
Brownout/Rory Culkin - Jake Busey
Mephistofeces - Eric Roberts
Morose - Ving Rhames
Rosanne Simpleton - Carmen Electra
Carson Slain/Curator - Lorenzo Lamas
Wouldn't Christopher Lambert... play the Christopher Lambert role? :awesome:

[Rowsdower!]

Haha, you're right! I forgot he was in the new Ghost Rider.

Lambert needs to be in more movies. I love a healthy dose of bad acting once in a while. One of his best roles had to be Raiden in Mortal Kombat. He was so miscast and out of place that every time he stepped onscreen or said anything I busted up laughing.


But you know, the ironic thing about that cast there is the fact that Lorenzo Lamas (back in his Renegade days) probably would have made a better Johnny Blaze than Nic Cage did.

[Rowsdower!]

Dim Shadows

Directed by Troy Duffy

Barabbas Colons: Richard Greico
Veronica Summers: Renee O'Connor
Eliza Colons Stuttered: Nia Peeples
Ragnar Colons: Jason Connery
Coraline Stuttered: Olivia Alaina May
Philly Toomis: Clint Howard
Angelica Doucherd: Debbie Gibson
Dr. Juliette Hasselhoff: Tiffany

[Rowsdower!]

No one pays attention to this thread anymore, but what the hell...

SPYFALL

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

Thames Bonn: David Anders
N: Meredith Baxter
Ralph Saliva: Lorenzo Lamas
Saccharin: Debbie Gibson
Evelyn Monetarypolicy: Tiffany
Garrett Celery: Robert Carradine
Cue: Dustin Diamond

[mongoose-mania]

I'm tempted to submit Frankenweenie as a title...

[Mace Dolex]

Most of these titles are sounding more like MAD magazine parodies.

[Rowsdower!]

I'm tempted to submit Frankenweenie as a title...

LOL

Also, that is one seriously creepy avatar. :woot:

[Mace Dolex]

RISE OF THE BLACK KNIGHT

Directed by: Emilio Estevez

Bryce Warren: Antonio Sabato Jr.
John Gordan: Dennis Farina
Samantha Cale: Debbie Gibson
Bone: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Fredrick Quarterworth: Dean Stockwell
Martina Todd: Roxann Dawson
Mayor Sanchez: Lou Diamond Phillips
Jack Blaine: Mark Paul Gosselar

[Rowsdower!]

LOL, good one! But come on now, Zack Morris deserves better than that. He would never show up in an Asylum movie. At least I hope not.

Dingo Unrestrained

Directed by Uwe Boll

Dingo: Mario Van Peebles
Professor Bing Schlitz: Michael Gross
Melvin Handie: Jake Busey
Esmeralda Van Shag: Stacey Dash
The Battle Brothers: Casper Van Dien, Judd Nelson and Flea
Stefan: Jaleel White

[Rowsdower!]

The Asylum got mock-blocked:
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Hobbit-Ripoff-Age-Hobbits-Blocked-From-Release-34539.html

[gwynplaine]

LOL, good one! But come on now, Zack Morris deserves better than that. He would never show up in an Asylum movie. At least I hope not.

Dingo Unrestrained

Directed by Uwe Boll

Dingo: Mario Van Peebles
Professor Bing Schlitz: Michael Gross
Melvin Handie: Jake Busey
Esmeralda Van Shag: Stacey Dash
The Battle Brothers: Casper Van Dien, Judd Nelson and Flea
Stefan: Jaleel White
Good one. I might be wrong but I don't see Flea in that distinguished bunch though. Having a pretty cool day job, he seems to just do films for fun and has been part of some awesome movies actually like Lebowski, Idaho etc. even if its in a small capacity.
Anyway, fun thread:yay:

[Rowsdower!]

Haha, yeah. I love Flea (even as an actor; he has been really funny in movies). I was just trying to put together the most obscure trio of random actors I could think of there and for some reason, Flea popped into my head.

Also, Asylum has ATLANTIC RIM coming out this summer. That's a real one; I didn't make that up. That one might be the most blatant rip-off title to date. I don't know who has been cast yet though, so here are some possibilities:


Rally Omnibus: David Chokachi
Admiral Hacker Pentagon: Mario Van Peebles
Mahi-Mahi: Tila Tequila
Toot Godfrey: Charlie O'Connell
Nancy Omnibus: Cody Deal
Cannibal Crow: Randy Couture
Nintendo Roi: Mark Dacascos

[gwynplaine]

Interesting article this week in Entertainment Weekly about The Asylum and what they refer to as "Mockbusters" and how big Studios are starting to sue them. Good read.

[Mace Dolex]

Interesting article this week in Entertainment Weekly about The Asylum and what they refer to as "Mockbusters" and how big Studios are starting to sue them. Good read.
Yeah I subscribe to EW and read it too, more power for the Asylum studios since they're movies can be an alternative for more of the same but damn it's like they don't even attempt to at least come up with original titles.

[Rowsdower!]

I missed that... I'll have to check it out.

[Rowsdower!]

WAR STARS

Duke Flystalker: Casper Van Dien
Laya Orgasma: Jordan Ladd
Bon Polo: Adam Baldwin
Dark Raider: Ben Cross
D-4BO: Judd Nelson
N2C2: Deep Roy
Hondo Corinthian: Mario Van Peebles
Emperor Turpentine: Udo Kier
Moby One Shinobi: Bruce Boxleitner
Bob A. Fett: C. Thomas Howell