Awful Song Titles.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

Come up with the most awful song title that you can think up & the person below will rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 & whether it is funny or gross.

"She checked the quantity of her poo when she was finished using the bathroom".

[Ultra Lantern]

5

This will be a very bad song.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

3

"She went to prison for a reason, cause she cut off that bastards balls cause he was cheatin".

[Sensi]

7

Tiptoe Through the Vomit.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

8 Gross

"Darth Vader Was Just The Emperor's Little *****"

[Ultra Lantern]

9

Chewie Dewie Vanewie Pewie

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

10

"Han Solo Rubbed The Wookie The Right Way".

[Ultra Lantern]

10

Luke's my brother,so what do I do?

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

4

"Princess Leia let herself fall to the plump side"

[Ultra Lantern]

6

Did R2D2 have a fun time tonight?

[rodhulk]

7

Rotting Fish

[Ultra Lantern]

5


I'll see you later,because of Darth Vader.

[daftBLUE]

2

Plastic bags were involved.

[Ultra Lantern]

2

Please pick me up in the landspeeder.

[SuperZer0]

5

Let's make love baby, ooooh yeah!!

[Ultra Lantern]

10

Break it and you buy it.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

6

"Jason Voorhees had a machete E.I.E.I.O that he used to slash some holes in some Hoe's Hoe's Hoe's".

[Ultra Lantern]

7

Do the slash and die by me me me,Freddy Kruger.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

5

"Arnie Broke Skeletor's Heart When She Found Out That He Had A Little Bastard By An Ugly ****".

[Ultra Lantern]

4


Will he have vengeance when Yoda dies?

[rodhulk]

6

Vegetarian Zombies

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Let's kill all the idiots tonight.

[SuperZer0]

7

Welcome to the cannibal buffet!

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

6

"I've Got One Whore In The Bed & 2 More In Shallow Graves".

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Oh Kimberly,you're the sexiest Power Ranger ever.

[Spidermatrix53]

3

The Story of My Currently Broken Colostomy Bag

[Ultra Lantern]

4


May he be a great hero.

[rodhulk]

5

We Are Nothing

[Ultra Lantern]

7


You look like a Wookie.

[rodhulk]

8

Seek What Can't Be Found

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Go to Hoth and freeze to death.

[rodhulk]

3

Kissing Thin Air

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

3

"Girl Ya Make Me Feel Like Pinocchio".

[Ultra Lantern]

4


Make it or shake it.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

2

"Wipe Yo Ass With Meatloaf & Potatoes"

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Do The Dance Of The Jawa.

[SuperZer0]

3

The Cereal Killer Had Cereals for Breakfast.

[Ultra Lantern]

4


How lucky I am that I found the rainbow.

[<(o_o)>]

4

"Life Is All About Living & Dying The End, But In Between You May Have Good Moments & Bad Moments".

[Ultra Lantern]

5


Do it like Simon says.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

3

"Rocky Beat His Meat While Preparing For The Fight". A tribute to the Rocky movies.:D

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Oh give me a home where the babies cry.

[SuperZer0]

4

Time to Die Muthafooka

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

5

"Girl, You Must Be A Criminal, Cause Your Under Arrest For Breaking & Entering My Heart".

[Ultra Lantern]

6

Enter the war and kill kill kill.

[SuperZer0]

7

Kiss Me

[<(o_o)>]

2

"Born 4 Porn"

[Ultra Lantern]

5

The jokes on you,but you knew that.

[SuperZer0]

5

The Winnie the Poop Contest Winner

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Do the Dew and suffer with it.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

5

"Let's Uck This Place Fup"

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Do As You're Told.

[<(o_o)>]

2

"By Day She's A Beauty, By Night She's A Beast, By Morning She's The Bride Of Frankenstein".

[Ultra Lantern]

5


Got a mutant power,so what do I do?

[SuperZer0]

5

Let's Rock & Troll

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Beat it with a broom.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

3

"My Hot Dog Brings All The Girls To Their Knees" Parody of the song "Milkshake".

[Ultra Lantern]

4


Eat the worms and go to bed.

[PSYLENTGuardian]

9

Not A Lyric

[Ultra Lantern]

8

Get off the internet before you get a virus.

[PSYLENTGuardian]

9

Worst. Song. Title. Evrr.

[Ultra Lantern]

4

X marks the spot.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

3

"Girls Got Issues That Requires Lots Of Tissues".

[Ultra Lantern]

2

I'm in the mood to kill you.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

4

"Save Some Drama For Ya Momma".

[Ultra Lantern]

6

Please give me a place to stay.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

5

"Back Seat Driver Was The Only Survivor"

[Ultra Lantern]

5


Does he have a helmet that looks so evil?

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

6

"It Was Just The Other Day When I heard The Preacher Say, All The Disgusting Things Gay Men Like To Do".

[Ultra Lantern]

3


When does it get better after a divorce?

[SuperZer0]

3

Where's My Baby?

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Do it like a Jawa.

[<(o_o)>]

4

"Yoda & E.T. Sitting In A Tee-Pee Fantasizing About How It Would Be To Sleep With Princess Leia".

[Ultra Lantern]

6


Do you really care about this song?

[<(o_o)>]

6

"Girl, I Feel A Stiffy Coming On".

[Ultra Lantern]

5

My sperm has a first name.

[SuperZer0]

7

Every Sperm is Sacred.

[Ultra Lantern]

7

The sperm are here so let one of us in.

[SuperZer0]

7

The Sperminator: Judgement Day

[Ultra Lantern]

8

You've got a disease and it's time to die.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

5

"Yippie Ki-Yay, Hasta la vista, Live Long & Prosper".

[Ultra Lantern]

2

The Song Sucks And You're Stupid.

[PSYLENTGuardian]

5

Greatest. Song. Temporarily.

[Ultra Lantern]

2

I'll beat you with a broom.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

4

"Girl, Your So Ugly My Dear, That It Will Take A Whole Lot A Beer Before I'm Ready To Do You".

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Oops,I think I made a boo boo.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

5

"Girl Wore A Tuxedo, To Buy Herself A Burrito".

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Give me a home,where the guys let laid.

[Duke]

7


The heck with strife, I need a life.

[Ultra Lantern]

5

The man in the armor is a jerk.

[SuperZer0]

7

Mommy, mommy, mommy.

[<(o_o)>]

6

"Talking To The Man In The Mirror, But He Just Mocks Everything I Do".

[Ultra Lantern]

5

In the heat of the moment,just do it.

[<(o_o)>]

5

"Hey There Mr. British Guard Standing There So Stiff & Hard".

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Cool Dude with the green hair.

[Knight Rise]

4

Mom, Wash My Underwear

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Wash my face with a brillo pad.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

4

"Hot Dripping Wet Semen Turns Her On".

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Over there is the man you must kill.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

4

"With Great Power, Comes A Very Expensive Electric Bill".

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Rudolph the red nosed assassin ninja.

[SuperZer0]

7

Itchy Balls

[Ultra Lantern]

6


Get Out Of Here!

[SuperZer0]

6

1+1=2

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Hey Dude

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

1

"Waddle Like A Duck While Ya Phuck, Fill That Ham With Your Jam, Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am".

[Ultra Lantern]

4

Look at the ugly person.

[SuperZer0]

4

Go Fart Go!

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Anal is the way to go.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

5

"Momma's Little Baby Loves Riding Rhodney, Dedicated To A Pony/Sexual Innuendo Song".

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Oops,I thought you were a female.

[SuperZer0]

7

...

[Ultra Lantern]

1

Play by the book.

[SuperZer0]

1

Yes

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Zip it now,freak.

[SuperZer0]

7

E.T. Phone Home

[Ultra Lantern]

6

Hellboy is looking for you.

[SuperZer0]

5

I Eat Vomit

[Ultra Lantern]

7

I Drink My Own Urine.

[SuperZer0]

9

The Best Song Ever

[Ultra Lantern]

10


What is your malfunction,Dude?

[SuperZer0]

5

The Thread Manager Strikes Back!

[Ultra Lantern]

8

Lag It With The Lag Monster!

[SuperZer0]

7

Ultra Lantern's Bogus Adventures

[Ultra Lantern]

2

SuperZer0's got the power.

[SuperZer0]

6

I Am The Thread Manager

[Ultra Lantern]

5



Stop The Madness

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

2

"Girl, You must work at Subway cause you just gave me a footlong."

[Ultra Lantern]

2


Give A Guy A Place To Live

[SuperZer0]

5

Yo, You Blow

[Ultra Lantern]

5


Secret Is Mine

[SuperZer0]

4

Arghhhh@!!

[Ultra Lantern]

5


Got To Go Get It

[SuperZer0]

4

Mini Mini Myni Mo

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Jump On It

[Sensi]

3

The Nerdy Birds and Grandma

[SuperZer0]

7

oooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!@@

[Ultra Lantern]

3

Please be real to me

[SuperZer0]

5

5

[Ultra Lantern]

0

They Live for You

[<(o_o)>]

1

Let's Get in the christmas spirit with some awful christmas song titles.

"Rudolph The Red Shlonged Reindeer".

[kaypain]

6

Feeling A Little Cozy With A G Chord, So I Poke My Head Out The Window With A C Chord Until I Walk Outside With a D Chord And It Gets Cloudy With An A Minor And Reality Kicks In With A E Minor, So I Walk Back To My House With A G Chord.

[SuperZer0]

8

abc 123

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

1

"Grandma Got Ran Over By A _____ Man While Who Was Committing An Armed Robbery On Christmas Eve".

[O_B_Juan]

2

"I stopped washing my shirt because it smells like you"

[<(o_o)>]

2

"I Japanese, I Do Joke, I Go Pee Pee, In Your Coke".

[O_B_Juan]

7

"I've had enough of your bullwhip (the Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull protest song)"

[SE7EN]

8

"Hairspray and Heartache (Country Livin' in the Outhouse)"

[<(o_o)>]

5

"Girl, Just Because You Have A Pussy Doesn't Mean I Want To Pet It, Cause I May Wake Up Tomorrow & Would Probably Regret It."

[Ultra Lantern]

5

Rip it off me now!

[SuperZer0]

6

Happy New Year 2012!

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

2

Girl, You've Been Randomly Selected To Be Called A *****

[O_B_Juan]

4

My Internship has Sailed

[<(o_o)>]

8

When I'm Bored I Just Curse Out The Lord

[O_B_Juan]

8

I am the plural of Steven

[<(o_o)>]

9

"What Do You Do With An Ugly Girl? Brown Bagger Before Ya Shagger"

[O_B_Juan]

8

"Matches That Won't Burn"

[Sensi]

6

Billy Bob Thorton is a Friend of Mine

[Sensi]

6

Billy Bob Thorton is a Friend of Mine

[lordofthenerds]

7

Hot Dog

[Sensi]

5 lol that is a song one too nasty to put in here

and the there's Mickey and friends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wePMYM4av6Q


Full of Beans

[lordofthenerds]

8

Lemme Show You How to Make That Crack

[<(o_o)>]

9

Sorry Kids, Mommy & Daddy Need Some Bump Bump Time.

[lordofthenerds]

7

Bumpin Uglies With a Lioness

[<(o_o)>]

9

Born To Follow In Your Father's Fart Stinch.

[SuperZer0]

8

My beautiful song title

[<(o_o)>]

6

Guy Goes To Doctor & Said, I Was So Good The Girl Gave Me Applause, & Then The Doctor Replied & Said No She Gave You An STD Called The Clap.

[Sensi]

8

My prayer is That Every Pigeon in This World Poops on Your Head

[O_B_Juan]

7

Although I was Born After You, I'm Still Older

[Sensi]

6

Clean the Pig Sty

[Rowsdower!]

7

You're to Blame for My Imminent Suicide

[<(o_o)>]

7

Superman Flew Up Beside Iron Man & Said Pardon Me But Do You Have Any Grey Poupon & Then Iron Man Replied & Said I Have Plenty Of Pigeon Crap On My Armor Help Yourself.

[Rowsdower!]

10, LOL. Someone needs to make that into a youtube cartoon.

Tadpoles from the Kingdom of Hell

[Vengeance]

9/10

The Gastropoda Dance

[<(o_o)>]

8

Girl, You've Been Invited To A One Night Stand Where Your The Guest Of Honor & Before The Night Is Over You'll Be Rewarded With A Boner.

[SuperZer0]

8

Hey look, you're shoes untied.

[Rylvan]

7

Hot Hot She-Male Lovin'

[<(o_o)>]

8

My Computer Has Alzheimer's disease

[SuperZer0]

7

I Want You, Please Love Me Baby!

[Rylvan]

7

I Followed Her To Venus, But All I Found Was Penus

[Sensi]

7

Poof

[<(o_o)>]

5

Girl Likes Pie Then Complains When It Goes To Her Thighs.

[Sensi]

8

Smile It Could Be Worse

[Darth Wheatly]

8.

This is a song that is sung by a singer who sings songs sung by singers who sing.

[<(o_o)>]

10

Girl, I Want To Motorboat Your Va Jay Jay.

[SE7EN]

11

Don't look now (but I done poo poo'd on yer moo shu)

[<(o_o)>]

10

Little Miss Magic's Life Was So Tragic.

[SuperZer0]

7

This song blows

[Midnight Black]

7

If you play this you love d**k

[redmarvel]

Truck Yeah

[Midnight Black]

Lol...don't know if that was a reply or a song name lol.

[SuperZer0]

8

Hehe Haha Hoho

[<(o_o)>]

7

"Knock Knock Knocking You Into Next Week, It's So Going To Hurt Like The Little Beeotch You Are".

[SuperZer0]

8

This song title has six words.

[<(o_o)>]

4

Go Go Transformers You Mighty Mighty Transformers. Parody of Power Rangers.

[Sensi]

8
Billie Bob's Hair Is Fallin' Out

[Shemtov]

3

"The Ballad of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Drinking the Water Out of The Toilet on The Set of the Star Wars Holiday Special as Sung by Drunk Justin Beiber Who's Getting Castrated"

[<(o_o)>]

11

"Looks Like We Made It Through 2012 Without Offing Ourselves".

[SuperZer0]

111

Hello & Goodbye

[<(o_o)>]

2

"Would You Kiss A Frog If It Told You It Was A Beautiful Girl That Was Cursed By A Witch That Was A Jealous Beeotch?"

[redmarvel]

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight?

(yes, that is an actual song title)

x6bFTVi0hHs

[NickNitro]

5

Johnny saw Daddy hit Mommy at the dinner table

[<(o_o)>]

4

I Saw Mommy Riding Daddy's Pogo Stick.

[Sensi]

3

You cause heartburn and make my stomach churn.

[<(o_o)>]

5

"How Long Has In Been Since You Saw Your Weiner Without Pulling Back The Skin"?

[SuperZer0]

7

Too much poop in your scoop

[<(o_o)>]

6

"Girl's In Distress Cause All The Air Deflated From Her Breasts."

[redmarvel]

"My Humps" - The Black Eyed Peas

[<(o_o)>]

7

"This Life Only One We Got, Have Lots Of Sex & Drink Some Beers & Smoke Some Pot & Live Long & Prosper".

[Sensi]

6

Maltesers are Pleasers