Glee Episode V: The Sylvester Strikes Back - Part 5

[Schlosser85]

Figgins would be total zombie lunch.

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh for sure. lmao

Santana would die before she ever let Brittany die, too.

[Sawyer]

Emma would probably shoot herself the second she laid her eyes on the zombies. They're just too dirty.

[Schlosser85]

I see Kurt being a survivor, but no one HUGE or anything like that. Blaine too. Only real people I literally saw dying would probably be Tina, Will, and probably Quinn.

Quinn would mostly likely die due to a human more than a zombie.


Quinn and Rachel would probably get killed by one of their teammates. Rachel would probably be crippled by someone (*cough*Santana*cough*) and left to distract the zombies while the rest escape.

I don't see Kurt being a leader, but I can see him surviving a lot longer than people expected him to, with Blaine, Burt, Carole, and possibly Finn in tow, or at least as far as he can get them. Burt's heart and Finn's stupidity are liabilities. But I can see at least Kurt and Blaine clinging together and surviving a long time.

I see the two main groups being Beiste's and Sue's. And btw, in the survivalist military dictatorship Sue creates, Becky is totally her loyal lieutenant.

[Aesop Rocks]

I really don't see Santana being that way. Sure she's a ruthless *****, but she's not that bad. I see Rachel dying due to her own bad decisions.

I could see Burt naturally trying to BE that leader, but just can't do it. Kurt and Blaine would stick around for a while, to be honest. Probably the longest. I could see Finn and Carole going before Burt or Kurt.

[Schlosser85]

Emma would probably shoot herself the second she laid her eyes on the zombies. They're just too dirty.

:hehe:

Oh, poor hapless Emma. It'd be better for her to just put herself out of her own misery ASAP, it'd only get inestimably worse for her from then on.

I can see Santana dying for Brittany, and Burt figuring he's a liability with his heart and sacrificing himself for Kurt, Carole, and Finn in some badass Papa Bear fashion.

Actually I can see Will attempting some valiant self-sacrifice to protect the kids, but actually tripping over his gun or not setting the grenade off right and getting ineptly mauled to death by a horde of zombies.

[Sawyer]

I wonder how the asians would fare...

[Schlosser85]

Eh, I think it depends on the circumstances. If it was between Rachel and Brittany, Rachel's going down.

[Aesop Rocks]

I actually could see the team being split down the middle on some big choices and Santana just tells Brittany that there just isn't anything left for them there, that the "family" Brittany had once called them before was broken beyond repair. I could see Brittany and Santana wondering off and living by themselves and surviving. Probably even riding the entire thing out together, too.

[Schlosser85]

I wonder how the asians would fare...



Mike would go out to fight the zombies with his kung-fu moves and either make it or die in heroic fashion, while Tina would sob hysterically.

[Aesop Rocks]

I see Mike living for a long, long, long time. Him and Puck would probably live the longest.

[Schlosser85]

Let's not forget Mercedes. What say you?

[Sawyer]

I just want Jacob Ben Isreal to be eaten alive. Slowly.

[Aesop Rocks]

Let's not forget Mercedes. What say you?

Mercedes stays around for a while, no doubt. She tries to be the moral compass of the group.

[Aesop Rocks]

I just want Jacob Ben Isreal to be eaten alive. Slowly.

Nah, I see him taking his own life.

[Schlosser85]

I see him being shot or thrown to the zombies by Puck after Jacob trips someone Puck cares about to save himself.

[Schlosser85]

I think Rachel would die in some hilariously tragicomic fashion involving her getting herself killed through overly dramatic bad decisions. Trying to repel the zombies through the power of her singing, or something.

[Aesop Rocks]

I see Quinn murdering Jacob in cold blood, God knows the poor girl was going to snap sooner or later

[Schlosser85]

I can see Quinn's fragile grip on sanity completely dying and she becomes something similar to what Sue becomes on a smaller scale, trying to be military dictator of the group and sacrificing others to save herself, until she's taken down by Beiste or Zizes.

Possibly not before she gets Finn and/or Puck killed in the process. Quinn will never love anyone more than herself, IMO.

[Sawyer]

Quinn would offer herself up as a sex slave to the zombies. But given that the zombie population could give two ****s about sex, they just kill her.

[Schlosser85]

I can kind of see April Rhodes being like the drunk waiter on the Titanic, who somehow survives everything.

I see Karofsky lasting a lot longer than Azimio.

Finn would try to appoint himself the leader, and have to fight with Puck, Beiste, Zizes, maybe Karofsky, over his stupid decisions.

[Aesop Rocks]

I see Quinn pulling a Carol from TWD. If you've read the comics, you'd know what I was talking about.

I also actually see Quinn trying to latch herself to Santana, romantically, if Santana became a leader.

[Schlosser85]

I think if push came to shove, Santana would look out for herself and Brittany. Strictly.

As in, splitting from the group, instead of being its leader.

I actually think Kurt would do the same. Take off with Blaine and his family. I see the Hummels having a strict "family comes first" attitude.

I kind of see Burt feeling he's gonna slow the group down and worrying about Kurt getting himself killed for refusing to leave him if he fell behind (which Kurt probably would), and sacrificing himself to save the rest.

[Sawyer]

I can kind of see April Rhodes being like the drunk waiter on the Titanic, who somehow survives everything.

I see Karofsky lasting a lot longer than Azimio.

Finn would try to appoint himself the leader, and have to fight with Puck, Beiste, Zizes, maybe Karofsky, over his stupid decisions.

Azimio would accuse the zombies of racism as they eat him alive.

[Schlosser85]

Emma and Tina would shudder in horror in a corner until the zombies close in and eat them alive as they cry hysterically.

[Majik1387]

This thread turned into Glee in a zombie apocalypse discussion.



I approve. :up:

[Schlosser85]

How long would Schue last?

[Aesop Rocks]

I think if push came to shove, Santana would look out for herself and Brittany. Strictly.

As in, splitting from the group, instead of being its leader.

I actually think Kurt would do the same. Take off with Blaine and his family. I see the Hummels having a strict "family comes first" attitude.

I kind of see Burt feeling he's gonna slow the group down and worrying about Kurt getting himself killed for refusing to leave him if he fell behind (which Kurt probably would), and sacrificing himself to save the rest.

Oh I completely agree with everything. Especially Santana and Brittany. Matter of fact, I'd actually love that. Like, I could see Brittany trying to make the most of this new world they live in. Taking breaks out of long trips to go visit landmarks, doing anything she could to keep Santana happy and sane. I see Brittany and Santana living throughout the entire event if they went off together and separated from the group. Matter of fact, it's the only thing I could see them doing. Sure they'd stick around for as long as possible, but Santana would split eventually and Brittany would follow her.

[Aesop Rocks]

How long would Schue last?
Long enough to cry more than Micheal Landon in a sweeps-week episode of Little House On The Prairie. :hehe:

[Schlosser85]

Especially when he finds Emma's half-eaten corpse.

[Aesop Rocks]

Pfttt, we all know Carl would come in out of no where and save her in the last second.

[Schlosser85]

I am morbidly entertained by the idea of Rachel standing her ground and trying to get through to the zombies with some emotional power ballad until they close in and eat her alive.

[Aesop Rocks]

Yeah, Artie has no chance in hell. haha.

[Majik1387]

I so want to make character posters of them ready for a zombie apocalypse. :hrt:

[Aesop Rocks]

Please do! I'm like so on cloud 9 with this idea. hahaha

[mr. peasant]

In a Zombie Apocalypse, I reckon Matt will return as a guest star just as it all starts only to get killed almost immediately; well... because The Black Dude Dies First (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackDudeDiesFirst). And he still won't get a line.

[John Locke]

Quinn would turn into Claire in season 6 of Lost and Miss Havisham. Hold up in a built shelter constantly wearing her prom dress and a crown built of squirrel bones. Also everyone would be singing Abba.

[Aesop Rocks]

Quinn being Claire is a fantastic analogy! :up:

[Aesop Rocks]

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Santana, stop that. We all know who you're imagining it to be. :o

[Primal Slayer]

How fitting that Santanas first real song was about sex and losing ones virginity.

[Aesop Rocks]

Hahahahaha, for real.

[Manic]

The scene was about losing one's virginity, but the song sure as hell wasn't. It's a song about a man making Madonna feel like a virgin touched for the very first name, not actually being a virgin.

[Aesop Rocks]

We all know Santana is more a man than Finn. Probably been with more ladies, too. :o

[Sawyer]

We all know Santana is more a man than Finn. Probably been with more ladies, too. :o

I doubt she's been with any other girl than Britt.

[Aesop Rocks]

SO FAR, SAWYER! :cmad:

[Sawyer]

:awesome:

[Aesop Rocks]

But if we're counting women that are more manly than Finn, Brittany would win in that category easily.

[Sawyer]

Ehhh....

[Aesop Rocks]

Really anymore's more manly than Finn.

[Schlosser85]

Kurt is more of a man than Finn any day of the week.

[Aesop Rocks]

He really is. Finn has came around quite a bit though, but really everyone is more a man thank him. Especially Puck, Artie, Sam, Mike and Kurt.

[Manic]

Jacob is less of a man than Finn. But again, that's because he hardly counts as a person at all.

[Aesop Rocks]

Jacob is like that guy, you know? He's just that guy...

He's like the Aesop Rocks of Glee

Wait. ****. :o

[Manic]

Please tell me you haven't masturbated butt naked in a public place before.

[Aesop Rocks]

Hell no, but there was a creeper kid in middle school that caught doing it in the boys room. It was funny as all hell.

There was also another kid that ate a turd for $20 dollars, who was also caught by a teacher.

hehehehehe

[Pink Ranger]

Hell no, but there was a creeper kid in middle school that caught doing it in the boys room. It was funny as all hell.

There was also another kid that ate a turd for $20 dollars, who was also caught by a teacher.

hehehehehe

... what kind of a school did you go to? Judd Apatow Technical Institute? Yeesh ...

[Aesop Rocks]

Nah, some backwoods midwestern school.

[Schlosser85]

It'd take a hell of a lot more than $20 to make me eat feces....and it'd ruin brownies and no bake cookies for me for the rest of my life.

[Sawyer]

Kurt is more of a man than Finn any day of the week.

But to be fair, Kurt's also a classier dame than Rachel.

So I really don't know what that says about Finchel... :o

[Aesop Rocks]

So, The Glee Project winner is

All four of them. Samuel and Damien get 7 episode arcs and Lindsay and Alex get 2 episode guest appearances.

[Primal Slayer]

For serious? Thats good for them but weak win all around. Espically since I expect to see a lot of them popping up.

[Mogwai]

So, The Glee Project winner is

All four of them. Samuel and Damien get 7 episode arcs and Lindsay and Alex get 2 episode guest appearances.

i can deal with that.

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm just so happy the person I was rooting for hardcore won.

[Sawyer]

So four people on a reality show I don't care about are going to be on Glee? Yaaay. :dry:

[Aesop Rocks]

Hey, they're actually quite literally the lesser of the 12 evils.

And besides, they have to go back, Kate. They have to go back!

[Primal Slayer]

I hope none of these are that big of storylines. Just seems like they chose the worst possible season to do this for since majority of the cast will most likely be graduating and they need to be getting all the focus they can get.

[Sawyer]

Hey, they're actually quite literally the lesser of the 12 evils.

And besides, they have to go back, Kate. They have to go back!

PavaeNPaez0

[Aesop Rocks]

I personally think that 3 of the characters are going to be "here to stay" characters and on the show until they ultimately graduate too.

[Sawyer]

Can any of these kids even act?

[JustABill]

Lindsay, Damian, and Samuel can. Alex can just act like a diva. Which we have quite a few too many of those anyways. It's my understanding that only Damian and Samuel will be in New Directions. Lindsay and Alex will be supporting characters akin to Chenoweth and Paltrow.

[Aesop Rocks]

Alex is quite literally, in the words of Murphy himself, the "love-child" of Kurt and Mercedes. Adding him in as a regular would have just taken away from Kurt and Mercedes individuality.

And yeah, I hope they give Samuel a new name because "Sam" would just be lolwut

[JustABill]

They aren't going to have call them by their names I'm sure. They aren't all that creative, but they can at least come up with names. Oh wait..**** forgot about ''Bubba'' being Bubba, then Marcus, just taking the La off the actor's name, then Sugar.

Nevermind.

[Aesop Rocks]

Sugar could still just be a nickname tho.

[Prison Mike]

So are these people going to be background characters? I don't know how they will give enough screen time for these four plus the new characters and the regulars not to mention the three graduating this year. It seems like a lofty goal especially when the second season sucked most of the time.

[Aesop Rocks]

They're getting 7 episode character arcs, and will most likely stay around after those episodes too.

Lindsay and Alex are getting 2 episode guest-arcs.

[Prison Mike]

They're putting too much on their plate. Last season we hardly got any of Mercedes, Tina and Mike and there were only 2 or 3 new characters. This coming season we have around 6 or 7 new people to deal with so someone will be getting the shaft in terms of screen time. I bet it will be Tina.

[Aesop Rocks]

Tina, Mike, Mercedes, and Santana are all getting huge arcs this season though.

[Schlosser85]

I'll believe that when it happens.

[Aesop Rocks]

Eh, I'm just glad Murphy is looking to filling new shoes for season 4. Samuel and Damien are going to be wonderful additions.

[Pink Ranger]

I just don't see why Murph is against just putting in 4-5 "redshirts" in to fill out the Glee club, just so they look a bit more full out and more realistically at a Glee Club size. Kind of like Mike and Matt in season 1 but without the clearly tokenistic overtones.

[Aesop Rocks]

Because he's giving kids with talent a chance at stardom? :huh:

[Pink Ranger]

But then he paints himself into a corner: either he keeps the Glee club to an unrealistically small size, or he gives everybody and their dog a plotline at the expense of the overall story and possibly other characters.

Glee is a musical, and musicals always have "chorus members," so this show should look into that.

[Aesop Rocks]

Because adding two people to the cast is going to throw Glee into a downward spiral.

[Manic]

Glee is a TV show that gets 22 episodes per season. 3 of those episodes are dedicated to competitions. With about a dozen kids in the glee club, a handful of teachers, and a 1-hour format, they could give every character or pairing of characters their own dedicated episodes, and revisit other characters' recurring plotlines as subplots in other episodes.

[Aesop Rocks]

Really? I thought it was a cartoon on Disney XD? Damn, what have I been watching?

[Prison Mike]

Glee is a TV show that gets 22 episodes per season. 3 of those episodes are dedicated to competitions. With about a dozen kids in the glee club, a handful of teachers, and a 1-hour format, they could give every character or pairing of characters their own dedicated episodes, and revisit other characters' recurring plotlines as subplots in other episodes.

Sure, they could do that. But they don't. Instead it's Rachel and Kurt Happy Fun Time Hour. :csad:

[Aesop Rocks]

Ugh, fanfiction scares me. I'm reading something about Quinn snapping and killing her parents.

whywhywhywhywhy

[Manic]

Aesop, NOOOO!!

Never read fan fiction for anything that has a passionate fanbase. You will always read something completely and utterly stupid.

[Aesop Rocks]

Wait, no, I take that back. Rachel, Quinn, Brittany, and Santana are all a big gay serial killing squad. Come on.

[Primal Slayer]

So are these people going to be background characters? I don't know how they will give enough screen time for these four plus the new characters and the regulars not to mention the three graduating this year. It seems like a lofty goal especially when the second season sucked most of the time.

We're up to like 5 graduating this year.

[Prison Mike]

So far they've only confirmed Finn, Rachel, and Kurt. I would think Quinn and Puck would be graduating as well but their ages keep changing all the time.

[Manic]

I have a hard enough time believing Puck is a teenager, let alone that he was a Freshman during the first season.

[Sawyer]

I'm waiting for them to reveal that Puck's been a senior from the start and just keeps getting held back.

[Majik1387]

I honestly figured he's just been held back many a time.

[Aesop Rocks]

I don't think he would have been held back because well, if he was, he wouldn't have been able to play football.

[Donut]

I don't think he would have been held back because well, if he was, he wouldn't have been able to play football.

This is a TV show & no where near real life

[Aesop Rocks]

While Glee tends to stray from "real life" at times, it's still steeped in "real life" quite a bit.

[Prison Mike]

Only when they want to. Would Will and Sue still have their jobs in real life? Most probably not. But they do get some things right like Kurt's bullying or Santana's inner turmoil and Quinn's insecurities...

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh Sue would have been fired in the first episode without a doubt, but I don't see how Will would have been fired.

[Sawyer]

Because he's a giant pedobear.

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh, I forgot about that. :o

[Primal Slayer]

So far they've only confirmed Finn, Rachel, and Kurt. I would think Quinn and Puck would be graduating as well but their ages keep changing all the time.

Naya has said that Santana is a senior. Along with Jenna saying that Mike is a senior.

[Schlosser85]

Glee exists in a kind of netherworld between reality and ridiculousness. There are a lot of things about it that are not meant at all to be realistic, like the constantly underfunded glee club's elaborate musical numbers, the depths of Brittany's stupidity and Sue's maliciousness, kids transferring schools at the drop of a hat whenever they feel like it, and half the crap Sue gets away with. But then it also has true-to-life straight dramatic scenes like the Karofsky plotline, the funeral of Sue's sister, Santana's love confession to Brittany, and pretty much any scene between Kurt and Burt.

In real life, Sue would be in prison and probably barred for life from any kind of teaching position.

[Aesop Rocks]

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:hrt:

in response to Lea's tweet about being scared out of her mind by Murphy's new show American Horror Story.

[Sawyer]

:shock

I just tore a hole in my pants.

[Aesop Rocks]

I wonder if they watched The Real L Word after that too? :o

[Schlosser85]

I hear some sizzling Lea/Naya fanfiction being written right now.

[Aesop Rocks]

hahahaha seriously. womp womp

[Aesop Rocks]

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:hrt: :hrt: :hrt:

[Schlosser85]

^ Totally should have won the duet competition instead of Sam and Quinn's Lucky, which was as boring as they are.

[Aesop Rocks]

Completely agreed. Makes up for the gay-panic Santana has at the beginning of the episode.

[Schlosser85]

"I'm not here because I'm in love with you"

Keep telling yourself that, Santana.

[Aesop Rocks]

Really, I think Santana was the one of the two who fell in love first. In fact, I think she's been a lesbian all her life and Brittany was the girl she decided to give that lifestyle a shot with.

[Schlosser85]

I don't think Brittany is in love with Santana. I think she loves her, and could be in love with her, but I think she's "in love" with Artie, or was until he called her stupid, and apparently she wants him back in Season 3.

[Aesop Rocks]

So...what happened to "I love you, Santana. I love you more than anybody in the world"? :huh:

[Schlosser85]

That's not necessarily the same as being romantically in love with her.

I absolutely think Brittany could be in a romantic relationship with Santana, and actually wanted one in Duets before Santana blew her chance, but I don't know that she wants one at the moment.

If it wasn't for Artie, I think they would be together.

[Aesop Rocks]

It ISN'T for Artie though.

Did we watch two different versions of Glee? :huh:

Santana blew her off because she was scared out of her mind and Brittany didn't know how she felt, but Landslide and Songbird changed that completely. Landslide showed her feelings and Songbird showed how completely serious Santana was about dating Brittany.

[Schlosser85]

Since we're speaking of characters expressing their love to each other, how did you guys interpret the drawn-out pause before Kurt answers Blaine's "I love you"?

Just startled, or hesitating because he didn't really feel it or wasn't sure but felt obligated to say it because Blaine just said it to him?

I just thought Blaine took him off guard by tossing it out there so nonchalantly, but some didn't think Kurt felt as sure about meaning it as Blaine did, so I'm just curious how it read to y'all.

[Aesop Rocks]

People look at it like Kurt not wanting it, but I see it as if it completely shocked Kurt and he wasn't expecting it. I'm sure the feelings are mutual (since Kurt fell for him before Blaine did him).

[Schlosser85]

Landslide is in Sexy, and at the end of the episode Brittany tells Santana that she would totally be hers if it wasn't for Artie, but that she loves him and it wouldn't be right.

She needs to be past her feelings for Artie to be with Santana, and if she wants him back in Season 3, obviously she isn't there yet.

[Sawyer]

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Goddammit, I think I'm going to pass out. :hrt:

[Aesop Rocks]

Sawyer, your inner Jacob Israel is showing.

[Aesop Rocks]

Landslide is in Sexy, and at the end of the episode Brittany tells Santana that she would totally be hers if it wasn't for Artie, but that she loves him and it wouldn't be right.

She needs to be past her feelings for Artie to be with Santana, and if she wants him back in Season 3, obviously she isn't there yet.

Yeah, I know that. There was a few days between them singing Landslide and Santana confessing her love to Brittany at the lockers. Things happened between Landslide and Songbird. I.E: Brittany breaking up with Artie for calling her stupid. It wasn't like "i know you done rejected me like 5 minutes ago, but like 4 real tho, i need to sing you this song". Santana sang it to Brittany because she needed to reassure Brittany how strong her feelings are for her.

[Aesop Rocks]

And can we all agree that we'd all watch a TV show with Dianna, Lea, Naya and Heather as Ghostbusters? :o

[Sawyer]

Sawyer, your inner Jacob Israel is showing.

Whoa whoa whoa. Too far, man. At least I have the decency to do this in the privacy of my own home and not in the middle of a school library.

[Aesop Rocks]

Here's Glee Project winner Samuel Larsen singing Dolly Parton's "Jolene":

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:up: :up: :up:

[Prison Mike]

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:hrt:

in response to Lea's tweet about being scared out of her mind by Murphy's new show American Horror Story.

:wow:

holy **** YES!

[Sawyer]

I'm imagining in my head a sort of sexy Ghostbusters made up of the girls, with myself as Slimer, and I'm just really surprising myself with how filthy this is getting. :eek:

[Aesop Rocks]

Hahahahaha, you must honestly be new to the warped minds of Naya Rivera, Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, and Heather Morris. :oldrazz:

[Sawyer]

Are these chicks all ****ing eachother? I mean, honestly?

I need to know!!! :cmad:

And prefferably some video. :o

[Aesop Rocks]

Hahaha, not so much, no (but then again, who knows?)

Lea said she saw a straight couple having sex in cental park once and it freaked her the hell out, yet she watches and loves The Real L Word and even kicks her boyfriend out of the room to watch it alone.

Dianna is pretty much open to anything.

Same for Naya.

Heather has an extremely dark and twisted sense of humor, and well, when Naya and Heather are out in public, they're pretty much just Brittana, but IRL.

[Sawyer]

It's like a group of bi-curious Charlie's Angels in there. :o

[Aesop Rocks]

If I remember correctly, Naya said that she went through a lot of the same stuff Santana did in high school or something. But yeah, it wouldn't have surprised me one bit if these girls did the no pants funky dance.

Well, Heather might have not because her mom literally despises the Brittana story line and her boyfriend Taylor is a massive doucher that stares hard at Naya while Heather and her are on set together.

[Sawyer]

If I remember correctly, Naya said that she went through a lot of the same stuff Santana did in high school or something. But yeah, it wouldn't have surprised me one bit if these girls did the no pants funky dance.

Well, Heather might have not because her mom literally despises the Brittana story line and her boyfriend Taylor is a massive doucher that stares hard at Naya while Heather and her are on set together.

What a puss. What guy wouldn't love to see his girlfriend pretend to **** Naya Rivera? And, I mean, if he thinks there's something else going on wit the two of them, there's a very easy solution to his problem...
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You just know Jack ****ed those two. :o

[Aesop Rocks]

Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of when I saw who was cast as Sugar was "Poor girl, she better lock herself in her trailer or Naya's going to get to her". :awesome:

[Aesop Rocks]

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[Sawyer]

Hot even with mustaches. :o:up:

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh shush up, you love The Dapper Unholy Trinity. :o

[Sawyer]

Yes. That's why I said "Hot, even with mustaches." :argh:

[Aesop Rocks]

Don't :argh: me! :argh:

[Aesop Rocks]

But seriously though, I blame tumblr for making me see Dianna, Lea, Naya, and Heather in this way. Seeing how their fandom is 300% lesbian-based....hahaha well, you know.

[Sawyer]

Oh those wacky lesbians... :awesome:

[Aesop Rocks]

Them and their awesome gay-dar.

[Sawyer]

The show certainly makes it seem that way, doesn't it?

Santana: "Minding my own business... minding my own business... oh, hey, is that Karofsky checking out Sam's ass while everyone else remains completely oblivious?"

[Aesop Rocks]

"I know two things, I'm a lesbian and I'm a judgmental *****, so I have awesome gaydar".

[Aesop Rocks]

Guys, I found a way to get Chord Overstreet back on Glee!

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Ryan, Ian, or Brad wouldn't suspect a thing. :o

[Schlosser85]

That's incredibly frightening.

[Aesop Rocks]

Yet, you love it.

[Prison Mike]

I always thought Dianna was the more conservative of the four. Remember when she, Lea, and Cory did that photoshoot that caused such an uproar because they were in school clothes? I think I remember Dianna saying she wasn't as into it as the others.

[Aesop Rocks]

That must have been like a Bizzaro version of Dianna because at a Glee Live Concert she wore a "Likes Girls" shirt for her Born This Way shirt.

[Prison Mike]

Maybe the other girls "corrupted" her...lol

[Aesop Rocks]

hahaha, nah. Dianna, Heather, and Lea are all straight. Naya is the only one in question.

[Prison Mike]

Is she really in question? Didn't she and Mark Salling used to date?

[Aesop Rocks]

Yeah, but that ended in Naya egging Marks car. lol

[Prison Mike]

Seriously? Another thing, how do you guys know all this personal information? Are there interviews where they reveal all this stuff?

[Sawyer]

Guys, I found a way to get Chord Overstreet back on Glee!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq7nmaVtpK1qiy34yo2_r2_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq7nmaVtpK1qiy34yo1_r2_500.gif

Ryan, Ian, or Brad wouldn't suspect a thing. :o

:dry:

What

the

****?!

[Aesop Rocks]

You. Love. It.

[Aesop Rocks]

Seriously? Another thing, how do you guys know all this personal information? Are there interviews where they reveal all this stuff?

Naya has said so herself about the egging, and there's a LBGT community website that Naya goes really in depth with when she discusses her personal life. It's the only real blog/news outlet she does that with.

Everyone is really rooting for her to be the next Ellen DeGeneres. And I myself cannot complain, have you seen how hot Ellen's wife is? :o

[Prison Mike]

Yeah, Portia is hot :o

[Aesop Rocks]

Extremely! I don't know if I'm more jealous that she married Portia or that she married into the Bluth family. :o

[Pink Ranger]

Extremely! I don't know if I'm more jealous that she married Portia or that she married into the Bluth family. :o

:funny:
If Ellen ever takes her standup on the road again, Gob can be her opening act.

[Aesop Rocks]

I'd go for Gob and leave when he was done. :o

[Pink Ranger]

I'd go for Gob and leave when he was done. :o

Then you'll miss the part where in the middle of Ellen's set, Gob stumbles on stage with an S&M mask on his head and the Sword Of Destiny sticking out of his stomach, and starts making random sexist and homophobic insults. :up:

[Aesop Rocks]

Hahaha, you have a good point.

But seriously though, Ellen and Portia look pretty much in love and wow if she snagged a looker! :up:

[Sawyer]

Well Ellen's not a bad looking lady herself. I mean, it's not like she's the most outrageously butch lesbian you've ever laid your eyes on where you could almost swear that she's grown a pair of testes by sheer force of will or anything. :o

[Aesop Rocks]

Ellen is quite attractive too, no doubt. :up:

[Schlosser85]

Ellen seems like a sweet person.

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh for sure, same for Portia.

[Schlosser85]

From what I see, Chris Colfer seems like a sweet kid too, not to mention very bright and all kinds of multi-talented.

I think he and Ellen are two of our better representatives right now.

[Pink Ranger]

Kind of off topic, but I've lately been thinking that Chris would be a good, albeit off the wall, choice to play Paul Atriedes if they ever make an epic Dune movie.

[Schlosser85]

I'm curious about Struck By Lightning to see if he can play a character other than Kurt Hummel. I saw some set pics and was struck by how he really doesn't look like Kurt.

[Aesop Rocks]

Yeah, I saw those too. Plus, it has Christina Hendrick's in it too! :up:

[Schlosser85]

And Allison Janney plays Colfer's mother.

Matthew Morrison and Darren Criss are filming movies right now too, Morrison in Atlanta and Darren in NYC.

Darren's movie is called "Imogene", where he plays an a cappella singer (wow, stretch) and the younger lover of Kristen Wiig's character. Annette Benning is in it too.

[Aesop Rocks]

Wait, Matthew is in ATL right now? I thought he was kind of, you know, being Mr. Schuester? The dude is in every episode of Glee. haha

[Primal Slayer]

Well he doesnt have to be in every scene so luckily he doesnt have to worry about being there every day.

[Schlosser85]

They spend between 1 and 2 weeks filming an episode. Darren has said he'll only miss one full episode of Glee doing Broadway and Imogene.

[Primal Slayer]

Plus if Sarah Michelle Gellar can film in Australia and still be in every episode of Buffy. It should be easy breezy for Matthew to do a film in ATL and Glee.

[Prison Mike]

Chord booked a guest spot on The Middle. He'll play an elementary school teacher (Brick's teacher). He doesn't look old enough to play a teacher though. Not really sure how old Chord is in real life anyway.

[Sawyer]

I believe he's 22.

[Prison Mike]

Ah! To be 22 again...

[Primal Slayer]

22 is old enough. I have a friend who is 21 who is already a teacher.

[Schlosser85]

Glee cast Fashion Night Out music video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8YzpBwbLtE

[Primal Slayer]

http://s0.2mdn.net/viewad/2840257/Glee_620_250_v1.jpg

I wonder who is coming up with this emmy strategy? lol

[Schlosser85]

Aesop will be devastated to know Naya is MIA though.

[Sawyer]

Glee cast Fashion Night Out music video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8YzpBwbLtE

Chord: "Yaay, this is fun, guys! Look at all the-- wait. What the **** am I doing here?!"

:o

[Schlosser85]

Yea it's a little weird to see Chord now. I'm guessing this was done before it was determined he was leaving.

[Primal Slayer]

It was done while they were on tour. Naya and Amber were sick thus them not being there.

[Manic]

It's weird knowing that Chord did all these promotions and toured with the cast, then abruptly decided to leave as soon as soon as the next season was ready to start filming.

[Primal Slayer]

I dont think it was all his decision to leave. Still sounds like they just didnt want him there for "reasons he knows of"

[Aesop Rocks]

Aesop will be devastated to know Naya is MIA though.

Oh you! :awesome:

I knew she was MIA for a while (due to tumblr) and I was pretty "eh", to it.

Heather being in character as Brittany and looking to the right when they were meant to look to the left won me over. :hrt:

[Aesop Rocks]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcvsq1leo1r14buxo1_500.jpg

Am I the only one that fears for this poor kids life here? This just screams Insane!Naya.

Seriously, if I saw a woman like Naya perched up on a roof top like this looking down at me, I'd run so far and so fast.

[Schlosser85]

But you'd secretly be hoping she chased you...

[Sawyer]

lol okay, Aesop... :oldrazz:

[Prison Mike]

Why would you be scared of Naya kneeling down like that? :huh:

[Aesop Rocks]

Dude's, she looks freaking demonic here. Like, I'm actually terrified of her in that picture.

She's like a lesbian vampire, but instead of blood in order to live, she needs da women.

[Prison Mike]

I don't know...she still looks hot to me

[Aesop Rocks]

Well nothing scares you, you're Prison Mike. You're nothing but gruel.


:oldrazz:

[Sawyer]

I think someone needs a Glee intervention. :awesome:

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm not addicted, I swear!


yo man, I'll S your D for some season 2 outtakes...

[Sawyer]

Oh sheesh.

[Aesop Rocks]

>__>

[Schlosser85]

We're here for a gaytervention. That's a gay intervention.

[Primal Slayer]

I'm not addicted, I swear!


yo man, I'll S your D for some season 2 outtakes...

http://i54.tinypic.com/znrepj.gif

[Aesop Rocks]

TAKE IT BACK, PRIMAL!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqex1qyqsR1qaj2n1o1_400.gif

[Primal Slayer]

TAKE IT BACK, PRIMAL!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqex1qyqsR1qaj2n1o1_400.gif

NEVAH!
http://i56.tinypic.com/nmzti9.gif

[Sawyer]

Oh ****, son. [/scared]

:csad:

[Aesop Rocks]

NEVAH!
http://i56.tinypic.com/nmzti9.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqenwxS8B11qkbmlz.gif

[Prison Mike]

Guys, let's talk it out...in song

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Primal,

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqdprzg0ss1qjynqlo1_500.gif

IDON'TWANNABEFRRREEIINNNNDSSSS

[Primal Slayer]

Aesop...
http://i52.tinypic.com/16bk0ol.gif

[Prison Mike]

This page is loading s..l..o..w..l..y..

[Primal Slayer]

This page is loading s..l..o..w..l..y..

[insert]Santana No Me Gusta.gif[insert]

[Aesop Rocks]

That's just...wow...come on, man...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqeen4Wk761qfcvm6.gif

[Prison Mike]

[insert]Santana No Me Gusta.gif[insert]

now THAT is an awesome gif!

[Sawyer]

Guys, Guys!!! This is the Glee thread. What happened to us being a family?

[Primal Slayer]

To be nice:

http://i52.tinypic.com/63vx1k.gif

[Prison Mike]

So are you guys just going through a folder of glee gifs you have on your desktop?

[Primal Slayer]

Yes, pretty much. Gifs are the new way of communicating nowadays. Everyone does it.

[Prison Mike]

Why use words when you can gif it!

[Primal Slayer]

Exactly. Who communicates through typing words anymore when you have moving pictures to do it for you?

[Sawyer]

Now that you mention it, I'm having a real hard time understanding the words I'm seeing right now. Or typing, for that matter. God knows what I'm typing right now....

[Primal Slayer]

Chris Colfer wants Kurt to be a Cheerio again. I guess that outfit just has special powers over people.

[Aesop Rocks]

I don't mind Cherrio!Kurt at all, I actually enjoyed it.

[Primal Slayer]

Neither would I. Plus then we couldve seen one of Sues national numbers where she uses him and Mercedes for their vocals.

[Aesop Rocks]

Watch, Kurt joins Cheerios get keep his eye on Santana. lolololol

[Primal Slayer]

Im still hoping we get some Kurtana scenes this season or atleast some Slaine scenes. Would be funny if Santana became good friends with the nicest person apart from Brittany and Kurt gets somewhat mad about it.

[Aesop Rocks]

Guys, Guys!!! This is the Glee thread. What happened to us being a family?

Whatever! I'm done with you! I'm done with ALL of you!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqg3biGU5A1qaj2n1o1_250.gif

[Manic]

Im still hoping we get some Kurtana scenes this season or atleast some Slaine scenes. Would be funny if Santana became good friends with the nicest person apart from Brittany and Kurt gets somewhat mad about it.

It's getting impossible to keep track of all these combined names.

[Aesop Rocks]

Kurtana = Kurt/Santana, Slaine = Santana/Blaine.

I think? :o

[Manic]

I would've gone with Blantana.

[Primal Slayer]

Kurtana = Kurt/Santana, Slaine = Santana/Blaine.

I think? :o

http://i55.tinypic.com/nyw6kx.gif

[Aesop Rocks]

I don't think Santana should let Blaine get off that easily. Not after "we could have handled that ourselves" and "sometimes love comes and sometimes love doesn't come at all".

[Primal Slayer]

She already forgave him for that little line thus why she helped them with Karofsky.

[Aesop Rocks]

Eh, if you say so. :/

[Primal Slayer]

But I would love for them to do a song together since Naya/Darren kind of did one with Valerie.

[Aesop Rocks]

I ****ing hate the hate Ashley Fink/Lauren Zizes gets for being overweight and being as confident as she is, calling it "unrealistic".

[Manic]

That's totally realistic. Lauren just has the confidence of a fat black woman.

[Aesop Rocks]

She has the confidence that Mercedes should have. :o

[Sawyer]

Without the tots. :o

[Aesop Rocks]

Wait, you don't ship Mercedes/Tots?

Leave Glee alone. Forever.

[Sawyer]

I was shipping Mercedes/Tots when you were in diapers, you little whippersnapper! :argh:

[Aesop Rocks]

That's pretty much the truth. You probably watched Glee since 2009, where-as I came into the show and swan-dived into it like 5 weeks ago. lmao

[Sawyer]

And yet your obsessive love of Naya Rivera has already eclipsed that of my own. :hehe:

[Pink Ranger]

I ****ing hate the hate Ashley Fink/Lauren Zizes gets for being overweight and being as confident as she is, calling it "unrealistic".

I'll tell you why. Because Glee is about all the horrible problems that young, slim, attractive high schoolers face. How dare Laura show any confidence or assertiveness, or even look at girls like Quinn and Santana in the eye! Doesn't she know that her place as a big girl is to sit in the background and cry, or at best stand behind a gay guy and make an occasional sassy remark?

I have no idea where people got the impression that this show is supposed to be about building self esteem among unpopular rejects. :meanie:

[Aesop Rocks]

Next to Brittana, Lauren is my favorite part of the show.

[Aesop Rocks]

And yet your obsessive love of Naya Rivera has already eclipsed that of my own. :hehe:

What can I say? She's a flawless human being. :hrt:

[Prison Mike]

I remember when the the pilot aired as a "preview" after the American Idol finale [/old-timer]

[Manic]

I joined late, but I caught up just in time for the Super Bowl episode.

Thank you, Oxygen Network's weekend marathon.

[Sawyer]

I'll tell you why. Because Glee is about all the horrible problems that young, slim, attractive high schoolers face. How dare Laura show any confidence or assertiveness, or even look at girls like Quinn and Santana in the eye! Doesn't she know that her place as a big girl is to sit in the background and cry, or at best stand behind a gay guy and make an occasional sassy remark?

I have no idea where people got the impression that this show is supposed to be about building self esteem among unpopular rejects. :meanie:

Agreed. I can't help but wonder what younger kids that look up to the characters on Glee are going to be like when they get older.

There are going to be schools full of Asian kids who only serve to remind others that they're asian, dumb jocks who think it's okay to steal other guys girlfriends but throw a fit when they think they're being cheated on, and misogynistic kids in wheelchairs.

[Aesop Rocks]

I think the younger kids that watch Santana/look up to her aren't going to be afraid to come out, if they are gay when they get older.