Machete Kills Again... In Space! (2013)

[Rocketman]

Yep... that's the actual title. :woot:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2002719/

[Secret Fawful]

F***ing yes.

[Spideyfan93]

.................................................. ................the ****?

:lmao:

[Octoberist]

Well since Robert has so much on his plate and he keeps namedropping projects like a silly tease, don't expect Machete 2 anytime soon.

[Spider-ManHero12]

Yes! :awesome:

[MessiahDecoy123]

I really enjoyed the first one but "in space"?

lmao!

[Teelie]

I sadly have not yet seen the first one though I am going to soon but this just sounds like it'll be even better from the title alone.

[Majik1387]

:awesome:

[Heffer Wolf]

This makes me happy. hopefully when he's in space, he just has like a fishbowl helmet and thats it for space gear. It should be as ridiculous as possible.

[darkseid26]

i consider Machete a guilty pleasure and would probably watch this, but I've had enough of the grindhouse/exploitation movies that keep coming.

[Majik1387]

Which ones "keep coming" ? :huh:

[MessiahDecoy123]

Yeah, there's like one grindhouse movie every couple of years.

[Majik1387]

There's a total of 3 Grindhouse movies. Planet Terror, Death Proof, and Machete. :huh:

[MessiahDecoy123]

and Hobo with a Shotgun

[Majik1387]

Is that from the same production company?

[jonathancrane]

There's a total of 3 Grindhouse movies. Planet Terror, Death Proof, and Machete. :huh:

And 'Hobo With A Shotgun.'

[Rocketman]

But even if it's not from the same company, we're still getting a lot of these movies where they say, "Yes, we know this movie sucks, but it's on purpose!" Like, somehow it's okay to suck. :oldrazz:

Shoot 'Em Up
Crank
Crank 2: High Voltage

And soooooo many others.

[bored]

"Shoot 'Em Up" was awesome. And I thoroughly enjoyed "Machete". The sequel should be good fun.

[Secret Fawful]

Machete does NOT suck.

[Octoberist]

Machete gets a little tedious near the end due to the pacing.

[Iron_Stark]

He should fight Jason X in outer space.

[Rac]

Hobo > Machete

[PWN3R]

I like the sound of this, but this will be like Sin City 2 and take forever if it even happens at all.

I remember being pumped for Machete, but it was pretty tame. Didn't live up to the hype for me, although the character is still ****ing cool. The movie can be summed up by that quick Alba shower shot ----> it's nice, but it's no where near enough. :o

[Octoberist]

Hobo > Machete

I also think Black Dynamite is a stronger movie than Machete. Mind you I don't hate Machete.

[Ipodman]

He should fight Jason X in outer space.

And James Bond! :D

[mclay18]

The movie can be summed up by that quick Alba shower shot ----> it's nice, but it's no where near enough. :o

You know that was CGI, right? Alba was wearing a bra and panties when they shot that shower scene, and Rodriguez had his CGI artists "remove" her clothing.

I fear CGI nudity will become the norm for actors unwilling to do nude scenes.

[PWN3R]

Yeah, I read about this after I saw the movie. I had no clue, pretty believable. It's lame of Rodriguez, if the actress isn't willing, do something else.

[mclay18]

The shower scene in Machete is more believably done than the obvious CGI used to nude up Leslie Mann and Olivia Wilde in The Change-Up. Talk about awkward.

If you want an actor for a certain role that requires nudity, try to get an actor who's willing to bare it all. For actors: don't use a body double or CGI if you really want the role -- if the script and director requires a nude scene and if it's appropriate to the tone of the movie, just do it. You're not the only actor who has nude screen grabs online.

[WildcatNC]

But even if it's not from the same company, we're still getting a lot of these movies where they say, "Yes, we know this movie sucks, but it's on purpose!" Like, somehow it's okay to suck. :oldrazz:

Shoot 'Em Up
Crank
Crank 2: High Voltage

And soooooo many others.


Shoot 'Em up? Bad? Those are good movies. If you don't like them then you don't like them, doesn't make them bad, your just not a fan of those kind of action flicks.

[Majik1387]

Shoot Em Up and the Crank movies are not grindhouse movies. And they are awesome. :o

[dude love]

Well since Robert has so much on his plate and he keeps namedropping projects like a silly tease, don't expect Machete 2 anytime soon.

It has a complete script, a budget and a green light. It's Rodriguez's next film.

[Octoberist]

we will see won't we?

Because he and Eli Roth have a nasty habit of talking a lot about projects, saying this or that will be next and nothing happens. It's like how Todd McFarlene mentions Spawn 2 at least every year in the past decade. Tarantino use to do it but not anymore.

[Majik1387]

Considering how fast Machete was made, I don't see this one taking much longer.

[Octoberist]

To be honest I would rather see him taking on Sin City 2 first. I'm just a little jaded on Robert; he's just very erractic and the qualities of his movies as of late has been inconsistent. I still like him though.

[PWN3R]

Jaded is the right word. I don't hate him, but he's rather annoying with his choices. He has such an incredible story, but he hasn't really grown as a film maker. Spy Kids 4? Talk about cruise control.

[Majik1387]

I honestly believe Spy Kids 4 was paycheck driven.

[MessiahDecoy123]

The Spy Kids movies have all been very profitable up to the third movie. But I don't think the fourth one will match the success of the others.

I really do respect Rodriguez as genre director. His movies are almost always fun and different. Half of his filmography have high rewatchability which is more than I can say for most directors.

[DoomsdayApex]

I loved the first film -- it was beyond :awesome:

And to think this flick started off as a simple fake trailer.

Sorry guys, Machete PWNs all. :word:

[Mike_D202]

I made a grindhouse-esque movie:

http://www.killerkabbage.com

:D I love the grindhouse movies. I really wish Eli Roth would make a "Thanksgiving" movie.

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Machete gets a little tedious near the end due to the pacing.

Yeah, upon a few re-watches I am actually fed up of the movie now and find it hard to get through all the way, he added too much to the storyline for me.

[SuperBatman]

Yeah, there's like one grindhouse movie every couple of years.

I so want them to make a Thanksgiving Movie

ZE7tyW8CYXs

[EML420]

I also think Black Dynamite is a stronger movie than Machete. Mind you I don't hate Machete.
Yes Black Dynamite is one of my favorite movies it needs to get more love its an amazing movie. But Machete n space that sounds crazy I will watch it I support Danny Trejo getting leads I thought the Machete was alright.

[bullets]

Yeah, upon a few re-watches I am actually fed up of the movie now and find it hard to get through all the way, he added too much to the storyline for me.


I didn't like the second half of Machete. It stopped being fun at one point.

[PROLIFIK1]

That Thanksgiving trailer was awesome! lol Eli Roth's narrating voice is hilarious! He should narrate more of these grindhouse type trailers.

[Jake Cassidy]

I love how the headless body kept walking around.

[TheDreamMaster]

I love how the headless body kept walking around.
I love the obvious Resident Evil parody in that trailer.

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

I didn't like the second half of Machete. It stopped being fun at one point.

Totally agreed, it just gets to a point about halfway through were I totally lose interest and struggle to get through the rest of the movie, until Michelle Rodriguez comes out of the Ambulence anyway!

[GhostPoet]

But even if it's not from the same company, we're still getting a lot of these movies where they say, "Yes, we know this movie sucks, but it's on purpose!" Like, somehow it's okay to suck. :oldrazz:

Shoot 'Em Up
Crank
Crank 2: High Voltage

And soooooo many others.

Three of the worst movies ever.

[dark_b]

You know that was CGI, right? Alba was wearing a bra and panties when they shot that shower scene, and Rodriguez had his CGI artists "remove" her clothing.

I fear CGI nudity will become the norm for actors unwilling to do nude scenes.
the worst part was not that she was wearing underwear. the worst part is that she didnt want to wear small underwear. is this normal? is this f.. normal ? :cmad:

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6811/jkjkjhkhj.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/jkjkjhkhj.jpg/)

[PWN3R]

Still, I'm having a JAL moment. :o

[mclay18]

Looks like Machete 2 will actually materialize, sooner than we thought.

http://www.deadline.com/2012/02/robert-rodriguez-wielding-machete-kills/

AR Films is co-financing. I don't know which studio will distribute the sequel, but I imagine Fox will.

[Parker Wayne]

But even if it's not from the same company, we're still getting a lot of these movies where they say, "Yes, we know this movie sucks, but it's on purpose!" Like, somehow it's okay to suck. :oldrazz:

Shoot 'Em Up
Crank
Crank 2: High Voltage

And soooooo many others.

I don't know about the above but Black Dynamite was made that way and it's totally awesome.

[mclay18]

But even if it's not from the same company, we're still getting a lot of these movies where they say, "Yes, we know this movie sucks, but it's on purpose!" Like, somehow it's okay to suck. :oldrazz:

Shoot 'Em Up
Crank
Crank 2: High Voltage


Neveldine/Taylor deserve to be thrown out of Hollywood for inflicting that piece of rancid s**t onto the world, as well as Gamer. Terrible writers and even worse directors.

Machete was a nice, pulpy throwback to 1970s grindhouse movies. And it was genuinely funny -- jazzy porn music, outrageous gore gags and all. Crank 2 is none of those things.

I happily welcome a Machete Kills if it's even half as fun as the first.

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

While I enjoyed the first, I feel they added too much story to what we got in the trailer, the movie stops becoming fun at some points and I felt this was the reason why. Keep things simple, as they are meant to be for the sequel.

[dude love]

I wonder what kind of balls out insane cast he will get this time. Hard to top Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert DeNiro, Steven Seagal, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Tom Savini appearing together in one film.

[Majik1387]

He can do it. I'm certain he was the driving factor in casting for Sin City.

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

I wonder what kind of balls out insane cast he will get this time. Hard to top Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert DeNiro, Steven Seagal, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Tom Savini appearing together in one film.

Yeah, a few bizarre casting decisions wouldnt be surprising, dont be surprised if someone like Nic Cage is in this.

[dude love]

Yeah, a few bizarre casting decisions wouldnt be surprising, dont be surprised if someone like Nic Cage is in this.

Please don't get my hopes up!

[Blue Sugar]

Title is win, haha.

The first one was good fun. But the funniest stuff was already in the faux-trailer and the tone got a bit boring at the end. Still I'm all up for a sequel, bound to be entertaining!

[dude love]

According to mclay's link here's the plot

The new film finds Machete recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.

Hopefully this one doesn't meander around with the political stuff.

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Please don't get my hopes up!

Ha ha sorry, wouldnt surprise me though.

According to mclay's link here's the plot



Hopefully this one doesn't meander around with the political stuff.

Hhhmmm, sounds pretty much the same as the first one which is a little dissapointing. And agreed about the political stuff.

[protocida]

Nicolas Cage as Fu-Manchu?

[dude love]

Hhhmmm, sounds pretty much the same as the first one which is a little dissapointing. And agreed about the political stuff.

He doesn't get framed this time I assume. Hopefully he leads a team of DTV stars!

[Project862006]

speaking of hobo with a shotgun i saw it on tv last night

that movie was awesome !!!

[DarkSovereignty]

what channel did you see it on? HBO? IFC would seem more likely.

[Project862006]

might of been Starz

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

He doesn't get framed this time I assume. Hopefully he leads a team of DTV stars!

Yeah, other than that though it sounds pretty much the same, was hoping it would be a bit different, like Machete has to protect a Nunnery from some corrupt businessmen who want to knock it down and build a mall there :woot:.

speaking of hobo with a shotgun i saw it on tv last night

that movie was awesome !!!

DYING to see that movie, will have to watch it soon.

[dude love]

Yeah, other than that though it sounds pretty much the same, was hoping it would be a bit different, like Machete has to protect a Nunnery from some corrupt businessmen who want to knock it down and build a mall there :woot:.


Hahaha! That's so perfect!

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

^Ha ha I thought so, right up the 'grindhouse' alley it would be an awesome movie.

[mclay18]

I hope Jessica Alba comes back. She had some good chemistry with Danny Trejo, and I would love to see her kick ass again. Plus, her making out with Trejo set to that 1970s porno music always makes me laugh.

[DoomsdayApex]

Hopefully this one doesn't meander around with the political stuff.

What? :eek:

I loved the political themes, especially regarding Illegal Immigration. What politicians started in 2003 (and still ongoing) was just downright prejudice.

[DoomsdayApex]

As for the plot, yeah I expected something different, but I'm guessing Robert is drawing inspiration from what's going on down in Mexico, as we speak, with the cartels.

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

I hope Jessica Alba comes back. She had some good chemistry with Danny Trejo, and I would love to see her kick ass again. Plus, her making out with Trejo set to that 1970s porno music always makes me laugh.

I wouldnt mind Alba coming back, I dont find her anywere near as hot as I used to but she wasnt bad in the first flick.

Rodriguez and her amazing stomach need to come back as well.

As for the plot, yeah I expected something different, but I'm guessing Robert is drawing inspiration from what's going on down in Mexico, as we speak, with the cartels.

Its just a very generic plot, one we have seen plenty of times before and pretty much did in the first movie as well. I was just hoping for something a little different this time.

[Guhndoi]

I wonder what kind of balls out insane cast he will get this time. Hard to top Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert DeNiro, Steven Seagal, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Tom Savini appearing together in one film.

I would love it if it were as crazy with the casting as the first.

[Majik1387]

Crazy casting indeed. Mel Gibson in negotiations for a role. And Michelle Rodriguez is attached.

http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/m/news/view/32177/Mel-Gibson-a-Go-for-Machette-Kills

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

^Hope Michelle and her amazing Stomach come back, and yeah Mel Gibson being in this is perfect!

[marvelman2006]

Crazy casting indeed. Mel Gibson in negotiations for a role. And Michelle Rodriguez is attached.

http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/m/news/view/32177/Mel-Gibson-a-Go-for-Machette-Kills


Mel Gibson would do anything right now for one of these:






http://s3.amazonaws.com/webjam-upload/sandwich_1___1a0fcd6e3063498ea9baf20e8de918d7(1645 x1390)__100__.jpg

[corby]

Bringing some good ol' Mel Gibson brand of crazy is exactly what this movie needs :awesome:

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[Majik1387]

Zoe Saldana joins the cast
Zoe Saldana is the latest name to join the cast of Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=80105). Leading man Danny Trejo let the information slip in a recent interview with Moviehole.

"[It's] is going to be a lot more over-the-top than 'Machete'," said Trejo. "We’ve got Sofia Vergara, who is a star in her own right, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Zoe Saldana. And guess what? I get to kiss all of ‘em.”

The film is also said to include roles for Mel Gibson and Amber Heard in a storyline that sees ex-federale Machete (Trejo) recruited by the U.S. government to stop an arms dealer (Gibson) from launching a deadly missile.

Saldana recently finished production on the still-untitled Star Trek sequel (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=59944) and is now shooting Out of the Furnace (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=43180).

Machete Kills (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=80105) begins production soon in Austin, Texas.http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=90620

I didn't know Sofia Vergara was in the cast either. :up:

[Jake Cassidy]

Amber Heard, too.

[Majik1387]

Didn't know that either. :up:

This movie definitely upped the female hottie factor.:up:

[Hit-Girl]

Saldana is being type cast as the sexy, tough chick. Lame.

[The Morningstar]

It's an exploitation B-movie. What did you expect?

[Daniel Thompson]

Saldana is being type cast as the sexy, tough chick. Lame.

Not lame at all. The more I get to see her the better. This movie already sounds better then the first.

[jaymes_e06]

I like the sound of this, but this will be like Sin City 2 and take forever if it even happens at all.

I remember being pumped for Machete, but it was pretty tame. Didn't live up to the hype for me, although the character is still ****ing cool. The movie can be summed up by that quick Alba shower shot ----> it's nice, but it's no where near enough. :o
I was heartbroken to find out that Alba naked scene was shopped. :csad:

[Majik1387]

It wasn't entirely shopped, it is what her body would look like minus the undies she wore.
I thought it was stupid that they even slimmed her abs down though.

[mclay18]

Oh, this keeps getting better and better (especially the growing female cast members). I hope this comes out this year, since Rodriguez likes pumping his movies out quickly. Or maybe an early 2013 release. :)

[Daniel Thompson]

Hope we get more villan roles too.

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Wow, Alba, Rodriguez, Vergara and especially Heard and Saldana in ONE movie? Count me the **** in, hope it improves on the last one though which was a little uneven.

[jaymes_e06]

It wasn't entirely shopped, it is what her body would look like minus the undies she wore.
I thought it was stupid that they even slimmed her abs down though.
True but my illusion was shot by knowing it. If no one would have told me I could have lived blissfully unaware.
I did not now the abs part though. That seems strange I remember seeing the "before" pic and she looked fantastic albiet more clothed than the finished product.

[dude love]

Hopefully Rodriguez makes Saldana eat his Puerco Pibil, she needs it.

Mel Gibson would do anything right now for one of these:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/webjam-upload/sandwich_1___1a0fcd6e3063498ea9baf20e8de918d7(1645 x1390)__100__.jpg

So would I, I've been working all day, with a crappy lunch that I didn't even finish and that looks delicious.

[ShadowBoxer]

Meh, even with all these sexy chicks in the movie, I will still skip seeing this in theaters and wait until it hits redbox or something. I saw the first one in theaters and wasn't impressed. I just left with a meh feeling.

[Daniel Thompson]

Wonder how Vergara will do in a film like this. For some reason despite her being sexy I cannot see her in a B grindhouse style flick, but I'm sure she will do good with what she is given.

[jaymes_e06]

^Have you seen her resume? She was in ****ing Soul Plane for God sakes!

[Dr. Evil]

Wonder how Vergara will do in a film like this. For some reason despite her being sexy I cannot see her in a B grindhouse style flick, but I'm sure she will do good with what she is given.

Modern Family is the only good thing she's done (besides the Three Stooges).

[Majik1387]

She was one of the more charismatic characters in New Year's Eve

[jaymes_e06]

New Years Eve? That's like being the tallest of a room full of midgets.

[Majik1387]

The movies succeed in what they aim to be, so it's whatever.

[LuisTX85]

Modern Family is the only good thing she's done (besides the Three Stooges).

I think she was alright&kinda funny in Three Brothers,But eh I still prefer her the most in the Spanish show from the 90's that made her famous..She was a co-host and they would go on a tour in different places around the world each week,She was funny&darn sexy each episode..especially the ones where she would be at a beach in a tight&small bikini and in Daisy Duke shorts interviewing people!!!

http://i.imgur.com/Pa7kj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mInY1.jpg

[jaymes_e06]

^Nice. :Goes into daze:
The movies succeed in what they aim to be, so it's whatever.
Never seen it but only heard it was just like every other holiday themed movie...horrible.

[Dr. Evil]

Edward James Olmos:

http://www.horrorbid.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=280&t=20956

[imaperson2]

Wonder how Vergara will do in a film like this. For some reason despite her being sexy I cannot see her in a B grindhouse style flick, but I'm sure she will do good with what she is given.

Maybe they'll let her play the ***** that she is in real life.

[Assassin32]

:awesome:

[terry78]

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/alex-vega-racy-role-203930050.html

Never thought I would say this, but I want to tap the chick from Spy Kids.

[Majik1387]

When did Vanessa Hudgens join the cast? :wow:

[DrDoom]

Huh, I thought awhile ago Rodriguez said they would be:
Machete
Machete Kills
Machete Kills Again
Machete Kills Again...in Space

Guess he realized he couldnt get all of em made lol

[obin_gam]

http://i.imgur.com/13Zvt.jpg

[747]

That is cool. Gaga is awesome! :)

[Figs]

Nice!

*Waits for the haters to come out...*

[Liam_H]

Quite an appropriate character for Lady Gaga.

[Majik1387]

HELL ****ING YES!!!! :wow::atp::wow:

[terry78]

Yeah, this movie will make a lot more than the previous one did on all these crazy casting choices alone.

[Figs]

I'm crossing my fingers hoping she gets naked.

[JP]

Yeah, this movie will make a lot more than the previous one did on all these crazy casting choices alone.

Pretty much. Who was the biggest star in the last one? Lohan?

[Majik1387]

Probably DeNiro.

[Matt Mortem]

How am I not subscribed to this thread? Anyway, I ****ing LOVED the first Machete. Can't wait to see the sequel. I'm a little curious as to the Gaga casting choice, but I felt the same towards casting Lohan and that worked out OK.

[PyroChamber]

http://i.imgur.com/13Zvt.jpgThis is new to me, I didn't even know she was in this movie.

[Majik1387]

One of these days I'm just gonna make a compilation of everyone in this movie, because I'm still just surprised by it. Rodriguez has a way with Hollywood. :up:

[PyroChamber]

One of these days I'm just gonna make a compilation of everyone in this movie, because I'm still just surprised by it. Rodriguez has a way with Hollywood. :up:Well, here's the cast list from Wiki; don't know if it's completely true or not.

Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez
Vanessa Hudgens as Cereza
Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio
Sofía Vergara as Madame Desdemona
Demian Bichir as Mendez
Mel Gibson as Luther Voz
Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera
Michelle Rodriguez as Luz
Alexa Vega as KillJoy
Cuba Gooding Jr. as El Camaleon
Zoe Saldana
Edward James Olmos
Lady Gaga as La Chameleón
Tom Savini as Osiris Amanpour
Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States
William Sadler
Electra and Elise Avellan as Nurse Mona and Nurse Lisa
Samuel Davis as Clebourne
Edgar Arreola as Esteban
Sophia Hoang as Miss Houston
Heaven Elizabeth Fearn as Miss Amarillo

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Holy **** this is some cast, the people RR gets in his movies is crazy, wasnt a huge fan of the first one but really looking forward to this one!

[Laderlappen]

Suddenly curious about this. Gotta watch the first one.

[Silvermoth]

I'm so excited Gaga is in this and she looks fantastic but I wish she didn't wear fur. Even if it's fake, it's just not right.

Still, I'm totally going to see this film now!

[terry78]

Getting Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, and Lady Gaga in your film will already put it on most media radars.

[batboy99]

This movie is just gonna kill it. Such an awesome cast. And now that Gaga is in it, I'm 100x more excited.

[mclay18]

I'm crossing my fingers hoping she gets naked.

She's an attractive chick, but I don't like her tattoos. I'd rather have Sofia Vergara, Alexa Vega or Zoe Saldana showing off.

[Jake Cassidy]

Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Saldana, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega :wow:

The hotness level of this flick if off the ****in' charts.

[Majik1387]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Majik1387/machete_kills_william-sadler.jpg

William Sadler Gets His Own Machete Kills Movie Poster

Posted by Brian Corder On July - 31 - 2012
Check out this kick-ass new movie poster featuring William Sadler as Sheriff Doakes in the upcoming action film “Machete Kills” by director Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, Machete) ands starring Amber Heard (Paranoia, Syrup, The Rum Diary, The Playboy Club), Sofia Vergara (Modern Family, Fading Gigolo, The Smurfs), Mel Gibson (Get The Gringo, The Beaver, Paparazzi), Alexa Vega (The Devil’s Carnival, The Mine, 23 Blast), Charlie Sheen (Anger Management, A Glimps Inside The Mind of Charles Swan III), Jessica Alba (Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, A.C.O.D., Escape From Planet Earth) and Vanessa Hudgens (Journey 2: The Mysterious Island).
Synopsis: The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.http://www.shockya.com/news/2012/07/31/william-sadler-gets-his-own-machete-kills-movie-poster/

[Majik1387]

So I'm watching Extra right now, and apparently Charlie Sheen is playing the U.S. President. I don't know if that was known or not but I didn't know about it.

[Figs]

Holy ****! Had no idea Sadler was in this. Great character actor.

[T"Challa]

I can't be the only one who'd kill to see Robert Rodriguez direct a Deadpool movie..lol..anyway, this cast is something else. I had a blast watching the first movie..looking forward to this.

[mclay18]

Open Road Films has acquired domestic rights to Machete Kills, for an expected wide release in 2013.

http://www.deadline.com/2012/10/open-road-acquires-machete-kills-the-robert-rodriguezdanny-trejo-sequel/#more-356333

[bullets]

Holy ****! Had no idea Sadler was in this. Great character actor.


He also has a role in Iron Man 3

[Figs]

He also has a role in Iron Man 3

Nice!

[Jake Cassidy]

http://moviehole.net/img/machetekills.jpg (http://moviehole.net/img/machetekills.jpg)

[terry78]

I keep saying Gaga is not too shabby underneath all that rigamaroll she puts on.

[bullets]

That's Amber Heard. Gaga does look decent under all the craziness though :up:

[terry78]

Oh, damn. I forgot Heard was in this.

[Figs]

http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/173540-alexa-vega-dons-bikini-and-chaps-in-a-new-image-from-machete-kills

http://i46.tinypic.com/2q366ow.jpg

[DarkSovereignty]

I'll, um...be in my bunk.

[Majik1387]

Sexy.

Also, she fills out that costume better than Alba did.

EDIT: Also did not notice Antonio Banderas joined the cast! :up:

[Figs]

I'll, um...be in my bunk.

:funny:

[DOG LIPS]

http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/173540-alexa-vega-dons-bikini-and-chaps-in-a-new-image-from-machete-kills

http://i46.tinypic.com/2q366ow.jpg

:wow::hrt::exp:

[Van Petrol]

I didn't realise she was the girl from Spy Kids. My goodness! :wow:

[Lencho01]

Bigger...

http://collider.com/alexa-vega-machete-kills-image/209429/

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/alexa-vega-machete-kills1.jpg

She's embracing her sexuality. Got no problems with that...

http://collider.com/alexa-vega-machete-kills/191810/

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/alexa-vega-machete-kills.jpg

[Matt Mortem]

http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/173540-alexa-vega-dons-bikini-and-chaps-in-a-new-image-from-machete-kills

http://i46.tinypic.com/2q366ow.jpg

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lip_licker.gif

[jmc]

http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/173540-alexa-vega-dons-bikini-and-chaps-in-a-new-image-from-machete-kills

http://i46.tinypic.com/2q366ow.jpg

Well she's certainly....grown up.........and nicely. :hehe:

[Spideyfan93]

Wa...wa...wawa...wawaweewaa.

O my gah.

Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa

DING!

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

I'll, um...be in my bunk.

Ha ha classic Jayne Cobb!

On side note though, WOW has that girl grown up!

[Gianakin_]

I like the casting in this movie.

[TheDreamMaster]

Bigger...

http://collider.com/alexa-vega-machete-kills-image/209429/

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/alexa-vega-machete-kills1.jpg

She's embracing her sexuality. Got no problems with that...

http://collider.com/alexa-vega-machete-kills/191810/

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/alexa-vega-machete-kills.jpg
You gotta admit though, if Machete gets with that in the film, it has the potential for all kinds of awkwardness.

[Lencho01]

You gotta admit though, if Machete gets with that in the film, it has the potential for all kinds of awkwardness.

Agreed...

5lqvuMwYODI

[jaymes_e06]

Bigger...

http://collider.com/alexa-vega-machete-kills-image/209429/

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/alexa-vega-machete-kills1.jpg

She's embracing her sexuality. Got no problems with that...

http://collider.com/alexa-vega-machete-kills/191810/

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/alexa-vega-machete-kills.jpg

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lip_licker.gif

Soo ,umm... Can I have your number? Can I? Have it?

[Terminator]

I'd SPY on her Kids!

Wait..I mean...:dry:

That line was almost as creepy as Rodriguez perving on his child actors. What if Spielberg directed Poison Ivy? What if?

[terry78]

RR got no shame in his game, and I don't blame him. I used to watch Spy Kids, but **** it.

[PyroChamber]

^Hell, look at his nieces

[747]

You all know that every person you find hot has once been a kid right?

Speaking of this movie, the thing that interest me the most is Gaga's cinematic acting debut. Big Gaga fan here. :)

[Liam_H]

Well yea but thats not really the same as saying "Oh yea I used to babysit all the time when she was 10 but now we're dating".

[jaymes_e06]

Well yea but thats not really the same as saying "Oh yea I used to babysit all the time when she was 10 but now we're dating".
More like I used to babysit now I'm shooting this porn with her in it. :o

[TheAQU4M4N]

isn't mel gibson in this?

[Majik1387]

Yep, he is.

[CGHulk]

Bigger...
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/alexa-vega-machete-kills1.jpg[/IMG]
http://i.imgur.com/tWs0V.jpg

[matrix_ghost]

Well yea but thats not really the same as saying "Oh yea I used to babysit all the time when she was 10 but now we're dating".

Preach brotha.
Here in holland they often show reruns of "The Nanny".
Although it's not my favorite show , from time to time i used to watch it. That little girl playing in the show also has a role in "Californication"
There's a scene were she's riding Duchovny's character....topless.
All i can say is that i felt really bad watching that scene.


Thank god i've never watched the SPy Kids movies so there isn't really any moral guilt there :hehe:

[Octoberist]

Well, not to add more fuel to the fire, but I also thought it was..to put it lightly, uncomfortable, on how Robert Rod sexualizes his twin nieces.

[matrix_ghost]

I hope they keep Machete's sex theme.
Loved that 70's porn music :awesome:

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

^Same here, hope we get a lot more nakedness as well, especially with the women in this movie!

[zeptron]

I hope they keep Machete's sex theme.
Loved that 70's porn music :awesome:

Is that the one where to goes "Machete, Machete, Machete, Machete"?

[matrix_ghost]

Is that the one where to goes "Machete, Machete, Machete, Machete"?

Naah it's this one

3FaBqELQFC0

[DrDoom]

Well, not to add more fuel to the fire, but I also thought it was..to put it lightly, uncomfortable, on how Robert Rod sexualizes his twin nieces.
How?:huh:

[Rowsdower!]

Man, it's so uncomfortable for me to look at that picture. I mean yes, she's certainly hot, but... I can remember when she was a kid. So I almost feel guilty for being attracted to her now. Ugh, that is the weirdest feeling in the world.

[Majik1387]

How?:huh:
Have you not seen them as the skanky babysitter twins in Planet Terror, bar floozies in Death Proof, and skanky nurses in Machete?

[Project862006]

:oldrazz:
http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/mar13/machete-kills-sofia-vergara.jpg

[Gianakin_]

Is that official? RR bores me.

[*Whiplash*]

Looks pretty official.

Machete was alright, but enough of this 'Grindhouse' crap already.

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

That poster is hilarious! I hope this is better than the first movie though, that didnt quite live up to the original trailer for me.

[def28]

Haha Awesome! Reminds me of the drill bra in Machine Girl.

[terry78]

It's obviously a little inside gag regarding Vergera's massiveness.

[PyroChamber]

Is there any movie Sofia Vergara won't star in? Hell, she was in Soul Plane.

[Donnie Darko]

That was before Modern Family, though, right?

[PyroChamber]

^Yeah.

[Sawyer]

:oldrazz:
http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/mar13/machete-kills-sofia-vergara.jpg

God, she's hot as hell. :o

[PyroChamber]

Good thing she is hot, because I can't stand hearing her talk.

[gwynplaine]

Beautiful older woman.

[Sawyer]

Good thing she is hot, because I can't stand hearing her talk.

I haven't been able to decide whether I find her voice to be annoying or a turn-on.

[terry78]

Her mispronunciation is classic.

[DrDoom]

It's obviously a little inside gag regarding Vergera's massiveness.
:dry:

[jonathancrane]

Interesting reference to Austin Powers.

[Majik1387]

While the most notable, Austin Powers was not the first to use a body part as a position for a gun. From Dusk Til Dawn predates Austin Powers with the penis pistol; which to me seems like a more viable reference than Austin Powers' fembots.

[jonathancrane]

I have not seen From Dusk Til Dawn, sadly; but, I suspected there was a longer history of bodies as weapons. That was the first association that sprang to mind, sadly; but, considering Rodriguez's involvement with the film, that cements the association with the correct source (From Dusk TIll Dawn).