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01-17-2012, 10:33 PM
Simple post a word you never use and the next person tries to use it in a sentence and posts one they never use and so on. :yay:
01-17-2012, 10:52 PM
I've had a rather peculiar fun day today.
01-17-2012, 11:07 PM
The cat in the back alley of that Arby's sure is preggers.
01-17-2012, 11:32 PM
A man was beaten to death by a kaleidoscope.
01-17-2012, 11:40 PM
The hot chick with that tattoo sure knows how to swivel her hips.
01-18-2012, 12:07 AM
What are you, daft or something ... and take that daffodil out of you hair.
01-18-2012, 12:11 AM
The raconteur on Home Improvement was my favorite character.
01-18-2012, 04:56 AM
If it is not corporeal, it is not subject to division or change. (Alright, so I stole that one from the internet, but I don't even know what the word means :funny:)
01-18-2012, 11:22 AM
(Hence, why I never use it. :))
The five-year-old was petulant when he discovered he was getting a shot at the doctor's office.
01-18-2012, 12:00 PM
The automotan is vacuuming the living room at the moment.
01-18-2012, 12:26 PM
(This game is becoming far too educational.)
The homesick girl from Austin, Texas is being austintatious.
The two, ostentatious archeologists are having sex in the back of that Camaro.
01-18-2012, 04:35 PM
OMG, it's a tumor, a malignant tumor.
01-18-2012, 07:56 PM
I feel so chargined when my grandmother unknowingly makes homophobic comments.
01-18-2012, 11:20 PM
I went to the solarium to get a tan.
01-18-2012, 11:27 PM
I used a harpoon to catch a whale.
01-18-2012, 11:46 PM
I watched Platoon with my buddies from the platoon on my pontoon boat while we were marooned from the monsoon.
01-19-2012, 12:47 AM
The centrifugal Separatists were tired of the Republic.
01-19-2012, 01:16 AM
The river meanders through the valley.
01-19-2012, 01:57 AM
I shall fetch the unmentionables in your hall closet.
01-19-2012, 04:54 PM
The precipice looks really dangerous from this viewpoint.
Absolutely (I can't stand this word) :D
01-19-2012, 08:32 PM
I absolutely can't stand this word either.
01-19-2012, 10:17 PM
Lady Gaga patented the term, "disco stick" for her official line of dildos.
01-20-2012, 04:08 PM
Moist and delicious, isn't that what they say?
01-21-2012, 12:01 AM
Not sure moist and delicious are apropos terms for dildos but to each their own. Different strokes for different folks (badabing!)
01-21-2012, 06:46 AM
The price of the mint-condition toy was quite cumulative over the years.
01-22-2012, 09:37 PM
With solar activity on par with past years, it would appear our beloved heliosphere will remain for a while longer.
01-23-2012, 10:28 AM
Eigenvalue is found in matrix factorization.
01-23-2012, 03:44 PM
Having oral sex in the parking lot of a Radiohead concert is most ignoble.
01-23-2012, 09:34 PM
The captain and I found ourselves at a stalemate as neither of is had a viable plan for overtaking the other.
01-23-2012, 09:34 PM
Playing checkers was fun until we reached a stalemate.
Sit up straight and use good posture.
01-23-2012, 09:41 PM
The gentleman seemed almost magnanimous as he struted across the post with toilet paper attached to his shoe.
01-23-2012, 11:06 PM
A group of people will coalesce and state their political views.
01-24-2012, 02:23 PM
I'm not much of an osculator when it comes to romance.
01-24-2012, 09:18 PM
His rhetoric was an utter spool of lies.
01-25-2012, 11:29 AM
Ms. Fitzgerald was a gregarious hostess when it came to her lavish social gatherings.
01-25-2012, 02:37 PM
I received an amorous letter from a guy I hardly know.
01-25-2012, 04:39 PM
In daylight, the vampires languish in the shade away from humans.
01-25-2012, 04:40 PM
My last girlfriend was a total berk.
01-25-2012, 09:52 PM
After realizing the sensation emanating from her clitoris, she decided that although the night's conversation was atrocious it was not a total loss.
01-25-2012, 10:07 PM
The cell membrane separates the inners of the cell from the outside.
01-26-2012, 09:54 PM
A valiant effort for sure but alas, you will not convince me to overcome my desire for M&M's.
01-27-2012, 04:42 PM
A valiant effort for sure but alas, I shall add the word for us. :)
01-27-2012, 05:02 PM
George Lucas constantly remaking Star Wars is asinine.
01-27-2012, 05:19 PM
I believe the villian in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective had a mangina.
01-27-2012, 05:26 PM
A radiator was installed in front of my house's baseboard.
01-27-2012, 10:52 PM
Unfortunately for my last post, my brain was able to ovulate enough to give a questionably witty reply but dried up before submitting the next word.
01-28-2012, 10:54 AM
Damn, coffee really mucks with the ol' Lymphatic system when you drink and laugh at the same time!
01-28-2012, 05:38 PM
I heard the drug Plavix is supposed to help prevent thrombosis.
01-30-2012, 10:39 AM
Bill is the liaison for this department.
01-30-2012, 02:50 PM
The world is so very belligerent.
01-30-2012, 03:48 PM
My customer was ambiguous when describing what was required, now I'm just lost as to what to do.
01-30-2012, 06:22 PM
Dont' quote me on this, but wasn't Felionus Monk the musical director for Thundercats? :awesome:
Wearing clown shoes and a bathrobe to the mall is a felonious clothing offense.
01-31-2012, 09:16 PM
I learned how to play a single ratamacue on my new drum.
02-04-2012, 09:31 AM
After being struck in the head repeatedly, his thoughts and his eyes were rendered askew. Now he sees in threes and thinks in thirds.
02-04-2012, 12:59 PM
Not sure how it happened but apparently the Rocket Racer had the plurality of votes in a 'Bestest Spiderman Villain EVER' contest. Ok...whatevs!
02-07-2012, 03:38 AM
People should adjudicate the quality of all films after viewing them.
02-09-2012, 04:49 AM
She was a neophyte about to enter on a higher grade of initiation.
02-09-2012, 01:48 PM
Basically all Heavy Metal videos should have: A: Scantily-clad babes, B: random moments of defenestration and C: scantily-clad babes performing random acts of defenestration.
02-12-2012, 12:33 PM
My math model was top notch, it had viscous AND coulomb friction!
03-02-2012, 04:17 PM
The woman was discombobulated by so many admirers.
03-02-2012, 04:47 PM
My focus was thrown askew as blarring horns shouted imminent doom.
03-02-2012, 04:51 PM
Obfuscate email addresses when forwarding the message.
03-03-2012, 04:59 PM
After petting my cat I was overcome with feelings of lassitude.
03-04-2012, 09:36 AM
I want you to extrapolate the numbers for me.
03-04-2012, 06:38 PM
So...is it a bad thing that at the party the other night I totally turned into a cheeto monger?
03-04-2012, 10:14 PM
I am cognizant of your sense of humor.
03-04-2012, 10:55 PM
Most politicians are prevaricators.
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