70 year old virgin says she's ready for love

[Mistah K88]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/70-old-virgin-says-she-finally-ready-love-195206620.html

"Nothing like waiting until the meat is rotten to serve it up."

So basically this lady is a cabaret dancer (stripper) and a virgin...I don't believe it.

[BrollySupersj]

I stop at 50.

[Boom]

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/Pam3.jpg
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/44/guy_screaming.gif

[Kane52630]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2qddgfn.jpg

[Manic]

"Sock it to me!"

[bullets]

I found a candidate

http://buenojoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mr_six_old_guy_lg.jpg

[Lencho01]

The most popular comment at the article was great.

[BrollySupersj]

The most popular comment at the article was great.

There was an episode of Rescue Me that had that exact same situation.

[TheWiseGuy487]

Eh, for 70 years old, she doesn't look that bad. Looks better than most other people her age.

[Lencho01]

There was an episode of Rescue Me that had that exact same situation.

:funny:

[Mike_D202]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n28/MikeD202/2elvbiejpg-1.gif

[Pink Ranger]

http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff363/secondhandemotion/tumblr_lgzfe97nRE1qziz5l.gif

[JJJ's Ulcer]

http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/92.jpg

[Schlosser85]

I highly doubt she's a virgin.

And judging by her pic, if she is, she's gonna stay that way.

[Raiden]

She might get lucky...

...if she can find a guy who is really REALLY drunk. :funny:

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The only upside of banging a really old broad is the experience she's accumulated over a lifetime of sex. She won't even have that. She'll have the wrinkles of a 70 year old and the experience and nervousness of a 16 year old. Double ugh.

[ThePowerCosmic]

She should be ready for death.

[Scourge2099]

Eh, for 70 years old, she doesn't look that bad. Looks better than most other people her age.
I agree. She doesn't look that bad for her age. I wouldn't hit that , but it's not like she looks like dog crap either.

[Mistah K88]

Now now gentlemen and ladies, I'm sure her booty is still good, you could go ahead and check out the expiration date on it.

[Figs]

I found a candidate

http://buenojoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mr_six_old_guy_lg.jpg

Maybe if she was a lesbian. From what I remember reading, that dude is really a girl. :yay:

[HisMagicTrick]

If this woman is able to lose her virginity before I do, I think I'll have to kill myself.

[Manic]

If this woman is able to lose her virginity before I do, I think I'll have to kill myself.

If you make it past 70, you might not have to wait that long before nature does it for you.

[El Payaso]

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m387/mrbungle_08/basura/luthor.jpg

[Wolfwood]

Honestly? I'd do it. She doesn't look that bad for 70. I could put it on my resume.

EDIT: Nevermind, she wants to get married first. Now she's being too picky. :o

[Spider-Aziz]

:funny:

http://forum.mn66.com/imgcache2/584574.gif
This one doesn't look bad for a 90 years old, and she wouldn't mind having another young husband.
Accept her challenge

[Samuel Jackson]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/70-old-virgin-says-she-finally-ready-love-195206620.html

"Nothing like waiting until the meat is rotten to serve it up."

So basically this lady is a cabaret dancer (stripper) and a virgin...I don't believe it.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vpe6kM5a1qgbzz5.gif