The Official Justice League Caption Thread

[LibidoLoca]

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SUPERMAN: So they're making a Justice League movie?

BATMAN: Trying...

SUPERMAN: It'll never get off the ground.

BATMAN: Like your movie.

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JOY: Oh snap!

[LibidoLoca]

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SUPERMAN: I hope they use solo films to introduce the lesser known members of the league.

BATMAN: Yeah, the general public doesn't really know everyone else besides us.

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WONDER WOMAN: Yeah the general public really knows us.

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BATMAN: Yep, they really know you, Diana. :whatever:

[LibidoLoca]

PRE-GREEN LANTERN:

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HAL: Hey guys I heard I'm getting a movie.

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WALLY: That's awesome!

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DIANA: Great job, Hal!


POST-GREEN LANTERN:

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HAL: Hey guys it's me Hal!

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DIANA & WALLY: Who?

[Panthro]

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SUPERMAN: "We Shall Be The Fellowship Of The Ring!"
FLASH: "Great! Where are we going?"

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HAL: "Okay look I know my film had its faults but it still wasn't anywhere near as bad those Michael Bay Transformer films!"

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WALLY: "Hey at least you got a movie! And you still get to exist in the comics!"

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DIANA: "Hey, I'd kill to have my own movie! I can't even get a TV show off the ground in this day and age! Cult characters like Hellboy get two movies while I have to settle for popping up in animation from time to time! How do you think that makes me feel?!"


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SUPERMAN: "You can have a reference in my upcoming film... if you sell me your marriage."
WALL-FLASH: "Do I look like Spider-Man to you?!"

[LibidoLoca]

:funny:


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REPORTER: This is Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa here, reporting at the "Save the Oceans" rally led by famously harrassed superhero Aquaman. Recently, Aquaman gave a heroic speech about how dynamite wielding fisherman are destroying coral reefs and causing harm to the environment.

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AQUAMAN: ... Thank you. Now is there any questions.

TRICIA: Aquaman! Is it true that your mother abandoned you on a coral reef when you were a baby?!?

AQUAMAN: Wait... wha--

TRICIA: Is it also true that your step brother was neglected as a child vanished only to return with amnesia as the supervillain Ocean Master?!?

AQUAMAN: Well, that's fam--

TRICIA: And is it also true that you are currently working for whaling companies by using your telepathic abilities to lure unsuspecting whales to their doom?

AQUAMAN: Okay, I have a question for you. Where are you getting this information?

REPORTER: Hey she's asking the questions here!

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CLARK: Uh, I mean uh... Up, up and away!

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[Spider-Kurt!]

That's funny Loca!

Off subject a little...
I just hope Martian Manhunter doesn't end up like Beast or Gambit in the X-Men movies in that both characters were considered from the get go for each movie until finally showing up in somewhat disappointing roles.

[Panthro]

:funny:


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REPORTER: This is Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa here, reporting at the "Save the Oceans" rally led by famously harrassed superhero Aquaman. Recently, Aquaman gave a heroic speech about how dynamite wielding fisherman are destroying coral reefs and causing harm to the environment.

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AQUAMAN: ... Thank you. Now is there any questions.

TRICIA: Aquaman! Is it true that your mother abandoned you on a coral reef when you were a baby?!?

AQUAMAN: Wait... wha--

TRICIA: Is it also true that your step brother was neglected as a child vanished only to return with amnesia as the supervillain Ocean Master?!?

AQUAMAN: Well, that's fam--

TRICIA: And is it also true that you are currently working for whaling companies by using your telepathic abilities to lure unsuspecting whales to their doom?

AQUAMAN: Okay, I have a question for you. Where are you getting this information?

REPORTER: Hey she's asking the questions here!

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CLARK: Uh, I mean uh... Up, up and away!

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Hehehehehe

[LibidoLoca]

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DINAH: Why can't I be a founding member in the Justice League?

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SUPERMAN: It's sort of a guys only title.

DINAH: But Diana--

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BATMAN: Have you actually met Diana?

[LibidoLoca]

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DINAH: So you trying to get with Bruce again?

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DIANA: Yeah, is Ollie taking you out?

DINAH: Yep.

DIANA: Hey, do you think we're promoting a negative image for women if we are just chasing after and dating hunky, playboy billionaires?

DINAH: No, that's silly. Unless you think our sex appeal, form fitting outfits and physiques are promoting unhealthy body image goal which young girls will try to acquire through dangerous means.

DIANA: Nah, I doubt that.

[Panthro]

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DIANA: "So... we'll keep this just between us, right?"

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DINAH: "Right." [thinking] "I am SOOOOOOOOOO gonna blackmail her with this..."

[LibidoLoca]

:hehe:

[LibidoLoca]

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HAYLEY: I am Wonder Woman!

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GEMMA: I am Wonder Woman!

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LYNN: I am Wonder Woman!

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BRIDGET: I am Wonder Woman!

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CHRISTINA: I am Wonder Woman!

VOICE: NO!

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MICHAEL: I AM WONDER WOMAN!

[Panthro]

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HAYLEY: I am Wonder Woman!

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GEMMA: I am Wonder Woman!

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LYNN: I am Wonder Woman!

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BRIDGET: I am Wonder Woman!

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CHRISTINA: I am Wonder Woman!

VOICE: NO!

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MICHAEL: I AM WONDER WOMAN!

Hehehehehehe

And thanks.

All this other stuff's funny, but I can't think of a good gag at the moment.

[az824]

Hehehee to libidolocas post haha

[LibidoLoca]

Thanks guys!

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SUPERMAN: So you and Diana...

BATMAN: Clark it was a one time thing, we were drunk, it was after we defeated Savage. it didn't mean anything...

SUPERMAN: Don't lie to me Bruce, if you want us to end just say it! Just say it! *flies off*

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WONDER WOMAN: Are you sure he's going to be okay...

BATMAN: He'll come around...

[LibidoLoca]

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DIANA: Hey Dinah, I have this strange mark on my back and I was wondering maybe you would like to take a look at it.

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DINAH: Sure Diana, what are friends for.

*Diana removes towel*

DINAH: Oh is that it.

DIANA: No it's a birthmark.

DINAH: Well, I don't see what you're talking about-- Hey is that a new bra?

DIANA: Yeah, it's silk. It's very soft. You wanna feel? Oh I also got matching underwear...

DINAH: You call that itty-bitty thing underwear?

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*Both gasp*

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DINAH: PEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVV!!!

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SUPERMAN: Heh, betcha wish you had x-ray vision then.

BATMAN: Shut it.

[Panthro]

Hehehe, funny stuff guys.

[LibidoLoca]

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OLLIE: Alright so let's get down to business.

DINAH: Oh please, y'know I'm just a tease during holidays and weekends.

OLLIE: But it's my birthday.

DINAH: Which I count as a holiday.

[LibidoLoca]

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to Superhero Idol! Now your host the guy who ISN'T Ryan Seacrest!

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BRIAN: That's Brian Dunkleman! Anyway, I begrudginly, welcome you back to Superhero Idol where our contestants will be competing for a spot in the Justice League movie. Now here's our contestants!

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MARTIAN MANHUNTER!

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CYBORG!

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BLACK CANARY!

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GREEN ARROW!

AND

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AQUAMAN!

AQUAMAN: Wait! I thought I already was in the film.

BRIAN: Sorry, due to your hate by the GA you will have to prove yourself marketable again!

AQUAMAN: Da fu--

BRIAN: Previously, our pristine judges watched as our contestants duked it out by performing tricks with their special abilities all the while singing a song from our prestigous music catalogue.

J'onn performed an uplifting duet with himself of 'Ebony & Ivory'. Here's what the judges had to say:

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DIANA: Honey, you look darling tonight. I love what you're wearing. But I felt this performance wasn't your color. You have to find that special crayon in the box and embrace it. And make that dazzling rainbow that is your performance.

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CLARK: It was a little pitchy, but you did your thang, dawg!

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BRUCE: That was utterly pathetic, you form a second head and yet you cannot even harmonize. And look how fat you look, doesn't he look fat! You're just pathetic.

BRIAN: I can't believe I gave up AI for this...

DINAH: I can't believe these idiots are in this film...

[MarvelKnight]

hahaha

[LibidoLoca]

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WB: Go my Dark Knight. Find the percise specimens to destroy our enemies.

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BATMAN: Azzz yoooouuu wisssshhhh my masssstttterrrrrr.

WB: Do not fail me. Your old master tried to take you away from me, but the force was in our favor.

BATMAN: Yeeeesss mmmmy ooooold mmmmasteeeerrr...

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[LibidoLoca]

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DINAH: For the last time we are not Black Widow and Hawkeye!

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OLLIE: Yeah those guys wish they were as cool as us.

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

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DINAH: For the last time we are not Black Widow and Hawkeye!

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OLLIE: Yeah those guys wish they were as cool as us.

Oh the irony...

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AQUAMAN: "No matter what happens, the ring must go to Mordor."

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WONDER WOMAN: "You have my sword."

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GREEN ARROW: "And you have my bow."

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SUPERMAN: "And my axe."


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SUPERMAN: "Excuse me, but would you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity, the way your knuckles crunch when you smashed them into my face. It's poetry in motion."
WONDER WOMAN: "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."

[LibidoLoca]

:applaud

[LibidoLoca]

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WB: The ring must be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.

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HAL: Hey! That's my ring! Are you guys trying to get rid of me?

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BRUCE: Nooozzz. Of cooouuurrrrse noooot.

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CLARK: Yeah Hal, that movie flop has you paranoid.

[Panthro]

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WB: The ring must be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.

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HAL: Hey! That's my ring! Are you guys trying to get rid of me?

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BRUCE: Nooozzz. Of cooouuurrrrse noooot.

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CLARK: Yeah Hal, that movie flop has you paranoid.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

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SUPERMAN: "Really? Joe Quesada thinks no acterss in Hollywood can properly play Ms. Marvel?"
BATMAN: "Pfft, what do you expect from the guy who okayed Carlie Cooper, the character named after his daughter, as Spider-Man's temporary new love interest?"

[LibidoLoca]

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PROFESSOR: Good News Everyone! We made it two pages of this thread with only minor indiscretion.

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DIANA: YEAH! Who's up for some debauchary. Let's have good ole fashion founding member orgy.

GUYS: YEAH!!!... wait *looks around*... no.

[LibidoLoca]

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CLARK: I don't know guys they've been apart of my costume since forever.

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BARRY: Hey c'mon I didn't have them and Hal...

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HAL: Yeah they're outdated just take 'em off.

CLARK: But Bruce--

BARRY: Got rid of them in his first movie with Burton.

CLARK: Yeah, but J'onn--

HAL: Wears a black body suit.

CLARK: Diana--

BARRY: Looks really good in her star spangled swimsuit.

CLARK: What if people notice and think I look too exposed.

HAL: Let 'em! If they wanna look or have problem with it that's there hang up.

CLARK: Well, okay, then.

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BARRY: There ya go!

NARRATOR: PEER PRESSURE THE REAL REASON WHY THE TRUNKS ARE GONE... This message brought to you by TLC (Trunks Liberation Coalition).

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SUSAN: Hello I'm Susan Sarandon. If you know a superhero who's being pressured in changing his or her costume. Don't just watch, help. By calling 1-800-555-TRUNKS.

They've saved you. Don't you think it's time for you to save them?

[Panthro]

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CLARK: I don't know guys they've been apart of my costume since forever.

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BARRY: Hey c'mon I didn't have them and Hal...

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HAL: Yeah they're outdated just take 'em off.

CLARK: But Bruce--

BARRY: Got rid of them in his first movie with Burton.

CLARK: Yeah, but J'onn--

HAL: Wears a black body suit.

CLARK: Diana--

BARRY: Looks really good in her star spangled swimsuit.

CLARK: What if people notice and think I look too exposed.

HAL: Let 'em! If they wanna look or have problem with it that's there hang up.

CLARK: Well, okay, then.

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BARRY: There ya go!

NARRATOR: PEER PRESSURE THE REAL REASON WHY THE TRUNKS ARE GONE... This message brought to you by TLC (Trunks Liberation Coalition).

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SUSAN: Hello I'm Susan Sarandon. If you know a superhero who's being pressured in changing his or her costume. Don't just watch, help. By calling 1-800-555-TRUNKS.

They've saved you. Don't you think it's time for you to save them?

I'd use multiple laughing emoticons but there's probably not enough space with the pics already there so I'll just say: Bwahahahahaha, brilliant!

(Note: that's actually Wally as the Flash, not Barry)

[Panthro]

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SUPERMAN: "So what if I wear armor now? There could be a Kryptonite bullet out there with my name on it ya know!"

[LibidoLoca]

I'd use multiple laughing emoticons but there's probably not enough space with the pics already there so I'll just say: Bwahahahahaha, brilliant!

(Note: that's actually Wally as the Flash, not Barry)
:doh: Good to know, by the way did Barry even appear in the Timmverse?

EDIT: Google says no.

[LibidoLoca]

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WONDER WOMAN: Behold my sword!

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SUPERMAN: Maybe later you would like to see my sword.

WONDER WOMAN: Maybe later I'll bring my sword, so we can have a sword fight.

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[LibidoLoca]

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BRUCE: Go my Justice League the Brotherhood must be stop.

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CLARK: First we're not your Justice League we only stay in touch cause we're friends. Second, who's the Brotherhood, and third how are you communicating with us telepathically?

BRUCE: Oh I have J'onn here so I can talk to you guys.

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J'ONN: Yes, apparently I'm so useless for actual missions that I'm stuck here playing at home nurse.

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DIANA: Wait a minute, are we in an X-Men parody?

BRUCE: No of course not.

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AQUAMAN: Then who's the Brotherhood?

BRUCE: The Brotherhood of Marvel. They have a billion-dollar superhero team franchise. We must band together to stop them.

DIANA: No I still think this is a lame attempt at a X-Men parody.

BRUCE: It isn't now let me use Cereb-- I mean the Batcave computer to find their location.

CLARK: Do you guys miss the days before Bruce went senile?

J'ONN: And incontinent.

[Panthro]

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WONDER WOMAN: Behold my sword!

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SUPERMAN: Maybe later you would like to see my sword.

WONDER WOMAN: Maybe later I'll bring my sword, so we can have a sword fight.

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Hehehehehe

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WONDER WOMAN: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
SUPERMAN: "But of course you are."
WONDER WOMAN: "Plenty O'Toole."
SUPERMAN: "Named after your father perhaps?"

[LibidoLoca]

:hehe:

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BRIDGET: See I have a costume, c'mon WB sign me already!

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WB: We don't want it...

BRIDGET: But--

WB: Nope.

BRIDGET: But I can--

WB: Eh.

BRIDGET: But I--

WB: Shhh! My Dark Knight shall show you out.

http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/THE-DARK-KNIGHT.jpeg
BATMAN: Cooooommme wiiiithhh mmmmeee miiiisss.

[LibidoLoca]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57887/theflash/images/e/e2/Wally_West_JLU-1.jpg
WALLY: Just watch I'll get my own movie with a big movie star playing me. Maybe Ryan Reynolds. Only he can capture my charm and brooding sexiness.

http://images.wikia.com/greenlantern/images/9/9c/001HalJordanJLU_02.png
HAL: Right and my movie will flop.

[Panthro]

Funny stuff L

[Llama_Shepherd]

:doh: Good to know, by the way did Barry even appear in the Timmverse?

EDIT: Google says no.

I like to think the Flash that appeared in S:TAS was Barry, who is replaced by Wally for JL.

[Panthro]

I like to think the Flash that appeared in S:TAS was Barry, who is replaced by Wally for JL.

I'm afraid the Flash who showed up in that episode of Superman can't be Barry for the simple fact that his behavior was clearly modeled on Wally's behavior from the early part of his tenure as the Flash - arrogant, immature, hitting on the nearest beautiful woman, that's just not Barry.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
WALLY: Remember when you used to have a successful film franchise?

CLARK: Remember when you used to exist?

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
WALLY: Two of the world's fastest men alive in a foot race around the world. How impressive is that!?!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/17/article-2189491-146635B0000005DC-408_634x492.jpg
MCKAYLA: I'm not impressed.

[LibidoLoca]

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Ryan-Reynolds-Hal-Jordan-Green-Lantern-570x3801.jpg
HAL: Soon my precious, soon the world will want us again.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-x0cm9p9dJDM/UAAqLUVsbKI/AAAAAAAAKDE/cOuYhABlXA8/s1600/1.jpg
CLARK: Hal, who are you talking to?

HAL: Hey can't a guy have some personal time with his ring.

http://www.lostinthemultiplex.com/images/christian_bale_bruce_wayne.jpg
BRUCE: Hey whatever you do with your ring is your business. I don't wanna hear about it.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
WALLY: Remember when you used to have a successful film franchise?

CLARK: Remember when you used to exist?

OUCH. :hehe:

The Olympics jab is funny too.

Figures my Photobucket page isn't working at the moment.

[LibidoLoca]

KATHERYN: You want me to play Black Canary?!? Well all I have to say to that is...

http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Katheryn-Winnick-1.jpg
How's this!

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.jasonchuang.com/images/soep22.jpg
DIANA: You two with your bullet proof body armor and ability to phase through solid objects get behind me. My small bracelets will protect us!

[Panthro]

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Ryan-Reynolds-Hal-Jordan-Green-Lantern-570x3801.jpg
HAL: Soon my precious, soon the world will want us again.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-x0cm9p9dJDM/UAAqLUVsbKI/AAAAAAAAKDE/cOuYhABlXA8/s1600/1.jpg
CLARK: Hal, who are you talking to?

HAL: Hey can't a guy have some personal time with his ring.

http://www.lostinthemultiplex.com/images/christian_bale_bruce_wayne.jpg
BRUCE: Hey whatever you do with your ring is your business. I don't wanna hear about it.
Hehehehehe

Gotta love that WW bracelet Gag.

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/justice-league_510x7841.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm telling you it's insane - once upon a time they introduced Cat Grant as a potential alternative love interest to Lois Lane but they never really did anything with her. They just erased my marriage to Lois from existence and I'm back to just pining for her and only her. I mean don't me wrong I like her and all but what's the point of ripping me and Lois apart if we can't play the field?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Man's world continues to puzzle me."

[LibidoLoca]

:funny:

[Panthro]

:funny:

Thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03-1.jpg
BATMAN: "We get the first Blu-Rays of Avengers! We and we alone!"

[LibidoLoca]

Your Welcome. :fhm:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03-1.jpg
BATMAN: Now after hunching over you want to talk in a gravelly voice that no one really understands, for example, "WHEREZZZZ TEH TRIGGGGEEERRR!!!"

WONDER WOMAN: Man's world continues to puzzle me.

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2009/08/palpatine_edit.jpg
WB: So Miss Germanotta what makes you believe you will be able to direct this project?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d8btW72X4B8/TWIALLFRDJI/AAAAAAAAAWE/vnjWaxhsiz0/s1600/lady-gaga-interview-on-radi.png
GAGA: Because I have the vision and artistry to pull off a project of this grandure. My catchy beats and timeless fashion sense will keep it fresh in people's minds for generations.

For example, Wonder Woman's costume, I shall replace her main suit with a polar bear fur lined corset. Then replace the gold breastplate and belt with police tape. Then make her silver bracelets out of Lady Schick razors. Add spikes and stiletto heels to her boots and paint them blood red. Finally, I will replace the gaudy tiara with a lobster head ornament with peacock feathers coming out of the sides.

WB: Mm-hmm. And what about the film itself?

GAGA: Picture this, we fade in on a close up of Wonder Woman riding on a unicorn with a trail of glitter behind her. Then we see her jump off, screaming and crying frantically as she destroys a box of cereal. Finally, she decapitates the unicorn. Blood and glitter spew forth from its neck. Enter Black Canary who eyes Wonder Woman. They fight wrestling each other upside down in unicorn blood as glitter and sparks rain down from the heavens above.

Cut to me being sold as a piece of meat in a meat suit at a sex auction. Behind me are monitors showing images of a unicorn, diamonds and a burning cross. Then show beds all around me with the male members of the league fondling each other and dancing around me in BDSM versions of their costumes. We dance and then mermaids with crutches come out of bathtubs with butterflies all around.

Finally, I join Wonder Woman and Black Canary in the unicorn blood where I will say "walk, walk, fashion baby" over and over again. Then we make out and dance some more.

Of course my new song will be playing in the background which shall be the anthem and the voice for the next generation of little monsters. All of this will roughly be a three hour cut and a special six hour extended edition will be on sale for DVD and available on YouTube.

WB: And how much will all this cost?

GAGA: About a billion dollars, I want everything to be authentic and you know how much it is to genetically create unicorns. Genius!

NARRATOR: Lady Gaga, genius or crazy, you decide at gaga4jl.com. This message brought to by the LMJLA (Little Monsters for the Justice League of America).

GAGA: And I will repeatedly say "eh" at the end of every lyric in the chorus.
[Singing] Superhero, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... Superhero, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh....

[Panthro]

Your Welcome. :fhm:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03-1.jpg
BATMAN: Now after hunching over you want to talk in a gravelly voice that no one really understands, for example, "WHEREZZZZ TEH TRIGGGGEEERRR!!!"

WONDER WOMAN: Man's world continues to puzzle me.
Hehehehehehehe

For all you David Lynch/Frank Herbert fans -

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/46475/2531466-jl_final_color.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I am Paul Atreides of the House Atreides, also known as Isul, also known as Paul Maud'Dib. My Fremen allies and I have come for the Spice Molange."

[LibidoLoca]

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/3/3f/Batman_and_Wonder_Woman_(Justice_League_Unlimited) 2.jpg
DIANA: So what is Clark's weakness anyway?

BRUCE: I know for sure it's Kryptonite.

http://images.wikia.com/greenlantern/images/9/9c/001HalJordanJLU_02.png
HAL: I thought it was electricity.

http://tyroshutterbug.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/justiceleagueaquaman.jpg
ARTHUR: You mean it isn't magic?

BRUCE: No, it's that too.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57887/theflash/images/e/e2/Wally_West_JLU-1.jpg
WALLY: I always thought Supes weakness was men in tight pants.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
CLARK: Mind saying that to my face?

WALLY: Um well I...

http://gallery.xcave.net/video/jlu/JLU_Batman_Bemused.jpg
BRUCE: Heh for the fastest man alive you are not the fastest thinker.

WALLY: Shut it...

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AquamanLoisLane.jpg
AQUAMAN: So come here often?

LOIS: Surprisingly, yes.

[LibidoLoca]

http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JL_Flash1.jpg
WALLY: Bruce, I need your help, Supes is missing and Grodd is trying to turn Metropolis into another Gorilla City.

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/3/3f/Batman_and_Wonder_Woman_(Justice_League_Unlimited) 2.jpg
BRUCE: Hold tight, I'll Facebook for Grodd's profile to learn his weakness through his likes and dislikes.

DIANA: And I'll use Google Maps to find his location.

http://images.wikia.com/greenlantern/images/9/9c/001HalJordanJLU_02.png
HAL: I see him, I'll Instagram you guys the pic.

WALLY: Wait, Grodd just posted a tweet. It says ' @Lex Luthor So going to use my de-evolution ray on Superman hahaha #EVIL".

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57887/dcanimated/images/3/39/SupermanJLU.png
CLARK: Okay when WB told me they would be doing a more modern Justice League this isn't what I had in mind.

[Panthro]

Funny stuff L

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/46475/2531466-jl_final_color.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hi we're looking for a friend of ours who goes by the name of Aquaman, maybe you know him? He's like 6'1", he kinda looks like a young Burt Lancaster."




http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg44/chapscannon/pinhead.jpg
PINHEAD: "Welcome to Hell... I am... the Devil!"

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/46475/2531466-jl_final_color.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."
BATMAN: "Hey, that's my line!"
SUPERMAN: "Shaddap you!"

[Panthro]

edit - wrong pics

[LibidoLoca]

:hehe:

http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JLU_Wonder-Woman-and-Batman.jpg
DIANA: Want to play lasso the Bat.

BRUCE: I tried that once...

DIANA: What happened?

BRUCE: I don't want to talk about it.

http://superherolegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/catwoman-mask-2-265x300.png
SELINA: I forgot to untie you one time, and I never hear the end of it. So what if you were naked with nothing but your mask on in a hotel room.

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/3/3f/Batman_and_Wonder_Woman_(Justice_League_Unlimited) 2.jpg
DIANA: Really?

BRUCE: I told you I didn't want to talk about it.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/001EarlyJusticeLeaguePromoSheet.jpg
SUPERMAN: I just got word from corporate they're going to redesign us.

EVERYONE: *gasp*

WONDER WOMAN: Let's just hope for the best.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/46475/2531466-jl_final_color.jpg
SUPERMAN: Other than the shield belt buckle, which sort of looks like an arrow pointing towards my crotch, I like it--

OMG! What have they done to Aquaman!

BATMAN: That's Cyborg...

SUPERMAN: Oh! Yeah um I knew that...

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib :funny:

[LibidoLoca]

Why thank you. :fhm:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
SUPERMAN: How about you lasso me up in an epic make out session in the sky.

WONDER WOMAN: Please, not in this continuity.

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/justice-league_510x7841.jpg
DIANA: [Thinking] 'I try to tie him up and throw him away from me so I can fix this damn wedgie and all he wants to do is make out. Hera help me.'

[LibidoLoca]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r17/frankfournier/WWGrudgeMatch.jpg
NARRATOR: There she is the only female member of the Justice League-- Well until I came along that is...

http://www.honeymunchkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/black-canary-01.jpg
DINAH: My name is Dinah, I fight evil. It's what I do.

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/3/3f/Batman_and_Wonder_Woman_(Justice_League_Unlimited) 2.jpg
DIANA: So that's the new girl...

BRUCE: Yep.

DIANA: I don't like her...

BRUCE: Meow!

[LibidoLoca]

http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JLU_Wonder-Woman-and-Batman.jpg
DIANA: So how exactly do you proclaim we capture Catwoman?

BRUCE: With this!

http://automaticcanopener.org/img/electric-can-opener.jpg

[MarvelKnight]

all of these are classic. Good frickin stuff.

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0603/10/jlu5th.jpg
BLACK CANARY: I don't get it we're strong, beautiful female superheroes and yet we're not as popular as the guys.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/neo_prodigy/994986/667184/original.jpg
VIXEN: I know it's like fanboys don't care if we exist.

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/e/e0/Zatanna_DCAU_002.jpg
ZATANNNA: Like we're nothing more than T&A.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r17/frankfournier/WWGrudgeMatch.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: It's simple really. In the hierachy of comic book fans, men in tight spandex will always trump us.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57887/theflash/images/e/e2/Wally_West_JLU-1.jpg
WALLY: Hey if you got it flaunt it. Hit it!

LMFAO: [Singing] I'm sexy and I know it...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb58378/dcanimated/images/0/0f/ShayeraJLU.png
HAWKGIRL: Hey, if you can't beat 'em join 'em.

*all start dancing*

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
SUPERMAN: So I heard we're the new power couple.

WONDER WOMAN: I thought that was you and Bruce.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
WALLY: Rimshot!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib

http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JLU_Wonder-Woman-and-Batman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh Bruce..."
BATMAN: "Damn woman I just made sweet love to you five minutes ago! You tryin' to kill me?!"

[Panthro]

http://www.honeymunchkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/black-canary-01.jpg
BLACK CANARY: "You wanna know why super-heroines struggle so much? I'll tell you why - first it's because we don't conform to the traditional male empowerment fantasies no matter how scantily we dress, and second of all, it's because the companies that own us don't know how to tap into their female fanbases!"

[Panthro]

http://www.honeymunchkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/black-canary-01.jpg
BLACK CANARY: "I am not Debbie Harry!"

[LibidoLoca]

:lmao:

http://images.wikia.com/greenlantern/images/9/9c/001HalJordanJLU_02.png
HAL: I got an animated series now. Now can the GA take me seriously.

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/2/25/Barry_Allen_Earth-16.png
BARRY: Great your movie flops and you get a show, and I get nothing.

[LibidoLoca]

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/2/25/Barry_Allen_Earth-16.png
BARRY: Man I love this suit. It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all...

http://chosis.coldfusionvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/green-lantern-first-flight_3.jpg
HAL: Stupid sexy Barry...

[Panthro]

Good stuff Lib

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Captain-Marvel.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Why can't I have my own movie?! Huh?! Huh?!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Bat_vs_Aqu_Color.jpg
AQUAMAN: "Where's your Messiah now, Mr. Prep Time?"
BATMAN: "Now I'm not normally a praying man but if you can hear me... help me Superman!"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/bluelectricsuperman.jpg
ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "Hmm... No."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30BlackGLFlash.jpg
FLASH: "Hey John, what's in YOUR wallet?"
JOHN GL: "Don't touch me."

[LibidoLoca]

:funny: Where's the second pic from?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
DIANA: I know what you're thinking, and I just want to say we're interested. But Bruce wants to lay down some ground rules.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Captain-Marvel.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: I'm going straight to Warner Brothers and demanding my own movie.

http://chosis.coldfusionvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/green-lantern-first-flight_3.jpg
HAL: But you're Superman you already have a movie.

http://cdn.hometheaterforum.com/1/12/1000x500px-LL-125bb9bb_44347-8cb22.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: ...

SUPERMAN: Should you tell him or should I?

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30BlackGLFlash.jpg
JOHN: Who said you can feel my material.

WALLY: I just wanted to know what it felt like.

JOHN: You ask before walking up to someone and feeling their material, what kind of weirdo goes around feeling material. It's inhumane.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/justice-league_510x7841.jpg
DIANA: Now that we got you bound let's add some discipline.

SUPERMAN: Are you sure? Should we have a safe word?

DIANA: Nah, it's fine...

SUPERMAN: Well... okay...

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/129/2/5/Superman____vs_Wonderwoman_____by_Bushido_Masters. jpg
DIANA: I meant me hit you...

[LibidoLoca]

http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JLU_Wonder-Woman-and-Batman.jpg
DIANA: So ready for another round...

BATMAN: Uh... sure...

A few hours later:

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/715/715618/superman-the-animated-series-volume-three-20060628071514588-000.jpg
ROBIN: So you didn't tell her you were filling in for Bruce?

CLARK: You'll understand when you're older.

[LibidoLoca]

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/715/715618/superman-the-animated-series-volume-three-20060628071514588-000.jpg
SUPERMAN: What's this file marked 'watchtower_bath_CAM'?

ROBIN: Bruce said it was for research, prep time and all that...

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03-1.jpg
DIANA: Okay you take on the hot-headed smart mouth and I take on the tries-too-hard womanizer.

http://images.wikia.com/greenlantern/images/9/9c/001HalJordanJLU_02.png
http://images.wikia.com/superfriends/images/6/67/Flash_DCAU.png
HAL & WALLY: She's talking about you? ME?!?!

[LibidoLoca]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x270/servewithchips/stas-4.jpg
FLASH: You know Vegas isn't too far from here we could--

SUPERMAN: No...

[LibidoLoca]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120330113606/youngjustice/images/2/26/Justice_League.png
BRUCE: Okay we all agree. We'll get six large Meat Lover's, three Vegie Lover's and a one Hawaiian--

ARTHUR: With anchovies!

BRUCE: With anchovies.

http://media.sfx.co.uk/files/2012/03/young-justice-wonder-woman-230312.png
DINAH: Who has the coupons?

DIANA: Also is this a combo meal with bottles of soda?

BRUCE: No coupons, so full price. And yes to the soda...

CLARK: Who's paying...

*looks to Ollie and Bruce*

*communicator rings*

http://static.tumblr.com/l8gqcnm/sINm4m69h/nightwing.png
DICK: Batman, the world need the Justice League's help, Savage is--

BRUCE: Not now we're dealing with very important business.

[DoomsdayApex]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120330113606/youngjustice/images/2/26/Justice_League.png
BRUCE: Okay we all agree. We'll get six large Meat Lover's, three Vegie Lover's and a one Hawaiian--

ARTHUR: With anchovies!

BRUCE: With anchovies.

http://media.sfx.co.uk/files/2012/03/young-justice-wonder-woman-230312.png
DINAH: Who has the coupons?

DIANA: Also is this a combo meal with bottles of soda?

BRUCE: No coupons, so full price. And yes to the soda...

CLARK: Who's paying...

*looks to Ollie and Bruce*

*communicator rings*

http://static.tumblr.com/l8gqcnm/sINm4m69h/nightwing.png
DICK: Batman, the world need the Justice League's help, Savage is--

BRUCE: Not now we're dealing with very important business.

:lmao:

Sad thing is... I imagine this is how The League operates on their down time.

[LibidoLoca]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F7C1q5hJhpQ/SH1IuBzH6uI/AAAAAAAAAwg/gbmLtTH24NI/s400/01.jpg
CLARK: So how exactly can you afford all this?

http://gallery.xcave.net/video/jlu/JLU_Batman_Bemused.jpg
BRUCE: Heh, with this...

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57887/batman/images/d/d3/GothCard.jpg

[Panthro]

:funny: Where's the second pic from?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
DIANA: I know what you're thinking, and I just want to say we're interested. But Bruce wants to lay down some ground rules.
The 2nd pic is a fan art I ordered a while back. Makes for great captions.

All this stuff was hilarious Lib.

[LibidoLoca]

Thanks! :D

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/3/3f/Batman_and_Wonder_Woman_(Justice_League_Unlimited) 2.jpg
DIANA: You must be very lonely...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/51383/2074339-bruce_wayne___talia_al_ghul_small_1_super.jpg
...Fighting crime at night and putting up a facade by day...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/51383/2074312-bruce_wayne___selina_kyle___unknown_small_super.jp g
...I bet you haven't felt a woman's touch in so long...

http://www.toplessrobot.com/tumblr_ltdch7ttv21qjcq1co1_500.jpg
...You must be so lonely...

http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JLU_Wonder-Woman-and-Batman.jpg
BRUCE: Yes, very lonely...

DIANA: C'mon, I bet I can cure that loneliness.

http://gallery.xcave.net/video/jlu/JLU_Batman_Bemused.jpg

[DoomsdayApex]

Jeez, Bruce's arms are way too big there. :hehe:

[LibidoLoca]

Now I understand some of the complaints of Batman being drawn too muscular.

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CavillStandover.jpg
CAVILL: WHERE'ZZZ TEH TRIGGER!!!!!

http://www.lostinthemultiplex.com/images/christian_bale_bruce_wayne.jpg
BALE: My work here is done...

[LibidoLoca]

THEIR PRESENT:

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/justice-league_510x7841.jpg

THEIR FUTURE:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9abk3KDDF1qbujox.jpg'
DIANA: You did this to me...

CLARK: Sheesh! I was just asking if dinner was ready...

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
WALLY: Nice material!

CLARK: Yeah, it's Kryptonian silk.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9gJNm92XpaA/TKwF6AIQMSI/AAAAAAAAAB4/dNMA5Ev-2As/s1600/gl_jl2.jpg
JOHN: What did I just tell you!

[LibidoLoca]

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/715/715618/superman-the-animated-series-volume-three-20060628071514588-000.jpg
ROBIN: So does Bruce know you try on his clothes when he's not here?

SUPERMAN: You'll understand when you're older...

[LibidoLoca]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEyNjk0NjA5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTgwNzE2NA@@._ V1._SX640_SY360_.jpg
WALLY: Hey Uncle Barry maybe one day I'll be The Flash...

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111107092907/youngjustice/images/3/31/Barry_Allen.png
BARRY: Silly Wally, you have to exist first...

WALLY: Sorry I forgot...

BARRY: That's okay now run along and fade from reality...

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
WALLY: Oh so that's what the Trinity is... This whole time I thought it was a nickname for a polyamorous relationship.

http://gallery.xcave.net/video/jlu/JLU_Batman_Bemused.jpg
BRUCE: What do you think the Justice League is?

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib. Barry is evil!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111107092907/youngjustice/images/3/31/Barry_Allen.png
BARRY: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[LibidoLoca]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110924155648/youngjustice/images/e/e1/Iris_Allen.png
IRIS: It's why I married him!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/37906/1653051-1532231_vlcsnap_2010_11_27_18h16m12s201_super.png
WALLY: Wait... whuuuu?

[Panthro]

^^Nice follow up. :)

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BarryTheBlueLantern.jpg
BARRY THE BLUE LANTERN FLASH: "Am I Blue? Am I B-L-U-E..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01FlashGLFightMonster.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "I Hate Mondays!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01FlashRebirth3.jpg
BARRY FLASH: "Gonna Fly Now!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Greenlanternlicense3.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Want a Justice League film? Go on line. Start a Facebook page. Start an on-line petition. Gather outside Warner Brothers Studios with signs and threaten to refuse to watch any more WB productions until they start utilizing more of the DCU. Make your voices heard. We have spoken."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02-1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanCrisis.jpg
AQUAMAN: "So wait, wait a minute, the guy who voiced Green Lantern in the DCAU is now voicing me on Young Justice? Get outta here!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisProfiles.jpg
SUPERMAN: "While I have yet to re-establish myself as a box office force to be reckoned with, I still win 9 out of 10 chin measuring contests."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisSuperman2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Can you guess how many of us in this picture have not been voiced by Nolan North?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisSuperman1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Alright who set off that cherry bomb?! I'm looking at you, Flash!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hi, we're here for the gang bang."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisFlash.jpg
WALLY FLASH: "My reporter girlfriend is much hotter than your reporter girlfriend. Smarter too."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/05.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Shut Up!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/28.jpg
WALLY FLASH: "I'm just saying if we were all as fortunate as Batman was to find our respective Chris Nolans-"
SUPERMAN: "Just. Drop It. Now."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WhenBadCostumesHappenToGoodHeroes.jpg
JUSTICE LORD SUPERMAN: "Nobody steps on a church in my town!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BadJimmy.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Evil Parallel Universe Jimmy you're going to Grandma's whether you like it or not!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/15s3608FallingFlash.jpg
WALLY FLASH: "Damn it Bats! You never told me the red button was the ejector seat!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisLantern.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "My film under performing was not [director] Martin Campbell's fault!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisWonderWoman2.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Refuse to give me a film will you?! Let's see how you like this spear where the sun don't shine!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01thejusticeleauge.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Saruman has sent his Uruk-Hai for the Ring. Our defenses have to hold."
GREEN LANTERN: "They will hold!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "We shall always be... Three Amigos!"

[LibidoLoca]

:lmao: :applaud

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisWonderWoman2.jpg
DIANA: What do you mean this tiara covers my five-head?!?!

[Panthro]

:funny:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisSuperman2.jpg
FLASH: "I wish I was voiced by Nolan North."
SUPERMAN: "Well you can't be voiced by Nolan North."

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2009/03/02/wwhalf.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Please, Nolan North will probably voice me before you...

[Panthro]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2009/03/02/wwhalf.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Please, Nolan North will probably voice me before you...

And that's a very scary thought.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BadJimmy.jpg
SUPERMAN: Is that smell me or you?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01thejusticeleauge.jpg
FLASH: So apparently we're having who can go Super Saiyan first contest?

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/28.jpg
FLASH: So how long will our staring contest with audience go on for?

SUPERMAN: As long as it has to...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01thejusticeleauge.jpg
The Justice League's reaction to hearing Michael Bay being suggested to direct their film.

[LibidoLoca]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-J-SsrsLMkaI/TeWHPeknr8I/AAAAAAAABtI/g5o5WQ0WWp0/s1600/MartiaManhunter2.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/02/crisis03.jpg
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57525/youngjustice/images/1/15/Martian_Manhunter.png
J'ONN: Why can't they seem to agree on the shape of my head?

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokingBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Your philosophy is wrong.

BATMAN: No my way is the only way!

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2009/03/02/wwhalf.jpg
DIANA: Boys, boys! Is that Kryptonite in your trunks or are you happy to see each other.

[LibidoLoca]

http://geekev.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/515.png
CLARK: Bruce what are you doing here?

BRUCE: Um, you sort of left something at my place.

http://www.outofur.com/upload/2011/09/superman_trunks-1.jpg

[ultimatefan]

Nice thread guys.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120330113606/youngjustice/images/2/26/Justice_League.png

BATMAN: See, we´re just like the UN, except we DO save humankind from destroying itself from time to time.

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys. We've got to get some Justice League Doom and/or New Frontier pics in here...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Album%203/01IronManGreenLanternStareDown.jpg
IRON MAN: "So how's your big DC team up film coming along? What was it, League something or other?"
GREEN LANTERN: "Shut Up!"

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Album%203/01IronManGreenLanternStareDown.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: Well my movie may have flopped, but at least I don't need RDJ to make my character entertaining.

[LibidoLoca]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XbrLKlCNMiI/TtY49tM_ISI/AAAAAAAARbs/nPxjiOj4F6E/s1600/justice-league-doom-DVD-wallpaper-1-batman-bane.jpg
BATMAN: How can I find out his weakness even though I defeated him plenty of times before.

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/ARTEMISWALLY2021.jpg
ARTEMIS: "Aw come here ya big lug, I don't care that you don't exist in the comics anymore. You're still my love machine."
WALLY: "Well, I guess being exiled into existence limbo ain't all bad..."
ARTEMIS: "You're damn right it's not all bad. Now get the whips and the handcuffs."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/23Flash.png
BARRY FLASH: "Because real heroes never stop to look at the explosion going off behind them!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/21WonderWomanVsCheetah.png
WONDER WOMAN: "When I say drop that ball you drop that ball!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/18MartianManhunter.jpg
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14CyborgWW.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "You owe me $7.50 Robocop now pay up!"
CYBORG: "I'm not Robocop!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01SUPERMAN.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You think it's easy having an alter ego who's right and nerdy?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/02LendAHand.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Need a hand?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Hal, we've talked about you using that pun."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/12ChekovsGunSuperman.png
GUY HOLDING GUN: "You know what this is?! You know what this is?! This is... Chekov's Gun! Literally!"
SUPERMAN: "Don't you mean Chekov's Phaser?"
GUY HOLDING GUN: "Damn you Trekkies..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/09SupermanVsAce.png
SUPERMAN: "How dare you criticize George Newbern's Oscar worthy performance as me in Superman Vs. The Elite?! That was quite possibly George Newbern's most dynamic performance as me and I want you to [BLEEP] acknowledge it!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/15WonderWoman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "What did I just step in- Damn it Cheetah you're supposed to clean up after yourself!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/22FlashBatman.jpg
BARRY FLASH: "What do you mean I sound like Lex Luthor?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/24HalGreenLanternJordan.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "The boxing glove is like my signature move! How can you criticize the signature move?! That's like criticizing Michael Jackson's moon-walking!"

[LibidoLoca]

:lmao:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/22FlashBatman.jpg
BARRY: Me and Wally do not sound alike.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01SUPERMAN.jpg
FLASH: All we wanted to know is if you saved a ton of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.

BATMAN: Yeah Clark ever since Smallville you've been nothing but melodramatic.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/02LendAHand.jpg
DIANA: Hal, I know you love "Paper, rock, scissors", but now is not the time.

[LibidoLoca]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120330113606/youngjustice/images/2/26/Justice_League.png
BRUCE: We just got confirmation that Robot Chicken will be doing a parody special of us.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/21WonderWomanVsCheetah.png
DIANA: How dare you take Real World/Road Rules: The Challenge off the TiVo!!!!

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/02/crisis03.jpg
J'ONN: Well, I took an arrow in the chest, and I still don't get the big deal of arrow in the knee.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/ARTEMISWALLY2021.jpg
WALLY: That better be an arrow poking me in the back...

ARTEMIS: Uhhhh... sure.

[LibidoLoca]

http://geekev.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/515.png
CLARK: I just heard Amy Adams is playing my girlfriend in my movie.

BRUCE: I just heard mine blew up.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokingBatman.jpg
Superman's reaction when Batman told him SMASH got renewed for a second season...

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01SUPERMAN.jpg
FLASH: So the threesome is off...

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
WALLY: Did you ever wonder what Morgan le Fey looks like without her mask?

CLARK: I have and I'd imagine she would look like this:

http://www.thesportsbrewery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Madonna-is-ugly.jpg

WALLY: I think I threw up a bit in my mouth...

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/superman-reeve-flying.jpg

Superman´s reaction to the rumor that the Wachovski Brothers may direct the Justice League movie.






http://trevmurphy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/Evil_Superman.jpg


Superman´s reaction to realizing they may also direct the sequels.

[ultimatefan]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120330113606/youngjustice/images/2/26/Justice_League.png

BATMAN: So, there´s a rumor that Brett Ratner is gonna direct our movie.

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/wolv.jpg

WOLVIE: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[LibidoLoca]

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/justice-league_510x7841.jpg
SUPERMAN: I can't believe it we'll finally save the Kryptonian race...

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/2/25/Barry_Allen_Earth-16.png
BARRY: Not the way you're doing it...

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2009/03/02/wwhalf.jpg
DIANA: Okay I win 3 out of 5 pants off...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanCrisis.jpg
ARTHUR: Heh, I'm not complaining...

[LibidoLoca]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F7C1q5hJhpQ/SH1IuBzH6uI/AAAAAAAAAwg/gbmLtTH24NI/s400/01.jpg
CLARK: I don't know do you think we could all fit in here?

REALTOR: It's comes equipped with stainless steel appliances, walk-in closets, five and a half baths.

BRUCE: For 500,000 a month it's not bad for a space station/sattelite.

REALTOR: And it's in the most desired location. A lovely Asian couple is also interested...

CLARK: We'll take it...

REALTOR: Great! It's so wonderful to see a gay couple in these parts.

BRUCE: Wait we're not.

REALTOR: Oh I'm so sorry... Um let me go get the paperwork.

*exits room*

CLARK: Oh I see you don't think I'm good enough for you.

http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JL_Batman_1.jpg
BRUCE: We're not having this conversation... AGAIN!

[LibidoLoca]

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/2/25/Superman,_Batman,_and_Wonder_Woman_(Justice_League _Unlimited).jpg
SUPERMAN: Okay we just defeated Luthor and now we're starving...

WONDER WOMAN: Taco Bell anyone?

BATMAN: Good we'll meet up at Taco Bell. Break!

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Captain-Marvel.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: How can I become more popular with the GA and get my own live-action movie?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57887/theflash/images/e/e2/Wally_West_JLU-1.jpg
WALLY: You could do what Wonder Woman did and hook up with Supes.

[LibidoLoca]

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/2/25/Superman,_Batman,_and_Wonder_Woman_(Justice_League _Unlimited).jpg
SUPERMAN: Seriously, where would you guys be without us. No one could replace us...

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/2/25/Barry_Allen_Earth-16.png
BARRY: Well, there's Power Girl, Green Arrow and Captain Marvel...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/33202/684978-superman13_super.jpg
SUPERMAN: Well, I never thought of that Barry-- AHHHHHHH!!!!

Anyone else... Good.

NARRATOR: The real way Barry died...

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01SUPERMAN.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Yes, I slept with Diana/Wonder Woman, Lois Lane, Selina Kyle, Carol Ferris, Dinah Lance/Black Canary, Vicki Vale and Iris West. In that order. I saved Iris for last because she turned out to be the best."
BARRY FLASH: "You... You... Y-You- YOU BASTARD!!!"

[LibidoLoca]

:(

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01SUPERMAN.jpg
BRUCE: Clark stop looking at yourself in the mirror!

BARRY: Yeah, Savage is getting ready to detonate the reactor.

CLARK: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

BRUCE: Pfft. Narcissist.

[LibidoLoca]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8DjpJXpNvkE/TXr8itZq0AI/AAAAAAAAEHc/ECWdrCffP-A/s1600/superman%252Blois%252B%2525286%252529.jpg
SUPERMAN: What are you thinking about?

LOIS: [Thinking] Don't say cutting off your mullet, don't say cutting off your mullet...

[Hotwire]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/02LendAHand.jpg
WW: So, you got a date for tonight?
GL: Ohh, yeah.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/28.jpg


GL: So, what does it mean if Brett Ratner directs our movie?

SUPERMAN: Does it mean I get killed off in the first ten minutes after doing nothing useful?

WW: Does it mean I´ll be "cured" from being an Amazon?

BATMAN: Does it mean I´ll literally say "I´m Batman, b****!"?

FLASH: Does it mean I´ll be a busty tatooed latina chick?

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Captain-Marvel.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: How can I become more popular with the GA and get my own live-action movie?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57887/theflash/images/e/e2/Wally_West_JLU-1.jpg
WALLY: You could do what Wonder Woman did and hook up with Supes.
http://cdn.hometheaterforum.com/1/12/1000x500px-LL-125bb9bb_44347-8cb22.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: Hey I'm not that desparate--

SUPERMAN: Yet...

[LibidoLoca]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f6j5BAdN1qbujox.png
DIANA: Clark when I agreed to be a surrogate for you and Lois, this wasn't what I had in mind.

CLARK: It's for Krypton...

http://vogueent.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sad-lois.jpg
LOIS: That's his answer for everything...

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.superheroes-r-us.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/SB27.jpg
BATMAN: Clark I've been meaning to ask you. Whatever happened to that 500,000 dollars I loaned you for the property taxes on the Fortress of Solitude?

SUPERMAN: Spent it on some beer, Doritos and shrinky dinks.

BATMAN: What! Why--

SUPERMAN: For Krypton...

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/7/7d/Batman_Co2E.png

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/22FlashBatman.jpg
FLASH: Okay who used my suit as a napkin?!?! Do you know how hard it is to get mustard stains out of spandex...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01SUPERMAN.jpg
SUPERMAN: For Krypton!

http://chosis.coldfusionvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/green-lantern-first-flight_3.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: Clark why did you use my ring to snake the drains and the toilet?

SUPERMAN: For Krypton!

http://aka-img-2.h-img.com/media/img/b/hn/2172413/7461756674721702056.400_600r
REPORTER: Good evening, I'm Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa. Standing right behind me is Star Labs, where scientists have discovered a newly formed planetoid that they have dubbed New Krypton. After being hurtled out into space by Superman after his last bout with Lex Luthor, the small meteor has grown to its current size. Unfortunately, due to Luthor compromising the stability of the crystals that created it, New Krypton is considered highly unstable. The only person who can save it would have to be someone with the access and the knowledge of Kryptonian technology...

http://media.screened.com/uploads/1/14483/523501-clarkkent_animated_super.jpg
CLARK: Not my problem...

[LibidoLoca]

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/715/715303/justice-league-season-two-20060627062022259-000.jpg
DIANA: This is what happens when you neglect a superheroine for so long!!!!

[LibidoLoca]

EDIT: Nevermind

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/ToInfinityBeyond.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "I wanna say it."
SUPERMAN: "I'm saying it."
GREEN LANTERN: "But I wanna say it!"
SUPERMAN: "Fine we'll say it at the same time. On 3. One... Two... Three."
GL & SUPERMAN: "To Infinity & Beyond!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/08.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "What are we boys?"
FLASH/HM/MM: "Big Damn heroes Sir!"
GREEN LANTERN: "Well ain't we just?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/NotEnoughRoom.jpg
FLASH: "Are we there yet?"
BATMAN: "No."
FLASH: "Are we there yet?"
BATMAN: "No."
FLASH: "Are we there yet?"
BATMAN: "No!"
GREEN LANTERN: "Flash, we talked about this."
FLASH: "Right. Sorry. So... are we there yet?"
BATMAN: "Get out!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03-2.jpg
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Yo! Where the Green Women At?!"
GREEN LANTERN: "...."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/10.jpg
FLASH: "Does the computer really need to be this big in this day and age?"
BATMAN: "To contain this much porn? Yes."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01HalKilowagKickingATakingNames.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "You! It was you wasn't it?! You sabotaged my movie! You sabotaged my marketing campaign! You really hate me that much that you just had to ruin my chances of having a successful solo franchise didn't you?! Huh?! Huh?!?!?! Answer me damn it!!!"
BATMAN: "H-Hal... you're being paranoid... when would even I have had time to access the necessary WB board members to make that happen?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01JLAross.jpg
SUPERMAN: "See our movie when it comes out or else me and my posse are gonna [BLEEP] you up."
BATMAN: "My posse and I, Clark. My posse and I."
SUPERMAN: "Quiet you!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ACookebatmanoops.jpg
BATMAN: "You were all in on this weren't you?"
SUPERMAN: "Of course we were."
WONDER WOMAN: "You've gotta admit it's funny Bruce!"

[LibidoLoca]

:funny:

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/f/f4/Captain_Marvel_DCAU.png
MARVEL: Great I finally appear in the DCAU and I'm nothing more than an overly campy comic relief character.

http://i1.ifrm.com/14136/18/upload/p1955458.jpg
LEX: No you're more than that, you are an expendable pawn in my plot to discredit Superman and the Justice League. Now you hold on to that...

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisDianaWally.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh come on Wally, it's nothing to be embarrassed about."
WALLY FLASH: "Easy for you to say.:csad:"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisBatman.jpg
BATMAN: "No no no no people like this!" [demonstrating dance moves] "One Two Three Step. One Two Three Step. One Two Three Step. One Two Three Step. Oh you're not even trying! And we open in less than a week!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisWonderWoman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "I believe that's my spear you got there honey."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Crisis2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "J'onn, the first step in recovery is admitting that you have a problem."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "For the last time I am not addicted to Oreos! The very notion is absurd! That I of all sentient beings could become a slave to something so- so... so small... so round, so sweet... so delicate... melts in your mouth not in your hand..." [drools]
SUPERMAN: ":doh:"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisHouse.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm sorry Ma'am, your resume's more than adequate but I'm afraid we're just not hiring right now. Especially from the competition."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnEmoJean.jpg
JEAN GREY: "But I haven't had a steady gig in years! Not since that bleach blonde [BLEEP] slept her way into the role that was previously mine!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01a-superfriends11.jpg
BATMAN: "Whoa... this is blowing my mind..."
BAT-SUPERMAN: "Well, we have to get our team movie jump-started somehow."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Batman-Barave-and-The-Bold-13-batma.jpg
BATMAN: "Damn it guys, the sky signals are my trademark! Mine!"

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Are you okay?

SUPERMAN: I'm alright, Wonder Girl.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/15WonderWoman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
FLASH: Oh crap now she's going to go on another 'Almighty Uterus' rant.

WONDER WOMAN: Wonder Girl?!?! Wonder Girl?!?! See that's the problem with you men you have no respect for me as a woman. You have no respect for me or the almighty uterus.

http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JL_Batman_1.jpg
BATMAN: See, this is why she doesn't have a movie...

WONDER WOMAN: ALMIGHTY UTERUS!!!!

[Panthro]

^^Hahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AJLAProgress5.jpg
The JLA That Never Was...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Wonder-Woman-Magnet-C11747733.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "C'mon who would you rather look at for two hours, a bunch of ripped to 'roided up guys in spandex or me?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWithSword-1.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "What do you mean Lucy Lawless is too old to play me in a live action film?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCanary.jpg
BLACK CANARY: "So are we having a fling in the New 52 or not?"
BATMAN: "Does it really matter? Half the writing community thinks I'm incapable of having a steady relationship with anyone."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AquamanInTheLead.jpg
AQUAMAN: "Mr. Johns, I'd like to have a word with you about your decision to leave my book following issue 16."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AJusticeLeague3_5.jpg
JLA: "We want Peter Jackson to direct us! We want Peter Jackson to direct us!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanAtom.jpg
ATOM: "Okay, Batman's running late, what do we do?"
AQUAMAN: "Let's go crazy Broadway style!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanAtomAgain.jpg
AQUAMAN [singing]: "Out there is a world outside of Yonkers, way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby! There's a slick town Barnaby! Out there! Full of shine and full of sparkle, close your eyes and see it glisten Barnaby! Listen Barnaby!"
ATOM: "Bats, how could you leave me alone with this maniac?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Bat-Lantern.jpg
BATMAN: "I'm having problems of my own Atom!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/UnmaskedHawkgirl.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "Okay, I admit it. I'm still a virgin."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/UnmaskedHawkgirlAgain.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "Do you find that appealing?"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AsTheWatchTowerTurns.jpg
JOHN STEWART GL: "Oh definitely."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Come on, name one hero who does this pose better than me. I dare ya."

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01a-superfriends11.jpg
BATMAN: See this is what happens when we don't coordinate our clothing...

[LibidoLoca]

^^Hehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisDianaWally.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh come on Wally, it's nothing to be embarrassed about."
WALLY FLASH: "Easy for you to say.:csad:"
:hehe: The cons of super speed. :o

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisDianaWally.jpg
DIANA: Wally, it's okay I'm sure Barry will live on in our hearts...

WALLY: It's not that... I just realized The Killing was cancelled...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/15WonderWoman.jpg
DIANA: WHAT!?!?!?!

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Crisis2.jpg
SUPERMAN: We're the last of our kind...

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: We are? Then what about Zod, Faora, Jax-Ur, Kara--

SUPERMAN: Well those don't really count...

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: So what you're saying is you are the only Kryptonian that counts...

SUPERMAN: Hey what about the White Martians, Ma'alefa'ak and M'gann?!?!

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Oh throw that one in my face!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib


http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/justice-league_510x7841.jpg
SUPERMAN: "And when I get that feeling I need Sexual Healing-"
WONDER WOMAN: "Shut up."
SUPERMAN: "Ah so this is the first real test of our relationship - no appreciation for Marvin Gaye."

[LibidoLoca]

:hehe:

http://toonbarn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Superman-Batman-Public-Enemies.jpg
CLARK: So who goes after him?

BRUCE: 'Paper, Rock, Scissors' for it?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/02LendAHand.jpg
HAL: Need a hand!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/15WonderWoman.jpg
DIANA: What did we just talk about!!!

[Panthro]

:hehe:

http://toonbarn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Superman-Batman-Public-Enemies.jpg
CLARK: So who goes after him?

BRUCE: 'Paper, Rock, Scissors' for it?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/02LendAHand.jpg
HAL: Need a hand!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/15WonderWoman.jpg
DIANA: What did we just talk about!!!
Hehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWithInjuredSuperman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "I forgot the safe word was Bosie!"

[LibidoLoca]

:lmao:

[LibidoLoca]

http://media.tv20detroit.com/images/maury+povich1.jpg
MAURY: Welcome back, previously we were talking to Superman as he was trying to find the real father to his clone Conner.

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/4/4e/Superman_Young_Justice.jpg
SUPERMAN: It's like this Maury, Conner may look like me and have some of my abilities, but I know deep down he's not my true clone. Rather he was created with someone else's DNA and was given my appearance and abilities.

MAURY: Let's get a picture of Conner on the screen.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110426011126/youngjustice/images/a/a4/Young_Superboy.png

http://cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/maury-audience.gif
AUDIENCE: Oooooohhhhh!!!

MAURY: So now we'll show who Superman believes is Conner's real 'father'...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdilg0s5b1r10dr0.png
LEX: Yo Maury there's no way that kid is mine, look at him he looks just like Superman. He just wants my money. There is no way that kid is mine...

SUPERMAN: You liar, you lying!

MAURY: Now here he is, everyone Lex Luthor...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leay8a8cJa1qbipv3o1_r1_400.gif
AUDIENCE: Booooooooo!

MAURY: So Lex you agreed to take a paternity test to prove once and for all that Conner is not your clone that looks like Superman...

LEX: Yes.

MAURY: The test is in and Lex.......... You are........ Not the father....

http://belieber.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/tumblr_ldp33gfbib1qbipv3o1_400.gif

LEX: Yeah, yeah, yeah....

SUPERMAN: No! *sobs*

[LibidoLoca]

Two Years Later....

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/308/353139-48807-superboy_super.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdilg0s5b1r10dr0.png
LEX: Like I was going to give them my DNA.

[Panthro]

http://media.tv20detroit.com/images/maury+povich1.jpg
MAURY: Welcome back, previously we were talking to Superman as he was trying to find the real father to his clone Conner.

http://images.wikia.com/dcmovies/images/4/4e/Superman_Young_Justice.jpg
SUPERMAN: It's like this Maury, Conner may look like me and have some of my abilities, but I know deep down he's not my true clone. Rather he was created with someone else's DNA and was given my appearance and abilities.

MAURY: Let's get a picture of Conner on the screen.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110426011126/youngjustice/images/a/a4/Young_Superboy.png

http://cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/maury-audience.gif
AUDIENCE: Oooooohhhhh!!!

MAURY: So now we'll show who Superman believes is Conner's real 'father'...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdilg0s5b1r10dr0.png
LEX: Yo Maury there's no way that kid is mine, look at him he looks just like Superman. He just wants my money. There is no way that kid is mine...

SUPERMAN: You liar, you lying!

MAURY: Now here he is, everyone Lex Luthor...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leay8a8cJa1qbipv3o1_r1_400.gif
AUDIENCE: Booooooooo!

MAURY: So Lex you agreed to take a paternity test to prove once and for all that Conner is not your clone that looks like Superman...

LEX: Yes.

MAURY: The test is in and Lex.......... You are........ Not the father....

http://belieber.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/tumblr_ldp33gfbib1qbipv3o1_400.gif

LEX: Yeah, yeah, yeah....

SUPERMAN: No! *sobs*
Bwahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys! Libido, we could use your help in our other caption threads.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWithInjuredSuperman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Any tips for me to get a solo franchise?
SUPERMAN: Don´t... let them hire a comedian to be the bad guy... Don´t make a shoehorned, schmaltzy, semi-fascistic point about "bringing peace" to the world... And above all, make Steve wear protection!!

[LibidoLoca]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110426011126/youngjustice/images/a/a4/Young_Superboy.png
CONNER: So wait I have two dads?!?!?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120430110923/youngjustice/images/8/84/Robin_II.png
TIM: I smell classic 80's sitcom!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/My_Two_Dads.png/200px-My_Two_Dads.png

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.pinstripemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Michelle-Pfeiffer-Catwoman.jpg
SELINA: Bruce.

http://mimg.ugo.com/201104/7/4/4/186447/cuts/lynda-carter-wonder-woman_288x288.jpg
DIANA: Bruce?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5abqnJtMJ1qzx7m0o3_400.jpg
BRUCE: Selina!

DIANA: Selina?

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/6/6/9/0/7/0/1/orig-16690701.jpg
CLARK: Bruce, Diana... Selina?

DIANA: Clark?

BRUCE: Clark! Diana!... Selina!

SELINA: Diana?!?

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/f/fa/Flash_(flash_tv_show).jpg
BARRY: So is this orgy going to happen or not?

http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/404/superman-reeve.jpg
CLARK: I got the camera...

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Audience-watching-3D-movie.jpg
MAN: Great special effects...

WOMAN: It's like it's coming right at you...

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i2.cdnds.net/11/04/550w_movies_oscars_supporting_actress_amy_adams.jp g
LOIS: Ladies meet our competition for our man's affection...

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/anne-hathaway-catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-image1-399x600.jpg
SELINA: She doesn't looks so tough...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i6y85TR91reqcgso1_500.jpg
LOIS: I don't know about that, Jim...

[Panthro]

http://i2.cdnds.net/11/04/550w_movies_oscars_supporting_actress_amy_adams.jp g
LOIS: Ladies meet our competition for our man's affection...

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/anne-hathaway-catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-image1-399x600.jpg
SELINA: She doesn't looks so tough...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i6y85TR91reqcgso1_500.jpg
LOIS: I don't know about that, Jim...

:funny:

[Panthro]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i6y85TR91reqcgso1_500.jpg
WW: "Seriously, how does Hellboy get two live action films while I have to settle for a single solo animated DVD and a couple of Justice League ensemble DVDS? That ain't right!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around.

[LibidoLoca]

http://mimg.ugo.com/201104/7/4/4/186447/cuts/lynda-carter-wonder-woman_288x288.jpg
DIANA: HEY YOU! Are you questioning the ALMIGHTY UTERUS!

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So you're saying even with all my powers I can never defeat you...

BATMAN: Nope...

SUPERMAN: Because of--

BATMAN: Prep time!

SUPERMAN: Prep time?

BATMAN: Yep...

SUPERMAN: But what if I used my--

BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: But what if I teamed up--

BATMAN: Not gonna happen.

SUPERMAN: But--

BATMAN: DUDE! What part of 'PREP TIME' do you not understand!

[LibidoLoca]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110530141352/greenlantern/images/thumb/5/5a/Green_Lantern_Ryan_Reynolds-3.jpg/353px-Green_Lantern_Ryan_Reynolds-3.jpg
HAL: Does this costume make my ass look big...

http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/404/superman-reeve.jpg
CLARK: No you look fabulous...

[LibidoLoca]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i6y85TR91reqcgso1_500.jpg
BRIDGET: See I look like Wonder Woman!!!

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2009/08/palpatine_edit.jpg
WB: We don't see it...

[LibidoLoca]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE4OTIzNTQzMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjE4ODQwNA@@._ V1._SX640_SY360_.jpg
BARRY: Hal, we need to talk about what happened...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57886/marvel_dc/images/f/f6/Hal_Jordan_First_Flight_001.png
HAL: Okay, it was New Years Eve and you were a little drunk and we made out for about two minutes, I swear nothing else happened!

BARRY: I was going to talk about you being possessed by Parallax, you did what?!?!?!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01NewFrontierSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "That's no moon... it's a space station!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/02NewFrontierWonderWoman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Hi, I'll be your entertainment this evening."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/03NewFrntierBatman.jpg
BATMAN: "The air conditioning never works when I need it to..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/04NewFrontierHalJordan.jpg
HAL: "My Precious..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/07NewFrontierLoisLaneSuperman.jpg
LOIS: "You still owe me 5 bucks."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/10NewFrontierFlash.jpg
FLASH: "I have to get there early and secure a seat for the Labor Day re-release of the Avengers!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/11AlienMartianManhunter.jpg
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Hey Macarena!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/13NewFrontierGunningForSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Very funny girls."

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/07NewFrontierLoisLaneSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: I feel so lonely and helpless...

LOIS: Clark I know this isn't the best time, but I'm pregnant...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01NewFrontierSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Sorry Lois Krypton needs me!

[LibidoLoca]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x270/servewithchips/stas-4.jpg
WALLY: So what are you running from?

CLARK: Knocked up my girlfriend, you?

WALLY: Dead uncle....

[LibidoLoca]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/ashcreedy1/rosenbaummedia%20forum/FlashWonderWoman.jpg
WALLY: Nice material... Cotton/Polyester blend?

DIANA: Uh...

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x270/servewithchips/802b3864.jpg
JOHN: Dammit Wally!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/03NewFrontierLoisLaneSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You know there sure are a lot of ugly people down there."
LOIS: "Yeah. Glad I'm not one of 'em."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/04IsNewFrontierWWReallyLadySif.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "What? No I am NOT the Lady Sif from the Mighty Thor comics! How do you even make that mistake when I'm still twice as famous as she is?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01NewFrontierAquaman.jpg
AQUAMAN: "Hey yeah I found this guy all drunk and hung over in a ditch, could you take him to the Betty Ford Clinic for me?"

[LibidoLoca]

:funny:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/03NewFrontierLoisLaneSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: It's amazing isn't it?

LOIS: It is all this hairspray and maintenance and I still have a loose strand.

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/01NewFrontierAquaman.jpg
AQUAMAN: Maybe if I grew a beard the GA will take me seriously...

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anne-hathaway-selina-kyle-catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-2.jpg
SELINA: Looks like Gotham could use Batman's help...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-x0cm9p9dJDM/UAAqLUVsbKI/AAAAAAAAKDE/cOuYhABlXA8/s1600/1.jpg
http://www.lostinthemultiplex.com/images/christian_bale_bruce_wayne.jpg
CLARK AND BRUCE: Who cares, just come back to bed...

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/anne-hathaway-catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-image1-399x600.jpg
SELINA: Weirdest orgy I've ever been to...

http://moviecultists.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Robert-Downey-Jr-as-Tony-Stark-in-The-Avengers.jpg
TONY: Doesn't even crack my top ten...

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the-avengers-black-widow-scarlett-johansson-image.jpg
WIDOW: Someone has a lot of catching up to do...

[LibidoLoca]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f6j5BAdN1qbujox.png

http://www.inpapasbasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Brodie_Mallrats_Jason_Lee.jpg
Called it...

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2012/08/aquakiss.jpg
AQUAMAN: So I heard you like swimmers...

WONDER WOMAN: Who do you think I am, Susan Storm...

[LibidoLoca]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/ashcreedy1/rosenbaummedia%20forum/FlashWonderWoman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: What do you mean I'm not getting a movie?!?!

FLASH: Hurts, huh?

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/ashcreedy1/rosenbaummedia%20forum/FlashWonderWoman.jpg

FLASH: You know, we could break convention for the movie by making the prom queen girl hook up with the sassy comic relief instead of the roguish bad boy.

WW: Look at those pointy ears... that cape, billowing in the wind... hypnotic, entrancing...

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/ashcreedy1/rosenbaummedia%20forum/FlashWonderWoman.jpg
FLASH: "You know, I may be the fastest man alive, but I always take my time in the bedroom, if ya know what I mean."
WONDER WOMAN [thinking]: "Please tell me I can do better than this..."

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/ashcreedy1/rosenbaummedia%20forum/FlashWonderWoman.jpg
FLASH: I´m the fastest man alive... to take you there! When I´m done, your life will flash before your eyes! I´ll strike you like lightning and make you shout like thunder! I can keep going, I got a million of those!

[LibidoLoca]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090118194721/theflash/images/b/ba/Wally_West_JLU-2.jpg
WALLY: The fandom must really love me, cause they miss me so much.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/TheApe/subtle%20subtle/JL_WonderWoman.jpg
DIANA: Shh. Wally you're not supposed to exist...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisDianaWally.jpg
WALLY: C'mon just this once? Can I come back please...

DIANA: Sorry Wally, not in this continuity...

[LibidoLoca]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/ashcreedy1/rosenbaummedia%20forum/FlashWonderWoman.jpg
DIANA: I'm getting a show on the CW?

WALLY: Now I'm not so hurt about not existing...

[Panthro]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090118194721/theflash/images/b/ba/Wally_West_JLU-2.jpg
WALLY: The fandom must really love me, cause they miss me so much.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/TheApe/subtle%20subtle/JL_WonderWoman.jpg
DIANA: Shh. Wally you're not supposed to exist...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisDianaWally.jpg
WALLY: C'mon just this once? Can I come back please...

DIANA: Sorry Wally, not in this continuity...

That's too sad to be funny. :csad:

[LibidoLoca]

Well, let me liven those spirits...

http://thinningtheherd.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/tyracrazyface.jpg
Tyra Banks reaction after she heard she would not be playing Wonder Woman...

[Panthro]

Well, let me liven those spirits...

http://thinningtheherd.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/tyracrazyface.jpg
Tyra Banks reaction after she heard she would not be playing Wonder Woman...

Hehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/81NewFrontierSupermanRedEyesAgain.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Mr. Miller, I'd like to have a word with you..."

[LibidoLoca]

:hehe:

http://illogicalrogue2.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/palpatinempire.jpg
WB: We have finally decided which superhero we will cast Ryan Reynolds for!

http://images.askmen.com/celebs/men/celeb_profiles_entertainment/14_ryan_reynoldslarge_image-1.jpg
RYAN: Please we know I'm going to play The Fla--

WB: GREEN LANTERN!!!!

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Ryan-Reynolds-Hal-Jordan-Green-Lantern-570x3801.jpg
RYAN: Huh... Okay then...

[Panthro]

Hmm...

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x270/servewithchips/802b3864.jpg
JOHN: "Damn you Marvel! How dare you waste your writers and artists on something as stupid as Avengers Vs. X-Men?!"

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
SUPERMAN: C'mon Diana, we need ya...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/TheApe/subtle%20subtle/JL_WonderWoman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: I don't know if I should be on the Justice League...

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090118194721/theflash/images/b/ba/Wally_West_JLU-2.jpg
FLASH: C'mon every superhero team needs a little T&A...

See:
http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/scarlett-johansson-iron-man-2.jpg
http://www.wildsound.ca/images/rebecca_romijn_as_mystique.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/ashcreedy1/rosenbaummedia%20forum/FlashWonderWoman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: You expect me to compete with that?!?!?!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i6y85TR91reqcgso1_500.jpg
I'm in...

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, especially that last one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisDianaWally.jpg

WW: Haha, I´m getting my own TV show and you´re not!
FLASH: Dammit Diana, you were supposed to be the nicest chick in superhero comics...

[LibidoLoca]

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2011/11/Gemma-Arterton-in-Hansel-and-Gretel-Witch-Hunters-2012-Movie-Image-3.jpg
GEMMA: I'm Wonder Woman, Dammit!!!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys. After all the failed attempts at getting back into the mainstream live action arena that would make bring out a certain nastiness in Wonder Woman.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisDianaWally.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Yeah, I could have had my choice of Lois Lane, Iris West, Carol 'Star Sapphire' Ferris, Black Canary, Hawkgirl and/or Zatanna, but I'm willing to settle for Superman."
FLASH: ":huh:"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/138JLAgain.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "We shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
FLASH: "Great! Where are we going?"
EVERYONE ELSE: "...."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg
SUPERMAN [singing]: "Do you see what I see?"
MARTIAN MANHUNTER [singing]: "A Star, A Star..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Somewhere out there is the American Dream..."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "You mean beautiful barely dressed women, free casual lovemaking, drugs, rock and roll, instant gratification, economic turmoil and political strife?"
SUPERMAN: "I was gonna say white picket fences, freshly baked apple pies, fresh milk, and nice wholesome small towns where everyone knows everyone else, but I guess those other things work too..."

[LibidoLoca]

:hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg
CLARK: Look at that beautiful sun!

J'ONN: Look at the sun, look at me! Can I BE wearing any less clothing!

[Panthro]

:hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg
CLARK: Look at that beautiful sun!

J'ONN: Look at the sun, look at me! Can I BE wearing any less clothing!

If he were wearing any less Red Sonja would get jealous.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was invited to the cottage of the 3 Bears-"
BATMAN: "Shut up."

[LibidoLoca]

:funny:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: It says in the script that you have to make it sound more gravelly and harder to understand...

BATMAN: Hmm... Okay what do you think of this... 'WHEREZZZZZ TEH TRIIIIIIGGGGEERRRR'!!!

SUPERMAN: I think the writer's are smoking something...

[Panthro]

:funny:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: It says in the script that you have to make it sound more gravelly and harder to understand...

BATMAN: Hmm... Okay what do you think of this... 'WHEREZZZZZ TEH TRIIIIIIGGGGEERRRR'!!!

SUPERMAN: I think the writer's are smoking something...

Heh, we're never gonna get away from that voice issue are we?


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You know a lot of your fans thought Kevin Conroy should have dubbed Christian Bale in the Nolan trilogy."
BATMAN: "A lot of my fans are insanely fickle, to say the least."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys. I never got the voice thing myself. English isn´t even my first language and I understand Batman fine. If you understand Michael Chiklis as The Thing, Jacke Earl Halet as Rorshach, even Linda Blair as the demon-posessed girl, why not Batman?

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisDianaWally.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Wow, I´m getting my own TV show! If it´s a hit and it runs for a long time, it may increase my chances of finally getting my feature film!

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/Superman_Returns_423200534956PM531.jpg

ROUTH SUPERMAN: Be careful, there can be a catch to it.

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/smallville.jpg

WELLING CLARK: Or even two.

[LibidoLoca]

Heh, we're never gonna get away from that voice issue are we?


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You know a lot of your fans thought Kevin Conroy should have dubbed Christian Bale in the Nolan trilogy."
BATMAN: "A lot of my fans are insanely fickle, to say the least."
:funny:

The voice thing never really bothered me, but I love all the parody videos on YouTube that make fun of it. Also, I need a new go to phrase...

[Panthro]

Great stuff all around.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN [reading]: "And they all lived-"
BATMAN: "Don't spoil the ending for me!!!"

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: So Snape kills--

BATMAN: Dude! How many times have I told you, I'm a Twilight fan! Stop trying to convert me!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: So Snape kills--

BATMAN: Dude! How many times have I told you, I'm a Twilight fan! Stop trying to convert me!

Bwahahahaha, I guess those bat themed characters have to stick together.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/GreenLanternCannotBeShaft-1.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "In just a few minutes there will be no more of this Samuel L. Jackson/Ultimate Nick Fury foolishness..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/01aChocked_out_by_JazylH.jpg
AQUAMAN: "I told you Mera was off limits!"
BATMAN: "All she asked me for was a sandwich!"

[LibidoLoca]

:lmao:

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: So apparently you have some red sun lamps and have a small BDSM fetish. Then there's a very poorly written sex scene where you have me bound.

BATMAN: And this is why I hate fan fiction...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: So apparently you have some red sun lamps and have a small BDSM fetish. Then there's a very poorly written sex scene where you have me bound.

BATMAN: And this is why I hate fan fiction...

Hehehehe, everyone hates fan fiction...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
JOHN: "Look I didn't really mean it when I said the couple of weeks I spent in the hospital were your fault..."
SHAYERA: "Liar!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
JOHN: "Shay, c'mon, you know me and Wally were drunk that night-"
SHAYERA: "Go away. I want to be alone right now."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherLongWideShot.jpg
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Anyone else thinking it's taking the WB think tank down there too long to get going?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexLuthorBitschSlappingtheQuestion.gif
LEX: "I'm gonna keep doing this until I wipe that smirk off your face!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexLuthorBitschSlappingtheQuestion.gif
LEX: "Wax On Wax Off! Wax On Wax Off!"

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/01aChocked_out_by_JazylH.jpg
AQUAMAN: Do you have any mouthwash in that utility belt?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
JOHN: Maybe next time we use a different safe word...

SHAYERA: Yeah maybe...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/01aChocked_out_by_JazylH.jpg
AQUAMAN: Do you have any mouthwash in that utility belt?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
JOHN: Maybe next time we use a different safe word...

SHAYERA: Yeah maybe...

:pal:

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg

SUPERMAN: That´s right, it´s called Twilight and it´s one of the most popular novel and movie series in the world.

BATMAN: Now that´s a mystery even I may be unable to solve...

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg

SUPERMAN: Look at this beautiful Earth sunset...
MM: Clark, I´m from Mars! This is what the sky looked to me every f****ing day, all day long!
SUPERMAN: But hey, the ocean is pretty beautiful, isn´t it?
MM: Oh great, remind me that Mars at one point had oceans and now it´s a f****ing dry wasteland!
SUPERMAN: J´onn, you really, really need to get laid.
MM: I know.

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Somewhere at the end of that sunset is a pot of gold."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "You can have the pot of gold, I'll take the pot of Oreo cookies."
SUPERMAN: ":huh:"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
JOHN: I´m sorry, I thought you meant a different kind of fisting!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/138JLAgain.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: Okay, who forgot to pay the electric bill and recharge my battery? Aquaman, I´m looking at you!
AQUAMAN: Dammit, I always get the lame jobs...

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Somewhere out there... a silly fanboy or fangirl is writing a silly internet rant about how Oscar winner Christian Bale should have been dubbed by Kevin Conroy for the Nolan Batman trilogy. Your mission is to find that fanboy or fangirl and scramble their brains like eggs. In exchange we'll give you a lifetime supply of Oreos."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Hell I'd do that for free, but I'll take the lifetime supply of Oreos anyway. Plus milk."

[matrix_ghost]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
JOHN: I´m sorry, I thought you meant a different kind of fisting!

Priceless :lmao:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
Hawkgirl's reaction to Avengers Vs. X-Men #11

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Great stuff Panthro. Hmmmm, Oreos, brllaaaaa...

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexLuthorBitschSlappingtheQuestion.gif
LEX: Vandal Savage is NOT better than me!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexLuthorBitschSlappingtheQuestion.gif

QUESTION: Dude, I´m a C-list DC superhero and I´m not yoru archnemesis or anything, why are you hitting me so much?
LEX: Your blank face makes it easier for me to picture Superman and pretend I´m hitting him!
QUESTION: ...

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg

SUPERMAN: Is this the most beautifu planet in the universe, or what?
MM: Pfff, that´s as much silly bias as that whole "miss universe" thing.

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
BATMAN: "So Marvel's whole strategy now is that to make their heroes hit each other?"
SUPERMAN: "They still get more films made than us."
BATMAN: "While so many of my brethren must settle for animation. Clearly something is not right here..."

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Crisis2.jpg
SUPERMAN: J'onn where is everybody?

http://www.capmac.org/iphonesig/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/apple-catalan.png
J'ONN: Where do you think...

[LibidoLoca]

http://gallery.xcave.net/video/jlu/JLU_Batman_Bemused.jpg
BATMAN: Heh! Savage tried to control the Justice League with super hi-tech nano chips. When all he needed was...

http://www.toonbarn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/batman_superman.jpg
This!

SUPERMAN: Ooo... Shiny, shiny, pretty, pretty...

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg

SUPERMAN: So, this is the first draft of our JL script.
BATMAN: And?
SUPERMAN: You know how I´m always the positive guy, who tries to see good in everything?
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: Yeah, I won´t do it this time.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg

SUPERMAN: So, this is the first draft of our JL script.
BATMAN: And?
SUPERMAN: You know how I´m always the positive guy, who tries to see good in everything?
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: Yeah, I won´t do it this time.

Hehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/14NewFrontierSupermanBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Once upon a time-"
BATMAN: "I just figured out the ending!"
SUPERMAN: "I haven't finished the first chapter yet."
BATMAN: "I still figured out the ending!"
SUPERMAN: "Reading with you is no fun."

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/BruceWayneTDK_zpsa561536b.jpg

I´m Batman, mate!

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/henry_cavill_superman_1_zpsa9e965a3.jpg

And I´m a bloody good friend!

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/AndrewGarfieldSpiderman_zpsf017eaa7.jpg

And I´m your lovely shire Spider-Man, my good lads!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg

SUPERMAN: If you build it, they´ll come.
MM: A baseball field? IN the middle of the goddamn ocean?!
SUPERMAN: Hey, if you can´t do better than Kevin Costner, you might as well become him...

[LibidoLoca]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexLuthorBitschSlappingtheQuestion.gif
LEX: What do you mean you couldn't get me Justin Bieber tickets?!?!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexLuthorBitschSlappingtheQuestion.gif
LEX: "I want Wally West back!"
QUESTION: "Ow! That's not my- OW! Department! Ow!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Justice%20League%20Animated/132NewFrontierSupermanMartianManhunter.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Somewhere out there is Wally West, his wife, and his kids. As his friends, it is our job to find him and restore him to his rightful place as the One True Flash."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Agreed. I'm getting really sick and tired of Barry and his lame Laurel & Hardy impressions."

[Hotwire]

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SUPERMAN: At the touch of leather, I quiver and gasp. He walks around me again, trailing the crop around the middle of my body. On his second circuit, he suddenly flicks the crop, and it hits me underneath my behind … against my sex …

BATMAN: !!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: Somewhere out there is Frank Miller. Once a comic book genius, now a dangerously insane man. Your mission is to stop him from making our movie, by whatever means necessary.
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Shouldn´t you perform such an important mission yourself?
SUPERMAN: Miller... brings me too many bad memories.

[Panthro]

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SUPERMAN: Somewhere out there is Frank Miller. Once a comic book genius, now a dangerously insane man. Your mission is to stop him from making our movie, by whatever means necessary.
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Shouldn´t you perform such an important mission yourself?
SUPERMAN: Miller... brings me too many bad memories.

:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud


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SUPERMAN: "You see where I'm pointing? Where I'm pointing Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes are about to collide. You cannot let that happen."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Understood. The tabloids would suffer without their antics."

[ultimatefan]

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LEX: The last copy of The Avengers blu-ray is mine!! MINE!!!

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: Happy? Rumor is your beloved Frank Miller will be involved with the JL movie.
BATMAN: C´mon Clark, he hasn´t been my "beloved" Frank Miller since Batman Vs. Spawn. And it only got worse from there.

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: You go 643,2 miles west, then you´ll see a small town at the board of the ocean. You go another 3,8 miles, right in the middle of it there´s a sycamore tree in the the park. 12 yards to the left there´s an old colonial style-house with musk-green door and windows and a little crack on the wall shaped like a cornucopia. It says "handcrafted jade platypus figurines".
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Heh, GPS is sooo for losers...

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

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LEX: "And this is for trolling me on Facebook!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

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Superman: So Bruce, have you seen my Superman Vs. The Elite animated feature? Pretty good, huh?

Batman: You mean the one where you´re basically Elvis Presley fighting Johnny Rotten?

Superman: Exactly.

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

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Superman: So Bruce, have you seen my Superman Vs. The Elite animated feature? Pretty good, huh?

Batman: You mean the one where you´re basically Elvis Presley fighting Johnny Rotten?

Superman: Exactly.

Hehehehehe

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SUPERMAN: "So Wolverine's an Avenger now in addition to being an X-Man and headmaster of his own school named after the dead lady he used to pine for."
BATMAN: "I can't even begin to explain all the things that are wrong with that development."

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

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CLARK: Why so serious?