the question thread

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Why would I want to stop a full bladder?
Do you know that as soon as I posted that I knew I'd get that response?

And would you believe I meant I had to leave?;)

[Mr.Bush]

Originally posted by twylight
I don't think so, considering I am a girl, are you accusing me of something? ;) Do you have sex with Ben Aflek?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Mr.Bush
Do you have sex with Ben Aflek?
Can you believe I wouldn't even if I could?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Do you know that as soon as I posted that I knew I'd get that response?

And would you believe I meant I had to leave?;)

Did you know that I always thought that you're a smart one? ;)

And did you know that I'll surely miss your presence while you're gone?

Wave at me whenever you bump into me online, will ya? :D

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
i dont understand this thread

Do you know that some things in this universe are not meant to be understood?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
like my dogs genitals?

Were you curious to understand about your dog's genitals?

[Alf]

did you know you just made me throw up?:confused::o:(

[Danger Mouse]

You are a curious and peculiar individual, Bloody Mary, are you not?

Do you know that I like that in a woman?

[Alf]

dont you know how much l hate throwing up?


do you also know that l lied?:o

l havent throw up in like 2months:o

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
when hes laying i sit there with a magnifying glass and draw them, they are mesmerizing and scientific

And what did you learn from your observation?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
that it moves when i touch it

REALLY?

What else did you find out?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
that when i lick it, it moves

Did you know I didn't know that?

What else?

[Speedin' Bullet]

Are you guys ok?

[C. Lee]

How ya doing twy?
How's the legal system treating you Mouse?
Did you know you're still one strange whatever you are Mary?
Why ask such rude questions to twy there Bush?

[redmarvel]

Are those enough questions? Why isn't even one of them a "general response"?

[C. Lee]

Is there a limit on the number of questions to ask?
Is it wrong not to have multiple posts?
Is it so bad, that since for this week I will not be posting in the evening when most of the people I talk to are on, to make individual acknowlegements that I'm thinking of them?
How are you doing today Red?
May I also say hi to Daisy, who I haven't spoken to for days?
Did you get to bask naked in the moonlight yet Red?

[redmarvel]

Would you believe it's raining again today? :eek:

[Kessel Day]

isn't it still a bit chilly for nude moonbathing, red?

[calculator2006]

hello?

[C. Lee]

:confused: ?yadot no gniog si tahW

[Danger Mouse]

So, is this place fixed already??

[Protest the Hero]

Why did Malice make me and Danger Mouse "Dorks"? :(

[Danger Mouse]

What the f--? How did that happen?

[Protest the Hero]

You wanna check the comments and supports forum for more details? :up:

[Danger Mouse]

What did I do to deserve this? :(

[Protest the Hero]

Don'tchya kinda feel special? :confused:

[Daisy]

I do have to say, I chuckled just a little seeing Vis with a custom title of Hyperactive Dork. :o

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by The Legend Link
Don'tchya kinda feel special? :confused:

As in "special people"?

[C. Lee]

Should I lower myself and talk to dorks?

[Danger Mouse]

Can't you see that I'm no ordinary dork?

[Daisy]

Originally posted by Daisy
I do have to say, I chuckled just a little seeing Vis with a custom title of Hyperactive Dork. :o

How did that get here? Was I not in Comments and Support? :confused:

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Daisy
How did that get here? Was I not in Comments and Support? :confused:

Ahhh... Malice finally got to you, too, huh? :D

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Can't you see that I'm no ordinary dork?
Is that really considered a compliment?:D

What's up Mouse?

Did you know that my son and I are going to see Return of the King again this afternoon?

[Daisy]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Ahhh... Malice finally got to you, too, huh? :D

Do you think?

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Should I lower myself and talk to dorks? Do you know I tried to change my status to "Hyperactive Bear" and was unable?

Do you know that Malice can do the same to you at any time? ;)

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Is that really considered a compliment?:D

And like I have a choice? Can't I find a silver lining in all this?


Originally posted by C. Lee
What's up Mouse?

Did you know that my son and I are going to see Return of the King again this afternoon?

Would you know that it's STILL playing at my cinemas, too? Can't they just MOVE ON?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Do you know I tried to change my status to "Hyperactive Bear" and was unable?

Do you know that Malice can do the same to you at any time? ;)
Did you know that I figured he would tamper with anyone who showed up today?

Did you know that I've been called worse things in this long langourious life?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Daisy
Do you think?

How else did that predicament of yours happened then? Do you have a better explanation?

[C. Lee]

Why would you want them to move on?

Don't you love seeing it on the big screen?

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Did you know that I figured he would tamper with anyone who showed up today?

Did you know that I've been called worse things in this long langourious life? Would you believe (on both counts) same here? ;)

Has anyone checked their PM box recently? Can you believe, I'm 80% full, even though I recently emptied my sent items, and recieved?

Is Malice getting that many kicks out of all this?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Why would you want them to move on?

Don't you love seeing it on the big screen?

Would you believe that I've seen it twice and I consider that to be enough? Do you know that as much as I have nothing against the movie, I believe that it should just go away and give other movies a chance at the Gold Class?

[C. Lee]

Hey Killa...would you believe that my pm box says 220% full?

[Protest the Hero]

Can you believe MY PM box is 300% FULL?!?!?!?!? :eek:

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Would you believe (on both counts) same here? ;)

Has anyone checked their PM box recently? Can you believe, I'm 80% full, even though I recently emptied my sent items, and recieved?

Is Malice getting that many kicks out of all this?

Do you know that mine says that I've used 1260% of my quota????? :confused:

[C. Lee]

Hey Mouse...did you know that I started reading the LOTR in 1972 and waiting all that time for a genius like Jackson to come along and make the classics that he did?

Did you know that I figure the multiplexes have room for other movies?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Hey Mouse...did you know that I started reading the LOTR in 1972 and waiting all that time for a genius like Jackson to come along and make the classics that he did?

Did you know that I figure the multiplexes have room for other movies?

Did you know that my dad was probably banging my mom to conceive me just about the time you were reading your LOTR book?

Did you know that my local cineplex has 18 screens BUT JUST ONE GOLD CLASS WHICH HAS BEEN MONOPOLISED BY LOTR FOR 4 MONTHS NOW?

[redmarvel]

Will LOTR still be playing when Punisher comes out?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Did you know that my dad was probably banging my mom to conceive me just about the time you were reading your LOTR book?

Did you know that my local cineplex has 18 screens BUT JUST ONE GOLD CLASS WHICH HAS BEEN MONOPOLISED BY LOTR FOR 4 MONTHS NOW?
Are you sure it was him? Would you believe that I was rather active in my younger days?

What's the difference with a Gold Class?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Are you sure it was him? Would you believe that I was rather active in my younger days?

You're my... *gasp* dad? Can this be true? But didn't my mother tell me that back in the 70s she never dated pimply scrawny teenage LOTR fans?


Originally posted by C. Lee
What's the difference with a Gold Class?

Don't you know? Do I really need to tell you that Gold Class has only a capacity of 30 seats, and each seat is a recliner, has a little coffee table, and you're served by waiters? Would you believe that I AM NOT KIDDING?

Care to check out these pics?

http://www.gsc.com.my/cinemas/8goldclass01.jpg http://www.gsc.com.my/cinemas/8goldclass03.jpg http://www.gsc.com.my/cinemas/8goldclass04.jpg

Envious? Wouldya believe my first Gold Class experiece was Spider-Man a few years back?

[C. Lee]

May I say...GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY...what a cool theater?

Did you know I'm from Kentucky, and we have to sit on haybales to watch a movie?

How ya doing....son?:D

Did you know there are probably a lot of things your mom didn't tell you?

[!~INSANITY~!]

Like how you got circumsized?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
May I say...GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY...what a cool theater?

Did you know I'm from Kentucky, and we have to sit on haybales to watch a movie?

Do you know that a seat in that cool theater costs a bomb?

Haybales? Do they have people waiting on you, too?


Originally posted by C. Lee
How ya doing....son?:D

Did you know there are probably a lot of things your mom didn't tell you?

Would you believe that I was in the office until half past midnight preparing for a lawsuit which needed to be filed today?

So you were that scrawny pimply teenage LOTR fan that was in an old photograph of my mom's? Didn't she tell me that you used to deliver groceries to the house?

[C. Lee]

Did you know I nibbled on your groceries as I brought them over/

Aren't clients a pain in the kiester?

Do you consider the farmer trying to get his haybale back to feed his cows being waited on?

Will a half dozen firecrackers fill in for a bomb?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Did you know I nibbled on your groceries as I brought them over/

Aren't clients a pain in the kiester?

Do you consider the farmer trying to get his haybale back to feed his cows being waited on?

Will a half dozen firecrackers fill in for a bomb?

Are you sure that was all that you nibbled?

Would you like to know that this pain-in-the-kiester client has deep pockets and is worth every minute spent on overtime?

And does he serve you complimentary milk?

Do you know that you need at least 2 dozen firecrackers to fill THAT bomb?

[!~INSANITY~!]

Danger Mouse, didn't you sign up at Coming Soon! ?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Are you sure that was all that you nibbled?

Would you like to know that this pain-in-the-kiester client has deep pockets and is worth every minute spent on overtime?

And does he serve you complimentary milk?

Do you know that you need at least 2 dozen firecrackers to fill THAT bomb?
Did you know a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.....so here's what I did....?

Can you say...paid off mortage?

Ever had it straight from the teet?

How about a couple of M-80s?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by !~INSANITY~!
Danger Mouse, didn't you sign up at Coming Soon! ?

How did you know?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Can you say...paid off mortage?


:D ?

[C. Lee]

Hey Mouse...did you know that I have a 4 bedroom 3 bath double story house built next to a golf course?

Did you know that My lawyer lives there and says thanks?

[Danger Mouse]

How can I not ROTFLMAO??? :D

[Danger Mouse]

Can I be your lawyer? :D

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
How can I not ROTFLMAO??? :D
Did you know I do too every Saturday while washing my...er his....brand new car? :D

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Can I be your lawyer? :D
Can you get me out of indentured servitude?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Can you get me out of indentured servitude?

Would you mind transfering such service to me? :D

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Would you mind transfering such service to me? :D
Did you know that you'll probably have to get into intensive negotiations with him....he likes the way I clean the house.:p

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Did you know that you'll probably have to get into intensive negotiations with him....he likes the way I clean the house.:p

What if... then again, this is just a thought here... what if I BUY YOU FROM HIM? You know, throw some cash in his way? :D

[twylight]

Why do you guys always seem to be in a conversation when I come on?

[redmarvel]

Would you rather arrive at boards that are completely silent?

[C. Lee]

Where did the rodent go?

[Danger Mouse]

Where did I go? Where did YOU go?

[C. Lee]

Didn't you hear that I've been on vacation and yet called in to work repeatedly so that so far I have 16 hours overtime?

[Danger Mouse]

Translated to dollars a cents, how much is that 16 hours of overtime worth?

[twylight]

Who's your list DM?

And how are ya'll tonight?

[Danger Mouse]

What list?

[twylight]

Did you on another thread state that your social-life is going rather unsmoothly?

[Danger Mouse]

Oh, you mean THAT list?

Would you be mad at me if I told you that you're on it?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Oh, you mean THAT list?

Would you be mad at me if I told you that you're on it?
Is it a bad list?

I don't think so,:) Can I wonder why since I don't really know you?

Or do I?

[Danger Mouse]

Would it surprise you if I say that we don't really know each other?

Would you like to change that circumstance? :)

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Would it surprise you if I say that we don't really know each other?

Would you like to change that circumstance? :)
Would you be suprised if I said no?

Isn't it worth knowing someone, a little better?

[Danger Mouse]

It is worth it, isn't it? ;)

[twydaisy]

I don't know. Is it?

[Alf]

who are you?:confused:

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
It is worth it, isn't it? ;)
Can I say that I think it is?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Alf
who are you?:confused:

:confused:

Did Alf just take the words right out of my mouth?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Can I say that I think it is?

So, where do we start? ;)

And who is TwyDaisy?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
:confused:

Did Alf just take the words right out of my mouth?

Can you believe mine too?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
So, where do we start? ;)

And who is TwyDaisy?

Do you know that I'm new at this?


Can you believe that I think its KPB?

[Alf]

why would that be so strange?:confused::(

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Do you know that I'm new at this?

Do you know that we're in the same boat?


Originally posted by twylight
Can you believe that I think its KPB?

Why do you suspect him?






Would you mind terribly if I leave now? :(

(Did that just sound a lot less awkward than "Would it make you sad if I said that I had to go" or what?) ;)

Have you checked for any PMs lately?

[twylight]

Why would what be strange? :confused:

[Danger Mouse]

Well?

[Alf]

why would me taking the words off your keyboards be so strange?:ConfuseD:

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Do you know that we're in the same boat?

Why do you suspect him?


Would you mind terribly if I leave now? :(

(Did that just sound a lot less awkward than "Would it make you sad if I said that I had to go" or what?) ;)

Have you checked for any PMs lately?
Would you know that I don't like rocking it?

It could be that I believe it to be someone who knows Daisy and I?


Can you believe that I will?:(


I have not but I soon will okay?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Alf
why would me taking the words off your keyboards be so strange?:ConfuseD:

Are you saying you didn't understand what twylight and I just said about you taking the words right out off our mouths?

[Danger Mouse]

Can I bid you all adieu? Wanna see me off?

[Alf]

shall l just say nevermind?

ok, nevermind:)

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Can I bid you all adieu? Wanna see me off?
Can you believe it will make me sad?

But that I'll do it anyway?

I hope it will be alright to blow you a kiss?
*blows kiss*?

[Mr.Bush]

How's everyone doing tonight?

[Danger Mouse]

So, who's up for questions?

[Danger Mouse]

No one?

[Mr. Spock]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
No one? http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/spocks/sts1.jpg Do you have a problem?

[Danger Mouse]

No. You're too insignificant to be categorised as a problem.

[redmarvel]

Isn't a person's significance dependent on the "viewer"?

[C. Lee]

What if the viewer is a moron?

[redmarvel]

Don't morons have just as many significant people in their lives as geniuses (genii???) ?

[C. Lee]

Don't you thing the amount of significant others in a morons life doesn't necissarily make his view of your significance an intelligent informed view?

[redmarvel]

Since neither of us are morons isn't it hard to truly understand them?

[C. Lee]

May I say thank you for the kind assessment of my abilities?

[Gambit8370]

Did anyone miss me?

[C. Lee]

Will saying "I haven't seen you around lately" suffice?

[Gambit8370]

What? Was I asking for too much?

[C. Lee]

Was my attempt at levity misconstrued?

[redmarvel]

Did you remember to make a funny face when you said it?

[C. Lee]

Don't you think my face is always funny?

[redmarvel]

Would you believe I never thought of Doc Savage as funny looking?

[C. Lee]

But didn't you realise that I'm not as serious as he is?

[Danger Mouse]

C. Lee, you here? Can I ask you a question?

[C. Lee]

If I'm not here...where am I?

[Danger Mouse]

How should I know?

Hey buddy, do you know where twylight lives?

[C. Lee]

Would it upset you to hear that I can't be posative at the moment, but have a general idea?

[Danger Mouse]

And where would that be?

[C. Lee]

Have you checked your pm's lately?

[Phoebe Dark]

Can I say that this is a most interesting thread?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Can I say that this is a most interesting thread?

And how is that?

[Danger Mouse]

Oh, can I extend a warm welcome to you?

[Danger Mouse]

HEY! C. LEE, where are you running off to? :(

[Phoebe Dark]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
And how is that?

I think it might be because you have to ask only questions?

Do you know you would be the first to welcome me?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
HEY! C. LEE, where are you running off to? :(
Whatcha taklin' bout Mouse?

[C. Lee]

May I be the second Phoebe Dark?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
I think it might be because you have to ask only questions?

Do you know you would be the first to welcome me?

Come and join in the fun then, will ya?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Whatcha taklin' bout Mouse?

Why was your name not on the list of "Users Browsing this Forum" for a second back there?

[Phoebe Dark]

Originally posted by C. Lee
May I be the second Phoebe Dark?

Don't you know I would be glad to let you be?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Why was your name not on the list of "Users Browsing this Forum" for a second back there?
Would you think it's from going in to read or write a pm?

[C. Lee]

Do you prefer to be called...Phoebe...Dark...or Phoebe Dark?

[Phoebe Dark]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Do you prefer to be called...Phoebe...Dark...or Phoebe Dark?
Can you believe that I'll be happy to be called anything but a bad name?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Would you think it's from going in to read or write a pm?

Why couldn't you just open a new window for PMs?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Can you believe that I'll be happy to be called anything but a bad name?

Can I call you sweetheart?

Can I call you?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Why couldn't you just open a new window for PMs?
Have I ever explained to you how I don't know ****e about computers?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Can you believe that I'll be happy to be called anything but a bad name?
Did you know that you don't have to worry about that kind of stuff from me?

[Phoebe Dark]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Can I call you sweetheart?

Can I call you?

Do you really think I'd stop you?

Don't you think you need a phone number for that?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Have I ever explained to you how I don't know ****e about computers?

Do you know that you seem pretty computer-savvy for a person your age?

[E. Bison]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Have I ever explained to you how I don't know ****e about computers?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif Would it help if you weren't so old?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Do you really think I'd stop you?

Will I be risking a lawsuit?



Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Don't you think you need a phone number for that?

Aren't you listed under Dark, Phoebe?

[Phoebe Dark]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Have I ever explained to you how I don't know ****e about computers?

Would it help if I told you I didn't either?

And that I'm struggling to set my avatar up?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Do you know that you seem pretty computer-savvy for a person your age?
Do you realise that anything I know I learned on the Hype....and still don't ****e about them?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif Would it help if you weren't so old?

And how are you today, Mr. Dictator, Sir?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Do you realise that anything I know I learned on the Hype....and still don't ****e about them?

If whatever you know helps you get around the internet, what else do you need to know anyway?

[Phoebe Dark]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Will I be risking a lawsuit?

Aren't you listed under Dark, Phoebe?

Can you believe that I don't think my lawyers would file one?

Would it shock you if I said no?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif Would it help if you weren't so old?
Did you know that I got my first computer in October 2002...which is coincidentaly the same I started here?

Do you kids realise how lucky you are to have them in schools so that you can learn while young?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Would it help if I told you I didn't either?

And that I'm struggling to set my avatar up?
Would it help if I told you that fellow hypster Joseph_Freefall did my avatar for me?

[E. Bison]

Originally posted by C. Lee

Do you kids realise how lucky you are to have them in schools so that you can learn while young?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/ex3-vega.jpg Do you realize how right you are? Did you ever own any pet dinosaurs when you were a kid?


And how are you today, Mr. Dictator, Sir?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif I'm doing great why thank you. Now how about helping me keep my "MEAN" thread alive while were at it when I'm not here?

[Phoebe Dark]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Would it help if I told you that fellow hypster Joseph_Freefall did my avatar for me?

Would you know that I just can't decide which one to use?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/ex3-vega.jpg Do you realize how right you are? Did you ever own any pet dinosaurs when you were a kid?
What do you mean "did I"....didn't you know that I kept a few around?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Would you know that I just can't decide which one to use?
Why not just pick one and run with it?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Do you kids realise how lucky you are to have them in schools so that you can learn while young?

Did you know, like you, I never had any formal training in computers?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Can you believe that I don't think my lawyers would file one?

Would it shock you if I said no?

Do you have any idea how glad I am to know that, sweetheart?

How liberal are you in giving out phone numbers?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif I'm doing great why thank you. Now how about helping me keep my "MEAN" thread alive while were at it when I'm not here?

Aren't I already?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Phoebe Dark
Would you know that I just can't decide which one to use?

Why don't you give Eternal a PM and ask him to do you a really cool one?

[twylight]

Why do I always miss the new girls?

[Danger Mouse]

And how are you today, lovely twy?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
And how are you today, lovely twy?
Would you believe I am having one of those "bouts of sorrow"?

[Danger Mouse]

Need a hug?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gifNeed a shot of Vodka?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Need a hug?
I assume your offering?

[Danger Mouse]

Would I be saying so if I meant otherwise?

[Bloody Vixen]

How would we know that's not your only intention? ;) :D

[twylight]

Originally posted by Bloody Vixen
How would we know that's not your only intention? ;) :D
How did you get to be so coy?;)

DM, Can I say I would love one?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Bloody Vixen
How would we know that's not your only intention? ;) :D

Would YOU want a hug?

Oh, and did you know you're in my list, too? ;)

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
DM, Can I say I would love one?

Any ideas on how I can deliver it?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Any ideas on how I can deliver it?
I think to send a cyber hug you go *hug*, don't you? ;)

I see you asked C. Lee, Did you get the answer you expected?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
I think to send a cyber hug you go *hug*, don't you? ;)

I see you asked C. Lee, Did you get the answer you expected?

But what if I want to give you a real one?

Would you believe that old geezer said that his memory is failing him? :D Did you know that despite of which, he did mention somewhere on the Western Seaboard?

[Bloody Vixen]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Would YOU want a hug?

Oh, and did you know you're in my list, too? ;)

Forgive me. my minds in the gutters right now. :D :p Did you experience the hailstorm yesterday?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
But what if I want to give you a real one?

Would you believe that old geezer said that his memory is failing him? :D Did you know that despite of which, he did mention somewhere on the Western Seaboard?

Can you believe I would dance away?;)


Did he really say that?
Isn't he a lovable old fellow?

May I ask you a favor?
(can I say not that kind?) ;)

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Can you believe I would dance away?;)

Why do I always have that effect on girls? :(

Would this do, then?

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000XO2I8.02.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

Originally posted by twylight
Did he really say that?
Isn't he a lovable old fellow?

He is, isn't he?


Originally posted by twylight
May I ask you a favor?
(can I say not that kind?) ;)

Sure, why not?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Why do I always have that effect on girls? :(

Would this do, then?

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000XO2I8.02.MZZZZZZZ.jpg



He is, isn't he?




Sure, why not?
awww, would you believe that it would? :)

Yep, Can't you tell thats why he's my grandpa?

Can you believe that you can't do it now?
Because, believe it or not the person I wanted you to meet left?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
believe it or not the person I wanted you to meet left?

:confused: And who would that be? And why?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
:confused: And who would that be? And why?
Can you believe it is The Evolutionist?

I hope you aren't angry, but would you believe that I told him and SHF that you PMed me and they...:o? ;)

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Can you believe it is The Evolutionist?

I hope you aren't angry, but would you believe that I told him and SHF that you PMed me and they...:o? ;)

Can you be a bit more specific? Can't you see that I don't get you? Do you know that I'm losing you here?

And who is SHF?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Can you be a bit more specific? Can't you see that I don't get you? Do you know that you're losing me here?
You know it would be horrible if I lost you? :(

Can you believe that I didn't know that they were so "protective" ;) and started making jokes about umm.."mouse season"?

You won't hold it against them will you?
Can you believe that they were joking?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse

And who is SHF?
Would you believe its spidey_hulk_fan?

And that I do hope your on when he is tonight?

[Danger Mouse]

Should I back off?

[Paradoxium]

Why are you not back in your little home, the TB :mad: :D ?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Paradoxium
Why are you not back in your little home, the TB :mad: :D ?

Could it be because she likes my company?

[Paradoxium]

Why are you luring little girls into your mouse trap?

[Danger Mouse]

Why would a mouse keep a mouse trap?

[Paradoxium]

Why do humans keep nuclear weapons?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Should I back off?
Do you want to?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Paradoxium
Why do humans keep nuclear weapons?

Why don't you tell me?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Paradoxium
Why are you not back in your little home, the TB :mad: :D ?

Why do you hate me so, when I wuv you? :( :D

And who are you calling little ?

Can you believe I'm all of 5' 7"? :p ;) :)

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Do you want to?

Do you want me to? Will I get you in trouble if I don't?

[Paradoxium]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Why don't you tell me?

Why would I? Wasn't that the answer to your question? Have you not heard of rhetorical question? ;)

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Do you want me to? Will I get you in trouble if I don't?
Can you believe I will only warn you to tread with caution?;)

[Paradoxium]

Originally posted by twylight
What do you hate me so, when I wuv you? :( :D

And who are you calling little ?

Can you believe I'm all of 5' 7"? :p ;) :)

Whats wrong with not liking you?

Why is 5'7 not little? :confused:

[twylight]

Originally posted by Paradoxium
Whats wrong with not liking you?

Why is 5'7 not little? :confused:
Can you believe nothing!:eek: :p ;)

Would you believe I didn't think it made me "little"?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Paradoxium
Why would I? Wasn't that the answer to your question? Have you not heard of rhetorical question? ;)

Do you know that in this particular thread it would be quite a task to determine between a rhetorical question and an actual one?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Can you believe I will only warn you to tread with caution?;)

Shall I wear protection?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Shall I wear protection?
Do you want me to get you the ski mask? Or shall you? ;)

[Paradoxium]

How about young?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Do you want me to get you the ski mask? Or shall you? ;)

Is a ski mask the only protection I need against psychos with shotguns and chainsaws?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Is a ski mask the only protection I need against psychos with shotguns and chainsaws?
Now do you see why people keep nuclear weapons?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifWhere's Waldo?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Now do you see why people keep nuclear weapons?

Can YOU be my protection? Have you heard it's "Mouse Season" now? And do you know that being the ONLY mouse here kinda creeps me out?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Is a ski mask the only protection I need against psychos with shotguns and chainsaws?
Can you believe that I'll stand in the gap for you?

[twylight]

Can you believe that I have to leave for a bit, but will be back?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Can you believe that I have to leave for a bit, but will be back?

To get me protection?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Can YOU be my protection? Have you heard it's "Mouse Season" now? And do you know that being the ONLY mouse here kinda creeps me out?
Am I too loveable to be a bodyguard?

[Bloody Vixen]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
To get me protection?

:D :D :p Or something else?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Am I too loveable to be a bodyguard?

Oh well, looks like I will have to show them why I'm called Danger Mouse, won't I?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Oh well, looks like I will have to show them why I'm called Danger Mouse, won't I?
Is this where your alter ego "perilous Rodent" makes an appearence?

[Danger Mouse]

Did I make a mistake by chatting a girl up?

[C. Lee]

Would you be glad to hear me say...I don't think so?

[Danger Mouse]

Then why am I receiving death threats in my mail? Why did someone deliver a skinned rat to my doorstep?

[C. Lee]

Oh...did you know I thought you were worried about how twy felt about you talking to Phoebe?

Did you know there is a guy over at the TB who seems to like twy a lot?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Oh...did you know I thought you were worried about how twy felt about you talking to Phoebe?

Did you know there is a guy over at the TB who seems to like twy a lot?

Did you know that I'm not the least worried about that?

Maybe he's the guy who wants to do me in? Come to think of it, do you know I feel kinda flattered to be considered a worthy competition? :D

[Paradoxium]

Did you know she "wuv's" about every single guy that can post ? ;)

[Danger Mouse]

Isn't that kinda like... too liberal or something?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Paradoxium
Did you know she "wuv's" about every single guy that can post ? ;)
Did you know thats not true?

[Danger Mouse]

Then who DO you love?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Then who DO you love?
Do you mean for real?
Can you believe no one on hype?

And would you believe that I just sort of ended up with guys on the TB?:confused:

And that I just throw "wuv" at Paradoxium because it bugs him?

[Alf]

what if she doesnt love anyone?:confused::o

[Alf]

why dont l click the quote button?:confused:

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Do you mean for real?
Can you believe no one on hype?

And would you believe that I just sort of ended up with guys on the TB?:confused:

And that I just throw "wuv" at Paradoxium because it bugs him?

What about outside the Hype? Are you spoken for?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Alf
what if she doesnt love anyone?:confused::o

Is she capable of being that heartless?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
What about outside the Hype? Are you spoken for?
Can you believe I don't trust anyone enough to be "spoken for"?

[Alf]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Is she capable of being that heartless? would you believe l assumed you were talking bout on this site?:confused::o

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Alf
would you believe l assumed you were talking bout on this site?:confused::o

Would you accept my apologies for misconstruing you?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Can you believe I don't trust anyone enough to be "spoken for"?

Perhaps in time you'll learn to trust me?

[Alf]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Would you accept my apologies for misconstruing you? why wouldnt l?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Perhaps in time you'll learn to trust me?
Would you believe your coming off a little on the strong side?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by twylight
Would you believe your coming off a little on the strong side?

Would you accept my apology and my promise of backing off?

Maybe I should go now and walk into the far horizon before I outdo myself, don't you agree?

[twylight]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Would you accept my apology and my promise of backing off?

Maybe I should go now and walk into the far horizon before I outdo myself, don't you agree?

Would you believe I would?


Didn't you know you don't have to be that extreme?

[twydaisy]

Really?

[Danger Mouse]

Come clean now: who are you?

[twydaisy]

Didn't you read my sig?

Don't you believe that I'm not sure myself?

[Danger Mouse]

You do know that you had not be one of Mr. Bush's alter egos, don't you?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifDo you guys like my new avatar?

[Elijya]

is the space pope reptillian?

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifDo you guys like my new avatar?

Wow, how much did the sex change op cost ya?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_laughing.gifBWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA! LOL! NOOOO It' s not me silly it's Hilary Duff with my hat on. Do you guys like Hilary Duff? You guys think my hat looks good on her?

[Danger Mouse]

She only got the hat? What about whatever that was under it?

[Fox Mulder]

Mr Bison, did you know that you're worrying me? :eek:

[E. Bison]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
She only got the hat? What about whatever that was under it?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega5.gifYou mean her panties?

Mr Bison, did you know that you're worrying me? Is it because I'm a registered sex offender?

[Elijya]

is taht for real?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_5.gifIs what for real?

[redmarvel]

Is it just me or does Bison have delusions of granduer?

[Danger Mouse]

Is it just me or is this thread getting tiresome?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gifIs it just me or is my avatar just adorable?

[Danger Mouse]

Why don't you have pics of your avatar before your every post instead of what you have now?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Is it just me or does Bison have delusions of granduer?
Did you know, that if he thought "granduer" was a girl, then he would be deluded by her?:D

[redmarvel]

Has anyone else noticed that Man-Thing's avatar looks a heck of a lot like Paul Sr. from Orange County Choppers?