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C. Lee
04-15-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Slipstream
Where the hell did the Favorite Porn Star thread go?:mad: Didn't a mod delete it about 3 days ago?
C. Lee
04-15-2004, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by redmarvel
How could I have missed that?
You didn't see it about a month ago, where he gave someone a load of crap for saying it offhandedly?
Slipstream
04-15-2004, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Didn't a mod delete it about 3 days ago?
It was still here ta 4:30 pm est yesterday unless I've been in a drunken blackout for three days:(
C. Lee
04-15-2004, 11:36 AM
Could I be loosing track of time too....did you know I could have sworn I read someone asking about it a couple of days ago?
redmarvel
04-15-2004, 11:38 AM
Isn't it really easy to lose track of things?
C. Lee
04-15-2004, 11:43 AM
Did you know that when I read that post I said to myself, "Note, do not call him son, because it upsets him"....then he calls me names for no good reason and I said to myself, "Second note....ignore the first"?
Danger Mouse
04-17-2004, 08:48 PM
So, how are things in my absence?
Danger Mouse
04-17-2004, 08:51 PM
Hasn't it? Do you know how happy that makes me feel?
redmarvel
04-19-2004, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Did you know that when I read that post I said to myself, "Note, do not call him son, because it upsets him"....then he calls me names for no good reason and I said to myself, "Second note....ignore the first"?
Dare I ask what kind of "notes to self" you have made for me? ;)
C. Lee
04-19-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by redmarvel
Dare I ask what kind of "notes to self" you have made for me? ;)
Are you asking for us to get together and compare notes?
Gambit8370
04-19-2004, 12:30 PM
Would not "comparing notes" be considered as "cheating" in some areas of discipline?
C. Lee
04-19-2004, 12:47 PM
Did you know that the Kentucky school system calls it "shared learning"?
Gambit8370
04-19-2004, 01:01 PM
Oh really, what does the Mrs. call it?
C. Lee
04-19-2004, 01:16 PM
Don't you know that she calls it...me taking my notes about redmarvel, and redmarvel taking her notes about me...and comparing them to see how we agree and differ?
Gambit8370
04-19-2004, 01:30 PM
She doesn't realize that she can shorten it down by 22 words by just calling it "cheating" like everyone else?
Danger Mouse
04-19-2004, 06:35 PM
Can I just bump this thread and see what happens? Do you know that I have resigned to the fact that nobody wants to converse in questions with me but I still feel like bumping this nonetheless?
Kessel Day
04-19-2004, 09:31 PM
would you believe i'd like to chat but instead must get some sleep, DM? :)
Danger Mouse
04-19-2004, 09:33 PM
May I then bid you goodnight?
C. Lee
04-19-2004, 10:31 PM
Hey Mouse...did you know it's getting late over here?
Danger Mouse
04-19-2004, 10:38 PM
Well, YOU sure took your time in getting to this thread, didn't you?
Did you know that my first post in this thread today was 4 hours ago?
redmarvel
04-20-2004, 06:40 AM
Does time really matter?
Gambit8370
04-20-2004, 07:53 AM
Do these boards exist inside or outside of the space time continuum?
Kessel Day
04-20-2004, 08:24 AM
guess who reached 3,000 posts today?
what shall i use as my custom title? *scratches head*
maybe something in Latin?
(hullo DM! :D)
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 08:25 AM
Does it realy matter if Morris Day and the Time exists inside or outside of the space time continuim?
Slipstream
04-20-2004, 08:26 AM
Why do I have to move my bowels? :D
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by Kessel Day
guess who reached 3,000 posts today?
what shall i use as my custom title? *scratches head*
maybe something in Latin?
(hullo DM! :D)
How about....Armageddon Sica Dis....?:D
redmarvel
04-20-2004, 10:57 AM
What would the translation of that be?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 11:05 AM
You didn't notice this...Armageddon ( I'm a getting)...Sica (sick of)....Dis (this) ? :D
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 07:17 PM
Hello?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 07:46 PM
How ya doin' Mouse?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 07:53 PM
Wouldya believe Armageddon Sica Dis?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 07:55 PM
Is it catching?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 07:56 PM
You think?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 08:00 PM
Did you know I got that from an old book called "The Ship That Got a Flat Tire"?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 08:05 PM
The Ship That Got A Flat Tire?? What was the author smoking?
Kessel Day
04-20-2004, 08:05 PM
what section would that book be in? fiction? poetry? languages?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 08:06 PM
Perhaps you'd like to look for it at the "Neurotic Titles" section?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
The Ship That Got A Flat Tire?? What was the author smoking?
Wouldn't you know that it was a comedy novel about the Navy (along the lines of M*A*S*H)...and that the title comes from a part where the chief of the engine room repairs a part of the engine using a tire's innertube, and during a crucial maneuver the tire blows...and they have to report to the Captain they cannot continue because they have a flat tire?
Was that sentence long enough for you?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 08:29 PM
When will it be out on DVD?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 10:29 PM
The sentence or the book?:D
Have you heard of a movie being made of the book, because I haven't?
blueyedgypsy
04-20-2004, 10:37 PM
Did you know that you read a lot of crazy books, C.Lee? Won't those go putting ideas in your head? Or are you crazy enough already?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 10:38 PM
Well... considering that the only books that I have time for at the moment feature the cast of Sesame Street and a menagerie of farm animals, can someone please make that book into a movie?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Did you know that you read a lot of crazy books, C.Lee? Won't those go putting ideas in your head? Or are you crazy enough already?
Ahhh, but isn't the important point is that I at least read?
Did you know that there is plent of empty room up there for stuff like that?
And would you believe the answer is...aardvark?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Well... considering that the only books that I have time for at the moment feature the cast of Sesame Street and a menagerie of farm animals, can someone please make that book into a movie?
Would you believe me if I said that as soon as I win the lottery I'll get right on it?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Would you believe me if I said that as soon as I win the lottery I'll get right on it?
Can I hold by breath?
blueyedgypsy
04-20-2004, 10:49 PM
What do you think? Would movies made from Grims Fairytales...with the actual GRIM kept in make succesful movies these days? Does it feel like darkly whimsical and slightly goth fantasia would be popular?
blueyedgypsy
04-20-2004, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Can I hold by breath? Do you LIKE dying from suffocation? Are you into asphixiation?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
What do you think? Would movies made from Grims Fairytales...with the actual GRIM kept in make succesful movies these days? Does it feel like darkly whimsical and slightly goth fantasia would be popular?
Don't you think that todays PC crowd would object to it?
Don't you think it would be cool to see though?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Do you LIKE dying from suffocation? Are you into asphixiation?
Do you know that you can't die by holding your breath?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Can I hold by breath?
Is that a rhetorical question?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Do you know that you can't die by holding your breath?
But...did you know that you can kill someone by holding thier breath from them?:eek:
blueyedgypsy
04-20-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Don't you think that todays PC crowd would object to it?
Don't you think it would be cool to see though?
Did you know that Goth is coming back in the elementary and middle schools? Makes it seem like something along those lines might have a chance, doesn't it?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Is that a rhetorical question?
Would you like it to be?
Originally posted by C. Lee
But...did you know that you can kill someone by holding thier breath from them?:eek:
How do you do that? Do you make your victim suck in and hold?
Danger Mouse
04-20-2004, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Did you know that Goth is coming back in the elementary and middle schools? Makes it seem like something along those lines might have a chance, doesn't it?
Now why can't the school in MY country have Goth?
What are the obvious benefits of having them?
C. Lee
04-20-2004, 11:13 PM
Did you know that I'll have to answer your questions later, due to the lateness of the hour and the tiredness of the body and the glare from the wife?
blueyedgypsy
04-20-2004, 11:13 PM
Do you not know what goth is? Have you seen The Crow? You know the feel of that movie? Or Beatlejuice? Isn't that pretty much the goth feel? It came from the 80's, right?
blueyedgypsy
04-20-2004, 11:14 PM
Did you tell your wife that she has good taste in men for me?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Did you know that Goth is coming back in the elementary and middle schools? Makes it seem like something along those lines might have a chance, doesn't it?
Did you know, that with my son being in a school that's about 85% African American....I haven't seen any evidence of Goth influences?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Would you like it to be?
How do you do that? Do you make your victim suck in and hold?
Would I?
Did you know that a plastic bag works best?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Did you tell your wife that she has good taste in men for me?
Did you know...that since she picked me to be with I'd have to agree with you? :D
redmarvel
04-21-2004, 11:49 AM
What is the best method for getting blood out of fabric?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 11:52 AM
Would you believe that Oxy-Clean got out a 6-inch diameter bloodstain out of a carpet?
redmarvel
04-21-2004, 11:57 AM
Really?? How much did you have to use?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 12:00 PM
Do you think it was overkill to use the whole bottle?
Slipstream
04-21-2004, 12:02 PM
Phew!! What the hell is that smell? :eek:
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 12:03 PM
Where can I get a restraining order from?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Gambit8370
Where can I get a restraining order from?
Did you know you need to have a lawyer fill out a complaint against someone and then submit to your local judge in charge if such matters?
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 03:49 PM
Dare I ask where all this blood came from?
Isn't C.Lee just the best? Isn't it greeat to have an actual adult around to ask questions?
Does anyone else in their early twenties feel like a counterfit adult?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 03:59 PM
Don't I qualify as an "actual adult" also?
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 04:04 PM
Do you?
How would I know if I haven't really chatted with you on the boards?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 04:22 PM
Hm, not sure, are you psychic?
That-Guy
04-21-2004, 04:29 PM
Why? Do you want me to fortell your future?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 04:31 PM
Does your fortelling of my future come in the form of a question?
That-Guy
04-21-2004, 04:35 PM
Can't you just answer with a simple "yes" or "no?"
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 04:35 PM
Do you OFTEN reflect on the sarcastic immature female presence in you far recent past? Don't you think that focusing on your upcoming decisions and the journey you are about to make will help you empower yourself and learn more about who you really are?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 04:37 PM
When exactly was the "far recent past"?
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 04:38 PM
Is that good enough of a fortune for ya?
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 04:39 PM
Don't you know? Isn't in between your immediate recent past and your far past? Should I call it your middle past?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Is that good enough of a fortune for ya?
Would it be if I knew what the hell you just said?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Don't you know? Isn't in between your immediate recent past and your far past? Should I call it your middle past?
Is that kind of like somewhere between yesterday and a really really long long long time ago?
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 04:44 PM
er...wherever in the past it fits best?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 04:48 PM
Did I tell you Dionne Warwick called and wants her schtick back?
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 04:50 PM
Who's Dionne Warwick?
And will you PLEASE tell me how you got a bloodstain that you had to clean?
That-Guy
04-21-2004, 04:55 PM
Isn't she on all of those infomercials?
Why, are you OJ Simpson or something?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 04:56 PM
Never heard of the "Psychic Friends Network" eh?
Would a mention of an open head wound satisfy your curiousity?
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 04:58 PM
Isn't that just the ickiest thing you've ever heard?
That-guy, can you honestly tell me that you weren't curious yourself?
Gambit8370
04-21-2004, 05:01 PM
Did I say it was MY blood?
Wasn't it nice of me to clean up the stain considering it wasn't and that I had NOTHING to do with causing the said open head wound?
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 05:03 PM
Aren't you just the most angelic thing?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 07:53 PM
Didn't you know I'm not an adult......I'm an old geezer?:D
blueyedgypsy
04-21-2004, 09:01 PM
Isn't an old geezer a bizar sub category of adult?
Pythenis
04-21-2004, 09:42 PM
Do you wear geezer diapers?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Pythenis
Do you wear geezer diapers?
Did you know that they don't fit well under my thong?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Isn't an old geezer a bizar sub category of adult? Do you know how hungry I get when you mention sub?
Kessel Day
04-21-2004, 10:08 PM
did you know the mention of diapers kills my appetite?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Kessel Day
did you know the mention of diapers kills my appetite? Did you know that what you sometimes find in them will do it even quicker?
Kessel Day
04-21-2004, 10:33 PM
do you have experience with diapers, then, CLee?
C. Lee
04-21-2004, 10:42 PM
You didn't know I have a son (now 11) who was once a diaper filling machine?
Kessel Day
04-21-2004, 10:47 PM
can you guess how difficult it is to acknowledge my ignorance and congratulate you at the same time?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 07:12 AM
Did you know that in a month I will be a nanny for a 20 month old and a 3 and a half year old?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 07:12 AM
Any suggestions as to keeping sane?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 07:13 AM
And while I'm asking...any tips for working with elementary EBD and at-risk children for today? When the school I'm working for will be entirely composed of substitute teachers and any kid who misbehaves gets sent to me, another sub?
redmarvel
04-22-2004, 07:53 AM
Have you tried finding things that will entertain the children as well as educate them?
Gambit8370
04-22-2004, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Aren't you just the most angelic thing?
Did you just call ME(?) "angelic"?
You don't know me very well, do you?
Gambit8370
04-22-2004, 09:26 AM
Do you know I absolutely cannot wait until my wife and I have kids?
Did you also know that although we haven't started trying yet, we will by the end of this year?
Do you think I'd make a good Dad?
That-Guy
04-22-2004, 09:32 AM
Do you think that how your parents treated you will affect the way you treat your own children?
redmarvel
04-22-2004, 10:16 AM
Aren't they examples of the mistakes to avoid and hopefully the best things to try to emulate?
That-Guy
04-22-2004, 10:17 AM
But isn't it more of a triumph to completely divorce yourself from that ideal and instead base child-rearing on your own priniciples?
redmarvel
04-22-2004, 10:28 AM
Wouldn't any principles you develop be based on your own experiences in life? Can you truly divorce yourself from your entire past?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 03:37 PM
Gambit, how can anyone who WANTS to be a Daddy so badly NOT be a good dad?
You are aware that any man can be a father but it takes somebody special to be a daddy?
Gambit8370
04-22-2004, 03:44 PM
If I said that I once had the best example to live by, then would it make absolute perfect sense?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 03:52 PM
Then with patience and concious effort, how can you go wrong?
C. Lee
04-22-2004, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by That-Guy
But isn't it more of a triumph to completely divorce yourself from that ideal and instead base child-rearing on your own priniciples?
What if your principles are like Michael Jackson's ?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 10:13 PM
To that can I just say "Eep!"?
C. Lee
04-22-2004, 10:15 PM
Does anyone object to her saying "Eep" ?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 10:23 PM
Do I have the option of objecting to myself saying "Eep!"?
C. Lee
04-22-2004, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Do I have the option of objecting to myself saying "Eep!"?
Does anyone object to her objecting herself?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 10:30 PM
Isn't that a wee bit redunant?
C. Lee
04-22-2004, 10:34 PM
You aren't a fan of "the running gag" routine?
blueyedgypsy
04-22-2004, 10:35 PM
Um......no?
C. Lee
04-23-2004, 01:02 PM
Should I desist in it then?
blueyedgypsy
04-23-2004, 03:28 PM
Does it matter? Can we come up with a different gag?
Anyway, so what is everyone in the real world?
C. Lee
04-23-2004, 03:32 PM
Am I the only one who put the facts in his profile?
blueyedgypsy
04-23-2004, 03:41 PM
Is that a rhetorical question?
...did you really think that I was Link's foster mother?
Kessel Day
04-23-2004, 10:22 PM
could the lack of facts in my profile mean i have a paranoid personality?
C. Lee
04-24-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Anyway, so what is everyone in the real world?
Did you ever hear how I have been a water treatment plant operator for the last 20 years?
C. Lee
04-24-2004, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Is that a rhetorical question?
...did you really think that I was Link's foster mother?
Did you know that I didn't think it was?
What do you mean my that, please?
C. Lee
04-24-2004, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by Kessel Day
could the lack of facts in my profile mean i have a paranoid personality?
Or could it just mean that you are judiciously cautious?
blueyedgypsy
04-24-2004, 12:06 PM
Did you know that Link is a video game character from Zelda? And the Boragoves are from the Lewis Carol poem Jabberwoky?
"All mimsy were the Boragoves, and the mome raths out grabe"?
Should I tell you what I really am in real life?
Shyair
04-24-2004, 12:47 PM
Did you know Slayers was a really hilarious Anime?
blueyedgypsy
04-24-2004, 12:59 PM
Isn't it? Did you know that my avatar is from Magic Knight Rayearth? Did you know it is sooo ghastly glitterpink that one can hardly watch it without an MST3K effect?
Might I suggest that you try calling Honey Vibe "Umi" and see how she reacts?;)
Shyair
04-24-2004, 01:03 PM
Rayearth?
Did you know I thought of slayers, as the similarities between the two main characters are great?
May I suggest a healthy watching of the "BASTARD!!!" series?
blueyedgypsy
04-24-2004, 01:18 PM
Isn't that supposed to be really dark?
Have you ever seen Jin-Roh?
Shyair
04-24-2004, 01:19 PM
isn't all anime dark at one point or the other?
And what is this Jin-Roh?
Do you have an AIM name you could PM me with?
blueyedgypsy
04-24-2004, 01:24 PM
would you believe that Jin-roh is a post-apocalyptic retelling of the Grims (and we're talkin' GRIMS) version of Little Red Riding Hood?
Shyair
04-24-2004, 01:33 PM
could you please answer the question about AIM?
wouldn't ya know it? This whole question thing is tiring?
twylight
04-24-2004, 01:34 PM
Would you know that its hard to talk in questions?
Death Service
04-24-2004, 01:36 PM
Are there really 105 pages of pure questions in this thread? What the hell? :confused:
twylight
04-24-2004, 01:40 PM
Can you believe that there are?
Shyair
04-24-2004, 01:44 PM
did you know riot girls are hawt?
Death Service
04-24-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by twylight
Can you believe that there are?
How could I believe such a thing?
blueyedgypsy
04-24-2004, 01:47 PM
What in gods name are riot girls?
Shyair
04-24-2004, 01:50 PM
how could you not know?
blueyedgypsy
04-24-2004, 01:52 PM
How can I know unless somebody tells me?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Did you know that Link is a video game character from Zelda? And the Boragoves are from the Lewis Carol poem Jabberwoky?
"All mimsy were the Boragoves, and the mome raths out grabe"?
Should I tell you what I really am in real life?
Did you know that I don't know the first think about Zelda?
Would you believe that it's been so many moons since I read "Jabberwoky" that I don't remember much about it anymore?
Didn't you hint once before that you were something like a "social worker" or counciler type?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 12:13 PM
Didn't I tell you that I work with EBD and At Risk elementary middle school students (and occasionally prengant or parent teens) for my home school district? I'll be moving in a month or so, and can you imagine how I shall truely, truely miss them?
Spider_man01
04-25-2004, 12:21 PM
How do you delete a thread?
Danger Mouse
04-25-2004, 07:57 PM
How is everybody on this beautiful Monday morning? A brand new week, a brand new adventure, don't you think?
Or is it still Sunday night for you?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:01 PM
Wouldn't you know it's still Sunday night for me?
How ya doin' DM?
Danger Mouse
04-25-2004, 08:07 PM
Isn't it pretty evident that the caffeine-laden drink I had this morning is making me feel cheerful and ready to take on the week head-on?
And how are you tonight?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:12 PM
Did you hear that I wrote a story for my team in the Survivor challenge, and I'm now waiting for them to tell me if it's good enough to send in?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:14 PM
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgWhy do humans cry?
Danger Mouse
04-25-2004, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Did you hear that I wrote a story for my team in the Survivor challenge, and I'm now waiting for them to tell me if it's good enough to send in?
No, really? Send me a link, will ya?
Danger Mouse
04-25-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgWhy do humans cry?
Urrmmmm... because they have to put up with the likes of you?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:18 PM
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgWhy does human input not compute with external algorithms set in motion by external stimulants.
Spider-Man Luvr28
04-25-2004, 08:20 PM
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Danger Mouse
04-25-2004, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgWhy does human input not compute with external algorithms set in motion by external stimulants.
Do you speak with an Austrian accent as well?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Do you speak with an Austrian accent as well?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Is not every T-100 model programmed with 234 different languages and accents?
Danger Mouse
04-25-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Spidermanluvr28
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Have you heard of any of the residents complaining about their accomodation?
Danger Mouse
04-25-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Is not every T-100 model programmed with 234 different languages and accents?
Well, how should I know, Tin Man?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgWhy do humans cry?
Did you know that it lubricates the eyes and is used as expression of emotion?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:25 PM
Aren't Aussy accents tricky? I always end up with cockney or welsh; can you imagine how cranky that makes me? Don't you think I need to go to Austrailia for a while so I can finally get the bloody phonetics right?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Did you know that it lubricates the eyes and is used as expression of emotion?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Are not emotions irrelevant? Am I not a machine?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:26 PM
E Bison, can you quit with the picture already? Didn't Bloody Mary already ask you that?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Are not emotions irrelevant? Am I not a machine?
Didn't you get the memo that said no on both counts?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Well, how should I know, Tin Man?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Are you suffering from a looping syntax error or does your central processing unit need updating?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:27 PM
Do I need to repeat myself, Bison?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
E Bison, can you quit with the picture already? Didn't Bloody Mary already ask you that?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Do you not know the pass word to end the T-100 model demo?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Do I need to repeat myself, Bison?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Syntax Error: Suggest manual override. control + alt + delete.
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:29 PM
Quit posting the god damned picture, I believe?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
E Bison, can you quit with the picture already? Didn't Bloody Mary already ask you that?
You didn't know that this is his schtikt? Did you know that it is best not to waste your effort on this point because it just exaserbates him?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
You didn't know that this is his schtikt? Did you know that it is best not to waste your effort on this point because it just exaserbates him?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Syntax Error: Need to update your grammar program?
Danger Mouse
04-25-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Aren't Aussy accents tricky? I always end up with cockney or welsh; can you imagine how cranky that makes me? Don't you think I need to go to Austrailia for a while so I can finally get the bloody phonetics right?
D'you know you're probably right there, Mate?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:33 PM
Doesn't he know what a bastard he is when he does this? Why do they let him post when he's a registered offender, anyway?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:34 PM
Bison, why don't you go away and pester somebody else?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Doesn't he know what a bastard he is when he does this? Why do they let him post when he's a registered offender, anyway?
Of what do you speak?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
D'you know you're probably right there, Mate?
Do you think the vowels or the consonents are trickier?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Of what do you speak?
Have you read the text just above his sig?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
Syntax Error: Need to update your grammar program?
Which word did you not understand ole rusty headed one?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Have you read the text just above his sig?
Do you know that I believe that that is one of HIS sick jokes?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:38 PM
**whew** Is he gone? Do you KNOW how much that guy gets under my skin?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Do you know that I believe that that is one of HIS sick jokes?
Wanna bet? Did you see that a mod posted it as a warning in this one thread that talked about guys at hype hitting on anything that moves? Do you think Dew would play into something that awful?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:41 PM
Plus, isn't it interesting that every time I mention it in a post *poof* he dissapears?
Spider-Man Luvr28
04-25-2004, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Have you heard of any of the residents complaining about their accomodation? no,have you?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Wanna bet? Did you see that a mod posted it as a warning in this one thread that talked about guys at hype hitting on anything that moves? Do you think Dew would play into something that awful?
Which thread...and have you checked your pm's?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:46 PM
Have you?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Plus, isn't it interesting that every time I mention it in a post *poof* he dissapears?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Irrelevant! Advise to download humor program immediately?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:47 PM
Advise to go away?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
Irrelevant! Advise to download humor program immediately?
Why didn't you answer my question?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Why didn't you answer my question?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg The T-100 model is only designed to handle a mulitude of 8 task at once. Will you repeat the question?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 08:52 PM
Yeah, Bison, IS it one of your sick jokes?
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Yeah, Bison, IS it one of your sick jokes?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg IS it any of your business you obsolete carbon based lifeform?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
IS it any of your business you obsolete carbon based lifeform?
Do you know that I think it could be?
Twitch
04-25-2004, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg IS it any of your business you obsolete carbon based lifeform?
Are you the same model number as me? :mad:
E. Bison
04-25-2004, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Terminator
Are you the same model number as me? :mad:
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Depends, what is your designation?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Terminator
Are you the same model number as me? :mad:
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLIES......THERE'S TWO OF 'EM?????
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Alf
what's happening?
Did you know that that's the question of the hour?
Twitch
04-25-2004, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Depends, what is your designation?
T-800 exoskeleton. :mad: You?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 09:10 PM
Oh, why?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 09:11 PM
Maybe they'll kill eachother and leave us in peace?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 09:11 PM
How good is a robot that can't tell if someone is human or not?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Oh, why?
Why what or who?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 09:13 PM
Do you think this is one of Bison's identities, too? Would that be your bet?
Twitch
04-25-2004, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Maybe they'll kill eachother and leave us in peace?
Does not comply. Naw, I can leave you in peace, but I won't kill myself. :mad:
What're some nice slow dancin' songs?
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Do you think this is one of Bison's identities, too? Would that be your bet? would you believe that at one point Terminator was Master Chief?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by Alf
would you believe that at one point Terminator was Master Chief?
Really? Is the Hype ALWAYS like a soap opera family reunion?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Terminator
Does not comply. Naw, I can leave you in peace, but I won't kill myself. :mad:
What're some nice slow dancin' songs?
You like Nights in White Satin?
When I was little I always thought it was "Knights in White Satin"; don't you think that seems better, somehow?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 09:18 PM
Did you know that I would tend to believe Alf on stuff like this?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Really? Is the Hype ALWAYS like a soap opera family reunion?
Did you know that I am one of the few...very few....who has one and only one name?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Did you know that I would tend to believe Alf on stuff like this?
Me too, can you imagine?
Alf, have I told you how cool I think you are from reading your posts?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Did you know that I am one of the few...very few....who has one and only one name?
Doesn't that get old kinda fast(the multiple identity thing)?
Twitch
04-25-2004, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Doesn't that get old kinda fast(the multiple identity thing)?
I stopped makin' them months ago, I'm just usin' this one for the rest of the night. :up: Did you know that?
C. Lee
04-25-2004, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Doesn't that get old kinda fast(the multiple identity thing)?
If you only knew how much it ticked me off some times......?
blueyedgypsy
04-25-2004, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Terminator
I stopped makin' them months ago, I'm just usin' this one for the rest of the night. :up: Did you know that?
Isn't the question more like "Do I believe that"?:D
redmarvel
04-26-2004, 11:45 AM
Why do doctors have to have such inconvienent hours?
Gambit8370
04-26-2004, 11:50 AM
Why do doctors have so little patience?
C. Lee
04-26-2004, 11:53 AM
Do you know what they call a medical student who graduates last in his class?
redmarvel
04-26-2004, 11:55 AM
? Unemployed ?
C. Lee
04-26-2004, 11:57 AM
Would you believe....DOCTOR?
redmarvel
04-26-2004, 11:59 AM
Really??? Is there a way to find out which doctor was head of the class?
C. Lee
04-26-2004, 12:11 PM
Did you know that I think that doctors are required to give this info if asked, or you can contact the AMA?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 07:46 PM
Do you know that I'm bumping this just to see how long this thread will last and whether there's anybody around still interested in it?
E. Bison
04-26-2004, 07:47 PM
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgDid you know it was irrelevant of you to bump this thread up?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 07:49 PM
Do you know that it was even more irrelevant for you to respond to it?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 07:50 PM
Still haven't recovered from the concussion, huh, Bison?
E. Bison
04-26-2004, 07:51 PM
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgBison is temporarily disabled after being exposed by that "fat Hilary Duff" picture. It was Hippie Hunter that assaulted Bison with it. In his absence, the T-800 model would be activated in case Bison would be temporarily disabled. Do you understand now the situation?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 07:54 PM
Wasn't it the T-100 yesterday? And for a futuristic cyborg with advanced artificial intelligence, you sure are stupid when it comes to participating in the questions thread, huh? Posting in questions prove too much of a strain to your syntax matrix thingamajig?
blueyedgypsy
04-26-2004, 07:54 PM
Have you heard that actually surgeons are the worst kind of doctor to deal with or work for?
C. Lee
04-26-2004, 07:55 PM
What's Fafhrd the Grey Mouser up to tonight?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Have you heard that actually surgeons are the worst kind of doctor to deal with or work for?
Really? How come?
C. Lee
04-26-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by blueyedgypsy
Have you heard that actually surgeons are the worst kind of doctor to deal with or work for?
So...you've heard my wife talk about the orthopedic surgeon she works for, huh?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
What's Fafhrd the Grey Mouser up to tonight?
Can't you see that I'm glossy pearl white and not grey? ;)
The sun is shining bright this morning, so what else can I complain about? :D
E. Bison
04-26-2004, 07:59 PM
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgDid someone just pass flatulence?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 08:00 PM
You come equipped with olfactory sensors?
C. Lee
04-26-2004, 08:01 PM
Hey Mouse...you ever read any of the Fritz Lieber books about Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser? Did you know that's where I I got the name I called you?
E. Bison
04-26-2004, 08:02 PM
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgDid you not know that my sensory input is programmed to detect foul odors?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by C. Lee
Hey Mouse...you ever read any of the Fritz Lieber books about Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser? Did you know that's where I I got the name I called you?
But don't you know that I'm his master, the White Wizard?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgDid you not know that my sensory input is programmed to detect foul odors?
Bet you must really hate your own smell, huh?
C. Lee
04-26-2004, 08:09 PM
May I say...cool?
E. Bison
04-26-2004, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Bet you must really hate your own smell, huh?
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Irrelevant! Did you not know I am not programmed to be offended?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg Irrelevant! Did you not know I am not programmed to be offended?
Does that mean that I can keep insulting you?
blueyedgypsy
04-26-2004, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Really? How come?
Did you know that my da's a clinical director? And did I tell you that he told me that in medical school and whatnot surgeons' egoes are encouraged so they have confidence to play god during surgery, so in real life interactions they tend to be absolute pricks?
Danger Mouse
04-26-2004, 09:51 PM
That's really stupid, don't you think?
blueyedgypsy
04-26-2004, 10:14 PM
Would you believe that someone in a thread just made me cry? Can you believe it? Can you imagine how frustrated I am with myself?
Gambit8370
04-26-2004, 10:23 PM
Do you need me to go rough them up for you?
blueyedgypsy
04-26-2004, 11:04 PM
I'm better now, sorta; I guess? Some people backed me up and he's backpedaling; how should I express my graditude?
omegafro2000
04-27-2004, 12:35 AM
WHERE'S WALDO???
omegafro2000
04-27-2004, 12:36 AM
HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW???
omegafro2000
04-27-2004, 12:36 AM
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???
omegafro2000
04-27-2004, 12:37 AM
OH, DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN???
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