the question thread

[Tsunulia]

What do you mean by 'weird'?

[redmarvel]

Does weird really have to be defined?

[TEDDY]

Why not ask TEDDY to define it?

[redmarvel]

Does Teddy go bare back riding or does he barely manage to play on a bearskin rug?

[TEDDY]

Wait... what? :huh:

[Danger Mouse]

Whaddya mean "what"?

[redmarvel]

When mice and teddies play, who loses the most fur?

[Danger Mouse]

Does it matter?

[Badger]

Better Question, would they have any hair left after playing with me?

[Danger Mouse]

Then why would anyone want to play with you?

[TEDDY]

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

[Danger Mouse]

Who? :confused:

[Edd Extraordinaire]

The man with the face, right?

[TEDDY]

Right?:confused:

[Edd Extraordinaire]

I dunno, can you tell me?

[TEDDY]

How should I know?

[Danger Mouse]

What do you know?

[TEDDY]

A lot, and you?

[Danger Mouse]

Who wants to know?

[TEDDY]

People?

[Danger Mouse]

What people? Can't you be a little bit more specific?

[TEDDY]

Inquisitive people?

[Danger Mouse]

Why would they wanna know? Can't they just mind their own business?

[TEDDY]

Who minds their buisness in the digital age?

[Danger Mouse]

Nothing is scared anymore, is there? :(

[TEDDY]

Do you even need to ask? I guess you do don't you?

[Danger Mouse]

It's a valid question, don't you think?

[TEDDY]

Does a bear toast in the woods?

[Danger Mouse]

What's that supposed to mean? :confused:

[TEDDY]

Toast = s***, where have you been?

[Ash J. Williams]

Where's the beef?

[redmarvel]

Nothing is scared anymore, is there? :(

Shouldn't that have been "sacred"?

[Kyalesyin]

Why do people have to quibble?

[redmarvel]

Would you believe I would rather "twiddle"?

[Two-Face]

Why this thread suck? :D

[redmarvel]

Would you believe I think that "sucking" is a good thing?

Aren't you also the kind of person that enjoys a good sucking?

[Kyalesyin]

How did you know that I like a good sucking?!

[Badger]

Who doesn't like a good sucking? :huh:

[Kyalesyin]

Why do these threads always turn to innunendo?

[Halcohol]

Isn't innuendo supposed to be subtle? :cool:

[Hudson]

Why do I miss Fuzz and Speedin' bullet :(

[redmarvel]

Could it have something to do with "innuendo"?

[Hudson]

Could it have something to do with "innuendo"?
Is Innuendo the way to go?

[redmarvel]

What other way is there (and can you give me directions)? ;)

[Hudson]

What other way is there (and can you give me directions)? ;)
unless you want it topsy turvy?

[redmarvel]

yummy, and how often can you manage that?

[Hudson]

yummy, and how often can you manage that?
as long as you want?

[BRUTAL]

How often would you like?

[Danger Mouse]

How much stamina do you have?

[Fledermaus]

How much do you need me to have?

[El ASESINO]

should I go see Rocky Balboa?

[Fledermaus]

Do you like seeing old people get beat up?

[BRUTAL]

Who doesn't?

[El ASESINO]

Then I will go see Rocky

[Fledermaus]

You think old people do?

[Badger]

Why didn't El Asesino ask a question?

[Fledermaus]

Does El Asesino know the rules?

[Badger]

He doesn't, does he?

[Fledermaus]

If he did, He would have asked a question, right?

[Badger]

Where in the hell did he go? :cmad:

[Fledermaus]

Is he in the Metal thread?

[Badger]

What kind of Metal?

[Fledermaus]

Heavy Metal. Is there any other kind?

[Badger]

Sheet Metal, maybe, what ya think?

[Fledermaus]

Do you really want to know what I think?

[Badger]

Why I'm a scared?

[Danger Mouse]

Huh? :confused:

[Ash J. Williams]

What's going on out here?

[Danger Mouse]

How should I know?

[Ash J. Williams]

Do I expect you to know?

[Danger Mouse]

You did ask the question above my post, didn't you?

[Ash J. Williams]

Can you prove it?

[Danger Mouse]

And what if I can?

[Ash J. Williams]

Do you think you'll get a prize?

[Danger Mouse]

Do you have one for me?

[Ash J. Williams]

Are you sure you really want one?

[Sam Fisher]

Does he?

[Ash J. Williams]

Who wants to know?

[Sam Fisher]

You do?

[Ash J. Williams]

Do you think that's right?

[Sam Fisher]

Do you think that's right?Is it right that Batman and Robin are........well you know what?

[Ash J. Williams]

What does that have to do with anything?

[Danger Mouse]

What the hell does that have to do with my prize???

[Ash J. Williams]

What if you don't get a prize?

[Danger Mouse]

But aren't you getting me one? :(

[Ash J. Williams]

You'll just have to wait and find out, won't you?

[Danger Mouse]

Wait for how long?

[Ash J. Williams]

What makes ya think I'm gonna tell ya?

[Danger Mouse]

Don't you want me to tell everyone what a great guy you are?

[Ash J. Williams]

Do you like I wanna give something away just so you could give me a status boost?

[Danger Mouse]

How about if I give you a body massage instead?

[Ash J. Williams]

How're you gonna do that if you live so far away from me?

[Danger Mouse]

Don't you know that I'm a man of many talents?

[Ash J. Williams]

Don't you know that other people are like that?

[Danger Mouse]

You mean.... you've had other men give you body massages before?

[Sam Fisher]

What the hell is going on here?

[mierde]

what isn't going on here?

[redmarvel]

Isn't what is going on here something that should be happening in a dark hotel room?

[Hudson]

who's the king?

[Two-Face]

What King?

[Hudson]

Should I hail to the king?

[redmarvel]

Is that what you do to the king?

[Hudson]

Is that what you do to the king?
should I rather do it to you?

[redmarvel]

Wouldn't you rather crown me than hail the king?

[Hudson]

Wouldn't you rather crown me than hail the king?

should I do other things as well?

have you seen my whip?

[redmarvel]

Wasnt that my whip? Weren't you just borrowing it for a night on the town?

[Hudson]

Wasnt that my whip? Weren't you just borrowing it for a night on the town?
oh, want a new one then?

[redmarvel]

What did you do with my old one that I can't reuse it?

[Hudson]

you want the truth?

[redmarvel]

Can I handle the truth?

[Hudson]

depends... do you like raunchy things?

[redmarvel]

Haven't you been reading my posts?

[Hudson]

I can read?

[redmarvel]

Who's doing the reading for you if you're not the one doing it?

[Hudson]

if someone is reading for me, what's the voices in my head doing?

[Ash J. Williams]

Who said you had to hail to the king?

[Danger Mouse]

What's it to you?

[Ash J. Williams]

You think I care?

[Sam Fisher]

You don't?

[Danger Mouse]

You don't know him too well, do you?

[Sam Fisher]

No, do you?

[Yurka]

what makes you think I know him well?

[Ash J. Williams]

Why worry about it?

[Danger Mouse]

Could it be because you may be a potential homocidal psychopath?

[Halcohol]

Isn't "Danger" really your middle name? Doesn't that mean you might have to take your chances with the homicidal psychopath?

[Danger Mouse]

Don't you know that the most dangerous that has ever happened to me (and perhaps will remain so forever) was getting a paper cut? :(

[Halcohol]

Was it even on your eyeball, or something cool like that?

[Danger Mouse]

How about on the head of my penis? Cool enough?

[Halcohol]

What.... precisely am I to say to that? How am I supposed to type when I'm laughing so hard?

[Yurka]

why must you continue to make origami vaginas danger mouse?

[Danger Mouse]

What.... precisely am I to say to that? How am I supposed to type when I'm laughing so hard?
Awesome paper cut, huh? :D

why must you continue to make origami vaginas danger mouse?
Why? Didn't you ask me to do them for you? Don't you remember ordering large quantities of it from me last week? You paid a good deposit on them, remember?

[Ash J. Williams]

What can I do to help?

[Danger Mouse]

You know how to make origami vaginas?

[Yurka]

Awesome paper cut, huh? :D


Why? Didn't you ask me to do them for you? Don't you remember ordering large quantities of it from me last week? You paid a good deposit on them, remember?

why were you testing out my product??????? Havent I told you before not to test out the origami vaginas??

[Danger Mouse]

why were you testing out my product??????? Havent I told you before not to test out the origami vaginas??
How the heck am I suppose to conduct quality control then?

[Yurka]

have you tried not being a mutant?

[Ash J. Williams]

The ninjas are coming to your house?

[Yurka]

werent the ninjas going to danger mouse's house because he was having sex with the origami vaginas again?

[Ash J. Williams]

You think the ninjas are gonna have sex with him?

[Danger Mouse]

Why the hell not? :o

[Ash J. Williams]

You really sure you wanna do that?

[Yurka]

do the ninjas have std's?!?!?!?!?

[redmarvel]

Why else would they wear those loose pajamas?

[Ash J. Williams]

What if they don't have STDs?

[Hudson]

Do Ninjas even have sex?

[Yurka]

What The Hell Kind Of Question Is That?!?!?!?!

[Hudson]

Kinda hard to have sex if you can't see your ninja boyfriend in the dark isn't it?

[Yurka]

didnt you just contradict yourself?

[Ash J. Williams]

Aren't ninjas masters of stealth, though?

[Hudson]

didnt you just contradict yourself?
oh so you're a wise guy now, eh? ;)

[Yurka]

oh so you're a wise guy now, eh? ;)

haha,

how could you tell?

[Fledermaus]

How could he not?

[Ash J. Williams]

Darth Vader is your father?

[Yurka]

what makes you say that? do I sound like james earl jones?

[Ash J. Williams]

Doesn't James Earl Jones approve of terrible2z.com?

[jimmy]

Man, how long you been liking James Earl Jones?

[Yurka]

do you remember field of dreams?

[jimmy]

Who doesn't?

[Yurka]

well do you remember the exorcist II?

[jimmy]

James Earl Jones was in that?

[Yurka]

how could you not know that?

[jimmy]

Yeah, well, who do you think's been liking him longer -- me or you?

[Yurka]

have you seen my full body tattoo of him?

[jimmy]

Didn't you know that I've been liking him since before he was born?

[Yurka]

did you know his mother asked me what to name him?

[jimmy]

So, you were that one doctor in the sick animation cartoon?

[Ash J. Williams]

What if you remember The Evil Dead?

[jimmy]

What if you don't, but say you did?

[Yurka]

couldn't you see me holding baby james earl shortly after birth?

[jimmy]

Should I recheck?

[Yurka]

are you asian?

[jimmy]

What makes you think that?

[Ash J. Williams]

Are you a hot chick?

[jimmy]

No, why?

[Yurka]

do you know kung-fu?

[jimmy]

Do you want to fight?

[Yurka]

did you know I'm a 3rd degree black belt?

[jimmy]

Did you know that I know Keysi?

[Yurka]

Do I look like I care? :marv:

[jimmy]

Yes?

[Yurka]

well the main question is, if the moon was made of spare ribs, would you eat it?

[Ash J. Williams]

Why do you care?

[jimmy]

Why not?

[Yurka]

you tellin me you wouldnt eat a moon made of spare ribs?

[jimmy]

You tellin' me people make those?

[Ash J. Williams]

Who said you had to listen?

[jimmy]

Who said I hadn't?

[Yurka]

how would a person make a moon made of spare ribs?

[Ash J. Williams]

Can't you get your mind off of that subject?

[jimmy]

No?

[Ash J. Williams]

Would cheese do anything to make that decision?

[jimmy]

Yes?

[Fledermaus]

What are you trying to say?

[Ash J. Williams]

Is Casey Jones coming to your house anytime soon?

[Eddie Brock]

Why would he be?

[Yurka]

whos casey jones?

[Eddie Brock]

Why is he stalking me?

[Ash J. Williams]

Would you accept his friendship?

[Eddie Brock]

Is he a pedophile?

[Ash J. Williams]

Don't you realize that he's a vigilante?

[jimmy]

Does that matter?

[Eddie Brock]

Doesn't it?

[jimmy]

Does it not?

[Eddie Brock]

Isn't that the same question?

[jimmy]

What isn't it?

[Ash J. Williams]

Is there anything more exciting than a pile of mud?

[jimmy]

You mean the band?

[Eddie Brock]

What band?

[jimmy]

You don't know them?

[Ash J. Williams]

You dunno why we dunno 'em?

[Eddie Brock]

Can you repeat that?

[jimmy]

Repeat what?

[Ash J. Williams]

What if I can't?

[jimmy]

Can't what?

[Eddie Brock]

Is this making sense?

[Yurka]

can you guys come up with some better questions?

[Eddie Brock]

Are there any better?

[Ash J. Williams]

Who wants to know?

[jimmy]

Yurka?

[Eddie Brock]

Who told you?

[Ash J. Williams]

What's your "inner freak", sir?

[jimmy]

What's "inner freak" ?

[Eddie Brock]

Isn't it what I'm embracing?

[jimmy]

Is it that blue dude with the black hair?

[Eddie Brock]

Do I know him?

[jimmy]

Freakazoid?

[Ash J. Williams]

Do you have a fetish for him?

[Eddie Brock]

Is it wrong if I do?

[jimmy]

Are you sure about that?

[Eddie Brock]

Am I sure about what?

[Ash J. Williams]

All your base are belong to us?

[Eddie Brock]

Would you mind if they are?

[jimmy]

They are?

[Ash J. Williams]

Does that really appeal to you?

[Eddie Brock]

Would you hold it against me if it did?

[Ash J. Williams]

Do you think I should?

[Eddie Brock]

Do you want my honest opinion?

[Ash J. Williams]

Does it seem like it?

[Eddie Brock]

Should it?

[Ash J. Williams]

Why should it?

[Eddie Brock]

You asked it, didn't you?

[Ash J. Williams]

Who says I did?

[Eddie Brock]

What if I said that I did?

[Ash J. Williams]

Does anyone care?

[Eddie Brock]

Why don't you ask them?

[Frico]

Probably because he does care?

[Eddie Brock]

Why wouldn't he show it?

[Ash J. Williams]

What makes you think I do?

[Frico]

Because you keep asking?

[Eddie Brock]

Why are you asking me?