the question thread

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Speedin Bullet
Is that what you really want?

Didn't you realize "I want it all and I want it now"?

[Speedin Bullet]

So, ummm, What are you wearing?

[redmarvel]

Do you like red lace & leather?

[Speedin Bullet]

Doesn't everyone?

[redmarvel]

Do you wear red lace & leather too?

[Speedin Bullet]

Have you seen my pictures, do you really think I would look good in red lace?

[redmarvel]

Doesn't everyone look better in red lace, especially when it's worn in the "sensitive" areas?

[Speedin Bullet]

But don't you think I looked better as a mobster?

[Spidey_Freak]

Doesnt everyone look better in red lacy underwear?

[Spidey_Freak]

Didnt you look better as a bell-boy?

[redmarvel]

Don't you realize whatever you guys choose to wear it won't be on you for very long?

[Spidey_Freak]

Dont you smell the fact that i think it is time for a new pair of underwear?

[Webmistress]

mesa think that so funny!:D

[Speedin Bullet]

Red, do you ever get the feeling that we aren't alone?

[redmarvel]

Haven't you realized that I love company?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Webmistress
mesa think that so funny!:D

What kind of question is that? How should I answer it?

[Speedin Bullet]

What made you such a voyeur?

[redmarvel]

:) Isn't the voyeur the one who watches? Don't you know I like to participate?

[Spidey_Freak]

AM i back?

[redmarvel]

Do you want to be the back?

[Speedin Bullet]

Do you want it in the back?

[Spidey_Freak]

Will you have sex with me? :);):p

[Spidey_Freak]

And i think that was to redmarvel!!!!?

[redmarvel]

When and where?

[Spidey_Freak]

Will you want to have sex at disney land?

[redmarvel]

Which ride would give us the most "bang" for our "buck"?

[Webmistress]

Wanna come on a log ride with me?;)

[Tasty Humans]

Yes. Very much.

[Spidey_Freak]

Will me, redmarvel, and webmistress have a 3some?

[Webmistress]

Did you know I prefer many more to join us?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Tasty Humans
Yes. Very much.

Are there really still folks that need to be told the response has to be in the form of a question?

[Webmistress]

Do you really think they read the directions before posting in here?

[Spidey_Freak]

Can we still have a threesome?

[Webmistress]

Don't you see I won't be happy with just three?:D

[redmarvel]

Doesn't everybody start with the first page before moving to the last?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Can we still have a threesome?

Haven't you heard the saying "the more the merrier"?

[Speedin Bullet]

WTF?

[redmarvel]

Are you asking if I "Want To Fantasize"?

[Speedin Bullet]

Isn't that what you always do?

[redmarvel]

Isn't that the way you like it too?

[Speedin Bullet]

Where did you go, why did you keep me waiting so long?

[redmarvel]

What do you do when your work interrupts your play?

[Speedin Bullet]

What makes you think I let it interrupt me?

[Spider-Fett]

What's a "guestion"?

[Speedin Bullet]

Isn't that where the person who started the thread forgot to use spell check?

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Speedin Bullet
Isn't that where the person who started the thread forgot to use spell check?

I just want to know since Q and G aren't even on the same row on a keyboard and are like 5 keys away from each other.

So I know it's not a typo.

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
What's a "guestion"?

Could it mean a "great question"?

[redmarvel]

Why does work always call at the wrong moment?

[Speedin Bullet]

Why does it rain on wedding days? "Why do birds suddenly appear......ummm?"

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Why does work always call at the wrong moment?

Like when your in bed with someone and your about to ...



Um....go to sleep..yeah...

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Speedin Bullet
Why does it rain on wedding days? "Why do birds suddenly appear......ummm?"

Do you think God cries at weddings?

[redmarvel]

Is it a crime to bring this thread back from the dead?

[Matt_Murdock]

Why am I the only one who likes Kate Beckinsale at my school? :o

[kypade]

Why do you keep bringing that up?`

[Matt_Murdock]

Cause I need to know? :o

[kypade]

Why do you care who they like?

[Lazarus440]

why did i not see this before now?

[redmarvel]

Were you too busy watching something else? ;)

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Were you too busy watching something else? ;)

Whoa! Where have you been Red Marvel? I haven't seen you in like forever. :(

[redmarvel]

Would you believe I've gotten a new job?

[PrinceMyshkin]

Who would hire you?

(Just a question, no seriousness.)

[redmarvel]

Haven't you met any crazy people during your lifetime?

[PrinceMyshkin]

When have I not met a crazy person?

[T/bones]

Why are strong violent images considered ok in America, while sexual images are not?

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Would you believe I've gotten a new job?

That's pretty cool. What do you do?

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by T/bones
Why are strong violent images considered ok in America, while sexual images are not?

Why are you compelled to ask idiotic questions?

[T/bones]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Why are you compelled to ask idiotic questions?

Why do you consider questions having to do with social commentary idiotic?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
That's pretty cool. What do you do?

Would you believe I "massage" computer programs until they do what the users want?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Why are you compelled to ask idiotic questions?
What's wrong with that?

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by T/bones
Why do you consider questions having to do with social commentary idiotic?

Because nobody really cares. Hell, there was more sex and violence in PG movies when I was a kid than there are now.

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Because nobody really cares. Hell, there was more sex and violence in PG movies when I was a kid than there are now.
Was that in the form of a question?

[redmarvel]

Did you really have to ask?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Did you really have to ask?
Did you think I could resist?

[redmarvel]

What else do you find irresistable?

[redmarvel]

What, no answer?

[redmarvel]

Doesn't anyone have response for something they find irresistible?

[Slipstream]

Toven's pierced nipples :D

[redmarvel]

Didn't you read the first post? Don't you realize you must phrase your response in the form of a Question?

[redmarvel]

What happened to the folks with a talent for innuendo?

[redmarvel]

Has anyone read this thread from page 3 onwards?

[hulkwillsmash]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Doesn't anyone have response for something they find irresistible?

did you know I like redheads? :D

[redmarvel]

;) There are folks out there that don't like red heads???

[kypade]

what do you think?

[redmarvel]

Would you believe my mind travels to VERY strange places?

[kypade]

why does that not surprise me?

[hulkwillsmash]

Are you ever surprised?

How would Red react to being hit on?

[kypade]

how can l say "no" in the form of a question?

[hulkwillsmash]

how could you? could I tell you? would you understand if I did? won't we get confused anyway?

[kypade]

are you happy now, that you did get me confused?

[redmarvel]

Isn't being confused half the fun?

[hulkwillsmash]

should I be? Is that what you think I wanted to do?

[kypade]

is it? then why am l so confused, and not having any fun? :confused:

[redmarvel]

Don't you know how to have a good time?

[hulkwillsmash]

why don't you tell us?

[kypade]

doesn't look that way does it? :confused:

[redmarvel]

Do you have any whip cream handy?

[hulkwillsmash]

what flavor?

[kypade]

does sour cream count? :) :confused:

[redmarvel]

Do you have any cherries?

[hulkwillsmash]

if I said I did, what you do?

[kypade]

once again, how can you say "no" in the form of a question? :confused:

[redmarvel]

Would you really want to say NO to me???

[hulkwillsmash]

have you given me a reason to say yes?

[kypade]

wasn't the question do l have any cherries? :confused:

[kypade]

ok, who are all these questions directed at? :confused:

[hulkwillsmash]

can't you tell me?

[kypade]

why would l ask, if i knew? :confused:

[redmarvel]

Do they have to be directed at anyone in particular?

[hulkwillsmash]

are there rules we can reference to find out?

[kypade]

do they? is that why l'm so confoosed? :confused:

[redmarvel]

Isn't it more interesting when you have more people involved?

[kypade]

why can l never get an answer in question form?

[hulkwillsmash]

do you mind extra people? do they get in the way? or do they add to the fun? more importantly, can you accomodate more than 1?

[kypade]

do you really have any doubt?

[redmarvel]

Would I recognize a doubt if I had one?

[kypade]

why do you have to be so confusing?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by kypade
why do you have to be so confusing?

Would you really want me to change?

[kypade]

can you stop asking questions were tha answer in No? please?

[redmarvel]

What kind of questions do you enjoy being asked?

[kypade]

what kind have an answer other than no?

[redmarvel]

Do you like to get wet and sticky?

[kypade]

what kind of answer are you expecting?

[redmarvel]

Can you come up with something alluring?

[kypade]

do you want me to try harder?

[redmarvel]

Have you been trying hard?

[kypade]

do l know how to make "no" a question?

[redmarvel]

*lol* Why would you want to say No to me?

[kypade]

would l? :confused: would you want me to say no to you?

[redmarvel]

Are you asking what I want now?

[kypade]

are you gonna tell me?

[Mr.Webs]

Why would I tell you?

[redmarvel]

Does anyone really HAVE to be told?

[kypade]

what do you think?

[Batman 5]

What the hells a guestion?

[redmarvel]

Can't you begin to guess?

[Batman 5]

Why am I retarded?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Can't you begin to guess?
Can you?

[redmarvel]

Why would you believe you are?

[Batman 5]

What am I?

[kypade]

aren't l done guessing?

[Batman 5]

Am I human?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Batman 5
Can you?

How much time do you have for the answer?

[Batman 5]

Do you know?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by kypade
aren't l done guessing?

Do you feel like you're "Done"?

[Batman 5]

Will you tell me?

[Batman 5]

Am I a jackass?

[Batman 5]

Who am I?

[redmarvel]

What would you like to hear?

[Batman 5]

How did I get here?

[Batman 5]

What?

[Batman 5]

Where am I?

[Batman 5]

Why do you joke?

[Batman 5]

Who are you?

[Batman 5]

Where has everyone gone?

[redmarvel]

Do you think you can handle the answer?

[Batman 5]

Why am I talking to myself?

[Batman 5]

Could you handle the real answer?

[redmarvel]

Do you find it difficult to wait for a response?

[Batman 5]

Am I an alien?

[Batman 5]

Do you find it hard to watch TV?

[redmarvel]

Are you able to breathe the atmosphere?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Do you find it difficult to wait for a response?
No, do you?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Are you able to breathe the atmosphere?
Yes, can you?

[Batman 5]

are you my daddy?

[redmarvel]

Haven't you noticed that I only respond to questions?

[Batman 5]

Are you?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Haven't you noticed that I only respond to questions?
I don't get it, do you?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Batman 5
are you my daddy?

Can't you tell the difference between a male and a female? :eek:

[Batman 5]

Bye now, will I come back?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Batman 5
I don't get it, do you?

Would you believe I get it as often as I like? ;)

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Can't you tell the difference between a male and a female? :eek:
are you my daddy?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Would you believe I get it as often as I like? ;)
How,...what do you mean?

[redmarvel]

Would your daddy wear a dress?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Batman 5
How,...what do you mean?

Are you aware that the Moderators may be watching?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Would your daddy wear a dress?
Maybe, ...do you know?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Are you aware that the Moderators may be watching?
What moderators?

[kypade]

what are you speaking over?

[Batman 5]

What did you just say?

[kypade]

why do you ask?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Batman 5
What moderators?

Where's my honey HWD when I need a bottom to pat?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Where's my honey HWD when I need a bottom to pat?
What's an HWD?

[Batman 5]

Am I leaving?

[Batman 5]

yes?

[kypade]

why do you need to "pat his bottom"?

[hulkwillsmash]

what is an HWD? Can you tell me?

Did you miss me, Red?

[Batman 5]

Who am I?

[Batman 5]

Do I smell?

[Batman 5]

What am I doing here?

[Batman 5]

Bye, yes?

[Batman 5]

Do you do drugs?

[kypade]

you don't know hwd = Hollow Wood Director?

[Batman 5]

Can you please answer?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by kypade
you don't know hwd = Hollow Wood Director?
Oh really?

[Batman 5]

Why am I a jackass?

[Batman 5]

Why is my name?

[Batman 5]

Why am I high?

[kypade]

why are you spamming?

[Batman 5]

What am I high on?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by kypade
why are you spamming?
am I?

[Batman 5]

goodbye?

[redmarvel]

Can't you try and play nice & naughty?

[Batman 5]

Am I confused?

[redmarvel]

What do you find confusing?

[kypade]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Can't you try and play nice & naughty? do you prefer naughty or nice?

[redmarvel]

Would you believe I like it both ways?

[hulkwillsmash]

just how many ways do you like it?

[redmarvel]

Has anyone actually ever counted how many different ways there are?

[kypade]

do you think you've tried it all?

[hulkwillsmash]

how would you feel about us trying them out to see?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by kypade
do you think you've tried it all?

Would you believe I would prefer to think that I have more surprises awaiting me? ;)

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by hulkwillsmash
how would you feel about us trying them out to see?

How many can be done on-line in the form of a Question? :D ;)

[kypade]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Would you believe I would prefer to think that I have more surprises awaiting me? ;) would l? yes, l'd believe that. :)

[kypade]

Originally posted by redmarvel
How many can be done on-line in the form of a Question? :D ;) can any? :confused:

[hulkwillsmash]

would you let me do this to you? will you do this to me? do you like it? do you want more? do you want me to stop?

:D

[TheArtofShadow]

What am I an ass hole?

[redmarvel]

Would I ever ask a guy to stop?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by TheArtofShadow
What am I an ass hole?

Do they make more than one sound? Can they use a keyboard? :p

[kypade]

why do l get the feeling the answer is no? :)

[redmarvel]

*lol* Have we gotten back to the "No" again?

[TheArtofShadow]

What the hell is with you guys anyway?

[kypade]

well, l wouldn't want to say no to you, now would l? :)

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by TheArtofShadow
What the hell is with you guys anyway?

Haven't you ever felt the touch of mischief lift your spirits?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by kypade
well, l wouldn't want to say no to you, now would l? :)

How loudly can you say "Yes Baby Yes"?

[TheArtofShadow]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Haven't you ever felt the touch of mischief lift your spirits?

what do you think?

[kypade]

how loud would you want me to?

[redmarvel]

Can you REALLY scream it for me?

[kypade]

yes. do you want it...?

[redmarvel]

Haven't you realized I usually want it?

[kypade]

you have made it pretty obvious, haven't you?

[hulkwillsmash]

yes, but can you do it with subtlety...?

[redmarvel]

How subtle would you like me to be (or was that supple)?

[kypade]

How subtle do you want to be?

[hulkwillsmash]

Originally posted by redmarvel
How subtle would you like me to be (or was that supple)?

Can you tease me with inuendo? :D

[redmarvel]

How can I not?

[hulkwillsmash]

are you enjoying playing this game with me?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by hulkwillsmash
are you enjoying playing this game with me?

Can't you tell that I'm that type of Gal that enjoys playing games? ;)

[Batman 5]

Are you humpty dumpty?

[Batman 5]

Daddy?

[Batman 5]

Mommy? what are you doing?

[redmarvel]

If I were your mommy, what would be the best way to punish you?

[hulkwillsmash]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Can't you tell that I'm that type of Gal that enjoys playing games? ;)

Can't you tell I don't mind?

[Batman 5]

Could you piss on me?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by hulkwillsmash
Can't you tell I don't mind?

What else don't you mind doing?

[hulkwillsmash]

is there more than one person inside your brain?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Batman 5
Could you piss on me?

Is that really how your mother punishes you? :eek:

[hulkwillsmash]

Originally posted by redmarvel
What else don't you mind doing?

What would you like?

[kypade]

what happened?

[Batman 5]

Do you know?

[Batman 5]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Is that really how your mother punishes you? :eek:
Maybe, could you find out?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by hulkwillsmash
What would you like?

Would you believe "I Want It All and I Want It Now"? *sung like Queen*