the question thread

[Drakon]

Why are we walking like this?

[SuperMark]

Why ask Why?

[sylvia plath]

Isn't it obvious?

[SuperMark]

I don't know, do you?

[GO GO GADGET]

why are you two acting like *******s?

[Kessel Day]

where does Gadget go go?

[Drakon]

Has he gone to the Cheif? And what about Agent 86?

[Kessel Day]

why has this thread devolved into CHAOS?

[sylvia plath]

What did you hear?

[Drakon]

Is it Safe?

[Kessel Day]

if i tell you, will i have to kill you?

[Drakon]

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

[twylight]

I don't know, do I?

[sylvia plath]

Yes, but are you the Walrus?

[twylight]

Has the time come?

[Drakon]

Are you goin off the rails on a Crazy Train?

[twylight]

have you found your *kiss* I left you?

G'night!

[Drakon]

Will you dream of me? [Yah I did]

[redmarvel]

Wow, has this thread really grown by 3 pages since my last post?

[C. Lee]

Why did you wait so long to post again?

[hippie_hunter]

Why do I hate hippies?

[C. Lee]

Yes....why DO YOU hate hippies?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Why did you wait so long to post again?

Why does work keep dragging me away from the Hype?

[Drakon]

Would you rather me drag you somewhere?;)

[redmarvel]

Do you have the appropriate Tarzan outfit? ;)

[Kessel Day]

does Drakon have any appropriate outfits?

[Drakon]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Do you have the appropriate Tarzan outfit? ;)

Wouldnt you rather have me naked?


Originally posted by Kessel Day
does Drakon have any appropriate outfits?

Should I ?

[Hattie79]

I've got a question and I know I've seen it on here before in a thread of it's own but I can't find it. :o

What does pwned mean?? I've seen people saying to each other that they've been 'owned' along with being 'pwned' but I don't know what that means...at first I thought it was just a misspelling. :o :p

[Kessel Day]

Hattie, i don't think you know what this thread is about, do you?

p.s. i'm not sure what pwned means. preowned? :)

[Hattie79]

No, actually I didn't (I do now though)...I just saw the title and clicked reply. I didn't even read any of the other posts. :o

Perhaps I'll do some more searching for that other thread. :) Sorry for disrupting this one. :(

[redmarvel]

What the heck is going on in this thread?

Don't folks know how to ask a question?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Drakon
Wouldnt you rather have me naked?

Haven't you ever wanted to experience the joys of anticipation?

[Daisy]

Don't you think he's been anticipating for a long time now?

[redmarvel]

Is it possible to have too much anticipation?

[Daisy]

Wouldn't that depend on how long can you hold your breath?

[Ruben Studdard]

or it could depend on how long you bait your breath?

hey Daisy, you wanna go split a stick of cotton candy w/me sometime, baby?

[Daisy]

Aren't you an impetuous one?

[redmarvel]

Aren't most of the guys impetuous to be with a gal like you?

[Daisy]

Can't the same be said for you?

[redmarvel]

You don't mind sharing all these guys, right?

[C. Lee]

Am I late?

[Daisy]

Why would I mind, redmarvel?

And since when have you ever been late Mr. Lee?

[TheArtofShadow]

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[Tukiluka]

You don't remember that one time do you?

[Daisy]

What time?

[Tukiluka]

Remember that time on the bus?

[C. Lee]

Don't you just hate trying to post on the Hype while at work?

[hippie_hunter]

Why does C. Lee suck?

(just kidding)

[C. Lee]

Why do I remember fondly my days as a hippie?

[hippie_hunter]

Why do I hulk out whenever I see hippies?

[C. Lee]

Why is HH so jeolous of hippies?

[hippie_hunter]

Why does C. Lee enjoy pissing off hippie_hunter

[C. Lee]

Why is HH so easy to piss off?

[Kessel Day]

What is the definition of a hippie?

[C. Lee]

May I have "Nicknames for JLo" for a $1000 Alex?

[Kessel Day]

Jlo is a hippy?

[Drakon]

Daisy And Redmarvel--You really like me, huh? ;)

[Kessel Day]

what's not to like?

[Drakon]

My breath?

[Kessel Day]

daisy and red make you breathless?

[Drakon]

Was there ever any doubt?

[Kessel Day]

now you doubt it? could you be fickle?

[Drakon]

Me? Fickle?

[Kessel Day]

if you can't choose between them, what else could i think?

[Drakon]

Who said I was choosing one of them? Maybe Im letting them choose me?

[Kessel Day]

so you're timid? indecisive? . . . greedy? :D

[Drakon]

How about secretly in love with you?

[Drakon]

Is there a Problem. Toven?

[Drakon]

Do you still think I should shave my head?

[Drakon]

Can I lick you?

[Drakon]

Please? How do you know Im good at it if you dont try?

[Drakon]

You dont think I cant change your mind in one night?

[Drakon]

Wanna Try Me?

[Alf]

do you think she'll answer yes?

[Drakon]

Did you forget that I got a tongue that makes Gene Simmons Jealous?

[Drakon]

http://www.drfeelgood.com.au/essential%20images/pics/Gene%20Simmons%20book.jpg

Does he look familiar?

[Drakon]

Are you Amish?

[Alf]

yes?

[Drakon]

Dont you think shes Amish. Alfie-boy?

[Alf]

you've never heard amish paradise?

[Alf]

yes, they do
or am l wrong?

[Alf]

ahah
do you feel stupid?

[Drakon]

You look it.

BTW--Are you Bloody Mary cause you are always PMSing?

[slipalong]

Ya'reckon?

[slipalong]

ummm, cool?

[Drakon]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
yes and i will throw my period at yr face if you dont shut up whore



:) Cant I defend with my Question Mark?

[slipalong]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
you can defend with uterus lining splattered on yr face

Be honest now, you're a romantic at heart!! :D

(On the odd occasions it can be heard beating...)

[Alf]

are you not supposed to ask questions in this thread?

[The Amazing Lee]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
i sold my heart for some cheap vodka

Your heartless :o

[slipalong]

Originally posted by Alf
are you not supposed to ask questions in this thread?

Ok. How close does Bloody Mary have to get to the sun before the solid lump of ice around her heart starts to melt??

[C. Lee]

What makes you think there was a heart there to get frozen?

[Kessel Day]

you sold it for the inability to ask questions?

[Drakon]

Or was it because she wanted an extra cooter?

[Kessel Day]

if i ask what a cooter is, will i appear ignorant?

[Drakon]

Arent you a woman?

[Kessel Day]

are you implying that all women are ignorant :mad: ; or that i should know what a "cooter" is because i'm a woman? :p

[Drakon]

Arent you a woman? Do you realize that means that you have a cooter? And apparently, BM has 2 of them :D:D

[Kessel Day]

you don't expect me to know all the various and sundry slang terms for humans' body parts, do you?

[Oscorp_Founder]

Why am I posting here?

[Alf]

why aren't l?

[Drakon]

Originally posted by Kessel Day
you don't expect me to know all the various and sundry slang terms for humans' body parts, do you? I didnt know you were female. So how could I expect you to know all the various and sundry slang terms for humans' body parts?

[Dwarf lord]

Why is the Sky blue?

[twylight]

Why do you ask?

[Drakon]

Are you doin any better, Twy?

[twylight]

Why yes.
And you?

[Drakon]

I may be getting a promotion to a Manager soon. I was talkin to my Store Manager at work today, and I said something that was wise, and jokingly said "See? Im smart. I should be a manager." And she asked me if I would pass a Background Check, which I would.So she said that She'll look into it. At first I thought she was joking, but I asked her if she was serious, and she was. She said that I work my ass off, and that I do a good job, not to mention that I am always on call if they need me, so she said its the least she can do.Isnt that Great?

[twylight]

Wow!
Should I have given you my long version?:)
*Yes! Thats great!*

[Drakon]

Im sorry.Did I bore you?

[twylight]

NO!
I was just wondering.
I am guessing you are pretty happy?

[Drakon]

Hmm, I get easier work, more hours, a 2 dollar raise, my own key to the store, AND I get to boss people around. Is there any reason I shouldnt be?

[twylight]

no, I just thought I'd ask.

why did you change your avatar?

*asks 4 weeks later* :)

[Drakon]

I wanted something different. I am gonna have a SHH based one soon. Did you like the other one better?

[twylight]

Will you get angry if I say yes?

[Drakon]

Why would I get angry because you have an opinion?

[twylight]

Why do you ask questions I can't answer with a question?
:)

[Alf]

why cant l remember your old one drakon?:confused:

besides my horrible memory...:o

[twylight]

Because It hypnotized you?

[Drakon]

I dont know why you would forget it. Didnt you also do one where it was the same thing, but in reverse?

[Alf]

lol...
how could l forget?

[twylight]

But you did!
Did you not?

[Alf]

yes, but the hypnotizing thing made me remember?
was that a question?

[twylight]

Do you doubt it?

[Drakon]

I dunno was it?

[twylight]

I think they do.
Am I right?

[Drakon]

Or are you left?

[C. Lee]

What's happening folks?

[twylight]

How are you Grandpa?

[C. Lee]

How could I be any better?

How are you my sweet young lady?

[twylight]

I don't know.

I am just fine.
What should I do if someone asks me a strange question?

[C. Lee]

What type of question do you consider strange?

[Alf]

in the air?

[twylight]

Should I?

[C. Lee]

Has anyone been to that website yet?

[Alf]

have l?
wait, l know that answer, yes l have:)
no one else?

[Drakon]

I have but not in ages. Should I go back?

[Kessel Day]

what kind of website is it?

[twylight]

How are you Kessel?

[SuperMark]

How's it goin?

[Drakon]

How bad can it possibly be? :D

[redmarvel]

How bad would you like it to be?

[SpideyInATree]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop???

The world...may never know. :(

[redmarvel]

How many licks have been performed during the Stone's career by their band members?

[Kessel Day]

Originally posted by twylight
How are you Kessel?

jest fine my dear twy; how're you?

[Drakon]

Originally posted by redmarvel
How many licks have been performed during the Stone's career by their band members? Is that Innuedo?;)

[Kessel Day]

can you spell "innuendo"? no?

[Drakon]

Have you ever heard of a Typo? ;)

[Kessel Day]

yeah, i've heard of them, drakon. i just couldn't resist, could i?

[Drakon]

With a chance like that? How could you resist?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Drakon
Is that Innuedo?;)

Have you ever known me to resist the opportunity to input a little innuendo into a thread? ;)

[Kessel Day]

shouldn't we take chances? :D

[Daisy]

wouldn't life be dull if we didn't?

[The Deity Link]

would it? :confused:

[Daisy]

you don't think so?

[Drakon]

Do I HAVE to think this early?

[Daisy]

is it that hard?

[Speedin Bullet]

Isn't that what she said?

[Drakon]

Who asked you?:mad::p

[Daisy]

are you always so defensive? :(

[Drakon]

No, but what else can I ask about in a question thread?

[Daisy]

you couldn't say: "are you sure that's was it?"? isn't that more polite? :)

[Drakon]

I came off as an ass, didnt I?

[Daisy]

I don't think it was that bad, was it?

[Drakon]

If it was is it too late to apologize?

[Daisy]

I don't think its ever too late to apologize, do you?

[Drakon]

Would you be said that I have to go to work now?

[Daisy]

Why did you change it on me? :confused:

[Daisy]

Originally posted by Drakon
Would you be said that I have to go to work now?

Does this look like I'm sad? :(

[Drakon]

Would it make you happier that I will return soon?

[Daisy]

Does this answer your question? :)

[Drakon]

Will you be here when I get back, in about 5 hours?

[Daisy]

Do you want me to make a promise I can't keep?

[Drakon]

Why would I ever ask she who is perennially pretty to do such a thing?

[Daisy]

Don't you have to get to work? :eek:

[The Deity Link]

Why are you concerned about where people need to be? :confused:

[Daisy]

Well, I wouldn't want him to be late because he was chatting with me now, would I? :o

[The Deity Link]

Do you really care?

[redmarvel]

Don't you really care?

[The Deity Link]

Are you just copying what I'm saying?!? :confused:

[Daisy]

Why does everyone think I'm uncaring? :(

[The Deity Link]

What makes you think we're buying that you are? :confused:

[redmarvel]

Doesn't everyone care about something?

[C. Lee]

I'm a very caring person....don't I express it enough?

[Daisy]

Has anyone accused you of being uncaring?

[The Deity Link]

I think I did, didn't I?

[C. Lee]

Didn't redmarvel ask if anyone cared about anything?

[Daisy]

Wasn't she implying that everyone did care about something?

[The Deity Link]

Who cares? :rolleyes:

[C. Lee]

Did i misread her question?

[The Deity Link]

Does it matter? Can't you just read it again?

[Daisy]

Can't you be nice?

[The Deity Link]

Dont you think it's hard to be nice when all you can do is ask questions? :(

Now I'm sad... :( are you happy?

[Daisy]

Do see the rest of us having trouble being nice?

And do you think making people sad makes me happy? :(

Why do you think I'm so mean? :(

[The Deity Link]

Can we just change the subject please?

And will you guys give me another chance? :(

[redmarvel]

Is someone picking on Daisy???

[C. Lee]

Does Daisy need a cyber rose?

[Daisy]

Do you think you can be nice, Link?

[The Deity Link]

I can try, *sniff sniff* can't I? :(

[Daisy]

Don't they have cyber-daisies?

[C. Lee]

Would redmarvel like a rose also?

[Daisy]

Isn't the best one can do is try? :)

[C. Lee]

Would you believe I just found a bouquet of daisies...would you like them?

[The Deity Link]

So I don't get a rose?

Why, because I was once mean?

Have I not improved?

Have I not changed my ways?

Have I had time to prove myself yet? :(

[C. Lee]

Are you a guy or gal?

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Would redmarvel like a rose also?

What would you be wearing when you deliver it?

[Daisy]

Would I like daisies? Do you really have to ask? ;)


And Link wants a rose from Mr. Lee? :eek:

[C. Lee]

Would you blush if I said a strategicaly placed, and de thorned, bundle of roses?

[The Deity Link]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Are you a guy or gal? Is it possible to be both?

And does it really matter? Surely you realize I just wanted to be considered, don't you? :)

[The Deity Link]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Would you blush if I said a strategicaly placed, and de thorned, bundle of roses? Is it wrong that I read this post 4 times? :(

[Daisy]

Originally posted by The Deity Link
Is it possible to be both?

And does it really matter? Surely you realize I just wanted to be considered, don't you? :)

So you're saying you're simply begging for attention?

[The Deity Link]

Originally posted by Daisy
So you're saying you're simply begging for attention? Is that so wrong? :(

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by The Deity Link
Is it possible to be both?

And does it really matter? Surely you realize I just wanted to be considered, don't you? :)
Didn't you know that I'm from the old school of thought....I treat ladies like princesses, but I've never given a flower to a guy?

[Daisy]

Isn't that the best way to be, Mr. Lee?

[The Deity Link]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Didn't you know that I'm from the old school of thought....I treat ladies like princesses, but I've never given a flower to a guy? I know more than you think I know... don't you know?

[The Deity Link]

Originally posted by Daisy
Isn't that the best way to be, Mr. Lee? What? Giving flowers to guys?!?... :confused:

You're into that Daisy? :eek:

Don't you like how I switched the whole thing off of me? :)

[Daisy]

Do you really think anyone fell for it? :rolleyes:

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by The Deity Link
I know more than you think I know... don't you know?
Didn't you understand that I don't know anything about you?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Daisy
Isn't that the best way to be, Mr. Lee?
Yes, but don't you wish others felt that way too?

[Daisy]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Yes, but don't you wish others felt that way too?

Don't I just? :(

[hippie_hunter]

Will you go out with me Daisy?

[Daisy]

What if I'm already spoken for?

[hippie_hunter]

What do you really want?

[Daisy]

If I told you do you think you can give it to me?

[The Deity Link]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Didn't you understand that I don't know anything about you? Are you sure?

[Daisy]

Originally posted by The Deity Link
Are you sure?

Can I tell him more? Can I? Can I? Can I? :D

[Daisy]

Where'd everybody go? :(

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by The Deity Link
Are you sure?
Isn't my asking if you are male or female a pretty good clue that I don't know anything about you?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Daisy
Where'd everybody go? :(
I'm at work...what about you?

And what do you know that you aren't telling?

[Immortalfire]

Who was the hottest girl Power Ranger?

[Kessel Day]

don't you think "who is your favorite teenage ninja turtle" is a more pertinent question? ;)

[Daisy]

Originally posted by C. Lee
I'm at work...what about you?

And what do you know that you aren't telling?

Is wishing I was at work a sad thing?

Do you know Killa Pooh Bear? :o


How would I know anything about Power Ranger girls?

[Kessel Day]

then i guess you don't have an opinion about ninja turtles?

[Daisy]

Should I be ashamed of that?

[Kessel Day]

do you have any "secret likes" you are ashamed of (or embarrassed about)?

[redmarvel]

hmmm.... What ARE you thinking of Kessel... ? ;)

[Daisy]

Don't we all have secrets?

[C. Lee]

Would it be a secret if I told you?

[Daisy]

Wouldn't that depend on whether or not I kept it to myself?

[C. Lee]

What if I had been asked not to tell?

[Daisy]

How many people can share a secret before it's considered not a secret anymore?

[C. Lee]

Isn't that a question best left to the CIA ?

[Daisy]

The CIA can keep secrets? :confused:

[C. Lee]

I'm not telling....are you asking ?

[redmarvel]

Shouldn't we all be asking?

[Daisy]

Asking what?

[redmarvel]

What was the most interesting question you've ever been asked?

[Kessel Day]

could it be about goofy cartoon shows i liked?

[Kessel Day]

doesn't anyone have an interesting question?

[USMC]

Don't you?

[Daisy]

Don't I what?

[Kessel Day]

don't i what?