Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
thats a guy in a penguin suit that makes it even funnier, some dude went to the South Pole, put on a penguin suit and ***** slapped helpless birds

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Hudson
good:D

am I a spammer? yes

[Hudson]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
yes

should I stop spamming?

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Hudson
should I stop spamming?

Yes.

[SLYspyda]

why am i always horny dew?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SLYspyda
why am i always horny dew? you are Spyke from X-Men Evolution (get it, horny)

[Chaos]

Why do the new Star Wars films suck ass

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lord Chaos
Why do the new Star Wars films suck ass Lucas is trying too hard

[SLYspyda]

are you hot ?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SLYspyda
are you hot ? no, the A/C is on

[Movies205]

Have you ever joined in on the Hype Trek!

[SLYspyda]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no, the A/C is on
lol

[SLYspyda]

what are the chances of a guy like me getting with a girl like you?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Movies205
Have you ever joined in on the Hype Trek! no

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SLYspyda
what are the chances of a guy like me getting with a girl like you? a gazillion to one against

[mutantx]

why do you spend your time at the hype?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by mutantx
why do you spend your time at the hype? why not?

[Chaos]

Are Man - Thing and Jason C C the same person?

[Webmistress]

Hey Dew--back onto the celeb meetings thing--have you ever met Adrian Paul? "I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod."

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lord Chaos
Are Man - Thing and Jason C C the same person? that's no one's business but the Mods

[Mixairian]

Can a banana utilize quantum physics?

[akut401]

What's that smell? And it isnt me, you silly goose.....

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Webmistress
Hey Dew--back onto the celeb meetings thing--have you ever met Adrian Paul? "I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod." No :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Can a banana utilize quantum physics? no, but a tangelo can

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by akut401
What's that smell? And it isnt me, you silly goose..... Its a silly goose

[mutantx]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
why not?

what's so unique about it that you keep on coming back here if your weren't a mod?

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no, but a tangelo can

That's a bloody lie, the Mango does all the work and the fragging Tengelo gets the credit... Blasphemy.

[mutantx]

mmmmmm....... mango *drools* (and I do mean the food)

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by mutantx
mmmmmm....... mango *drools* (and I do mean the food)

Besides the other Mango would never go for you.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by mutantx
what's so unique about it that you keep on coming back here if your weren't a mod? its my home

[mutantx]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Besides the other Mango would never go for you.

Quite you and of course, who would? I mean your mom would :) j/k no disrespect intended.

[mutantx]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
its my home

cool :cool:

[Knightsaber Priss]

What is my avatar?

[Webmistress]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
No :(


DANG!

[The Exalted]

You make the page Look funny CGHS thats why im posting.....

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by The Exalted
You make the page Look funny CGHS thats why im posting.....

Is it my avatar or my GMK quote?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
What is my avatar? too small for me to see

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Is it my avatar or my GMK quote? its your name

[Dew k. Mosi]

why does my thread only have 4 stars?
I want five dammit

[Clerk]

Going for the big kahuna huh.

[Dew k. Mosi]

I want it all

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
too small for me to see

Would it be possible to get avatar size restrictions increased from 50 X 50 to 80 X 80?

[Matt_Murdock]

whats cheese made of?

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Matt_Murdock
whats cheese made of?

You don't want to know.

[Matt_Murdock]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
You don't want to know.

okay....whats feces made of

[Mixairian]

My head hurts again, can you make it better without the use of decapitation?

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Matt_Murdock
okay....whats feces made of

Well.....that all depends on what you put in your body.

[spiderrasmon]

According to the song, Charlie Freak had just one thing to call his own..... what was it??

[Spidey_Freak]

How many people have actually bought your book?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Would it be possible to get avatar size restrictions increased from 50 X 50 to 80 X 80? that's a question for Malice, but I doubt it

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt_Murdock
whats cheese made of? rotten milk

[Istari Wizard]

how much power do you have on the hype b/c mainly you say go ask malice

[Brodie Bruce]

how many roads must a man walk down?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt_Murdock
okay....whats feces made of kaka

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
My head hurts again, can you make it better without the use of decapitation? Drill a hole in your skull to let loose the evil spirits

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by spiderrasmon
According to the song, Charlie Freak had just one thing to call his own..... what was it?? his fried chicken franchise

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
How many people have actually bought your book? I don't know, I don't get the status report for another couple months

[Istari Wizard]

what is your book about?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
how much power do you have on the hype b/c mainly you say go ask malice I don't have any power where it comes to how the site looks or anything that requires messing with the vBulletin board settings. I have power only over the message boards

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
how many roads must a man walk down? 38

[Istari Wizard]

really wow

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
what is your book about? its a collection of short stories, urban horror and creepy fairy tales

[Brodie Bruce]

how do you feel about the movies

Monty Python and the holy grail

Zoolander

mallrats

Chasing Amy

catch me if you can

and Blade 2

[Istari Wizard]

and your book is aimed for people of what age?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
how do you feel about the movies

Monty Python and the holy grail

Zoolander

mallrats

Chasing Amy

catch me if you can

and Blade 2 Monty Python and the holy grail: Once of my faves

Zoolander: I liked it

mallrats: My life on screen

Chasing Amy: Saw it once, the weakest of his films

catch me if you can: Tom Hanks needed a hug

Blade 2: I missed Deacon Frost, mmm-MMM, gimme pasty white boys and I am all a-flutter

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
and your book is aimed for people of what age? Definitely adults

[Istari Wizard]

*puts water on dew to calm her down*`

[Istari Wizard]

did you know michael jackson was suppose to play a vampire pimp but because of scheduling issues he couldn't do it.

[Brodie Bruce]

how about

Something about mary

South Park: bigger longer, uncut

the brak show

American pie

Blazing Saddles

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
did you know michael jackson was suppose to play a vampire pimp but because of scheduling issues he couldn't do it. thank god for scheduling issues

[Istari Wizard]

you didn't think that, it might of been funny I thought it would. It was Avi Arads idea.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
how about

Something about mary

South Park: bigger longer, uncut

the brak show

American pie

Blazing Saddles Something about mary: Beans and franks

South Park: bigger longer, uncut: Shut your ****ing face, Uncle ****er. I taught my then 5 year old nephew that song. His mom wasn't happy

the brak show: I like the episodes where his mom isn't english

American pie: Over rated

Blazing Saddles: I have never seen the whole thing from start to finish

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
you didn't think that, it might of been funny I thought it would. It was Avi Arads idea. So was the Mutant X tv show, and that sucks too

[Istari Wizard]

of course mutantx sucks sometimes the man tries to do something he thinks will be good but it's not.

[Brodie Bruce]

American Pie 2

Fantastic Four(the unreleased version)

Spaceballs

Evil Dead

Good Will hunting

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
American Pie 2

Fantastic Four(the unreleased version)

Spaceballs

Evil Dead

Good Will hunting American Pie 2: I didn't like 1, I'm gonna see 2?

Fantastic Four(the unreleased version): How can I judge a movie I ain't seen?

Spaceballs: Not a huge Mel Brooks fan

Evil Dead: Bruce Campbell is god

Good Will hunting: Meh

[Brodie Bruce]

Star Wars

Empire strikes back

Jedi

Pulp Fiction

Snatch

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
Star Wars

Empire strikes back

Jedi

Pulp Fiction

Snatch Star Wars: I was in kindergarten when it came out and I well never forget watching it

Empire strikes back: the bad guys won, you GOTTA love that

Jedi: I cried when it was over

Pulp Fiction: Bring out the gimp

Snatch: never saw it

[Brodie Bruce]

Resevoir Dogs

That 70's show

Don Mclean's American Pie

Bohemian raphsody

Everwood

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce


That 70's show

Don Mclean's American Pie

Bohemian raphsody

Everwood Resevoir Dogs: Mr Pink kicks ass

That 70's show: i approve of the pot smoking

Don Mclean's American Pie: The weird all parody is better

Bohemian raphsody: Gave myself a concussion head banging

Everwood: can't be arsed to watch it

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi

Everwood: can't be arsed to watch it

you should, It's the best show on TV

Space ghost: coast to Coast

The simpsons

Strongbad

Sean Connery on Celbrity Jeopardy On SNL

Jay an Silent Bob Strike BAck

Spiderman

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
you should, It's the best show on TV

Space ghost: coast to Coast

The simpsons

Strongbad

Sean Connery on Celbrity Jeopardy On SNL

Jay an Silent Bob Strike BAck

Spiderman Space ghost: coast to Coast: Zorak rules

The simpsons: Who DOESN'T love the Simpsons

Strongbad: How does he type with gloves on?

Sean Connery on Celbrity Jeopardy On SNL: Shuck it Trebek

Jay an Silent Bob Strike BAck: The studio scenes were filmed down the street from me

Spiderman: I think a spin off should be made for the Latverian Faire goer

[Matt_Murdock]

okay, if i may ask a question? what is cheese made of?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Why did he ask this?

Originally posted by Matt_Murdock
okay, if i may ask a question? what is cheese made of?



Jay1/2Dub

[Jay1/2Dub]

You know I'm just playin Matt.

I gotta question: Do you agree with Anne Frank's quote in my sig.?


Jay1/2Dub

[Jay1/2Dub]

Dew come on answer our questions, pleeeeze.


Jay1/2Dub

[Brodie Bruce]

shes not here

[Jay1/2Dub]

Oh okay, then umm........ then my last post in this thread was.......


BUMP!


Jay1/2Dub

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt_Murdock
okay, if i may ask a question? what is cheese made of? it grows on trees in a tree orchard in the south of france

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Why did he ask this?

Jay1/2Dub Because he wanted to know what cheese was made of

[Webmistress]

Hey Dew---what's the secret formula for silencing annoying newbies?:D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
You know I'm just playin Matt.

I gotta question: Do you agree with Anne Frank's quote in my sig.?


Jay1/2Dub no

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Dew come on answer our questions, pleeeeze.


Jay1/2Dub Dew must sleep and work sometime, you know

[logansoldcigar]

Can I have some Ice-cream?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by logansoldcigar
Can I have some Ice-cream? only if you finished your brussel sprouts

[Istari Wizard]

why is krispy kreme doughnuts considered the best doughnuts

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
why is krispy kreme doughnuts considered the best doughnuts

I thought it was obvious.....


Jay1/2Dub

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
why is krispy kreme doughnuts considered the best doughnuts because they are

[Chaos]

What is best, Blunts or Joints

[Webmistress]

So do you know the secret formula?

[logansoldcigar]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
only if you finished your brussel sprouts

but they taste like mothballs. do you know what mothballs taste like?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lord Chaos
What is best, Blunts or Joints bongs

[Webmistress]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to wash my mouth out with lye just to get the taste of the words out!:D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Webmistress
So do you know the secret formula? I am not at liberty to say

[Chaos]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
bongs

you pot head Dew;)

[Webmistress]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I am not at liberty to say

:(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by logansoldcigar
but they taste like mothballs. do you know what mothballs taste like? brussel sprouts

[Matt_Murdock]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
why is krispy kreme doughnuts considered the best doughnuts

and they finnaly opened one in the theatre!!!

now i get two boxes whenever i go...*starts drooling*

[logansoldcigar]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
brussel sprouts

aint you a smart one?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lord Chaos
you pot head Dew;) That gives me an idea, where's my lighter?

[BuddyLuka]

Why exactly do choosy Mom's choose JIF?


Why does it burn when I urinate?


Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?


Can a monkey approxametly 3 feet tell defeat a lemur in a foot race?


Would a coed strip club work?


How come Polly is only offered crackers?


Why does Harrison Ford suck now?


Was Evel Knievel funnier before or after arthritis?


Did Pizza Hut sell out, when they stopped building them with a big red roof?


What's the worst freeway in SoCal?


Do you wave to gang bangers?


Do you wave to gangbangers?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Who will win the NBA finals: Nets, Spurs, or Mavs?


Jay1/2Dub

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by logansoldcigar
aint you a smart one? that's what my mommy always said

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BuddyLuka
Why exactly do choosy Mom's choose JIF?


Why does it burn when I urinate?


Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?


Can a monkey approxametly 3 feet tell defeat a lemur in a foot race?


Would a coed strip club work?


How come Polly is only offered crackers?


Why does Harrison Ford suck now?


Was Evel Knievel funnier before or after arthritis?


Did Pizza Hut sell out, when they stopped building them with a big red roof?


What's the worst freeway in SoCal?


Do you wave to gang bangers?


Do you wave to gangbangers? Why exactly do choosy Mom's choose JIF? Jif is hung like a bull


Why does it burn when I urinate?: You are pissing flame

Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?: It doesn't and the Tourism Board of The Spain Plains is looking to bust Professor Higgins's head for singlehandedly ruining tourism

Can a monkey approxametly 3 feet tell defeat a lemur in a foot race?: Only if it is from Kenya


Would a coed strip club work?: Why not? Bi-Sexuals have too man dollar bills in their pockets

How come Polly is only offered crackers?: Polly is on a strict diet

Why does Harrison Ford suck now?: Because Callista refuses to swallow

Was Evel Knievel funnier before or after arthritis?: He was funniest when he was known as Shecky Kneivel

Did Pizza Hut sell out, when they stopped building them with a big red roof?: Yes

What's the worst freeway in SoCal?: The 405

Do you wave to gang bangers?: No they wave to me

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Who will win the NBA finals: Nets, Spurs, or Mavs?


Jay1/2Dub zzzzZZZZZzzZZZZZ...oh sorry did you expect me to care?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Why does Harrison Ford suck now?: Because Callista refuses to swallow

:eek: LMAO!!!:D


Jay1/2Dub

[Chaos]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi

Why does Harrison Ford suck now?: Because Callista refuses to swallow



LMFAO

You rule Dew

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
zzzzZZZZZzzZZZZZ...oh sorry did you expect me to care?

I feel bad now:(


Jay1/2Dub

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
I feel bad now:(


Jay1/2Dub naw, don't. I am just cranky

[Matt_Murdock]

Originally posted by BuddyLuka



Why does it burn when I urinate?




*GASPS* YOU HAVE VD!!!!

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
naw, don't. I am just cranky

:D

*GASPS* YOU HAVE VD!!!!

LOL!!


Jay1/2Dub

[Dew k. Mosi]

no mocking the infected

[Matt_Murdock]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no mocking the infected

i was just pointing it out

[Dew k. Mosi]

oh ok

[Chaos]

Why did Cobra Commander rule in Gi Joe

[Istari Wizard]

why do they show G.I. joe so late at night.

[Istari Wizard]

how did you come up with the name Dew K. Mosi (not to be rude or anything)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lord Chaos
Why did Cobra Commander rule in Gi Joe Insanity is fun

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
why do they show G.I. joe so late at night. they are evil

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Istari Wizard
how did you come up with the name Dew K. Mosi (not to be rude or anything) It is short for my real name Dewdrop Karma Mosenberg

[Dew k. Mosi]

ok, gang it is time again. I have recieved several requests for this and rather than be accused of bumping an old thread, I decided to remake this one.

So, ask away.
Dew knows all and answers all!

No flaming or name calling please

[Mixairian]

So, just what inspired you to recreate this thread? ^.^

[Catman]

So why not just close it down like you do with every other thread?

[I Am Legend]

So, how's it going Empress Dew ?

[Master Chief]

ok, why are there different time zones and why are there different kinds of cheese?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
So, just what inspired you to recreate this thread? ^.^ A little birdie asked me to

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Catman
So why not just close it down like you do with every other thread? :rolleyes: next question

[Mixairian]

^.^ If vegitarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by I Am Legend
So, how's it going Empress Dew ? Its going ok, thanks for asking

[Clerk]

Why do people think that this........

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/garfieldpic.jpg

.....doesn't look anything like this.......

http://planetgarfield.web1000.com/garf22.gif

.......and therefore it is crap?

[Mixairian]

How do you do the laundry?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Master Chief
ok, why are there different time zones and why are there different kinds of cheese? because the clocks made in california are made a few hours after the one in New york

cheese is different because the dairy fairy insists on it

[Catman]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
:rolleyes: next question

Spoken like a true politicans! Why not run for governor of California?

[kritic]

Why can't animals and humans live together sexually?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
^.^ If vegitarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat? a good breakfast, a light lunch and a sensible dinner, They love raspberry kool-aid, btw

[I Am Legend]

Can I have all my posts and start date from my old name transfered to this one ? Heh heh.

[Mixairian]

When will Arnold become President?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Clerk
Why do people think that this........

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/garfieldpic.jpg

.....doesn't look anything like this.......

http://planetgarfield.web1000.com/garf22.gif

.......and therefore it is crap? because its not scottish

[Catman]

Originally posted by Mixairian
When will Arnold become President?

Never, he wasn't born in the US! :rolleyes:

[Mixairian]

If Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore, what is her gross net gains on any given weekday?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
How do you do the laundry? I don't, my robo-maid does it

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Catman
Spoken like a true politicans! Why not run for governor of California? becuase I am scared the Terminator might will kill me

[Clerk]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
because its not scottish


http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/hail.gif

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Catman
Never, he wasn't born in the US! :rolleyes:

It could happen! It did in Demolition Man! :(

[Mixairian]

Can you get me a robo maid?

[Cyclops]

Oh, now here's a thread... finally a thread in this Godforsaken Community Forum... that is worth clicking on. Thank you Dew k Mosi! You are wonderful and amazing in every way that counts on an internet message board!

Anyhoo, my question is this:

Why is "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" so damn funny?

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Cyclops
Oh, now here's a thread... finally a thread in this Godforsaken Community Forum... that is worth clicking on. Thank you Dew k Mosi! You are wonderful and amazing in every way that counts on an internet message board!

Anyhoo, my question is this:

Why is "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" so damn funny?

I can answer this, because his guests are all funnier than him.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by kritic
Why can't animals and humans live together sexually? they can't? umm...excuse me I have some phone calls to make

[Catman]

Originally posted by Mixairian
It could happen! It did in Demolition Man! :(

And he leaped out of a movie in "Last Action Hero"! :rolleyes:

[Mixairian]

Do all dogs really go to heaven?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by I Am Legend
Can I have all my posts and start date from my old name transfered to this one ? Heh heh. ask Malice. He doesn't like us to do that

[Master Chief]

is Batman or Superman better?

[Cyclops]

Originally posted by Mixairian
I can answer this, because his guests are all funnier than him.

Was I askin' you? No. No, I wasn't.

Actually, I find Colin to be much funnier on his own show than on SNL. Last night's episode was great, but yes, I must agree, his panelists are funnier than him for sure.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
When will Arnold become President? whenever he damn wants, do YOU want to say no?

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Cyclops
Was I askin' you? No. No, I wasn't.

Actually, I find Colin to be much funnier on his own show than on SNL. Last night's episode was great, but yes, I must agree, his panelists are funnier than him for sure.

I love his guests today. "How did Dat happen?" Such BS, Dat should have never won.

And I agree he's much funnier OFF SNL.

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Catman
And he leaped out of a movie in "Last Action Hero"! :rolleyes:

THANK YOU! I'm glad we're on the same level here!

[I Am Legend]

Darn... I doubt Malice would do it.

Are you in any shows that are going to be airing soon ?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
If Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore, what is her gross net gains on any given weekday? nothing, that little ***** gives them away for free

[Cyclops]

Originally posted by Mixairian
I love his guests today. "How did Dat happen?" Such BS, Dat should have never won.

And I agree he's much funnier OFF SNL.

I loved the girl, what was her name? Corey?

"Everything was about how he had cancer! If we ran out of ketchup, 'I have cancer!!'" She had me in stitches at times. :)

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
nothing, that little ***** gives them away for free

What a hussy!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Can you get me a robo maid? yes, but then I would have to kill you

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Cyclops
I loved the girl, what was her name? Corey?

"Everything was about how he had cancer! If we ran out of ketchup, 'I have cancer!!'" She had me in stitches at times. :)

That was so great. I'm trying to figure out the chemistry those two older guys had with one another.

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
yes, but then I would have to kill you

Would you be killing me softly?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
Oh, now here's a thread... finally a thread in this Godforsaken Community Forum... that is worth clicking on. Thank you Dew k Mosi! You are wonderful and amazing in every way that counts on an internet message board!

Anyhoo, my question is this:

Why is "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" so damn funny? because them Irish are a laugh riot

[Mr.White]

Where did Pauly Shore's career go?

[Mixairian]

Did you know that there is a such thing as blue grass?

[Cyclops]

Originally posted by Mixairian
That was so great. I'm trying to figure out the chemistry those two older guys had with one another.

I can't decide whether or not the best moment of that show ever was when Colin and George Carlin were doing the Catholic Priest bit, or when Colin and Jon Stewart were having the Easter/Passover debate.

That was some funny freaking stuff.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Do all dogs really go to heaven? not sinner dogs

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Master Chief
is Batman or Superman better? Bats hands down

[Lazarus440]

why can't i sneeze and pee at the same time?

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Cyclops
I can't decide whether or not the best moment of that show ever was when Colin and George Carlin were doing the Catholic Priest bit, or when Colin and Jon Stewart were having the Easter/Passover debate.

That was some funny freaking stuff.

My favorite is when they had 2 jews and 2 arabs on... Pure art.

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
not sinner dogs

What about kitties?! Do they go to heaven?

[Cyclops]

Originally posted by Mixairian
My favorite is when they had 2 jews and 2 arabs on... Pure art.

I think I saw that. The Daily Show/Colin Quinn block is the only thing I watch on TV anymore. :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by I Am Legend
Darn... I doubt Malice would do it.

Are you in any shows that are going to be airing soon ? Style Court and Oblivious. I will let you all know. I am on both as me myself as a guest.

[Lazarus440]

what is the best porn ever made?

[Cyclops]

What a surprise. I must have precognitive powers, because I knew you were going to ask that.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Would you be killing me softly? well I will be using HIS song

[Mixairian]

Will you still love me in the morning?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mr.White
Where did Pauly Shore's career go? adam sandler stole it

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Dude, where's my webshooters? :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Did you know that there is a such thing as blue grass? yes there is, I got it in my easter basket last year

[Cyclops]

I thought it was Jimmy Fallon that stole it. No wait, he just ripped off Sandler. Couldn't he have found somebody funny to rip off?

[Mixairian]

Will the Kith come at high noon if the red herring smoke blue pot?

[Lazarus440]

who do you love? who loves you baby? and who wrote the book of love?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
why can't i sneeze and pee at the same time? because your nose and your wenis have been surgically attached to each other

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What about kitties?! Do they go to heaven? kitties are tools of the devil, that's why they pee ammonia and suck your breath away

[I Am Legend]

Have you ever visited www.newgrounds.com ?

[Octavias]

If you were a marshmallow, what kind would you be

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
what is the best porn ever made? Frankenweiner, the german, computer animated, techno-pop masterpiece

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Will you still love me in the morning? yes, but I won't respect you

[Mixairian]

What does your hair taste like?

[Eric Draven]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[Cyclops]

???

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by The Amazing Spider-Man
Dude, where's my webshooters? :( Demi Moore used them to web up her new face

[Mixairian]

I have to go to the bathroom, will you hold my hand?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
I thought it was Jimmy Fallon that stole it. No wait, he just ripped off Sandler. Couldn't he have found somebody funny to rip off? apparantly not

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Demi Moore used them to web up her new face

Damn her!! I guess I should apologize to Reed for accusing him of cannibalizing them again. :o

[Mixairian]

Who is cooler Chrono or Magus?

[Octavias]

When you are a world famous comic Icon, will you still aknowledge us lowly hypesters??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Will the Kith come at high noon if the red herring smoke blue pot? no but if the BLUE herring smoked the RED pot then you might have something

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
who do you love? who loves you baby? and who wrote the book of love? My family, my friends, Dr Ruth

[Mixairian]

Why is it called Microsoft Works?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by I Am Legend
Have you ever visited www.newgrounds.com ? yes

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Octavias
If you were a marshmallow, what kind would you be white and fluffy

[Mixairian]

What is Spider Mans webbing made of?

[I Am Legend]

Have you ever watched Blundercats ?

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
white and fluffy

What about tasty?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What does your hair taste like? Joico conditioner for color treated hair

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Eric Draven
What would you do for a Klondike bar? nothing I am on a diet

[Cyclops]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Why is it called Microsoft Works?

That's an oxymoron, right? Like Jumbo Shrimp and Military Intelligence?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
??? !!!

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Joico conditioner for color treated hair

What do you taste like? :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
I have to go to the bathroom, will you hold my hand? what will that hand be holding?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Who is cooler Chrono or Magus? I don't care for either

[Octavias]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Dr Ruth
really???I diddn't know that. I thought she just wrote the book of lust, volumes 1-18, Screwing for dummies, The big book of sex, and Masterbating and you. :D

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
what will that hand be holding?

Hey, hey, you're suppose to answer the questions!!!... What will that hand be holding?

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I don't care for either

But Silent Protagonists are cool. :( ;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Octavias
When you are a world famous comic Icon, will you still aknowledge us lowly hypesters?? of course I will...um...excuse me did someone say something?

[Octavias]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What about tasty?

we already know she's sweet;) and very likable:D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Why is it called Microsoft Works? because no one would buy Microsoft Doesn't Work

[Mixairian]

How long until you acknowledge your defeat to me?

[Lazarus440]

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What is Spider Mans webbing made of? organics

[Mixairian]

What's the difference between a lady and a light bulb?

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
organics

What type of organics?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What do you taste like? :D I dunno, you are the one who keeps licking me. You tell me

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Hey, hey, you're suppose to answer the questions!!!... What will that hand be holding? probably your beer

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I dunno, you are the one who keeps licking me. You tell me

Speaking of licks how many does it take to get to the center of Dew. ^.^

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
probably your beer

sasjfkjas I WUV J000!!!!^_^;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
How long until you acknowledge your defeat to me? hold your breath and I will tell you

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
hold your breath and I will tell you

How long do I have to hold my breath for?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? giant monsters and the occassional ninja

[Mixairian]

Can you buy me an Eva suit for my birthday?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What's the difference between a lady and a light bulb? there isn't one

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What type of organics? sucky ones

[Mixairian]

Why does my knee hurt?

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
sucky ones

High in protein?

[Sandman138]

Why are Emo Boys and Indy Girls so damn hot?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Speaking of licks how many does it take to get to the center of Dew. ^.^ I'll tell you when to stop licking

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
How long do I have to hold my breath for? you can stop now...breathing that is