Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by ImTheWombat
why do we have to go to school? all they do is tell me that im stupid and i already know that! we have to go to school because some day you may HAVE to know what the cause of the War of 1812 was when a mugger demands "Early American History or Your LIFE!"

[ImTheWombat]

he he he he he Dew is funny. Ok another question.

As the men enter the kitchen, all of them holding their guns up at head level, they see the bloody mess of their friend lying on the white ceramic floor, a clean sliced wound running across his neck. The other bodyguards seem aghast at the site as they continue into the small kitchen.

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a butcher knife lunges forward, smashing and imbedding itself into a man’s chest with a THUD. The other two men begin to fire their weapons into the kitchen, unable to see where the knife came from. However, all of the bullets fired into the kitchen, hit nothing but ceramic and drywall. The two run out of bullets and begin to quickly attempt to reload.

Maverick jumps from the opposite side of the counter, planting his one hand onto the counter and quickly whipping his golden legs across the counter top and swinging them into one of the bodyguards. The guard is flung backwards and collides with the floor, unconscious. Maverick lets go of the counter and lands like a predatory cat on all fours next to the other guard.

The guard, now done reloading, aims his gun down at Maverick’s head, who quickly does a sweeper kick, knocking the man onto the ground. Maverick pulls his right hand into the air and brings it down over the guards face with a CRUNCH.

Ok, is that cool enough for a quick little fight scene for "Maverick" (the movie based on the little known Marvel Mercernary)?

There is more to that fight scene, but thats a quick piece showing off some of Mav's moves

[Dew k. Mosi]

that seems pretty cool

[black_dust]

How can i get rich qwick?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by black_dust
How can i get rich qwick? learn how to spell quick

[black_dust]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
learn how to spell quick


Spelling is not in my vocabulary, and besides its 2.20am :(

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
learn how to spell quick

LOL!!!

I have 200 hundred dollars in my pocket, do you eat at Olive Garden, and if so, do you own a gun??

[Jay1/2Dub]

I have summer projects due Sep. 2, will you do them for me, and if so, are Batman and Robin a couple??

[Spider-Nerd]

Dew, are you a god?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
LOL!!!

I have 200 hundred dollars in my pocket, do you eat at Olive Garden, and if so, do you own a gun?? why? You taking me out to dinner? I don't have a gun, will we be needing it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
I have summer projects due Sep. 2, will you do them for me, and if so, are Batman and Robin a couple?? no I am too lazy to do my own work. and yes they are according to the picture on my t-shirt

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Spider-Nerd
Dew, are you a god? no I am a goddess

[Master Chief]

do you prefer Burger King or A&W?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Master Chief
do you prefer Burger King or A&W? there are no A&Ws in my area

[Master Chief]

o well :o

which would you choose to be more horrifying?

watching Gigli over and over again for a day, or jumping into a pool of sharks? :o

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Master Chief
o well :o

which would you choose to be more horrifying?

watching Gigli over and over again for a day, or jumping into a pool of sharks? :o the sharks. Gigli is only mental pain. I have learned to block that. but physical pain scares me

[Lazarus440]

is mindworm going to hell?

[Spider-Nerd]

will you be my mommy?

[thaispdergrl]

Why do we have to have PE???

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
is mindworm going to hell? no, because I don't believe in hell

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Spider-Nerd
will you be my mommy? depends on who's yo daddy

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by thaispdergrl
Why do we have to have PE??? because our bladder is full of urine. oh, wait, I think I misread the question

[Knightsaber Priss]

Why are my upstairs neighbors so loopy?

[Tasty Humans]

Why am I eating raw yams?

[Mixairian]

Just how many monkeys are in a barrel of monkeys?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
why? You taking me out to dinner? I don't have a gun, will we be needing it?

That's up to you ;) I have to tell you though I'm only 17 :o :( in my hometown, you always need a gun :o :(

Next question:

I went to the mall yesterday, that's the first time I went out in months :( , I was really tired, and what kind of cookies do you eat, and if you eat Oreos, do you use lotion??

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Can I be a global mod?

[Spider-Nerd]

No.

[Spider-Nerd]

Can I smack EML with a wet trout?

[logansoldcigar]

Have you ever seen a house fly?

[Mixairian]

What should I have for dinner?

[Jay1/2Dub]

My mom told me to wake the **** up this morning, what should I eat for breakfast?? Peanut butter cookies?? Cake?? Cereal?? On second thought, do you have a car, and if so, do you shop at macys??

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spider-Nerd
Can I smack EML with a wet trout?

"You nerds and your trout."

:rolleyes:

[Mixairian]

I'm hungry why havn't you told me what to eat for dinner yet?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Spiders and worms :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Why are my upstairs neighbors so loopy? they are Loupes? YIKES! Stock up on silver bullets man!!!!

[Mixairian]

Do you think Batman is racist?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tasty Humans
Why am I eating raw yams? you ran out of human flesh

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Just how many monkeys are in a barrel of monkeys? 106

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
That's up to you ;) I have to tell you though I'm only 17 :o :( in my hometown, you always need a gun :o :(

Next question:

I went to the mall yesterday, that's the first time I went out in months :( , I was really tired, and what kind of cookies do you eat, and if you eat Oreos, do you use lotion?? I don't eat cookies. I am on a diet. Yes I use lotion but not very often because I don't like to feel sticky

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Can I be a global mod? no

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Spider-Nerd
Can I smack EML with a wet trout? yes please

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no

Pretty please?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by logansoldcigar
Have you ever seen a house fly? yeah it landed on my sister and then this little ***** stole her shoes

[Chaos]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Pretty please? No

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What should I have for dinner? food

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Lord Chaos
No

This is not your thread.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
My mom told me to wake the **** up this morning, what should I eat for breakfast?? Peanut butter cookies?? Cake?? Cereal?? On second thought, do you have a car, and if so, do you shop at macys?? peanut butter cookies sound good. I don't like cake or cereal. I do have a car but no licence, and Macy's is too expensive

[Hudson]

does Leprechauns exist?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Macy's isn't expensive....

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Do you think Batman is racist? present your facts and I will form an educated opinion

[Joker]

freddy vs jason...who do you think wins?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Joker
freddy vs jason...who do you think wins?

Jason will pwn Freddy.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Pretty please? no

[Chaos]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
This is not your thread.

Well Dew as already told you god knows how many times that you cannot be a global mod...so i figured if someone posted NO big enough you might actually get the message :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Lord Chaos
Well Dew as already told you god knows how many times that you cannot be a global mod...so i figured if someone posted NO big enough you might actually get the message :)

YOU FIGURED WRONG.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no

With sugar on top?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Hudson
does Leprechauns exist? no, but the grammar fairy does and she is angry with you

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Macy's isn't expensive.... Dude, I can't afford WalMart

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
With sugar on top? no

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no

Damn, that was my best bet....Everyone goes for the sugar...

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Dude, I can't afford WalMart

Wal-Mart? Ewww....

[Hudson]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no, but the grammar fairy does and she is angry with you gimme a break here.. can't you tell her I'm having trouble thinking because of cold medicine:(

is Mirko really a Garden Gnome?

if Leprechauns did exist where would they hide their Pot'o'gold?

[Jay1/2Dub]

If you're bored with nothing to do but your damn homework :mad: , are you happy??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Hudson
gimme a break here.. can't you tell her I'm having trouble thinking because of cold medicine:(

is Mirko really a Garden Gnome?

if Leprechauns did exist where would they hide their Pot'o'gold? I can try

yes, he is the tallest garden gnome in existence

they have a swiss bank account

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
If you're bored with nothing to do but your damn homework :mad: , are you happy?? I am never happy when i am bored

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

End of the Rainbow International :p

[Jay1/2Dub]

Which celebrities have shopped at your store??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Which celebrities have shopped at your store?? I am not really supposed to tel, but lets just say some rock stars, some rap stars and a few actors (mainstream and porn)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Stan Lee? :p

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Stan Lee? :p no he was to busy at the strip club

[Themanofbat]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
hmm, i will have to send it in a biohazard container

True... it's pretty powerful stuff... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Don't smell it and insert it in as quickly as possible.
Wait 9 months and voila.... Thedewofbat :cool:

[Themanofbat]

We could always try it the old-fashioned way... but you'd have to spring for lunch first.

:)

[incurock31]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
Wait 9 months and voila.... Thedewofbat :cool:

:eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Thedewofbat....no, I like Thebat k. Mosi better

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
Wait 9 months and voila.... Thedewofbat :cool:

The miracle of life :eek: :eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

its the circle of life

[Jay1/2Dub]

Why is it the circle of life and not the miracle of life, and do amoebas have feelings??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Why is it the circle of life and not the miracle of life, and do amoebas have feelings?? because I like to sing the Circle of life song, and amoebas are heartless bastards. Parameciums are sentimental buggers though

[Jay1/2Dub]

What's your favorite Schwarzenegger movie, and what would happen if a person didn't take a shower for one year, but kept up with every other aspect of hygiene??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
What's your favorite Schwarzenegger movie, and what would happen if a person didn't take a shower for one year, but kept up with every other aspect of hygiene?? I'd have to say Twins or Junior (;)) and obviously they would grow radishes in their nether regions

[incurock31]

Dew-
Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, or Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by incurock31
Dew-
Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, or Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back? DOGMA

[incurock31]

Originally posted by Toven
I havent seen Clerks, Chasing Amy, or Mallrats yet

You die now. :mad:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

What does EML+ supermod powers = ?

[incurock31]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
DOGMA

Good choice. I like Mallrats myself. :)
Did you like Alanis as God?

[incurock31]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
What does EML+ supermod powers = ?

Hell on earth. :(

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Answer me!

[Zenien]

You forgot "Peons":o

[Jay1/2Dub]

What should I do now, and what should I do in 10 minutes??

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Toven
I will eat your heart. :)

Sounds kinky.

Now answer me, peons!

[Jay1/2Dub]

I have a Gambit avatar, but it doesn't look like a Gambit avatar, do you think that teenagers know what true love really is??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
What does EML+ supermod powers = ? a pain in my ass ;)

[black_dust]

Will pitch black 2 and 3 be better than the first one?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by incurock31
Good choice. I like Mallrats myself. :)
Did you like Alanis as God? she was not as annoying as I expected

[Joker]

should I start killing the door to door salesmen, jehovas witnesses, etc... that keep coming to my door and waking me up in the morning?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Have you heard about Six Flags Marine World??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
What should I do now, and what should I do in 10 minutes?? Send me 10 dollars, and then send me another 10 dollars

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
I have a Gambit avatar, but it doesn't look like a Gambit avatar, do you think that teenagers know what true love really is?? your avatar is silver surfer, isn't it? no they don't

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
your avatar is silver surfer, isn't it? no they don't

I have a Gambit one I'm not using...

Do you enjoy sex, and if so, do you have a bird that can talk?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Send me 10 dollars, and then send me another 10 dollars

Only 10??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
I have a Gambit one I'm not using...

Do you enjoy sex, and if so, do you have a bird that can talk? it depends on who I am having sex with and no, but my cats tell me what they want

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Only 10?? I'm not greedy

[Themanofbat]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Thedewofbat....no, I like Thebat k. Mosi better

That's cool... sounds like the name of a sexy 60's dance style... :cool:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
a pain in my ass ;)

Sounds Kinky.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
That's cool... sounds like the name of a sexy 60's dance style... :cool: yeah it does ;)

[ImTheWombat]

Who am I?

[Jay1/2Dub]

What would happen if my brakes went out on the freeway?? Will I die, and if so do you have a digital camera??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by ImTheWombat
Who am I? you are your resume

[Mr.White]

Can I work in the porn store with you?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
What would happen if my brakes went out on the freeway?? Will I die, and if so do you have a digital camera?? let's test it, hang on, let me position the fuel truck jackknived in the middle of the fast lane

Yes you will

no I don't

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mr.White
Can I work in the porn store with you? sure, someone just quit

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
let's test it, hang on, let me position the fuel truck jackknived in the middle of the fast lane

Yes you will

no I don't

:(

I'm 17 and I'm not allowed to look at porn, what's the difference between a 17 year old and an 18 year old, besides age, and that legal ****??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
:(

I'm 17 and I'm not allowed to look at porn, what's the difference between a 17 year old and an 18 year old, besides age, and that legal ****?? between 1 and 365 days

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
between 1 and 365 days

I knew you'd say something like that :o :D :D :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

I aim to please

[ImTheWombat]

what is a cache?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by ImTheWombat
what is a cache? dollarsh and shentsh

[ScramBunctious]

What is the difference between a pie and cobbler (and no, not the guy who makes shoes or those little stones on the street, PUNK!)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by ScramBunctious
What is the difference between a pie and cobbler (and no, not the guy who makes shoes or those little stones on the street, PUNK!) I will eat peach cobbler but not a peach pie

[Chamber]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? yes, but not as much as bugs love buggery

[Chamber]

is this the unbeatable question?

[Chamber]

Where is the love?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
is this the unbeatable question? yes, it is...wait I answered it, so no, I guess it isn't

[Chamber]

what does oh ho mean?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
Where is the love? beneath the hate

[Chamber]

Why does E = MC Hammer?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
what does oh ho mean? ah ha

[Chamber]

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime your near?

[Chamber]

can you feel the funk?

[Chamber]

Can you dance like noone is watching?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
Why does E = MC Hammer? cause you can't touch this

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime your near? just like you, they long to be close to Dew

[Chamber]

are you bootylicious?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
can you feel the funk? no but I can bring on da funk AND bring on da noise

[Chamber]

are you oblivious?

[Chamber]

Why is six afraid of seven?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
Can you dance like noone is watching? only if no one is watching

[Chamber]

Why is sex afraid of Sven?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
are you bootylicious? no, no I am not

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
are you oblivious? no but my episode of Oblivious airs next month

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
Why is six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

[Chamber]

Why do people call me WhiteBoy?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
Why do people call me WhiteBoy? cuz you white

[Chamber]

WRONG! Cuz i play that funky music, foo

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
WRONG! Cuz i play that funky music, foo are you black, hispanic, asian, or any other race than caucasian? No. Then I stand by my answer

[Mixairian]

Why did it take so longer for power to come back to my neighborhood?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Why did it take so longer for power to come back to my neighborhood? the god of electricity hates you. he told me so

[ScramBunctious]

Where is this quote from: ""I shall not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.""

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by ScramBunctious
Where is this quote from: ""I shall not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."" from you. see the Originally posted by ScramBunctious disclaimer?

[ScramBunctious]

Actually, no, it's from Mixairian, but where did they get it from?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by ScramBunctious
Actually, no, it's from Mixairian, but where did they get it from? Probably from some movie, because Mix doesn't read books

[ScramBunctious]

actually, it is from a book... poor mix... and a movie too, I guess.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by ScramBunctious
actually, it is from a book... poor mix... and a movie too, I guess. That is from Dune darling. It is the Bene Gessirit creed against fear

[ScramBunctious]

yay! I nood Dew would get it.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by ScramBunctious
yay! I nood Dew would get it. why you wanna make me think? you know thinking ain't my strong point

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
the god of electricity hates you. he told me so

But you love me, why did it not come back on sooner?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
But you love me, why did it not come back on sooner? I had to sleep and go to work

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I had to sleep and go to work

-_-; I was so hot and sticky...

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
-_-; I was so hot and sticky... :licks: mmmm, salty

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
:licks: mmmm, salty

Just the way you like it baby. ::Licks::

[Dew k. Mosi]

:purrs::

[Mixairian]

::Grins and ravages.::

[Jay1/2Dub]

Am I in the middle of something here??

[SpeedDemon]

Dew why can't I walk? :(

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by SpeedDemon
Dew why can't I walk? :(

Are you serious?? I wasn't able to walk for a little while this summer. I had back surgery in June. Are you permanently not able to walk?

[SpeedDemon]

Yep I am. Wheelchair bond for the last 10 years.

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by SpeedDemon
Yep I am. Wheelchair bond for the last 10 years.

:(

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by SpeedDemon
Yep I am. Wheelchair bond for the last 10 years.

On the bright side you could run people over who **** with you.

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Mixairian
On the bright side you could run people over who **** with you.

That's a good idea. People who don't have a handicap always looked at me weird, I would get really angry :mad:

[Spider-Storm]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
ok, gang it is time again. I have recieved several requests for this and rather than be accused of bumping an old thread, I decided to remake this one.

So, ask away.
Dew knows all and answers all!

No flaming or name calling please
How long is GunBlade banned

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Spider-Storm
How long is GunBlade banned

That's not up to Dew, it's up to Gunny :rolleyes:

[Mixairian]

GB got banned?!

[Mixairian]

Why do I have no food in my fridge?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Am I in the middle of something here?? yes

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
That's not up to Dew, it's up to Gunny :rolleyes:

No, it's up to Dew. And Malice. She could come back but Gunblade would be gone.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SpeedDemon
Dew why can't I walk? :( your legs don't work

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Spider-Storm
How long is GunBlade banned until she emails me and tells me she has calmed down. I don't need an apology, just assurance that when she returns that she won't flame kritic

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
GB got banned?! yes

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Why do I have no food in my fridge? i ate it all during the blackout so it wouldn't go bad

[incurock31]

How are you doing today, Dew?

[SpeedDemon]

Originally posted by Mixairian
On the bright side you could run people over who **** with you.

You know it :D I mean I wouldn't do anything like that. I'm a good kid really.


: Insert wheelchair riding smiley running someone over:

[Jay1/2Dub]

My granddaughter Fuzz is after my money, she's trying to kill me, what do I do??

[Lord Shaitan]

I keep on thinking about krispy kreme doughnuts what should I do I have none

[kypade]

Why has Subway always been really good, untill today when it was horrible??

[BigRicky]

i used to work at subway, i quit back in march and havent had anything from there since

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by kypade
Why has Subway always been really good, untill today when it was horrible??

Cause your niece bought Subway, and she's trying to poison you :eek:

[kypade]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Cause your niece bought Subway, and she's trying to poison you :eek: WHat ever are you speaking over?

[Lazarus440]

do you remember When you were young And your heart was an open book You used to say live and let live?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by kypade
WHat ever are you speaking over?

I'm going crazy in my old age, but that cheesecake was good, yes it was. What were we talking about??

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Toven
How come sometimes when I open my jaw to the side I can feel it crack and I can hear it too, its gross. :o ugh FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kypade]

Originally posted by Toven
How come sometimes when I open my jaw to the side I can feel it crack and I can hear it too, its gross. :o ugh that happens to me too. :o

[kypade]

Originally posted by Toven
Sucking too much...ya know..eh? :) Eh.......no. don't think so. :)

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Toven
:( You are mean. LOL it was a joke.:D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by incurock31
How are you doing today, Dew? I am a little tired but otherwise fine, how are you?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
My granddaughter Fuzz is after my money, she's trying to kill me, what do I do?? spend it all really fast

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lord Shaitan
I keep on thinking about krispy kreme doughnuts what should I do I have none go buy some

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by kypade
Why has Subway always been really good, untill today when it was horrible?? its all that damn Jared's fault

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by BigRicky
i used to work at subway, i quit back in march and havent had anything from there since that's why it sucks now

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by kypade
WHat ever are you speaking over? Is this english>

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
do you remember When you were young And your heart was an open book You used to say live and let live? no I was always old and bitter

[Lazarus440]

who would you have sex with kirk or spock?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
I'm going crazy in my old age, but that cheesecake was good, yes it was. What were we talking about?? Cheesecake....drools on keyboard, shorts out computer

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Toven
How come sometimes when I open my jaw to the side I can feel it crack and I can hear it too, its gross. :o ugh TMJ, its a degradation of the jaw hinge, the bone and the muscles stretch out of place or something and eventually you may need surgery. I have it too

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Toven
Do you see me ****ing laughing. :mad: ;) no, I don't, I think your web cam is broken

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
TMJ, its a degradation of the jaw hinge, the bone and the muscles stretch out of place or something and eventually you may need surgery. I have it too sounds like something you get from giveing head too much.:confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
who would you have sex with kirk or spock? Spock. he only has sex every 7 years so I imagine when he does it is INTENSE

Plus Kirk has space VD

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
sounds like something you get from giveing head too much.:confused: no it isn't and quit being crude

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Spock. he only has sex every 7 years so I imagine when he does it is INTENSE

Plus Kirk has space VD did he get it from the green chick.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
did he get it from the green chick. no, he got it from that Miramanee on the planet where he got amnesia and called himself Kirok

[kypade]

why'd you change your custom title from Talkin' baby? :( (that is what it was right?)

[Odin's Lapdog]

If your mission is to fail, and you suceed in it. Have you failed or suceeded in you mission????

[Master Chief]

did you re-create this thread so you can get ahead of EML???

[kypade]

ok. Answer this Yes or No: Is the next word you type gonna be No??

[Mixairian]

Why did my parents car not start? Is there some malignant force trying to prevent my fridge from becoming full again?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by kypade
why'd you change your custom title from Talkin' baby? :( (that is what it was right?) cuz I am now Conman t. Ripoffer, of the Jack the Ripoffer Family

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
If your mission is to fail, and you suceed in it. Have you failed or suceeded in you mission???? I have succeeded in failing

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Master Chief
did you re-create this thread so you can get ahead of EML??? no, I recreated it, because a couple people PMed me and asked for it. If I wanted to get ahead of EML I would crack down on his insistant spamming

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by kypade
ok. Answer this Yes or No: Is the next word you type gonna be No?? maybe

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Why did my parents car not start? Is there some malignant force trying to prevent my fridge from becoming full again? I stole the battery. Yes, I think you could stand to lose a few pounds

[Quentin Black]

Why do I keep having weird dreams?

[Tasty Humans]

Should I keep my boobs avatar?

[incurock31]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I am a little tired but otherwise fine, how are you?

I'm fine, thank you. :)

[Peacekeeper]

If Jimmy cracks corn, why should I care?

[Mixairian]

What will I get on my Core 1 Finals?

[Jay1/2Dub]

I have orientation for school on Wed. from 12-1:30, why is it so long?? :(

[Superman]

Since you call this a "question" thread I have a few, Tell me what the difference is between the stuff that goes on here and the stuff that goes on in other threads that you call sp@m? I mean if you ask me this is nothing but a slick way to up your post count. people ask you dumb questions and you give them dumb answers all the while yours and there post count goes up. That Could be considered sp@m.

Take my thread for example. You said it was sp@m. Yes, it could be called sp@m, I'll give you that because there is no "need" for it, But, The same could be said about this thread. There is no "Need" for it, it's just for {as you yourself called it}"entertainment". Well I think the same could be said about my thread aswell, it's just for "entertainment" something to pass the time away. In fact alot of the threads here at hype are just for "entertainment" I mean mine was not much different than This one (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5687) or the more recent one like this one (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=71682&perpage=40&pagenumber=1) and you had no problem with them. Do you think it's when someone repeats a word over and over again? Now that is what I call sp@m. Please tell me, What do you consider sp@m?


Also I have another question. Do you consider my countdown sp@m as well? Most of the post I have made since I started this countdown have been legit. I'll give you that a few post only had the countdown and nothing else but for the most part the posts I have made are real post that happen to have the countdown in them. Do you think it is sp@m for me to do the countdown?

One more thing. When I hit 10.000 well I be able to make a thread about it or will you call that sp@m too? Even though there have been dozens of threads by dozens of posters that said they have reached so-n-so number. Will you consider a thread by me saying that I have reached 10.000 sp@m?


Just asking, Please don't take this as a jab, I really want to know. After all this is a thread to ask Dew a question.
Thank you.:)



36 to go :)

[Lighthouse]

Originally posted by Tasty Humans
Should I keep my boobs avatar?
Yes. Yes you should. :p

[Jay1/2Dub]

If I kill Fuzz and Kypade, will you buy me a Dewmobile??

[Lazarus440]

http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/Spidergirl/Large/SpiderGirl63.JPG
what do you think of this art?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Quentin Black
Why do I keep having weird dreams? you are slowly going insane

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tasty Humans
Should I keep my boobs avatar? until someone complains, why not

[Lazarus440]

http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/Spiderman2099/2099Spiderman.gif
http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/ScarletSpider/Scarlet01.gif

who do you think is cooler?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Peacekeeper
If Jimmy cracks corn, why should I care? You care? I know I sure don't/ My master's gone away

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What will I get on my Core 1 Finals? a 2

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
I have orientation for school on Wed. from 12-1:30, why is it so long?? :( full body cavity search

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
full body cavity search do you think that it wouldn't take as long if they got more then on person to do the searches?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Superman
Since you call this a "question" thread I have a few, Tell me what the difference is between the stuff that goes on here and the stuff that goes on in other threads that you call sp@m? I mean if you ask me this is nothing but a slick way to up your post count. people ask you dumb questions and you give them dumb answers all the while yours and there post count goes up. That Could be considered sp@m. yes it is. But there is a difference between this and posting the same one word reply a hundred times. And, this thread does have a topic that remains on topic. My answers are thought out, the questions are thought out. Everyone enjoys them. Do you have ANY idea how many complaints I get about the one word answers. I am not so much interested in stopping spam as I am stopping the trolling, the flaming and the otherwise disruptive spamming, and if you were to get off your high horse, you would understand it.

Originally posted by Superman

Take my thread for example. You said it was sp@m. Yes, it could be called sp@m, I'll give you that because there is no "need" for it, But, The same could be said about this thread. There is no "Need" for it, it's just for {as you yourself called it}"entertainment". Well I think the same could be said about my thread aswell, it's just for "entertainment" something to pass the time away. In fact alot of the threads here at hype are just for "entertainment" I mean mine was not much different than This one (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5687) or the more recent one like this one (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=71682&perpage=40&pagenumber=1) and you had no problem with them. Did I close the thread you are complaining about?

Originally posted by Superman

Do you think it's when someone repeats a word over and over again? Now that is what I call sp@m. Please tell me, What do you consider sp@m? posts which distrupt the pleasure of others. 99% of this forum is spam. I don't close it all now do I? Just the threads I recieve complaints on or the ones that are blatantly meant to annoy, harm or destroy the fun the others are having here.

Originally posted by Superman

Also I have another question. Do you consider my countdown sp@m as well? Most of the post I have made since I started this countdown have been legit. I'll give you that a few post only had the countdown and nothing else but for the most part the posts I have made are real post that happen to have the countdown in them. Do you think it is sp@m for me to do the countdown? yes I do, however since for the most part the countdown came at the end of the posts, I didn't mind it.

Originally posted by Superman

One more thing. When I hit 10.000 well I be able to make a thread about it or will you call that sp@m too? Even though there have been dozens of threads by dozens of posters that said they have reached so-n-so number. Will you consider a thread by me saying that I have reached 10.000 sp@m? Yes, I did consider it spam, but like I said IN that thread, I wasn't closing it because it wasn't doing anyone harm.

Originally posted by Superman

Just asking, Please don't take this as a jab, I really want to know. After all this is a thread to ask Dew a question.
Thank you.:)
36 to go :) I am taking this as a jab, because you meant it as one. You have this bug up your butt regarding me and I don't particularly understand what it was that I did to offend you. I am doing the best that I can around here and if you think I am doing something wrong, calling me out in what is tantamount to public around here is unneccessary and hurtful. I am doing the best I can. This is not an easy job and I am doing it because I love the Hype and what it has done for me, given to me and made me feel over the years. If you spent less time looking for flaws in my moderation and more time trying to solve the problems you see in me, I would probably be more willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and take your concerns more objectively. But when I am attacked, I am not going to roll over.

Now, any more questions?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
If I kill Fuzz and Kypade, will you buy me a Dewmobile?? I don't have a Dewmobile, so no one else gets one

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/Spidergirl/Large/SpiderGirl63.JPG
what do you think of this art? its ok, It appears computer enhanced

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/Spiderman2099/2099Spiderman.gif He is the bestest

Originally posted by Lazarus440

http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/ScarletSpider/Scarlet01.gif

who do you think is cooler? He has a dorky t-shirt on

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
do you think that it wouldn't take as long if they got more then on person to do the searches? yes, but it wouldn't be as fun

[Odin's Lapdog]

are chimps better lovers than men?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
are chimps better lovers than men? well, they CAN use their feet as hands, but the truth is, they throw their poo when they are done and that is just no good for anyone

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
well, they CAN use their feet as hands, but the truth is, they throw their poo when they are done and that is just no good for anyone booooooo!

I've been known to sling myfair share of poo in the past and i think that it's normal:D

chimps rule:o

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
booooooo!

I've been known to sling myfair share of poo in the past and i think that it's normal:D

chimps rule:o I've had some exes who did the same thing :(

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I've had some exes who did the same thing :( Really????

I was only kidding but i went to boarding school when i was at secondary school, so the boys got up to a lot of things


*take those homosexual thoughts outta your head this instant!*

:o:D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
*take those homosexual thoughts outta your head this instant!*

:o:D I can't help it. I work at a porn store

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I can't help it. I work at a porn store Work eh?

Is that what it's called these days

:D