Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Elijya
how do I cure my tonsilitis? Gargle with sulphuric acid

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
http://server6.uploadit.org/files/veruca-dewkmositoven.JPG I want to know the story behind this picture...Man, am I stacked

[E. Bison]

http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgIrrelevant! Your logic doesn not compute Dew! Robots don't even have to eat! The T-800 model requires plutonium 112 cells for energy. Is not chocolate illogical?

[Pirateking]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I want to know the story behind this picture...Man, am I stacked



Toven's ultimate fantasy?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Pirateking
Why? Because Bloody Mary is my Mangina

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
do you like your olive nipples? He wants them in a martini

[E. Bison]

http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgWhy do humans laugh?

[twylight]

Why does love make the world go 'round? :confused: ;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Pirateking
This thread will never be irrelevant. Will it Dew? Heck, I am not the one who keeps bringing it back. Someone must find it relevant to something

[Pirateking]

Yeah, but it bumps up post counts!;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgIrrelevant! Your logic doesn not compute Dew! Robots don't even have to eat! The T-800 model requires plutonium 112 cells for energy. Is not chocolate illogical? Chocolate is the shizznit

[Pirateking]

Why am I allergic to chocolate?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgWhy do humans laugh? Cuz robots are funny

[E. Bison]

http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgDew, your illogical answers have blown twelve of my circuit breakers. I demand an apology.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by twylight
Why does love make the world go 'round? :confused: ;) Without love, no body would sing. Without love no wedding bells ring. An old love, a new love, as long as it true love
all over the world its found, that love makes the world go round and round and round and round and round

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Pirateking
Why am I allergic to chocolate? You know the terrible secret behind the chocolate maker's nefarious designs, so they are trying to kill you

[Pirateking]

Are, good theory!

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgDew, your illogical answers have blown twelve of my circuit breakers. I demand an apology. apology accepted

[E. Bison]

http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgDo you believe it is possible that one day I could be a real boy?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgDo you believe it is possible that one day I could be a real boy? Only if you see dead people first

[E. Bison]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Only if you see dead people first
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/TERMINATOR.jpg

[Dew k. Mosi]

well, that was a short lived revival

[Sandman138]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
sure why not :D

[Sandman138]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
nope, I changed my mind because of your insecurity :(

[The Lumberjack]

Dew why do we have these new bleeps.

SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH! = the "F" word. Just give us asterisks.:(

[Phoney Bone]

Do you think you'll ever get married Dew?


Was planning to bump this thread soon............

[demento]

Dew, what are you wearing? And in which flavor?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lumberjack1627
Dew why do we have these new bleeps.

SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH! = the "F" word. Just give us asterisks.:( Talk to Malice

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by bmfunny
Do you think you'll ever get married Dew?


Was planning to bump this thread soon............ http://www.heatherkenealy.com/Premiere1.jpg

When I am 50 I will marry this man. Not Daredevil, but my best friend and the only man I truly love (though the idea of having sex with him is kinda yucky)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by demento
Dew, what are you wearing? And in which flavor? Pajamas and they are sweat flavor, its hot in here

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Lumberjack1627
Dew why do we have these new bleeps.

SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH! = the "F" word. Just give us asterisks.:(

SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH! you cry baby. I got my changes done and I'm happy. ^_^

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
http://www.heatherkenealy.com/Premiere1.jpg

When I am 50 I will marry this man. Not Daredevil, but my best friend and the only man I truly love (though the idea of having sex with him is kinda yucky) Cool. It'd be even better if you married Daredevil, though. But then you'd probably die.

[Dew k. Mosi]

well there is no guarantee that marrying Steve won't kill me

[Kipobe]

Dew, I have a question: I have a friend... and that friend has a friend... and that friend has a friend... and that friend has no nipples... so... should I? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Dew, I have a question: I have a friend... and that friend has a friend... and that friend has a friend... and that friend has no nipples... so... should I? :confused: of course

[Kipobe]

I knew I could turn to you... thanks... have some milk duds... made with real duds! :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

I am allergic to duds

[Kipobe]

:mad: You're allergic to everything! :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

I am allergic to that accusation

[Kipobe]

That's okay, because it wasn't an accusation, it was a fact! :up:

[mrhan73]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
All new! All Shiny!

No religious debates, no insulting other posters (except by me ;)) and no seriousness allowed!

You got a question
Dew has an answer!

:):):):):)

Let's have fun, guys, and get my post count to 15,000! Woo hoo! Hey,Dew! Spit or swallow?

[Honey Vibe]

Sorry if you've been asked this one before:
Can you start moving the videogame, movie, and superhero topics that don't belong in Community?

[omegafro2000]

where in the world is carmen san diego???

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by mrhan73
Hey,Dew! Spit or swallow? neither

[Matt]

who would win in a cat fight? Elijha Wood or Tobey Maguire?

[Matt]

ULTIMATE QUESTION FOR DEW!!!

Why were Bakerboy and Mr.Parker banned, ok, Mr.Parker so much doesn't bother me, but how could you guys ban my bakerboy?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
Sorry if you've been asked this one before:
Can you start moving the videogame, movie, and superhero topics that don't belong in Community? I am doing my best, quit harassing me

[Kipobe]

1). Who was S. Raimi, and is it true he's returned as C. Nolan? :confused:

2). Who killed Kenedy? :mad:

3). Why do I have a hat as my avatar? :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by omegafro2000
where in the world is carmen san diego??? depends on which part of her you are looking for. She got ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^y, so I chopped her up and shipped the peieces all over the world

[Matt]

Why is Malice torturing us by playing with the censors?

[Phoney Bone]

Hmmmm......I kid at my school had surgery this week because he has a uni-nipple?

I had to put a question mark on it so Dew will answer it.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt
who would win in a cat fight? Elijha Wood or Tobey Maguire? The cat

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt
ULTIMATE QUESTION FOR DEW!!!

Why were Bakerboy and Mr.Parker banned, ok, Mr.Parker so much doesn't bother me, but how could you guys ban my bakerboy? I had nothing to do with it

[Matt]

which is truly better? Star Wars or Lord of the Rings?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
1). Who was S. Raimi, and is it true he's returned as C. Nolan? :confused:

2). Who killed Kenedy? :mad:

3). Why do I have a hat as my avatar? :( 1) Ninja of Death, Yes, and he is banned already

2) The MTV VJ is dead?

3) To symbolise your hatred for cold heads

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt
Why is Malice torturing us by playing with the censors? His name is Malice

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by bmfunny
Hmmmm......I kid at my school had surgery this week because he has a uni-nipple?

I had to put a question mark on it so Dew will answer it. the answer is rutabaga and Green Acres

[mrhan73]

Was Bruce Lee murdered by the Triads?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt
which is truly better? Star Wars or Lord of the Rings? Star Lord of the Ring Wars

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
1) Ninja of Death, Yes, and he is banned already

2) The MTV VJ is dead?

3) To symbolise your hatred for cold heads Wow...

I look at the world through your eyes, and I realize I haven't even been born! :(

Hey Dew... if one Presidential candidate was running for office at 50MPH, and the other at 75MPH, who will be the first to take over Mexico and make them our ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^es? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by mrhan73
Was Bruce Lee murdered by the Triads? No, he was murdered by his HMO

[mrhan73]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
No, he was murdered by his HMO
Did they have HMO's in 1973?

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
the answer is rutabaga and Green Acres Thanks Dew, it all makes sense now!:)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Wow...

I look at the world through your eyes, and I realize I haven't even been born! :(

Hey Dew... if one Presidential candidate was running for office at 50MPH, and the other at 75MPH, who will be the first to take over Mexico and make them our ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^es? :confused: Who wands Mexico. I say we invade Canada

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by mrhan73
Did they have HMO's in 1973? Bruce lee was from the future

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Who wands Mexico. I say we invade Canada That didn't answer my question!

Here's another... will the Lakers beat the Spurs, and proceed to win their 4th championship in 5 years? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
That didn't answer my question!

Here's another... will the Lakers beat the Spurs, and proceed to win their 4th championship in 5 years? :confused: Last I checked I had a vagina and not a penis, so you sound like charlie Browns parents to me, bub.

But I'd say go Lakers, because otherwise I will not be allowed to return to LA

[Trigg]

Is Nirvana better than Greenday?

[THWIP*]

DOES IT REALLY MATTER?

[Trigg]

Isn't it really annoying when people use undefined pronouns and expect the reader/listener to puzzle out what they're talking about?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
Is Nirvana better than Greenday? Well, I can sing Green Day and Not Nirvana so I would say I like it more

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by THWIP*
DOES IT REALLY MATTER? not really

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
Isn't it really annoying when people use undefined pronouns and expect the reader/listener to puzzle out what they're talking about? huh?

[Trigg]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Well, I can sing Green Day and Not Nirvana so I would say I like it more
But it is so great to just randomly start mumbling about feeling stupid and contagious...

And all you have to do is look up the lyrics to Nirvana. There isn't a whole lot of "singing" to do, per se.

[Trigg]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
huh?
Nevermind. It was a personal snipe at THWIP and my sister, both of whom use pronouns to talk about nouns before they actually mention the noun.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
But it is so great to just randomly start mumbling about feeling stupid and contagious...

And all you have to do is look up the lyrics to Nirvana. There isn't a whole lot of "singing" to do, per se. I like the Weird Al song the best

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
Nevermind. It was a personal snipe at THWIP and my sister, both of whom use pronouns to talk about nouns before they actually mention the noun. ah, that's as clear as a mud puddle...maybe its this cold medicine I am on

[Trigg]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I like the Weird Al song the best
Duude.... I just started playing that song on my comp...

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
Duude.... I just started playing that song on my comp... I am psychic

[Trigg]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
ah, that's as clear as a mud puddle...maybe its this cold medicine I am on
Another psycho boyfriend? (Hey, that's a question...)

[THWIP*]

Originally posted by Trigg
Nevermind. It was a personal snipe at THWIP and my sister, both of whom use pronouns to talk about nouns before they actually mention the noun.


HMMM..........SHOWS WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE. THIS IS A "QUESTION THREAD", NOT A "PROPER GRAMMAR" THREAD; I WAS MERELY RESPONDING TO THE PREVIOUS POST, IN SHORT-HAND. :rolleyes:

[Trigg]

Originally posted by THWIP*
HMMM..........SHOWS WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE. THIS IS A "QUESTION THREAD", NOT A "PROPER GRAMMAR" THREAD; I WAS MERELY RESPONDING TO THE PREVIOUS POST, IN SHORT-HAND. :rolleyes:
Fair 'nuff

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
Another psycho boyfriend? (Hey, that's a question...) All of my boyfriends have been psychos

[Trigg]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
All of my boyfriends have been psychos
*Stifles a comment about them having to be* aww.... poor Dew...

"I accidently shot Daddy last night in the den. I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again."

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
*Stifles a comment about them having to be* aww.... poor Dew...
:(

[Trigg]

Hmm... here's a real question: what is the title/post count heirarchy? What are all the titles (up to 3k posts) and their respective post counts?

(There's probably a FAQ with this, but I"m too lazy to find it)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
Hmm... here's a real question: what is the title/post count heirarchy? What are all the titles (up to 3k posts) and their respective post counts?

(There's probably a FAQ with this, but I"m too lazy to find it) Newbie (Minimum Posts: 0)
Newbie First Class (Minimum Posts: 15)
Rookie (Minimum Posts: 30)
Hype Citizen (Minimum Posts: 50)
Trainee (Minimum Posts: 100)
Good Guy (Minimum Posts: 200)
Dogooder (Minimum Posts: 350)
Vigilante (Minimum Posts: 500)
Side Kick (Minimum Posts: 750)
Back-Up Hero (Minimum Posts: 1000)
Hero (Minimum Posts: 1250)
Superhero (Minimum Posts: 1500)
Hero Team Leader (Minimum Posts: 1750)
Golden Age Superhero (Minimum Posts: 2000)
Legendary Superhero (Minimum Posts: 2500)

[THWIP*]

Originally posted by Trigg
Hmm... here's a real question: what is the title/post count heirarchy? What are all the titles (up to 3k posts) and their respective post counts?

(There's probably a FAQ with this, but I"m too lazy to find it)


WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN WHAT THEY WERE?


*EDIT* NEVERMIND...........DEW CAME THROUGH FOR YOU. :o

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by THWIP*
WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN WHAT THEY WERE? yes

[Trigg]

Ah. Danke frau.

[THWIP*]

:p :(

[Trigg]

Well, as stimulating as this is, I have squandered all the time I have, and must now go to bed. Later, Dew. Thanks for the sage knowledge.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Trigg
Ah. Danke frau. bitte herr

[suicideking15]

35 k posts is a goddam lot of posts
can you say goddam in these forums?

[Joker]

if I starred in a movie where I ran down a hall after a prostitute with an axe, whilst being buck naked, would chicks all like me as much as they do Christian Bale?

[That-Guy]

Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts?

[Equint77]

what is the meaning of life??

[Bathrat]

If ducks could type and could spell, would they type intellegent sentences, or just "quack quack"?

[DBM]

Originally posted by Bathrat
If ducks could type and could spell, would they type intellegent sentences, or just "quack quack"?

That is a great question.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by suicideking15
35 k posts is a goddam lot of posts
can you say goddam in these forums? yes you can

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by The Joker
if I starred in a movie where I ran down a hall after a prostitute with an axe, whilst being buck naked, would chicks all like me as much as they do Christian Bale? Are you as hot as he is? If not, then you have your answer

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by That-Guy
Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts? Neither, I am on a diet

[Mixairian]

Did you watch tonights Angel and Smallville?!

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Equint77
what is the meaning of life?? life ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lf)
n. pl. lives (lvz)

The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.
Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life.
A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives.
The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer.

The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life.
The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life.
A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life.
The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life.
Slang. A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death.
The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car.
A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death.
An account of a person's life; a biography.
Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life.

A manner of living: led a hard life.
A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: “Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them” (New Republic).
The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York.

A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show.
Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life.

Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life.
Actual environment or reality; nature.

adj.
Of or relating to animate existence; involved in or necessary for living: life processes.
Continuing for a lifetime; lifelong: life partner; life imprisonment.
Using a living model as a subject for an artist: a life sculpture

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Bathrat
If ducks could type and could spell, would they type intellegent sentences, or just "quack quack"? They would actually type "oink Oink" just to mess with our heads

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Did you watch tonights Angel and Smallville?! I will when they come on in 18 minutes

[Mixairian]

Why does it take so long? :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Why does it take so long? :( Because you live in the future

[Mixairian]

Le sigh... You must come to the future. It's nicer. We get to watch tv shows sooner.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Le sigh... You must come to the future. It's nicer. We get to watch tv shows sooner. I am coming to the future in October. Can I crash at your place? Dread's mom scares me

[Mixairian]

That would work if my parents were AWOL. October? Damn I got classes. >_<

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
That would work if my parents were AWOL. October? Damn I got classes. >_< I am planning on a full week. I am sure at some point you will be free

[Mixairian]

I'm sure as well... On a side note. Why can't I fall asleep I got a presentation tomorrow. >_<

[Joker]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Are you as hot as he is? If not, then you have your answer

chicks say I look sort of like Trent Reznor, and some chicks think he's hot...so...?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mixairian
I'm sure as well... On a side note. Why can't I fall asleep I got a presentation tomorrow. >_< Because you are on the internet instead of in your bed

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by The Joker
chicks say I look sort of like Trent Reznor, and some chicks think he's hot...so...? He needs to eat a turkey sammich

[Phoney Bone]

Why does everything good happen to Dew?
And why did Bernie and Bernard have to die and Watchmen?
That sucked.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by bmfunny
Why does everything good happen to Dew?
And why did Bernie and Bernard have to die and Watchmen?
That sucked. Not everything that happens to Dew is good. Currently I am stuck in bumble^_^^_^^_^^_^ running spot light for a ballet. NOW THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!! I HATE BALLET!!!!

Bernie and Bernard died because God called them home.

And I liked Watchmen

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Not everything that happens to Dew is good. Currently I am stuck in bumble^_^^_^^_^^_^ running spot light for a ballet. NOW THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!! I HATE BALLET!!!!

Bernie and Bernard died because God called them home.

And I liked Watchmen So did I, but I became attched to them especially, and I almost cried when they embraced before IT hit.

Hey, Dew, should I ask out the girl who's in a play with me? She's the Little Mermaid, and I'm King Neptune. It sounds really creepy. But she's hot.

[omegafro2000]

Who da man???

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by bmfunny
So did I, but I became attched to them especially, and I almost cried when they embraced before IT hit.

Hey, Dew, should I ask out the girl who's in a play with me? She's the Little Mermaid, and I'm King Neptune. It sounds really creepy. But she's hot. Go for it

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by omegafro2000
Who da man??? His name is Phil

[Pirateking]

Why do I do what I do? And why do I enjoy it?

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Go for it Yes! You're my magic eight ball. I don't do anything without approval from you first.

I know at least her mom prefers me to all the other guys in the play, mostly because I'm not 5 years old or a jack-ass. :D That may give me some credit!:up:

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Pirateking
Why do I do what I do? And why do I enjoy it? Guess what? The concert last night was awesome. They played Maria, and they did this weird version of "Rapture". There was like two new verses!:eek:

I also never knew it was Blondie who did "One Way Or Another."

They played a song called "Good Boys" which I paticulary enjoyed, which I also believe is from their new album, "The Curse Of Blondie".

[Pirateking]

I've had The Curse Of Blondie for ages! It's been out in England since October. I'd be interested to hear the version of Rapture that they did.....and yes it was Blondie that did One Way Or Another, it's on the album Parallel Lines. If the concert was awesome on TV, then you'll be jealous cos I've seen them live twice and number three is next month!

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Pirateking
I've had The Curse Of Blondie for ages! It's been out in England since October. I'd be interested to hear the version of Rapture that they did.....and yes it was Blondie that did One Way Or Another, it's on the album Parallel Lines. If the concert was awesome on TV, then you'll be jealous cos I've seen them live twice and number three is next month! Well, when they said "new", I meant their mos recent album. But yeah, this "Rapture" was different than the other times I've heard it.

And I hate that you get to see them so much.

Last night I was half expecting to hear you call in with a request.:p

[Pirateking]

I'm in England bro.........it wouldn't have been possible.


And I would have asked for Attack Of The Giant Ants anyway.

[Phoney Bone]

Some crazy dude from Venuezala(crap I just raped the spelling of that country) got through and requested something. When I saw that, I thought maybe anything was possible.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Pirateking
Why do I do what I do? And why do I enjoy it? Because you are a glutton for punishment

[Dew k. Mosi]

Quit chattering in my thread!!!!!
:doom:

[Alf]

Was my new friend that you just deleted really new?:confused::(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Alf
Was my new friend that you just deleted really new?:confused::( According to his IP he was

[Caliber]

How do I get over a cold?

[TEDDY]

Hello, Dew! It is I, your loyal teddy bear legion!

How can I more effectively spread the word about teddy bear activism around here at the hype?

[Dew k. Mosi]

How do I get over a cold?By getting under a blankie and off the computer

[Dew k. Mosi]

Hello, Dew! It is I, your loyal teddy bear legion!

How can I more effectively spread the word about teddy bear activism around here at the hype?
Teddy Bear Borgs. All will be assimiliated. Resistance is futile

[Kipobe]

I'm thinking of killing a famous person, but I don't know where to direct my Celebrity Homocidal Insanity (CHI). Any suggestions?

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm thinking of killing a famous person, but I don't know where to direct my Celebrity Homocidal Insanity (CHI). Any suggestions?
Ryan Seacrest...but I want to watch you do it :D

[Kipobe]

I kinda like Ryan Seacrest. He reminds me of an annoying version of my friend Lucas. :(

Oh well, I guess I can't argue if I asked.

[jks]

Hi.

[Kipobe]

Hello. :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/LimeJello13/Allo.jpg

[Caliber]

Ryan Seacrest...but I want to watch you do it :D

Yeah! Finally Ryan Seacrest will die!!

[jks]

What am I thinking?

[Dew k. Mosi]

What am I thinking?
that's the question I ask myself everytime I come to Hype

[jks]

that's the question I ask myself everytime I come to HypeDid that answer my question?

[Kipobe]

Wouldn't you know that more than anyone else?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Did that answer my question?Does any question really have an answer

[Dew k. Mosi]

Wouldn't you know that more than anyone else? He might not

[Kipobe]

It's like a riddle. :)

[jks]

He might notHe does, he's just having fun.......as usual.

[Arcturus]

Okay I have a queston.

Are you really the head of the Kwik E Mart?

[TEDDY]

Teddy Bear Borgs. All will be assimiliated. Resistance is futile

YES!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE!!!

[DOG LIPS]

Here's my question:
Dew, can I be your puppy? Will you beat me with a newspaper?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Here's my question:
Dew, can I be your puppy? Will you beat me with a newspaper?

no, but you can be my hippo and i will feed you ancient egyptians

[Dew k. Mosi]

Okay I have a queston.

Are you really the head of the Kwik E Mart?
WHo needs the kwik E Mart
Now here's the tricky part
oh won't you sing with me?

[Supergirl]

All new! All Shiny!

No religious debates, no insulting other posters (except by me ;)) and no seriousness allowed!

You got a question
Dew has an answer!

:):):):):)

Let's have fun, guys, and get my post count to 15,000! Woo hoo!
Do you still want to have 15,000 posts? :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do you still want to have 15,000 posts? :)
Life was so much simpler then

[Corinthian™]

Do you still want to have 15,000 posts? :)
Everytime I see you, I forget about your former suckass persona:(

[Supergirl]

Wait is that an insult or a compliment to this persona? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Wait is that an insult or a compliment to this persona? :confused:
yes

[Corinthian™]

yes
exactly:)

[Dew k. Mosi]

exactly:)
See, he understands

[RISKY]

wheres malice these days i havent seen him since i came back.

oh yea and been in any movies lately?

[Nero_Ordin]

Should i switch to netzero? Dew

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Do we realy need to fill this void for you Dew?

[Flexo]

Do we realy need to fill this void for you Dew?

You're so Dew'med. (Where's the pic of the penguin Doom when you need it?)

[Dew k. Mosi]

wheres malice these days i havent seen him since i came back.

oh yea and been in any movies lately?
Malice has been eaten by orcs, and no I haven;t even SEEN any movies lately

[Dew k. Mosi]

Should i switch to netzero? Dew
Mozilla

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do we realy need to fill this void for you Dew?
apparantly so, since i am not the one who brought this thread back

[Dew k. Mosi]

You're so Dew'med. (Where's the pic of the penguin Doom when you need it?)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/MutantCircus/forumfun/Dewmed.jpg

[Head>On<Collider]

But I'd say go Lakers, because otherwise I will not be allowed to return to LAWould you ever want to live in LA?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/MutantCircus/forumfun/Dewmed.jpg

Whoah,that's gorgeous!

[DOG LIPS]

no, but you can be my hippo and i will feed you ancient egyptians
Are you calling me a big fat ass? :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Would you ever want to live in LA?
That's where I live now.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Are you calling me a big fat ass? :(
No, I will have to fatten you up before you ae ready

[Phoney Bone]

I've missed this thread.:)

[DOG LIPS]

No, I will have to fatten you up before you ae ready
Sounds good. :up:

[litlgreendude]

where did your uber cool penguin avatar go?

[Head>On<Collider]

That's where I live now.same here :cool:

[Dew k. Mosi]

where did your uber cool penguin avatar go?They are vacationing in the bahamas

[Dew k. Mosi]

same here :cool: whereabouts?

[Head>On<Collider]

whereabouts?Good ol' NOHO off Lankershim Blvd, near the MTA transit station :cool:

[DOG LIPS]

No, I will have to fatten you up before you are ready
Dew is stuffing me. :up:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Good ol' NOHO off Lankershim Blvd, near the MTA transit station :cool:
Heh, I live in studio city near the universal MTA, we are practically neighbors

[Head>On<Collider]

Heh, I live in studio city near the universal MTA, we are practically neighborsYou're kidding! I recently just moved out of my old apartment on the corner of Arch Dr. and Ventura Blvd. Small world!:up: You'll find some of my artwork in the Xenobiotic store across the street from Ralph's! Mine are the airbrushed ceramic dragons and so forth sitting on the top shelf! Ask the owner if Mark did those.........:D

[DOG LIPS]

Dew, if I move to LA can I live with you? Orange9mm will pay my half of the rent.

[Dew k. Mosi]

You're kidding! I recently just moved out of my old apartment on the corner of Arch Dr. and Ventura Blvd. Small world!:up: You'll find some of my artwork in the Xenobiotic store across the street from Ralph's! Mine are the airbrushed ceramic dragons and so forth sitting on the top shelf! Ask the owner if Mark did those.........:D
I totally know that store. I'm off Bluffside and Vineland

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, if I move to LA can I live with you? Orange9mm will pay my half of the rent. Yeah, I don't have a car so you can set up a cot in my parking space

[DOG LIPS]

I'll park my truck there and sleep in it. :p

[Head>On<Collider]

I totally know that store. I'm off Bluffside and Vineland:up:

[RISKY]

Why Did My Bud Sniper Get Da Boot :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why Did My Bud Sniper Get Da Boot :(
Because the sandal didn't fit him

[RISKY]

Because the sandal didn't fit him
its not his fault he shot himself in da foot during training many years ago its hard to wear sandals when ya have no big toe

[Arcturus]

WHo needs the kwik E Mart
Now here's the tricky part
oh won't you sing with me?

You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, there's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home. When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, but now I've come to looooooove your quirks.Maggie with her eyes so bright,

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can philosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fella, sorry about the salmonella.

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?Now here comes the tricky part. Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do.

[Dew k. Mosi]

*applauds*

[Outsiderzedge]

How old were you when you had your first crush and who was it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

How old were you when you had your first crush and who was it?
in kindergarten I liked a boy named Kelly McGill

[Head>On<Collider]

Has your apartment experienced any damage by all the rain storming like mine was?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Has your apartment experienced any damage by all the rain storming like mine was?
Not so much, but these little beetles crawled in through a crack in the screen to hide from it and the cats went crazy chasing them

[Head>On<Collider]

Not so much, but these little beetles crawled in through a crack in the screen to hide from it and the cats went crazy chasing themI find myself a wee bit envious of you regardless of how lousy vermin are. I've been breathing way too much mildew the last few weeks.... I'm ready to move out at ol' lanlord's expense!

[Dew k. Mosi]

The elevator went out one day and the intercom on the lobby door is going in and out, but so far nothing else is going bad

[Head>On<Collider]

Oh, BTW, have you gotten a chance to see some of my art at Xenobiotic? Lillie's usually the one who's there the most..

[Dew k. Mosi]

No, I haven't had the chance. I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off lately, but soon I will stop in

[Matt]

Could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
God doesn't like mexican food. Gives him the Holy ****s

[Matt]

Bravo Dew...Bravo :D

[Matt]

My brother's former roommate told me that Ashlee Simpson doesn't suck...the rest of us just suck so much we can't understand her greatness. Should I check him into rehab?

[Matt]

And finally, who is superior...Shadaloo or The Manties.

[Dew k. Mosi]

My brother's former roommate told me that Ashlee Simpson doesn't suck...the rest of us just suck so much we can't understand her greatness. Should I check him into rehab?Obviously, he has been brainwashed by The Simpsonites. You will need a deprogrammer, immediately

[Dew k. Mosi]

And finally, who is superior...Shadaloo or The Manties. The Empire of Doom will destroy you all

[Matt]

The Empire of Doom will destroy you all

:O In that case, does The Empire of Doom need a lawyer. You can check my references with Bison.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Are you offering to be my lawyer?

[Matt]

Are you offering to be my lawyer?

yes.

[Dew k. Mosi]

yes.
Ok, then

[Holly Goodhead]

what should i wear tonight?

[Dew k. Mosi]

what should i wear tonight?Your birthday suit

[Holly Goodhead]

but its not my birthday:confused:

[Outsiderzedge]

You can make it everyone else's birthday, young lady.

err... yea

[Holly Goodhead]

can i blow out your candle?:confused:

dew, should i drink tonight?

[Dew k. Mosi]

can i blow out your candle?:confused:

dew, should i drink tonight?
If you don't, you will die of dehydration

[Jennifer Lopez]

want to be amish lesbians together?

[Dew k. Mosi]

want to be amish lesbians together?
I'll be one or the other, but not both together

[PurplePenisPrancer]

"If you were a hotdog, and you were hungry.......would you eat yourself?"

[Dew k. Mosi]

"If you were a hotdog, and you were hungry.......would you eat yourself?"
I don't like hot dogs now, I doubt i would like them then...now had you said I was a HAMBURGER

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Why did the thread titled "Lord Bison" started by Majin Boo, get deleted?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why did the thread titled "Lord Bison" started by Majin Boo, get deleted?
It made the baby Jeebus weep

[Holly Goodhead]

why cant i put on mascara with my mouth closed?

[Dew k. Mosi]

why cant i put on mascara with my mouth closed?
Because ya don't know when to keep yer yap shut, babe, now, shaddup and just look purty, Dewwy's got some bizness t'take care of

[Holly Goodhead]

wait one more damnit, what ever happened to that avatar of that green monster thing with the boobs? i miss it:(

[X-Ray]

"what's the meaning of life ? ..."

and

"who looks hott but can't sing for $h*t? ..."

[Dew k. Mosi]

wait one more damnit, what ever happened to that avatar of that green monster thing with the boobs? i miss it:(
it got gender reassignment surgery

[Holly Goodhead]

does that mean it has a vagenis now?

[Dew k. Mosi]

"what's the meaning of life ? ..."

and

"who looks hott but can't sing for $h*t? ..."
life

1.
1. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
2. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.

and

Me

[Dew k. Mosi]

does that mean it has a vagenis now?
I would tell you, but I had to sign a confidentiality agreement

[Holly Goodhead]

can you atleast draw me a diagram of what a "vagenis" looks like?

[Dew k. Mosi]

can you atleast draw me a diagram of what a "vagenis" looks like?
http://www.jigsawlounge.co.uk/kungfu/celebrity/julia-roberts.jpg

[Holly Goodhead]

that vagenis looks like julia roberts:eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

your point?

[Holly Goodhead]

i want a jude law vagenis..

[Dew k. Mosi]

nice

[Joseph_Freefall]

Why do I want to change my name to Joseph_K._Mosi?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why do I want to change my name to Joseph_K._Mosi?Because Dew is ALL and ALL are Dew

[Joseph_Freefall]

Due when...? What? :confused:

I'm confused :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Due when...? What? :confused:

I'm confused :(
Due last week. I am afraid you need to pay the late fee

[Joseph_Freefall]

Pay? But...how? With what?

Wait, why do I have to pay?

[NHawk19]

Why oh why does TV suck so much?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Pay? But...how? With what?

Wait, why do I have to pay?
You'll pay, bwahahahaha, YOU ALL SHALL PAY....
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *choke koff koff* heh heh *siiiiiigh*

...ahem...

What was the question?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why oh why does TV suck so much?
Because you are watching the vacuum cleaner. The tv is that square box in the living room