Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Twitch]

Dew if you were dying what would be your last words?

[SuperFerret]

If I wear my Fantastic Four T-shirt when I go see Batman Begins will I get home alive?

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm unnatractive, I'm stupid and I can't say anything right, so, Dew, please tell me: Why do women love me so much!?

[Lord Valumart]

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Lego Boy says, "Because Dew is boss, baby"

Send me some tapes
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Who wouldn't like a scarf like that?
i want a proper answer
no
i thought we were asking the questions?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew if you were dying what would be your last words?"I am the Lindbergh Baby"

[Dew k. Mosi]

If I wear my Fantastic Four T-shirt when I go see Batman Begins will I get home alive?
Only if you are not walking in the alley way with your parents when I guy tries to mug you all and ends up shooting them and driving you into obsession and vigilantism

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm unnatractive, I'm stupid and I can't say anything right, so, Dew, please tell me: Why do women love me so much!?

Oh, honey, when you pay them, they HAVE to say that. Its not true love.

[Rave]

Do you think we should rally in arms and storm Fox studios?

[Dew k. Mosi]

i want a proper answer
no
i thought we were asking the questions?
And people in hell want Ice Cream

**** you then

You thought wrongly, pal

[Flexo]

How long will a snowball last in hell?

[Dew k. Mosi]

How long will a snowball last in hell?
In winter or summer?

[Flexo]

In winter or summer?

July.

[[Faustinas]]

Where are we going?

[Dew k. Mosi]

July.
6.8 seconds

[Dew k. Mosi]

']Where are we going?
We're all going to Dallas

[[Faustinas]]

I live near Dallas!

[Dew k. Mosi]

']I live near Dallas!
Then it won't be a long trip for you

[Head>On<Collider]

How many midgets does it take to tie a shoestring into a slipknot?

[Joseph_Freefall]

Are you my mother?

[Dew k. Mosi]

How many midgets does it take to tie a shoestring into a slipknot?
They can't tie strings with their sausage fingers

[Dew k. Mosi]

Are you my mother?
i am a gronk

[Twitch]

What do you think about the Jackson verdict?

[Dew k. Mosi]

What do you think about the Jackson verdict?Thank god it will be off my tv now

[Twitch]

Been watching renactments of the trial?

[The Watchman]

Do(Dew) you Dew the Dew, or Do the Dew?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Been watching renactments of the trial?
Nope, I got bored

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do(Dew) you Dew the Dew, or Do the Dew?No one does the Dew

[Superman4ever]

No one does the Dew

You coulda atleast made something up! :p


How do you (step-wise) make a symmetrical Dreidel, so as to achieve maximum spinage, and coincidentally, all day amusement?

[Flexo]

What's your favorite palindrome? Mine's "Egad a base tone denotes a bad age."

[Dew k. Mosi]

You coulda atleast made something up! :p


How do you (step-wise) make a symmetrical Dreidel, so as to achieve maximum spinage, and coincidentally, all day amusement?
Step One: Buy a dreidel from Dreidels, Dreidels, Dreidels and Gefilte Fish
Step Two: Realize its a sucky toy
Step Three: Download Online Dreidel from VirtualJew.com
Step Four: Enjoy

[Dew k. Mosi]

What's your favorite palindrome? Mine's "Egad a base tone denotes a bad age."

Star? Not I! Movie – it too has a star in or a cameo who wore mask – cast are livewires. Soda-pop straws are sold, as part-encased a hot tin, I saw it in mad dog I met. Is dog rosy? Tie-dye booths in rocks. All ewes lessen ill. I see sheep in Syria? He, not I, deep in Syria, has done. No one radio drew old one. Many moths – I fondle his; no lemons are sold. Loot delis, yob, moths in a deli bundle his tin. Pins to net a ball I won – pins burst input. I loot to get a looter a spot paler. Arm a damsel – doom a dam. Not a base camera was in a frost, first on knees on top spot. Now a camera was a widened dam.
Ask: Cold, do we dye? No, hot – push tap, set on to hosepipe. Nuts in a pod liven.A chasm regrets a motto of a fine veto of wars. Too bad – I all won. A sadist sent cadets – a war reign a hero derides. A bad loser, a seer, tossed a cradle – he begat to cosset – a minaret for Carole, Beryl, Nora. We’re not as poor to self.I risk cold as main is tidal. As not one to delay burden, I don’t set it on “hot”. A foot made free pie race losses runnier. As draw won pull, eye won nose. Vile hero saw order it was in – even a moron saw it – no, witnessed it: Llama drops – ark riots. Evil P.M. in a sorer opus enacts all laws but worst arose. Grab a nosey llama – nil lesser good, same nicer omen.
In pins? No, it is open. If a top spins, dip in soot.Madam, as I desire, dictates: Pull aside, damsels, I set a rag not for a state bastion. A test I won e.g. a contest I won. Kidnap, in part, an idle hero. Megastars, red, rosy, tied no tie. Blast! A hero! We do risk a yeti’s opposition! He too has a wee bagel still up to here held. Demigods pack no mask, cap nor a bonnet, for at last a case is open – I left a tip – it wets. A dog wets too. Radios to help pay my tip, pull a tip. Ale, zoo beer, frets yon animal. Can it? New sex arose but, we sots, not to panic – it’s ale – did I barrel? Did I lose diadem, rare carrot in a jar of mine? Droop as tops sag – unseen knots. A cat ate straw as buck risk cud; evil foe, nil a red nag ate? Bah! Plan it – silage. Model foot in arboreta. I, dark Satanist, set fire – voodoo – to slat. I design a metal as parrot, I deem it now. One vast sum is no ten in set – amen! Indeed, nine drag a yam, nine drag a tie. Dame nabs flower; can we help man? Woman is worse nob. Mud level rose, so refill a rut. A nag of iron I made to trot I defied – I risk leg and its ulnae. Can a pen I felt to bid dollar or recite open a crate, open a cradle, his garret? Sample hot Edam in a pan. I’m a rotten digger – often garden I plan, agreed; All agreed? Aye, bore ensign; I’d a veto – I did lose us site. Wool to hem us? No, cotton. Site pen in acacias or petals a last angel bee frets in. I met a gorilla (simian); a mate got top snug Noel fire-lit role. Manet, Pagnol, both girdle his reed bogs. Flan I reviled, a vet nods to order it, Bob, and assign it. Totem users go help mates pull as eye meets eye. Son – mine – pots a free pie, yes? No. Left a tip? Order a dish to get. A ring is worn – it is gold. Log no Latin in a monsignor, wet or wise. Many a menu to note carrot.
Cat in a boot loots; As I live, do not tell! A bare pussy, as flat on fire, I know loots guns, fires a baton, nets a hero my ale drop made too lax. If it is to rain, a man is a sign; I wore macs, no melons rot. I use moths if rats relive, sir, or retire. Vendor pays: I admire vendee, his pots net roe. Nine dames order an opal fan; I’ll ask cold log fire vendor to log igloo frost. Under Flat Six exist no devils. Marxist nods to Lenin. To Lenin I say: “Mama is a deb, besides a bad dosser.” Gen it up to get “ova” for “egg”. I recall a tarot code: yell at a dessert side-dish sale. Yes/nos a task cartel put correlate: E.S.P. rocks a man. I am a man, am no cad, I’m aware where it’s at! Fire! Its an ogre-god to help, man, as I go. Do not swap; draw, pull a troll! It’s not a cat I milk – calf, for a fee, sews a button - knit or tie damsel over us. Mined gold lode I fill until red nudes I met in a moor-top bar can. I sit, I fill a diary – trap nine men in ten-part net – oh, sir, I ask, cod nose? No, damp eel. So, to get a name! I say, Al! I am Al! Last, I felt, to breed, deer begat. To can I tie tissue – damp – or deliver Omani artist – a man of Islam. In a den mad dogs lived on minis a signor who lived afore targets in at. As eremites pull, I, we, surf, fantasise, mend a bad eye. No hero met satyr; Tony, as I stressed, won’t, so cosset satyr. A vet on isles made us sign it, a name. Foe man one sub. Aside no dell I fret a wallaby; metal ferrets yodel, like so. On a wall I ate rye. Bored? No, was I rapt! One more calf? O.K., calf, one more, bossy! No! Lock cabin, rob yam, sip martini. Megastar was in a risk. Cat? No, I’m a dog; I’m a sad loyal pet. A design I wore – kilts (a clan); if net drawn, I put it up. Royal spots snag – royal prevents rift. Composer, good diet, are both super, God – label it a love of art, lustre. Video bored, no wise tale e.g. a mini tale – no sagas seen. Knack: cede no foes a canal. Pay – as I sign I lie; clear sin it is; e.g. “Amadeus” sign I – lira for ecu, decimal – sin as liar. Trad artistes pull a doom, a drawer won’t. Is it sold loot? No, I suffered loss. A man is god; Amen! I came nice Tahiti (sic). It’s ale for a ban if for a fast – is role to help mash turnip? Use zoo? No - grasp order – use no zoos. Warts on time did sag. No grade “X” “A” Level? Oh, “A”! I’d a “B” or a “C”. So – pot? No, we lop. Date? Take no date! Bah! Play L.P. Miss (a lass, all right?) flew to space in NASA era. Rose no (zero) cadets ate raw. As a wise tart I fined rags red Lenin, we help pay bet – a risk – cash to Brian. I put a clam in a pool – a pool wets. Mahdi puts a stop to harem – miss it in one vote, lost in one, veto of none. Post-op, no tonsil; I ate; no tastier, eh? We sleep at noon time so I dare not at one; no time stops as I time tides. A bed: under it, roll; in a mania, panic!
In a pond I did as Eros as Lee felt tenrec. “Ink” – list it under “I”. Termites put pen in a way. Democrats wonder, I too. To slay moths a dog did. I saw elf; elf, far now, is a devilish taboo, rag-naked. I hid a bootleg disc. I, saboteur, toss it in. Oops! No legs! Laminated, a cask, conker in it, negates all if it is simple. Hot pages are in a mag, nor will I peer, familiar tat, so lewd, native rot. Toner, ewe wore no trace; vagabond ewes do. Oh, Ada! Have pity! A pitiable eel – “Oh wet am I!” - to save, note: bite gill as I do. Call a matador minor, eh? As I live, don’t! Is torero no rigid animal debaser if tipsy? Ale drew esteem in a matador. A bolero, monks I rate play or go dig rocks; a can I step on. Go! Gas – it evades a bedsit – set a roost on fire. Boss sent a faded eclair to green imp or dog, I’d don a belt to boot it; if Ada hid a boot, panic. I mock comic in a mask, comedian is a wit if for eventide. Vole no emu loved is not a ferret, so pet or witness a weasel if not. I hired less, am not so bossy, as yet amateur. To stir evil, Edna can impugn a hotel: bad loos, hot on Elba: I may melt. Tart solicits it rawer, gets it rare. Push crate open; I ram buses, use no trams. Did I say, not to idiot nor a bare ferret, to trap rat, strap loops rat? Stewpot was on. Hot? I was red! Lessen it! Fine man on pot? No, pen inside by a bad law. So I made rips – nine delays. Some Roman items in a.m. ordered “Is room for a ban?” “It is,” I voted: I sat pews in aisle. Beryl, no tiro to my burden, made off for a contest, I won kiss. I may raid fine dales. I raid lochs if I to help am. Forecast for Clare v. Essex: If no rain, a man is ref. Fusspots net foxes. Senor is a gnome, latinos’ bad eyesore. Help misses run to border, Casanova, now, or drab hotel. Ma has a heron; I sleep, pet’s on nose, sir! Rev. I rag loved art live – fine poser. Ultra-plan: I feign, I lie: cedar to disperse – last one? No, last six. Enamel bonnet for a dark car to toss a snail at. In it all, Eve lost; Seth’s a hero slain on a trap – Rise, Sir Ogre Tamer. Upon Siamese box I draw design. I, knight able to help, missed an alp seen in Tangier of fine metal pots. Tin I mined rages – order nine, melt ten. Tone radios; tones are not to concur. Ten-tone radar I bomb – best fire-lit so hostel side meets eerie mini red domicile. A gulf to get is not a rare tale; no time to nod. Row on, evil yobs, tug, pull. If dogs drowse, fill a rut. An era’s drawers draw. Put in mid-field in a band I dig a tub deep. Staff on a remit did refill a minaret. Sam’s a name held in a flat, or, sir, bedsit. I wonder, is it illicit ore? No ties? A bit under? Retarded? Is ‘owt amiss? I’m on pot; not so Cecil, a posh guy a hero met. A red date was not to last so Cecil sat. Tip? An iota to pay, a dot; sad, I drop item. I’d ask, call, Odin, a Norseman’s god: “Pay payee we owe radio dosh o.n.o.” I to me? No, I to media. Peril in golf – is ball a “fore”? K.O.! Vexed I am re my raw desires. Alto has eye on nose but tone-muser pianist is level-eyed. I lost a tie. Blast! In uni no grades are musts. Avast! Never port! Sea may be rut. Part on rose? - It’s a petal. Define metal: Tin is … (I gulp!) can! I am a fine posse man, I pull a ton. Ron, a man I put on, I made suffer of evil emu’s sadism. Leo’s never a baron - a bad loss but evil – topple him, Leo’s lad. Assign a pen, can I? A pal is note decoding. Is damp mule tail-less? No, ill; I breed for its tone. Radio speed, to grower, grew. Open a lot? No, stamp it; if for a free peso – not ecu -deign it. Times ago stone rates, e.g. at Scilly, display a wont. No wish to get a design I, Sir Des, I’ve let? No bus sees Xmas fir. O.K. – cab – tart it up; tie lots – diamond, log or tinsel; first end errata edit. So “le vin (A.C.)”, Martini, Pils lager, one tonic.
I pegged a ball up to here when I got a top star role, Beryl. Gun is too big – won’t I menace? Yes? No? Ill? A cold? Abet icecap’s nip. U.S.A. meets E.E.C. inside tacit sale – see! Beg a cotton tie, ma! No trial, so dodo traps exist. Arabs under-admire card label good hood stole. In rage erupted Etna. Will a rotunda, bare villa, to tyro. Lack car? Non-U! Get a mini! My, my, Ella, more drums per gong; get a frog – nil less. Rod, never ever sneer. Got to? I disperse last pair of devils (ah!) here today or else order cash to breed emus. Said I: “Are both superlative?” C.I.D. assign it lemon peel still. I wore halo of one bottle from a ref (football) – a tip; so hit last ego slap a mate got. Late p.m. I saw gnu here (non-a.m.) or an idea got a dog to nod – I made felt to boot. Fill in a lad? Nay, not all, Edna – lash to buoy. Did you biff one Venus? Not I! “Broth, girl!” ladies ordered – “No, with gin!” – a fine plate, maybe suet; no carton I made rots in it. Med: a hill, Etna, clears in it. Ali, Emir, to slap in/slam in. All in all I made bad losers sign it – alibi. Set a lap for a level bat. A bed, sir, eh? To put cat now? Drat! Such an idyll of a dog’s lair! That`s it, open it – a cage! Big nit sent rat! Some day (A.D.) send ewe. No, draw a pot now, do! Of wary rat in a six ton tub. Edna, ask satyr: “Tel. a.m.?” No, tel. p.m.; Israeli tuner is damp. Use item: “Anna Regina”. No! Dye main room (“salle”) red! Nice caps for a sea cadet in U.S.A. – Now I, space cadet, am it, sea vessel rep. Pin it on Maria, help Maria fondle her fine hotpot. No! Meet; set up to net, avoid a lesion. Set acid arena: Bruno one, Reg nil. Like it to sign in? Even I am nine-toed! I vote votes. Oh, can a nose-rut annoy? No, best is Dorset. I know, as liar, to snoop, malign. “I’ll order it to get a bedroom door,” began a miser I fed. Am I to peer, fan? Is a door by metal? Ere sun-up, drowse, nod, lose magnet. Food? Buns? I’ll ask. Corn? I’ll ask. Corn – I snack. Cats snack (cold rat). Sum for a bag: nil. First, is remit “traps in net”? Yes, on a par. Coots yell over a dam I made. Bared nudist went a foot, I made roots. I tip a canon: “Row, sir, at same tide; man one: row tug.” Sewer of denim axes a wide tail – a terror recipe to hero made manic. I, to resign? I ? Never! “OFT I FELT ITS SENSUOUSNESS” – title fit for evening is erotic; I named a more hot epic – error retaliated – I was examined for ewe’s gut, wore no named item. A star is worn on a cap, it is too red. Am I too fat? Newts I’d under a bed. Am I mad? Are volleys too crap? A nosey tennis part-timer sits rifling a bar of mustard. Lock cans, stack cans in rocks, all in rocks, all I snub. Do often games, old ones, word-pun use; relate, my brood, as in a free pot I

[Dew k. Mosi]

made fires, I manage brood. Moor debate got tired rolling, I lampoon, so trail saw on kites. Rod sits, ebony on nature, so Nana chose to veto video. Ten in main evening is O.T.T. i.e. killing; Ere noon, urban eradicates noise, lad, I ovate not. Put esteem on top (to hen, if reheld). No fair ample hair – am not I nipper-less? Eva estimated ace caps I won as united. A Caesar of space, Cinderella’s moor, Niamey Don (a Niger-an name), ties up mad sire, nut! I, Lear, simpleton male, try tasks “A” and “E” but not “XI”. Sanitary raw food won top award one Wednesday – a demo. Start nesting, I beg a cat. I? Nepotist? Ah, trials, God! A folly, Dinah, custard won’t act up; other is debatable. Velar: of palate; sibilating is “s”. Resold: a bed, a mill, an ill animal – snip, also trim. Eilat in Israel can tell I had ‘em. Tin I stored (am I not raconteuse?) by a metal pen. If a night, I wondered, rose, I’d all right orbit on sun, even off. I buoy, did you? Both Sal and Ella, Tony and Alan (“Ill if too bottle-fed, am I?”) do not. God! A toga! Ed in a Roman one, rehung! Was I, M.P. et al., to get a map? Also get salt? I, hospital lab to offer, am, or felt to be, no fool – a hero. Will it sleep? No, melting is sad ice. Vital re-push to be raid, I assume. Deer, both sacred roes, Leroy (a doter, eh?) has lived for. I, apt sales rep’s idiot to greens, revere vendors selling or fat egg-nog reps.
Murder O’Malley, my mini mate – gun on rack. Calory total: liver, a bad nut or all I wanted (“et puree garnie”): lots. “Do, oh do, ogle bald racer,” I’m dared – N.U.S. bar at six. Esparto, dodo’s lair to name it, not to cage bees, elasticated, is nice. Esteem, as up in space, cite bad local lions, eye can emit now. G.I. boots in ugly rebel or rat’s potato gin (eh?) were hot. Pull a bad egg – epic, I note, no regal slip in it. Ram can … (I’ve lost idea!) Tarred nets, rifles, nitro, gold – no maid stole it. Put it, rat, back or if Sam (“X”) sees sub on televised rising, I sedate Goths. I won’t – no way. Alps, idyllic stage set, are not so gas-emitting, I educe. To nose, peer, far off, I tip mats onto lane. Power grew or got deep so I dare not stir. Of deer, billions sell. I ate lump – mad sign, I do cede – tonsil a pain, acne pang is sad also. Elm I help pot, live – tub’s sold; a ban or a bar, even so, elms, I’d assume, live for. Effused am I not, up in a manor, not all up in a mess. Open if a main A.C. plug is in it. Late men I fed late – pasties or not. “Rapture” by a maestro prevents a vast sum erased. Argon in units, albeit at solid eye level, sits in a … (I presume not) … tube, son. No eyes: a hot laser – is Ed wary? Mermaid, ex- evoker of all A.B.s, I flog. Nil I repaid. Emotion! Emotion, oh so do I dare, woe! Wee yap-yap dog’s name’s Ron. An idol lacks a dime tip, or did, as today a potato in a pitta slice costs a lot – tons. A wet adder ate more hay. Ugh! So, pal, ice cost on top? No, miss, I’m a two-sided rat, erred nut, I base it on erotic ill; It is I, red now; it is debris, rot. Alf, an idle he-man as “master animal lifer” did time, ran off at speed, but a G.I. did nab an idle if dim nit. Upwards rewards are natural life’s words, God. Fill up guts, boy, live now or do not emit one later. A rat on site got flu.Gaelic, I’m odd Erin, I’m Eire, esteemed islet. So hostile rifts ebb. Mob, I.R.A., dare not net R.U.C. – no cotton. Erase not, so I dare not nettle men in red rose garden – I’m in it. Stop late men if foreign at nine. Esplanades, simple hotel, bath, gin – king is Edward IX; obese; Ma is no pure mater. Go! Rise, sir; part anon. I also rehash tests – ‘O’ Level Latin, Italian. S.A.S., so, to track radar. Often nobleman exists alone – not sales reps – I do. Trade ceiling, i.e. final part, lures open if evil trade. Volga River rises on no steppe. Elsinore has a hamlet – Oh, Bard, row on Avon! A sacred robot nurses simple hero’s eye; dabs on it a lemon. Gas, iron, Essex often stops, suffers in a mania. Ron fixes several crofts, acer of maple. Hot, I fish; cold, I arise laden; if diary amiss, I know it set no car off. Foe-damned ruby motor, it only rebels. Ian I swept aside to visit, in a bar of moorside red, Romanis met in a more mossy ale den. Inspired am I, Oswald. A bay bed is nine p on top. No name, niftiness- elder saw it. Oh no! Saw top wet star’s pool – part star, part otter. Refer a baron to idiot, Tony, as I did. Smart ones use submarine.
Poet, arch-super-artiste, grew artistic. I lost rattle; my amiable, not oh so old, able to hang up, mina, can deliver it, so true. “Ta, matey!” – says so Boston (Mass.) elder I hit. On file S.A.E. was sent – I wrote poster re fat on side, volume one – loved it, never off it, I was in. Aide mocks a manic; I mock comic, I nap: too bad I had a fit, I too. Bottle ban odd, I go drop mine, ergo trial ceded a fatness, sober if not so, or a test is debased. A vet is agog – no pet’s in a cask – corgi dog, royal pet, a risk no more. Lob a rod at a man I meet. Sewer delays pit fires – a bedlam in a dig – iron ore rots it. No devil is a hero – Nimrod. At a mall a cod is all I get. I bet on Eva, so Tim ate whole eel bait, I pay tip, Eva had a hood sewed. No B.A. gave car to Nero, we were not to rev it and we lost a trail; I’m a free pill, I wrong a man. I erase gap; to help miss it, I fill a set. A gent in ire knocks a cadet. Animals’ gel on spoon – it is so true to basics – I’d gel; too bad I hide kangaroo baths – I lived as I won raffle, flew as I did go, dash, to my, also too tired now, star comedy: A wan, inept, upset I’m retired, nut; its ilk, nicer. Nettle feels a sore; sad, I did no panic in a pain, am an ill or tired, nude, based item; it is a spot. Semitone, not a tone, radios emit; no, on tape; elsewhere it’s a tone. Tail is not on; pots open on foot, even on it, so let oven (on, it is) simmer – a hotpot’s a stupid ham stew. Loop a loop, animal – cat up in air. Both sacks I rate by apple hewn in elder’s garden if it rates, I was aware – tasted a core. Zones or areas, Annie, cap, so twelfth girl, lass, alas, simply (alpha beta) done, Kate. Tadpole won top Oscar, Obadiah, “O” Level axed. Argon gas did emit no straw, so ozone sure drops argon, oozes up in Ruth’s ample hotel or sits afar off in a bar – of elastic, is it? I hate cinema; cinema dogs in a mass. Older effusion to old – lost, is it now? Reward: a mood. All upsets it. Radar trails an Islamic educer of a riling issue, damages it in Israel. Ceiling is, I say, a plan, a case of one deck. Can knees sag as one Latin image elates, I wonder? Oboe diverts ultra foe, volatile bald ogre – push to berate; I’d do, ogre. So, p.m., Oct. first, never play organ’s stops – lay or put it up in ward ten. Final cast like rowing – I sedate play, old as am I, God! Am I! On tacks I ran; I saw rats. A Gemini tramp is May born. I back colony’s sober omen of lack of lace. Rome, not Paris, a wonder. Obey retail law – a noose killed oyster. Reflate my ball, a water-filled one. Disabuse no name of emanating issue. Damsels, I note, vary tastes so cost now desserts. I say no! Try taste more honeyed. A bad nemesis at naff ruse will upset. I, mere Satanist, e.g. rater of a devil – (Oh wrong is a sin!) – I’m no devil’s god, damned. Animals, if on a mat, sit. Rain, a more vile drop, made us site it in a cottage. Breed deer – bottle fits a llama.
I lay, as I emanate, go to sleep, mad ones on docks – air is hot. Entrap, net, nine men in party raid - all if it is in a crab-pot room, an itemised, under-lit, nullified old log den – I’m sure voles made it rot in knot. Tubas we see far off lack limit. A cat on still or tall upward paws to no dog is an ample hot-dog, ergo nastier if tastier, eh? We, raw amid a conman, a mama in a mask, corpse et al., err. Octuple tracks at a son’s eyelash side distressed a tall eye doctor, a tall ace, rigger of a vote: got put in egress; odd, abased, is ebbed, as I am, Amy, asinine lot! Nine lots! Don’t six rams live? Don’t six exist? Alfred, nuts or fool gigolo, trod never if gold locks all in a flap on a red rose; made nine or ten stops. I heed never, I’m Daisy, a prod never, I terrorise viler starfish. To me suitors, no lemons, came rowing. Is a sin a mania? Rot! Sit! I fix a looted amp or delay more, hasten not. A baser if snug stool, wonkier, if not - Alf says - super, a ballet to no devil, is a stool too. Ban it, actor, race to no tune. May names I wrote wrong (Is no man in it, a long old log?) sit in row, sign irate Goths; I dare drop it. At felon’s eye I peer, fast open – I’m nosey, esteem eyes. All upset, ample hogs resume totting. Is sad nabob tired? Roots don’t evade liver in Alf’s gob. Deers I held right; oblong, apt enamel or tile rifle on gun spot to get a man – aim is all. I rogate, minister. Feeble gnats, alas late, prosaic, a canine pet is not to consume hot. Loo, wet, issues old idiot; evading, I sneer, obey a deer, gall a deer, gain alpine dragnet for egg I’d net to ram in a pan I made to help master. Rags I held, arcane poet, arcane poetic error, all odd; I bottle fine panacean lust. I’d nag elks I ride if editor toted a minor. I fog a natural life. Roses, or level dumb ones – rows in a mown, ample, hewn acre. Wolfsbane made it a garden in May, a garden indeed. Nine mates, nine tons I must save now on time – editor raps a late man. G.I.s edit also, too. Do over if tests in a task radiate. Rob ran; I, too, fled. “Omega” – list in alphabet. A gander, a line of live ducks, irk cubs. A wart, set at a cast on knee, snug as spots. A poor denim for a janitor, racer, armed aide, solid idler – rabid; I’d elastic in a pot, tons to sew. Tubes or axes went in a clam, in an oyster. Free booze – lap it all up. Pity, my apple hot, so I’d a root stew. God, a stew! Tip it at feline! Posies, a cat’s altar often, no baron packs. A monk caps dog – I meddle here – hot? Pull its leg! A bee was a hoot, eh? No, it is opposite. Yaks I rode wore hats, albeit on deity’s orders. Rats age more held in a trap, nip and I know it – set no cage now. It’s eta; no, it’s a beta – Tsar of Tonga rates isles. Mad Ed is all upset at cider, is Ed? Is a madam too? Snip? I’d snip, spot a fine position, snip nine more cinemas. Do ogres sell in a mall? Yes, on a barge so rats row tubs. Wall last canes up or Eros, an imp, lives to irk, rasp or dam all tides sent. I won’t – I was no Roman – even I saw tired row – a sore. He lives on. “No!” we yell. Up, now! Wards are in nurses’ sole care. I, peer, fed, am too fat? Oh, not I, test no dined ruby ale; dote not on salad it’s in – I am sad. Locks I rifle so troops atone re war. Only rebel or a crofter animates so cottage beheld arcades, so trees are sold, abased. I redo, rehang, I err – a wasted act; nests I’d – as an owl – laid. A boot’s raw foot, even if a foot to master, germs (ah!) can evil do. Pan is tune-pipe – so hot notes, paths up to honeydew. Odd locks, a maddened (I was aware) macaw on top, spot no seen knots, rifts or fan, I saw. Are maces a baton, madam? Oodles, madam? Rare laptops are too late – got too lit up. Nits rub – snip now, I’ll abate, not snip, nits I held. Nubile Danish tomboys I led to old loser as no melons I held; no fish to my name. Nod lower, do I dare? No, one nods a hairy snipe. (Edit: one hairy snipe, eh?) See silliness, else we’ll ask cornish to obey deity’s or god’s item. I, God, damn it! I was in it! To Hades, acne trap, sad loser! As warts pop, a dosser I – we – vile rat, sack! Same row, oh woe! Macaroni, rats, as a hoot, tie. I vomit on rats.

Bwahahahaha (http://www.palindromelist.com/longest.htm)

[Flexo]

Holy cow, that a good one. At first I though it didn't work, but BAM! There's part two.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Yeah it was too big to post in one.

CRAZY that someone figured that out

[DBella]

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

[Flexo]

Yeah it was too big to post in one.

CRAZY that someone figured that out

I'm guessing it took that guy half his life to make it, and it cost him his health, friends, and family. But hey, I was entertained for several minutes, so it was all worth it.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
No, I like autumn better

[Flexo]

Who would be better to hang out with; Bruce Campbell, Ron Perlman, or Guillermo Del Toro?

[Rave]

Have you ever met Sir. King Kong?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Who would be better to hang out with; Bruce Campbell, Ron Perlman, or Guillermo Del Toro?
Bruce of course

[Dew k. Mosi]

Have you ever met Sir. King Kong?
No, but I met Sir Anthony Hopkins once

[Flexo]

Will Hellboy 2 be better than Hellboy 1?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Will Hellboy 2 be better than Hellboy 1?
It almost HAS to be, doesn't it?

[Flexo]

It almost HAS to be, doesn't it?

I'm going to pretend that I didn't understand what you meant. :mad:

What stories will be in Sin City 2?

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm going to pretend that I didn't understand what you meant. :mad:

What stories will be in Sin City 2?
I am sworn not to tell but there will be boobies, blood and bullets, I guarantee

[Rave]

What do you think of what's happening to X3?

[Flexo]

Will there be a Half-Life 3?

[Dew k. Mosi]

What do you think of what's happening to X3?
If they kill Cyclops I will be extremely pissed

[Rave]

What do you think of the whole serum thing? And Mystique?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Will there be a Half-Life 3?
No, because two halves make a hole

[Flexo]

Will the new Nintendo system not suck?

[Dew k. Mosi]

What do you think of the whole serum thing? And Mystique?
The serum was ok, though why Jason manifested himself as a little girl needs explaining.

Mystique had good and bad points. The reverb on her voice made excellent sense to me, but the scales made her lose a bit of her character. They had better keep her Kurt's mom, that's all I gotta say.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Will the new Nintendo system not suck?
It won't not suck

[Rave]

If you met Harry Potter in a backalley and you could do anything to him, what'd you do?

[Dew k. Mosi]

If you met Harry Potter in a backalley and you could do anything to him, what'd you do?
poke him with a stick

[Rave]

What about the Pillsbury Dough-Boy?

[Dew k. Mosi]

What about the Pillsbury Dough-Boy?
Don't mess around with him, you will get a yeast infection

[Flexo]

When will the Pillsbury Dough-boy stand up for himself? He's got the Jolly Green Giant backing him up. Stand up, be proud of your Poppin' Fresh history.

[Rave]

You just know he's going to freak out and go on a killing spree one day...

[Dew k. Mosi]

When will the Pillsbury Dough-boy stand up for himself? He's got the Jolly Green Giant backing him up. Stand up, be proud of your Poppin' Fresh history.
The Jolly Green Giant got sent away for playing with his niblet

[Flexo]

You just know he's going to freak out and go on a killing spree one day...

With his army of corporate mascots. Watch out, Cap'n Crunch'll bite yer legs off.

[Flexo]

The Jolly Green Giant got sent away for playing with his niblet

Wha?! Why wasn't I informed?! I feel betrayed... :(

[Rave]

And Boo Berry will take over your soul... I'd watch out more for the Lucky Charms freak though...

[Flexo]

And Boo Berry will take over your soul... I'd watch out more for the Lucky Charms freak though...

Count Chocula will sell your organs to a zoo. Not just for the cash, he's a sick jerk that enjoys the suffering of others.

[Rave]

Mr. Clean'll strap you down and scrub the flesh right off of ya'...

Who would you most worry about Dew?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Mr. Clean'll strap you down and scrub the flesh right off of ya'...

Who would you most worry about Dew?
Trix Rabbit definitely. There's a killing spree waiting to happen.

Or Barney Rubble, man. Little four toed bastard thinks nothing of stealing from his best friend, what would he do to me?

[Flexo]

Dew, have you noticed that Gordon and Flanders are the same person?

http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/2004/imagens/oldman_gordon.jpg

http://www.thesimpsons.stopklatka.pl/bohaterowie/img/miastowi_ned.gif

The sequel to BB will probably be Ned Begins.

[Rave]

Hey, if Homer kills Gordon's wife - then they're really the exact same. Plus it'd provide some interesting action scenes as Batman has to hunt the Homer.

[Superman4ever]

Dew, help me out here, there was an old T.V. show, a while back (mid-80's), that had this theme: "Would you like to swing on a star. Carry moonbeams home in a jar. And be better off than you are. Or would you rather be a mule?"

It was a weird show, but for some reason I loved it...I was like 4 at the time. It was a sitcom that dealt with a girl whose father was abducted by friendly aliens, and the only way he can communicate with her was through a jewelry box (I think? It was a dimond shaped box/communicator). The girl also had a special power that when she touched her two index fingers together she could stop time, do you remember this show? Or can you find anything about it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, have you noticed that Gordon and Flanders are the same person?
The sequel to BB will probably be Ned Begins.
Well have you noticed who they cast as the Scarecrow?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/LimeJello13/Ray_bolger_scarecrow.jpg

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, help me out here, there was an old T.V. show, a while back (mid-80's), that had this theme: "Would you like to swing on a star. Carry moonbeams home in a jar. And be better off than you are. Or would you rather be a mule?"

It was a weird show, but for some reason I loved it...I was like 4 at the time. It was a sitcom that dealt with a girl whose father was abducted by friendly aliens, and the only way he can communicate with her was through a jewelry box (I think? It was a dimond shaped box/communicator). The girl also had a special power that when she touched her two index fingers together she could stop time, do you remember this show? Or can you find anything about it?
Out of this World (http://www.tv.com/Out_of_This_World/show/2296/summary.html)

[Rave]

Well have you noticed who they cast as the Scarecrow?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/LimeJello13/Ray_bolger_scarecrow.jpg

If he only had a brain...

[Flexo]

Is Darth Vader's no line in RotS the funniest thing to happen in the entire Star Wars series?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Is Darth Vader's no line in RotS the funniest thing to happen in the entire Star Wars series?
No, I found the Storm Trooper hitting his head on the door to be funnier

[Rave]

Do you prefer writing with pens or pencils?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do you prefer writing with pens or pencils?The keyboard, but If I have to use a pen, I like gel pens

[Mentok]

Is Uwe Boll really that bad or just "misunderstood" ?

[Mentok]

Dew, help me out here, there was an old T.V. show, a while back (mid-80's), that had this theme: "Would you like to swing on a star. Carry moonbeams home in a jar. And be better off than you are. Or would you rather be a mule?"

It was a weird show, but for some reason I loved it...I was like 4 at the time. It was a sitcom that dealt with a girl whose father was abducted by friendly aliens, and the only way he can communicate with her was through a jewelry box (I think? It was a dimond shaped box/communicator). The girl also had a special power that when she touched her two index fingers together she could stop time, do you remember this show? Or can you find anything about it?

I remember that! Her father was an alien... I have no idea what it was called though.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Is Uwe Boll really that bad or just "misunderstood" ?
He's angsty because they called him "You Balls" in High School

[Dew k. Mosi]

I remember that! Her father was an alien... I have no idea what it was called though.
I already answered!!!! (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5928535&postcount=7340)

[Rave]

Have you ever seen that one thing over at the place where they do the stuff with the things that do something vague?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Have you ever seen that one thing over at the place where they do the stuff with the things that do something vague?
Yeah, I went with the girl from you-know-where, you know the one whose friend knew that guy that was selling those things

[Rave]

Yeah, I went with the girl from you-know-where, you know the one whose friend knew that guy that was selling those things
Oh sure, the stuff what was doing something to the things over at the place. I know the one.

[JcDc]

This is a spam thread. CLOSE

[Joseph_Freefall]

This is a game with a very fixed topic. YOU close.

[Dew k. Mosi]

No one close :(
I like my thread

[Joseph_Freefall]

Why do you like your thread?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why do you like your thread?
gives me something to do

[The Riddler]

what's the easy way through life?

and don't tell me there isn't one! :mad: :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

what's the easy way through life?

and don't tell me there isn't one! :mad: :(

Read this.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1403105413.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

After all on the intellectual elite falls for this shi...I mean sees the wisdom in this. Tom, Katie, Mimi and John can't be wrong, they are celebrities for pete's sake

[The Riddler]

Read this.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1403105413.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

After all on the intellectual elite falls for this shi...I mean sees the wisdom in this. Tom, Katie, Mimi and John can't be wrong, they are celebrities for pete's sake
my life has new meaning now. :eek:

[Cobblepot]

Why is it that every time I have a day off it's ****ty weather, and when I'm at work the sun starts to shine.
Even when I go outside for some fresh air it starts getting cloudy...

[Superman4ever]

Out of this World (http://www.tv.com/Out_of_This_World/show/2296/summary.html)

OMG, YES! :eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why is it that every time I have a day off it's ****ty weather, and when I'm at work the sun starts to shine.
Even when I go outside for some fresh air it starts getting cloudy...
You are a minor rain god

[Dew k. Mosi]

OMG, YES! :eek:
who rules?

[Flexo]

who rules?

Deadite Ash? :confused:

[Sentinel X]

Dew do you think I have ADD?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Deadite Ash? :confused:
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/DeaditeAsh.jpg

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew do you think I have ADD?
Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention

[Flexo]

http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/DeaditeAsh.jpg

Pardon me, I meant to say Bad Ash. (I couldn't think of his name for some odd reason.)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Pardon me, I meant to say Bad Ash. (I couldn't think of his name for some odd reason.)
http://www.masterofdvd.com/BadAsh.jpg

[Flexo]

There we go; now my reference actually makes sense. :up:

Sally for...
Sally for...
Sally forth.

[JLBats]

Bleed out from the 9/11 thread, but oh well:

Do you believe Bush had anything to do with it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Bleed out from the 9/11 thread, but oh well:

Do you believe Bush had anything to do with it?
I believe we don't know the full story

[Rave]

Dew, do you prefer the boomstick or the chainsaw?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, do you prefer the boomstick or the chainsaw?
Chainsaw baby

[Flexo]

Chainsaw baby

Groovy.

[Rave]

What's your favorite Ash line?

[DBella]

Dew, where do Flood Fish come from and where do they disappear to as the water recedes?

[Superman4ever]

who rules?

:D

What are your thoughts on standardized testing? Are they completely necessary for probing ones potential? Or a scam used by universities (and other facilities of education) to suck us dry?

[Dew k. Mosi]

What's your favorite Ash line?
Ash: What are you? Are you me?

Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!

Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?

Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!

[begins to sucker-punch Ash]

Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!

[honk honk honk]

Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...

Ash: [***** shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]

[nods head]

Ash: [BLAMMO!] I ain't that good.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, where do Flood Fish come from and where do they disappear to as the water recedes?
Spontaneous fish regenerations

[Dew k. Mosi]

:D

What are your thoughts on standardized testing? Are they completely necessary for probing ones potential? Or a scam used by universities (and other facilities of education) to suck us dry?
Its all part of the Brain Mapping Project
Defy them
Bubble the wrong answer

BUBBLE THE WRONG ANSWER

[Rave]

Do you think good ol' Bruce should be revealed to be Ash in Spider-Man 3?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do you think good ol' Bruce should be revealed to be Ash in Spider-Man 3?
No, I hate crossing Fandoms

[Superman4ever]

Its all part of the Brain Mapping Project
Defy them
Bubble the wrong answer

BUBBLE THE WRONG ANSWER

Yes Ma'am...

*idly bubbles in wrong answers*

2 months later

"Dear Mr. 4Ever,

We regret to inform you that you have been denied acceptance to..."

I'll get you Dew...you hear? I'll get yyyooooooouuuuu...:gg:...:bomb:

Do you know how to pick a lock, and if so can you teach me?

Also, where do you live so that I may practice picking the lock and at the same time fulfill my promise to "get you back"? :D

Kidding, you don't have to answer the 1st question! ;)

Ah, fudge it...I'll forget my dubious plan; however..."you're it"! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/boxing_smiley.gif

[Dew k. Mosi]

Yes Ma'am...

*idly bubbles in wrong answers*

2 months later

"Dear Mr. 4Ever,

We regret to inform you that you have been denied acceptance to..."

I'll get you Dew...you hear? I'll get yyyooooooouuuuu...:gg:...:bomb:

Do you know how to pick a lock, and if so can you teach me?

Also, where do you live so that I may practice picking the lock and at the same time fulfill my promise to "get you back"? :D

Kidding, you don't have to answer the 1st question! ;)

Ah, fudge it...I'll forget my dubious plan; however..."you're it"! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/boxing_smiley.gif


Have you been smoking da hashish?

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

hey dew, are ya still mad at me for wanting to change my profile?

[Joseph_Freefall]

She refuses to talk to you so I will answer for her: So that she may like you again, you must go into the forest and find the largest tree. And then...you must cut it down...with...a HERRING!

[Dew k. Mosi]

My apprentice speaks true

[Slipknot]

Dew, what is your favorite song by "The Penguins"?

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/130/133030.jpg

[Rave]

Do leprechauns really bring people to their nests?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, what is your favorite song by "The Penguins"?

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/130/133030.jpg


"My Ass is Stuck to this Iceberg, Biotch" (Extended dance remix)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do leprechauns really bring people to their nests?
No, you are thinking of pterodactyls

[jks]

Why hasn't this thread died?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why hasn't this thread died?
People seem to like it

[jks]

What impact do you think string theory will have on trying to establish a connection between quantum mechanics and the space/time continuum?

[Dew k. Mosi]

What impact do you think string theory will have on trying to establish a connection between quantum mechanics and the space/time continuum?
Are we talking about kite string or regular yarn?

[Kipobe]

Why did Christian Bale suck as Batman?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why did Christian Bale suck as Batman?
To get to the other side

[Kipobe]

You're losing it, Dew. :(

[Twitch]

Will you ban me for my new avvy?

[Twitch]

Should I die alone?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Will you ban me for my new avvy?
No, but I will ask you to remove it

[Dew k. Mosi]

Should I die alone?
No, take as many people as you can with you

[Lord Valumart]

why don't you like me?

[Dew k. Mosi]

why don't you like me?
I never said I didn't

[Lord Valumart]

you have been unkind to me over my time on the Hype, why?

[Dew k. Mosi]

you have been unkind to me over my time on the Hype, why?
I have never been unkind, just strict

[Lord Valumart]

too strict, why?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

you have been unkind to me over my time on the Hype, why?Be a MAN! :mad:

[Dew k. Mosi]

to strict, why?
I am no stricter on you than anyone else

[Dew k. Mosi]

Be a MAN! :mad:
Now, this is unkind

[Lord Valumart]

I am no stricter on you than anyone else
OK, then

if Gods love never stops, does that mean his hate never stops?

[Dew k. Mosi]

OK, then

if Gods love never stops, does that mean his hate never stops?
Love and Hate are the same emotion

[Wilhelm-Scream]

confusing "mods and admins doing their job" with "mods and admins are persecuting me" is a peeve. :o

[Dew k. Mosi]

confusing "mods and admins doing their job" with "mods and admins are persecuting me" is a peeve. :o
I've gotten used to it by now

[Lord Valumart]

have your ever wished you could see the TARDIS?

[Dew k. Mosi]

have your ever wished you could see the TARDIS?
Not really, but I wanted superpowers

[Lord Valumart]

ever felt like you couldn't be bothered getting up and going anywhere, cause your just to damn lazy?

[Dew k. Mosi]

ever felt like you couldn't be bothered getting up and going anywhere, cause your just to damn lazy?
Oh, all the damn time

[Wilhelm-Scream]

do you think the movie version of the Thing looks cool, or like a walking orange circus peanut?

[Lord Valumart]

will you marry me?

*gets down on one knee and produces £1000 ring*

[Dew k. Mosi]

do you think the movie version of the Thing looks cool, or like a walking orange circus peanut?
He looks better than the 1990's version

[Dew k. Mosi]

will you marry me?

*gets down on one knee and produces £1000 ring*
I am married to Jesus

[Wilhelm-Scream]

does Jesus satisfy you...I mean, in bed?

[Lord Valumart]

I am married to Jesus
DAMN CHRISTIANS!!!!!

how about a date, then...er....you know?

[Dew k. Mosi]

does Jesus satisfy you...I mean, in bed?I have a great sense of joy having accepted Jesus into my....heart

[Dew k. Mosi]

DAMN CHRISTIANS!!!!!

how about a date, then...er....you know?
Sure, we have three days before my husband arrives

[Lord Valumart]

Sure, we have three days before my husband arrives
so...

bed now, dinner late?

[Lurk]

Sure, we have three days before my husband arrives

Crap! Are you saying the world will end on Saturday?!?!:eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

so...

bed now, dinner late?
No, I am hungry now. I want steak and lobster

[Lord Valumart]

No, I am hungry now. I want steak and lobster
deal!

*buys a lobster stuffed with a steak for Dew, and water and chicken for himself*

hows the lobster?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Crap! Are you saying the world will end on Saturday?!?!:eek:
Well, I will hopefully have seen Batman Begins by then, and really what else is there to live for

[Dew k. Mosi]

deal!

*buys a lobster stuffed with a steak for Dew, and water and chicken for himself*

hows the lobster?
I wanted the steak stuffed with the lobster

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I have a great sense of joy having accepted Jesus into my....heartLol,...delightful.

[Lord Valumart]

I wanted the steak stuffed with the lobster
OK.

*orders steak stuffed with lobster for Dew, allowes Dew to keep the previous order*

hows the steak?

[Dew k. Mosi]

OK.

*orders steak stuffed with lobster for Dew, allowes Dew to keep the previous order*

hows the steak?
stringy, are you sure this is cow?

[Lord Valumart]

stringy, are you sure this is cow?
well, it cost me £80, so i hope it is.

how about this extramly over priced champagian?

*hands Dew glass of £140 plonk*

[Dew k. Mosi]

well, it cost me £80, so i hope it is.

how about this extramly over priced champagian?

*hands Dew glass of £140 plonk*
You are lying! This is horse meat! And this champagne is FLAT MT. Dew!!!!

*Leaves in a huff*

[Lord Valumart]

You are lying! This is horse meat! And this champagne is FLAT MT. Dew!!!!

*Leaves in a huff*
I'VE BEEN OVER CHARGED!!!!!

wait, COME BACK!!!

*runs after Dew in the vain hope of getting something later that night*

[Twitch]

Dew will I go to Princeton Universty?

[DOG LIPS]

Dew, why is Batman Begins doing poorly at the BO, and why did that bastard HM make $7 mil?

[Sentinel X]

What was the goriest film you saw?

[Lord Valumart]

why does Sentinel 08 allow me to be so mean to him?

*kicks Sentinel 08 in the knee cap*

[Sentinel X]

Ouch!!Stop!!...:(

















:D

[Lord Valumart]

no.

*stands on Sentiel 08's head and jumps o up and down for several minutes*

[JLBats]

Dew,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew will I go to Princeton Universty?
No, you'll go to Yale.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, why is Batman Begins doing poorly at the BO, and why did that bastard HM make $7 mil?
I don't think its doing all that poorly, and I am afraid I don't know who HM is

[Dew k. Mosi]

What was the goriest film you saw?
Event Horizon was pretty gory, so was Hannibal

[TheSumOfGod]

Is it true that Tom Cruise once made a baby's head explode simply by laughing too hard?

[Dew k. Mosi]

why does Sentinel 08 allow me to be so mean to him?

*kicks Sentinel 08 in the knee cap*
True Love

[Lord Valumart]

True Love
only for you;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
This question has been asked 6 times in this thread. I maintain the answer is 5

[Dew k. Mosi]

Is it true that Tom Cruise once made a baby's head explode simply by laughing too hard?No that was Vin Diesel

[TheSumOfGod]

Is it true that Tom Cruise accidentally gave Katie Holmes a hysterectomy by going down on her? He has frightningly big teeth you know.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Is it true that Tom Cruise accidentally gave Katie Holmes a hysterectomy by going down on her? He has frightningly big teeth you know.
Scientology forbids oral sex

[Flexo]

Scientology forbids oral sex

I was going to ask why Scientology sucks, but you just answered me.

[Dew k. Mosi]

I was going to ask why Scientology sucks, but you just answered me.
Scientology sucks, but scientologists don't suck

[TheSumOfGod]

Scientology forbids oral sex

LOL! Now I know why Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz left him. :D

[TheSumOfGod]

Scientology sucks, but scientologists don't suck

Too clever for me :up:

[Flexo]

Too clever for me :up:

I think I understood it, but when I was going to make a lame joke/comment, I decided it'd be best to pretend to not understand.

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

hey dew :)

could you go over some of the threads in the Superman Returns (Spoilers) forum? i think people are raising the question of why two threads have been created about the suit, instead of one giant combined thread, as was before. ive tried to explain it as well i can, but they'd need word from the boss to verify my story. care to go down there?

[Sentinel X]

True Love

Whoa, Whoa, whoa Im a guy and valumart is a guy.Im straight and I think he is too. Tell me why I really do let him chop my head off and do nothing?

[Dew k. Mosi]

hey dew :)

could you go over some of the threads in the Superman Returns (Spoilers) forum? i think people are raising the question of why two threads have been created about the suit, instead of one giant combined thread, as was before. ive tried to explain it as well i can, but they'd need word from the boss to verify my story. care to go down there?
Give me a dollar and I will

[Dew k. Mosi]

Whoa, Whoa, whoa Im a guy and valumart is a guy.Im straight and I think he is too. Tell me why I really do let him chop my head off and do nothing?
Shame over your bi-curiousness

[Lord Valumart]

Whoa, Whoa, whoa Im a guy and valumart is a guy.Im straight and I think he is too. Tell me why I really do let him chop my head off and do nothing?
yeh, i'm straight.

i even had a date with Dew on this thread, i wish she hadn't relised tha cheapness......:(

[Sentinel X]

Shame over your bi-curiousness

TELL ME THE ANSWER DEW!!!..please..I need to know or Im gonna jump off the Empire State Building and have someone cremate my body.

[Lord Valumart]

*turns flamethrower on Sentinel 08*

quick and easy:D

[Dew k. Mosi]

TELL ME THE ANSWER DEW!!!..please..I need to know or Im gonna jump off the Empire State Building and have someone cremate my body.
Its ok, man, we support your decision to have hot, sweaty man-on-man love with Lord Valumart. You're queer, you're here, we're used to it

[Sentinel X]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I hate queeriness!!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
can you please say Im straight?

[Lord Valumart]

Its ok, man, we support your decision to have hot, sweaty man-on-man love with Lord Valumart. You're queer, you're here, we're used to it
not only as a person, but also as a Scottish citizen, do i take ofence to that.

you have insulted me!!!!

i shall use the report bad post button for that remark!:MAD:

[Dew k. Mosi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I hate queeriness!!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
can you please say Im straight?
My mother told me never to lie

[Lord Valumart]

are you allowed to insutl people on this board? cause i'm not.:mad:

[Dew k. Mosi]

not only as a person, but also as a Scottish citizen, do i take ofence to that.

you have insulted me!!!!

i shall use the report bad post button for that remark!:MAD:
http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/link3333/Penguinsbanned.gif

[SpiderSensesTingling]

Hey, it's Dew K. Mosi! Hi Dew! Remember me?

It's all right if you don't, I haven't been around much lately, and I never come to the Community Forum usually.

Anyway, I came to the Community Forum for a reason, and I don't know whether this is an appropriate thread, or not, but I'm wondering how I can change my moniker subtitle from Side-Kick to something cooler. Can anyone help me? Thanks in advance.

[Dew k. Mosi]

are you allowed to insutl people on this board? cause i'm not.:mad:
I made my intentions clear in the first post in this thread. **** it if you can't take a joke

[Sentinel X]

Pleeze Dew say it!!!!!!!!!!!say Im straight!!!!!!!say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're disobeying ur mother!! I have been a avere goer to ur question thread now take it back!!!

[Lord Valumart]

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/link3333/Penguinsbanned.gif
abusing you power, are you????

[Dew k. Mosi]

Hey, it's Dew K. Mosi! Hi Dew! Remember me?

It's all right if you don't, I haven't been around much lately, and I never come to the Community Forum usually.

Anyway, I came to the Community Forum for a reason, and I don't know whether this is an appropriate thread, or not, but I'm wondering how I can change my moniker subtitle from Side-Kick to something cooler. Can anyone help me? Thanks in advance.
Once you reach 3,000 posts you can. Buck up, Bunky, you are almost there

[Dew k. Mosi]

Pleeze Dew say it!!!!!!!!!!!say Im straight!!!!!!!say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're disobeying ur mother!! I have been a avere goer to ur question thread now take it back!!!You are as straight as Rock Hudson, Liberace and Elton John

[Dew k. Mosi]

abusing you power, are you????
Yessir

[SpiderSensesTingling]

Thanks, Dew! I'll see you around.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Thanks, Dew! I'll see you around.
Not if I see you first

[Lord Valumart]

Yessir
so, you can abuse your ppower, but other mods can't???

can i be a mod for a week???

[Dew k. Mosi]

so, you can abuse your ppower, but other mods can't???

can i be a mod for a week???
Nope

[Lord Valumart]

why not?

i'm respected in the FF forums.

[Dew k. Mosi]

why not?

i'm respected in the FF forums.
Because I don't make the mods. Mirko does.

[Lord Valumart]

can you ask Mirko if i can be a mod?

[Twitch]

Dew, do you hate me?

[Sentinel X]

You are as straight as Rock Hudson, Liberace and Elton John

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!Why are you teasing me??? Say Im straight like every other normal straight guy!!

[Dew k. Mosi]

can you ask Mirko if i can be a mod?
I CAN but WILL I? That is the real question

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, do you hate me?
Not particularly

[Sentinel X]

Do you hate me?

[Lord Valumart]

I CAN but WILL I? That is the real question
will you?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!Why are you teasing me??? Say Im straight like every other normal straight guy!!
The fact that you are getting so worked up over something someone who has never met you is saying, and cannot see that I am I joking around, suggests to me that normal is not what you are, though to be honest, your sexual preference is not really all that relevant to my life.

[TheSumOfGod]

Dew, why do a**holes hate gay people? Is it because they're a**holes? ;)

Please don't ban me for saying that. :(

[Sentinel X]

The fact that you are getting so worked up over something someone who has never met you is saying, and cannot see that I am I joking around, suggests to me that normal is not what you are, though to be honest, your sexual preference is not really all that relevant to my life.

I know you were joking around Dew, so was I. Like u said no seriousness aloud in this thread. ;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do you hate me?
Nope

[Dew k. Mosi]

will you?
Nope

[Lord Valumart]

why?

[Sentinel X]

Do you think comen je ecrait(how I write) is sultry?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, why do a**holes hate gay people? Is it because they're a**holes? ;)

Please don't ban me for saying that. :(Yes I think so. Most people who are the most vehemently homophobic are the most worried about their own sexuality

[Sentinel X]

Im not an ******* am I? :(

[TheSumOfGod]

Do you think comen je ecrait(how I write) is sultry?

I hope that wasn't supposed to be French, 'cause if it was it should have been written "comment j'écris".

[Dew k. Mosi]

why?
Because I don't like to be harassed about making Mods, so I make a policy not to recommend people who pester me

[Sentinel X]

^^ I meant *******

[TheSumOfGod]

Im not an ******* am I? :(

Go you hate gay people?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do you think comen je ecrait(how I write) is sultry?
Looks like black type to me

[Dew k. Mosi]

Im not an ******* am I? :(
I don't know, are you?

[Hudson]

Do you read a lot of books Dew?

[Lord Valumart]

Because I don't like to be harassed about making Mods, so I make a policy not to recommend people who pester me
fair enough

*shoots Sentinel 08 with 9MM hand gun until clip is empty*

i feel slightly better.

[Sentinel X]

Have you ever been decapitated?

[Sentinel X]

Do you weigh over 2,350 pounds?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do you read a lot of books Dew?
Yes I do

[Sentinel X]

Has your mom ever confused your name with ur siblings?

[Sentinel X]

Are u a mommy?

[Sentinel X]

Are you an Antartican?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Have you ever been decapitated?
Yes I have. I just bolted my head back on and lurched off into the night