Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
The Begining of eternity
The end of space
The begining of every end
The end of every place
What am I? the letter e

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it? the Post Office

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What did the cherry tree say to the farmer? dunno, what

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Do you need someone to love? no

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What/ Who do you hate? stupidity

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Can you give me the last four digits of yr phone number? I can figure the rest myself. I think not

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly? "incorrectly" however i pronounce that word "turnip"

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Can you feel the excitement? no

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Are you experianced? at some things

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
How many cans are we allowed to open, per day?


http://imbiss-coding.de/smiliez.de/smz/crz/crz_144.gif as many as you can use

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
I am listening to Vanilla Ice right now. What is wrong with me? many things

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by The Amazing Spider-Man
Would you eat green eggs and ham? Would you eat them Sam I Am? I will not eat green eggs and hm. I do not like them Sam I Am

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
couldn't edward norton kick that old fogie sean connery's ass? I am Joe's ruptured spleen

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I am Joe's ruptured spleen

d00d! have you read the book? if so, you rock! :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


d00d! have you read the book? if so, you rock! :D I read the book long before the movie ever came out

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I read the book long before the movie ever came out

major kudos then :)

[LucidParody]

how come this topic has only 3 stars? what happened to the other two?

[Doggett]

How important is an evil laugh or giggle to a supervillain?

[thecrawlerofnight]

What is the 3473rd name in the Toronto Yellow Pages?

[thecrawlerofnight]

You are trapped in a room with no windows, or doors. There are all 6 walls (made of steel) and there is no holes or escape. In the room there is a mirror and a bed.

How do you get out?

[Cyclops]

What's the deal with those "Kidz Bop" CDs? Wouldn't kids realize that they're as fruity as all get out?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
how come this topic has only 3 stars? what happened to the other two? they stepped out to go to the john

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
How important is an evil laugh or giggle to a supervillain? very important ask GG
HAAAAAHEEEEEEHOOOOHAAAHEEEE
HAAAHAAAAHEEEEEEHAAAAHOOO

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by thecrawlerofnight
What is the 3473rd name in the Toronto Yellow Pages? Barham, Ernest (416) 440-9852 183 ERSKINE AVE

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by thecrawlerofnight
You are trapped in a room with no windows, or doors. There are all 6 walls (made of steel) and there is no holes or escape. In the room there is a mirror and a bed.

How do you get out? i break the mirror, cut my throat and lay on the bed as I bleed to death and get out the old fashioned way

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
What's the deal with those "Kidz Bop" CDs? Wouldn't kids realize that they're as fruity as all get out? not fruity kids

[Doggett]

What's the deal with those damn yellow apples? :mad:

[esther moffit]

What occured on the worst day of yr life?

[LucidParody]

this thread seems like a lot of work...is it?

[esther moffit]

What's in yr agenda?

[esther moffit]

What are yr personal feelings on the treatment of cattle, both meat and dairy?

[esther moffit]

I, too, would like to know about those sinful yellow apples.

[esther moffit]

Who would most likely survive in a nuclear disaster: You or Poly Styrene? Why?

[esther moffit]

What's a Pussy Superstar? :confused:

[LucidParody]

what's up with esther postin' all these questions?

[Doggett]

Is skin still in?

[esther moffit]

What would the world be like without Toni Basil and other one hit wonders?

Does the sheer thought make you want to cry?

[thecrawlerofnight]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
i break the mirror, cut my throat and lay on the bed as I bleed to death and get out the old fashioned way

You look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the bed in half, two halfs equals a hole, take the hole to get out

[thecrawlerofnight]

Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a bear with a gun?

[esther moffit]

Why am I so cool?

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Weres My Pencil?

[esther moffit]

Dew I just remembered! Sleater-Kinney is playing in L.A August twenty-five at the Sunset Junction festival. We could so totally hang out. You wanna?

In case yr kidnapped or something and can't make it they'll be back on September eighteen and nineteen at the El Rey Theater. I'm sure yr randsom would be paid by then. Add to the love with social dancing, yeah! :D :D :D :D

[LucidParody]

how come conan has to walk back and forth when he does the opening routine? doesnt the man know how to stand still?

damm it's annoying.

[Lazarus440]

should i quit my job?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
What's the deal with those damn yellow apples? :mad: I dunno, they taste too much like pears to me

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What occured on the worst day of yr life? My son died

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
this thread seems like a lot of work...is it? yes, but it is worth it for the amount of joy it gives to all

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's in yr agenda? taking over the world followed by a nice hot bubble bath

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What are yr personal feelings on the treatment of cattle, both meat and dairy? they are treated well when I put hot sauce on them and eat them up

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Who would most likely survive in a nuclear disaster: You or Poly Styrene? Why? polly stryene, because she is sleeping with certain high powered officials who will invite her into their bunkers

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's a Pussy Superstar? :confused: Felix, Garfield or Mr. Bigglesworth

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
what's up with esther postin' all these questions? boredom

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
Is skin still in? no skin is out. it is meant to keep your guts in

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What would the world be like without Toni Basil and other one hit wonders?

Does the sheer thought make you want to cry? yes, because i would miss the song "Come On eileen" by Dexy's Midnight runners

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by thecrawlerofnight
Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a bear with a gun? a bear with a gun, by the time it figured out how to work the safety I'd be long gone

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why am I so cool? YOu are living in the fridge (you can't stop that mold from grooooowing)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Weres My Pencil? behind your ear

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
how come conan has to walk back and forth when he does the opening routine? doesnt the man know how to stand still?

damm it's annoying. he misses Andy Richter

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
should i quit my job? yes

[esther moffit]

So Dew, Sleater-Kinney? You me, and sister spit?

[Atrax robustus]

Should I fake my orgasms? ;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
So Dew, Sleater-Kinney? You me, and sister spit? I am sure I work that day,and most every other day

[esther moffit]

If you don't like me you should just say it.

I like you. .. ;)

[Doggett]

How many limbs have to be lost before surfers realize that the sharks don't want them fookin' around in their water?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Atrax robustus
Should I fake my orgasms? ;) if you can, go for it

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
How many limbs have to be lost before surfers realize that the sharks don't want them fookin' around in their water? 4,935 seems to be the proper number

[esther moffit]

What's that smell?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's that smell? I thought it was you

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
yes when?

[LucidParody]

ever been to texas?

[Lazarus440]

ware have all the cowboys gone?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
when? tomorrow

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
ever been to texas? no

[esther moffit]

When, if ever, are we going to get relief from this Hellish inferno?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
ware have all the cowboys gone? They are working at Knotts Berry Farm

[Lazarus440]

what happened to bakerboy?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
When, if ever, are we going to get relief from this Hellish inferno? when the Messiah comes

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
when the Messiah comes


I thought I was yr savior. :confused:

I mean, when we get together in August we're gonna have life chaning experiances.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
what happened to bakerboy? he and Michelle Pfeiffer are living happily in Monaco

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit



I thought I was yr savior. :confused:

I mean, when we get together in August we're gonna have life chaning experiances. keep dreaming those dreams. they're what keep us going

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by esther moffit



I thought I was yr savior. :confused:

I mean, when we get together in August we're gonna have life chaning experiances. are you saying that your going to turn dew in to a Lesbian?

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
are you saying that your going to turn dew in to a Lesbian?

No. I mean we would be the best of friends but apprently it's friendship she can live without.

Pity, though. She is hot.

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by esther moffit


No. I mean we would be the best of friends but apprently it's friendship she can live without.

Pity, though. She is hot. so arer you saing tha your a Lesbian?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Lazarus, I don't think esther is really a girl

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Lazarus, I don't think esther is really a girl

You'd hurt my feelings if I had any.

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Lazarus, I don't think esther is really a girl your right dew.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew is never wrong

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Dew is never wrong

could you call your self "The Dew"?

it'd sound cooler.

[esther moffit]

I like 'The Dew'. Or Lady Mosi, yeah.

[Dew k. Mosi]

feel free to address me as Empress or Dr. Dew'm

[LucidParody]

are you really a doctor?

[Doggett]

At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen.


What are they?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
are you really a doctor? I went to 8 years of evil medical school

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen.


What are they? The stars

[Man w 0 Fear]

Why is it that my feet are like that of a hobbits?
[They aren't that hairy, but still have more than usual, and are harder than rocks on the bottom]

[Doggett]

It can change as easy as the temperature changes. It protects you every day. It also needs your protection. People discriminate it every day.


What is it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Man w 0 Fear
Why is it that my feet are like that of a hobbits?
[They aren't that hairy, but still have more than usual, and are harder than rocks on the bottom] The mailman was a hobbit. talk to your mom about that one

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
It can change as easy as the temperature changes. It protects you every day. It also needs your protection. People discriminate it every day.


What is it? Sounds like some sort of PC thing. I refuse to answer on the grounds that political correctness and being an evil empress do not go hand in hand

[Doggett]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Sounds like some sort of PC thing. I refuse to answer on the grounds that political correctness and being an evil empress do not go hand in hand

In other words, you don't know. :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Don't make me send the Dew'm-bots after you

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
keep dreaming those dreams. they're what keep us going

Speaking of dreams, what are some of your's?

[esther moffit]

Were/Are yr parents hippies?

[Doggett]

Dew if you're so evil, why aren't you with KAOS ?!? Or are you already a member?


http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=19492

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit


Speaking of dreams, what are some of your's? I want to be a mother.I want my book published. I want to be an actress.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Were/Are yr parents hippies? My dad is still

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
Dew if you're so evil, why aren't you with KAOS ?!? Or are you already a member?


http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=19492 sigfreid and I dated. It was a bad break-up. he said some thing, I said some things, he tried to shoot me with a poison dart, I tried to feed him broken glass. Its just too much tension.

[esther moffit]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[esther moffit]

Was Hamlet really insane or was he faking?

[esther moffit]

What life motto does Empress/ Dr. Dew'm live by?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Inside my tv

[esther moffit]

How do you feel about Baby Bush's 'Patriot' Act?

[esther moffit]

What's a funny/weird story of one of yr adventures at the porn shop?

[esther moffit]

Do you consider Dan Savage a competant columnist/ Editor?

What do you think of his magazine?

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
sigfreid and I dated. It was a bad break-up. he said some thing, I said some things, he tried to shoot me with a poison dart, I tried to feed him broken glass. Its just too much tension.

When did we break up? I never did any of those things. :( You may have tried to feed me glass. But I didnt try to shoot yu with poison darts. :( That's not my style. :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Was Hamlet really insane or was he faking? He went a little crazy at first but when he discovered that he could use the insanity to manipulate those around him he began to play it up

[Doggett]

What starts with "e", ends with "e", and contains only one letter?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What life motto does Empress/ Dr. Dew'm live by? "GIMME GIMME GIMME!"

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
How do you feel about Baby Bush's 'Patriot' Act? What is it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's a funny/weird story of one of yr adventures at the porn shop? Our security guard found a guy in one of the preview rooms with a two foot long dildo and a crack pipe

[MadamWeb]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Our security guard found a guy in one of the preview rooms with a two foot long dildo and a crack pipe
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
When did this happen?:D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Do you consider Dan Savage a competant columnist/ Editor?

What do you think of his magazine? don't have any familiarity with him

[MadamWeb]

ok i might sound perverted but i was just wondering..
Dew, how can circumcisions be performed?

*runs like hell*

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
What starts with "e", ends with "e", and contains only one letter? an envelope

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by MadamWeb
ok i might sound perverted but i was just wondering..
Dew, how can circumcisions be performed?

*runs like hell* they take a little off the tip

[MadamWeb]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
they take a little off the tip
Tip where? more explanation please?

[esther moffit]

When was the last time you had a really good laugh? What was the reason?

[esther moffit]

Who do you think is more honourable: Chuck Jones' work or a soldier fighting war? Why?

[esther moffit]

How do you think humans will become extint?

[esther moffit]

three times three times three times twelve devided by six multiplied by twenty-six equals?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by S.I.G.


When did we break up? I never did any of those things. :( You may have tried to feed me glass. But I didnt try to shoot yu with poison darts. :( That's not my style. :) not you, sighttp://bobobriggs.homestead.com/files/SIGwebcam/funkyou.jpg
this sig http://www.berniekopell.com/images/4.jpg

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by MadamWeb

Tip where? more explanation please? i thought you ran like hell

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
When was the last time you had a really good laugh? What was the reason? When something was funny but I can't remember because I was stoned

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Who do you think is more honourable: Chuck Jones' work or a soldier fighting war? Why? both have merit

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
How do you think humans will become extint? Through their own stupidity

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
three times three times three times twelve devided by six multiplied by twenty-six equals? numbers

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
not you, sighttp://bobobriggs.homestead.com/files/SIGwebcam/funkyou.jpg
this sig http://www.berniekopell.com/images/4.jpg

Oh ok. :) You coulda said Siegfried tho. ;) :) http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/contrib/constrector/pink&lovely.gif

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by S.I.G.


http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/contrib/constrector/pink&lovely.gifSCAAAAAAAAAAAARY!

[Scarlet spidey]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/features/schwarzeneggerpranks/images/arnold.gif
Wtf?!

[MadamWeb]

S.I.G why didn't you reply me in your thread, huh? mister fancy pants:p :mad:

[Godzilla]

We never talk anymore, Dew! Did I do something wrong? Our relationship is falling apart!

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Hmmm....Whay doesnt anyone talk to me?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
not you, sighttp://bobobriggs.homestead.com/files/SIGwebcam/funkyou.jpg
this sig http://www.berniekopell.com/images/4.jpg

Dew! Zis is KAOS! Ve don't break up here!

[esther moffit]

What does 'molestation is the epitome of all desire' mean?

[esther moffit]

cats or dogs?

[esther moffit]

Why wasn't The Need's and The Third Sex's full lenght records as good as their seven inch records?

[esther moffit]

How does the current age of Hollywood differ from the Golden age of Hollywood [ 1940s-1960s ]? Which, if any, is better?

[esther moffit]

Is punk dead?

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Hmmm....Whay doesnt anyone talk to me? I talk to ya!:)

[esther moffit]

Which is more insulting to the intelligence: 'Reality' television or Pamela Anderson?

[esther moffit]

What is up Ashcroft's ass?

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by MadamWeb
S.I.G why didn't you reply me in your thread, huh? mister fancy pants:p :mad:

Well, i miss about 95 percent of Community now because I dont visit as much because it's impossible for me to read it all on the counta 95 percent of the threads here arent worth reading on the counta people (liek you, for instance) make 6 or 7 threads a day. :) Hehe. Just messin. I'll go look now. :p

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARY!

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/tweetz/hug2.gif

[Cyclops]

Originally posted by S.I.G.


Well, i miss about 95 percent of Community now because I dont visit as much because it's impossible for me to read it all on the counta 95 percent of the threads here arent worth reading on the counta people (liek you, for instance) make 6 or 7 threads a day. :) Hehe. Just messin. I'll go look now. :p

You're not missin' much. About ten topics a day by Ditto/MadamWeb asking us what kinds of cheese we like or some nonsense. Community's not one third as fun as it used to be.

[esther moffit]

With the enthusiasm of a fan and the keen eye of a scholar what does this image say to you?

http://www.damedarcy.com/portfolio/images/pirategirlscenterfold.jpg

[esther moffit]

What about this one?

http://www.damedarcy.com/portfolio/images/devil6.gif

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla
We never talk anymore, Dew! Did I do something wrong? Our relationship is falling apart! You have been spending all your time with Ghidra and you KNOW Ghidra and me don't see eye to eye to eye to eye ;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Hmmm....Whay doesnt anyone talk to me? because you live in your own world

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What does 'molestation is the epitome of all desire' mean? that someone bust out their Quotation thesaurus

[Greengoblin]

HOW DO I LOOK??!!!;):D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
cats or dogs? iguanas

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why wasn't The Need's and The Third Sex's full lenght records as good as their seven inch records? quality not quantity

[LucidParody]

what's worse, a politition or a lawyer?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
How does the current age of Hollywood differ from the Golden age of Hollywood [ 1940s-1960s ]? Which, if any, is better? the current age has me in it therefore it is better

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Is punk dead? Yes I killed that spiky haired bastard

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Which is more insulting to the intelligence: 'Reality' television or Pamela Anderson? Pamela Anderson doing reality television

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What is up Ashcroft's ass? The remains of his dinner

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
With the enthusiasm of a fan and the keen eye of a scholar what does this image say to you?
the enthusiasm of a fan is 'WOO-HOO" the keen eye of a scholar is "hmmmmm' and the image says someone tried really hard and shows real potential but needs a little work on the human figure

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What about this one?

http://www.damedarcy.com/portfolio/images/devil6.gif It says dame darcy is a disturbed individual

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Greengoblin
HOW DO I LOOK??!!!;):D like this--->:gg:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
what's worse, a politition or a lawyer? someone who can't spell politician

[Zen]

I'm infactuated with Dr. Dew'm so i refuse to ask any questions, but rather follow her endless list of commands

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
someone who can't spell politician

so that would be a lawyer?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Zen
I'm infactuated with Dr. Dew'm so i refuse to ask any questions, but rather follow her endless list of commands I will set you high in my court, Zen, you have proven a most loyal lackey

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


so that would be a lawyer? I dunno, you pass the bar yet?

[m0dr0cker]

Lackey. Haha. Well, I think that places you higher than Goon but just below Cronie.

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I dunno, you pass the bar yet?

nope :(

[huskerwebhead]

"Crossing the street without any cars"

Can you spell that without any R's???

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by m0dr0cker
Lackey. Haha. Well, I think that places you higher than Goon but just below Cronie. lackeys can make good. I for instance served for a long time at the minion of the most evil one, Greengoblin, serving as his chief enforcerer and commander of his armies. now i am ruler of Latveria and soon the world. When I have conquered this planet, I will give Zen an island kingdom to call his own to reward his loyalty

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by huskerwebhead
"Crossing the street without any cars"

Can you spell that without any R's??? T-H-A-T

[huskerwebhead]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
T-H-A-T

You rock!

[Zen]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
lackeys can make good. I for instance served for a long time at the minion of the most evil one, Greengoblin, serving as his chief enforcerer and commander of his armies. now i am ruler of Latveria and soon the world. When I have conquered this planet, I will give Zen an island kingdom to call his own to reward his loyalty

Wahooo!

Ya see that Mod, the one true goverment is coming... all the worrying about bush's stupidity is trivial cause Dew will set things right.

*dances around in realization of ruling an island full of women*

come on, wheres the jailbait jokes?

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Zen


Wahooo!

Ya see that Mod, the one true goverment is coming... all the worrying about bush's stupidity is trivial cause Dew will set things right.

*dances around in realization of ruling an island full of women*

come on, wheres the jailbait jokes?

Sounds like more of same.

[esther moffit]

Why is colonel pronounced 'ker-nal'?

[esther moffit]

Why isn't the head considered a limb if it also comes out of the torso?

[esther moffit]

How come most French words that have an 'r' in it don't have a sound in the pronunciation?

[masteryoda]

why is "i'm back" back?:confused:

[esther moffit]

What is the most f ucked up thing PeTA has done?

[esther moffit]

What is yr purpose in life?

[esther moffit]

What is the stupidest and smartest question you've ever been asked?

[S.I.G.]

WHy is esther moffit asking you so many questions?
:confused:

[esther moffit]

Can you dig it?

[esther moffit]

Sexier: Dirty hair or Hawaiian shirts?

[esther moffit]

urine, piss, pee pee, tinkle, tee tee - I'm askin', which one?

[esther moffit]

spitting. why?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why is colonel pronounced 'ker-nal'? because no one wanted to be called colon-el

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why isn't the head considered a limb if it also comes out of the torso? It has a different function

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
How come most French words that have an 'r' in it don't have a sound in the pronunciation? because the french suck

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by masteryoda
why is "i'm back" back?:confused: because people live in the past

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

The French (http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Sounds/aiff/tauntyou.aiff)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What is the most f ucked up thing PeTA has done? dropped gyro all over my clean shirt. Oh wait. PETA? I thought you said PITA

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What is yr purpose in life? to live long enough to see the bastards pay for what they have done to me

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What is the stupidest and smartest question you've ever been asked? stupidest question: How did losing your son make you feel?
smartest question: Wanna shag?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
WHy is esther moffit asking you so many questions?
:confused: what else does she have to do?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Can you dig it? with a shovel I could try

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Sexier: Dirty hair or Hawaiian shirts? men with their nails painted black ;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
urine, piss, pee pee, tinkle, tee tee - I'm askin', which one? as long as it is not "make lemonade"

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
spitting. why? no clue

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
lackeys can make good. I for instance served for a long time at the minion of the most evil one, Greengoblin, serving as his chief enforcerer and commander of his armies. now i am ruler of Latveria and soon the world. When I have conquered this planet, I will give Zen an island kingdom to call his own to reward his loyalty


No One Shall Ever Take Zimbabwe Away From Me....:p:p:p....For I Shall Fight To The Death Against You and Your Opressive Army Of EVIL....

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan



No One Shall Ever Take Zimbabwe Away From Me....:p:p:p....For I Shall Fight To The Death Against You and Your Opressive Army Of EVIL.... Oh, sorry, Zimbabwe is on my list of "places to wipe out today" Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Oh, sorry, Zimbabwe is on my list of "places to wipe out today" Sorry for the inconvenience.

Dam it all to hell....Fine Then ...Destroy Zimbabwe....I'll Just have to take over Someplace Else....

[Headless Knight]

Don't even consider the Sahara desert. It's mine.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Madagascar is MINE!

[esther moffit]

I am all out of stupid questions for now so how about we try a little word association, okay?

Here we go: sycophant

[esther moffit]

marmalade.

[esther moffit]

sneeze.

[esther moffit]

matrimony.

[esther moffit]

kool-aid.

[esther moffit]

make up.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
I am all out of stupid questions for now so how about we try a little word association, okay?

Here we go: sycophant elephant

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
marmalade. papa stood

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
sneeze. gesuendheit

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
matrimony. divorce lawyer

[MadamWeb]

why do elephants go through pregnancy for 12 months?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
kool-aid. hot indifference

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
make up. false face

[Apocalypse]

Why did I have to be the catcher in a baseball game in fifth grade, and got a baseball bat right on my head, when the batter threw his bat?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by MadamWeb
why do elephants go through pregnancy for 12 months? because God as a warped sense of humor

[MadamWeb]

because you are very special...special to us:)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Ran The Man
Why did I have to be the catcher in a baseball game in fifth grade, and got a baseball bat right on my head, when the batter threw his bat? because you couldn't play shortstop

[Apocalypse]

I don't remember why I had to play catcher. I think it was a devious plan to destroy me for laughing at almost everyone I know.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Ran The Man
I don't remember why I had to play catcher. I think it was a devious plan to destroy me for laughing at almost everyone I know. Well if you knew the reason, why did you ask me?

[esther moffit]

Word association continues:

poseur

[esther moffit]

dementia

[esther moffit]

cliche.

[esther moffit]

slug.

[esther moffit]

kate moss.

[esther moffit]

Describe a nightmare you have had.

[esther moffit]

What is yr favorite record?

[esther moffit]

Why is it a squirrel is cute and a rat is a pest yet they are both rodents? Can that bushy tail really make the difference?

[esther moffit]

What's up with this?!

http://www.ebooks-made-easy.com/weirdpic.jpg

[esther moffit]

What cruel person would possess him to do this?

http://www.guyplace.com/menu/xmas253986.jpg

[esther moffit]

What does the Empress fear?

[esther moffit]

Can I get an Amen?

[esther moffit]

Who is yr favorite Brady?

P.S: Isn't that switch-a-roo creepy?

http://www.bradyworld.com/art/photo.gif

[esther moffit]

What's a cool murder story you've read in the paper?

[esther moffit]

How was yr first kiss?

[esther moffit]

What's a bad book you've read recently?

[esther moffit]

Who is a stupid celebrity you've met?

[esther moffit]

As a daily spectator of the perverse what is an honest declaration you can say about women and men?

[esther moffit]

If you were a car what would yr name and features be?