Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[esther moffit]

Best and worst thing about living in L.A. ..?

[Apocalypse]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Well if you knew the reason, why did you ask me?
I said "I think" I know.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Word association continues:

poseur my sister

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
dementia My grandfather

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
cliche. My hairdresser

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
slug. My sister's father

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
kate moss. My skeletal system

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Describe a nightmare you have had. There was a dog barking in my garage so I went to see what it was barking at and when I opened the door, something I couldn't see slammed me against the wall and stole all my breath away

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What is yr favorite record? Running With Scissors by Weird Al Yankovic

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why is it a squirrel is cute and a rat is a pest yet they are both rodents? Can that bushy tail really make the difference? I think rats are cute

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Running With Scissors by Weird Al Yankovic

SWEEEEEET!!!!!!!:cool:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's up with this?!

http://www.ebooks-made-easy.com/weirdpic.jpg Obvious copywrite infringement

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What cruel person would possess him to do this?

http://www.guyplace.com/menu/xmas253986.jpg I dunno but I wanna shake his hand

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What does the Empress fear? Never having another child

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

http://www.guyplace.com/menu/xmas253986.jpg


Thats the funniest thing i've ever seen...except for the crying child other there....But still i'm laughing my ass off...

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Can I get an Amen? Ah-men

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Who is yr favorite Brady?

P.S: Isn't that switch-a-roo creepy?

http://www.bradyworld.com/art/photo.gif cousin Oliver

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's a cool murder story you've read in the paper? I am a serial killer expert. You wanna know about Zodiac? Or Ted Bundy? Or Gacy, Dahmer, Kemperer, Heirens, Starkweather? You name them and pretty sure I got the info.

[Reader]

Ah yes, Dew. Four questions. (Which incidentally are excerpts from Nirvana's Sifting)

Afraid - to grade...wouldn't it be fun?
Spell the smell...wouldn't it be fun?
Sun felt numb...wouldn't it be fun?
Cross says floss...wouldn't it be fun?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
How was yr first kiss? wet

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's a bad book you've read recently? The Star Trek TNG/X-Men crossover

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Who is a stupid celebrity you've met? The mother and the daughter on the Gilmore Girls. Both raging *****es.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
As a daily spectator of the perverse what is an honest declaration you can say about women and men? man buy more videos, women buy more toys

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
If you were a car what would yr name and features be? I'd be the Dew and my features would be autopilot because i hate driving

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Best and worst thing about living in L.A. ..? Best: There is everything i need here.
Worst: The drivers suck

[RISKY]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Best: There is everything i need here.
Worst: The drivers suck
I moved from la to northern california and trust me if you compare la drivers are excelent drivers.they have less than half the traffic here and still manage to get into a ton of accidents as well as traffic jams

[Immortalfire]

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? :eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Reader
Ah yes, Dew. Four questions. (Which incidentally are excerpts from Nirvana's Sifting)

Afraid - to grade...wouldn't it be fun?
Spell the smell...wouldn't it be fun?
Sun felt numb...wouldn't it be fun?
Cross says floss...wouldn't it be fun? Yes, yes, yes and No (just to break the monotony)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Immortalfire
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? :eek: i do. I have seen it all in the porn store

[Dew k. Mosi]

Gee, the place seems kinda empty without esther moffit to ask a 1,000 questions

[HollyBeth0321]

I popped a vessel in my right eye & it's all bloody. Am I going to make? Give it to me straight. :(

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

hmmm...posting i am...posting is fun...

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by HollyBeth0321
I popped a vessel in my right eye & it's all bloody. Am I going to make? Give it to me straight. :( I dunno if you are gonna make. but if you do, make in the potty.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
hmmm...posting i am...posting is fun... isn't it though?

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Should i post Gambit and Holly Beths Chat on the Hpye!....J/k...:p

[HollyBeth0321]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I dunno if you are gonna make. but if you do, make in the potty.

That may be the best advice I've ever gotten....

Does Sam Raimi wear a toupee?

[HollyBeth0321]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Should i post Gambit and Holly Beths Chat on the Hpye!....J/k...:p

I got an answer for that!



NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Should i post Gambit and Holly Beths Chat on the Hpye!....J/k...:p I say yes. to heck with them if they can't take a joke

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by HollyBeth0321


That may be the best advice I've ever gotten....

Does Sam Raimi wear a toupee? Not as far as i could tell. I just think its a bad hair cut

[HollyBeth0321]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Not as far as i could tell. I just think its a bad hair cut

hmmm..

My ears are crooked. =\ Is there any surgeory or excersize I can do to fix them or am I stuck this way? :confused:

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
back
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
sorry
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
now where were we
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
oh right
mmm....Food is good.... says:
LOL
mmm....Food is good.... says:
get the hell away from me
mmm....Food is good.... says:
....
mmm....Food is good.... says:
god
mmm....Food is good.... says:
go find Holly Beth
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
what's up slappy
mmm....Food is good.... says:
not much
mmm....Food is good.... says:
just sitting here
mmm....Food is good.... says:
you having fun with Holly i see
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
hehe
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
not really

Holly Beth has been added to the conversation.

mmm....Food is good.... says:
i had too add her
mmm....Food is good.... says:
just to make this more funny
Holly Beth says:
her?
mmm....Food is good.... says:
You stupid
Holly Beth says:
what the
mmm....Food is good.... says:
....
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
you, he means
Holly Beth says:
LOL
Holly Beth says:
LoL
Holly Beth says:
eat me
Holly Beth says:
raw
Holly Beth says:
;p
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
I will
mmm....Food is good.... says:
Chat you too...think of me as your Love Connection Operator type of guy thingy....
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:

Holly Beth says:
riiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhht
mmm....Food is good.... says:
yes it is right isnt it
mmm....Food is good.... says:
SO CHAT DAMIT
Holly Beth says:
LoL
Holly Beth says:
okayu
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
lets chat holly
Holly Beth says:
im chatting yo
mmm....Food is good.... says:
...DAM STOP TWISTING MY WORDS
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
okay
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
well
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
get naked holly
Holly Beth says:
okay
Holly Beth says:
so im naked
Holly Beth says:
or something
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
good
Holly Beth says:
SO
Holly Beth says:
my eye is starting to hurt
Holly Beth says:
=\
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
what should we do
Holly Beth says:
take me to the doctor
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
okay
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
*takes holly to the doctor*
Holly Beth says:
good
Holly Beth says:
LOL
Holly Beth says:
is Slappy the doctor?
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
no
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
I am
mmm....Food is good.... says:
...i dont give a dam...
Holly Beth says:
LOL
Holly Beth says:
yall r dildos
Holly Beth says:
LoL
mmm....Food is good.... says:
im gonna ummm...yeah...ummm hide now...
mmm....Food is good.... says:
CHAT DAMIT CHAT...i didnt bring you two together for nothin...
Holly Beth says:
lol
Holly Beth says:
i am not cybering
Holly Beth says:
ewww
mmm....Food is good.... says:
then done
mmm....Food is good.... says:
then dont*
Holly Beth says:
cyber is boring
mmm....Food is good.... says:
Chat...Just do something
Holly Beth says:
you 2 cyber
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
aw damnit
Holly Beth says:
& ill watch
mmm....Food is good.... says:
**** NO
Holly Beth says:
LOL
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
make up your mind
mmm....Food is good.... says:
i have one thing to say...
mmm....Food is good.... says:
Sarcasm-Just One Service We Offer
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
haha
Holly Beth says:
lol
mmm....Food is good.... says:
NOW CHAT DAMIT
Holly Beth says:
forget you
mmm....Food is good.... says:

Holly Beth says:
:::insert angry smiley:::
mmm....Food is good.... says:

mmm....Food is good.... says:

mmm....Food is good.... says:

mmm....Food is good.... says:

mmm....Food is good.... says:
hehe
Holly Beth says:
lol
mmm....Food is good.... says:
sleep deprivations getting to me
Holly Beth says:
go to sleep

Holly Beth has left the conversation.

mmm....Food is good.... says:
dam well that went well
mmm....Food is good.... says:
hehe
mmm....Food is good.... says:
so what have you been up to GAmbit?
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
not much
Gambit the Ragin' Cajun says:
just tires
mmm....Food is good.... says:
Tires ...that sounds interesting


....

sense you 2 wouldn't cooperate..i was forced to do this....

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by HollyBeth0321


hmmm..

My ears are crooked. =\ Is there any surgeory or excersize I can do to fix them or am I stuck this way? :confused: cut them both off and staple them on straight

[HollyBeth0321]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
cut them both off and staple them on straight

OMG you are brilliant!!!!!!! I'll run out in the morning for a staple gun! Maybe I should just use duct tape for now. :confused:


I found my husband making out with a woman at Winn Dixie & he says she's just a friend from work. Should I believe him?

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Originally posted by HollyBeth0321



I found my husband making out with a woman at Winn Dixie & he says she's just a friend from work. Should I believe him?

Is there a brain in your head...If you saw him making you with her..then shes more then a "Friend"...

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by HollyBeth0321


OMG you are brilliant!!!!!!! I'll run out in the morning for a staple gun! Maybe I should just use duct tape for now. :confused:


I found my husband making out with a woman at Winn Dixie & he says she's just a friend from work. Should I believe him? Yes, she was choking on a bagel and he was giving her cpr. I was there.

[HollyBeth0321]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Yes, she was choking on a bagel and he was giving her cpr. I was there.

Oh Whew that's a relief! I almost went off when I read Slappy's post, but you have reassured me so. I have nothing more to ask you for now. Thanks for helping me & I hope cutting my ears off won't hurt too badly. I've decided to use Ice to numb them first.

[Doggett]

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.

What is it?

[LucidParody]

why havent you joined the chat revolution?

[Doggett]

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this:



http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=20040

[esther moffit]

Do you blame gravity for people falling in love?

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Can I Fly...?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.

What is it? a window

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
why havent you joined the chat revolution? I crush revolutions

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this:



http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=20040 "I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda s-od-a soda!. I saw the little lump sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said 'Yoda' Y-o-d-a Yoda! Yo yo yo yo YODA!"

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Do you blame gravity for people falling in love? no, I blame hallmark for people falling in love. I blame gravity for falling out of bed this morning :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Can I Fly...? jump off the roof and flap your arms as fast as you can.

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
jump off the roof and flap your arms as fast as you can.

To further his attempt what would you recommend for him to get a hollow skeletal structure?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit


To further his attempt what would you recommend for him to get a hollow skeletal structure? No I think he'll do just fine the way he was...um....I mean is ;)

[Doggett]

What does Dr. Doom recommend to combat lower back pain?

[Chamber]

If your name is supposed to Be "I Smoke Weed" backwards, then why does it translate into "isoM .K weD" or "I Somk Wed"?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
What does Dr. Doom recommend to combat lower back pain? Killing Reed Richard and using his corpse for a hammock

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
If your name is supposed to Be "I Smoke Weed" backwards, then why does it translate into "isoM .K weD" or "I Somk Wed"? It is not supposed to say "I smoke Weed" it is not supposed to be backwards. It is an anagram of "i smok wed' which was the misspelling that a stoned friend of mine wrote on the window of a hot box car.

[Doggett]

I am one simple word, but I mean different things
One of my meanings brings great forceful swings,
The other of me, may have curve, like the first...
But only one meaning can help quench a thirst.
One of my meanings will often bring cheers,
Either of them could hold a few beers.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
I am one simple word, but I mean different things
One of my meanings brings great forceful swings,
The other of me, may have curve, like the first...
But only one meaning can help quench a thirst.
One of my meanings will often bring cheers,
Either of them could hold a few beers. that's a good one. What is the answer?

[Doggett]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
that's a good one. What is the answer?

A pitcher. :cool:

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by HollyBeth0321


I got an answer for that!



NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

I'm sorry to hear about that, Holly. :( ;)

[Lackey]

Is Denise Richards related to Reed Richards??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lackey
Is Denise Richards related to Reed Richards?? Yes. It is a little known fact that there is only ONE family in all the world named Richards.

[Octavias]

Don't you ever run out of answers????

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Octavias
Don't you ever run out of answers???? ...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

[esther moffit]

I've always believed I would be the only person I would allow taking my life. How and when will I accomplish this goal?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
I've always believed I would be the only person I would allow taking my life. How and when will I accomplish this goal? By dying whenyour life is through

[esther moffit]

What suicidal technique will I use and when?

[Mindworm]

I've got a question for you Dew..." Why is Woody Allen popular ? I mean why ??? The guy is a joke and hes not funny...

[esther moffit]

Why haven't I heard of The Rondelles until now? Jeebus, they rock!

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What suicidal technique will I use and when? Heart stopping, and when you have had enough

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Heart stopping, and when you have had enough

Heart attack isn't very poet. I prefer something a little more 'hands on'.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mindworm
I've got a question for you Dew..." Why is Woody Allen popular ? I mean why ??? The guy is a joke and hes not funny... Every two weeks Woody mails out 10 $5,000 checks at random to insure that he has a constant fan base. Haven't you recieved yours?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why haven't I heard of The Rondelles until now? Jeebus, they rock! YOu have been living in a cave

[Mindworm]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Every two weeks Woody mails out 10 $5,000 checks at random to insure that he has a constant fan base. Haven't you recieved yours? No,but I have oodles of money.Should I just start a " wake up and smell the coffee Anti-Woody Allen campaign ? " :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit


Heart attack isn't very poet. I prefer something a little more 'hands on'. I never said heart attack. I said you would be stopping your heart. whether you do it by taking drugs or carbon monoxide or hanging yourself is up to you. Now, I am off to bed. Good night all.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Mindworm
No,but I have oodles of money.Should I just start a " wake up and smell the coffee Anti-Woody Allen campaign ? " :confused: Mia Farrow has already done that

[esther moffit]

That sounds cool.

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Mia Farrow has already done that didn't she change the kids names?

and i heard that woody asked his wife as they were haveing sex "whose your daddy?" and she said "you" is that true?

[esther moffit]

If a tree falls in the forest, and lands on a mime, does anyone care?

[esther moffit]

Why are there two ugly men in my tv?

[esther moffit]

http://www.justsaywow.com/IMAGES/Photos/signsend.jpg


If this is true, how do you get to Houghton?

[esther moffit]

Can you identify this book with this extreamly short description? Let's watch. ..


Tom Joad
Our farm has been taken away. Let's go to California.
(They do. On the way, there are calamities, and people DIE, because this is the Great Depression when times were HARD, and it was a struggle just to hold on to one's DIGNITY.

THE END

[esther moffit]

http://www.furnitureporn.com/graphics/out7.jpg

:http://www.furnitureporn.com/graphics/out6.jpg

http://www.furnitureporn.com/graphics/office7.jpg

http://www.furnitureporn.com/graphics/bond4.jpg

http://www.furnitureporn.com/graphics/bond5.jpg


What are. .. these chairs. .. . doing? :eek:

[esther moffit]

Not a question, just figured you'd find it funny. ..

Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother. When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and They were......." and his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny. Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, then tell me the story."

At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again. "Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer."

[esther moffit]

Who is currently the ugliest movie star? Why?

[esther moffit]

Do you feel Leslie Van Houten is no longer a threat to society and should be granted parole? Why or why not?

[esther moffit]

yea, nay or third alternative you'll purposely spew out.

[esther moffit]

I am so tired, why don't I go to bed?

[Spider-Fett]

Dew...does god have feet?

[esther moffit]

What songs make you cry?

[esther moffit]

i just discovered the pleasures of two q-tips at once! ohmigod it's like a whole new world of swabbing. it makes me feel so. .. pleasurably full to twist them and feel them firmly massaging the inside of my head.

why did i not think of this before? gawd, i'm going to go do it again like right now.

will two be enough tomorrow morning after my shower? or will my tolerance grow until i'm fisting my ears with socks on my hands? should i be worried about this?

[esther moffit]

:: sigh :: that was sweet let me tell you. i think i just made love.

anyway, what's a supermodel's worst nightmare?

[esther moffit]

What's a movie you didn't like that everybody else did?

[esther moffit]

Just how big of an idiot is Bill O'Reilly?

[esther moffit]

What do you do when yr angry?

[esther moffit]

innie or outtie?

[esther moffit]

Have you heard about the "bad botox transexual"?

[esther moffit]

When is that child pornography ring mastermind pope bastard going to die already?

[esther moffit]

Do you read the L.A Weekly? Does you like?

[esther moffit]

Do you know the what what?

[Chamber]

Who put the bop in the bop shee bop?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Chamber
Who put the bop in the bop shee bop?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

I asked that like three years ago. Go away, amateur.

Dew's mine :mad: . ..to drool over. .. :( some would call it an infatuation really. ..

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by esther moffit

Dew's mine :mad: . ..to drool over. .. :( some would call it an infatuation really. ..

others would call it homosidal stalking....:p

[esther moffit]

quiet you. :mad:

[LucidParody]

but mr peabody--

[esther moffit]

Tom, have you tried two swabs at once? Doob, it's almost better than sex.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
You have been spending all your time with Ghidra and you KNOW Ghidra and me don't see eye to eye to eye to eye ;)

You know Ghidrah doesn't have any friends! That's why he gets his ass kicked all the time. I feel sorry for him.

If you want a divorce just say so!:mad: :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
didn't she change the kids names?

and i heard that woody asked his wife as they were haveing sex "whose your daddy?" and she said "you" is that true? every word of it

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
If a tree falls in the forest, and lands on a mime, does anyone care? Mrs. Mime and little Mime Jr.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why are there two ugly men in my tv? You are watching the Ugly Man Show

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
http://www.justsaywow.com/IMAGES/Photos/signsend.jpg


If this is true, how do you get to Houghton? easy, you go off the ends of the earth.

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Godzilla


You know Ghidrah doesn't have any friends!

Gamera does. :) Gamera is friend to all the children. :)

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by esther moffit

Dew's mine :mad: . ..to drool over. .. :( some would call it an infatuation really. ..

:mad:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Can you identify this book with this extreamly short description? Let's watch. ..


Tom Joad
Our farm has been taken away. Let's go to California.
(They do. On the way, there are calamities, and people DIE, because this is the Great Depression when times were HARD, and it was a struggle just to hold on to one's DIGNITY.

THE END i dunno i fell asleep reading that inhigh school

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit



What are. .. these chairs. .. . doing? :eek: making little footstools

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Who is currently the ugliest movie star? Why? Slyvester Stallone, because he has an ugly personality

[Doggett]

How do you feel about this man:


http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=19080

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Do you feel Leslie Van Houten is no longer a threat to society and should be granted parole? Why or why not? All of Charlie's Disciples should stay where they are. Squeaky stabbed my uncle in the thigh

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
yea, nay or third alternative you'll purposely spew out. i abstain

[LucidParody]

do you like clowns?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
I am so tired, why don't I go to bed? internet addicition has its fingers in your brain

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Dew...does god have feet? no, he lost them to gangrene. It was very sad, but you should see his kick ass wheel chair

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What songs make you cry? sad ones

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
i just discovered the pleasures of two q-tips at once! ohmigod it's like a whole new world of swabbing. it makes me feel so. .. pleasurably full to twist them and feel them firmly massaging the inside of my head.

why did i not think of this before? gawd, i'm going to go do it again like right now.

will two be enough tomorrow morning after my shower? or will my tolerance grow until i'm fisting my ears with socks on my hands? should i be worried about this? That amongst other things

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
:: sigh :: that was sweet let me tell you. i think i just made love.

anyway, what's a supermodel's worst nightmare? being forced to eat more than one grape in a sitting

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's a movie you didn't like that everybody else did? Lost in Space

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Just how big of an idiot is Bill O'Reilly? pretty big I guess, I don't know him

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What do you do when yr angry? cry

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
innie or outtie? innie

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Lost in Space

I wouldn't exactly say everyone else liked that movie Dew. I know a lot of people who hated it.

[S.I.G.]

Do you still love me just slightly better than Cherry Coke? (Considering it's pretty damn good, clearly accepting no more love than your love for Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola being the perfect drink.) :)

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
Do you still love me just slightly better than Cherry Coke? (Considering it's pretty damn good, clearly accepting no more love than your love for Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola being the perfect drink.) :)

She loves me!:mad: I think:(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Have you heard about the "bad botox transexual"? no, do tell

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
When is that child pornography ring mastermind pope bastard going to die already? never

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Do you read the L.A Weekly? Does you like? no

[Cyclops]

What's your favorite ride at DisneyWorld? Everybody's got at least one.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Do you know the what what? No, but i will give you a whoop whoop

[Doggett]

What will you do when esther moffit runs out of questions?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
How do you feel about this man:


http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=19080 I don't know him personally, but he seems like an ok Joe

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
do you like clowns? NO!

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
NO!

why not?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla


I wouldn't exactly say everyone else liked that movie Dew. I know a lot of people who hated it. Oh I thought the question was what movie did I like that everyone else hated. If it is te other way around, I hated titanic and everyone else loved it.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
Do you still love me just slightly better than Cherry Coke? (Considering it's pretty damn good, clearly accepting no more love than your love for Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola being the perfect drink.) :) I love you just slightly more than Cherry Coke as long as you long me more than Dr. Pepper

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
What's your favorite ride at DisneyWorld? Everybody's got at least one. Never been to Disney World (though it opened the exact day of my birth) but at Disney land I love Pirates of the Caribean and The Haunted Mansion, though all rides plae in comparison to the Indiana Jones Adventure

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
What will you do when esther moffit runs out of questions? that time will never come

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Oh I thought the question was what movie did I like that everyone else hated. If it is te other way around, I hated titanic and everyone else loved it.

I liked Lost in Space too. :(

Everyone gives me hell about it.

[Godzilla]

I'm a little confused on this subject. Are you a Thunder-Thunder-Thundercat's HO?;)

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I love you just slightly more than Cherry Coke as long as you long me more than Dr. Pepper

awwwww. Of course. :)

But i dont love yu mre that warm Dr. Pooper. Sorry. ;) :)

[Cyclops]

I have the movie on VHS myself. I liked it. It wasn't as fun as the old TV series, but it was still pretty cool nonetheless.

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Godzilla


I liked Lost in Space too. :(

Everyone gives me hell about it.

I always thuoght she liked it cause it was bad.;)

Me, i saw it in the theater and so i will always hate that movie. I like watchin the old Lost in Space tho because it is bad too. :)

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Cyclops
I have the movie on VHS myself. I liked it. It wasn't as fun as the old TV series, but it was still pretty cool nonetheless.
On no not YOU TOO! :mad: :D

Hehe. Yeah of course the BEST part of the whole movie was the techno theme song at the end. :) :D

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Cyclops
I have the movie on VHS myself. I liked it. It wasn't as fun as the old TV series, but it was still pretty cool nonetheless.

The TV series rocked!

"Danger Will Robinson Danger" (http://web2.airmail.net/pokeys/lost_in_space)

http://www.modempool.com/joeyd/images/b-9benchpress.gif

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no, do tell

all f u c k i n g weekend i have been hearing about this crime scandal involving 3 fake doctors who had a cosmetic surgery practice involving bad botox. all these people got really f u c k e d up. and the police arrested 2 of the doctors and the third is still at large.

but the only description they keep giving of the third is "a transexual named natasha." "still at large, the third doctor who is described as a transexual named natasha."

what the f u c k? we all know what transexuals look like, so no need to describe height, skin color, hair color, et cetera. .. and obviously there are so few transexuals that if you say its "natasha" those of us who know them, know exactly who you are talking about. :rolleyes:

[Chamber]

TV QUESTIONS

The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was __________________.


In 1933, this animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.

MTV first aired at 12:01 AM on August 1, 1981. The first video was _______________ by ____________.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on ____________

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a __________ somewhere.

[Mindworm]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Just how big of an idiot is Bill O'Reilly? He's not an idiot he's a bloody genius :D

[Mindworm]

Originally posted by Chamber
TV QUESTIONS

The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was __Madeline Kahn in 1976 ( I think )________________.


In 1933, this animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters. Mickey Mouse

MTV first aired at 12:01 AM on August 1, 1981. The first video was ___Video Killed The Radio Star____________ by _____Boggles_______.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on _I Love Lucy___( I think )________

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a __picture of Superman________ somewhere. Pardon me Dew, let me get these.....:D I love trivia..By the way its not neccesarily a picture of Superman....he also had mugs,statues,and comic books.

[Doggett]

Why is Bigfoot so camera shy?

[Godzilla]

Why doesn't Nessie (the Loch Ness Monster) want to go out with me?

[Godzilla]

Will Elvis ever come back?

[LucidParody]

how come the females of snl never go on to be big stars?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by LucidParody
how come the females of snl never go on to be big stars?

What about Julia Luis Dreyfus?

SEINFELD

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Godzilla


What about Julia Luis Dreyfus?

SEINFELD

that's a big star? :confused:

[Cyclops]

Gilda should'a been a big star... too bad she died. :(

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by LucidParody


that's a big star? :confused:

Seinfeld was ranked TV Guides #1 show of all time!

That reminds me...DEW! How come Get Smart or Mystery Science Theater 3000 wasn't on TV Guides top 50 list? Will you go kill them for me?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


why not? Clown killed my sister

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Clown killed my sister

im sorry :(

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Godzilla


Seinfeld was ranked TV Guides #1 show of all time!

That reminds me...DEW! How come Get Smart or Mystery Science Theater 3000 wasn't on TV Guides top 50 list? Will you go kill them for me?

'eh, i dont consider her a big star. maybe mediocore at best...if she was to go off and do her own sitcom...oh wait she did, and look waht happened...

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla
I'm a little confused on this subject. Are you a Thunder-Thunder-Thundercat's HO?;) No, though I was once hit on by Larry Linney who does the voice of Lion-O

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
TV QUESTIONS

The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was __________________. Me


In 1933, this animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters. Betty Boop or Bugs Bunny

MTV first aired at 12:01 AM on August 1, 1981. The first video was _______________ by ____________.
Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles. I was watching it. I was 8 years old.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on ____________
Leave it to Beaver, the episode 'captain Jack' which was supposed to be the 1st episode or the series, but was moved back in the rotation because of the concerns involved with showing a toilet on tv
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a __________ somewhere. Superman

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
Why is Bigfoot so camera shy? Bad hair day

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by LucidParody


'eh, i dont consider her a big star. maybe mediocore at best...if she was to go off and do her own sitcom...oh wait she did, and look waht happened...

Actually hers was the most popular of all other sitcoms that were spun off with Seinfeld actors.

The Michael Richards Show, the Tick, and that one with Jason Alexander were all flops.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Why doesn't Nessie (the Loch Ness Monster) want to go out with me? She had a bad break up with rodan

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Will Elvis ever come back? Back? he never left. He is working at a gas station in Tuscaloosa

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
how come the females of snl never go on to be big stars? I dunno, but notice they don't die of drug overdoses either

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I dunno, but notice they don't die of drug overdoses either

Well you have to think. What kind of big movie deals would you get after scetches like It's Pat?:rolleyes:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla


Seinfeld was ranked TV Guides #1 show of all time!

That reminds me...DEW! How come Get Smart or Mystery Science Theater 3000 wasn't on TV Guides top 50 list? Will you go kill them for me? TV Guide is worthless, I will be happy to go kill them

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I dunno, but notice they don't die of drug overdoses either

man, dont they have any fun at all??

[Godzilla]

Admit it Dew! You cried during the Lion King! Just like the rest of us!:p

[Cyclops]

Originally posted by Godzilla


Actually hers was the most popular of all other sitcoms that were spun off with Seinfeld actors.

The Michael Richards Show, the Tick, and that one with Jason Alexander were all flops.

Popular shmopular. It was still about as funny as the Local Government Access station.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Cyclops


Popular shmopular. It was still about as funny as the Local Government Access station.

I was just saying. I never watched any of those except the Tick.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
She had a bad break up with rodan

Could you talk to her? Girl to girl. I'm lonely. I need a gal pal.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Admit it Dew! You cried during the Lion King! Just like the rest of us!:p Actually the only Disney cartoon to make me cry was Lilo and Stitch

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Godzilla


I was just saying. I never watched any of those except the Tick.

i liked the tick...i wish there was some more action though. i bet if it came out now, it'd be a hit :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla


Could you talk to her? Girl to girl. I'm lonely. I need a gal pal. I'll give it a shot

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by LucidParody


i liked the tick...i wish there was some more action though. i bet if it came out now, it'd be a hit :D

They should have had him say SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! in the last episode.:(

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Godzilla


They should have had him say SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! in the last episode.:(

ohh man they didnt even have that?? :(

i never got to watch all the episodes...

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I'll give it a shot :) Give me feedback on that.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


i liked the tick...i wish there was some more action though. i bet if it came out now, it'd be a hit :D I personally feel the same way about the old Max Headroom tv show. If it came out now, it'd be a blockbuster

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I personally feel the same way about the old Max Headroom tv show. If it came out now, it'd be a blockbuster

when did that come out? :confused:

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Originally posted by LucidParody


i liked the tick...i wish there was some more action though. i bet if it came out now, it'd be a hit :D

Yeah, they sorta focused more on the everyday lives of the heroes, rather than crime fighting.

[Doggett]

What makes goldfish such popular pets? Is watching a fish swim endlessly that entertaining?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


when did that come out? :confused: The mid 80's

Matt Frewer played Edison Carter, an investigative reporter who found out that his own tv station was producing commercials so compressed that the imagry caused obese viewers to explode. He was discovered to have this knowledge and in his escape, was knocked off his motorcycle into a entry sign that read "Max Headroom 7 feet" Taken to a computer genius, the media corp tried to extract the memories of the deadly 'blip-verts' from Edison's head, and the damaged computer file, nicknamed max headroom because of its first words, grew into an artificial intelligence. Max and Edison survived the attack to discover many other devious plots in the Media controlled world 15 minutes in the future.

man, it was the best show ever!

[LucidParody]

that sounds freaky :eek:

[Man w 0 Fear]

Do you remember the TV show 'Herman's Head' that was on a while ago?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Man w 0 Fear
Do you remember the TV show 'Herman's Head' that was on a while ago?

I remember that! It had whatshername who does the voice of Lisa on the Simpsons.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
What makes goldfish such popular pets? Is watching a fish swim endlessly that entertaining? no, but the fact that they cost a quarter at the pet store and are easily flushed away makes them appealing

[Man w 0 Fear]

Originally posted by Godzilla


I remember that! It had whatshername who does the voice of Lisa on the Simpsons. Is your name Dew?! :mad: ;) :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Man w 0 Fear
Do you remember the TV show 'Herman's Head' that was on a while ago? Yeah where we saw the four aspects of the man's thought processes in personified form. It also had Hank Azaria in it

[Man w 0 Fear]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Yeah where we saw the four aspects of the man's thought processes in personified form. It also had Hank Azaria in it What was with that show?

PS - Hank Azaria was the nerdy one right?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Man w 0 Fear
Is your name Dew?! :mad: ;) :D actually his name is Dew. It is his secret shame.

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Man w 0 Fear
What was with that show?

PS - Hank Azaria was the nerdy one right?

hank azaria is APU!!!! :D

[Man w 0 Fear]

Originally posted by LucidParody


hank azaria is APU!!!! :D He's more than Apu... I think he plays 12 characters or so. Including Professor Frink :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Man w 0 Fear
What was with that show?

PS - Hank Azaria was the nerdy one right? No, he was Herman's best friend, the sleazy guy

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
actually his name is Dew. It is his secret shame.

That's why I changed it to Godzilla. The Hype already had a Dew.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by LucidParody


hank azaria is APU!!!! :D

He is also this guy...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120685/8

Three guess on which movie this came from!;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla


He is also this guy...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120685/8

Three guess on which movie this came from!;) Don't step on HANK!

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Don't step on HANK!

Don't yell at me! I wasn't even in that movie!

[Lazarus440]

why can't jews eat pork?

[Doggett]

Is jaywalking really a bad thing?

[Cyclops]

When does the hurting stop? When do the stupid ones stop filing in? When, Dew, when?!??!?

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
No, he was Herman's best friend, the sleazy guy

Yeah and LIsa was the wise-cracking secretary. :) Also, the guy who played Herman was the guy who took over the role of Andrew Mcarthy's character in "Mannequin 2: On the Move" :) NOT starring Kim Catrell.

[esther moffit]

Do letter carriers get their own mail? If not, do you find it odd letter carriers deliver mail of other letter carriers? What's with that noise?

[esther moffit]

Once and for all, who is the king of late night?

[esther moffit]

So what's so wrong with hippies?

[esther moffit]

do you love octopi?

[Mindworm]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Once and for all, who is the king of late night? CONAN O BRIEN !!!!!! funniest ever....er,sorry Lucid... :D

[esther moffit]

Why do you hate Ani DiFranco?

[esther moffit]

Do you wear make-up? Why or why not?

[esther moffit]

What is your definition of activism?

[esther moffit]

Who is yr favorite Lost Boy and Pirate?

[esther moffit]

Have you tried Quorn? If so, do you like it?

[esther moffit]

What do you call the three daily meals?

[esther moffit]

What is your scientific acronym? Find out and see:

http://brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=amy

[esther moffit]

what were you doing this time last year?

[esther moffit]

Spiritual, Religious, or None of the Above?

[esther moffit]

hellcat or horsekitty?

[esther moffit]

How would you describe Nashville pussy?

[esther moffit]

How would you recommend getting Manic Panic out of my hair?

[esther moffit]

When is it sex versus fooling around?

[esther moffit]

Is body piercing appealing to you? If so, which?

[esther moffit]

What is yr favourite kind of zine?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
why can't jews eat pork? The Hog Father made Moses an offer he couldn't refuse

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
Is jaywalking really a bad thing? It is if you happen to be Jay.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
When does the hurting stop? When do the stupid ones stop filing in? When, Dew, when?!??!? It doesn't stop. Just relax and breathe deep and take a big swig of the bottle I am passing to you.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Do letter carriers get their own mail? If not, do you find it odd letter carriers deliver mail of other letter carriers? What's with that noise? My aunts are letter carriers

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Once and for all, who is the king of late night? His name was Torgo and he lived on the moon

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
So what's so wrong with hippies? Nothing, my dad is a hippie still

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
do you love octopi? I have been fond of them since my baby sister used to call them Osh-a-push and she had the cutest stuffed one.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why do you hate Ani DiFranco? I don't know who she is, therefore she must die

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Do you wear make-up? Why or why not? very rarely. I am too lazy to put it on.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What is your definition of activism? A substandard game system....oh, wait that was actiVISION. Sorry. My bad.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Who is yr favorite Lost Boy and Pirate? I hated the lost Boys. i was once in a play of Peter Pan, a huge musical and the indians were girls chasing the pirates for husbands. I was Azusa, the oldest ugliest indian. I had a fake nose, and a padded chest and uneven braids. At the end, I was married off to captain Hook as his punishment, so I guess my answer would have to be....um...what was the question? I got sidetracked.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Have you tried Quorn? If so, do you like it? never heard of it

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What do you call the three daily meals? leftovers, take-out and midnight snack