Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Lactophiliac]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
dew your trying to seduce me aren't you?

Why would she waste time seducing someone who's sickened by vaginas?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lactophiliac
How come I have to sleep now? Because it is bed time

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
dew your trying to seduce me aren't you? No, no a thousand times no

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SpideyInATree
You drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. WHY IS THAT?!?

:mad: I live in LA. We park on the parkways as stupid rubberneckers look at the morons who crash their SUVs while talking on their cell phones

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
What exactly will Superman do if you tug on his cape? punch you in the teeth. He did it to my sister and no she "talkth like thith"

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Why won't this thread die? This is the thread that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Some people started posting it, not knowing what it was and they keep on posting it, and posting it because this is the thread that never ends...;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by DragnFire22
How many insects die every second? 123, 098, 745.8745

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lactophiliac
Why are ninjas so damn cool? Because they can kill the pirates

[Dew k. Mosi]

I have a splinter in my finger

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I have a splinter in my finger

A date with me will take that splinter right out of yr finger and straight into yr heart.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit


A date with me will take that splinter right out of yr finger and straight into yr heart. I don't want a splinter in my heart. It would hurt

[Lactophiliac]

esther moffit we finally met, your reputation proceeds you. I challenge you to a duel of questions....

Why is it called the funny bone when it is neither funny nor a bone?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lactophiliac
esther moffit we finally met, your reputation proceeds you. I challenge you to a duel of questions....

Why is it called the funny bone when it is neither funny nor a ' bone? Because its scientific name is the 'humerous" (though my spelling might be off on that)

[esther moffit]

A duel of questions, sir? Have you seen the last fifteen pages of this thread? :p

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I don't want a splinter in my heart. It would hurt

Yes, it would hurt, but feel so good. ;)

[Lactophiliac]

Originally posted by esther moffit
A duel of questions, sir? Have you seen the last fifteen pages of this thread? :p

I have but it's means nothing, because the duel starts now. :mad:

Why did Sarah Michelle Gellar get together with Freddie Prince Jr?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lactophiliac


I have but it's means nothing, because the duel starts now. :mad:

Why did Sarah Michelle Gellar get together with Freddie Prince Jr? because they stared in a movie together and they are too high schoolish to NOT get together. remember every highschool Romeo ended up dating his Juliet? :rolleyes: I always played Tybalt

[m0dr0cker]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
because they stared in a movie together and they are too high schoolish to NOT get together. remember every highschool Romeo ended up dating his Juliet? :rolleyes: I always played Tybalt

My only on-stage appearance was as a ginger-bread cookie in Hansel and Gretel. I had to stand still for 20 minutes.

I hated my elementary school.

[esther moffit]

When will the cows finally come home?

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by m0dr0cker


My only on-stage appearance was as a ginger-bread cookie in Hansel and Gretel. I had to stand still for 20 minutes.

I hated my elementary school.
i got that beat i got kicked out of a church play. i had to be a sheperd and well He-Man was big back then and i use my staff as sword held it over my head and yeld "i have the power" real loud.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
When will the cows finally come home? when the swallows come back to Capistrano

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440

i got that beat i got kicked out of a church play. i had to be a sheperd and well He-Man was big back then and i use my staff as sword held it over my head and yeld "i have the power" real loud. My first play was in 1st grade. I was "the Littlest Angel" in "The Littlest Angel" based on the book. I wore a white t-shirt and a halo made of christmas tinsel and had no lines even if I was supposed to be the star.

[Dew k. Mosi]

I don't feel good today :(

[LucidParody]

when will dragonfire stop spamming?

and why dont you feel good?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
when will dragonfire stop spamming?

and why dont you feel good? Dragonfire will never stop the spam and today is a sad day so I don't feel good

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I don't feel good today :(


http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/tweetz/hug2.gifhttp://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/constrector/pink&lovely.gif

[Chamber]

why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

why is "abbreviated" is such a long word?

why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

why isnt there a mouse-flavored cat food?

who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

why don't theymake the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

[Chamber]

BUMP

[Chamber]

Originally posted by Chamber
BUMP
yeah, that again

[esther moffit]

geez. I was going to ask questions but Chamber's got the monopoly on this thread tonight. :(

[Lazarus440]

dew i was going to have a part for you and i just wanted to know, did you say that you wanted; rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists. or not?

[kritic]

Should I drink my ovaltine?

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by kritic
Should I drink my ovaltine? is that ***** anne trying to push it on you too?:mad:

[esther moffit]

woo hoo! Fifteen hundred posts. What a ride. It's only appropriate I share this moment with the Empress, who is responsible for the rapid pace of this achievement.

Dew owns my pie. .. and heart, too, I guess.

[Lazarus440]

http://www.spencergifts.com/sg_assets/images/product/normal/00471284.jpg
http://www.spencergifts.com/sg_assets/images/product/large/00623959.x.jpg
http://www.spencergifts.com/sg_assets/images/product/normal/00558080.jpg
do you sell any of this stuff?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?Because it bleaches the hair and cooks the meat

why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed??Opening the mouth pulls the skin tight and widens the eyes, giving easier access to the lower lashes



why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
?Because the psychics speak english and are under the age of 88


why is "abbreviated" is such a long word??Thank you George Carlin



why do doctors call what they do "practice"??Practice makes perfect



why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?? Bill Gates sucks



why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons??
its the fault of the lemon Lobby


why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?? Because you are a fool and you and your money shall soon be parted



why isnt there a mouse-flavored cat food??
It is. Its call mice.


who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?? dogs



why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes??God was watching



why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
?Wouldn't want the ACLU on your ass now would you


why don't theymake the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ??
It would be too heavy to fly


why dont sheep shrink when it rains??
they do


why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together??Because you live 'apart' from your mother



if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress??what do you think?



why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? Because "Plane Taker Offer Place" sounded stupid.

Will you all come up with original questions. George Carlin's entire act will be in this thread soon.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
dew i was going to have a part for you and i just wanted to know, did you say that you wanted; rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists. or not? Um....what are you talking about?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by kritic
Should I drink my ovaltine? No Ovaltine causes seizures in lab rats. Its a fact. Nestle Quik sent me a pamphlet

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.spencergifts.com/sg_assets/images/product/normal/00471284.jpg
http://www.spencergifts.com/sg_assets/images/product/large/00623959.x.jpg
http://www.spencergifts.com/sg_assets/images/product/normal/00558080.jpg
do you sell any of this stuff? We sell all those things. We even have the dice written in spanish

[comicgirl]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
We sell all those things. We even have the dice written in spanish do the dice vibrate.???

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by comicgirl
do the dice vibrate.??? No they do not.

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by comicgirl
do the dice vibrate.???
why would you want it to?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440

why would you want it to? you'd be amazed

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
you'd be amazed well they do have anal beeds.

[Dew k. Mosi]

we have a whole section on that

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
we have a whole section on that and to think the closest that we get to that at my work is the homer and krusty soap on a rope.

[Dew k. Mosi]

We hae a soap on a rope that is shaped like a penis

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
We hae a soap on a rope that is shaped like a penis why? soap on a rope goes aroung your neck and why would you want to get soap in your mouth. and to put in other holes would defeat the purpose of haveing it on a rope. wouldn't it?

[Zen]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Endless

:eek: :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
why? soap on a rope goes aroung your neck and why would you want to get soap in your mouth. and to put in other holes would defeat the purpose of haveing it on a rope. wouldn't it? Beats me, I don't question. I just sell it.

[Chamber]

WHO stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Whats one recent movie that isnt Spider-man that had William Dafoe in it?

Whats one recent movie that isnt Spider-man that had Tobey Maguire in it?

Whats one recent movie that isnt Spider-man that had Kirsten Dunst in it?

How long is the average life of a taste bud?

Relative to size, whats the strongest muscle in the body?

Papaphobia is the fear of what?

The Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" translates to what in Chinese?

In Chinese, the words "crisis" and what are pronounced and spelt the same ?

How many letters in the Hawaiian alphabet?

The average woman consumes how many pounds of lipstick in her lifetime?

Are you happy?

Do you know it?

Will you clap your hands?

Why am I asking so many questions?

Should I stop?

I'm gonna stop ok?








Chamber Out

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber
WHO stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Chamber stole the cookies from the cookie jar
Whats one recent movie that isnt Spider-man that had William Dafoe in it?Existenz

Whats one recent movie that isnt Spider-man that had Tobey Maguire in it?
Cats and Dog
Whats one recent movie that isnt Spider-man that had Kirsten Dunst in it?probably some chick flick

How long is the average life of a taste bud?
until it tastes my super-spicy poverty casserole
Relative to size, whats the strongest muscle in the body?well, according to my last boyfriend...

Papaphobia is the fear of what? the leader of the smurfs

The Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" translates to what in Chinese? "I swear its not dog"

In Chinese, the words "crisis" and what are pronounced and spelt the same ?Mother-In-Law

How many letters in the Hawaiian alphabet?1.9 billion

The average woman consumes how many pounds of lipstick in her lifetime? I dunno, I am on a chapstick diet

Are you happy?no

Do you know it?yes

Will you clap your hands? no, but I will stamp my feet

Why am I asking so many questions?
you are bored
Should I stop?if you like

I'm gonna stop ok?

Chamber Out no skin of my nose

[Godzilla]

Why are you so nice to me Dew?:)

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Watsupwitdat?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Why are you so nice to me Dew?:) You are big enough to hurt me

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Hurt the all powerful DEW? No way....

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by The Amazing Spider-Man
Watsupwitdat? *licks*

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
You are big enough to hurt me

I wouldn't hurt you Dew. I like you. You're nice.:)

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Oooooohhhhh.;) :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
Hurt the all powerful DEW? No way.... I am as susceptible to death beneath the foot of a giant lizard as the next girl

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla


I wouldn't hurt you Dew. I like you. You're nice.:) :mad: I am not nice. Why does everyone think that?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
:mad: I am not nice. Why does everyone think that?

Because you're the nicest evildoer we've ever met.:)

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Like Mojojojo!

[Godzilla]

Why is it whenever I'm nice to people they're always mean to me?

You're the only one Dew.:(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Why is it whenever I'm nice to people they're always mean to me?

You're the only one Dew.:( Because people suck

[Scarlet spidey]

Man
Why does my foot itch all the time?
And when I tich it why does puss come out?
And then why does my toe turn black and fall off all the time?

[esther moffit]

I got Sleater-Kinney's new record today! You wanna listen to it? Cuz Sleater-Kinney's coming to L.A is September and coincidently so am I.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
Man
Why does my foot itch all the time?
And when I tich it why does puss come out?
And then why does my toe turn black and fall off all the time? Because you are dead and have been rotting for some time now

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
I got Sleater-Kinney's new record today! You wanna listen to it? Cuz Sleater-Kinney's coming to L.A is September and coincidently so am I. Pop into my store

[Lazarus440]

is the word He-Man Redundant?

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
is the word He-Man Redundant?

along those same lines, isnt she-b**** reduntant too? ;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
is the word He-Man Redundant? no, because I have known many 'He's that were less then men ;)

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Pop into my store

Where's yr store?

[Lazarus440]

If a bi-sexual were to turn up missing... Would they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit


Where's yr store? Old Town Pasadena, 20 minutes outta LA

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Old Town Pasadena, 20 minutes outta LA

is Old Town Pasadena like a shopping area?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
If a bi-sexual were to turn up missing... Would they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half? no

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit


is Old Town Pasadena like a shopping area? Yeah its the tourist district of Pasadena. We are on colorado Blvd.

[esther moffit]

ohmigod Dew is asking me out kind of. :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
ohmigod Dew is asking me out kind of. :) WHATever ;)

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
WHATever ;)

This is why Dew is the Empress, fellows.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit


This is why Dew is the Empress, fellows. Last edited by Dew k. Mosi on 08-12-2002 at 07:38 PM

No this is why I am the Empress

[Lazarus440]

why did that fat guy sue the fast food chain?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
why did that fat guy sue the fast food chain? Sounds like a joke. Why?

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Sounds like a joke. Why? no its a true strory some guy in NY got fat after he eat at nothing but fast food places for like over half his life and now hes sueing the fast food chains for making him fat. why would he do that its not like they made him eat the food.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
no its a true strory some guy in NY got fat after he eat at nothing but fast food places for like over half his life and now hes sueing the fast food chains for making him fat. why would he do that its not like they made him eat the food. Because everyone wants a free ride

[Dew k. Mosi]

I am falling asleep sitting here and it is ONLY 6 pm :(

[LucidParody]

isnt the hype satchel the coolest product hype is selling? :D

[MadamWeb]

dew, you remind me of my grandma..
umm dew, why am i bitter today?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
isnt the hype satchel the coolest product hype is selling? :D I think so. I would like one. Anyone wanna buy me one?

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I think so. I would like one. Anyone wanna buy me one?

HEY! we ask the questions in this thread!

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by MadamWeb
dew, you remind me of my grandma..
umm dew, why am i bitter today? you are just a *****, maybe?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


HEY! we ask the questions in this thread! Pfft to you

[esther moffit]

Why is MadamWab such an attention whore?

[Chamber]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi

Chamber stole the cookies from the cookie jar


Who me?

[Matt]

Is Mindworm also Forevershiningkniht?

[esther moffit]

Which one of us hypers amuses you the most, yr Highness?

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
you are just a *****, maybe?

oh i love you. :)

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by masteryoda


oh i love you. :)

watch it, buddy, she's my infatuation. :mad:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why is MadamWab such an attention whore? It happens sometimes.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber


Who me? yes, you

[Chamber]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
yes, you

Couldn't be

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt
Is Mindworm also Forevershiningkniht? I-I-I-I'll Never te-e-e-e-ell

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Chamber


Couldn't be Then, who?

[Matt]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I-I-I-I'll Never te-e-e-e-ell

Can you really resist this face?:D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Which one of us hypers amuses you the most, yr Highness? Myself

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by masteryoda


oh i love you. :) I love you too :)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt


Can you really resist this face?:D um........yep

[Matt]

what about this face?


http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/123/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Specials/Childstars/Images/1a.jpg

[Chamber]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Then, who?

ESTHER stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I love you too :)

you hear that sig?

buk u
dew luvs me
not u.
:mad: :bomb:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt
what about this face?


http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/123/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Specials/Childstars/Images/1a.jpg He punched me once and I kicked his ass. I resisted him them and I will resist him now.

[Matt]

Well, I pity the fool who resists this face!


http://www.nd.edu/~anelson/mr%20T.jpg

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt
Well, I pity the fool who resists this face!


http://www.nd.edu/~anelson/mr%20T.jpg He punched me once and I kicked his ass. I resisted him them and I will resist him now.

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
He punched me once and I kicked his ass. I resisted him them and I will resist him now.

what about the borg? i hear resistance is futile...

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


what about the borg? i hear resistance is futile... I am Dew-cutus of the borg.

[esther moffit]

Why is Malice being a bum hole and not change my title? Alls I want is to be Peter Pan's second-in-command.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why is Malice being a bum hole and not change my title? Alls I want is to be Peter Pan's second-in-command. You need to have 5000 posts for. The only people under that amount are moderators. I am sorry. 'Tis the rules. I didn't have a special title until I was over 5000 posts

[esther moffit]

yeah, but i'm esther moffit.

i should get my way. i always do.

[esther moffit]

how about making me a moderator? mirko or his lap dog could make me a forum for just you and me.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
yeah, but i'm esther moffit.

i should get my way. i always do. Not this time. I am nice and a push over. Malice is a strict enforcer of the rules.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
how about making me a moderator? mirko or his lap dog could make me a forum for just you and me. Evenn less likely

[Empusae]

Originally posted by esther moffit
how about making me a moderator? mirko or his lap dog could make me a forum for just you and me.

From what I have read it is just far more likely that I extrude simians from my rectum than that happening.

[esther moffit]

Watch it, newbie. :p

[LucidParody]

answer this:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/bz/2002/bz020814.gif

[esther moffit]

Dew can you please tell Lucid that Pathetic Geek Stories is the best comic strip this side of Tom Tomorrow.

http://www.monsterbit.com/stammer/aug97/pgstory.gif

[Empusae]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Watch it, newbie. :p

*Bows to your wisdom and power*

It was more a statement saying that its more likely you are going to be made a cop on the spot by pissing on a cops shoes than you will be made a Mod by pissing off Malice. . .

Just an opinion.

[LucidParody]

http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/images/getfuzzy2003047620814.gif

dew, why cant esther understand that getfuzzy is the snizzle?

i mean it's right infront of your face. the cat that hates everything, the stupid dog and the dood who went to 'lowe tech'... :D

[esther moffit]

Originally posted by Empusae


*Bows to your wisdom and power*

It was more a statement saying that its more likely you are going to be made a cop on the spot by pissing on a cops shoes than you will be made a Mod by pissing off Malice. . .

Just an opinion.

I don't want to be a mod, Empusae. gawd, that would be so boring.

Tom, Pathetic Geek Stories by Maria Sullivan. The Modern World by Tom Tomorrow!

http://www.sfbg.com/36/27/tom.jpg

[esther moffit]

What's the answer to my signature, Dewdrop?

[MadamWeb]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
you are just a *****, maybe?
interesting thought, dew...interesting.

[Blight]

Which Hypester is in dire need of spankin'? :confused:

[LucidParody]

batman?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
answer this:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/bz/2002/bz020814.gif I can't. He's not talking to me.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's the answer to my signature, Dewdrop? dew k. mosi + esther moffit = hell freezing over

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
Which Hypester is in dire need of spankin'? :confused: none. They would like it too much.

[Edward Brock]

how come you're not a mod:confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Edward Brock
how come you're not a mod:confused: Because I am an adminstrator

[Blight]

Hi Dew! How's the world treatin' yah? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
Hi Dew! How's the world treatin' yah? :confused: Like a cat treats the litter box. Thanks for asking.

[Edward Brock]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Because I am an adminstrator http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/Eyecrazy.gif

[LucidParody]

what's the difference between a mod and an adminstrator? :confused:

[Blight]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Like a cat treats the litter box. Thanks for asking. :( That sucks :( Do anything fun lately? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
what's the difference between a mod and an adminstrator? :confused: a mod is in charge of one forum. I can do those same duties all over the board. I am also authorised to put users on probation or straight out ban them

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
:( That sucks :( Do anything fun lately? :confused: I went and saw a couple of plays my friends directed. Othello and Taming of the Shrew

[masteryoda]

what's the differance between black people and white people?

[LucidParody]

dew, how many times have you been asked the woodchuck question?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by masteryoda
what's the differance between black people and white people? Once you go white, you never are right

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?


AND


Was Carlos Castaneda on to something, or just tweeked out?


AND


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Because Spain's weather is controlled with satellites.

Yes

And, the answer remains 5

[Cyclops]

You can't expect a guy to read through 50-plus pages of esther moffitt-drivel to find the answer to that, though.

How come Sean Astin looks nothing like his dad?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
dew, how many times have you been asked the woodchuck question? every five or six pages

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
You can't expect a guy to read through 50-plus pages of esther moffitt-drivel to find the answer to that, though.

How come Sean Astin looks nothing like his dad? Because as an infant he saw what he would look like and dashed his face into the wall over and over again until plastic surgery was necessary

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Once you go white, you never are right


not bad. but i was looking for black people have names like lenny and white people have names like carl. ;) :D

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka

Who makes the satellites?

Yes to what?

Does 5 apply to the Siberian Woodchuck? Heatmiser and Coldmiser

Yes to Was Carlos Castaneda on to something, or just tweeked out?


the Siberian woodchuck is JUST as chucky as an american one, you bigot

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by masteryoda



not bad. but i was looking for black people have names like lenny and white people have names like carl. ;) :D I surely can't give you the answers you expect

[Octavias]

Dew almost has 15,000 posts, does that mean she gets three custom titles

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Octavias
Dew almost has 15,000 posts, does that mean she gets three custom titles No, Mirko and Malice just pitch in and buy me a snazzy Hype Satchel :)

[Lazarus440]

dew, do you think this is funny?

http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/oth5.jpg

[Lazarus440]

http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/oth11.jpg
what about this one is it funny?

[Octavias]

we all know Lazyass440 is the hands down most sexually obsessed poster in the hype, is there any chance he'll ever get laid??????:D :D

[Lazarus440]

http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/oops5.jpg
dew how about this one?

[Lazarus440]

http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/oops20.jpg
don't you work there dew?

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Octavias
we all know Lazyass440 is the hands down most sexually obsessed poster in the hype, is there any chance he'll ever get laid??????:D :D
i had sex last night with your mom and she didn't seem to mind.

[Lazarus440]

is it me or does-

joseph lieberman
http://lieberman.senate.gov/newsite/new_portrait.jpg
looks a lot like

empire palpatine
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/palpatine/img/movie_bg.jpg

from star wars.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
dew, do you think this is funny?

http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/oth5.jpg Not particularly

[Blight]

Does esther moffit scare the poo poo out of you? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/oth11.jpg
what about this one is it funny? nope

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Octavias
we all know Lazyass440 is the hands down most sexually obsessed poster in the hype, is there any chance he'll ever get laid??????:D :D nope

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/oops5.jpg
dew how about this one? still nope

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/oops20.jpg
don't you work there dew? actually, that does look a lot like our store front :eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
is it me or does-

joseph lieberman
http://lieberman.senate.gov/newsite/new_portrait.jpg
looks a lot like

empire palpatine
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/palpatine/img/movie_bg.jpg

from star wars.

Now THAT is funny

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
Does esther moffit scare the poo poo out of you? :confused: not really

[Scarlet spidey]

How many TV's do you own?
And
Do you like Water?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
How many TV's do you own?
And
Do you like Water? I own one tv. it is in my bedroom where I spend most of my time and is required to be on for me to be able to sleep.

I like water, but i don't like to swim unless I have scuba gear or a snorkel.

[Blight]

Do you like people? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
Do you like people? :confused: not particularly

[Blight]

What about furry kittens? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
What about furry kittens? :confused: Them I love. Sweet wittle kitties

[Blight]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Them I love. Sweet wittle kitties What about chubby little puppies? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
What about chubby little puppies? :confused: I like all little aminals

[Blight]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I like all little aminals Even baby rattlesnakes? :eek: :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
Even baby rattlesnakes? :eek: :confused: even baby rattlesnakes

[Blight]

Did you pre-order your spider-man dvd yet? :confused:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
Did you pre-order your spider-man dvd yet? :confused: no I don't have a dvd player

[Blight]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
no I don't have a dvd player If you had one, would you pre-order Spider-Man?

Is Spider-Man your favorite movie?:confused: :confused:

[Knightsaber Priss]

1.) What can you decipher from the picture below?

2.) Are Godzilla and his friends really doing the Macarena?

3.) Why does the thought of Godzilla and friends doing the Macarena disturb me?

http://www.rc2000godzilla.com/magpics/meggroup001.jpg

[Scarlet spidey]

Have you seen the movie
"The replacements"
and if so
What is the name of the "Oh Ley" song that they sing at the bar???

[Knightsaber Priss]

1.) Why has Godzilla had more facelifts than Michael Jackson?

2.) Does it have anything to do with his mood swings?

3.) And accorcing to each of the face shots what can be said about Godzilla's mood at the time the photo was taken?

http://www.rc2000godzilla.com/gotyears/gheadscol01.jpg

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
If you had one, would you pre-order Spider-Man?

Is Spider-Man your favorite movie?:confused: :confused: Yes I would, and Spidey is my favorite movie i have been in

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
1.) Why has Godzilla had more facelifts than Michael Jackson?

2.) Does it have anything to do with his mood swings?

3.) And accorcing to each of the face shots what can be said about Godzilla's mood at the time the photo was taken?

http://www.rc2000godzilla.com/gotyears/gheadscol01.jpg The one in the middle bottom is the coolest

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Do you think that fat people should buy two tickets on an airplane?

And

What's your definition of a fat people?

And

If the cow kicks Nelly in the belly in the barn, is the farmer right when he says it will do no harm?

And

Does Diet Dr. Pepper really taste like regular Dr. Pepper?

And

What's a better count to hit and run on? 2-1 or 2-0?

And

Do more men look down or right into your eyes when purchasing porn?

And

Who is better Steinbeck or Hemingway?

And

Is Mentos truly the Freshmaker?

And finally...

Do I ask not enough, too many, or is my question total just...right? yes

AND

Anyone who weighs a significant amount OVER what the airplane makers factor when designing their craft

AND

It will do no harm to the cow

AND

I don't drink Dr Pepper OR Diet Dr Pepper

AND

I don't know what you are talking about

AND

In my eyes

AND

Asimov

AND

No

AND

6 of one, half a dozen of other

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
1.) What can you decipher from the picture below?

2.) Are Godzilla and his friends really doing the Macarena?

3.) Why does the thought of Godzilla and friends doing the Macarena disturb me?


1. that the japanese are weird

2. Yes

3. because you are weird

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
1.) Why has Godzilla had more facelifts than Michael Jackson?

2.) Does it have anything to do with his mood swings?

3.) And accorcing to each of the face shots what can be said about Godzilla's mood at the time the photo was taken?

[1. He is vain

2. No

3. in each picture Godzilla is saying "Grrrrr"

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
3. because you are weird

1.) Is it really that weird to have a zeal for childhood memories that relieves the mundacity of the so called Adult Existence?
(Give me a Godzilla movie any day! It's safe and does no long term physical harm.)

http://www.rc2000godzilla.com/mgal/gvssm/gvssm011.jpg

[Scarlet spidey]

:(

[SpideyPromoter]

I'll ask now, since I'm to lazy to go to the real place to ask. And besides I see you're on....


Why doesn't this site not allow avatars?? OH yea, and why no HTML code either??

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000


1.) Is it really that weird to have a zeal for childhood memories that relieves the mundacity of the so called Adult Existence?
(Give me a Godzilla movie any day! It's safe and does no long term physical harm.)

http://www.rc2000godzilla.com/mgal/gvssm/gvssm011.jpg yes, it is weird. Now, excuse me I have to go watch my videos of HR Puf'n'Stuff

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Zig-Zags. Orange or White?

And

Buddha or Confucious?

And

If you had to pick one, drown or burn to death?

And

Humphrey Bogart or Cary Grant?

And

Kermit or Fozzie?

And

Whiskey or Vodka? And Why?

And

Tijuana. Fun or "I am over 21, who needs it?" my stone pipe

AND

Krishna

AND

Pressed to death by heavy stones

AND

Bogey all the way

AND

Kermie!!!!!!!!!

AND

cranberry juice and vodka. It is tasty and fooks you up :)

AND

"Who stole my wallet?"

[LucidParody]

would you drink six dolla "sunny time" vodka? :eek:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SpideyPromoter
I'll ask now, since I'm to lazy to go to the real place to ask. And besides I see you're on....


Why doesn't this site not allow avatars?? OH yea, and why no HTML code either?? I dunno. Go to the real place to ask, because only Malice knows

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I dunno. Go to the real place to ask, because only Malice knows

[to whoever asked the question] - when you ask, will you tell me too?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
would you drink six dolla "sunny time" vodka? :eek: um....huh?

[SpideyPromoter]

Malice..............Malice...............Malice... .............





Uhh....ok *goes to find Malice*

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
um....huh?

the vodka is called "sunny times"

and it costs $6 for a huge ass gallon (eh, something like that).

would you drink it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


the vodka is called "sunny times"

and it costs $6 for a huge ass gallon (eh, something like that).

would you drink it? why do you care?

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
why do you care?

just wondering...eh...why does tikula care how much wood a woodchucker chucks? why does godzilla care about how many facelifts jackson has had?

nothing better to do, i guess. :confused:

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
Have you seen the movie
"The replacements"
and if so
What is the name of the "Oh Ley" song that they sing at the bar???
BUMP!!!

[Cyclops]

When does the hurting stop?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey

BUMP!!! oops sorry. The answer is I neer saw that movie so I don't know the song

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody


just wondering...eh...why does tikula care how much wood a woodchucker chucks? why does godzilla care about how many facelifts jackson has had?

nothing better to do, i guess. :confused: fair enough :) No I wouldn't drink the cheap vodka

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Dew K. Mosi

Why does Lucid Parody cut me so deep? maybe he doesn't like you

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
When does the hurting stop? I think you asked this before, but there isn't really an answer, Cyke, I am sorry.

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
oops sorry. The answer is I neer saw that movie so I don't know the song
:D
Thanks anyway

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
How come Lucid Parody doesn't like me? he thinks you stole his Best of Barry Williams 8 Track

[Dew k. Mosi]

I like the Partridge Family better "Heeeeeey, I think I love you/so what am I so afraid of/I'm afraid of being sure of/A love there is no sure ooooooof..."

[Dew k. Mosi]

Poor Barry. BUt remember, Bonaducci is a thug and Barry is a lounge lizard

[Tukiluka]

WHo do you take in a brawl? Danny Bonnaducci, David Cassidy, Shirley Jones, or Susan Dey?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
WHo do you take in a brawl? Danny Bonnaducci, David Cassidy, Shirley Jones, or Susan Dey? I would still have to say Bonaducci

[Tukiluka]

I have to know this. Maybe it's because I don't do it, but I think you have a cool job. It has got to provide hours of stories, and better yet, material if your ever going to be a writer, but I digress. What's the strangest novelty item that you have sold, and that you were sure said person was going to use? Whats number two?

[Tukiluka]

Oh yeah, I got another one. Have you ever been to Mecca err Amsterdam?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
I have to know this. Maybe it's because I don't do it, but I think you have a cool job. It has got to provide hours of stories, and better yet, material if your ever going to be a writer, but I digress. What's the strangest novelty item that you have sold, and that you were sure said person was going to use? Whats number two? The 12 inch long, 7 inch in diameter "Biggest Dong" by Peasure Chest in "ebony" rubber and a bottle of Wet's Summer Cherry flavored lubricant bought by a man who stood about 5'2", weighed 115 lbs and was about 78 years old

and Number two is chocolate, number one is lemonade

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Oh yeah, I got another one. Have you ever been to Mecca err Amsterdam? no dammit

[Tukiluka]

Dew K. Mosi...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

It's good. Very, very good. I am still paying for my two trips, and probably will be till I am 30, but I don't regret it one bit. In the very small time I have "known" you, I can honstly say, you'll love it.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Dew K. Mosi...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

It's good. Very, very good. I am still paying for my two trips, and probably will be till I am 30, but I don't regret it one bit. In the very small time I have "known" you, I can honstly say, you'll love it. I am waiting to win the Lotto. I have bills to pay

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I am waiting to win the Lotto. I have bills to pay :(

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
:( Sucks to be a grown up

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Sucks to be a grown up I'm with you sister. Preach on! I have too many "responsibilities" to even think about such a trip now. If I win the Lotto, I'll send you a ticket. Everyone should have the chance to go once.

[Lactophiliac]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
If I win the Lotto, I'll send you a ticket. Everyone should have the chance to go once.

Where's my ticket jackass I've never been either ;)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
I'm with you sister. Preach on! I have too many "responsibilities" to even think about such a trip now. If I win the Lotto, I'll send you a ticket. Everyone should have the chance to go once. I know I really want to. Have for years/

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by Lactophiliac


Where's my ticket jackass I've never been either ;)
LOL. What are your credentials? Are you deserving? Only true lovers of the life may go.

[Lactophiliac]

Originally posted by Tukiluka

LOL. What are your credentials? Are you deserving? Only true lovers of the life may go.

Well I got my first hooker when I was 6, as a birthday present

[Tukiluka]

I say no Lactophiliac, but it's Dew K. Mosi's thread.

Is Lactophiliac worthy of a trip to the 'Dam?

And

I gotta get up early, can I go to bed Emperess?

[Blight]

Hey Dew,

If I come visit you at work, do you think we can smoke a bowl during one of your breaks? :confused:

[Lactophiliac]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
If I win the Lotto, I'll send you a ticket. Everyone should have the chance to go once.

Originally posted by Tukiluka
What are your credentials? Are you deserving? Only true lovers of the life may go.

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Is Lactophiliac worthy of a trip to the 'Dam?

What's up with all the inconsistences in what Tukiluka says? Is he just trying to get into your pants by sending you to ‘Dam, and covering it up by saying EVERYONE can go, then when someone else tries to get in on the deal he changes the rules?

[Edward Brock]

do you expect to reach the 15000 this weekend or even today? (feel free to answer this question as many times as you feel necessary)

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Edward Brock
do you expect to reach the 15000 this weekend or even today? (feel free to answer this question as many times as you feel necessary) LOL!:)

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
I say no Lactophiliac, but it's Dew K. Mosi's thread.

Is Lactophiliac worthy of a trip to the 'Dam?

And

I gotta get up early, can I go to bed Emperess? Yes

AND

Yes

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Blight
Hey Dew,

If I come visit you at work, do you think we can smoke a bowl during one of your breaks? :confused: I only get one break, but yeah, sure why not

[Cyclops]

Where were you on the night of January 16th?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lactophiliac






What's up with all the inconsistences in what Tukiluka says? Is he just trying to get into your pants by sending you to ‘Dam, and covering it up by saying EVERYONE can go, then when someone else tries to get in on the deal he changes the rules? It is possible

[LucidParody]

high five?

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Edward Brock
do you expect to reach the 15000 this weekend or even today? (feel free to answer this question as many times as you feel necessary) I would say by monday or so

[Lactophiliac]

If you were to choke a smurf what color would it turn.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
Where were you on the night of January 16th? most likely sitting right here

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
high five? Low ten

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lactophiliac
If you were to choke a smurf what color would it turn. I dunno, lemme try it. I'll get right back to you.

[A Fan]

Could you give the entire Hype a free holiday to Latveria?

AND

Should the Hype want a free holiday to Latveria?

[Illchill]

Wut's up?

[Mr Sinister]

Why do I get a tingling feeling when i pee on the electric fence?

[Illchill]

Originally posted by Mr Sinister
Why do I get a tingling feeling when i pee on the electric fence?

U get that 2:eek: ?