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06-19-2002, 05:09 AM

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bandithaze

06-19-2002, 07:22 AM

what does the 'k' in dew k mosi stand for,,,,,,,, in other words whats your middle name

Hyper

06-19-2002, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by bandithaze
what does the 'k' in dew k mosi stand for,,,,,,,, in other words whats your middle name

I can answer that, her name stands for I smoke weed, only it's backwards. :)

I somk wed. :)

Shouldn't it be: Deew E Komsi? :)

m0dr0cker

06-19-2002, 10:34 AM

"I somk wed" is exactly what I would expect from someone trying to write "I smoke weed" backwards while high as a f**king kite, so, really, it's appropriat.e

bandithaze

06-19-2002, 10:49 AM

oh right,, thats pretty clever if thats true...

maybe i should should change my name to

n r ophctawi

xcept if i did that i'll be lying

ChopSuey

06-19-2002, 11:59 AM

Why is ss a girl?:eek:

Spider-Man UK

06-19-2002, 02:00 PM

Dew k. Mosi

06-19-2002, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by m0dr0cker
"I somk wed" is exactly what I would expect from someone trying to write "I smoke weed" backwards while high as a f**king kite, so, really, it's appropriat.e Exactly. It is an in joke with a friend of mine, who did just exactly what you said while hotboxing a car. I thought it was funny, so I took it.

I tell people that my name stands for Dewdrop Karma Mosenberg, my real name that I shortened when I came to LA

Dew k. Mosi

06-19-2002, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey
Why is ss a girl?:eek: SS?

ChopSuey

06-19-2002, 02:44 PM

Scarlet Spider... why the hell did they turn him into a girl?:mad:

Blight

06-19-2002, 02:46 PM

Why am I always so hungry? :confused:

ChopSuey

06-19-2002, 02:48 PM

ask your stomach.:D

Blight

06-19-2002, 02:54 PM

Also, why do other people always answer the questions when it's called "The Dew K. Mosi Random Question Thread?":mad: :confused:

ChopSuey

06-19-2002, 03:01 PM

becuase i feel like it. GOT A PROBLEM WITH TAHT BLIGHT? HUH?:mad: :mad:

Dew k. Mosi

06-19-2002, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey
Scarlet Spider... why the hell did they turn him into a girl?:mad: Sex scenes are anticipated

Dew k. Mosi

06-19-2002, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Blight
Why am I always so hungry? :confused: Tapeworm

Dew k. Mosi

06-19-2002, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Blight
Also, why do other people always answer the questions when it's called "The Dew K. Mosi Random Question Thread?":mad: :confused: Because no one respects mu authori-tah

ThereIsNoSpoon

06-19-2002, 03:29 PM

What is the greatest Subway sandwich of all time?

USMC

06-19-2002, 04:00 PM

Why is my boss a moron?

:spidey:

ChopSuey

06-19-2002, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Sex scenes are anticipated huh?:confused:

Lazarus440

06-19-2002, 10:27 PM

who is the sexest person in all the star trek movies and tv shows?

Lazarus440

06-19-2002, 10:29 PM

if wonder woman was gay who would she make her ******?

S.I.G.

06-19-2002, 10:45 PM

How come the past tense of hang is hanged and not hung, only when referring to the way to kill someone like with a rope? :( Any other time, it is ok to say hung. Like "I hung up the phone."

I wanna be able to say "I was hangedover." instead of "I was hungover." :)

Lazarus440

06-19-2002, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by Spidey'sInternalGenitalia
How come the past tense of hang is hanged and not hung, only when referring to the way to kill someone like with a rope? :( Any other time, it is ok to say hung. Like "I hung up the phone."

I wanna be able to say "I was hangedover." instead of "I was hungover." :) what about a guy being "hung"?

Lazarus440

06-19-2002, 10:52 PM

have you every asked some one "does my ass look big in this?"

Lazarus440

06-19-2002, 10:55 PM

who is smarter Data or R2D2?

S.I.G.

06-19-2002, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
what about a guy being "hung"?

Yeah I tried to think of an example using John Holmes. And it really doesnt make any sense that way. :(

Like lets say his "Love Muscle" was chopped off Lorena Bobbit style. Well, yes you would still wanna say "He WAS hung".
Saying "He was hanged" would give you a totally different impression on the events that took place. :o :)

Lazarus440

06-19-2002, 11:13 PM

do moiles(SP) get to keep the tips?

Cyclops

06-19-2002, 11:13 PM

Who the hell would want to see "Mr. Deeds"? Haven't we seen Sandler play a good-hearted retard before?

The Flood

06-19-2002, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by Cyclops
Who the hell would want to see "Mr. Deeds"? Haven't we seen Sandler play a good-hearted retard before? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Who would want to see X2?havent we seen some retards in tights before?:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I want to see both X2 and Mr. Deeds:)

Lazarus440

06-19-2002, 11:17 PM

do you know the Muffin man?

Octavias

06-20-2002, 12:26 AM

which is funnier,
a man attacked by a weasel
or a man attacked by a chihuahua.

Lazarus440

06-20-2002, 12:29 AM

would you laugh if you saw some one kick a ball but it turned out to be a bowling ball?

ChopSuey

06-20-2002, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
do you know the Muffin man?
yes i know the muffin man.

Octavias

06-20-2002, 01:41 AM

What exactly is a "great googily moogily" and if it so great, why haven't I seen one yet

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:45 AM

Originally posted by ThereIsNoSpoon
What is the greatest Subway sandwich of all time? a 6" spicy italian on cheddar bread, with pickles, bell peppers, pepperocini, jalepenos, onions, cilantro and oil and vinegar, salt and pepper. Now I am hungry

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:45 AM

Originally posted by USMC
Why is my boss a moron?

:spidey: All bosses are

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
who is the sexest person in all the star trek movies and tv shows? Ricardo Montelban as Khan Noonian Singh

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:49 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
if wonder woman was gay who would she make her ******? YOU, ya big girl

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:51 AM

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
what about a guy being "hung"? You never need to worry about it

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:53 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
have you every asked some one "does my ass look big in this?" No

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:55 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
who is smarter Data or R2D2? The Robot from Lost in Space

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
do moiles(SP) get to keep the tips? What the hell is a moiles?

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:58 AM

Originally posted by Cyclops
Who the hell would want to see "Mr. Deeds"? Haven't we seen Sandler play a good-hearted retard before? I am in that movie

Ryoko

06-20-2002, 03:58 AM

Why did Hyper start a thread "its raining men"? Is he OK? Should we be worried?
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and why is moron welsh for carrot??

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 03:59 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
do you know the Muffin man? No, I don't like muffins

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 04:01 AM

Originally posted by Octavias
which is funnier,
a man attacked by a weasel
or a man attacked by a chihuahua. A chihuahua attacked by a weasel

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 04:02 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
would you laugh if you saw some one kick a ball but it turned out to be a bowling ball? No, not since my grampaw lost a foot in the bowling ball accident of Aught-Five

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by Octavias
What exactly is a "great googily moogily" and if it so great, why haven't I seen one yet It is the greatest thing ever and if you haven't seen it, guess you are a loser

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 04:07 AM

Originally posted by ryoko
Why did Hyper start a thread "its raining men"? Is he OK? Should we be worried?
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and why is moron welsh for carrot?? because Hyper is having a gender crisis and because ice cream has no bones

S.I.G.

06-20-2002, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Because the english language is fooked up. I've answered the grammar questions before.

Could you be more specific, lubber? :):p

Dew k. Mosi

06-20-2002, 04:16 AM

Originally posted by Spidey'sInternalGenitalia

Could you be more specific, lubber? :):p No, I am afraid I cannot. Take it on faith, darling

Lazarus440

06-20-2002, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
What the hell is a moiles?
the guy that does a Circumcision(SP)

S.I.G.

06-20-2002, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
No, I am afraid I cannot. Take it on faith, darling

:( Pffft. Some writer you are. :p ;) :)

ChopSuey

06-20-2002, 09:42 PM

FAKE!!!:mad: :mad: you didn't even answer my question?!:mad: :mad:

Scarlet spidey

06-21-2002, 01:31 AM

Do we really need too floss 2 times a day?!

Octavias

06-21-2002, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by ChopSuey
FAKE!!!:mad: :mad: you didn't even answer my question?!:mad: :mad:

With an attitude like that, how long will it be before Dew mauls the oriental blunder here:D

Ryoko

06-21-2002, 03:36 AM

how can i change the R in my user name to a capital one?? Its bugging me and it brings my IQ down by about 10 points!!!:mad:

Dew k. Mosi

06-21-2002, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440

the guy that does a Circumcision(SP) Ah. Yes they get to keep the tips. I know one that made a wallet out of them but when he rubs it it becomes a briefcase

Dew k. Mosi

06-21-2002, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey
FAKE!!!:mad: :mad: you didn't even answer my question?!:mad: :mad: I did answer it. Not my fault you didn't understand the answer

Dew k. Mosi

06-21-2002, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
Do we really need too floss 2 times a day?! yes, you should floss your teeth 2 times a day, but you should floss your butt more than that

Ryoko

06-21-2002, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I did answer it. Not my fault you didn't understand the answer
*hehehehehehehehe*.........ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! ! go girl!!

Dew k. Mosi

06-21-2002, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Octavias

With an attitude like that, how long will it be before Dew mauls the oriental blunder here:D Never ever. I am tolerant of ignorance

Dew k. Mosi

06-21-2002, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by ryoko
how can i change the R in my user name to a capital one?? Its bugging me and it brings my IQ down by about 10 points!!!:mad: Contact Malice and ask him to change it for you

Ryoko

06-21-2002, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Contact Malice and ask him to change it for you
Thank you:D

SpiderManifestation

06-21-2002, 04:28 PM

Maybe this has been asked before.. but.. if you are ruling Latveria.. what happened to Dr. Doom?! :confused: :eek:

Dew k. Mosi

06-21-2002, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by SpiderManifestation
Maybe this has been asked before.. but.. if you are ruling Latveria.. what happened to Dr. Doom?! :confused: :eek: He "willingly" turned over the throne to me, his chosen heir. No, that's not him locked in the dungeons. No. Not him at all. Don't listen to him. Nope. He's mad...mad, I say!

Lazarus440

06-21-2002, 04:35 PM

ok you work in a sex shop, what is the worst porno ever made?

Dew k. Mosi

06-21-2002, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
ok you work in a sex shop, what is the worst porno ever made? I would say I am not too fond of "87 and Still Gangbanging" (Which is REALLY a movie we have on dvd)

ChopSuey

06-21-2002, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I did answer it. Not my fault you didn't understand the answer
FIBBER!!!!:mad: :mad: YOU SUCK!!!!:mad: :mad: (call me ignorant, huh punk):mad: :mad:

Dew k. Mosi

06-21-2002, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey

FIBBER!!!!:mad: :mad: YOU SUCK!!!!:mad: :mad: (call me ignorant, huh punk):mad: :mad: Well, I could ban you. ;) You like that better?

m0dr0cker

06-21-2002, 05:13 PM

I would most definitely enjoy ChopSuey's bannishment.

Ryoko

06-21-2002, 05:21 PM

Lazarus440

06-21-2002, 05:31 PM

well dew what is FSK doing now?

The Flood

06-21-2002, 08:20 PM

Do i still have a chance of getting banned??:( I have improved, havent I?:)

Cyclops

06-21-2002, 08:22 PM

Shouldn't a previously banned poster be rebanned just because he's already been banned?

The Flood

06-21-2002, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by Cyclops
Shouldn't a previously banned poster be rebanned just because he's already been banned? Yet another poster whos jealous of me:p :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

The Flood

06-21-2002, 08:26 PM

And if Mirko wants he will banned me, but he doesnt want to do it. Who are you to speak? You arent even a Admin....With all do respect:)

Dew k. Mosi

06-22-2002, 04:05 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
well dew what is FSK doing now? Breathing and probably having blood circulated through his body, but I could be wrong

Dew k. Mosi

06-22-2002, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by The Flood
Do i still have a chance of getting banned??:( I have improved, havent I?:) All have a chance of being banned, unless you follow the rules of the Hype

Dew k. Mosi

06-22-2002, 04:07 AM

Originally posted by Cyclops
Shouldn't a previously banned poster be rebanned just because he's already been banned? Let's ban 'em all, and let Mirko sort them out

Scarlet spidey

06-22-2002, 08:47 AM

http://ossr.phpwebhosting.com/forumpics/banthemall.jpg ;)

Lazarus440

06-22-2002, 02:31 PM

dew what is the best porno that you have seen?

ChopSuey

06-22-2002, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Well, I could ban you. ;) You like that better?

:mad: damn you and your mod powers.:mad:
and MORDORK SHUT UP!!!:mad: :mad:

you can't band me just becuase i was stating the truth. cough*fib*cough:D

ChopSuey

06-22-2002, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
http://ossr.phpwebhosting.com/forumpics/banthemall.jpg ;)
lol. but you should have shown him with his thumbs up.

Dew k. Mosi

06-22-2002, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
dew what is the best porno that you have seen? I enjoyed The 69th Sense and X-Girls

Dew k. Mosi

06-22-2002, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey

lol. but you should have shown him with his thumbs up. Doesn't matter how you show him. He's a hottie :)

ChopSuey

06-22-2002, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Doesn't matter how you show him. He's a hottie :) you have problems...:eek: :)

S.I.G.

06-22-2002, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey
you have problems...:eek: :)

Naw she's right. :) Even River Phoenix is hot, and he's been dead for some time now. :) And I'm hot too. :)

PLAS

06-22-2002, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by Spidey'sInternalGenitalia

Naw she's right. :) Even River Phoenix is hot, and he's been dead for some time now. :) And I'm hot too. :)

yes you are a hottie babe ;)

http://bobobriggs.homestead.com/files/SIGwebcam/funkyou.jpg

ChopSuey

06-22-2002, 05:55 PM

whats with you and that photo?:mad:

PLAS

06-22-2002, 06:29 PM

ask dew, this is her question thread after all;)

Dew k. Mosi

06-22-2002, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey
whats with you and that photo?:mad: Heis expressing how we all feel about you

ChopSuey

06-22-2002, 09:03 PM

i'm so touched. *******.:mad: :mad: is that all you can insult me by 2 finges, wow, so creative!!:rolleyes:

ChopSuey

06-22-2002, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Heis expressing how we all feel about you

GO TO SCHOOL!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: you can't ban me!!!!:mad: :mad:

Dew k. Mosi

06-22-2002, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey

GO TO SCHOOL!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: you can't ban me!!!!:mad: :mad: I have graduated school with double Bachelors of Arts, and oh yes indeed I CAN ban you.

Scarlet spidey

06-22-2002, 10:10 PM

Can I pust the big red "Ban chopsuey" button pullleeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeee???

Dew k. Mosi

06-22-2002, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
Can I pust the big red "Ban chopsuey" button pullleeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeee??? Patience, my young padawan. His time will come

Scarlet spidey

06-22-2002, 10:20 PM

:D
"Patence is a virtue and silence is golden so shut the hell up and leave me alone" someone else probubly made it up also but I never heard it :)

Lazarus440

06-23-2002, 12:27 AM

if M&M's melt in your mouth, then what do they do under your arm?

Scarlet spidey

06-23-2002, 12:47 AM

Leak...?

Lazarus440

06-23-2002, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
Leak...? yes you can go take a leak.

Dew k. Mosi

06-23-2002, 03:38 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
if M&M's melt in your mouth, then what do they do under your arm? Smell

Octavias

06-23-2002, 04:22 AM

Can Dew ever start a thread without a legion of Dimwits fouling it up?

Octavias

06-23-2002, 04:24 AM

And since everything Superman does must be described as Super something (super-strength, super-hearing) when he watches over something is it SUPER supervision?

The Flood

06-23-2002, 11:43 AM

So Dew, can i get what i wanted? ;) ;) If you please pm me to answer this one:)

MadamWeb

06-23-2002, 11:52 AM

hmm dew, do you know what MILTF means?

Dew k. Mosi

06-23-2002, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Octavias
Can Dew ever start a thread without a legion of Dimwits fouling it up? Not bloody likely

Atrax robustus

06-23-2002, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Octavias
And since everything Superman does must be described as Super something (super-strength, super-hearing) when he watches over something is it SUPER supervision?
lol :D :cool:

Dew k. Mosi

06-23-2002, 02:07 PM

Dew k. Mosi

06-23-2002, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by The Flood
So Dew, can i get what i wanted? ;) ;) If you please pm me to answer this one:) I don't trust you. I don't know why you want it.

Blight

06-23-2002, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I have graduated school with double Bachelors of Arts, and oh yes indeed I CAN ban you.

Where did you go to school? What areas do you hold your degrees in?

MadamWeb

06-23-2002, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Ditto
hmm dew, do you know what MILTF means?
well..

Themanofbat

06-23-2002, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I tell people that my name stands for Dewdrop Karma Mosenberg, my real name that I shortened when I came to LA

So where did you come from prior to moving to LA?

And don't say your mama's womb, or I'll spank you silly. ;)

Dew k. Mosi

06-23-2002, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Ditto
hmm dew, do you know what MILTF means? Mothers I'd like to ****

MadamWeb

06-23-2002, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Mothers I'd like to ****
HA! i thought you'd never know that! don't mind me..:D

The Flood

06-23-2002, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I don't trust you. I don't know why you want it. C'mon, Dew, i dont even talk that much.:( Please, please, please, i just want you to be on my list..:) I wont give it to anyone in the world:) Not even ASM.

Themanofbat

06-23-2002, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by The Flood
C'mon, Dew, i dont even talk that much.:( Please, please, please, i just want you to be on my list..:) I wont give it to anyone in the world:) Not even ASM.

I bet I have it.... whatever it is...:confused:

Do I have it Dew?

The Flood

06-23-2002, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by Themanofbat

I bet I have it.... whatever it is...:confused:

Do I have it Dew? No:p

Themanofbat

06-23-2002, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by The Flood
No :p

Maybe you should let the Empress answer the question.

PLAS

06-23-2002, 09:09 PM

I think I have it too ;)

or don't I? :confused:

and if not?:(

could I have it please?:)

you trust me more than what you trust flood right?:)

why are we men such idiots when we shouldn't be?

specially when we should not be...

The Flood

06-23-2002, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by PLAS
I think I have it too ;)

or don't I? :confused:

and if not?:(

could I have it please?:)

you trust me more than what you trust flood right?:)

why are we men such idiots when we shouldn't be?

specially when we should not be... Its not something you want.;)

ChopSuey

06-23-2002, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I have graduated school with double Bachelors of Arts, and oh yes indeed I CAN ban you.
so i graduated from grade 10 SO THERE. BOW TO THE KING AND KKNOW YOU CAN'T BAN ME!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! FIBBER!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Octavias

06-23-2002, 11:46 PM

I'M GOING TO BE GONE FOR A WEEK
What are the chances Hong Kong foo-y here won't be barred by the time I get back

Lazarus440

06-24-2002, 01:07 AM

who was the sexyest golden girl?

The Phoenix II

06-24-2002, 04:02 AM

where've ya been Dew? it seems like you're on less then me now(my posts per day thing just broke 1)...busy schedule?computer troubles?...i don't know i guess i just kinda miss ya because you and HV are really the only other sensible girls besides me...hmm, i wonder where she is too

Truthteller

06-24-2002, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey

so i graduated from grade 10 SO THERE. BOW TO THE KING AND KKNOW YOU CAN'T BAN ME!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! FIBBER!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Just *what* the heck is it with that spicey soy sauce dish? :confused:

Truthteller

06-24-2002, 03:35 PM

Hi Dew! I hope you are well. I have a question for you today!

What the heck is this?

http://www.prhobbies.com/images/products/wiz/WIZ0408.jpg

ChopSuey

06-24-2002, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by truthteller

Just *what* the heck is it with that spicey soy sauce dish? :confused:
SHUT UP FOO!!! cally me a chinse sauce will you, ASSHOL E!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

Truthteller

06-24-2002, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by ChopSuey

SHUT UP FOO!!! cally me a chinse sauce will you, ASSHOL E!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

I said nothing of the kind. . . I said spicey soy sauce. . . Now hold your tongue before it gets burnt off. . . ;)

comicgirl

06-24-2002, 06:48 PM

I think Chop's got split personality disorder....or Torrette's ..oh, well..........hi, truth.........what the heck is that picture??? science experiment gone horribly wrong:confused:

comicman

06-24-2002, 06:58 PM

Time for a nightcap I think.

http://airjudden.tripod.com/images/funnydoctorsaid.jpg

Damn you Tripod, my arch rival! :mad:

ChopSuey

06-24-2002, 07:06 PM

Truthteller

06-24-2002, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by comicgirl
I think Chop's got split personality disorder....or Torrette's ..oh, well..........hi, truth.........what the heck is that picture??? science experiment gone horribly wrong:confused:

Hey comicgirl! I posted in your boomslow thread ;)

I only know part of what that thing is. . . that's why I'm asking Dew. . . :cool:

comicgirl

06-24-2002, 07:17 PM

thank you, truth my friend:)

comicman

06-24-2002, 07:25 PM

It's the Amazing Spider-Squirrel

http://www.00fun.com/rescue.jpg

comicgirl

06-24-2002, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by comicman
It's the Amazing Spider-Squirrel

http://www.00fun.com/rescue.jpg

LOL "spraying the monitor with Mountain Dew and crackers"!!...dude, that picture is going on my desk top

Lazarus440

06-24-2002, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by comicgirl

LOL "spraying the monitor with Mountain Dew and crackers"!!...dude, that picture is going on my desk top me to.

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Blight

Where did you go to school? What areas do you hold your degrees in? I went to Cal State University San Bernardino. I hold a degree in Theatre Acting (with an emphasis on Children's Theatre) and one in Theatre Tech (with an emphasis in Prop Building) and a Minor in Creative Writing

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by Themanofbat

So where did you come from prior to moving to LA?

And don't say your mama's womb, or I'll spank you silly. ;) San Bernardino, California (can I still have a spanking though ;))

kritic

06-25-2002, 12:09 AM

Do you know who The D is? If so, do you believe they are the Greatest Band in the World?

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by Themanofbat

I bet I have it.... whatever it is...:confused:

Do I have it Dew? Yes you do

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:13 AM

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Octavias
I'M GOING TO BE GONE FOR A WEEK
What are the chances Hong Kong foo-y here won't be barred by the time I get back Only Mirko knows

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by The Phoenix II
where've ya been Dew? it seems like you're on less then me now(my posts per day thing just broke 1)...busy schedule?computer troubles?...i don't know i guess i just kinda miss ya because you and HV are really the only other sensible girls besides me...hmm, i wonder where she is too I have a full time job for the summer

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by truthteller
Hi Dew! I hope you are well. I have a question for you today!

What the heck is this?

http://www.prhobbies.com/images/products/wiz/WIZ0408.jpg My secret weapon! Where did you get a picture of it. It is made to be wound up and let loose in a room and while everyone tries to figure out what it is, I sneak in and steal their wallets. Ingeniuous no?

The Amazing Spider-Man

06-25-2002, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
My secret weapon! Where did you get a picture of it. It is made to be wound up and let loose in a room and while everyone tries to figure out what it is, I sneak in and steal their wallets. Ingeniuous no?

You'll never get my wallet. I've hidden it in the smartest place I could ever hide it.

*goes to get his wallet*

Dammit. Back to the drawing board. :mad: :(

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by kritic
Do you know who The D is? If so, do you believe they are the Greatest Band in the World? I know Tenacious D and I love jack Black. IS that who you are talking about?

The Phoenix II

06-25-2002, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I have a full time job for the summer

oooooooooooo...cool! hope it's going well for you

kritic

06-25-2002, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I know Tenacious D and I love jack Black. IS that who you are talking about?

http://www.tenaciousd.com/images/DSC00008.JPG

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by The Phoenix II

oooooooooooo...cool! hope it's going well for you It is. I enjoy it very much

The Flood

06-25-2002, 12:40 AM

Can i be the mod of the fantastic four forum, please ask mirko.:)

Do you want to be my home slice?

How old r u?

Are you married?

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by The Flood
Can i be the mod of the fantastic four forum, please ask mirko.:)

Do you want to be my home slice?

How old r u?

Are you married? I don't know if the F4 forums needs a Mod.
I don't know what a home slice is.
I have almost made 31 trips around the sun.
I am not married.

kritic

06-25-2002, 12:48 AM

can you decipher this?

"shing shang wangalang"

The Flood

06-25-2002, 12:58 AM

I only love three things here:

Community
spider-man forum
Games
I know i cant moderate the spiderman or community so can i be the mod for the games? i love games and will take care of the things overthere. Since theres not alot of poeple who post there it will be easy for me and i'll have some fun too:) Please.:(

Electron Man

06-25-2002, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
All new! All Shiny!

No religious debates, no insulting other posters (except by me ;)) and no seriousness allowed!

You got a question
Dew has an answer!

:):):):):)

Let's have fun, guys, and get my post count to 15,000! Woo hoo! Do you caono?:D

kritic

06-25-2002, 01:25 AM

http://www.shark.iig.pl/okladki/Orgazmo-front.jpg

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 01:31 AM

Originally posted by kritic
can you decipher this?

"shing shang wangalang" Nope

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by The Flood
I only love three things here:

Community
spider-man forum
Games
I know i cant moderate the spiderman or community so can i be the mod for the games? i love games and will take care of the things overthere. Since theres not alot of poeple who post there it will be easy for me and i'll have some fun too:) Please.:( And you wonder why I won't give you my MSN name

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Electro Man
Do you caono?:D I have no idea what you just asked me

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by kritic
http://www.shark.iig.pl/okladki/Orgazmo-front.jpg Great movie. Ever see Cannibal the Musical?

Lazarus440

06-25-2002, 02:01 AM

http://www.shark.iig.pl/okladki/Orgazmo-front.jpg
why can't i find that on DVD?

what was the first movie that you ever did?

how much did you get paid?

oh and can i be a mod in any forum?

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.shark.iig.pl/okladki/Orgazmo-front.jpg
why can't i find that on DVD?

what was the first movie that you ever did?

how much did you get paid?

oh and can i be a mod in any forum? You are looking in the wrong places
The Junk Man in 1980, it went straight to BETA and no one ever saw it
$20, which was a lot of money to a nine year old
No

The Flood

06-25-2002, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
And you wonder why I won't give you my MSN name :( :D I dont even have msn yet, i just wanted to know it:( :D And no i wont always be kissing your ass on msn to make me a mod.:) So can i have it?:(

Dew k. Mosi

06-25-2002, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by The Flood
:( :D I dont even have msn yet, i just wanted to know it:( :D And no i wont always be kissing your ass on msn to make me a mod.:) So can i have it?:( How many times must I say no before it sinks into your head. I on't trust you. YOu want my MSN name but you don't have messenger. So What the hell do you want it for?

ChopSuey

06-25-2002, 02:13 PM

I'm STILL HERE!!!!:mad: :mad:

Themanofbat

06-25-2002, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
San Bernardino, California (can I still have a spanking though ;))

Anytime.... anytime.... ;)

S.I.G.

06-25-2002, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
How many times must I say no before it sinks into your head. I on't trust you. YOu want my MSN name but you don't have messenger. So What the hell do you want it for?

So he can show you other peple's pic to try to impress you. ;) :)

S.I.G.

06-25-2002, 05:08 PM

m0dr0cker

06-25-2002, 05:17 PM

What happened to Forevershiningknight?

The Flood

06-25-2002, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by Spidey'sInternalGenitalia

So he can show you other peple's pic to try to impress you. ;) :) NEVER!!!:mad: :mad: By older women i meant 18 or 19.:mad: :)

The Flood

06-25-2002, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Spidey'sInternalGenitalia

You wanna moderate a bunch of "****ing losers" like us? Why would yu wanna do that? :) So i can tell ASM to shorten his sig..:)

m0dr0cker

06-25-2002, 06:22 PM

Flood, if you're going to put my name in your sig, at least spell it right, dood.

:rolleyes:

The Flood

06-25-2002, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by m0dr0cker
Flood, if you're going to put my name in your sig, at least spell it right, dood.

:rolleyes: dood, thanx:(

m0dr0cker

06-25-2002, 06:35 PM

that sucks even more, floodo

Dew k. Mosi

06-26-2002, 03:40 AM

Originally posted by Themanofbat

Anytime.... anytime.... ;) Bwahahaha!

Scarlet spidey

06-26-2002, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by kritic

http://www.tenaciousd.com/images/DSC00008.JPG Try using a better picture then that:p

Rogue

06-26-2002, 11:09 AM

Just how long is a jiffy?

Scarlet spidey

06-26-2002, 11:20 AM

About as long as a blurp...:p

kritic

06-26-2002, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
Try using a better picture then that:p

wtf are you talking about? I LOVE that picture!

The Amazing Spider-Man

06-26-2002, 12:10 PM

Allow me to astound you all....Tenacious D SUCKS...and Jack Black SUCKS!!! THERE!! I SAID IT!!!!!!!! :mad: :D

kritic

06-26-2002, 12:18 PM

dam, i just realized that I said something pretty mean. Sorry bout that. its just, you mess with the D, you mess with me.

Dew k. Mosi

06-26-2002, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Rogue
Just how long is a jiffy? 6.897 seconds

Lazarus440

06-26-2002, 10:06 PM

"Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?"

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"

"If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?"

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"Why are hemorrhoids called ‘hemorrhoids’ instead of ‘asteroids’?"

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

"Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?"

"If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?"

"Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?"

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?"

"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"

"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?"

kritic

06-26-2002, 11:19 PM

gay kids brung up old topics

Lazarus440

06-26-2002, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by kritic
gay kids brung up old topics
thats not a question.

kritic

06-26-2002, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440

thats not a question.

why did did gay kids bring up old old topics?

Lazarus440

06-26-2002, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by kritic

why did did gay kids bring up old old topics?
why are you asking me? :rolleyes:

kritic

06-26-2002, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440

why are you asking me? :rolleyes:

you said it was not a question, so I turned it into a question

Lazarus440

06-26-2002, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by kritic

you said it was not a question, so I turned it into a question and then you asked me a question.:rolleyes:

kritic

06-26-2002, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
and then you asked me a question.:rolleyes:

just STFU:rolleyes:

Vahn

06-27-2002, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by Rogue
Just how long is a jiffy?

Hello Rogue.:D ;)

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
"Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?"

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"

"If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?"

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"Why are hemorrhoids called ‘hemorrhoids’ instead of ‘asteroids’?"

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

"Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?"

"If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?"

"Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?"

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?"

"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"

"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?" Ask George Carlin then watch him sue your ass for stealing his act

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by kritic

why did did gay kids bring up old old topics? Why are you homophobic and anti old topic, that is the real question

xxx-raygoggles

06-27-2002, 03:04 AM

How warm is Latveria this time of year?

kritic

06-27-2002, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Why are you homophobic and anti old topic, that is the real question

Sorry about that. I was just POed about the people bringing up old topics that nobody cares about. And when I said gay, I did not mean homo-sexual.

The Flood

06-27-2002, 03:07 AM

In the hydrogens atom, how many electrons can the first energy level hold?;)

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
How warm is Latveria this time of year? It is pleasant and we can keep the windows open all night without fear of someone entering for crime is unknown here, under my benevolent rule

xxx-raygoggles

06-27-2002, 03:09 AM

Why is Big Bird yellow?

Lactophiliac

06-27-2002, 03:09 AM

Why is The mighty Mod! so wonderfully amazing?

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by The Flood
In the hydrogens atom, how many electrons can the first energy level hold?;) 4 anyone who tells you different is a dirty rotten liar

xxx-raygoggles

06-27-2002, 03:11 AM

What kind of a person would name themselves Lactophiliac?

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
Why is Big Bird yellow? He is a mutant canary

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:12 AM

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
What kind of a person would name themself Lactophiliac? the kind of person who is fond of milk

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:13 AM

Originally posted by Lactophiliac
Why is The mighty Mod! so wonderfully amazing? I don't beleebe in the Mighty Mod. I worship Jeebus Cripes

xxx-raygoggles

06-27-2002, 03:15 AM

Are you beautiful or gorgeous?

The Flood

06-27-2002, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
4 anyone who tells you different is a dirty rotten liar Nope, the first energy level is very small and can only hold 2 electrons:)

P.S. hydrogen only has 3 electrons so the first energy level cant have 4 in it..:p

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
Are you beautiful or gorgeous? Merely cute

xxx-raygoggles

06-27-2002, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by The Flood
Nope, the first energy level is very small and can only hold 2 electrons:)

P.S. hydrogen only has 3 electrons so the first energy level cant have 4 in it..:p

Is that general or organic chemistry?

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:19 AM

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 03:20 AM

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles

Is that general or organic chemistry? Organics Suck

xxx-raygoggles

06-27-2002, 03:21 AM

I hope no one has asked this previously but does size really matter?

Lactophiliac

06-27-2002, 03:25 AM

xxx-raygoggles

06-27-2002, 03:26 AM

it is also negatively charged

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 04:23 AM

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
I hope no one has asked this previously but does size really matter? if you are talking about how big a coca cola you get for 85 cents, yes! That is very important to me

Lazarus440

06-27-2002, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Ask George Carlin then watch him sue your ass for stealing his act i asked thinkingh that YOU would know, but if you don't that fine. i will just go to one of the other question threads they would know.

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
i asked thinkingh that YOU would know, but if you don't that fine. i will just go to one of the other question threads they would know. If George Carlin wants to know the answers to those questions he can ask me himself

ChopSuey

06-27-2002, 02:07 PM

:mad:

Lazarus440

06-27-2002, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
If George Carlin wants to know the answers to those questions he can ask me himself how do you know that i am not him? you don't so answer the question!!!!:mad:

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Lazarus440
how do you know that i am not him? you don't so answer the question!!!!:mad: George Carlin has an ounce of intelligence, so I know he is not you. I refuse to answer plagarised questions.

thecrawlerofnight

06-27-2002, 10:37 PM

Who was the Smokestack Skeleton?

Dew k. Mosi

06-27-2002, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by SlingerRicochet
Who was the Smokestack Skeleton? Hisname was Fred, he lived next to me and made really good peanut butter fudge

thecrawlerofnight

06-27-2002, 10:59 PM

NO seriously, i never found this out

Dew k. Mosi

06-28-2002, 02:33 AM

Originally posted by SlingerRicochet
NO seriously, i never found this out I have no idea what you are even talking about

Dew k. Mosi

06-29-2002, 04:07 AM

Lum di doooooooo

Scarlet spidey

06-29-2002, 07:47 AM

Flood shorten your sig!

Scarlet spidey

06-29-2002, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I have no idea what you are even talking about http://mypage.uniserve.ca/~bryant/reilly/clonsaga.htm
It says somewhere in there

S.I.G.

06-29-2002, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Lum di doooooooo

I'm sorry lub. :(

Dew k. Mosi

06-29-2002, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
http://mypage.uniserve.ca/~bryant/reilly/clonsaga.htm
It says somewhere in there there's your answer, SR

Blight

06-29-2002, 06:52 PM

How are you, Dew? :confused:

Dew k. Mosi

06-30-2002, 09:15 PM

I am good, thanks for asking

PLAS

07-02-2002, 03:41 AM

should I stay or should I go?

can you help me remember how to smile?

when was the last time you had really, really great sex?

how do I know if she's faking it?

what are the chances that if I travel to Latveria I wont be shot down and smothered by Dew'mBots?

why do I love SIG, masteryoda and CTOAN so much?

when is the best time to shop for a nice leather coat?

when will Hyper get a clue and accept the fact that he is not cool at all?

why does Zen like jailbait?

Octavias

07-02-2002, 09:48 AM

Did anyone miss me????

Dew k. Mosi

07-02-2002, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by PLAS
should I stay or should I go?You should cool it, or you should blow
can you help me remember how to smile?Turn your frown upside down.
when was the last time you had really, really great sex?Great sex? What is that?
how do I know if she's faking it?She is, trust me.
what are the chances that if I travel to latveria I wont be shot down and smothered by Dew'mBots?Come on over and take a chance.
why do I love SIG, masteryoda and CTOAN so much?Repressed homosexual urges.
when is the best time to shop for a nice leather coat?
When it is still on the cow.
when will Hyper get a clue and accept the fact that he is not cool at all?Your guess is as good as mine
why does Zen like jailbait? He is a pedophile

Dew k. Mosi

07-02-2002, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Octavias
Did anyone miss me???? I did

RISKY

07-02-2002, 03:19 PM

where did you get your hype name from?

Dew k. Mosi

07-03-2002, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by RISKY
where did you get your hype name from? My full name is Dewdrop Karma Mosenberg. When I moved to LA I changed it and got a nose job.

Themanofbat

07-03-2002, 10:38 PM

Can your pussy do the dog?

Zen

07-03-2002, 10:43 PM

DEW

if a hot young person from the boards(do such things exist? in that order?) came up to you and requested to be your loveslave... how fast would you kill them with the afformentioned dildos and parephenalia in your place of work?

i am not a pedophile.
Plas likes his cheese grilled so it will slide off his sammich.