Who Acts Better: Vin Diesel vs. Chair

[RecklessFool]

Inspired by Incurock31

[Master Chief]

LOFL! your avatar makes me laugh :o :D

[Balthus Dire]

You stole incurock's joke?


SHAME ON YOU!












....chair.

[C. Lee]

Awesome man....that chair was in Wallstreet.....it ruled.

[Morg]

I didn't knew Van Diesel could act :D

[incurock31]

I don't know whether to be flattered or pissed. :confused:

[Jehuty]

The chair.:)

[Godlovinspidey]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Awesome man....that chair was in Wallstreet.....it ruled. He almost won a Grammy...

[Balthus Dire]

Awesome man....that chair was in Wallstreet.....it ruled.


Actually, you're confusing it with this chair:

http://www.doa.state.nc.us/ssp/images2/chair.jpg



The chair that's in this poll was featured in such films as "The Boiler Room", "Kate and Leopold", and "How to Lose a guy in 10 Days".

[Godlovinspidey]

:D

[snipe]

Though I believe Pitch Black is one of the best, most original, and well done sci-fi movie in recent history, I have to go with the chair. Seriously, Vin is a one-dimensional actor. He does action. The chair? Describe to me a movie in which it cannot be cast. The chair, though sometimes type-cast, has range - comedy, drama, war, sci-fi, even foreign films. I could go on and on. The chair has no limitations.

[incurock31]

Originally posted by lordsnipe
Though I believe Pitch Black is one of the best, most original, and well done sci-fi movie in recent history, I have to go with the chair. Seriously, Vin is a one-dimensional actor. He does action. The chair? Describe to me a movie in which it cannot be cast. The chair, though sometimes type-cast, has range - comedy, drama, war, sci-fi, even foreign films. I could go on and on. The chair has no limitations.

CHAIR DAMMIT! :mad:

[kypade]

Originally posted by incurock31
CHAIR DAMMIT! :mad: He said chair...:confused:

[Mr.White]

BAH! It was my joke! I used it in the Thread! :mad: Thunder Stealer!

[snipe]

Originally posted by incurock31
CHAIR DAMMIT! :mad:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif My sources (the voices in my head) have revealed to me that the chair has been cast in the lead role of the new Christopher Nolan Batman film. Too bad, Bale fans!

[Clerk]

Best Thread Ever.:D

[Balthus Dire]

My sources (the voices in my head) have revealed to me that the chair has been cast in the lead role of the new Christopher Nolan Batman film. Too bad, Bale fans!


I read somewhere that the chair is playing none other than Batman's "BAT CHAIR", in which he sits while he uses his batcomputer.

It should be a challenge...pushing the chair's acting talents to the extreme.

[Lestat de Lioncourt]

I voted Vin Diesel. Well...because I think such performances of that in the Fast and the Furious are definitely Acadamy Award material and should have definitely been won over Chicago :rolleyes: ...in fact...Vin Diesel should be deemed the best actor of all time and the Academy Awards should give him awards for movies even if he's not in any. Vin Diesel is the mac daddy of acting....











































Okay, so yeah....chair. ;)

[snipe]

Originally posted by Balthus Dire
I read somewhere that the chair is playing none other than Batman's "BAT CHAIR", in which he sits while he uses his batcomputer.

It should be a challenge...pushing the chair's acting talents to the extreme.

I'll confirm that. I was able to take this exclusive shot from the actual Batcave set (it's blue-screen - the cg cave walls will be added in post-production). Mr. Nolan couldn't be happier with his star.

http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/batchair.jpg

[Balthus Dire]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82414


The stars of Christopher Nolan's new BATMAN film take a break behind the scenes.

[snipe]

Our star overlooking a breath-taking Gotham City backdrop. When asked about the beautiful sets and miniatures that will be used in the new film, the chair said "..."
Speechless.

http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/chairscene.jpg

[Balthus Dire]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82421


News continues to roll in as the chair has an interview with David Letterman as a guest on his show. Publicists who speak on the chairs behalf claim that the new BATMAN film is so secretive, that the chair is not allowed to speak of the new film at all, hence it's silence on the David Letterman show.

[Tukiluka]

Everyonce in awhile, I see a topic I wish I started. This is one! Brilliant!:D

[snipe]

I talked to Letterman after the show, he was most impressed with the chair's composure. With the regular season well over, the chair has been seen in public quite a bit with the world-famous Laker Girls. Rumor is, he's "rooming" with a couple of them.

http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/chairlakergirls.jpg

[The Exalted]

That Chair deserves an Academy Award

[Bapman]

Sorry... but I think they both suck...
But seeing how the Chair has more experience... I say the chair.

[Balthus Dire]

Seems like the chair has been getting around. The chair was spotted at the premier of "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star" along side teen idol Shannon Elizabeth. Where will the chair turn up next?

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82426

[iron_man7]

vin diesil and the chair should do a buddy cop movie

[snipe]

With Chair's rising star status, he has confirmed that he will be a judge in the upcoming Miss America Pagent. When asked if he had any favorites, he replied with his trademarked silence.

http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/chairmissamerica.jpg

[Balthus Dire]

vin diesil and the chair should do a buddy cop movie

Unlikely. I caught up with Vin a while ago, and asked him about the supposed feud between himself and the chair. When I asked him if he was intimidated by the publicity the chair was recieving, Diesel replied:
"I don't need to be affraid of no damn chair. He's a trend that will pass within a week."
Diesel then stormed off in a huff but not before giving me this look, to which I snapped a picture.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1128/diesel_vin


Meanwhile, the chair himself was partying in a club in Toronto while he visited friends and family...glowsticks and all! Maybe Vin has something to worry about after all!

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82429

[snipe]

In what has been described as "a bold political move," Chair has been seen recently backing California Governor Gray Davis, his former fraternity brother.
When asked about his thoughts on Davis' possible removal from office, Chair had no comment.

http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/chairgov.jpg

[snipe]

With as many headlines as Chair is making, there are bound to be more photos popping up in the near future.

[wcasnikt]

Rumor has it that The Chair is going to honored with a star on the Walk of Fame. Though the date of the ceremony has not been announced, here is a supposed photograph of the star itself.

http://65.70.20.202/btownsend/shh-img/chairstar.jpg

[Doomed_hero]

Chair is simply one of the greats of all time, deserving to be in the high ranks with Jack Nicholson's sunglasees and and frank sinatra's stull

[dmcnx]

:D:D:D:D

I love this thread...

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by RecklessFool
Inspired by Incurock31

I want to see that "Praise You" Flash one more time!

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by lordsnipe
With as many headlines as Chair is making, there are bound to be more photos popping up in the near future.

I heard that Chair french kissed Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at the MTV Music Awards. Is this true?

[Spider-Fett]

Fixin the board...

[JokerPsycho89]

I bet the chair could kick vin diesel's ass if they fought

[Balthus Dire]

It's funny you should mention that. This photo was taken today while the chair was on a vacation in Florida. Rumor has it, the chair's role in the new BATMAN film is very demanding, so director Christopher Nolan told him to take a week or so off. However, in a fit of rage, feuding star Vin Diesel tried to "crash the chair's party".....bad move.

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82534


Pictured above, the chair stands triumphant as Vin Diesel is tended to by a friend.

[JokerPsycho89]

LOL

[venom340]

This is the funniest thread I have ever been in. I shall worship Chair to the end of my days.

[Jugsy]

this thread is so funny it actually hurts:o

[wcasnikt]

Originally posted by Balthus Dire
However, in a fit of rage, feuding star Vin Diesel tried to "crash the chair's party".

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82534



Previously unreleased photos give a hint to how long this rivalry has existed between these two. In this picture, The Chair is doing his part as the Stunt-Chair for 'The Fast and the Furious.' Rumor has it that The Chair kept trying to give Vin advice on how to play his part not to mention how to drive too.

http://65.70.20.202/btownsend/shh-img/chairfast.jpg

[incurock31]

Wow. I totaly inspired this thread. :D

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by lordsnipe
Though I believe Pitch Black is one of the best, most original, and well done sci-fi movie in recent history, I have to go with the chair. Seriously, Vin is a one-dimensional actor. He does action. The chair? Describe to me a movie in which it cannot be cast. The chair, though sometimes type-cast, has range - comedy, drama, war, sci-fi, even foreign films. I could go on and on. The chair has no limitations.
tru dat!

[Enzyme]

Originally posted by Toven
Vin is ugly, but his voice is hot. And I want to lick his bald head. :)

http://www.rajahwwf.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif

[Phoney Bone]

this is funny as the hell!

[Doomed_hero]

Wow I never thought it would come to that between the Chair and Vin. But I am sure Vin started it, Chair is a role model for kids and ferniture everywhere.

[Enzyme]

I was going to say "I bet you want to lick his bald sack" but that would have lead to a "how you know it's bald?" and in the end it would have backfired on me. So...

[Clerk]

Figure I get in on this Bat-chair shmeel....

With success in one media, comes other properties.

The chair was given a cameo role in the game Final Fantasy 7-2, here is a sneak peek into the game...

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82551

Then the he had the opportunity that all chairs dream of... he got to host SNL..

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82550

* Images were made using paint, cause it's all I got*

[Terminator 4]

Originally posted by Balthus Dire
http://www.doa.state.nc.us/ssp/images2/chair.jpg


The Chair better watch out, because the veteran Chair from "Wallstreet" is due for a comeback on the big screen.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the veteran Chair has been cast as Clark Kent's chair at the Daily Planet in the upcoming "Superman" movie, and both the veteran chair and Demi Moore have been seen dining together at a posh restaurant in downtown L.A. Many people find their relationship to be somewhat disturbing, because Demi Moore is 58 and the veteran Chair is only 22.

[JokerPsycho89]

CHAIR RULES!!!!

[snipe]

Originally posted by Terminator 4
The Chair better watch out, because the veteran Chair from "Wallstreet" is due for a comeback on the big screen.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the veteran Chair has been cast as Clark Kent's chair at the Daily Planet in the upcoming "Superman" movie, and both the veteran chair and Demi Moore have been seen dining together at a posh restaurant in downtown L.A. Many people find their relationship to be somewhat disturbing, because Demi Moore is 58 and the veteran Chair is only 22.

Are you kidding? That chair is washed up. I saw him on Beale Street in Memphis recently trying to pick up a $3 whore. It was embarrassing - edges were torn and frayed, stuffing hanging out all over the place. Pitiful. They're going to have to have a hell of a make-up crew to get him back in shape, I've thrown out recliners that looked better than he did.

[snipe]

Sad story - Vin showed up on the Batman set with us recently wearing a home-made Robin costume. He practically begged Nolan to let him try out for the film. Chris explained to him that there wasn't going to be a Robin in the film, but gave him a screen test anyway as a favor.
I asked Chris how it went at dinner that night. He said, "Vin just looked too damn gay in the costume to be put next to Chair. I couldn't put that kind of stress on our star - how would you feel knowing the public might think you were gay just because your partner obviously was?"

http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/vinrobin.jpg

[incurock31]

I think I deserve some props for inspiring this thread :mad:

[wcasnikt]

Originally posted by incurock31
I think I deserve some props for inspiring this thread :mad:

Here is a whole shelf full....
http://65.70.20.202/btownsend/shh-img/props.jpg

....moving on

[Eric Draven]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

:up:

[wcasnikt]

Originally posted by lordsnipe
http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/vinrobin.jpg

http://65.70.20.202/btownsend/shh-img/dontlike.jpg

[snipe]

Originally posted by incurock31
I think I deserve some props for inspiring this thread :mad:

INCUROCK31 DAMMITT!!! :mad:

[Assassin32]

I heard Chair got crabs from Christina Aguilera.........

[incurock31]

Originally posted by lordsnipe
INCUROCK31 DAMMITT!!! :mad:

:up: Thanks :up:

[Pirateking]

YAY!!!! You got your Mr Stabby avatar!

[snipe]

Originally posted by Assassin32
I heard Chair got crabs from Christina Aguilera.........

Untrue, he got them from a public toilet. He had the misfortune of using a urinal after someone dropped a toothpick in it. As we all know, crabs can pole-vault.
After a nice shaving and a few treatments, he reports that everything is fine and the whole Christina situation was blown way out of proportion.

[Pirateking]

Worship The Chair!

[incurock31]

Originally posted by Pirateking
YAY!!!! You got your Mr Stabby avatar!

Guyver. :)

[Pirateking]

Hail Guyver!

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Pirateking
Hail Guyver!
no.

[Pirateking]

Shut up.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by lordsnipe
Untrue, he got them from a public toilet. He had the misfortune of using a urinal after someone dropped a toothpick in it. As we all know, crabs can pole-vault.
After a nice shaving and a few treatments, he reports that everything is fine and the whole Christina situation was blown way out of proportion.

That's good to hear. I'd hate to lean that our boy Chair had been messing around with skanks.

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Pirateking
Shut up.
someone had a bad day, did'nt she?

[Pirateking]

Bugger off.

[snipe]

Originally posted by Assassin32
That's good to hear. I'd hate to lean that our boy Chair had been messing around with skanks.

True. This next image is not for the faint-of-heart: it's an actual magnification of the little beast that attacked our star...

http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/chaircrab.jpg

[Phoney Bone]

gawd, this is hilarious!

[Pirateking]

For once, I agree with you.

[Balthus Dire]

This picture was released yesterday by an anonymous person. This photo makes it apparent that The Chair won't stand for anyone creating any bumps in his road to stardom. First, it was Vin Diesel, who The Chair savagely beat when Diesel made an attempt on Chair's life, attacking him at a resort in Florida.

Now, however, Chair's attention has turned to the most recent point of stress in his life...the toilet that inadvertently gave him crabs. Police were investigating the disappearance of the toilet, right out of the public washroom, when this photo was sent in. Could this be the end of The Chair's career?

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82776

[snipe]

Oh, God! I didn't know it'd gone that far - he's resorting to Mob violence now? I knew he played Joe Pesci's chair in Goodfellas, but I didn't think he took the role that seriously.
Man...

[snipe]

It's true. This is a horrible, horrible day for Hollywood and moder cinema in general :(

http://www.thebatsquad.net/shh/chairmug.jpg

[Balthus Dire]

Beloved film star and celebrity The Chair appeared in court today, after being arrested for the murder of the toilet that supposedly gave him crabs. The charge is murder in the 1st degree, and fans all over the world are worried that this is, in fact, the end of The Chair. The trial has not yet been completed, as new evidence is still being presented...however, The Chair himself was called to the witness stand today. In what's being called "the boldest self defense argument ever", The Chair simply replied "..." to every question. What will the outcome of the trial be?

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82802

Pictured above: The Chair on the witness stand...delivering a political statement that will go down in history.

[Balthus Dire]

In this breaking news, The Chair was proven not guilty today on charges of murder in the 1st degree. The Chair, who up until this unfortunate trial business was Hollywood's hottest rising star, was accused of murdering a toilet stolen from a public washroom. The Toilet supposedly gave him crabs, so the word was Chair wanted revenge. The whole world thought The Chair was going to be proven guilty when a photo of Chair and a bunch of gangsters surfaced....with The Toilet dead on the ground in front of them! However, by hiring top defense lawyer Johnny Cochrane, The Chair was proven not guilty. The real mastermind behind this scheme was closer to home then Chair thought possible...

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82827
Pictured above: Leather Chair

Leather Chair was proven to be the guilty party. Leather is Chair's second cousin, who was reportedly driven mad with jealousy of Chair's success. While The Chair was becoming a hot celebrity, Leather Chair was stuck back in Utah modelling for IKEA catalogues. His jealousy drove him to manipulating a photo, and framing The Chair for the murder of Toilet Seat. The police aren't taking any questions, and neither is Leather Chair, until his trial commences. I tried to get in touch with Utah IKEA, where Leather Chair worked before this fiasco, but they wouldn't have me.

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=82807
Leather Chair is taken away by police.


While IKEA wouldn't let me browse around to talk to some of Leather Chair's friends and co-workers, I snapped a picture of the building's exterior so everyone knows where the monster known as Leather Chair came from.

http://www.swishcottage.com/londonwalk-2002/ikea-pick-up-1.jpg

[snipe]

Yeah, I just saw the special coverage on CourTV. Wow, a conspiracy. Never would have thought it - they had a seemingly air-tight case. The testimony was very heart-felt - he couldn't even bring himself to words on the stand.
To think that anyone would drop to the level of manipulating photos of Chair...it's a damned shame the world we live in today.

[snipe]

This just in ---
I heard Chair is none other than [dun Dun DUN!]

Hollow Wood Director!
:o

[Brodie Bruce]

this is pretty good

[Kent]

Chair, I've liked it in everything it's been in. :confused:

[Eric Draven]

Boy who would've thought a poll between an inanimate object and a chair would've created such a funny thread :D

[Balthus Dire]

now if only picturedot was working...


:(

[Godlovinspidey]

You mean a brainless object and a chair. :D

[snipe]

Originally posted by Balthus Dire
now if only picturedot was working...


:(

Chair will see his glory once more...

[Godlovinspidey]

Half of them are x's...:(

[snipe]

Originally posted by Godlovinspidey
Half of them are x's...:(

Picturedot broke. The other half of the chair saga will have to be told later...

[Lighthouse]

Best thread ever!

[blind_fury]

the chair has filed several restraining orders against numerous alledged stalkers. but these alledged stalkers claim they just needed a place to sit down.

and yesterday cher filed a lawsuit against chair claiming her image has been distorted by chair's growing popularity. many ticket buyers were disappointed recently when cher appeared onstage instead of a piece of furniture. she was booed of stage by "chair" fans.

chair had no comment about his recent legal troubles...

[Clerk]

Anyone see the Chair's cameo in Pirates the other day? Good stuff.

[U.S War Machine]

Chair-He's won 8 academy awards including best picture

[Carter]

I rather see a chair in a movie

[Gamma Ray]

The chair has much more range.

[Fledermaus]

I like how chair bulked up for its last role.
http://www.seatcompany.com/images/product_product_sofacollection_morgan_chair1.jpg


But I have to say, chair is looking a little too skinny these days.
And I think it's on drugs, I mean look at the company it keeps.
http://www.metalsmith.org/gall/marciamc/chairs.jpg

[WorthyStevens]

I've heard rumors of a romance with the Chair. I've even heard that it'll become the next Tomkat or even the next Brangelina.

Can somebody verify this?

[The Chairman]

Chair by far. Chair is one of the most versatile actors in the business. I've rarely been more entertained by an actor than Chair. Genius performances in everything.