The Rap Battle Thread

[LuxAeterna]

;) Thought we could be like real mainstream rappers and steal.

[T/bones]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
What in God's name happened to this thread?
I'm outie for a day, and the mother****ers dead!
We've got a whole bunch of talentless hacks,
talking about all the ***** they whack.
that's some sick ****, man.
I don't want to hear about your loving-hand.
Keep that **** to yourself when you're dropping lyrics,
last thing I want to hear is how your ****ting bricks.

Some people here slamming on gangster rap.
Mostly because they know they can't do that.
They don't own a gun,
and they damn sure don't get no ****.
It's easy to diss a certain lifestyle,
bunch of ******s pulling 8 Mile!
Whities don't always excel in the rap game,
only one in a million make it to fame.
So kick back behind your keyboard,
and listen to the **** that gets me a reward.
**** the Oscars, **** the Grammies,
The only thing I won't **** is trannies.
And don't forget men,
add them to the list, then.
I'm not down with members of the same sex.
I break their necks like Spinosaur did T. REX.

Bust down your door,
y'all hit the floor.
My bullets whiz over your head,
break apart the walls of your pad.
Your **** is filled with my hot lead,
Numbers to my body count, I will add.
I ride with AKs and grenades,
shorty *****es and hand-maids.
My crews an underground army,
nobody can get close enough to harm me.

E to the rizzo, Lehn to the Shizzo,
your ass is filled with a mother****ing dildo!
You're the type of fool who drives by with a paintball gun,
thinking our lives are over, done.
But I've got news for you, son.
You aren't the poser that won.
I'll roll up and bust a cap in your hiney!
Did I mention that your wang was tiny?
You ain't got nothing there,
'cept for a patch of curly pubic hair!


My rhyme about strokin' my cock was joke. Although, like every other guy, I do jack my pole. It just wasn't a serious attempt at a rhyme.
Anyway, I don't get why people think your some great freestyler. Dude. You suck. Sorry Brah. It's true.
When I'm not so tired, I'll bust out a freestyle that's better than anything these boards have ever seen.

[QuiGonJosh]

okay guys...here you go...the greatest rhyme's you guys have EVER seen...this is gonna kick the s**t outta 2Pac or Dr. Dre or whoever...ready...here ya go...get ready to be amazed!









































rap sucks






that s**t was whack wasnt it? Oh yeah boooooiiiy!!!

[QuiGonJosh]

ok...heres the real one...


yo ya'll can suck my d*ck!
suck my d*ck!
oh yeah suck my d*ck!
ya'll my bi*ches...I own yo asses like Ron Jeremy!
ya'll think ya got rhymes...but hell no ya dont!
I s**t on yo face and call yo mama a ****face!
then i take yo dog...and f**k it in the ass
f**k it in the ass! f**k it in tha ass!
yeah...ya'll like that s**t dont ya...
bring yo fatass mama over here so I can bust one in her eye
bust one in her eye...bust one in her eye...
oh yeah mama...whip that big mutha out
you know what to do...suck on my balls
suck on my balls...suck on my balls...
here it comes here it comes...
oh yeah all over yo mamas face!
eat that s**t...eat that s**t!
oh yeah...

BOOYAH! YOU MY B*TCH!

[Mr.White]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
I don't like any of them:

White Stripes:Talented, but they charge far too much for concerts. Also, they sound like a-holes in interviews.

Radiohead:Formerly great band, became a good electronica band, then decided against anything even remotely near commercialism. They are a bunch of wank.

Weezer:uhhhhh nah, the're alright. Bit uplifting for my tastes.

See that Mr White? I'm making fun of somehting precious to you. You notice how you have not justified being here? Thats because you can't. You listen to Punk like NOFX and The Dead Kennedys? Well you're sounding like "The Man". So, stop posting in this thread. I've said my piece against you and justified my viewpoint to an acceptable extent.

If you'd excuse me, i've got some rhyming to do.


Yes the White Stripes do sound like a-holes in interviews, that's their thing.
You're really not making fun of it, just stating what you think. I'm not offended, if that's the best you can do, well I guess I have to say sorry, I didnt know you couldnt hold up in an argument.

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Mr.White
Yes the White Stripes do sound like a-holes in interviews, that's their thing.
You're really not making fun of it, just stating what you think. I'm not offended, if that's the best you can do, well I guess I have to say sorry, I didnt know you couldnt hold up in an argument.

I didn't exactly try to offend you. I'm not going to because I would have to know you, otherwise we'd be going back and forth until I know exactly who you are and how I can offend you. I can argue with you all day about this and I believe i've been winning from the start. See I have put up an arguement, that you have not particuarly responded too. I thought I was facing someone with a bit of life experience, but it turns out you're younger than me. I thought you were some ignorant wank probably about thirty, who didn't like change so he made fun of other people's tastes. Seems that you're just some kid. 1 year younger than myself, but some kid, attempting to be a musical poser.

I am a musical poser. I have covered the diverse genres in my 19 years on this planet, and I don't try to discriminate and the last thing I want to do is go into someones thread about a genre of music that you seemingly have no idea about and kick up a fuss. As a true musical poser, I wouldn't give the time of day to make fun of a musical style I didn't like unless I had explored the style to at least some degree AND if I did, I wouldn't try to show my sheer ignorance by giving a response like "Because its fun to make fun of it"(which isn't even gramatically correct, you arse).

Have you read the last 21 pages? You're not even being original. There have been several idiots who have made the "white people trying to be black" statements and who have got the message and left because no one cares. I only joined the thread at page 17, when those idiots have left. Now a f**ktard like yourself comes in, without even reading the thread and makes his idiotic statement, which is immediately shot down as no one cared. That is except for me. I care about the hip hop genre being targeted by people who can't handle that people like it.

Get lost from our thread. You've lost.

BTW, Your justification for being in the thread was worse than Spidey_Freak's. If thats an insult, I don't know what is.

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Assassin32
You think your Ali, but your more like Foreman
Cause I'll rope-a-dope your ass and leave the microphone smokin'
Yeah, you the latest, but quite far from the greatest
Grand Master my ass, your lyrics are quickly fadin'

And I seen the look on your face when the venom glistened off my gums
And you knew what was to come when it rolled off my tongue
500 hundred tons of lyrical funk
Delivered to your door with my cocky spunk
So don't test me, dog, cause I've been there and done that
Been around the block, and the world, only to come back
And stand tall, strapped, letting you know who's the Mack

So, as a fair warning to you and your crew
Any fool tryin' to abuse gets fitted for cement shoes
Thrown into the ocean, 6 hours past noon
You'll be left for dead, sleeping with fishes and your goons
See you soon.......

You think you're an assassin
but you're really just a$$ A$$sin'
Sitting alone in your room
trying to kill bats while raiding a tomb
on your playstation, the time you're wastin
stay out of this thread and go off masterbatin'

Your lyrical spunk
doesn't compare to my lyrical funk
i'll beat you over the head and put you in the trunk
of my car and tell someone theres a punk in my trunk
who tried to best me,
who tried to lyrically molest me
but who now needs hospital rest because of me
Because he couldn't compare as I lyrically mauled him like a bear
and tore his weak rhymes form ear to ear.

My lyrical grenades will shatter your spine
when you're done healing, you can get in a line
With all the other chumps who can't write a rhyme
When they get to me, it will only take time
Five seconds to be exact
when my rhymes prove that the're whack
You're wasting time trying to beat me and you'll never get it back

Your rhymes are so light, f**k cement shoes
I'll tie a balloon to your legs and throw you in a pool
watch you and you're weak rhymes sink
and with my tight rhymes I don't even have to think,
I just say that first thing that comes to mind
With me, theres a close encounter, and I mean the third kind,
Not that you b**ch, no i'm not like that
take your weak lines and wipe them with TP, cos the're crap.

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by LuxAeterna
Allow me to get involved
push backs and balls to the wall
as I'm about to lay down some s**t that will mess with you
use you, vamoose, ****** I'm thru with you

Some of you come to the game thuggin knowing nothing
about the real thug life and death that got us dying everyday for nothing.

Some of you think you know the life, the dark, the hate, the fight,
but in reality if you saw this s**t, you'd flee in fright

So don't think you fake a** punks can intimidate me
cause I've run with thugs, lived the life, already seen everything
but Christ. And if you wanna box me, fight me, flow against me, don't even bother, player. I'm original deadly.

Oh great, this sucka tries to get involved
I thought since I showed up the rap game had evolved
This b**ch comes along to "mess with" me
and I'm not letting him get the best of me
I'll put his phony a$$ rhymes to rest
even if hes armed with an AK and a bullet proof vest.

I'll hop in my hum-vee armed only wit a knife
go into his crib and hold it up to his wife
He'll give up his guns and cry all night
and this sucka said he wanted a fight.
Lyrically, I'm like Tony Montana on Speed
while this guys like Keanu Reeves on weed
See, I'm ruthless and violent, a damn good blend
I'll be like Tony when you'll say hello to my little friend
and I don't mean my d**k, you mother f**kin prick
I mean my m-16 which will shoot you to bits
Put 100 holes in you, and don't think i'm done
i'll reload, put 32 more in you then run,
Go to trial and get off scott free
my rhymes are so contagious
its like a flesh eating disease.

He's run "with thugs"? more like run away from thugs
Probably too afraid to get hit with slugs
from my gun, this bum
is all talk until I show up, then hes done

If you wana survive real dread
come along to the official rap battle thread
face some real players like me, assassin, cat and EML
that is if you're not too scared of hell

[T/bones]

All my freestyles are nods to old school sex/pimp rap. People like 2 Live Crew, Too Short, and even some of the older Geto Boys and Ice-T ****. I'm taking it to the next level, though.




I strolled up in the brothel lookin' for a ****

I quicky found the one that I wanted to fu/ck

She started out slow with a nice cock suck

She had a sweet ass piece a poon

I stuck my fist up in along with a broom

Her pussy was huge..

..enough room to fill it with gallon of spooge

She grab my cock and started jackin'

Her hand started to pick up pace

that's when my nut shot out right in her face

You think I was done?

Hell no...far from it son

The facial was still drippin..

..when I decided to give her I nice ass dickin

I banged and banged until she cried "please stop"

I pulled out the dick and cum blew out the top

The jizz glazed up and down her back.

she turned around and tried to give me some flak

talkin' about how the session was over

I said bit/ch please

Get the fu/ck back down on you knees.

You see I had to take a ****

so I let the dump rain right down on her tits

Now it was over cause I said it was

I said take a twenty you dirty scuzz

She said hey where you goin'

That'll be a G for the ass fu/ck, dump, and blowin'

I said no I don't think so

I pulled the nine and let a few rounds go

Her face exploded as her brains flew out

I had to laugh...she was dead no doubt.

Well that was my weekend fun

Too bad it has a ***** straight up on the run.




I'd like to thank 2 Live Crew and Geto Boys for the inspiration
on that rhyme. The style of rhyme this is a slower one. Similar to how geto Boys rapped "Gangter of Love".


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[Slipstream]

Umm...I think T / Bones is on the fast track to the "Banned" graveyard :D

[T/bones]

Why's that?

It's rap song. It's not intended to be taken seriously. Other people rap about messed up stuff. Most of mine was about sex. I think sex is nothing compared to violence. A lot of people on here rap about violence constantly, yet it's cool??? Something is wrong with that picture. I'm not surprised, though. All these message boards are just a microcosm of our society. The society where sex is bad and violence is good. I know I added some violence in on the end there, but that was just a few lines. Other raps on this board are violent top to bottom.
Whatever. Be hypocrites. Watch movies like Pulp Fiction all the time, and then bash me for my rap. Listen to Eminem and 50 cent's worst songs, and then bash me for my rap. Please. It's foolish.

[QuiGonJosh]

LOL!!! God that was sooooo *****in funny!

[T/bones]

Thanks :D

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by T/bones
Why's that?

It's rap song. It's not intended to be taken seriously. Other people rap about messed up stuff. Most of mine was about sex. I think sex is nothing compared to violence. A lot of people on here rap about violence constantly, yet it's cool??? Something is wrong with that picture. I'm not surprised, though. All these message boards are just a microcosm of our society. The society where sex is bad and violence is good. I know I added some violence in on the end there, but that was just a few lines. Other raps on this board are violent top to bottom.
Whatever. Be hypocrites. Watch movies like Pulp Fiction all the time, and then bash me for my rap. Listen to Eminem and 50 cent's worst songs, and then bash me for my rap. Please. It's foolish.

Listen, Wig, my point is, your language is graphic as hell as is your imagery. You can sneak the language by the Mods a bit but sooner rather than later they're gonna put an end to it. Just the littlest bit of sublety goes a loooong way around here.

And we're not debating sex vs. violence here. I will however bash you for your rap all I want. Rap is complete, idiotic, street thug bulls**t. :D

[QuiGonJosh]

rap sucks...

[Slipstream]

You can't spell CRAP without RAP :D

[T/bones]

I don't even like rap. I'm not a wig. I'm a honkey to the core there slipstream. The freestyle thing I made was poking fun at the others who take rap so serious. I figured you'd notice that. RAP IS THE WORST!!!!

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by T/bones
I don't even like rap. I'm not a wig. I'm a honkey to the core there slipstream. The freestyle thing I made was poking fun at the others who take rap so serious. I figured you'd notice that. RAP IS THE WORST!!!!

Well, that's different then :D

You can join my club...just watch your fu*king language :D

[T/bones]

Yeah. I'll try to tone down the cock sucking Fu*king language. It won't be Fu*king easy, but I'm Fu*king game. I'll give it a shot. :D

[The Spawn]

Bump

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
Ooo! I have a suggestion
Instead of a rhyming couplet scheme, someone try to do it every other line, or even not at all, or even getting words nobody thought sounded alike to rhyme
That would hella improve your spits

I do every other line alot, if you read it.


Bling Bling!
*****es and Hoes!
City-wide killing,
smoking rolls!
Semi-automatic guns and gats,
selling drugs on street corners,
popping caps.
Bringing whole crews, not being loners.
This is the type of **** ya'll got stuck in your head.
It's racing through your pea-brain.
You're jawing about your non-existant girlfriend,
and how your lead falls like rain.

So let me flip your ****,
take you on a trip.
Rip your ****,
and deliver a hit.
I'll take what you give me,
rewind and edit.
It'll be something new, G.
Just let me delete and rewrite it.
Your lyrics are the crap, the crappiest rap.
I got bored and tap a pencil.
Tap Tap Tap.
You're mouth must be rental.
It's not new, and and it sure ain't old.
And the last thing it is, is bold.
You're all taking the same stuff and recycling it.
Throwing it up in the air,
And I'm just spiking it.
I'm sending it back to the turf,
back to the dirt.
It isn't even worth my Ecko-shirt,
so don't be hurt.

I've got people telling me
"You know how to rap"
And then I've got haters dissing me
"Your rap is crap."
But I don't need to hear it.
I just close my ears to ya'll.
I'm walking around like a giant,
Forty Feet Tall.
and you're all the peasants, sreaming in fear.
"Everybody run! EML IS HERE!!!"
I've come to finally throw down some real lyrics,
forget all that wanna-ba gangsta bull****.
forget about my Malice sized-Gat.
Forget about my crew, or their Louiseville Bat.
Listen up.
Focus your entire attention on me.
I'm the best mother****er you're ever going to see.
So stop all your jibber-jabber.
Stop making jokes.
You fools are looking for a heart attack,
and I'm the Egg Yolk.
So eat as much as you can,
I'm the one sending you to Satan.

[QuiGonJosh]

b*tches and money...

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by QuiGonJosh
b*tches and money...

you sir...are an idiot...

[The Kingpin]

Damn!!!! This thread has been ruined!

[AbayTimma]

kingpin...you gotta help it get better...im no rapper...

[The Kingpin]

Aight listen....

Other than Lenhsherr
these MCs are over-rated
Its like the kid of Hugh Hefner
Who prematurely masterbated
You dont have the balls
To say nothing worthy
Except "Rap is nothing but cars,
money, *****es and cursing!
Now way back when this thread had begun
and it was a battle between me and EML,
yea that was pretty fun
but then it all went to hell
Wannabes,
Like Super Ludacris and gameface86
start commin to me
sayin i just throw stones and sticks,
Well heres your chance to listen,
Now dont go missin,
Well bring it, sing it, and fling it
at you..

[MasterBates]

Years and years of that rough life
Throwin' beer bottles with my friends, getting tough with a knife
Do I gun clap, hell no, aint for me
The streets are way too tought for a kid like me
I'm straight down and dirty, always down for a brawl
Me and you, one on one, guarantee you will fall
Talk behind my back, say it right to my face
Situation has changed, since I entered the race
Standing 5'11, yeah it aint that tall
But I'll pull a Kingpin, throw you into the wall
Now in my face I see regulars, trying to be competitors
Talk $h i t to me, I'll chase you down like the fu**in predator.
Still actin a fool, everyday at school
FAU my alma matter and I never break the rules
My goal in life, is to be rich and respected
Already got the f**in power, do you wanna be tested?

[Ol' Horn-Head]

T/Bones
for you and all the retards who think you can take over our thread. Just because you don't like the rap genre, doesn't give you the right to come up in here and disrupt things. You didn't read the thread, so i'm putting up an old post to show you how it is.

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Ok, listen up all the people who want to ruin our fun. I myself am not fully into gangsta rap, I'm more into the old school beats which have nothing violent in them. Should any of those ignorant f**ks have known that, maybe they wouldnt be here. But I'm gonna write this rhyme for them:

See, the thing is i'm sick
of thes angry angsty white d**ks
who want to come in and disrupt our fun
when we're still rapping and not even done
Its they act like a whole bunch of Batman fans
when they are bitter because we're only talking about Spider-man

They come in here trying to act all mighty
But whats so great about the music you listen to, whitey?
Whats Linkin Park got that Run DMC don't have?
Definately less homie, you've got to face that
"White" rock music has gone downhill these days
comercialism has taken over in so many ways
People are turing to all kinds of different music
and you've become all bitter and starting to lose it

Just because people like what you don't
you'll turn your head away, people listen and you won't
Have a heart man, you're acting too mad
you're starting to act like you don't know, like someone's dad

You're not even putting up a good arguement in here
so either get the f**k out or put your hands in the air
We're only doing this in good fun
We know we're not gangstas, we aint no Big Pun
We ain't no Dre, no snoop, not even ja Rule
you're the only one who looks like a fool

[kritic]

Smokin that bong
My Wang is long
Put it in your mom

WEST SIEDE!

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Step to this.
I'm about to step up to the plate.
And hit the mega-diss.
I hope you didn't just eat,
Cause I'm about to regulate.
Hit you so hard your jaw will shatter.
My knee to the stomach-
it will destroy your bladder.
MAke you spit and hack.
Your Happy Meal will come up in a rush,
spewing out your mouth.
Don't tell me to hush,
I'm going to walk my route.
And that route is going to take me all over you.
I walk more than a Hebrew.

Who's yo daddy?
I'm yo daddy!
You think you're raddy?
You ain't raddy!!
You hear that tocking?
That's your Life-span ticking.
I'm ready to go glocking.
Your coward ass is what I be kicking.
I put one pound of pressure on the trigger.
Blow a softball-sized hole in the ******.
I ride with a 50-round hand-gun,
killing you fools is my idea of fun.
I'm out to make this rap game respected.
Make sure all you pussies get rejected.

Who's that baddie in the cape?
Who's that tyrant in the helmet?
That's me, you pathetic ape.
I'm the biggest bad boy, get it?
I'm as bad as they come.
and when I come, it's all done.
You little pussy *****es get down on your knees.
And I hit you six feet deep.
I'm like Megatron with a chip on my shoulder,
My bullets can explode pure granite boulders.
You little punks are going to die.
I'm going to make sure that you die.
This game won't end in no tie,
you think you're the ****, but you lie.
You're girl is who I buy,
when I get in my Cadillac and drive by.
She's be like, "Erik, Hi!"
And I invite her for a ride.
She goes down on me,
Deep Throat, Yea!
She dots ever i, and crosses every t.
So stop acting like you got game,
the last thing you have is fame.

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Aight listen....

Other than Lenhsherr
these MCs are over-rated
Its like the kid of Hugh Hefner
Who prematurely masterbated
You dont have the balls
To say nothing worthy
Except "Rap is nothing but cars,
money, *****es and cursing!
Now way back when this thread had begun
and it was a battle between me and EML,
yea that was pretty fun
but then it all went to hell
Wannabes,
Like Super Ludacris and gameface86
start commin to me
sayin i just throw stones and sticks,
Well heres your chance to listen,
Now dont go missin,
Well bring it, sing it, and fling it
at you..

Hey fisk dawg, is that you
beat you down in my first movie, there aint a need for part 2
Hows the knee you healed up yet?
comin toe to toe with the lyrical vet
Hold up homie, did you just say overrated?
Where were you thes last 5 pages? home masterbatin?
Theres a new force in the thread, I mean old force fool
i've been here so long you better call me old school

You and EML may have have battled,
but you haven't tried me dawg,
my rhymes will make your bones rattle
chop down an oak tree, carve up the log
make a bat, give it to you, pull out my gat
then its over, new kingpin in town, move over

I don't even need radar senses to prove your rhymes suck
how you got this far homie? Well thats just dumb luck
like I said to EML, how is it possible for a man to both blow and suck?
Now that i've come at you homie, i'm all but f**ked
your the one whos f**ked, i'm comin out on top
i'm the lyrical executioner, and you're about to get the chop
I'll give you a gun and give you the first shot for free,
you'll probably wet your pants, scream like a b***tch and flee
cos theres no way you wana go to toe with me on this level
cos, you might as well call me the lyrical f**king daredevil:daredevil

[kypade]

:) What is a gat? :confused:

[Ol' Horn-Head]

a gun

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Why y'all calling my name in your raps?
Did I say you could ****ing do that?
I'm the dominance in this thread, you see.
All y'all get respected just by mentioning me.
So use your own raps to get some fans.
The last I want touching my name is your grubby hands.

:p

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm a little late but I'm not a mouth full of ****
If ya mess with me you'll take a hard hit
Yeah well don't worry cuz this is just my intro
So I probably won't talk about your drugs and your hoe
Listen to me, cause you probably should
Just warnin' ya now I'm pretty damn good
From the hood is like you try to act
But if ya up against me you better watch your back
This is just a warning cuz I'll have a **** more
Go back to your trailor and your fat-ass whore

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by nightcrawler07
I'm a little late but I'm not a mouth full of ****
If ya mess with me you'll take a hard hit
Yeah well don't worry cuz this is just my intro
So I probably won't talk about your drugs and your hoe
Listen to me, cause you probably should
Just warnin' ya now I'm pretty damn good
From the hood is like you try to act
But if ya up against me you better watch your back
This is just a warning cuz I'll have a **** more
Go back to your trailor and your fat-ass whore

Oh My God! Run in Fear!
The Biggest ****** in the world is Here!
He's coming for us!
God damn, he's gunning for us!
We best run away, as fast as we can.
And get away from the homosexual man.

;p)

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
You think you're an assassin
but you're really just a$$ A$$sin'

You have to tell me Horn-Head, what the was THAT supposed to say?!?:confused:




You keep calling yourself the lyrical vet
But your rhymes fail to put up a good fight
You ain't Nas, but The Source would give your flow One Mic
Against me in this land of top contenders and heavyweights
I make you look like a 95 pound *** with bulimia and AIDs
Trying to make a name, but all your really doing is running in shame
With your tail tucked tightly between you legs
And you actually think you're winning this showdown?
Please, I'm the one wearing the crown
Your just living in fear watching your boxers turn brown
C'mon, don't you see by now? How I'll bring you down, and
That I will take you, shake you, mentally rape you
Lift you over my head, pull you back down and BREAK YOU!
Leave your heart and soul shattered all over the floor
Clean the broken shards of your heart up with a broom
Wipe up your soul, and toss them both through the door

That's just what happens when try to kill an Assassin
I do this as a profession, did you think I wouldn't get it crackin'?
I guess I'm just a stone cold bad-ass
**** with me and I'll start smackin'
You see eveything you want to be in me
All that an MC's should be, and everything your lackin'

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Listen to Assassin32,
he's got the grooves worked in on you!
He's flipping his deadly ****,
beating you over the head with it.
Too bad he doesn't have big cajones,
big enough to **** with me and my homies.
You try and pull any assassin **** on my turf,
I'll make sure your assassin ass is in the dirt

;)

[Jehuty]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
you sir...are an idiot... I agree.:up:

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Listen to Assassin32,
he's got the grooves worked in on you!
He's flipping his deadly ****,
beating you over the head with it.
Too bad he doesn't have big cajones,
big enough to **** with me and my homies.
You try and pull any assassin **** on my turf,
I'll make sure your assassin ass is in the dirt

;)

Oh, don't worry about me EML. I got cajones like grapefruits.;)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Oh, don't worry about me EML. I got cajones like grapefruits.;)

Easily broken? :p ;)

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Easily broken? :p ;)

No, sir. Brass balls.:)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Against the Master of Magnetism? :p

[Assassin32]

ummmm......they have an anti-magnitism coating around them.......or something.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

ewww...dirty picture....

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
ewww...dirty picture....

:D ;)

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Oh My God! Run in Fear!
The Biggest ****** in the world is Here!
He's coming for us!
God damn, he's gunning for us!
We best run away, as fast as we can.
And get away from the homosexual man.

;p)
pyauaauahahahahaha
that was pure genius, props

oh yeah, go pick up the obie trice album
cop that, its hella good

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Assassin32

You keep calling yourself the lyrical vet
But your rhymes fail to put up a good fight
You ain't Nas, but The Source would give your flow One Mic
Against me in this land of top contenders and heavyweights
I make you look like a 95 pound *** with bulimia and AIDs
Trying to make a name, but all your really doing is running in shame
With your tail tucked tightly between you legs
And you actually think you're winning this showdown?
Please, I'm the one wearing the crown
Your just living in fear watching your boxers turn brown
C'mon, don't you see by now? How I'll bring you down, and
That I will take you, shake you, mentally rape you
Lift you over my head, pull you back down and BREAK YOU!
Leave your heart and soul shattered all over the floor
Clean the broken shards of your heart up with a broom
Wipe up your soul, and toss them both through the door

That's just what happens when try to kill an Assassin
I do this as a profession, did you think I wouldn't get it crackin'?
I guess I'm just a stone cold bad-ass
**** with me and I'll start smackin'
You see eveything you want to be in me
All that an MC's should be, and everything your lackin'

Get this striahgt b**ch, I AM the lyrical vet
You're just a punk kid who needs all the help he can get
Maybe you should go back to preschool for some lessons, and some respect
If its you vs a five year old, its against you i'm gonna bet
Cos you aint got no skill,
can't you see i'm the only one whos ill
People read my rhymes for the lyrcial fill in-
you're like a lesbian, you go after the chicks
but its clear you ain't got no f**king d!ck

I'll show up to your ghetto with guns, and not lyrically
Probably you won't be there cos you're too scared of me
Come out wit your crew and see if you cal lyrically molest me
I'll say this now, you aint gonna get the best of me
I'll pull out my bling and pay your crew to leave
pull out your band aids, cos you're going to bleed
I'll tear through your body like a flesh eating disesase
and you're nothing to me, so I'll do this with ease

I'll put 20 slugs from your head to your groin
violence this fun is damn worth enjoyin'
I don't care if you put on 10 bullet proof vests
my hollow tips will tear right through to your chest
and this is all cos you tried to lyrically molest-
me, see now gee, and this whole time I wasn't talking lyrically

Laugh at your body, as it looks up in the sky
get in my escalade and do a drive by
Maybe to one , two, three or four
hell, I might drive by it just one more
This is because you think you're some kind of champ
but really, you're just a bunch of lyrical wank

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Why y'all calling my name in your raps?
Did I say you could ****ing do that?
I'm the dominance in this thread, you see.
All y'all get respected just by mentioning me.
So use your own raps to get some fans.
The last I want touching my name is your grubby hands.

:p

I can rhyme about whoever I want in my raps
even if what they say happens to be crap
I took a big risk mentioning your name
People might hear that and start thinkin i'm lame
I don't need to mention your name
Well, maybe I should tell people who to avoid in this rap game.

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Hey fisk dawg, is that you
beat you down in my first movie, there aint a need for part 2
Hows the knee you healed up yet?
comin toe to toe with the lyrical vet
Hold up homie, did you just say overrated?
Where were you thes last 5 pages? home masterbatin?--used already
Theres a new force in the thread, I mean old force fool
i've been here so long you better call me old school

You and EML may have have battled,
but you haven't tried me dawg,
my rhymes will make your bones rattle-used
chop down an oak tree, carve up the log
make a bat, give it to you, pull out my gat
then its over, new kingpin in town, move over

I don't even need radar senses to prove your rhymes suck
how you got this far homie? Well thats just dumb luck
like I said to EML, how is it possible for a man to both blow and suck?--suck and suck? yea great rhyme spitter indeed
Now that i've come at you homie, i'm all but f**ked
your the one whos f**ked, i'm comin out on top
i'm the lyrical executioner, and you're about to get the chop
I'll give you a gun and give you the first shot for free,
you'll probably wet your pants, scream like a b***tch and flee
cos theres no way you wana go to toe with me on this level
cos, you might as well call me the lyrical f**king daredevil:daredevil


So just because you made 1 or 2 "freestyles" your the new "champ"?

[QuiGonJosh]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
you sir...are an idiot...

you sir...have no penis!

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
So just because you made 1 or 2 "freestyles" your the new "champ"?

Uhhh.....I'm not exactly being serious as I write these freestyles.

I want to challange other posters except for EML and assassin and I didn't want to break out of character:D

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Get this striahgt b**ch, I AM the lyrical vet
You're just a punk kid who needs all the help he can get
Maybe you should go back to preschool for some lessons, and some respect
If its you vs a five year old, its against you i'm gonna bet
Cos you aint got no skill,
can't you see i'm the only one whos ill
People read my rhymes for the lyrcial fill in-
you're like a lesbian, you go after the chicks
but its clear you ain't got no f**king d!ck

I'll show up to your ghetto with guns, and not lyrically
Probably you won't be there cos you're too scared of me
Come out wit your crew and see if you cal lyrically molest me
I'll say this now, you aint gonna get the best of me
I'll pull out my bling and pay your crew to leave
pull out your band aids, cos you're going to bleed
I'll tear through your body like a flesh eating disesase
and you're nothing to me, so I'll do this with ease

I'll put 20 slugs from your head to your groin
violence this fun is damn worth enjoyin'
I don't care if you put on 10 bullet proof vests
my hollow tips will tear right through to your chest
and this is all cos you tried to lyrically molest-
me, see now gee, and this whole time I wasn't talking lyrically

Laugh at your body, as it looks up in the sky
get in my escalade and do a drive by
Maybe to one , two, three or four
hell, I might drive by it just one more
This is because you think you're some kind of champ
but really, you're just a bunch of lyrical wank

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr

Listen to Assassin32,
he's got the grooves worked in on you!
He's flipping his deadly ****,
beating you over the head with it.

:)

[TheArtofShadow]

Why don't you all just shut up
Rock and Roll is where you make the big buck

Thats what I call real music
Gangsta rap and R&B makes me sick

You've become a sheep of a degenerate society
Doing what everyone else does makes you feel like your a somebody
Well, I think you've got it all twisted
Your a nobody and I think you've missed it

Go ahead and join the crowd
I'm sure you'll make your mother proud

I know I do and even more
I make your mother feel like a two dollar whore

Don't expect respect for free
At least from me cause you don't know the meaning

I don't like rap, but if YOU do,
I've got my own idea that you are a TOOL!

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by QuiGonJosh
you sir...have no penis!

Who told You!
























;)

[MasterBates]

"Why don't you all just shut up
Rock and Roll is where you make the big buck

Thats what I call real music
Gangsta rap and R&B makes me sick

You've become a sheep of a degenerate society
Doing what everyone else does makes you feel like your a somebody
Well, I think you've got it all twisted
Your a nobody and I think you've missed it

Go ahead and join the crowd
I'm sure you'll make your mother proud

I know I do and even more
I make your mother feel like a two dollar whore

Don't expect respect for free
At least from me cause you don't know the meaning

I don't like rap, but if YOU do,
I've got my own idea that you are a TOOL!"

Look everyone! It's someone making insults while sitting behind a computer.

I'd expect more from someone from NJ.

But I guess I was wrong.

But for someone to come into this thread, and insult people for liking a style of music(especially when the people you insult are probably old enough to be your father), shows simply

a) You have no life
b) You have no life

Hit the strip kid.

[MasterBates]

Here's a tribute to my rap hatin' friends:

I like rock and roll and that's about
I sit home all day and complain about it
I have no life, I have no friends, my girlfriend's buggin me to buy her depends
I go to school all day and wear lipstick on my face
If your a man then come over, I'll give you a taste
I put nail polish on my hands, I love the color black
I do it to rebel cause everyone thinks I'm wack
I get picked on at school and think of killing someone
My idea of fun is stealing my father's gun
Even though rap has been established for about 20 years
I still b-it ch and moan about it like I'm a @&^&
If you like rap your a sheep of society
But hey I got my Dad's weed, come on dude! Get high with me!
Tommorow me and my friends are going to rave
Having thoughts of suicide, I wish I was dead in a grave!
I hate rap, and if you don't then your simply just wrong
You'd be much better if you were like Marilyn Manson and sucked your own dong.

I did!

Song:"I hate life, rap, and your stupid for liking any type of music other than rock"

Artist: Theartofshadow

Record: "I hate myself and I want to die"

Video coming soon...from my Mother's basement.

[MasterBates]

Wow! That was an awesome rhyme theartofshadow!

I didn't know you had it in you!

:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Of this ****, I am the Master.
After I left, this thread became a disaster.
TheArtOfShadow says rap is crap,
Doesn't he know rock sucks cock?
10 dozen homies armed with gats,
Ready to turn off your life-clock.
That's what you'll find if you keep dissing on rhymes.
You will soon find you are going to die.
We're just ****ing around,
shooting the ****.
You act like we're crawling on the ground,
eating ****.
But we aren't, fool.
You're the real mother-****ing tool!
You think bustin' on rap is cool,
I'm going to bust on your whole ****ing gene pool!

I'm bumping this ****,
so others can see my ****.
I want y'all ******s to read my ****.
And realize nothing can beat it.

[JcDc]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Of this ****, I am the Master.
After I left, this thread became a disaster.
TheArtOfShadow says rap is crap,
Doesn't he know rock sucks cock?
10 dozen homies armed with gats,
Ready to turn off your life-clock.
That's what you'll find if you keep dissing on rhymes.
You will soon find you are going to die.
We're just ****ing around,
shooting the ****.
You act like we're crawling on the ground,
eating ****.
But we aren't, fool.
You're the real mother-****ing tool!
You think bustin' on rap is cool,
I'm going to bust on your whole ****ing gene pool!

I'm bumping this ****,
so others can see my ****.
I want y'all ******s to read my ****.
And realize nothing can beat it.

How can you go from crap, to cock???

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by TheArtofShadow
Why don't you all just shut up
Rock and Roll is where you make the big buck

Thats what I call real music
Gangsta rap and R&B makes me sick

You've become a sheep of a degenerate society
Doing what everyone else does makes you feel like your a somebody
Well, I think you've got it all twisted
Your a nobody and I think you've missed it

Go ahead and join the crowd
I'm sure you'll make your mother proud

I know I do and even more
I make your mother feel like a two dollar whore

Don't expect respect for free
At least from me cause you don't know the meaning

I don't like rap, but if YOU do,
I've got my own idea that you are a TOOL!

Wow, smells like idiot. Go listen to Linkin Park.

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Assassin32
:rolleyes:



:)

Uh.....unless you didn't realise, its not a game, its just all in good fun......maybe not for you cos I don't like batman or something, but in here you can do a few things

a)Rap battle
b)Try to defend rock music by saying rap is crap, therefore making yourself feel better
c)Don't battle and just a be a b**ch

So, you're a c?:batman:

[dmcnx]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Wow, smells like idiot. Go listen to Linkin Park.

:(

Am I the only one on the boards who like linkin Park and Good Charlotte

[MasterBates]

Nah, I like Linkin Park.

A lot actually.

I think their first album is 20 times better than there second. But "faint" is a damn good song.

Good Charlotte? Nah. Not really into them. But that's cool if you are.

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
T/Bones
for you and all the retards who think you can take over our thread. Just because you don't like the rap genre, doesn't give you the right to come up in here and disrupt things. You didn't read the thread, so i'm putting up an old post to show you how it is.

Lick my a$$ and bite my balls
Better yet, fu ck all y'all
Bunch of damn ******s
All tryin' to be hip
By actin' like they're some kind of Blood or Crip
You ought to be blasting Rock through yer Bose
Instead of talkin' like the race who wear the bones through their nose :D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by JcDc
How can you go from crap, to cock???

TheArtOfShadow says rap is crap,
Doesn't he know rock sucks cock?
10 dozen homies armed with gats,
Ready to turn off your life-clock.

Rhyming doesn't always have to be two-lines together. I went "crap-cock-gats-clock".

:p

[Quentin Black]

God, the rapping here is really ****. EML I thought you were supposed to be good at this sort of stuff...

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

All I heard was

Blah Blah blah...I'm an ignorant *******...

:)

[Quentin Black]

:rolleyes: yeah sooo good.....not

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

You morons come in here dissing our ****.
Saying we don't know how to rhyme a hit.
Well, I just thought of beat and rapped to it.
So find a comfortable position, and sit.
Get ready to shove your foot in your asscrack.
Whoops! I didn't mean to say that.
I meant to say mouth,
not that it matters, **** spews out of them both.
I'll set up shot in your neighborhood,
where ******s be ravenous for canabis.
I'll sell street-drugs laced with crud,
and count my crisp Benjamins.
I ain't no Blood.
I ain't no Crip.
You ain't bangin' in the Hood.
You on some acid trip?
I'm the kind of mother****er who keeps a gat on his hip,
and my gun is loaded with a fitty bullet clip.
I roll with a 22 in the dash,
and a sawed-off in the rear.
You rollin with a little stash,
and a crew cowering in fear.
I'll lean back in the seat, roll a doobie.
Then I'll pull out my pistol and do my duty.
The tires on your piss-poor car will blow,
The tinted windows will shatter.
I'll put orange-sized holes in your hoe,
make you empty out your entire bladder.
You'll hear my footsteps as I approach,
still puffing on that perfect roach.
I'm higher than a kite,
gripping a smoking barrel.
You're shaking with fright,
thrashing and starting to flail.
You can feel the hot metal, pressed up against the side of your head.
No need for pleads, you're already dead.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Quentin Black
:rolleyes: yeah sooo good.....not

What? Newbie? What?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

No Love.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Uh.....unless you didn't realise, its not a game, its just all in good fun......maybe not for you cos I don't like batman or something, but in here you can do a few things

a)Rap battle
b)Try to defend rock music by saying rap is crap, therefore making yourself feel better
c)Don't battle and just a be a b**ch

So, you're a c?:batman:

I've destroyed you with my rhymes already, but what the hell, i'll hit with the good **** one more time.




It's time I put you in you place, I should've done this long ago
Now I'm gonna break you face, with one swing at you dome
Like Romo, crush your mother****in' orbital bone

You seem obsessed with me molesting you
And 5 year old boys in preschool,
You fool, I know your not just Horn-Head
Your Micheal Jackson, too!
So close your damn lips, I'm sick and tired of your hassle
**** with me and I'll punish that ass like Frank Castle
How come you don't get it? I'm just better at the rhymes and vocals
You couldn't see me if you were wearing a pair of bifocals
I do this east, west, north, south, and local
So, **** straps, I'm ready to kill with bare hands
Grab you by your neck, push you face in the sand
Stop breathin', it'll be over in a minute
I'm the man now, can't you see that your finished?
Actually I've always been the man
You were just a flash in the pan
Who couldn't make the grade, so here's your last stand
And I'm raining on your parade, stealing your land
Damn, I bet you want you manhood back
But it'll never be returned, I'm throwing that **** up to Mars
I'm taking your girlfriend away in the passenger seat of my car
And don't worry about my package, dog
My dick is even bigger than her arm

Yeah that's me homie
Owning you over and over
Proving that your phoney
And Knockin' heads off of shoulder
So, reach for the gat on your shelf, I ****in' dare you!!!
So, say somthin' else, *****, do I scare you!?!
Try to test me, you can't best me
Try to sleep, and you can't rest, see
I'm haunting you, gee
SO **** WITH ME!!!

[Mr.White]

It's not the east or the west side,
(No, it's not)
It's not the north or the south side,
(No, it's not)
It's the Dark Side,
(You are correct)

Keep frontin' the empire,
For all you Vadah haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up,
What is thy bidding my master
It's a disaster,
Skywalker, we're after,
What if he could be turned to the Dark Side?
Yes, he'll be a powerful ally,
Another dark jedi,
He will join us or die,

We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the tochi station?
I got a lay away on a power converter,
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder,

Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah
Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah

I'm YODA, I'm a SOLDIA,
I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya,
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size,
You won't believe your eyes, Watch the X-Wing rise,

Yoda, why you being a player hater,
You know that still gotta confront Lord Vader,
But Luke, not ready are you,
But there's a city in the clouds where they keepin' my crew
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now Vader, I'm coming for you,

Yea, that's right R2,
Time to set a new course,
We're going to Cloud City,

That's some good gin and tonic,
Could you please mix me up another,
Thing's about to get ugly,

Impressive, now release your anger,
You must sense that your friends are in danger,
Oooh, why you slice off my hand,
It is primative that you must understand,
Obi Wan would never bother,
Telling you about your father,
He told me enough,
He told me you killed him,
Then there's something I must reveal then,

I'm your father
(I'm your father)
x4

Knock him out the box, Luke
(Knock him out)
x4


Knock him out the box, Luke...

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by Mr.White
It's not the east or the west side,
(No, it's not)
It's not the north or the south side,
(No, it's not)
It's the Dark Side,
(You are correct)

Keep frontin' the empire,
For all you Vadah haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up,
What is thy bidding my master
It's a disaster,
Skywalker, we're after,
What if he could be turned to the Dark Side?
Yes, he'll be a powerful ally,
Another dark jedi,
He will join us or die,

We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the tochi station?
I got a lay away on a power converter,
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder,

Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah
Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah

I'm YODA, I'm a SOLDIA,
I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya,
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size,
You won't believe your eyes, Watch the X-Wing rise,

Yoda, why you being a player hater,
You know that still gotta confront Lord Vader,
But Luke, not ready are you,
But there's a city in the clouds where they keepin' my crew
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now Vader, I'm coming for you,

Yea, that's right R2,
Time to set a new course,
We're going to Cloud City,

That's some good gin and tonic,
Could you please mix me up another,
Thing's about to get ugly,

Impressive, now release your anger,
You must sense that your friends are in danger,
Oooh, why you slice off my hand,
It is primative that you must understand,
Obi Wan would never bother,
Telling you about your father,
He told me enough,
He told me you killed him,
Then there's something I must reveal then,

I'm your father
(I'm your father)
x4

Knock him out the box, Luke
(Knock him out)
x4


Knock him out the box, Luke...

very original...:rolleyes:

[Mr.White]

Yeah it is :confused:

[incurock31]

Originally posted by Mr.White
It's not the east or the west side,
(No, it's not)
It's not the north or the south side,
(No, it's not)
It's the Dark Side,
(You are correct)

Keep frontin' the empire,
For all you Vadah haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up,
What is thy bidding my master
It's a disaster,
Skywalker, we're after,
What if he could be turned to the Dark Side?
Yes, he'll be a powerful ally,
Another dark jedi,
He will join us or die,

We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the tochi station?
I got a lay away on a power converter,
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder,

Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah
Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Dagobah
Run to Dagobah

I'm YODA, I'm a SOLDIA,
I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya,
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size,
You won't believe your eyes, Watch the X-Wing rise,

Yoda, why you being a player hater,
You know that still gotta confront Lord Vader,
But Luke, not ready are you,
But there's a city in the clouds where they keepin' my crew
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now Vader, I'm coming for you,

Yea, that's right R2,
Time to set a new course,
We're going to Cloud City,

That's some good gin and tonic,
Could you please mix me up another,
Thing's about to get ugly,

Impressive, now release your anger,
You must sense that your friends are in danger,
Oooh, why you slice off my hand,
It is primative that you must understand,
Obi Wan would never bother,
Telling you about your father,
He told me enough,
He told me you killed him,
Then there's something I must reveal then,

I'm your father
(I'm your father)
x4

Knock him out the box, Luke
(Knock him out)
x4


Knock him out the box, Luke...

I have that memorized. :)

[Movies205]

CHICKAPOT PIE! CHICKAPOT PIE! CHICKAPOT PIE!

Gravedigger's in the motha ****in house!
ready to rap and style like never b4,
you might of heard rappers b4 and though what this ****!
But no... THE BIG **** IS HERE!
GRAVEDIGGER! COME TO DIG YOUR MOTHA ****IN GRAVE!!!!!

CHICKAPOT PIE! CHICKAPOT PIE! CHICKAPOT PIE!

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Assassin32
I've destroyed you with my rhymes already, but what the hell, i'll hit with the good **** one more time.




It's time I put you in you place, I should've done this long ago
Now I'm gonna break you face, with one swing at you dome
Like Romo, crush your mother****in' orbital bone

You seem obsessed with me molesting you
And 5 year old boys in preschool,
You fool, I know your not just Horn-Head
Your Micheal Jackson, too!
So close your damn lips, I'm sick and tired of your hassle
**** with me and I'll punish that ass like Frank Castle
How come you don't get it? I'm just better at the rhymes and vocals
You couldn't see me if you were wearing a pair of bifocals
I do this east, west, north, south, and local
So, **** straps, I'm ready to kill with bare hands
Grab you by your neck, push you face in the sand
Stop breathin', it'll be over in a minute
I'm the man now, can't you see that your finished?
Actually I've always been the man
You were just a flash in the pan
Who couldn't make the grade, so here's your last stand
And I'm raining on your parade, stealing your land
Damn, I bet you want you manhood back
But it'll never be returned, I'm throwing that **** up to Mars
I'm taking your girlfriend away in the passenger seat of my car
And don't worry about my package, dog
My dick is even bigger than her arm

Yeah that's me homie
Owning you over and over
Proving that your phoney
And Knockin' heads off of shoulder
So, reach for the gat on your shelf, I ****in' dare you!!!
So, say somthin' else, *****, do I scare you!?!
Try to test me, you can't best me
Try to sleep, and you can't rest, see
I'm haunting you, gee
SO **** WITH ME!!!

Defeated my rhymes, who you been listening to?
EML don't know s**t dawg, as I recall he's also been dissin you
I don't try to ally with people just to make you look stonger,
Thats what you've been doing to make your whack rhymes last longer
See thing is dawg, this thing here? its called a battle,
where you respond to ways you just got rattled
See, thing is, you don't even really fight back
you just change the subject and you're saying i'm whack?

F**k punishing you dawg, i'm gonna straight out murder you
no ones gonna miss your a$$ cos no ones f**king heard of you
You listen to EML, and find out who you are
those child molesting jokes will only get your untalended a$$ so far
I love how you stole that joke from EML,
you know infringing on copyrights can send you to Jail

I've never heard of a rapper who doesn't do s**t
and i've never heard of an assassin who hasn't done a hit
Homie, scared of you? More like scared of me?
I'm the f**king daredevil, hitting kingpins in the knee
You're just some lyrical f**king batman,
Rather slide down some poles all night while wearing spandex, damn!

[Assassin32]

So you want to murder an assassin?
Don't you know what I'm packin'
100,000 machine guns and a nation of crazy bastards
Ready to bust on any punk that's been hatin' and bashin'
With his head up his ass, thinkin' his rhymes are classic

So, I'm changin' the subject after you spit your weak flame?
***** please, every time I've posted a flow, I've set these boards ablaze
And left them in a smoking heap
While I just pick up weak MC's to eat
Chop them up with a blade and have myself a little feast
See I'm a BEAST, on the mic, my status is top-ranked
My rhymes are like a Mangnum
While your only shootin' blanks
And with blanks I can't be hit
Cause all my quick quips keep makin' you slip, dip-****
You keep watchin' my spits and quiver in fear, ya punk *****

Your nothing special, like all the rest, you're the same
And what i do to wannabes is snatch up your dames
Let the caps rain
Watch the blood drain
Leak out your brains and C-Walk on your grave
You believe you something so great, but i don't see it that way
Only 10 percent of your rhymes are passable
The other 90 is laughable
Tryin' to diss cause I'm cool with EML, please your just a trifflin' ho
Who just won't let it go, that he can't flow
Maybe I could show you so, if I came down and peeled your skull
Or dropped some bow's, don't you know?
You've been beaten, BROKEN AND DONE!
But if you want another ass whoopin', from the prodigal son
You just sit your queer ass there, CAUSE HERE I COME!

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Assassin32
So you want to murder an assassin?
Don't you know you know what I'm packin'
100,000 machine guns and a nation of crazy bastards
Ready to bust on any punk that's been hatin' and bashin'
With his head up his ass, thinkin' his rhymes are classic

So, I'm changin' the subject after you spit your weak flame?
***** please, every time I've posted a flow, I've set these boards ablaze
And left them in a smoking heap
While I just pick up weak MC's to eat
Chop them up with a blade and have myself a little feast
See I'm a BEAST, on the mic, my status is top-ranked
My rhymes are like a Mangnum
While your only shootin' blanks
And with blanks I can't be hit
Cause all my quick quips keep makin' you slip, dip-****
You keep watchin' my spits and quiver in fear, ya punk *****

Your nothing special, like all the rest, you're the same
And what i do to wannabes is snatch up your dames
Let the caps rain
Watch the blood drain
Leak out your brains and C-Walk on your grave
You believe you something so great, but i don't see it that way
Only 10 percent of your rhymes are passable
The other 90 is laughable
Tryin' to diss cause I'm cool with EML, please your just a trifflin' ho
Who just won't let it go, that he can't flow
Maybe I could show you so, if I came down and peeled your skull
Or dropped some bow's, don't you know?
You've been beaten, BROKEN AND DONE!
But if you want another ass whoopin', from the prodigal son
You just sit you queer ass there, CAUSE HERE I COME!


I'm standing still here spouting my rhymes, making you pissed
you're lyrical response is like aiming a high powered rifle at me, and still miss
100,000 of your guns? Homie you gotta start thinkin bigger
You're the only Assassin i've heard of who is too scared to pull a trigger
All those punks who are hatin and bashin'?
They aint even heard of you, to come after you, cos you aint ever lastin
I'm like f**king uranium, i'm gonna be here for 10,000 years
or till they close this thread, whatever it takes, i'm prepared

Homie, you're rhymes are so weak, they DO set the boards ablaze
the're so f**king s**t filled, the methane fumes makes this place stink for days
i'll light a match and be on my way,
Match hits the floor.....BOOM......they really did set it ablaze!

You let caps rain? That sounds about right
too scared to shoot em' so you throw them up in the air, alright
But I got a different method, a different perspective,
not something I want you to live with
See, if I want you dead, I'm gonna load my gun
Run up , before I pull it out, you're just gonna run
Chase you down and let the bullets rip
see if how many bullets I can fit into your hip
Gun butt you in the mouth till you get a fat lip
then beat your f**king head till your brains start to drip
Drop my gat, pull out a bat
test my theory if a cripple will be able to rap
How you gonna c-walk on my grave now, you f**king rat?
Maybe you can roll over on your wheelchair, how bout that?
Oh no, you got me all violent,
but now i'm gonna be a comedian and laugh at the sight of it

Maybe you need EML to live
Without his respect you aint got the respect of no one up in this biz
It takes two of the lamest rappers to go up against me
funny thing is, both of you lose, how f**ked up is he
You drag down his rhymes by being in the same vicinity!

You have to look for days to find a weak MC to eat
maybe Mr White's rhymes are a good enough treat,
Shooting blanks? Sure, homie, thats all i'd need
you'd run away cos you're too scared to bleed
I'm tired, how am I gonna fnish off this a$$?
I'll take a good quote from my homie Nas
*Bang* Whos shootin? I made you look,
You a slave to a page in my rhyme book

[dmcnx]

I left this thread when it had 11 pages :(

[The Kingpin]

Finnaly! Some Battles!

[The Spawn]

Yo, if this **** ain't bein' judged, then I retire
No more of my rhymes where I be lightin' all yo' asses on fire.
You can still call me King, Prince, or Sire,
When you're the guy down at the shop, changin' mah tire.
Goin' holy on yo ass in my ecclesiastical attire,
Get that pie to my house 30 minutes or less, or your ass is on the wire.
When it comes to the rap game, I've got just one desire,
That's beatin' all the levels, and just gettin' higher and higher.
Cuz I require like Mike Meyers in an all comedian choir,
The need to succeed by an all elite creed
To indeed exceed all the weeds and watch them bleed
Weeds like you rockin' all over the place,
Askin' for autographs all up in my face
When I give you a fist sandwhich, you won't like the taste
I hate the way you've put talent to waste
Your ass is in denial, you feel that ain't the case
You're day dreamin', your minds up in space
Brain matters left without a trace,
You need to embrace your titles as a degrace
While looking for sucess, you've gotten left behind in the chase
You're like a welfare case, rhymes the prize in this hurdle race.
You're the turtle, I'm the hare,
You've got no frequent flyer miles to spare,
This Aesops Fable ends with me makin' the ticker tape tear
If you've got somethin' to say, please do share
I'm the Rap Millionaire, the only king in this game o' Solitaire
You sayin' it ain't fair
You can't dare to compare to the power that is here
That power is me, the Rap-Cave is my lair,
I'll stay there with the tender love'n care.
Ah ****, I said I'd retire...
Spent a bunch o' lines with rhymes, I guess I'm a liar

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Don't all you guys just love
how I'm the one who stands above-
all you guys, sitting on my throne.
Maybe I'll throw you dogs a bone.
You're all referring to me in your lyrics,
Keep using it and I'll start handing out tickets.
Make you pay me for some royalties,
if you wig out, I'll give you a deadly disease.
You see, that's what I call my bullets.
They aren't weapons, they're the plague.
Blowing holes in ***** tits.
I carry weapons bigger than a 22 gauge.

No, I'm just playin', doods.
No need to pump steroids in your attitudes.
You guys are alright in my book.
Some of ya'll even deserve a second look.
Except for the haters and the bashers who roll up,
trying to say rappin' is horrible.
I'll pull back a fist and hit you like a truck,
ain't that adorable?
I'll break you, ****ing destroy you.
Pull out a sword, dice your ass.
I'll slice your homies too,
burn them like bad grass.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
All you rap-haters are mother****ing Gay!
I've got no apprehension,
ain't afraid of starting some New York-sized Tension!
Y'all heard of Biggie and Tupac,
and the fact that both them got shot.
Well, I'm a lyrical mix of both of them,
come in to my ****ing Magneto Den.
Try to put a cap in my noodle,
I'll put you down like a pussy-whipped poodle.
You'll find that your life is leaving you, man.
Won't be enough of you left to fill a can.
You'll be bite-sized pieces,
small enough to feed to the geeses.

Boom! Boom! Boom!
Here comes the ****er from Mount Doom.
I'm Sauron up in this mother****er,
you're nothing but a little Hobbit-brother.
Except this isn't Middle Earth, you won't win.
I'll ***** slap like you're ugly as sin.
Oh wait! You are! Sorry, G!
Your face is thoroughly disugsting me!
God Damn! Ever hear of washing?
I'll use my Ring to take pop that ugly thing.
What? That's not a zit I popped dead?
Oops, I'm so sorry for popping your head!!
(Not!!!)

[The Kingpin]

Yo see I make music
To make you sick
Of fake music
and hate music
Like wannabe and Gameface music
If it too hard fo you to understand
Come to the real game
And stop playin underhand
You see Some rappers just want to be rich
They all want cars, houses and a nice *****
But they dont understand what its like in poverty
And have dreams of just witnessing, pure sovereigny
Get off a me
All you cops you see
Right when you see me
You come and walk to me
And come and talk to me,
about the robbery
And if i had to do anything with it
But you know Im the Kingpin
And i control the crime dont you get it?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

She loves me,
She loves me not.
She Loves ME!
She loves me not.
Why do I find myself laying here on the couch?
Why as she being such a grouch?
What did I do to deserve this?
Did I speak some sort of silent diss?
I didn't mean to, Lord I swear it.
God, tell me how I can repair this!
Give me guidance, show me the light!
How can I mend things with my wife?
I love her so much,
I long for her touch.
What did I do to get kicked out of bed?
Tonight, I didn't even ask for head!
If I could learn only one thing,
it would be to get inside a girl's head.
Just that one thing.
And I'd be set.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
What did I do to get such tough love?
I love her.
She loves me not.
She is the one I adore.
We were even thinking of having a Tot.
Baby, what did I do?
That's the only thing I want from you.
Besides you love and tenderness,
Boo, I just want one more kiss!
She loves me,
She loves me not.
She loves me.
Why has she forgot?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

No Love.

[The Spawn]

?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

!

:confused:

[The Spawn]

I hear ya.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

But I'm a deaf mute? :p

[The Spawn]

This thread has its ups....and downs.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I find it funny that I can put names to the downs....

[The Spawn]

This isnt an actual battle...there needs to be judges and face offs. We can call it:


H Mile.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

"Now everybody in the SHH, put your mother****ing hands up!
Now everybody in the SHH, put your mother****ing hands up!"

:p

[The Spawn]

We're getting there...I may redo this whole topic.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Yes, perhaps a reincarnation is in order....

[The Spawn]

I'll plan it up

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Plan it homie,
But you have to think certain things about the thread:
-How long we have to respond
-how many people can battle at once
-How we handle people who want to hassle rap
-How many contestants are allowed

[The Spawn]

I'm in a chat rap battle now...I may have to hook it up like 'dat

[Ol' Horn-Head]

you mean like msn or icq?

[The Spawn]

AIM....its better off here though....I'll start a topic for folks are even viable for the actual game

[AbayTimma]

why dont you just continue here

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
why dont you just continue here

Because here isn't a real rap battle. People have like hours to think up their rhymes and post them here. On AIM you have to be quick.

[AbayTimma]

true..., but we could make adjustments

[The Spawn]

You'd be disqualified if ur comp had to be reset

[Ol' Horn-Head]

I'm off....post in here when the new thread is ready to name the compeditors

Make it a couple of days in advance

[The Spawn]

Hell Yea

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Excellent :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

This is a call out,
To any ****ers who want to get their brawl out.
I'm ready to stand at this mic, rock your world.
I'm tired of just sitting here, being bored.
Get the **** up here, cowards!
It's time to get blown away by my power!

I'll ****ing **** you up,
*****, I'll ****ing bust your *****-cock off and **** you up!
Mother****ers screaming at me,
Mother****ers *****ing, called jealousy!
You ****ing see all these ****ing stars?!
My profanity is worst than SARS!
Mother****ers always trying to **** with me.
Put the ****ing PARENTAL ADVISORY on my CD.
My swearing is tearing up the hearing of white parents.
Scared their ***** children will hear it and throw torrents.
I'm Hurrican ERIK, *****.
I'll roll in to town and **** up your ****!
BOOM! I'll strike like Osama,
except I won't use a hijacked airliner!
You can look forward to me rolling up to your crib,
got a bullet for you and each one of your kids!
Break down the door with a shotgun slug,
splatter your dog's blood all over the rug!
Listen up, all you mother****ers!
I don't care if you're the size of a continental trucker!
My gun will put you down.
Just eat lead, clown.
You're in my mother****ing town!
So either get shot or turn you ***** ass around!

BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Here comes your mother****ing DOOM!!!!!
I'm like a lineman at the Super Bowl,
geared up to kick some opponent ass.
My lyrics are better than Billy Joel,
I'm not afraid to hit your jaw of glass.
Watch out, ******s!
Your body will be six feet deep,
covered in maggots!
I'll run you down in my pimped out Jeep.
I'm a homophobe to the core,
with women, I shoot and score.
Any guy who likes the men better stay away.
The first group on my "To Kill" list is GAY!
Oh Dear, Did I really say that?
Oh my, hide the mother****ing Gat!
Some little punk is going to report me!
Dear Lord, don't let them see me uncross a t!
I crossed the line!
I might have went too far this time!
I don't give a dime,
pull up a chair and eat my slime!
Whoa!, like Keanu up in this ****.
Acting like a plank and lovin' it!
Booo! The Matrix fanboys call!
Get out of here, kids! Go to the ****ing mall!
Don't need none of you youngin's up in this place.
You aren't old enough.
You're a ****ing disgrace!
Go to the gym and get tough.
Then come back for the race!

E M Lehnsherr.
No need to make jokes about dentures.
I may look old in my avatar,
but I'm the best here, by far.
So crawl out of your cradles, boys.
Put down them pokemon toys!
Come up to the platform,
So I can rip you apart like Xorn.

HOLLA!

[The Kingpin]

Face it EML our thread is dead:(

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

No, just you.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

No takers, eh?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by The Spawn
This isnt an actual battle...there needs to be judges and face offs. We can call it:


H Mile.

I'd like to be a judge :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
I'd like to be a judge :)

I'd prefer someone better...

[Solid Snake]

im a muttha f-ing P I M P !!

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'd prefer someone better...

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about :)

Indeed I don't :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Solid Snake
im a muttha f-ing P I M P !!

Oh yea? Well I'm a mother****ing pimp!

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Indeed I don't :)

:)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
:)

:mad:

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
:mad:

:)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

You bastard.

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
You bastard.

:)

[The Kingpin]

Ill be the judge:mad:

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Ill be the judge:mad:

There could be more than one. We should have 3, like on 106 and Park. :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I think yo mamma should judge. She knows everyone :o

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
There could be more than one. We should have 3, like on 106 and Park. :)

There are only about 4 that do this:D

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I think yo mamma should judge. She knows everyone :o

That was weak, I expected better from you :( :o

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
There are only about 4 that do this:D

Then there should be 2 judges, who don't freestyle on-line.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
That was weak, I expected better from you :( :o

You're weak, and I still don't expect much out of you :)

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
You're weak, and I still don't expect much out of you :)

That's better :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
That's better :)

But you aren't :(

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
But you aren't :(

[Aaliyah]Try Again[Aaliyah]

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
[Aaliyah]Try Again[Aaliyah]

she's dead. And so are your skills :)

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
she's dead. And so are your skills :)

:up:

R.I.P. Aaliyah :(

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Oh yea, i'll rip her good...

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Oh yea, i'll rip her good...

Oops :o

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

:D:D:D

[AbayTimma]

How long have you been a mod ERIK?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Awhile...

[Webmistress]

And he is just so loveable too!

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Pfft. :rolleyes:

:p

[AbayTimma]

damn, this is a long thread

[AbayTimma]

400 POSTS!

[AbayTimma]

abay bump

[AbayTimma]

abay bump bump

[The Kingpin]

Abay you havnt been in community for a while

[AbayTimma]

i know, i have mostly been reading stuff, not posting

[-masta^minded-]

so many kid writing rhymes theese days/
it´s a proven fact now that stupidity pays/
on the boards there aint no competition/
call me an oldtimer but that I´mbest is still official/
superficial(sp?) girls like me for my hot rhymes/
hehh they think they can fool tha masta mind/

[AbayTimma]

that sucked...:)

[C. Lee]

Having to work on the weekend is such a drag
Much rather be looking for a hot chick to shag
Guess I'll have to go to the bathroom with a mag
Oh God no magazine there's a hole in the bag
All my goodies for the day they fell out
It's enough to make a preacher scream and shout
I'm all alone there ain't a soul about
Can't leave work can't retrace my route
Here to midnight don't have a thing to eat
Need some candy need some kind of treat
I'll call for a pizza with cheese and extra meat
Maybe a hot young thing'll bring it won't that be sweet

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

BUAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D:D

[Super_Ludacris]

yeah people it's been a while let ya know I rock it
spit flames off the chain my chemicals of rhymes is toxic
I came to kill you fellas at this lyrical function
you can't rhyme like the coalition can't find weapons of destruction
so worldwide from the street to the slammer
ya tryin to see if I stay true to my grammer
**** the glitz n glamma
hit them with the blitz n ammour
so yeah I'm ready to spit it drop it so sweet
aint been on this site for 2 damn weeks
don't need check back to know ya response is weak
fathead Kingpin is grilled,basically dead meat
lyrically I killed him like a first degree murder
and is heart reacted like he ate 40 double cheeseburgers
it stopped,he dropped but this aint the double R Anthem
I stomp a mudhole in your ass when I rap random
my stock has risen,like shares in Oil Prices of Texaco
rip ya eyeballs out like Johnny Depp in Once upon time in Mexico
Kingpin need to fall back he aint as big as Deebo
matter of fact you a little fish ya need find Nemo!

[C. Lee]

I'm still at work and all alone
Can't call out, trouble with the phone
Pretty girl over in the park
Damn she's leaving, it's getting dark
Hang out the window and call her over
Nearer she gets the more she looks like Rover
Oh well, I'll invite her in for a while
Might wind up doing some doggystyle

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Super_Ludacris
yeah people it's been a while let ya know I rock it
spit flames off the chain my chemicals of rhymes is toxic
I came to kill you fellas at this lyrical function
you can't rhyme like the coalition can't find weapons of destruction
so worldwide from the street to the slammer
ya tryin to see if I stay true to my grammer
**** the glitz n glamma
hit them with the blitz n ammour
so yeah I'm ready to spit it drop it so sweet
aint been on this site for 2 damn weeks
don't need check back to know ya response is weak
fathead Kingpin is grilled,basically dead meat
lyrically I killed him like a first degree murder
and is heart reacted like he ate 40 double cheeseburgers
it stopped,he dropped but this aint the double R Anthem
I stomp a mudhole in your ass when I rap random
my stock has risen,like shares in Oil Prices of Texaco
rip ya eyeballs out like Johnny Depp in Once upon time in Mexico
Kingpin need to fall back he aint as big as Deebo
matter of fact you a little fish ya need find Nemo!

May I have your attention please?
Would you please lay off the Pop Hip Hop cheese?
You're spits aren't random, they're easy to predict.
Like a 16 year old who ****s his first clit.
All you do is throw out pop culture references.
Others tried that, and that was the death of them.
You have no stock
You have no cock.
You can't kill **** because you don't have the stones.
You're just trying to keep up with the Jones.
I'm the mac, I'm the real McCoy.
You're nothing but a dick-whipped little boy.

[The Spawn]

Shiiiiiiiiit

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Shiiiiit? As in 'his was shiiiiit,' or 'I am the shiiiit?' :p

[The Spawn]

The latter

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Grassy Ass. :)


That's Spanish for Thank You :p

[The Spawn]

Yo, somebody call the cops, The Game is on the loose,
He'll throw you around in circles, and have you playin' duck, duck, goose.
Ha, ha...*****, it looks like your it,
I'm gonna whip out the needle, and pop this zit.
Thats right, your just a blemish, a speck of imperfection.
My lyrics are so hot and beautiful, you get erections.
I'm the Rap God you put in the election,
Back in Pre-School, they sent you to the Dunce Section.
At the prom, when you went up to girls, all you got was rejection,
When I'm done with you, you'll be added to my Lame Ass collection.
Heads lined up against my wall,
Reppin' the Lame-O's like you who were specks that were smaller than small.

[The Spawn]

More like Gangsta Spanish

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Or Stupid-White-High-School-Kid Spanish. God I hated high school.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I'm just sitting here,
Twiddling my gauntleted thumbs.
everybody's run in fear.
Like being in public with the runs.
I've got no one to smack.
I've no got newbies to attack.
Poor me, wose me, comfort me.
What happened to the 'hip hop' Community?
Y'all came in calling me a poser.
Now you're nowhere to be seen.
I've run you off with a Bull Dozer.
I am the King of Rap, and Hip Hop is my queen.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'm just sitting here,
Twiddling my gauntleted thumbs.

:up: I like that one:), and I think everyone is waiting for The Spawn's new rap battle thread to start.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Spawn's Battle won't be a thread. it's going to be a chat.

[Assassin32]

Then I have no idea why things have slowed down here.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Now everybody raise their hands.
Put 'em up above your heads.
Do upside down handstands,
or sleep in vertical beds.
Now listen to what I have to say.
Make sure you wave your hands, or you will pay.
I'm the ****-killer.
******s call me Erik The Ripper.
I'll murder you, torture you.
Make you wish you were a Jew,
In ancient Egypt, that is.
Being a slave is better than taking my diss.
I'm the kind of rapper who writes on the fly.
I may be all smiles, but I'm no nice guy.
My grin is nothing but a facade.
I'm a ****ing Hell-Spawned God.
I carry a four-pound glock.
Just incase you like to get shot.
I'll pistol whip you in the face.
Your life will be over, closed-case.
Boom! Boom! Bang!
Damn, Erik just took out the whole Gang!
Where you running, gangsta?
I thought you were calling me a wanksta...
Run, pussy, run, as fast as you can.
Run from the Acid-spitting Man.
My lyrics are epics, the best of the best.
Your lyrics are ****, can't stand up to the test.
I'm so bored that I'm rapping to myself.
It's so sad that you folded the cards you were dealt.
In this Poker game of Life, I'm the dealer.
And if you **** up, I'm the Grim Reaper.
Come to collect the money and you life.
And while I'm at it, I'll slam my business up in your wife.
You got kids? That's fantastic!
Let's see from how high I can drop the lil spastic!
He'll hit the pavement, then you'll all hit the dirt.
More than your feelings will be hurt.
You and your family will be dead.
When you're six feet deep, I'll gladly piss on your head.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Bah to you.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

God-damn you lazy people.

[The Kingpin]

God-damn us tired people:p

[Assassin32]

I think we are the only people who post rhymes in here that are on right now. Everyone else is......somewhere else.:(

[Assassin32]

Oh, I guess Kingpin's here, too.:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Post, Kingpin! PosT! I have anger to unleash...

[The Kingpin]

bleh

[The Kingpin]

EMLs a pussy ok rap

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
EMLs a pussy ok rap

Wow. Really creative :eek:

[The Kingpin]

I told you man Im tired:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Damn you :(

[The Kingpin]

Ok....one second:D

[Assassin32]

Alright!:D

[The Kingpin]

check it, check it ,check it, check it
this hers fo tha motha****ing record
chity chitty bang bang
a chity bang bang
motha****ing hypers can hang-
dont give me no lip-
dont give me no back talk
dont make me get my gun and blow
your mother****in head off-
Usually hypers know my style
god damnit
Now you make me go up like in 8 mile
so you can watch me slam it
In that tourney ill be taken the dough
Youll wear the pick
Even if you dont the afro
so dont try me
you better walk by me
Im the menace of the society


-yea it sucked ok:(

[Assassin32]

C'mon Kingpin. I know for a fact you can spit better than that.

[The Kingpin]

haha did you see the SNL freestyle?:D Hilarious:D :D

[Assassin32]

SNL Freestyle?.......Saturday Night Live?

And no, I haven't seen it. Where is it?

[The Kingpin]

Yea SNL=Satuirday Night Live

Its on now but the freestyle is over

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
check it, check it ,check it, check it
this hers fo tha motha****ing record
chity chitty bang bang
a chity bang bang
motha****ing hypers can hang-
dont give me no lip-
dont give me no back talk
dont make me get my gun and blow
your mother****in head off-
Usually hypers know my style
god damnit
Now you make me go up like in 8 mile
so you can watch me slam it
In that tourney ill be taken the dough
Youll wear the pick
Even if you dont the afro
so dont try me
you better walk by me
Im the menace of the society


-yea it sucked ok:(

Oh Dear God.
This ****** is a fraud.
You need to re-evaluate.
Maybe even pick up another trait.
That trait is called talent, something you lack.
Get off the stage you two-bit hack!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Clitty Clitty Slang Slang!
What the **** were you thinking, putting that **** out?
Worse than the SNL Lunch Lady, who's got a case of the gout.
Damn, that was a long line.
I better shorten it this time.
Ha-Ha, gangster, this was easy.
I'm the elated one, off the fo'sheazy.

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr

That trait is called talent, something you lack.
Get off the stage you two-bit hack!


:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Fo'shizzle :)

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Ha-Ha, gangster, this was easy.
I'm the elated one, off the fo'sheazy.
off the fo sheazy?
haha
you mean off the heazy right?

[The Spawn]

The official one will be in a chat, the Unofficial one is all thread

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
off the fo sheazy?
haha
you mean off the heazy right?

No, I don't :p I needed a heazy, so I put a heazy in to end it. I was just messing around with that last one. :p

[KniteYxSpydeY]

hahaha nice

well, keep up the spits

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Thug Life

:p

[The Spawn]

Yo, my Rap Battle Tourney will start when the kids are ready,
I'm waiting for these kids to whip out the library card and go study.
When they get back, they'll have some nice **** to say,
But still, I'm gonna own 'em like all damn day.
These kids tryin' to rap like John Cena,
They got one thing in common, and thats their small weenas.
Go back home, watch the Oxygen channel, record some reruns of Xena
When your magic skills are up to par, I'll start callin' you Sabrina

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Yo, my Rap Battle Tourney will start when the kids are ready,
I'm waiting for these kids to whip out the library card and go study.
When they get back, they'll have some nice **** to say,
But still, I'm gonna own 'em like all damn day.
These kids tryin' to rap like John Cena,
They got one thing in common, and thats their small weenas.
Go back home, watch the Oxygen channel, record some reruns of Xena
When your magic skills are up to par, I'll start callin' you Sabrina

The Spawn's got me thinking:
"What the **** is he drinking?"
Can I have some? Just one sip?
I'm sure it will send me on a head trip.
Because that's where you must be,
to think we're all kids in Community.
I'm ready to throw down now.
**** all those other Pop-Rap cows.
They don't know ****, never will.
So let's shorten the list on the bill.
**** all the ******s and fakes.
Beating them will be easy as cake.

[The Spawn]

Drinking and eating cake do not mix well,
We already spoke of this community, and its sinners goin' to ***** hell.
To tell 'em that they can't match hits with you,
Is like tellin' Arnold S. he's gonna run Cali. in a year or two.
The chances of that happin' are slim to None,
Instead of having cake, lets eat some buns.
High protein, and low if fat,
This rap was short, yet none of you can beat that

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Drinking and eating cake do not mix well,
We already spoke of this community, and its sinners goin' to ***** hell.
To tell 'em that they can't match hits with you,
Is like tellin' Arnold S. he's gonna run Cali. in a year or two.
The chances of that happin' are slim to None,
Instead of having cake, lets eat some buns.
High protein, and low if fat,
This rap was short, yet none of you can beat that

Haven't you been listening to the news?
Arnie's on his way to be being Governor, dude!
I'll drink what I want, and eat that too.
I'll be the one who matches disses with you.
I may not dominate when you're on-line.
But our lyrical geniuses tie.

[The Spawn]

My friend, The Spawn is second to none,
I haven't been serious once, its all been for fun.
If my fun rhymes are deadly, think of the tough ones,
Gotta go to the store and whip out the holy water from the nuns.
I'm just diverse, when it comes to a hurricane, I'm the worst,
If you end up in the raffle against me every time, God don't like you cuz you got THE curse.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
My friend, The Spawn is second to none,
I haven't been serious once, its all been for fun.
If my fun rhymes are deadly, think of the tough ones,
Gotta go to the store and whip out the holy water from the nuns.
I'm just diverse, when it comes to a hurricane, I'm the worst,
If you end up in the raffle against me every time, God don't like you cuz you got THE curse.

I'm ready to tear down the bracket.
My **** is what's making the racket.
I'm loud, strong, and fiery.
You'll get burned if you stand beside me.
Holy Water won't do ****.
That's like lighting a fire and throwing gas on it.
I'll explode in your eardrums, fry your brain.
Go up against me, your life I will drain.

[The Spawn]

***** Please, try your best to stand up against me,
You can't play THE GAME, let alone spell it, thats G-A-M-E.
Make sure the first letter stays capital,
The chances of me stompin' anyone is factual.
I've never lost to anyone, and I don't plan to any time soon,
This games on pause right now, better hit resume.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Rap isn't a G-A-M-E, Game son.
Ask any rapper and they'll tell you, ten-to-one.
Rap's a lifestyle, a way of living.
It's about taking what you get and in return giving.
You've never lost before?
Then let me take your loss-virginty, whore.
Your game is on pause, but life is not.
Life's on full time, and you only got one shot.

[Assassin32]

Oohhh, it's heating up now.:D

[The Spawn]

Yo, I'm the most important cuz my name is the Game,
You can try and be the best, but you'll never be the same.
I take prideful kids like you, and place them in the hall of shame.
They finally realize that they were in the wrong lane.
People like you always tryin' to bring me down,
Instead, cook me dinner, and fetch me my Golden Crown.
When my music plays, the *****es play it in surround sound,
Your just another lost pup, gonna get sewn up, at the dog pound.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Oohhh, it's heating up now.:D

We're just getting warmed up for the big show...

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Yo, I'm the most important cuz my name is the Game,
You can try and be the best, but you'll never be the same.
I take prideful kids like you, and place them in the hall of shame.
They finally realize that they were in the wrong lane.
People like you always tryin' to bring me down,
Instead, cook me dinner, and fetch me my Golden Crown.
When my music plays, the *****es play it in surround sound,
Your just another lost pup, gonna get sewn up, at the dog pound.

Now that I really listen,
You're nothing by carbon copy dissing.
You spit just like the rest of them.
Say you're the Big Cock, when you're really a hen.
I can't believe it took me this long,
to realize you have no song.
Go get some real originality.
Or I'll just bust you back to reality.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
We're just getting warmed up for the big show...

What's the big show? Are you guys facing off in a chat room battle?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Everyone who signed up is...

[The Spawn]

Ha? Blast me back to reality?
The only reason youre still standing is because of hospitality.
This is just a friggin' warm-up, so there are no fatalities,
The way you rhyme is more of an abnormality.
I'll own anyone, don't matter what sex they are, or nationality.
The same rules applies to you,
This ain't no mystery, no need for Scooby Doo.
I'm takin' your ass straight back to Point A,
Ain't that 'coo'?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Ha? Blast me back to reality?
The only reason youre still standing is because of hospitality.
This is just a friggin' warm-up, so there are no fatalities,
The way you rhyme is more of an abnormality.
I'll own anyone, don't matter what sex they are, or nationality.
The same rules applies to you,
This ain't no mystery, no need for Scooby Doo.
I'm takin' your ass straight back to Point A,
Ain't that 'coo'?

You're going back to A, but I'll 'B' 'C'ing you later.
Go back to the basics, get a lyrical calculator.
You're going to need one once my **** comes out.
I'll be raking in money and kicking losers out.
So, when you find yourself out on the curb,
Just remember this one little blurb.
You could have been great, son.
But now you're Rap Game is done.

[The Spawn]

The only reason my rap Game is done,
Cuz this is one Rap Game I've already won.
You've got a ton of bricks on your back,
Time to say nighty nighty, let your ass hit the sack.
It seems to me that schools back in session,
When it comes to Rap Wrestling, I am Ruthless Aggression.
I mix it up with a little rap and rock,
My lyrical diversity comes as a shock,
The clock is ticking, and its out of 'tock,'
If this were a sport, I'd be the Number One Jock.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
The only reason my rap Game is done,
Cuz this is one Rap Game I've already won.
You've got a ton of bricks on your back,
Time to say nighty nighty, let your ass hit the sack.
It seems to me that schools back in session,
When it comes to Rap Wrestling, I am Ruthless Aggression.
I mix it up with a little rap and rock,
My lyrical diversity comes as a shock,
The clock is ticking, and its out of 'tock,'
If this were a sport, I'd be the Number One Jock.

School is back in session,
which is why I'm here, giving you a lesson.
You're the Number one Jock that drops the Rock.
Ain't it a shock when I blow up your clock with my glock?
I've got two-tons of bricks on my shoulders,
That's the true mark of street soldiers.
We hold the world up constantly.
We can't be like the Spawn: "Time for tea!"
Go back to your middle-class hopes and dreams.
You'll never make it to the Hip Hop allStar Team.

[The Spawn]

I quit the Shh-Unit, I don't join any teams,
I don't eat crumpets, or drink cups of tea.
If I were to give up ever, you'd run around with glee,
Then you'd end up tripping over your own debris.
When it comes to the rhyme, I'm the ultimate emcee,
I take care of my opression to a tolerable degree.
None of you can even drive me bananas,
Its funny, cuz when I destory you, I do it with manners.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I quit the Shh-Unit, I don't join any teams,
I don't eat crumpets, or drink cups of tea.
If I were to give up ever, you'd run around with glee,
Then you'd end up tripping over your own debris.
When it comes to the rhyme, I'm the ultimate emcee,
I take care of my opression to a tolerable degree.
None of you can even drive me bananas,
Its funny, cuz when I destory you, I do it with manners.

I dropped the Unit awhile ago.
They weren't fully attuned to my flow, you know?
Don't worry Spawny, you won't need to give up.
Not as long as I can stand up and blow your head up.
I may not drive you bananas, but I make you go ape.
You spout about manners, I spit about RAPE.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
School is back in session,
which is why I'm here, giving you a lesson.
You're the Number one Jock that drops the Rock.
Ain't it a shock when I blow up your clock with my glock?
I've got two-tons of bricks on my shoulders,
That's the true mark of street soldiers.
We hold the world up constantly.
We can't be like the Spawn: "Time for tea!"
Go back to your middle-class hopes and dreams.
You'll never make it to the Hip Hop allStar Team.

Damn, EML. You guys were neck and neck the whole battle, but you killed it with that one. Nice.:up:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Damn, EML. You guys were neck and neck the whole battle, but you killed it with that one. Nice.:up:

:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I don't get a response from The Spawn?

[Assassin32]

He signed off.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

That hobo :mad:

[Assassin32]

I'm bored, does anyone want to battle?

[Assassin32]

Well.....

[The Spawn]

I had to go out and do some training,
While you were busy whining, I was out taming.
Teachin' kids like you, off the rap battle field,
Unlike King Arhtur, there ain't no sword you know how to weild.
I make 20K a year, and you call me a hobo?
Its not my fault your like those guys on Bravo, you homo.
If 12 men came in a cup, you'd most likely drink it,
If your ass was a boat, I'd most likely sink it.

[The Kingpin]

Yo save it for the tourney:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I had to go out and do some training,
While you were busy whining, I was out taming.
Teachin' kids like you, off the rap battle field,
Unlike King Arhtur, there ain't no sword you know how to weild.
I make 20K a year, and you call me a hobo?
Its not my fault your like those guys on Bravo, you homo.
If 12 men came in a cup, you'd most likely drink it,
If your ass was a boat, I'd most likely sink it.

20 g's a year? What are you, a teacher?
You claim to be, what's your main feature?
After the "your" mistake, it's not likely English.
And after that last rhyme, I hope it's not 'How to Diss."
Because you suck at doing that,
I'd hate to see you ruin a whole generation of Rap.
'You're' so sad you had to rip a diss from 8 Mile,
but even that didn't save your gigantic Rap-pile of Bile.

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
20 g's a year? What are you, a teacher?
You claim to be, what's your main feature?
After the "your" mistake, it's not likely English.
And after that last rhyme, I hope it's not 'How to Diss."


That part was really good:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Danke :)

[AbayTimma]

why do you say that, its foolish.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
why do you say that, its foolish.

Correction: 'Why do you say that? It's foolish.'

Response: Eat me, junior.

:)

[DJ BLASTER]

shut up u flamming queer, who the hell says eat me junior/

oh im sorry, "comma" .........

timma call: TTUH- TUH- TIMMMMAAAAAAHHHHHHH- UUUUNNNNITTT!!!!1111

[The Kingpin]

DJ BLASTER-AbayTimma:)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
shut up u flamming queer, who the hell says eat me junior/

oh im sorry, "comma" .........

timma call: TTUH- TUH- TIMMMMAAAAAAHHHHHHH- UUUUNNNNITTT!!!!1111

Obviously, I say 'Eat me, junior.' Because it applies to both sides of your person. The UBER-GAY side, and the scared little boy side.

So go roll a doobie filled with my feces, smoke it, choke, and die, you little insignificant piece of nothing :)

[AbayTimma]

i swear thats not me, its my friend

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Your sig is too long.

[AbayTimma]

alright. ill change it homie. lol

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Sweetness :)

[Assassin32]

I sit, patiently, waiting for a challenge
Armed from head to toe in armor
Fiddling with my talons
Paranoid from any sound in my home
Anxiously, prepared to slit any MC's throat
But what happened to this place?
As I finish off this last bottle of gin
It seems our thread has been defaced
By them *****es that claim rock has been
Dominating the scene, and rap is done
The mother****in' heavy metal lovers have come

You see, all I want to do is box these rockers
While those **** just want get close to rock my boxers
So, I cock the glock, sir
Throw down the hammers are tear up that kevlar
Leaving more than scars,
Yeah, my caps pushed straight through their cars
Do you feel me? I'm that void
That boy who ends joy and keeps morticians employed
So if you still want to test me, we can bust them toys
But be prepared the night before to have a youself a foy

But it seems my rhymes are just too magical for you to scathe
So I'm turning in this Uzi and shank for a Keyblade
So now if you want some just stand up and say:
"Assassin, I'm ready, haul me off to my grave"

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

There isn't going to be no hauling.
Especially by this Assassin punk who thinks he's ballin'.
You're spitting about killing, firing your gun.
*****, I'm still living, so you better ****ing run.
Take your Uzi or your KeyBlade.
Doesn't change the fact that you never get laid.
You carry a big gun but no cock.
But my dick is bigger than my glock.
Whoa, man! Hold on to little John.
I said that and this *** got a hard on!
You talk about rocking people's boxers.
You're the kind of stuck-up ****er who wears Dockers.
I'm here to destroy you, rip you apart.
You are the bullseye, I'm the ****ing dart.
So move on you wanna be punk.
Messin' with me is like getting in front of Shaq's dunk.

[incurock31]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
There isn't going to be no hauling.
Especially by this Assassin punk who thinks he's ballin'.
You're spitting about killing, firing your gun.
*****, I'm still living, so you better ****ing run.
Take your Uzi or your KeyBlade.
Doesn't change the fact that you never get laid.
You carry a big gun but no cock.
But my dick is bigger than my glock.
Whoa, man! Hold on to little John.
I said that and this *** got a hard on!
You talk about rocking people's boxers.
You're the kind of stuck-up ****er who wears Dockers.
I'm here to destroy you, rip you apart.
You are the bullseye, I'm the ****ing dart.
So move on you wanna be punk.
Messin' with me is like getting in front of Shaq's dunk.

http://www.picturedot.com/TempMailPic/61726_MailPic.jpg

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I love that pic.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Just sitting here, killing time.
Waiting for some fool to bust a rhyme.
I'll be on him like R Kelly at prom.
I'll ****ing drop the Lyrical A-Bomb.
So go on, son.
Grab you gun.
Come in here and rip some ****.
just so I can get back and decimate it.

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Assassin32
I sit, patiently, waiting for a challenge
Armed from head to toe in armor
Fiddling with my talons
Paranoid from any sound in my home
Anxiously, prepared to slit any MC's throat
But what happened to this place?
As I finish off this last bottle of gin
It seems our thread has been defaced
By them *****es that claim rock has been
Dominating the scene, and rap is done
The mother****in' heavy metal lovers have come

You see, all I want to do is box these rockers
While those **** just want get close to rock my boxers
So, I cock the glock, sir
Throw down the hammers are tear up that kevlar
Leaving more than scars,
Yeah, my caps pushed straight through their cars
Do you feel me? I'm that void
That boy who ends joy and keeps morticians employed
So if you still want to test me, we can bust them toys
But be prepared the night before to have a youself a foy

But it seems my rhymes are just too magical for you to scathe
So I'm turning in this Uzi and shank for a Keyblade
So now if you want some just stand up and say:
"Assassin, I'm ready, haul me off to my grave"

Silly little man you still play with toys?
Step up your game you're with the big boys
You're sitting there in the dark wearing what?
Talons and armor? You a German ****?

I feel ya man, you got a right to be paranoid
Your droppin rhymes but they coming up void
You wanna box rockers and suck cockers
Something about **** and soccers?
This is a rap thread we ain't making time for rockers
Besides, only your boyfriend wants to rock your boxers

By the time you cock your glock
I'll have unloaded two shots
First one hits your chest
Stuns you puts your body to rest
Give you a chance to consider your killer
This is standard for me only 2pac's iller
Second one blows through the head
To end your pain and verify you're dead

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
There isn't going to be no hauling.
Especially by this Assassin punk who thinks he's ballin'.
You're spitting about killing, firing your gun.
*****, I'm still living, so you better ****ing run.
Take your Uzi or your KeyBlade.
Doesn't change the fact that you never get laid.
You carry a big gun but no cock.
But my dick is bigger than my glock.
Whoa, man! Hold on to little John.
I said that and this *** got a hard on!
You talk about rocking people's boxers.
You're the kind of stuck-up ****er who wears Dockers.
I'm here to destroy you, rip you apart.
You are the bullseye, I'm the ****ing dart.
So move on you wanna be punk.
Messin' with me is like getting in front of Shaq's dunk.

EML says I'll never get laid
He talks about c*cks and glocks
Dockers and rockin' the spot for days
But the truth is I'm paid, so stop showin' me shade
Your ****in' weak Erik, a crock
Your **** is played, so stop
Drop the act, I'm runnin' these blocks
So, if you want some action stick your dick in your X-Box

Dog, lay off the crack
You think your dunkin' like Shaq?
You couldn't drop me back to save your worthless punk-ass
Cause, homie, you know I'm Vlade
Pull out the shotty, and stiffen up everybody
That's for tryin' to battle so gaudy,
With a 2- time felon
Open fire on this tellin' Helen, who's as yellow as his piss, then,
I'll let my barrel start yellin', scream into in the night, and,
Have you takin' more shots to the face than Sir Ian McKellen

Damn!

I'm at my prime while your lines have gotten slow
So, stop tryin' to rhyme and just try to flow
Now it's time to send your ass home
B*tch, get the **** off my throne
I'll pull you spine out your a**hole,
Then crack open your dome
Maybe you'll stop thinkin' your great if I let your brain air out
Now, scream for your me, b*tch, let me hear your last shout!

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
Silly little man you still play with toys?
Step up your game you're with the big boys
You're sitting there in the dark wearing what?
Talons and armor? You a German ****?

I feel ya man, you got a right to be paranoid
Your droppin rhymes but they coming up void
You wanna box rockers and suck cockers
Something about **** and soccers?
This is a rap thread we ain't making time for rockers
Besides, only your boyfriend wants to rock your boxers

By the time you cock your glock
I'll have unloaded two shots
First one hits your chest
Stuns you puts your body to rest
Give you a chance to consider your killer
This is standard for me only 2pac's iller
Second one blows through the head
To end your pain and verify you're dead


Is there another one?
Well, that's cool
Because I got another gun
One that will make it worthless to run, when the bullets come
But, what?
You say he's not worth my dose?
I should snap the chamber closed?
Crack open a Corona and hand this hatin' ***** a soda?
But I was just about to spit out fire in a plethora
I was going to make his life as miserable as the Bora
Tear him up quick and stand as the master, like Yoda
But why shouldn't I battle him and leave his psyche scarred?
What did you say?
Look at his avatar?
Oh ****, I see why I shouldn't waste my time with him in these fora
He's no MC, he's Dora the Explora!!!

[KniteYxSpydeY]

what's a fora

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
what's a fora

fo·ra, n.- A plural of forum.

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Is there another one?
Well, that's cool
Because I got another gun
One that will make it worthless to run, when the bullets come
But, what?
You say he's not worth my dose?
I should snap the chamber closed?
Crack open a Corona and hand this hatin' ***** a soda?
But I was just about to spit out fire in a plethora
I was going to make his life as miserable as the Bora
Tear him up quick and stand as the master, like Yoda
But why shouldn't I battle him and leave his psyche scarred?
What did you say?
Look at his avatar?
Oh ****, I see why I shouldn't waste my time with him in these fora
He's no MC, he's Dora the Explora!!!

Ok once more, except not CRAP this time.

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Is there another one?
Well, that's cool
Because I got another gun
One that will make it worthless to run, when the bullets come
But, what?
You say he's not worth my dose?
I should snap the chamber closed?
Crack open a Corona and hand this hatin' ***** a soda?
But I was just about to spit out fire in a plethora
I was going to make his life as miserable as the Bora
Tear him up quick and stand as the master, like Yoda
But why shouldn't I battle him and leave his psyche scarred?
What did you say?
Look at his avatar?
Oh ****, I see why I shouldn't waste my time with him in these fora
He's no MC, he's Dora the Explora!!!

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon13.gif

[The Spawn]

I really don't see why I'm continuing this,
Maybe its because I want you to take some note on how to dis.
You gotta team up with a friend or two,
Cuz by yourself, your ass is screwed.
You better call in a recking crew,
Cuz with my 20 G's a year, there'll be a bounty for you.
Who said in rap the ****s gotta be spelled right?
Your just another white boy, whose pants are on just a little too tight.

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I really don't see why I'm continuing this,
Maybe its because I want you to take some note on how to dis.
You gotta team up with a friend or two,
Cuz by yourself, your ass is screwed.
You better call in a recking crew,
Cuz with my 20 G's a year, there'll be a bounty for you.
Who said in rap the ****s gotta be spelled right?
Your just another white boy, whose pants are on just a little too tight.

If I wanna make you fall
Who the hell needs to call?
I'm iller than the World Class Wrecking Crew
Just like a mythical dragon you about to be slew
Or rather lyrically slain
My rhymes are like me they maintain
Composure not to mention poise
I make lyrical masterpieces you just make noise
I'm like rock in a river nothing to lose
Under constant pressure but I come out smooth
You hafta hire a killer, I handle it myself
Put my gloves on and take the gun off the shelf
Who needs friends, I roll without back
You can bring yours to help you pick up the slack
But you'll leave in a metaphorical sack
The next victims of my lyrical attack