The Rap Battle Thread

[AbayTimma]

Influenced by Kingpin and EML...Here Comes the Rap Battle Thread put in ur rhymes and spit it! We will vote on who wins!

[AbayTimma]

Yo EML! KIngpin!

[Captain Bryan]

yes, keep it to one thread, that would be fantastic.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in.

[Illchill]

Stop making threads for the nite man:mad:

[AbayTimma]

eml, are u afro american? who wants to battle the EML?!

[Jehuty]

I would battle but im to lazy to think of something now.:o

[The Kingpin]

Hes already said those!:mad:

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by X-man32
I would battle but im to lazy to think of something now.:o


yea me too im tired as hell

[AbayTimma]

pansies

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

You see this fool?
This mother****ing poser tool?
He talks about givin it to my momma.
but he's never been with a woman proper!
He pays the hoes to give it up
But they really just want to throw him up.
This cat doesn't have skills
You might as well end your life with pills.
You hatin on EML
i'm gunna rattle you like a ****in Bell!

[Jehuty]

Maybe tomorrow when i can think of something that wont suck.

[Master Chief]

I'll battle EML :o

[AbayTimma]

spit it mother foco

[Master Chief]

him first :o

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Master Chief
I'll battle EML :o

Bring it.

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Bring it.


Originally posted by Master Chief
him first :o

[Jehuty]

They'll never take me alive getting high with my 4/5
Cock'td on these suckas time to die....:o

[The Kingpin]

Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

[AbayTimma]

well whos gonna go first
lets flip the coin...heads or tails eml?

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

so ur battling me?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Master Chief
him first :o

Okay :)

Listen hard kids.
This is a spit to teach ya'll.

Master Chief wants to bring it to EML
He don't know he just bought a ticket to Hell.
My words are gunna whip you
And don't think I won't trash you too.
No SPARTAN armor is gunna save you from me.
I'm gunna ***** slap you so hard that you'll love me!
I know how to flip the ****,
all you know how to do is take a hit.
It's too bad you can't make a hit.
so that I could take a ****,
and make you mother ****ing eat it!

[Morg]

not too bright are you abay?

[The Kingpin]

Im really going to bring it tomarro.

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

Yo Check It
Yo Check It
Yo Check It
Yo Check It
Yo Check It
Kingpin is A Biotch!

[Jehuty]

Hypes finest yall
They cant find us yall
Sitting on the corner of com-mu-ni-ty
(note i am very tired right now.)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

This fool thinks he's the next Pac,
but he spits worse than Papa Doc
in that Eminem movie
where we almost see B. Murphy's boobie!
You know Kingpin was wait to jerk off,
sittin in the theatre with his baggy pants off.
But he couldn't get it hard
he can never get it hard.
He aint' got a dick,
all he's got is a slit.

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Okay :)

Listen hard kids.
This is a spit to teach ya'll.

Master Chief wants to bring it to EML
He don't know he just bought a ticket to Hell.
My words are gunna whip you
And don't think I won't trash you too.
No SPARTAN armor is gunna save you from me.
I'm gunna ***** slap you so hard that you'll love me!
I know how to flip the ****,
all you know how to do is take a hit.
It's too bad you can't make a hit.
so that I could take a ****,
and make you mother ****ing eat it!

psh, he wins, my head hurts :o

I'll just rhyme to support EML :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

:D:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

No more playas?

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

Your rhymes are badness
Unlike EML's rhymes of madness
you're the sadness
so quit trying to compete
before you come out beat

:o

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

oh yea, here's my picture...

http://nbadraft.net/rapteam/dmx.jpg

:p

[Jehuty]

Not for today.:)

[kypade]

everyone here sucks,
looking like a bunch of ducks,
"spittin" all these rhymes,
wasting all my time,
Obviously EML's the only good one here,
l really don't wanna post this, strait outta fear,
Blah, blah, blah, blah l hate this thread,
Ta ta, ta ta, l wish you were dead.
:confused: :(
:)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I'm outie for the night. Catch y'all tomorrow.

[kypade]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
oh yea, here's my picture...

http://nbadraft.net/rapteam/dmx.jpg

:p Who is that?

[Jehuty]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
oh yea, here's my picture...

http://nbadraft.net/rapteam/dmx.jpg

:p Wow you look just like dmx..:)

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by kypade
everyone here sucks,
looking like a bunch of ducks,
"spittin" all these rhymes,
wasting all my time,
Obviously EML's the only good one here,
l really don't wanna post this, strait outta fear,
Blah, blah, blah, blah l hate this thread,
Ta ta, ta ta, l wish you were dead.
:confused: :(
:)

You just said you suck
are you ****ing nuts?
I think you're retarded
prolly cause you farted :o :D

[kypade]

Originally posted by Master Chief
You just said you suck
are you ****ing nuts?
I think you're retarded
prolly cause you farted :o :D :D Wow, you good. :)

[high squared]

wow....this thread... wow........

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in.

So what if you're like Fifty and Eminem
Only tight lyrics matter in the end
Go get a lyrical dictionary and learn how to rhyme
Take a band class and learn to keep time
Swing all you want go ahead and exert
You'll just be getting ****ed like Ernie by Bert
EML the next victim of my lyrical attack
You couldn't stop me I'd just feint and cut back

Did I mention your mother keeps my picture in her lockett
You're screwed like a QB scrambling out of the pocket
Then my rhymes sack you like Simeon Rice
All my challengers eventually pay the price
My nanny may be a tranny but she's also your dad
You're just an accident that escaped the douche bag

Something about my mother being your brother
My great granny being your former lover
We ain't singing I'm My Own Grandpa
I don't dish crap I send it to you raw
You might as well straight quit this battle
Go home and put your boyfriend in his saddle
Face it Fagneto you need to holla
You just got spent like a coke head's dolla

[Master Chief]

wow...chesire is now the best one in this thread kypade :o

[kypade]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
So what if you're like Fifty and Eminem
Only tight lyrics matter in the end
Go get a lyrical dictionary and learn how to rhyme
Take a band class and learn to keep time
Swing all you want go ahead and exert
You'll just be getting ****ed like Ernie by Bert
EML the next victim of my lyrical attack
You couldn't stop me I'd just feint and cut back

Did I mention your mother keeps my picture in her lockett
You're screwed like a QB scrambling out of the pocket
Then my rhymes sack you like Simeon Rice
All my challengers eventually pay the price
My nanny may be a tranny but she's also your dad
You're just an accident that escaped the douche bag

Something about my mother being your brother
My great granny being your former lover
We ain't singing I'm My Own Grandpa
I don't dish crap I send it to you raw
You might as well straight quit this battle
Go home and put your boyfriend in his saddle
Face it Fagneto you need to holla
You just got spent like a coke head's dolla WOW! :eek: l agree MC.

TCC just spanked EML,
he said shut up ***** and go to hell,
At this freestyle stuff he's really good,
l love Cheshire, in the hood...:confused:

Rock on CC. :)

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by kypade
WOW! :eek: l agree MC.

TCC just spanked EML,
he said shut up ***** and go to hell,
At this freestyle stuff he's really good,
l love Cheshire, in the hood...:confused:

Rock on CC. :)

Thug life my brotha :)

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
Thug life my brotha :)

Your avatar tells me different :o

[kypade]

:D :) Do you really freestyle? like if this wasn't typing, you could'vr done that??:eek: l'm not that big a rap fan, but seeing those kids do that at lunch and stuff amazes me. :)

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by kypade
:D :) Do you really freestyle? like if this wasn't typing, you could'vr done that??:eek: l'm not that big a rap fan, but seeing those kids do that at lunch and stuff amazes me. :)

Maybe not that exactly, but I'm decent at real freestylin.

Dora - For Thugs only :)

[kypade]

Cool...:) :up:

[kritic]

http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/gamespot/flameINC/FU28.jpg

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by kritic
http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/gamespot/flameINC/FU28.jpg

Will you be my trophy girl kritic love? :o

[kritic]

Only if you promise to be my trophy when the lights go out. :o

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by kypade
:D :) Do you really freestyle? like if this wasn't typing, you could'vr done that??:eek: l'm not that big a rap fan, but seeing those kids do that at lunch and stuff amazes me. :)

I freestyle a little. Cheshire that was very good :cool: :D :)

[iron_man7]

rap sucks

[Kipobe]

*Edit...

[The fan man]

Yo yo who wants to mess with me,
Step into the ring and you'll see,
i'm the baddest mother****er all up on these boards,
i'll take anyone on be it with guns or swords.

Ahh.. I tried.

[THWIP*]

Originally posted by The fan man
Yo yo who wants to mess with me,
Step into the ring and you'll see,
i'm the baddest mother****er all up on these boards,
i'll take anyone on be it with guns or swords.

Ahh.. I tried.

*COUGH* WEAK *COUGH*

[The Kingpin]

This is a rap BATTLE thread so we battle


Ill be here tonight

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in.

If posing were a crime
EML would be a criminal...

[AbayTimma]

HEy do you guys just want to continue like this or actually get 2 people, have them battle, and first to 5 votes moves on to the next round!

[Quentin Black]

This is such a lame thread....:p

[Jehuty]

Originally posted by iron_man7
rap sucks No.

[AbayTimma]

well which idea sounds cool to you guys?

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
HEy do you guys just want to continue like this or actually get 2 people, have them battle, and first to 5 votes moves on to the next round!


I like that idea...but everyone has t remember, we are only rhyming and were all cool in the end. But seriously I dont know abotu you guys...but I cant do anything on the weekdays with school and practice and all. I only can do **** on the weekends

[Immortalfire]

I could handle rap better if they wouldn't rap about themselves so much. It's like,

"I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's...I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's...I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's...I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's...I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's" blah blah blah on an on.

[The Kingpin]

Ok Immortal...:rolleyes: we should start a rap group:p:D

[Immortalfire]

Money Run Posters would be a Hype! rap group.

[The Kingpin]

Ha!:DThats a good name:D :D

[Immortalfire]

Name your fellow rappers and we'll make an announcement.

[BatmansIronFist]

the superhero hype boards are very fun
when someone gets mad you dont need a gun
theyve got every super hero under the sun
if you see one you dont like you dont have to run
SHH! is a place we can gather round
and talk about the movies that are goin down
we should all get along no need to fight
all the superheroes are quite alright
even though im not a moderater
everyone on the boards are mass debators :D
no one here needs to swing for the jaw
why dont you just shout out BOO YAH!


TA DA! this is both a comedy rap and a dedication rap to SHH! and the SHH! Boards thank you


BOO YAH!

[The Kingpin]

Well so far we have EML, Cheshire and some other people I forgot...but just keep it in this thread..

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by BatmansIronFist
the superhero hype boards are very fun
when someone gets mad you dont need a gun
theyve got every super hero under the sun
if you see one you dont like you dont have to run
SHH! is a place we can gather round
and talk about the movies that are goin down
we should all get along no need to fight
all the superheroes are quite alright
even though im not a moderater
everyone on the boards are mass debators :D
no one here needs to swing for the jaw
why dont you just shout out BOO YAH!


TA DA! this is both a comedy rap and a dedication rap to SHH! and the SHH! Boards thank you


BOO YAH!


http://www.thurrock.gov.uk/publications/images/thumbsdown.jpg

[BatmansIronFist]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
http://www.thurrock.gov.uk/publications/images/thumbsdown.jpg



I could really care less what you think about it i just did it for jokes and dedication to one of my favorite places on the web



BOO YAH!

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Well so far we have EML, Cheshire and some other people I forgot...but just keep it in this thread..



..and if Jay/1/2Dub,Xman32 , and AbayTima show something (good:mad: )

[AbayTimma]

hey i made the thread, thats enough contribution

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Immortalfire
Name your fellow rappers and we'll make an announcement.

M-tripple-C :p

[The Kingpin]

King Pinn:D

[AbayTimma]

Who wants to battle me?!

[AbayTimma]

anyone?

[Jehuty]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
..and if Jay/1/2Dub,Xman32 , and AbayTima show something (good:mad: ) Ill post some stuff up but tomorrow because im tired from soccer practice today.

[Hyper]

I'm not the real slim shady, but I do posses them skills like Tracy McGrady
You want to battle, I'll ride you like a sattle
but be careful cause when I do it its rough,
but that's just cause I'm big and tough,
I'll make you scream like a little girl
I'll make you regret that ever came into this world
You'll run like a queer
yea, I detect your fear
now EML listen cause I know you're here
I'll dunk on you like I'm King LeBron
and you're just another cabron.

[Master Chief]

did my post get deleted? :o

[Xan-El]

This is the craziest Thread ive ever been in...Some really sick lyrics...

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Xan-El
This is the craziest Thread ive ever been in...Some really sick lyrics...

bad or good sick? :) :o

[AbayTimma]

i think its good...if its not!

[Hyper]

What's up EML did you get a scare
are you waiting for me to put you in a dare
I know you saw my post
You're always in the Hype so I doubt you got lost
You have over 20,000 of them
some of them have a rap
but all of them are crap
rapping to me is serious
but when I read your's I think you're delirious
I'm in the big times
so why don't you go to little league where you belong
don't you know they call me the Puerto Rican Barry Bonds.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

What's up with this?
Why ya'll got to diss?
We just started spittin out rhymes
trying to kill some wasted time.
But you **** had to get serious,
calling me delirious.
You can take shots at me while I'm gone,
but you punks cower in fear when I'm on.
I step in the thread
ya'll drop dead.
Fear's gripping ya, makin ya shake.
While I'm upstairs eatin yo mama like cake.
You little *****es can try and battle me,
don't mean I have to listen, see?
I write this **** for nothing,
ya'll act like you already done something!
But you ain't, you're an embarassment,
probably still livin in your parent's basement.
You fools talk about kickin my ass, flippin my ****.
You must me smokin something, I want a hit.

You ******s all act like you're the ****.
Hype and Chesire can suck my dick.
Ya, that's right you little cock-lickers.
You're just a bunch of stick-riding mother****ers!
E to the M to the L,
I'll send you straight to Hype! Hell!
So go on, try and **** with Magneto.
I wanna see you ****ers try to tango,
with the best ****er there is.
I ****ing own this biz!
The Hype! Rap Game is mine!
I'm the solo, On of a Kind!

[GunBlade1]

Talent. :)

[Spider-Fett]

I'm rubber, you're glue
Whatever you say bounces of of me and sticks to you...


















BIATCH!

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

No Comment?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
I'm rubber, you're glue
Whatever you say bounces of of me and sticks to you...


















BIATCH!

Damn, you win. :(


:cool:

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Damn, you win. :(


:cool:

You can call be my rap name

Slick Wickety Pimp

[Peacekeeper]

edit* the pic isnt working :mad:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
You can call be my rap name

Slick Wickety Pimp

I need a rap name....

How about EML? :p Works for DMX.....

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I need a rap name....

How about EML? :p Works for DMX.....

But his name stands for Dog Man X

Or something like that

What's your's?


Eat My Loins?

[GunBlade1]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
No Comment?
*shrug*

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
But his name stands for Dog Man X

Or something like that

What's your's?


Eat My Loins?

Hey, that actually works....;)


EML.....Early Morning Layabout.....Every Man Lies.....

or SMS....Suck my Schlong :p

Maybe I'll just be Magnizzle or Lehnshizzle.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by GunBlade
*shrug*

** falls down **

[GunBlade1]

HAHAHAHA.

[Spider-Fett]

Magnizzle Fo shizzle wizzle
On the tizzle of my lizzle
Don't forget da fizzle
Fosheezy my weezy
Slizzle my nizzle
Badalamizzle
Parchizzle
Deezy feezy so greasy
Meezy neezy yo weezy
Fidiliwompadedoo!

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

EML's in the house.
That's right, the Legend's come to bout.
The gloves are on.
The light are flashing.
Popcorn's made by the ton.
Everybody's clapping.
Magneto's ready to battle
only not with words.
This **** is full throttle.
Haven't y'all heard?
Erik's bustin down his enemies in the ring.
He's out to prove he's King.
Only he ain't spammin'.
Now, he's straight up jammin.
The crowd's in a roar,
waiting for the whore.
Oops, I mean contestant.
But suddenly the little punk is hesitant.
He can see the helment, the boots, the cape.
All he's got is knuckles covered in tape!
How the **** you take down a mutant?
Specially when he can rattle metal stages!
This poser's only human, homo sapien.
And we all know ape-men send EML in rages!

Now the pussy's face to face,
lookin at a member of the higher race.
Silence is all that can heard in the stadium.
Everyone's waiting for EML to waste him!
But he doesn't, he only laughs!
Makes the little poser take a **** bath!
The poor little kid's got crap in his pants,
makes him do anothe rpansy dance!
How you keep respect in the hood,
when you wiggle your ass and out pops a turd?

You can't, homo, you done lost.
Now you know who's the boss.
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, that's his name.
And bustin down newbies, that's his game.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Bump :o

[Master Chief]

EML's gonna smoke your ass
Just like he smokes his grass :o

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
What's up with this?
Why ya'll got to diss?
We just started spittin out rhymes
trying to kill some wasted time.
But you **** had to get serious,
calling me delirious.
You can take shots at me while I'm gone,
but you punks cower in fear when I'm on.
I step in the thread
ya'll drop dead.
Fear's gripping ya, makin ya shake.
While I'm upstairs eatin yo mama like cake.
You little *****es can try and battle me,
don't mean I have to listen, see?
I write this **** for nothing,
ya'll act like you already done something!
But you ain't, you're an embarassment,
probably still livin in your parent's basement.
You fools talk about kickin my ass, flippin my ****.
You must me smokin something, I want a hit.

You ******s all act like you're the ****.
Hype and Chesire can suck my dick.
Ya, that's right you little cock-lickers.
You're just a bunch of stick-riding mother****ers!
E to the M to the L,
I'll send you straight to Hype! Hell!
So go on, try and **** with Magneto.
I wanna see you ****ers try to tango,
with the best ****er there is.
I ****ing own this biz!
The Hype! Rap Game is mine!
I'm the solo, On of a Kind!

I come prepared to burn and I'm roasting
My rhymes quickly accelerate to ill and I'm coasting
I'm ready and charged like a battery
Good are the chances of me schooling you averagely
You try to keep it cool but I can sense your fear
Wipe off your sweat but don't neglect your ear
Following the beat is essential to suck seed
Stay on your game keep off the damn weed
I hear you're G to the A to the Y
Can't handle this I'm spicy like Thai

I ain't touching your dick; get your boyfriend to do it
I don't speak sucka but apparently you're fluent
It's like you're approaching a wall and you just dove
***** like you should be barefoot, pregnant, and over the stove
My lyrics provide me with a defense you'll never penetrate
Neither will your penis that's why you gotta masturbate
Spending too much time in the RPG this ain't a fantasy
The result of this battle doesn't require a prophet to see

I'm reppin the S-H-H rappin crew
My voice with echo through your head even when we're through
My rhymes slowly driving you insane
Eating your insides and enveloping your membrane
You'll never succeed if you keep acting the fool
You can call me the bus driver cuz I just took you to school

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
I come prepared to burn and I'm roasting
My rhymes quickly accelerate to ill and I'm coasting
I'm ready and charged like a battery
Good are the chances of me schooling you averagely
You try to keep it cool but I can sense your fear
Wipe off your sweat but don't neglect your ear
Following the beat is essential to suck seed
Stay on your game keep off the damn weed
I hear you're G to the A to the Y
Can't handle this I'm spicy like Thai

I ain't touching your dick; get your boyfriend to do it
I don't speak sucka but apparently you're fluent
It's like you're approaching a wall and you just dove
***** like you should be barefoot, pregnant, and over the stove
My lyrics provide me with a defense you'll never penetrate
Neither will your penis that's why you gotta masturbate
Spending too much time in the RPG this ain't a fantasy
The result of this battle doesn't require a prophet to see

I'm reppin the S-H-H rappin crew
My voice with echo through your head even when we're through
My rhymes slowly driving you insane
Eating your insides and enveloping your membrane
You'll never succeed if you keep acting the fool
You can call me the bus driver cuz I just took you to school

Look at this ***, acting like he's got skill.
You're just the next homo I'm ready to kill.
You couldn't take me to school if it was your soul's desire.
Cuz you're feeling the heat, your whole world's on fire!
My voice is the kind that gives you nightmares.
You go crying to your mama, cheeks covered with tears.
But when you get there, you find me in the sheets.
Your dad's so ugly, your mama had to cheat!
She loves my purple helmet, and the one I wear on my head too.
Too bad she don't give a **** about you!

And neither do I, you little poser.
You think your some gangsta poster!
You act like your tongue got you a deal!
That's cuz you gobblin cock like it's veal!
You think your better than me.
You think you can rap.
Now who's livin' a fantasy?
I have to agree with MC, your rap is crap!

I roll in the RPG.
Everybody lovin' me!
Especially yo mama, whos moanin my name.
You can hear us through the walls.
She's givin me brain!
Probably makes you want to take a fall,
right off a cliff.
If you die, no one's going to give a ****!

I'm a mutant and you're a curious cat.
We all know what happens with that!
Go home and find a pencil, dog.
Sit down and try think of something good.
You might as well pray to God.
Or just suck on my Wood!
You ain't got nothing, G
Except maybe the HIV.

But it's okay that you take it up the rear.
Now you aint got nothing to fear.
Cept me, cream buns.
My visage gives you the ****ing runs!

So go back to your hole.
Come back with something good, *******.

[AbayTimma]

Yo EML
Ya think ya sick in da rap game
you put the posters on dis board to shame
mr.king s*it and Mr. Mod
I bet ya dont have a rod
I own this thread
I dont get no cred
ERIK MAGNIZZLE
WHAT THE FU*CK IS THAT?
your raps just Fizzle
ya just stuck up
Sit down before ya get F*ucked UP!

[Gameface86]

Yo its like this........
Ya'll suck you cant battle for ****
you walk and talk like **** every *****
your moms hotter than your *****
and your face looks like a fugly fish
but I know your just a bunch of ******s
who act like your a bunch of ******s
Ya'll walk in your air forces ones and live rich part of town
but think your cool walking with your pants half way down
it takes you one hour just to think of what to say
ands its obvious your trying to hide that your gay
you think your the best at the battle
but youd better off raising sheep and cattle
you curse like you from the hood
but there you wouldnt even be understood
instead you riddled with bullets and being shot
because your a dumbass and thought that you would not be got
You want fat *****es and benjamins all over you
but you got no talent andthe only way to get it you know how is to sue
but the truth is I own this thread
I walk on it like I do my bed
Ill beat any one anywhere
even in the street in my underware
You can kiss my white ass I dont care
its not my fault yours is covered in hair
I am white I aint from the ghetto
but yous aint either, but they your the big show
your my likely to pull out a 9
then to fight with your fist against mine
you go like your all that
but your aint even ****ed a ***** thats fat
You havene hadnt sex cuz your still a virgin
and your 30 years old about to become a surgeon
but you act like your streetwise
but you couldn't pass as a black man even in a spys disguise
you think your all cool for doing this battle
but you might as well go play with a rattle
your ***** 6 inches and bent
but you think you can **** every ***** every where you went
your rolling up in lexuses and corvettes and escalades
but know you like wierd and belong in a resort in the cascades
you talk only inbonics
but can only get high off of tonics
but the reality is
you got bad jizz
you go to private schools
and have homes that make gehetto kids drool
you want to be the next eminem
but have a better chance at being feminem
you mide as well rob a bank
cuz yoru rapping career is going to tank.
So go aheard have a lame come back
but I'll be here to win and thats a fact!

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr

I have to agree with MC, your rap is crap!


:eek: :eek: :eek:

and if I didn't say that....what would you be using :o :)

[Gameface86]

Hey man live the guy alone
its not his fault you got picked on and can only feel big making fin of someone through the internet.

OH BOY ******S GET ONLINE AND TRY TO BATTLE

*GETTING POPCORN EXCITEDLY*

GIVE ME A ****ING BREAK!

[Brodie Bruce]

um

Yo, *****es ain't got no witches
Dance on little Elton JOhn

[Gameface86]

"I'm ready and charged like a baterry
good are the chances of me schooling your averagly"

And I can tell you aint black from your huge vocabulary
So give ya'll while still got some game
because when I win youll have only yourselves to blame :D

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Look at this ***, acting like he's got skill.
You're just the next homo I'm ready to kill.
You couldn't take me to school if it was your soul's desire.
Cuz you're feeling the heat, your whole world's on fire!
My voice is the kind that gives you nightmares.
You go crying to your mama, cheeks covered with tears.
But when you get there, you find me in the sheets.
Your dad's so ugly, your mama had to cheat!
She loves my purple helmet, and the one I wear on my head too.
Too bad she don't give a **** about you!

And neither do I, you little poser.
You think your some gangsta poster!
You act like your tongue got you a deal!
That's cuz you gobblin cock like it's veal!
You think your better than me.
You think you can rap.
Now who's livin' a fantasy?
I have to agree with MC, your rap is crap!

I roll in the RPG.
Everybody lovin' me!
Especially yo mama, whos moanin my name.
You can hear us through the walls.
She's givin me brain!
Probably makes you want to take a fall,
right off a cliff.
If you die, no one's going to give a ****!

I'm a mutant and you're a curious cat.
We all know what happens with that!
Go home and find a pencil, dog.
Sit down and try think of something good.
You might as well pray to God.
Or just suck on my Wood!
You ain't got nothing, G
Except maybe the HIV.

But it's okay that you take it up the rear.
Now you aint got nothing to fear.
Cept me, cream buns.
My visage gives you the ****ing runs!

So go back to your hole.
Come back with something good, *******.

I dunno whether you're homophobic or insecure
Your soul is infected with idiocy while mine is pure
No one's feeling the tights or the cape
You look like a prize candidate for anal rape
That purple helmet is wack, too
Maybe that's why your gf left you
For a real man, she wanted to feel alive
After you she would've taken the Fab 5

Trying to play it off like you're witty
**** you can have my mom she's nearly sixty
I didn't know anyone was that desperate for ass
Are you naturally so pathetic or did you have to take a class
Well that Hulk he's incredible now
And that man he was super wow
But my rhyme game is just flat out ill
This schooling's so tight you should be mailed a bill

You need to buy or rent some new material
Strictly gay jokes, I've read better in my cereal
You're a mutant alright, but more like Jubilee
I'll break your ****ing face with a single ski
Drop you hard like a lousy habit
Cocked my gun and you're cowering like a rabbit
Little ***** just failed the test
Click click delivered two shots to your chest
Cock again, spit one more to the head
Challenging me should've known you'd end up dead

[Hyper]

All you guys know you're fake
now don't dish out what you can't take
and I garrantee you that I don't love you like a fat kid loves cake
now in my hood they call me Jr. Pac
now let me tell you what you guys lack
talent, creativity, and a brain
so "move ****** get out the way" cause I deserve the whole lane
they call me the Orkin man cause I exterminate you rhymes
and I make them worth less than a dime.
but unlike Pac my skin is lighter, but my brain is brighter
I love spitting raps a flows like I love getting stacks of dough
like I love doing yo ma, the hoe
you want to war with me then try and get me
but I swear to you that you won't forget me
Quieres guerra pues pa mi tu eres tierra.

[Gameface86]

Yall dont have a ****ing clue what your doing
youd be better off ****ing moing
You say your the best
but you aint ever even felt a breast
you got no girl
you got no game
and you all know
all you is is lame
so shut up
cuz when it comes to baseball you dont even need a cup.
and dont even got a dick
thats any bigger then a guitar pick
thats why the woman whose *****
is really a witch
she magically makes it get there
btu it goes away, and it s really obvious when your in your underware!
so shut up you all suck
you dont even no how to ****
not that you need to youd never get laid
unless the person you were ****ing was getitng paid
BUT IM BEST AND THATS RIGHT
SO SHUT THE **** UP IGHT?
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT ***** GO HEZI A FRECHIZI, CUZ YOU AINT GOT **** THATS TIZOUT YO.

[kypade]

You want war well ?? you are earth/ground? :confused:

[Quietstorm]

I can't believe what I'm hearin' mc's think they're illin'
you all are so wack you might catch fillin' in your neck...

my microphone check got you shook, I can't believe this suckas, need to look up a hook! cos Your wack rhymes got you lookin' like dirty dimes, I'm a million worth a crime a court fine and I ain't got time for no go games or lames these mind games got you all catchin' a train outta town and bring me back more rhymes, cause your time has been checked out!:mad: HOLLA AT CHA GIRL!!

:D That is all :)






disclaimer: I just did that for fun :o

[Gameface86]

This is "just for fun"
you yhould just stop while your ahead
becuase when I done all youll be is dead
when you shut up youll sound smart
rather then messing with someone as sharp as a dart
you all cant freestyle for jack
maybe your just to high on crack
you ride around on your moped wimpin
trying make hookers think your a pimpin
but you got no game yo got nothing noda
so go get laid and spenda dolla
but i forgot you cant you aint got no junk
but what you have is a dick in your truck
so go away
i have y ou at bay
you go the distance then do stay away
ill offer you a shot at the title
15 rounds its all u got
ill knock you out in 3 and wont even look like i faught
so stay away and sotp being gay though you cant your a natural when it comes to it, to bad your a worhtless piece of **** :D

[The Kingpin]

Yea they call me Fisk
under-estimated risk
But whats this?
we've got Gameface86
The only true "MC" on the boards
Try to mess with me and EML, hes so damn torn
Cant really rap
got kicked out of the club...
so he comes to a mesage board,
lookin for a hug--
So what if hes fat trash?
He probably runs a 20
In a forty yard dash
So try to mess- With SHH-Unit
If anyones a wiggor-----you it

[Quietstorm]

Your style is weak so go pick up your feet I understand that your d*ck is weak! You try maintain a gameface but all you do is spit waste.

Next time find better words when your mind is not jacked.

[Gameface86]

OHHHH BI
Yall just betta shut up and be quiet. i aint white trash I live in the rich section of tampa florida. you dont want this . none of you are gblack and you shouldnt even be battling. I have been to them and they dont use huhge vocabularys and stuff like. the truth is yoiu all suck at i wuiz just playing around and you know you suck at it thats why you have to do it on the internet against people you dont even know. ;) and quiet storm, dont use weak in the same sentence DAWG. as 4 kingpin, i belive ****** is spelled widder, not "wiggor".

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by Gameface86
OHHHH BI
you know you suck at it thats why you have to do it on the internet against people you dont even know.

Hey then why are you on here batteling peeps huh? :D

[The Kingpin]

S--H--H Uuunit!
S--H--H Uuunit!
Come and try to challenge us-
You looose it!
Magnus will destroy you
You actin like a toy you!
Trying to get by
with the rhyme skills of a lullabuy-
Still think your the best?
Try to mess
with the rest
Battle Me or EML
and take the real test

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Quietstorm
Hey then why are you on here batteling peeps huh? :D

:D

[Gameface86]

I never serioussly said I was anygood at ;) :D

[The Kingpin]

See now you give up fool!

[Gameface86]

given up dont exist for me-BEING TOO LAZY DUZ:D

[The Kingpin]

sure pus*y

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Gameface86
"I'm ready and charged like a baterry
good are the chances of me schooling your averagly"

And I can tell you aint black from your huge vocabulary
So give ya'll while still got some game
because when I win youll have only yourselves to blame :D

So only a white person can have a huge vocabulary?? :rolleyes:

[AbayTimma]

Yo! Gameface
You neva got to second base
Whats Up With this Hip Hop Craze
Gameface dont even come close to DMX
Let alone f*uckin BABYFACE
ALways last in the race
Opposite of Ace
So F.UCK YOU GAMEFACE

[The Kingpin]

Tell it brotha!:D

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
Yo! Gameface
You neva got to second base
Whats Up With this Hip Hop Craze
Gameface dont even come close to DMX
Let alone f*uckin BABYFACE
ALways last in the race
Opposite of Ace
So F.UCK YOU GAMEFACE


DMX didnt rhyme with ANYTHING! :D....but that was pretty good

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
DMX didnt rhyme with ANYTHING! :D....but that was pretty good

Word. Lol...I cant rap...

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Gameface86?
What the **** is up with this?
You sound like you run the KKK,
spitting on black people all day.
You better watch your racist ass,
I'll blow you away as I drive past.

So ******s can't own nice cars, huh?
They can't know what words to use, huh?
Well then I'll just go back to the basics, fool!
**** you, and **** your ***** mama!
You can mother****ing lick my ass, you ****ing Nazi!
What's with all the drama?
Go back to playing Yahtzee!

The Kingpin knows how we ride at S to the Double H.
Even tho this thread is full of hate!
Chesire, Hyper, and MC are in there too,
they can all spit better than you!
You talk about how we ain't from the streets,
even tho we got you beat!
Everyone in the SHH-Unit bounces better beats than you.
It's obvious you hate black people, but do you also hate Jews?
Cause if you do, you're a Hitler mother ****er.
And that kin dof **** is going to get you in trouble!

Don't try and act like you know what the **** you're doing!
Open up your mouth and shove your ****ing foot in!
Eat your words
like the Soup De Jor.
Except that's not the only thing you do.
You let tranny *****es get the best of you!
They tell you bend it over,
so they can animal **** you, like Rover!

So shut the hell up, Gameface.
We all know you like to get it on your face!
Chesire thinks I'm homophobic.
But I know that's Cat's cool.
So get back to your ****ing aerobics!
Go ahead and stare at the men and drool!

GF86 likes to 69
but only with another guy.
Yea, I called you GAY.
And I'll do it any other ****ing day!
So go ahead and come back,
I know the SHH UNIT will set you straight.
Just be ready to get hit over the head with a steel-jack!
Or we might tie you up and let you get raped!

[AbayTimma]

Yo give ABAY SOme recognition EML!

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
Yo give ABAY SOme recognition EML!

What do I need to recognize you for?
I might as well push you to the floor.
You ain't been nothin but a groupie.
Shh-Unit don't need no Doop, G!
You might have made this thread.
But it's been taken over, you might as well be dead.

So I'm not gunna shout your name in my raps.
It wouldn't get me nothing but 9mm taps!

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
What do I need to recognize you for?
I might as well push you to the floor.
You ain't been nothin but a groupie.
Shh-Unit don't need no Doop, G!
You might have made this thread.
But it's been taken over, you might as well be dead.

So I'm not gunna shout your name in my raps.
It wouldn't get me nothing but 9mm taps!

oh well thats pleasent...:D

[Gameface86]

not bad ******s as you say can have anything most people I know who battle are ******s who suck i probly get the sucking thing from them. anyways i was just plain chill out thats pretty good anyways:D

[Mr.White]

I'm A White Boy, But My Neck Is Red,
I Spread Miracle Whip On My Wondah Bread.

[Quietstorm]

EML...I can't describe how good your flow is :D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Gameface86
not bad ******s as you say can have anything most people I know who battle are ******s who suck i probly get the sucking thing from them. anyways i was just plain chill out thats pretty good anyways:D

GRAMMAR!!! LEARN IT AND USE IT!!!! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Mr.White
I'm A White Boy, But My Neck Is Red,
I Spread Miracle Whip On My Wondah Bread.

:D:D:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
oh well thats pleasent...:D

Danke :D

[Gameface86]

Hey! I am 18 and n high shcool no one in high school types pefrectly. ;) they type mesc.

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Gameface86?
What the **** is up with this?
You sound like you run the KKK,
spitting on black people all day.
You better watch your racist ass,
I'll blow you away as I drive past.

So ******s can't own nice cars, huh?
They can't know what words to use, huh?
Well then I'll just go back to the basics, fool!
**** you, and **** your ***** mama!
You can mother****ing lick my ass, you ****ing Nazi!
What's with all the drama?
Go back to playing Yahtzee!

The Kingpin knows how we ride at S to the Double H.
Even tho this thread is full of hate!
Chesire, Hyper, and MC are in there too,
they can all spit better than you!
You talk about how we ain't from the streets,
even tho we got you beat!
Everyone in the SHH-Unit bounces better beats than you.
It's obvious you hate black people, but do you also hate Jews?
Cause if you do, you're a Hitler mother ****er.
And that kin dof **** is going to get you in trouble!

Don't try and act like you know what the **** you're doing!
Open up your mouth and shove your ****ing foot in!
Eat your words
like the Soup De Jor.
Except that's not the only thing you do.
You let tranny *****es get the best of you!
They tell you bend it over,
so they can animal **** you, like Rover!

So shut the hell up, Gameface.
We all know you like to get it on your face!
Chesire thinks I'm homophobic.
But I know that's Cat's cool.
So get back to your ****ing aerobics!
Go ahead and stare at the men and drool!

GF86 likes to 69
but only with another guy.
Yea, I called you GAY.
And I'll do it any other ****ing day!
So go ahead and come back,
I know the SHH UNIT will set you straight.
Just be ready to get hit over the head with a steel-jack!
Or we might tie you up and let you get raped!

Pretty good :cool: :D :)

[Gameface86]

Oh lol he he I am not racist trust me . i figured the only people who would be on these right now comic geeks who like to act black but i guess i was wrong.

[Hyper]

Originally posted by Gameface86
BUT IM BEST AND THATS RIGHT
SO SHUT THE **** UP IGHT?
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT ***** GO HEZI A FRECHIZI, CUZ YOU AINT GOT **** THATS TIZOUT YO.

I'm tired, I'm sick
of this pathetic freak
now turn off the cap lock
cause you're a sad f**k
you come here and act like the best
when really all you are is a pest
why don't you go and play with yourself
cause that's all you are good at
cause when a girl sees you they say there's not much to look at

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Gameface86
Oh lol he he I am not racist trust me . i figured the only people who would be on these right now comic geeks who like to act black but i guess i was wrong.

You guess wrong alright.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Hyper
I'm tired, I'm sick
of this pathetic freak
now turn off the cap lock
cause you're a sad f**k
you come here and act like the best
when really all you are is a pest
why don't you go and play with yourself
cause that's all you are good at
cause when a girl sees you they say there's not much to look at

Finally, Hyper comes to show!
Where you been bro?!
You ready to join the SHH UNIT?!
We want to ride with it.

Forget Gameface 69
He don't know how to rhyme.

[Gameface86]

yeah the kids at my school are gay. their rich and battles and rap circles during lunch and gym. you should hear them its hilarius to listem. all the black kids and everyone else throw food at them and the white people just stand there acting cool in their jewelry talking **** all they say is i', gunna **** u up ***** and then black comes and kicks their ass its hilarius its funny to even think about hahahahaha

[Hyper]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Finally, Hyper comes to show!
Where you been bro?!
You ready to join the SHH UNIT?!
We want to ride with it.

Forget Gameface 69
He don't know how to rhyme.

I'll join, but right now I'm goin'.


No seriously I'm leaving in a few minutes see ya. :)

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
So only a white person can have a huge vocabulary?? :rolleyes:

He's right though, I'm white :o

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Hyper
I'll join, but right now I'm goin'.


No seriously I'm leaving in a few minutes see ya. :)

Peace out :o

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
He's right though, I'm white :o

Yea, a rarity. :o :p

[TheBlackMage]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Yea, a rarity. :o :p

Yes, yes it is. :o

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
He's right though, I'm white :o

I know that, but I'm not, and I'd like to think that I have a grasp of the English language.

[Mr.White]

Here's one of mine:

Mackin' Da Hoes,
Wearin Da Bling,
I Like My Hizonda Civic With My 20 inch Rims,
Poppin Some Caps,
And Smokin Da Grass.

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Gameface86
Yo its like this........
Ya'll suck you cant battle for ****
you walk and talk like **** every *****
your moms hotter than your *****
and your face looks like a fugly fish
but I know your just a bunch of ******s
who act like your a bunch of ******s
Ya'll walk in your air forces ones and live rich part of town
but think your cool walking with your pants half way down
it takes you one hour just to think of what to say
ands its obvious your trying to hide that your gay
you think your the best at the battle
but youd better off raising sheep and cattle
you curse like you from the hood
but there you wouldnt even be understood
instead you riddled with bullets and being shot
because your a dumbass and thought that you would not be got
You want fat *****es and benjamins all over you
but you got no talent andthe only way to get it you know how is to sue
but the truth is I own this thread
I walk on it like I do my bed
Ill beat any one anywhere
even in the street in my underware
You can kiss my white ass I dont care
its not my fault yours is covered in hair
I am white I aint from the ghetto
but yous aint either, but they your the big show
your my likely to pull out a 9
then to fight with your fist against mine
you go like your all that
but your aint even ****ed a ***** thats fat
You havene hadnt sex cuz your still a virgin
and your 30 years old about to become a surgeon
but you act like your streetwise
but you couldn't pass as a black man even in a spys disguise
you think your all cool for doing this battle
but you might as well go play with a rattle
your ***** 6 inches and bent
but you think you can **** every ***** every where you went
your rolling up in lexuses and corvettes and escalades
but know you like wierd and belong in a resort in the cascades
you talk only inbonics
but can only get high off of tonics
but the reality is
you got bad jizz
you go to private schools
and have homes that make gehetto kids drool
you want to be the next eminem
but have a better chance at being feminem
you mide as well rob a bank
cuz yoru rapping career is going to tank.
So go aheard have a lame come back
but I'll be here to win and thats a fact!


Ha ha! This kid makes me laugh
doesnt know how to rap
go form a group with that Master Chief cat
Cant battle so get a rattle?
What the **** is that babble?
Read the dictionary a couple times, or three
And you will see what it is like to be me
You Got little feet
Still size four
He still aint old enough to wak out the door
Sure he said hes 18
but anyone can say anything
Im 56, 102, 12, or 83!
Stop trying to act cool
you dirty mouthed fool
When you loose though you say
you were just at play
but then when you try
you rhymes are getting way-to-gay

[The Kingpin]

Nice new title EML:D

[The Kingpin]

So who are the members though?

[Spider-Fett]

Here's a little rhyme 'Fire and I came up with...


[Fett]
A whole lot of superstars, on this stage here tonight
But i want yall to know one thing-this is....
['Fire] My House
[Fett] and when i say who's house, yall know what time it is.
Who's house?
Fett's house!

[Fett]
ah, once again my firend
not a trend for then
they said, rap was crap
but never had this band
till the ruler came
with a cooler name
make ya dance and prance and draw the fans to stades
name is Fett my son
number one for fun
not a gun that's done and get done by none
the others act in fact ya just wack i kill
['Fire] why?
[Fett] because its fun my son and Fett heads the bill!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire]
Im in the house yall
im in the house yall
and this is how Fett 'Fire will turn it out yall
im in the house yall
im in the house yall
and this is what Fett 'Fire be about yall
will my name is 'Fire,
the all-time great
i bust the most rhymes in New York state
Reporters Claw
Producers die
they want to be down with the king!
the wanted man from the wanted clan
wanted by every fan from across the land
not a G.A.N.G from off the street
F and E. T. F.I.R complete!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire] get on the mic and (emcee)
[Fett]
another time i take
for the rhyme i make
make me mad and sad because the fad is fake
see i do this thing so come presue this king
one mind i rhyme so all you just break ?
cus im the best im def
ask the rest they left
thats my name my game and we dont need the rep
so keep the booze you loose and suckas cool your mouth
i set a trap for rap thats crap
its Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire]
some underestimate
and miscalculate
my intent to create what i call the great
till i make a song that i prove em wrong
see my song so strong ittll make em come along
come in the door
get on the floor
hard rock hard hitting hiphop hard-core
causing casualties and catastrophes
and tragedies for the suck emcees
use a strategy to get the best of me
you dirty rat emcees
whoever you may be
you need to go down south
you need to shut your mouth
its all about no doubt just shout cus we turn it out!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

:D

[dmcnx]

EML is the shizzle i really can see
But cant you all see hes tryin to be me
sits at home jerkin to gay midget porn
his dick stayed the same size,from when he was born

kingpin is a pussy he tries 2 be bad
bows down to me just because im his dad
abaytimmas a newbie who makes some **** threads
i dont know the ****,that runs through his head

didnt the spawn make a thread just like this?
he could MC but I would just piss
on him,like a piss everyday in your mum
oh ****,all of you MCers are dumb

im too ****in old 4 this ****...

[dmcnx]

when I was writing this I was thinking of the tune to Outkasts 'The whole world'.
you do that too

[dmcnx]

damn straight...

[dmcnx]

c'mon..

talk to me :(

[The Kingpin]

now see here dmcnx
talks about midget sex
but all he is doin is gettin himself in a mess--
i would never bow down to this *****
sit down an wish
that you could rap
like Mr. Wilson Fisk
yous aid thats damn straight?
hell naw thats some fake
but maybe we can cooperate
and you wouldnt have to operate
I can rhyme just as good as anyone, hell!
score as much as terrell
but my **** wont sell
because you all just look at EML!
Most of this **** is overpriced
you so poor at rappin u got fake ice
yo girlfriends pussy hair has got lice
no money for food
or shampoo--
so you go to using the dice
But wait- dmncx is my dad
you must be pretty old then-
or your just singin random
so you you wont have your hand in
us thinkin you cant rhyme or spin
this kid tryes to hard, dmncx him

[Spidey_Freak]

Attack of the underprivilaged white kids who went to private school:rolleyes:

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Attack of the underprivilaged white kids who went to private school:rolleyes:

Actually no.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by dmcnx
EML is the shizzle i really can see
But cant you all see hes tryin to be me
sits at home jerkin to gay midget porn
his dick stayed the same size,from when he was born

kingpin is a pussy he tries 2 be bad
bows down to me just because im his dad
abaytimmas a newbie who makes some **** threads
i dont know the ****,that runs through his head

didnt the spawn make a thread just like this?
he could MC but I would just piss
on him,like a piss everyday in your mum
oh ****,all of you MCers are dumb

im too ****in old 4 this ****...

Whoa! Look out!
This cat's got his retard out!
This fool wants to jump in the ring!
He's acting like he's got the bling bling!
Just step back and look at what you wrote.
You must have been smokin dope!
Who the **** comes up with **** like that?
If it was you, I should unload my Gat!
Right into you, poser.
My bro King Pinn will run you over with a mother****ing BULLDOZER!!!

Step on back, you little newbie.
Your the ype of pubescent geek whos' never grabbed a boobie!
Talkin' bout me whacking off to midget porn,
Your fingering yourself to XORN!
Yea, he's that X-Men dude,
who just happened to be me in disguise!
Now he's got a bad ass tude.
And all ya'll newbies are gunna DIE!

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Attack of the underprivilaged white kids who went to private school:rolleyes:

Put your idiocy away before you hurt someone.

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Put your idiocy away before you hurt someone.

What, the truth hurts?:confused:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by USMC
What, the truth hurts?:confused:

I'd just like to know how the **** you think you know the people on these boards. There is no way you can know if ANYONE in this thread is white or went to a private school. No ****ing way.

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'd just like to know how the **** you think you know the people on these boards. There is no way you can know if ANYONE in this thread is white or went to a private school. No ****ing way.

Could you please not use profanity against me, EML? It's against Hype rules.:)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Could you please not stereotype people, USMC? Or could you please not jump to conclusions, USMC?

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Could you please not stereotype people, USMC? Or could you please not jump to conclusions, USMC?

If I actually had stereotyped, then OK. If I actually jumped to conclusions, then OK. Since I did neither of these things, suck it, EML.:)

And don't change the subject of using profanity at me. Or it will be reported to a REAL mod. :)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by USMC
If I actually had stereotyped, then OK. If I actually jumped to conclusions, then OK. Since I did neither of these things, suck it, EML.:)

And don't change the subject of using profanity at me. Or it will be reported to a REAL mod. :)

Yes, you did jump to conclusions. Yes, you did stereotype.

And please don't tell me to suck it, you are supposed to show respect to the moderators and administrators of this board, USMC. :)

As long as you keep telling me to suck 'it', I'll keep using profanity.

[USMC]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Yes, you did jump to conclusions. Yes, you did stereotype.

If you think you have the gumption to show me, please do.

And please don't tell me to suck it, you are supposed to show respect to the moderators and administrators of this board, USMC. :)

I do not have to respect anyone on these boards, EML, maybe you should have read the rules before taking the job. And if you were an actual mod here then this discussion would have some validity, so quit wasting my time and go back to the boardgame thread where you belong. :)

As long as you keep telling me to suck 'it', I'll keep using profanity.

Ah... another "mod" that prefers to bend the rules for himself. Wow, EML, maybe I was wrong... maybe you ARE moderator material.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I'm not going to even dignify you with a response, you racist.

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'm not going to even dignify you with a response, you racist.

Of course you won't. Because you can't.

This post will be added to the other one I report to the mods. Thanks, EML.:)

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

While you're reporting me, tell them what you said as well. :)

[AbayTimma]

oh, i think this deserves a rap battle

[Spidey_Freak]

Who rap battles on the internet? If they are so proffesional and great they should go to detroit where dre and all the others started.

I know I cant rap battle so I'm not going to sit here, do cruddy sensor escaping
Ex:Yo ****ing girlfriends beeatch pussay!
I just see this as a attempt, I thought it was funny...(and a little desperate)

So EML, when you say dont stereotype and how we dont know anyone all Ive seen is
"Yo girlfriends pussy has lice, booyaa biatch"

Isnt that stereotypical?Do they know them

I didnt whant this to blow up into some retarted argument.....

P.S.USMC, thx:o

[AbayTimma]

You crazy spiders

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Who rap battles on the internet? If they are so proffesional and great they should go to detroit where dre and all the others started.

I know I cant rap battle so I'm not going to sit here, do cruddy sensor escaping
Ex:Yo ****ing girlfriends beeatch pussay!
I just see this as a attempt, I thought it was funny...(and a little desperate)

So EML, when you say dont stereotype and how we dont know anyone all Ive seen is
"Yo girlfriends pussy has lice, booyaa biatch"

Isnt that stereotypical?Do they know them

I didnt whant this to blow up into some retarted argument.....

P.S.USMC, thx:o

Show me where I said that.

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
While you're reporting me, tell them what you said as well. :)


Since I didn't say anything that would warrant reporting, I will anyway.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by USMC
Since I didn't say anything that would warrant reporting, I will anyway.

whatever.

[Spidey_Freak]

I'll start with my self, ill introduce myself as

"White half *****, aight?"

Lemme start, kick that **** dj....

I bet yo dick so small
when you use the ****ing bathroom
you piss on yo balls


See? I predicted the whole rap battle:o

[AbayTimma]

Dude, Spidey, Shut the F*** UP! your disturbing the rappers

[Spidey_Freak]

Yo, you pissed in my Jakoozy
You makin me feel WOOZY
Ill pull out a nickel plated OOZY
and make you brains ****** GOOZY

OH yeah!

:mad:Im a angry, underprivilaged white kid:mad:

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Who rap battles on the internet? If they are so proffesional and great they should go to detroit where dre and all the others started.

I know I cant rap battle so I'm not going to sit here, do cruddy sensor escaping
Ex:Yo ****ing girlfriends beeatch pussay!
I just see this as a attempt, I thought it was funny...(and a little desperate)

So EML, when you say dont stereotype and how we dont know anyone all Ive seen is
"Yo girlfriends pussy has lice, booyaa biatch"

Isnt that stereotypical?Do they know them

I didnt whant this to blow up into some retarted argument.....

P.S.USMC, thx:o

a. I'm 16, I'm not going to move from Florida to Detroit for no reason.
b. You can't spell "Censor" you retard.
c. Show me where anyone in this thread said anything like: "Yo girlfriends pussy has lice, booyaa biatch"

P.S. Quit being such a pansy USMC.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

You juts have to love the people of the Hype!
It's like the internet gods forgot to wipe.
Some of the posters, there cool.
The rest are just a bunching of tools.
We got racists poulating the forums.
I just want to jump in my car and floor 'em!
It's unfortunate that we've got retards thinking their 'bad'
I wish someone had castrated their dads.

But it's okay,
the good guys can fight off the KKK.
Some of the people posting here are fine.
They aren't the ones who always ***** and whine.
they just sit back and let the website flow.
If something bad happens, they just let it go.
But most of you just have to jump right up,
act like you want to bring something up.
You just sit behind your 'puter,
looking at half-naked girls,
and saying "I'd do her."
Even thought she wouldn't go for a ride on your electric scooter!

So just step back, y'all.
It's time for me to really express myself, y'all.
Don't get all mad if you come up to me and step back with a broken jaw.

[Spidey_Freak]

hell yeah, got my kkk membership card right here:rolleyes:.(the truth hurts to underprivilaged white kids) and usmc got a ticket outta modship for you:o

And yes, im a retard

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

What are you babbling about?

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Who rap battles on the internet? If they are so proffesional and great they should go to detroit where dre and all the others started.

I know I cant rap battle so I'm not going to sit here, do cruddy sensor escaping
Ex:Yo ****ing girlfriends beeatch pussay!
I just see this as a attempt, I thought it was funny...(and a little desperate)

So EML, when you say dont stereotype and how we dont know anyone all Ive seen is
"Yo girlfriends pussy has lice, booyaa biatch"

Isnt that stereotypical?Do they know them

I didnt whant this to blow up into some retarted argument.....

P.S.USMC, thx:o

Dre is from Compton, not Detroit, that's Eminem, and another thing, I'm not white, and I think EML is latino :confused:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

:confused:

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
:confused:

You're a white boy?? :confused:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
You're a white boy?? :confused:

:confused:

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
:confused:

:confused:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
:confused:

:confused:

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
:confused: :confused:

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

BAD! :mad:

[AbayTimma]

Hello EML! HOW ARE WE ?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Uppity.

[Spidey_Freak]

How the hell did he become a mod? I might as well become one:o

[The Kingpin]

Oh yea!:rolleyes:

[AbayTimma]

what does uppity mean?

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
How the hell did he become a mod? I might as well become one:o

Hmmm...I wonder.

[Outsiderzedge]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
what does uppity mean?

arrogant

[Master Chief]

this thread got...boring fast :o

[Outsiderzedge]

Originally posted by Master Chief
this thread got...boring fast :o

I have that effect? :confused: :(

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

then let's battle. You first.

[Spidey_Freak]

www.urbandictionary.com

Find it.........................NOW!??!?

[USMC]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
a. I'm 16, I'm not going to move from Florida to Detroit for no reason.
b. You can't spell "Censor" you retard.
c. Show me where anyone in this thread said anything like: "Yo girlfriends pussy has lice, booyaa biatch"

P.S. Quit being such a pansy USMC.

Mind your own, Dora.

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
www.urbandictionary.com

Find it.........................NOW!??!?

Nope.:)

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
then let's battle. You first.

Im in Hell
I just listened to raps By EML
Look at dis fraud
Callin Himself A MOD
Never F*ucked A Broad
I tried to be Cool
But ya had to be a fool
Just Cause Im New
You said Screw You
Wannabe DEW
Aint part o da crew
You got no clue
Just bitin off more than you could chew
Burn in Hell
EML
For nOw,
FAREWELL

Holla at Ya
Abay Timma

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
Im in Hell
I just listened to raps By EML
Look at dis fraud
Callin Himself A MOD
Never F*ucked A Broad
I tried to be Cool
But ya had to be a fool
Just Cause Im New
You said Screw You
Wannabe DEW
Aint part o da crew
You got no clue
Just bitin off more than you could chew
Burn in Hell
EML
For nOw,
FAREWELL

Holla at Ya
Abay Timma


You think you're in Hell?
Wait until I finish casting this spell.
It's gunna kill you worse than a gun could.
Not like you've ever seen a gun anyways, dood.
You're just one of these lil punks
They think they can come in and score some dunks.
Throw out some witty comments and dish some diss.
Your crap-ass lyrics are worth my magnetic piss!
Calling me a wanna-be Dew?
Saying I'm not part of the Crew?
Screw you
and your ho mama too!
Dew's the Queen
I'm just a loyal servant.
Why you got to be acting mean?
Watch out, I'm about to clean you better than laundry detergent!
I'm going to scrap all that poser trash off,
but don't get excited, you little jack off!
It's not going further than that.
I'm not in to doods.
So go screw a toaster, cat
And come back with a better 'tude.

[Master Chief]

now I know why I don't like rap...it hurts my head. :o

[Immortalfire]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Here's a little rhyme 'Fire and I came up with...


[Fett]
A whole lot of superstars, on this stage here tonight
But i want yall to know one thing-this is....
['Fire] My House
[Fett] and when i say who's house, yall know what time it is.
Who's house?
Fett's house!

[Fett]
ah, once again my firend
not a trend for then
they said, rap was crap
but never had this band
till the ruler came
with a cooler name
make ya dance and prance and draw the fans to stades
name is Fett my son
number one for fun
not a gun that's done and get done by none
the others act in fact ya just wack i kill
['Fire] why?
[Fett] because its fun my son and Fett heads the bill!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire]
Im in the house yall
im in the house yall
and this is how Fett 'Fire will turn it out yall
im in the house yall
im in the house yall
and this is what Fett 'Fire be about yall
will my name is 'Fire,
the all-time great
i bust the most rhymes in New York state
Reporters Claw
Producers die
they want to be down with the king!
the wanted man from the wanted clan
wanted by every fan from across the land
not a G.A.N.G from off the street
F and E. T. F.I.R complete!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire] get on the mic and (emcee)
[Fett]
another time i take
for the rhyme i make
make me mad and sad because the fad is fake
see i do this thing so come presue this king
one mind i rhyme so all you just break ?
cus im the best im def
ask the rest they left
thats my name my game and we dont need the rep
so keep the booze you loose and suckas cool your mouth
i set a trap for rap thats crap
its Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire]
some underestimate
and miscalculate
my intent to create what i call the great
till i make a song that i prove em wrong
see my song so strong ittll make em come along
come in the door
get on the floor
hard rock hard hitting hiphop hard-core
causing casualties and catastrophes
and tragedies for the suck emcees
use a strategy to get the best of me
you dirty rat emcees
whoever you may be
you need to go down south
you need to shut your mouth
its all about no doubt just shout cus we turn it out!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

:D http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif

[Immortalfire]

Somebody do a rap about me, PM me for info about the aforementioned me if you decide to do so.

[Spidey_Freak]

Yo, The fire
Charrs peoples ass
for a low amount of cash

Fear the flame bjtch
Dont? Youll just suck his f()cking dick....

BjTCH

So the flame ends this with a:
**** you but have a nice day!!



:mad:~:mad:From the angry white underprivilaged brat:mad:~:mad:

[Immortalfire]

Uhh....yeah.

http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/edoom/theyareontome.gif

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Yo, The fire
Charrs peoples ass
for a low amount of cash

Fear the flame bjtch
Dont? Youll just suck his f()cking dick....

BjTCH

So the flame ends this with a:
**** you but have a nice day!!



:mad:~:mad:From the angry white underprivilaged brat:mad:~:mad:


Yo Yo YO ALL THE SPIDEYS IN THE WORLD!
Stop poses becuz tobey the only real spidey

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

So all you freaks go back home to your comic collections

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

[Spidey_Freak]

Holla!?!?!?:mad:

See, da flame doubts me
I know for my kids:
Kaniki, Jaquanisha, Folisha, Jankisdada, and Morika!

Booyyaaaaaaaaa Bizatch!



~:mad:~:mad:~:mad:From the underpriviliged *****:mad:~:mad:~:mad:~

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Holla!?!?!?:mad:

See, da flame doubts me
I know for my kids:
Kaniki, Jaquanisha, Folisha, Jankisdada, and Morika!

Booyyaaaaaaaaa Bizatch!



~:mad:~:mad:~:mad:From the underpriviliged *****:mad:~:mad:~:mad:~

So whatcha got!
NO HEALTH PLAN!
NO DENTAL PLAN!
ALL YOU GOT IS A COMIC COLLECTON WITH 5 KIDS IN THE BASEMENT!
THAT WHY YOU SPIDEY FREAK!

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

[Spidey_Freak]

Tobeys a fa.ggot
Boys dont cry
That gay motha ****a got high
Suck leo dicaprios dick
I hope that homo dies!?!?1

Hes in tights
Wacks off to da mary jane
Than screams and moans
the name of aunty may!

Biyahatch

:mad:The~underprivaliged~white~*****:mad:

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Tobeys a fa.ggot
Boys dont cry
That gay motha ****a got high
Suck leo dicaprios dick
I hope that homo dies!?!?1

Hes in tights
Wacks off to da mary jane
Than screams and moans
the name of aunty may!

Biyahatch

:mad:The~underprivaliged~white~*****:mad:

Your JIST MAD becuz
Tobey got some play!
and all you got is 5 children!

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

[Master Chief]

The gravedigger sucks!!! BOOOOO!!!! GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
The gravedigger sucks!!! BOOOOO!!!! GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!
CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

[Spidey_Freak]

I lied mr.larry
Did you know
the word "gullible"
is mis-spelled in the dictionary?

I sh.it in yo chickin pot pie
I put weed in my brownies
and with yo momma i lie:mad:


:mad:Underprivilaged white brat:mad:

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
I lied mr.larry
Did you know
the word "gullible"
is mis-spelled in the dictionary?

I sh.it in yo chickin pot pie
I put weed in my brownies
and with yo momma i lie:mad:


:mad:Underprivilaged white brat:mad:

No one ****s in CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE!
oh **** this is a rap contest I thought this was who could say CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE the most:( My bad

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

Pulls out a 9MM and a "Teen Shooting" script . :o :D ;)

[Spidey_Freak]

Look, you stupid anus...

You the kind of guy
Who would snap his neck
Trying to suck his dick

My condolences to you
and how sorry i feel
about the day when you were 5
when Michael Jackson took off his banana peel
Stuck it in the bun

Rumma-cum-cum

You licked the icing of the cake....
Yo momma ******* is so fake:mad:


:mad:~t~h~e angry w~h~i~t~e brizzat:mad:

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
Pulls out a 9MM and a "Teen Shooting" script . :o :D ;)

That was a terrible script were you even around when I posted that?

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Look, you stupid anus...

You the kind of guy
Who would snap his neck
Trying to suck his dick

My condolences to you
and how sorry i feel
about the day when you were 5
when Michael Jackson took off his banana peel
Stuck it in the bun

Rumma-cum-cum

You licked the icing of the cake....
Yo momma ******* is so fake:mad:


:mad:~t~h~e angry w~h~i~t~e brizzat:mad:

I'm so confused, we didn't need to know this about you!
:eek:

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
That was a terrible script were you even around when I posted that?

o...k..., I guess you don't see the reference to who I really am. :o

[Spidey_Freak]

Sup to da fat hairry pussy
In yo avatar

Is that a whore
or how your sex is a bore:o

~white ***** half *****~

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
o...k..., I guess you don't see the reference to who I really am. :o

Do I know you?

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
Do I know you?

just forget it. :o

[Spidey_Freak]

I talk shizzit
Like eminem
dre, and tupac

Let it go, that motha fugga got shot:mad:


Underprivilaged white Beehatch

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
just forget it. :o

No seriously, I know I do hype trek with you but the only way you would know that script is if you knew me or if you were here when I posted(which you weren't) so do you know me?

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
No seriously, I know I do hype trek with you but the only way you would know that script is if you knew me or if you were here when I posted(which you weren't) so do you know me?

well...I was sorta here when you posted it....and when you had your old avatar, that was that dude with some of his head transparent with green. :o

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
well...I was sorta here when you posted it....and when you had your old avatar. :o

I posted in may maybe april... I had the Cyber Superman I believe and you registered in July unless you were here b4... Are you matt murdox!

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
I posted in may maybe april... I had the Cyber Superman I believe and you registered in July unless you were here b4... Are you matt murdox!

mebay!

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
mebay!

You shouldn't of said 9MM i had speculated right then and there:o

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
You shouldn't of said 9MM i had speculated right then and there:o

psh, it was basically the point I say! :o

[Spidey_Freak]

more like "machine gun" or "flame torch"

[Master Chief]

Spidey_Freak = the DOOFAS!

[Spidey_Freak]

Hell yes, noob!

[The Spawn]

Ahem...to be honest, I ain't read ANY of ya'll threads
When messin with me, the coroner already claims your ass as dead
My lyrics are just too damn Fast and Furious,
Makin' player haters like Fifty and Eminem delarious
I'm like that guy from the phone commercials,
"Can you hear me now?" Hell no *****, cuz I'm too controversial
All you stylers sayin the same thing he said,
"You a loser" or "I slept with his mom in the bed,"
Well I'm here, bringing in the new ****,
Puttin you reiterators on my grand spankin' Hit List
Tsk,tsk, you should all form a collaboration,
So I can take you all out in one blow, and send you on vacation,
Hell, make it retirement, that way you can sleep all you want,
Cuz then you'd realize you just got beat by the Rap Battle Savant.

[King_Conan]

Let's see you guys beat this rap.




Well......... Jingle bells,
Batman smells, boy Robin layed an egg.
The batmobile,
bust a wheel, and the Penguin got away,
hey.

[The Spawn]

Welcome to The Hell!

[bojangles]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in. WORD!:D