Wrestling

[The FallenAngel]

It could be a work. It's just odd that they would put it up on the site. I'd think they would announce it on Raw or something if it was a work.

As for Randy's theme, I just read that it was from a Killswitch album, so I'm looking for it now.

[TheVileOne]

This whole Marty Janetty situation is very puzzling.

[Lone Wolf]

This whole Marty Janetty situation is very puzzling.

Not to mention last minute...

[da creole kid]

The Ghoul-

What happened with Paul Birchill?

[Lone Wolf]

The Ghoul-

What happened with Paul Birchill?

He told Regal that he was having a match next week, and that if he could, he'd make it against him. After he grabbed Regals tie and cut it in half with his knife, you could hear the crowd cheering in the back once he did so. Regal ran off saying that Burchill was crazy.

[The FallenAngel]

This pirate gimmick sounds really cool. Looking forward to Burchill in action. :up:

[Sabretooth]

Angle/Taker was awesome from what I saw of it. I was also giggling like a little girl when Taker pulled off that sweet dragon sleeper. I haven't seen him do that move since WM 21. The ending, however, was crappy. It even looked like Henry was scared to jump.
How in the hell the Spanish announce table didn't break from him running on top of it,I'll never know.

[Eric Draven]

The pirate gimmick does have a Boogeyman-type vibe....except Burchill is a better wrestler than Boogey. The no worms are involved....yet :o


And anyone else think it was pretty funny that the Spanish Announce Table was the one table that wasn't destroyed at the end of SD this week? ;)

[Sabretooth]

The pirate gimmick does have a Boogeyman-type vibe....except Burchill is a better wrestler than Boogey. The no worms are involved....yet :o


And anyone else think it was pretty funny that the Spanish Announce Table was the one table that wasn't destroyed at the end of SD this week? ;)
Exactly what I said. When Henry was just walking back and forth like he was thinking,''Should I really do this?'' I told myself there is no way that table is going to hold up for this long. I'm suprised it didn't break when he started to run,as well.

The announcing table has been getting destroyed week after week,and it's usually from Angle slamming people through them.

[Eric Draven]

They probably totally reinforced the table. I swear, when I saw the SAT up again, I thought it would be the one that was going to be destroyed (like always). But somehow, it managed to stay intact....

[TheVileOne]

Wrestlemania is really looking like crap this year.

[Go Web Go!]

Wrestlemania is really looking like crap this year.

But then again...it's been like that for a number of years (with only a few bright spots here & there)

[TheVileOne]

But then again...it's been like that for a number of years (with only a few bright spots here & there)

Last year you at least had Kurt Angle vs. HBK. A dream match to be sure. A match we had all wanted to see for years, at certain points we'd never thought we'd see but became a reality.

There is NO such match this year.

20, you had Eddie vs. Angle, Benoit/HHH/HBK, Evoltion vs. Rock n Sock, and Christian vs. Jericho. 4 awesome matches, two MOTYC's all on one show. Best mania ever.

[Go Web Go!]

Yeah. Just doesn't have the same ''feel'' as past WM's, that's for sure.

-We have 2 of the top stars in HBK & Undertaker taking on Vince (who IS NOT a wrestler) and Mark Henry (see Vince)

-Triple H vs. Cena is a Backlash main event. Not a WM main event.

-Money in the Bank: Meh. Not interested in seeing Ric Flair in a ladder match. Seeing RVD win it would be a good thing for the WWE though.

-Triple Threat: Not bad, but I would have preferred a traditional 1 on 1 match. Has potential.

Foley vs. Edge: The fact that it's a hardcore match makes it interesting. Won't help convince me to buy WM.

Like I said, nothing special. Hopefully they'll make something with the time they have and build it up some more.

[LastSunrise1981]

This whole Marty Janetty situation is very puzzling.

One person on the Chris Jericho Board believes that it's a work.

If it's not a work I wonder what he did?

[TheVileOne]

Yeah. Just doesn't have the same ''feel'' as past WM's, that's for sure.

-We have 2 of the top stars in HBK & Undertaker taking on Vince (who IS NOT a wrestler) and Mark Henry (see Vince).

There has never been one match with Vince McMahon that I truly liked or enjoyed. Other wrestling fans will disagree, but hey that's me.


-Triple H vs. Cena is a Backlash main event. Not a WM main event.


I think they should've just done HHH/Edge. It would've been a bit better. They could've figured something out with that thing.

-Money in the Bank: Meh. Not interested in seeing Ric Flair in a ladder match. Seeing RVD win it would be a good thing for the WWE though.


Carlito who proposed it isn't even in it. So what is he doing?

I'm disappointed this is what RVD is relegated to. He should be wrestling HBK. That's a Wrestlemania dream match right there.


-Triple Threat: Not bad, but I would have preferred a traditional 1 on 1 match. Has potential.


I just can't abide by how they came about the triple threat.


Foley vs. Edge: The fact that it's a hardcore match makes it interesting. Won't help convince me to buy WM.


It will probably be a good match, but really, what's the point? How much more does it elevate Edge? Especially after they clipped the wings off him as champion. The only reason he was champion was a last ditch effort to salvage John Cena as a face world champion.


Like I said, nothing special. Hopefully they'll make something with the time they have and build it up some more.

Nope, nothing special, just like Benoit/JBL.

This just looks like a very ho-hum Wrestlemania.

[Mister J]

Very disappointing end to an otherwise solid SD. I hope they don't plan on re-signing Henry once his deal is up in August (or whenever). I'm sure he's trying hard, but his top card status is laughable. Mania is really shaping up to be crap.

[da creole kid]

Wrestlemania 26

Paul Burchill vs. Shelton Benjamin for the WWE Title

(crossing fingers)

[TheVileOne]

I bet you Burchill will not even be in the company by the time WM 26 rolls around.

I remember at Wrestlemania 16, people said Bull Buchanan was going to be "main eventing Wrestlemania 20".

[The Ghoul]

I bet you Burchill will not even be in the company by the time WM 26 rolls around.

I remember at Wrestlemania 16, people said Bull Buchanan was going to be "main eventing Wrestlemania 20".

But he's not Cena's goofy friend... he's Regal's goofy friend.:up:

Seriously I think, like a lot of things it is a weird transistion. It'll be funny when it lasts, but it's built on the sole fact he will eventually turn... he's their new Hurricane.

[Hunter Rider]

The SD side of WM22 has been booked as well as it possibly could have been given the loss of Eddie and the injury to Batista
The 3-way is the only solution they had for the WHC and Benoit/JBL should be an old style NWA stiff-fest between two former World champions that will elevate the US title after 2 years of neglect
Finlay is working miracles with Lashley by helping him work snug and use his power instead of looking nervous every time he hits the ring
Taker/Henry is better than the Taker/Boogeyman option

The RAW side is unforgivable nonsense,two of the main matches(Vince/HBK,HHH/Cena) are booked purely for the ego's of the two most powerful men in the company
Edge has been buried by HHH and yet his match with Foley is RAW's sole highlight this Mania
MITB-II always seemed like cop out booking to me and leaving Carlito out in favour of Flair is crazy

[Sarge 2.0]

As far as I know, the title to Randy's new music is " Fixation on the Darkness". See if you guys can find it on a filesharer from there.

[Hunter Rider]

The reason Marty was fired ????

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4985/martykissmyassclub5li.jpg

[The FallenAngel]

Oh God, the images are coming back... :(

[DOG LIPS]

The reason Marty was fired ????

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4985/martykissmyassclub5li.jpg
Yeah, thanks. I needed to see some Mcmanass this early in the morning. :mad::(

[Hunter Rider]

Yeah, thanks. I needed to see some Mcmanass this early in the morning. :mad::(
Sorry:( apparently him laughing and not acting preofessionaly may have been what caused him to be fired:down

If Jannetty was fired for bad acting that is bull****,i challenge anyone to kneel down while a geriatric mad man in a thong edges his pasty ass towards you on national TV and not laugh

[Sarge 2.0]

Sorry:( apparently him laughing and not acting preofessionaly may have been what caused him to be fired:down

If Jannetty was fired for bad acting that is bull****,i challenge anyone to kneel down while a geriatric mad man in a thong edges his pasty ass towards you on national TV and not laughThat is bull****. Especially if it's not a work and his no sell was a reason to "break ties completely" with him. That just reeks of egomania. :down

[Sabretooth]

Vince was also wearing a thong. Try to stare into that wrinkly ass that's barely covered and tell me you wouldn't laugh.:(

[Hunter Rider]

That is bull****. Especially if it's not a work and his no sell was a reason to "break ties completely" with him. That just reeks of egomania. :down

Exactly,how could any man keep a straight face with the billionaire moon inching ever closer as Vince spends the segment putting his ass over ?:confused:

[Sarge 2.0]

The next Raw superstar page is going to be Vince's ass, I swear. :(

[The FallenAngel]

It wouldn't surprise me. Man, if HBK didn't like the way he was treated with the Hogan thing, he can't be too happy right now. I hope he destroys Vince at WM 22(which shouldn't even be the match taking place).

[Go Web Go!]

Wrestlemania 26

Paul Burchill vs. Shelton Benjamin for the WWE Title

(crossing fingers)

Boooo!

The reason Marty was fired ????

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4985/martykissmyassclub5li.jpg

It was because Vince wanted him infront of him, not behind him. :(

[The FallenAngel]

It was because Vince wanted him infront of him, not behind him. :(Oh...oh God... :( :(

[The Techno Bat]

It was because Vince wanted him infront of him, not behind him. :(

I bet you are right... LoL ha ha ha...

[The Techno Bat]

Was Marty Jannety supposed to actually kiss Vince's ass, but he decided right then and there on the spot he didn't want to do and and bailed on the angle? :confused:

[LastSunrise1981]

Was Marty Jannety supposed to actually kiss Vince's ass, but he decided right then and there on the spot he didn't want to do and and bailed on the angle? :confused:

Can you blame him? If that was the case I wouldn't have done it either. I know wrestling scripted and all that kind of good stuff, but there's no way I'd kiss any man's ass physically or verbally.

If he was fired because of not keeping a straight face, then Vince has definitely lost his mind and really has no sense of what the fans want. Then again I don't really think he ever had an idea what the fans want.

Hey Vince, the fans don't want to see your wrinkly ass. They want to see wrestling, good/great storylines, and actual wrestlers being put to use instead of stupid angles like the kiss my ass club.

Maybe Jannetty should go to TNA? Seriously I think he'd do excellent over there in the X-Division and possibly a feud with Christian Cage.

[citizenpain]

did anybody mention this yet? ign sports has an interview up with edge... it's pretty good, actually. i've always been a fan of edge... i kinda liked him when he came in as the enigma (and who could ever forget gangrel) and of course he was awesome with christian. then christian kinda ended up gettin better than edge... but i was soo happy when he beat cena... even tho i knew cena would get it back cuz they didn't even change the spinner belt. yuck. i hate that thing. anyway, the interview. here's a link. (http://sports.ign.com/articles/693/693447p1.html) he talks about bret hart and a bunch of other stuff... like i said, it's good. and here's a portion of the interview that got me even more hyped for his match with foley.

IGN Sports: You have another earmark match coming up against Mick Foley…

Edge: Funny you said earmark considering Mick only has one ear.[laughs]

IGN Sports: What should people expect from this match, especially since you're stepping right into his comfort zone with the hardcore rules?

Edge: Mick and I go back a long way, and we've always had really good chemistry. Back when it was Edge and Christian with Foley as commissioner, we always had great chemistry when it came to cutting promos, but we never had that chance to get in the ring together even though I always wanted to. Mick, along with Undertaker, those are the last two guys I really want to do an angle with in wrestling, so I'm finally getting to do that with Mick. Mick has that reputation for being the hardcore guy, but I've also built my own reputation now. So if you see Edge, whether it's a Street Fight, a Stretcher match, a TLC match, a No DQ match, I've had some pretty crazy matches in all of those formats. So when you hear that Edge is in one of these matches, you know you're going to get something special, and by putting me in there with Mick, who is also known for these crazy matches, all I can tell you is this: We're going to steal the show. I am going to make sure that no other match at Wrestlemania can touch it. That's my mentality. The way to do that is with a whole lot of brutality and to do some things that you've never seen before in WWE. It's going to be violent, and it's going to be one of those matches that you don't want the kids to watch. It might feel like a horror show at times. It might feel like a car wreck at times. But I'm going to make sure that when people are leaving that building, they are saying: 'Damn, Edge and Foley tore the house down.' My feeling is that I should be in the main event this year. You don't want to put me in it, so I'm just going to go ahead and steal the show.

[The Ghoul]

As far as I know, the title to Randy's new music is " Fixation on the Darkness". See if you guys can find it on a filesharer from there.

That does not sound like "Fixation on the Darkness" at all.

[Sarge 2.0]

That does not sound like "Fixation on the Darkness" at all.Looks like I got some false information from Wikipedia. Just like all of the songs on the CD so far, the KSE song's title isn't known right now. Stupid editors and their misinformation.

[Hunter Rider]

Great interivew with Edge,he is right he should be in the main event this year and i hope him and Foley really turn it up and steal the show:up:

[Sarge 2.0]

Great interivew with Edge,he is right he should be in the main event this year and i hope him and Foley really turn it up and steal the show:up:Totally agree. 2006 looked like it was going to be Edge's year, and selfish egotism had to ruin it.

Thanks, Trips. :down

[Sabretooth]

Possibilty of Edge leaving for a while? Nooooo....:(

[Chunin]

Anyone else ready to see Cena/HHH? I'm a fan of both and I wanna see RVD win the MITB for the #1 Contendership.

[Sarge 2.0]

Ho boy, you've opened a whole new can of worms. :D

I suggest you read the last, oh, twenty or so pages if you want to know our opinions on Cena/Trips. ;)

[Hunter Rider]

Anyone interested in seeing the Great Muta vs The Great Nita in an electrified Barbwire match ?

[The Techno Bat]

Anyone interested in seeing the Great Muta vs The Great Nita in an electrified Barbwire match ?

Keiji Mutoh I Would love to see that!

[The Techno Bat]

The Angle and Taker rematch was great, until Henry had to come and **** it all up.

I have to admit it was a great match by both Taker and Kurt Angle, but they have to do something a bit different with the whole triangle choke to the ankle lock, etc... That ending is getting a bit stale, and Mark Henry totally ruined that match up. Why can't we get a clean win in this high calibur match up? Whether it be Taker or Angle?

[Capt Throbberson]

Check out my new avatar

[The FallenAngel]

That is the worst avatar ever in the history of avatars. :( :( You're an evil person.

[Eric Draven]

The reason Marty was fired ????

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4985/martykissmyassclub5li.jpg

Kinda expected that was the reason....

Oh well, guess there's always next year for Marty :o

[Superman \S/]

Anyone else ready to see Cena/HHH? I'm a fan of both and I wanna see RVD win the MITB for the #1 Contendership.

I want HHH to destroy Cena, if Cena wins again someone's gonna get a super a** kicking.

[Capt Throbberson]

Smackdown's on right now for me

[The Batman]

oh, you live in jersey too? Nice...

[Hunter Rider]

Great_Muta_vs._Great_Nita

http://rapidshare.de/files/14716797/Great_Muta_vs._Great_Nita__NJPW_-_8-28-99_.rm.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/14716797/Great_Muta_vs._Great_Nita__NJPW_-_8-28-99_.rm.html)

[NDX]

Great_Muta_vs._Great_Nita

http://rapidshare.de/files/14716797/Great_Muta_vs._Great_Nita__NJPW_-_8-28-99_.rm.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/14716797/Great_Muta_vs._Great_Nita__NJPW_-_8-28-99_.rm.html)

I wonder if this is the one I have on tape...

Is the barbed wire on only two sides of the ring? If so, that was a good match.

[Colossal Spoons]

Smackdown's on right now for me

Man, c'mon with that avatar :mad:

[Mister J]

Man, c'mon with that avatar :mad:

Really. That's just wrong.

[Eric Draven]

But it's such a great ass ;)

[NDX]

Source: WrestlingObserver

A quick update on the Marty Jannetty front. It is not a work. And they were really mad about him screwing up this opportunity, and it was off the field behavior, not anything that took place on Monday, that caused this.

[Eric Draven]

Source: WrestlingObserver

A quick update on the Marty Jannetty front. It is not a work. And they were really mad about him screwing up this opportunity, and it was off the field behavior, not anything that took place on Monday, that caused this.

He reminds me a lot like Scott Hall. Continually given chances and yet ****ing it up each and every time. Really, really sad....

[NDX]

Some people just can't break their self-destructive lifestyles. Shame, really, he was, hell, is a good wrestler. Was really looking forward to at least on more Jannetty/HBK match.

[Eric Draven]

There are a lot of wrestlers like that actually. Juventud is another one. He's a hell of a wrestler. In fact, I've heard it said that he's considered an even better wrestler than Rey Mysterio. In fact, I always hear Juventud *****ing that he should be bigger than Rey Mysterio. But do you know why he's not as big as Rey Mysterio right now? His lifestyle. And with him, it's never going to change....

[Mister J]

He reminds me a lot like Scott Hall. Continually given chances and yet ****ing it up each and every time. Really, really sad....

Scott Hall was one of the best I've seen in the modern era. He has the mic skills, the in-ring and the attitude. I'm not the type to feel sorry for another, but his situation was sad. I truly wished he could have reached his potential.

[The Ghoul]

He reminds me a lot like Scott Hall. Continually given chances and yet ****ing it up each and every time. Really, really sad....

Not only out the of ring, but in. They are both (undeservingly) the rejects of aa classic tag-team.

[The Apatow Crew]

I have to admit it was a great match by both Taker and Kurt Angle, but they have to do something a bit different with the whole triangle choke to the ankle lock, etc... That ending is getting a bit stale, and Mark Henry totally ruined that match up. Why can't we get a clean win in this high calibur match up? Whether it be Taker or Angle?i was watching the match wit hmy cousin and bvefore it even began i was like how muc hdo you wanna bet mark henry's fat ass is gonna come out at the end? and truth enough i was right.

[Hunter Rider]

March 8th WON NEWS

Dave feels Hogan will be back for SNME , the day before his VH 1 Show restarts

Hogan is denying having spoken to the WWE, but obviously he has with the Mean Gene thing

Creative projected Dalip Singh as a main event prospect, so he may face Hogan but it appears Big Show is the leading candidate

The wrestlers will still be allowed to use steroids if they can get a doctor’s permission for in ring injuries, etc

The Boys are also banned from consuming alcohol 12 hours or less before a match

Stacy Kiebler may get a small part in a future episode of “24”

Johnny Valiant has a role on the Sopranos this year. He and Vince went to college together.

Hulk Hogan is in a new Arby’s commercial, making fun of his steroid use.

Nash wanted to return to TNA with X-Pac as a team, but TNA doesn’t want them

Vince has decided that the WWE will no longer hide the fact that Cena gets boo’d and is a poor worker. HHH/Cena on Monday was the start of this direction.

Vickie Gurrero was flown into NWO in Coach class which pissed some off. She also was goaded into the angle by being told this would let Eddy’s buddy Rey be a bigger star

Vickie is losing her home as well as Eddy was in $$ trouble due to years of big wild spending, and when he died so went the income.

Ken Doane and Mickie James are now engaged.

Finlay’s been trying to return since WWE signed him 5 years ago.

Vince McMahon’s latest money losing venture… I mean outside investment is a series of WWE novels that will go on sale over the summer. The 1st one is about Vince and the WWE stars going undercover and busting a meth lab. (2 weeks in a row with a bad business move story)

Boogeyman ate poop as part of a storyline in OVW (Off camera during a vignette)

[Sabretooth]

March 8th WON NEWS
Vince has decided that the WWE will no longer hide the fact that Cena gets boo’d and is a poor worker. HHH/Cena on Monday was the start of this direction.
.....Damn. I feel pretty bad for Cena. He lost the crowd's support,but even Vince is saying he's a bad worker? That's gotta hurt.:(

[The FallenAngel]

So does that mean we might see a Cena heel turn soon?

[Sarge 2.0]

Vickie is losing her home as well as Eddy was in $$ trouble due to years of big wild spending, and when he died so went the income.


Vince McMahon’s latest money losing venture… I mean outside investment is a series of WWE novels that will go on sale over the summer. The 1st one is about Vince and the WWE stars going undercover and busting a meth lab. (2 weeks in a row with a bad business move story)
These two are very sad for two different reasons. :(

[3dman27]

March 8th WON NEWS



Vince McMahon’s latest money losing venture… I mean outside investment is a series of WWE novels that will go on sale over the summer. The 1st one is about Vince and the WWE stars going undercover and busting a meth lab.


WWE NOVELS ?this might be interesting too bad they probaly won't be able to have one about the hurricane since shane helms dumped the persona

[Super_Ludacris]

Why is Vince acting like its the late 80's and thinking everything WWE/WWF related will sell?

[Sarge 2.0]

I think that he's just completely lost it. That's the only reason why any human being would think that "Rock n' Wrestling" style merchandising would be anything less than embarassing.

[Super_Ludacris]

Rock N Wrestling Era>>>> Attitude Era

Oh yeah lol

[Sarge 2.0]

I can't wait until John Cena and Triple H square off in their own Saturday Morning Cartoon special. :(

[NDX]

Nothing in the news hunter posted made me feel good.

[The FallenAngel]

Agreed. Especially that Mickie James news. Damn you Doane!!!

[Super_Ludacris]

I can't wait until John Cena and Triple H square off in their own Saturday Morning Cartoon special. :(


Produced by the team that gave us Teen Titans and The Batman



Hotness

[3dman27]

Produced by the team that gave us Teen Titans and The Batman



Hotness
better yet in the style of street fighter TAS

[Super_Ludacris]

better yet in the style of street fighter TAS


Never saw that one but lets comprimise it was greenlighted by the same studio that gave us Street Fighter the movie

[Sarge 2.0]

There was a Street Fighter animated series?

Christ, I feel so bad for Capcom. :(

[Super_Ludacris]

Dont be they probably made money of it........somehow,extortion I dunno

[3dman27]

Never saw that one but lets comprimise it was greenlighted by the same studio that gave us Street Fighter the movie
no graz animation did the animation but it WAS loosely based on the universal movie with the trditional looks of the characters but one odd change balrog worked for bison and deejay was a friend of guille its a very good series

[NDX]

It was probably just a marketing tool for then G.I.Joe Street Fighter Action Figures they made.

God, those were just wrong.

[Hunter Rider]

Source: MySpace.com

-- Below is Marty Jannetty's explanation of why he will not be on RAW this coming Monday:

OK, for my fans, family and friends, here is the situation....Due to travel restrictions I have as part of a probation agreement, I was denied travel this week to Birmingham, Alabama for Monday Night Raw. As you could or should imagine, this is a disaster for WWE as they now have to go back and rewrite a major portion of their show in which I was to be included in, and with less than 3 days notice. The fact that this could happen again at any given time my PO decides against me traveling, is good reason for WWE to be concerned in another major disaster especially with WrestleMania coming up. Could you imagine that 2 days before that show I'm told I can NOT go to Chicago. Please understand WWE's position, and believe in them as they have not closed the window of opportunity yet. We are working hard right now on getting all travel restrictions lifted. It is a good possibility that it will happen. If you really care and are concerned, believe me when I say, prayer works and is greatly needed and appreciated right now. I'm getting tons of e-mails from friends and fans hating Vince and the WWE right now. They are not at fault!!! And, they are supporting me on this, so no more hating on them, ok?? I thank all of you for your support, cares and concerns. I love you all!!! I do have a strong gut feeling everything is going to be fine!!!!

[Super_Ludacris]

Marty Janetty is still alive?

[LastSunrise1981]

Source: MySpace.com

-- Below is Marty Jannetty's explanation of why he will not be on RAW this coming Monday:

OK, for my fans, family and friends, here is the situation....Due to travel restrictions I have as part of a probation agreement, I was denied travel this week to Birmingham, Alabama for Monday Night Raw. As you could or should imagine, this is a disaster for WWE as they now have to go back and rewrite a major portion of their show in which I was to be included in, and with less than 3 days notice. The fact that this could happen again at any given time my PO decides against me traveling, is good reason for WWE to be concerned in another major disaster especially with WrestleMania coming up. Could you imagine that 2 days before that show I'm told I can NOT go to Chicago. Please understand WWE's position, and believe in them as they have not closed the window of opportunity yet. We are working hard right now on getting all travel restrictions lifted. It is a good possibility that it will happen. If you really care and are concerned, believe me when I say, prayer works and is greatly needed and appreciated right now. I'm getting tons of e-mails from friends and fans hating Vince and the WWE right now. They are not at fault!!! And, they are supporting me on this, so no more hating on them, ok?? I thank all of you for your support, cares and concerns. I love you all!!! I do have a strong gut feeling everything is going to be fine!!!!

I guess I could understand the concern. Hopefully everything turns out okay for Jannetty and he can return to the WWE.

Maybe he should go to TNA? He won't have to travel that much and it would obviously be less stressful on him. But as far as this explanation is concerned; I hate his officer more than I hate Vince really. Doesn't his PO know that being able to travel is part of the WWE?

Well Marty, no offense to you, I still hate Vince for putting you in an angle trying to kiss his ass and so forth. You deserve better than that. :up:

[Eric Draven]

I dunno about TNA, I think the company has enough troubles with Jeff Hardy and Sean Waltman as it is anyways.....


As for the WWE novels:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1416510893/qid%3D1141513632/sr%3D1-51/ref%3Dsr%5F1%5F0%5F51/203-7960960-8827169

The horror! :eek:

[Sarge 2.0]

Marty Janetty is still alive?He's been on Raw the past few weeks to be the emotional focal point in this otherwise Vince/HBK angle.

[Sarge 2.0]

" December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in every way possible except one: no one must know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment - take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed...

Jesus titty ****ing Christ.

Now I really hate Vince McMahon.

[Eric Draven]

Hey, the book's cover art ain't that damn bad :o

But I guess they're trying to make books similar to that Kane one that came out a few months back :confused:

[Sarge 2.0]

At least the Kane thing took root in the original Kane/Taker angle...

But the WWE wrestlers as government operatives? That's kinds of retarded that don't even exist yet.

[Eric Draven]

We don't really know what goes on behind the scenes sometimes :eek:

I mean this could explain why we haven't seen Hardcore Holly in weeks :confused:

[The FallenAngel]

... :( :(




I hope Cena is the one captured. :o

[Sarge 2.0]

I can just imagine Agent-H destroying a meth lab with his sledgehammer and then delivering a Pedigree to the mastermind of the plot. :(

I'm just assuming that Hardcore Holly is dead, and they're keeping hush hush about it because they're using his corpse for cloning purposes.

[Eric Draven]

I can just imagine Agent-H destroying a meth lab with his sledgehammer and then delivering a Pedigree to the mastermind of the plot. :(


Why else would they have WWE posing as agents. I mean Triple H literally no-sold death. He's like the perfect agent to have around. Nothing can stop him :up:

[The FallenAngel]

HHH truly is the unstoppable agent.

[Eric Draven]

And best of all, Trips has the incredible ability to make anybody he faces look like fools. So he could make any terrorist look like a bumbling idiot if he's in their area.


Wow....I suddenly see the potential in these novels :up:

[Sarge 2.0]

His nose should release gas pellets and ****.

That would kick so much ass. :(:up:

[The Ghoul]

" December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in every way possible except one: no one must know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment - take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed...

Jesus titty ****ing Christ.

Now I really hate Vince McMahon.

The Bravo channel called. They want their gay back... The meth is cooked and sold by Jake Roberts...... Ok I thuroughly appologise for that last comment. It was unappropriate.

[The FallenAngel]

His nose should release gas pellets and ****.

That would kick so much ass. :(:up:Actually, it already does.

[The FallenAngel]

The Bravo channel called. They want their gay back... The meth is cooked and sold by Jake Roberts...... Ok I thuroughly appologise for that last comment. It was unappropriate.Bwahaha. :(

[Eric Draven]

You know, I actually want to get this book now just to see what it's like.

Of course, I could never watch WWE again because everytime I see one of the wrestlers in the book, I'll probably laugh so hard thinking about them trying to bust up a meth ring, but meh :o

[Sarge 2.0]

I might buy it for the kitsch value...but I'd be way too embarassed to actually purchase it in stores, where people would be around. :o

[The FallenAngel]

Like wondering if Kane uses his fire powers to destory his enemies?! Or if Undertaker uses his lightning powers to blow up the labs?! :o :(

[Eric Draven]

I might buy it for the kitsch value...but I'd be way too embarassed to actually purchase it in stores, where people would be around. :o

That's the beauty of online stores. I buy all my embarrassing **** there :up:

[The Ghoul]

Everytime someone doesn't get airtime, Vince can say they're in Falusia.

[Eric Draven]

Like wondering if Kane uses his fire powers to destory his enemies?! Or if Undertaker uses his lightning powers to blow up the labs?! :o :(

Nah, Undertaker just possesses the people and drives them insane :o

And he dies every second page and comes back to life every third page

[Sarge 2.0]

This could turn out just like the comic book that Warrior "wrote"* in the nineties. Oh man, now I actually want to see how this pans out. :D


*I use this word loosely as it pertains to Warrior and his "stories". I also use the word "stories" very loosely. :o

[The FallenAngel]

Now I'm really going to buy these novels. They sound bad ass.

[Eric Draven]

This could turn out just like the comic book that Warrior "wrote"* in the nineties. Oh man, now I actually want to see how this pans out. :D


*I use this word loosely as it pertains to Warrior and his "stories". I also use the word "stories" very loosely. :o

But unlike the Warrior's comic, I don't think WWE is taking it that seriously :o

I mean Warrior probably thought the events in his comic actually took place :confused:

[Sarge 2.0]

But unlike the Warrior's comic, I don't think WWE is taking it that seriously :o

I mean Warrior probably thought the events in his comic actually took place :confused:Hahaha, so true. :(

[The Ghoul]

This could turn out just like the comic book that Warrior "wrote"* in the nineties. Oh man, now I actually want to see how this pans out. :D


*I use this word loosely as it pertains to Warrior and his "stories". I also use the word "stories" very loosely. :o

Now I know the Warrior comics were 6 degrees of ****ty, but how are the Mankind & Taker comics?

[Sarge 2.0]

I dunno, they always looked so badass, but I never got around to searching for them. I think Mankind was only a one shot tie in to the Taker comic though.

[Eric Draven]

Oh god, I just looked up the Undertaker comics:

Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 6
Publisher Chaos
Price(NM) $3.00
Price(VF) $2.50
Comment by Beau Smith & Manny Clark; colored by Jason Jensen The Principals: The Undertaker, Kane, The Embalmer, Mankind, Paul Bearer and enough Dark Souls to fill three wrestling arenas! The Reason: complete domination of everything unholy. Except for Mankind ‹ he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time! We won't lie to you ‹ this issue is a wall-to-wall, jaw-jarring, snot-slapping, bone-breaking venture into violence! All parties go head-to-head and fist-to-fist in this gore-fest in the graveyard! It's a party you're not gonna want to miss, especially when you see the rest of the guest-list! Rest... In... Peace! REGULAR COVER‹FC (#WU060)$2.95 PHOTO COVER‹FC (#WU06P)$2.95"




Now those novels don't seem as bad :confused:

[Sarge 2.0]

Y'know what's sad?

I'm such a huge Taker mark, I would still buy that.

[Eric Draven]

Here's some more of the Undertaker comic:

Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 10
Publisher Chaos
Comment by Beau Smith and Manny Clark After a long hard battle with The Embalmer it looks like The Undertaker will be rid of the Druid of Damnation....but.....a major price will be paid by all parties involved. A new barbed wire laden journey begins for The Undertaker and those around him! Will anyone survive? Illustrated by Manny Clark. Colored by Jason Jensen."


Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 8
Publisher Chaos
Price(NM) $3.00
Comment by Beau Smith & Manny Clark; Colored by Jason Jensen. The Undertaker and his new ally Paul Bearer must play the part of heroes to save planet earth from the destructive path of Soulvex, the black arts behemoth under the control of The Embalmer. While this battle rages, The Embalmer has captured Kane¹s sister Jezebelle and plans to enslave her as his bride so he can control Kane in his battle against the Undertaker! Who will be the best man? Available in two cover editions: art or photo variant."



Notice the name of Kane's sister :o

And a no-prize to anyone who can guess who the Embalmer was supposed to be :o

[Sarge 2.0]

Here's some more of the Undertaker comic:

Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 10
Publisher Chaos
Comment by Beau Smith and Manny Clark After a long hard battle with The Embalmer it looks like The Undertaker will be rid of the Druid of Damnation....but.....a major price will be paid by all parties involved. A new barbed wire laden journey begins for The Undertaker and those around him! Will anyone survive? Illustrated by Manny Clark. Colored by Jason Jensen."


Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 8
Publisher Chaos
Price(NM) $3.00
Comment by Beau Smith & Manny Clark; Colored by Jason Jensen. The Undertaker and his new ally Paul Bearer must play the part of heroes to save planet earth from the destructive path of Soulvex, the black arts behemoth under the control of The Embalmer. While this battle rages, The Embalmer has captured Kane¹s sister Jezebelle and plans to enslave her as his bride so he can control Kane in his battle against the Undertaker! Who will be the best man? Available in two cover editions: art or photo variant."



Notice the name of Kane's sister :o

And a no-prize to anyone who can guess who the Embalmer was supposed to be :oPaul's character has more **** turns than an interstate cloverleaf. :(

[Eric Draven]

Just like in the WWE world :up:

Hey, I remember this comic as well!

http://www.mycomicshop.com/res/unprocessed/fullsize/B173D001A.jpg

Title Nash (1999) 1A
Publisher Image
Price(NM) $3.00
Price(VF) $2.50
Comment Art cover. This is the art cover (the was also a photo cover, see #1B) An Image Comic (S) Kevin Nash & Marat Mychaels (P) Marat Mychaels (I) Jaime Mendoza (C) Mark Nicholas Kevin Nash, one of the true superstars from professional wrestling, bursts onto the comic book publishing scene with his debut book, NASH. In the year 2023, there is no money, no middle-class, no justice, and no hope. Food is the only commodity in a world divided into two social classes: the affluent elite, who live in the domed cities; and the tattered poor, who inherit the unwanted wastelands. In the middle of the injustice steps a massive man intent on giving the establishment an ass whooping and the poor a piece of the pie. The legend of Nash spreads hope outside the domes and fear into the heart of Cyruss Storm. Storm, the self-proclaimed leader of the World Food Distribution Corp., a.k.a. the WFDC, controls the world's food supply and thereby controls the world. Nash, the only man with the balls to stand up to Cyruss and the WFDC, has his own ideas of social change and a new world order. An exhilarating, action-packed, balls-to-the-wall thrillride full of plot twists, betrayals, big guns, and lots of scintillating babes. Co-written by Kevin Nash, himself, with artwork by Marat Mychaels. Stunningly colored by Mark Nicholas. Don't miss out on the book of the summer of 1999. Note : This issue ships with a special photo variant cover in a 50/50 ratio. FC, 32pg"

[Sarge 2.0]

That...that doesn't even look like him. :(

[Eric Draven]

That seems to happen in comics a lot. I mean does this look like Sable? :confused:

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction%20files/chynavssablecomics/sablecomic.jpg

[Sarge 2.0]

Sweet Jesus. :(

I don't think I can take much more of this. :(

[Eric Draven]

Fine, let's close this on the most disturbing image ever:

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction%20files/chynavssablecomics/chynatucksthemin.jpg

:eek: :( :( :(

[The Ghoul]

Ok Taker's doesn't actually sound THAT bad, but I can't imagine anyone thinking Nash was a good idea. Go back to having non speking roles in comiic book movies & efemminate roles in Sandler flicks.

[Eric Draven]

So in conclusion, I guess we can say that the WWE has always done stuff like this :confused: :(

[The FallenAngel]

Fine, let's close this on the most disturbing image ever:

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction%20files/chynavssablecomics/chynatucksthemin.jpg

:eek: :( :( :(Oh God...:( :(

[Sabretooth]

Anybody remember Chyna and Sable's comic? My god,Chyna tucked kids into bed....while wearing a thong!:eek:


And Sable was a superhero with two identities,as a superhero,she covered up her face by......painting a little blue over her left eye.

[The Ghoul]

Fine, let's close this on the most disturbing image ever:

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction%20files/chynavssablecomics/chynatucksthemin.jpg

:eek: :( :( :(

girls thoughts: Who is this man with big tits...?

[Sabretooth]

Fine, let's close this on the most disturbing image ever:

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction%20files/chynavssablecomics/chynatucksthemin.jpg

:eek: :( :( :(
Damn you jack! You beat me to it!:mad: :(

[Sarge 2.0]

So in conclusion, I guess we can say that the WWE has always done stuff like this :confused: :(I thought that they had at least gotten it out of their system after 1999. :(

[Eric Draven]

Who ever remembered UT even looking this big? :confused:

http://www.mycomicshop.com/res/unprocessed/fullsize/B151H010.jpg

[Sabretooth]

Who ever remembered UT even looking this big? :confused:

http://www.mycomicshop.com/res/unprocessed/fullsize/B151H010.jpg
At least he looks similar in the face.

[Capt Throbberson]

" December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in every way possible except one: no one must know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment - take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed...

Jesus titty ****ing Christ.

Now I really hate Vince McMahon.
What in the blue hell is that?

[Eric Draven]

I thought that they had at least gotten it out of their system after 1999. :(

Nah, they're onto novels now ;)

[Sarge 2.0]

Why is he crucified...on his own symbol? :confused:

[Eric Draven]

Geez louise, even WCW was part of the comic craze :eek:

http://www.mycomicshop.com/res/unprocessed/fullsize/B228G001.jpg

[Sabretooth]

Actual comic panel from Chyna's comic.


http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction%20files/chynavssablecomics/britneyboobjob.jpg

[Eric Draven]

Why is he crucified...on his own symbol? :confused:

And apparently he likes it looking at that smile he has on his face.


Wait a minute, has Undertaker ever smiled like that? :confused:

[The FallenAngel]

Actual comic panel from Chyna's comic.


http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction%20files/chynavssablecomics/britneyboobjob.jpgWhat the hell? :confused:

[The Ghoul]

Who ever remembered UT even looking this big? :confused:

http://www.mycomicshop.com/res/unprocessed/fullsize/B151H010.jpg
Again, Taker has always been their resedent comic book character. It's not a big dicotamy. Nor is it that bad... it's the best out of the wrestling comics.

[Eric Draven]

Again, Taker has always been their resedent comic book character. It's not a big dicotamy. Nor is it that bad... it's the best out of the wrestling comics.

You actually read it? :confused:

[Sabretooth]

http://www.thewrestlingfanatic.com/images/magazines/wwf_wwe/wwf_comics/battlemania_4.jpg

[Sarge 2.0]

Bwahaha.

That's unintentionally hilarious in sooo many ways. :D

[3dman27]

At least the Kane thing took root in the original Kane/Taker angle...

But the WWE wrestlers as government operatives? That's kinds of retarded that don't even exist yet.
in th early 90's her was a toy line with the superstars as a covert ops team called S.T.O.M.P.so the idea of superstars as secret agents is nothing new

[The Ghoul]

You actually read it? :confused:

no, sorry that was bad typing I wanted to say it's the best sounding one

[Eric Draven]

no, sorry that was bad typing I wanted to say it's the best sounding one

That's true, but then again, compared to stuff like the 10th Muse or Nash, that's not really saying much :o

[Sabretooth]

http://www.ashranch.com/comics/images/hallow3.jpg

:eek:

[The FallenAngel]

Pic is not showing up.

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm soo glad that the picture didn't show up. :(

Damn, wrestling news is pretty slow if we're talking about the ****ty marketing strategies from WWE's past. :confused:

[Sabretooth]

Dammit. It's pretty funny too.:(

[Eric Draven]

I'm soo glad that the picture didn't show up. :(

Damn, wrestling news is pretty slow if we're talking about the ****ty marketing strategies from WWE's past. :confused:

Hey, we can't talk about Cena or Triple H all the time ;)

[The FallenAngel]

Speaking of Cena/HHH, wouldn't it be something if Cena pinned him in the middle of the ring? I think I might die.

[The Ghoul]

http://www.ashranch.com/comics/images/hallow3.jpg

:eek:

When was Louie Anderson so badass?

[3dman27]

does anyone know the title of the novel and when it will be out?

[NDX]

I want to gouge my eyes out after seeing that Kane image... damn you Sabertooth.

[The Ghoul]

I want to gouge my eyes out after seeing that Kane image... damn you Sabertooth.

I don't know who decided to draw Kane fat, but he looks like he's going to eat those kids... avtually it reminds me of the part of the Clerks: Heroes short "HULK WANT SLURPIE!!!!!"

[Eric Draven]

Speaking of Cena/HHH, wouldn't it be something if Cena pinned him in the middle of the ring? I think I might die.

I would like it if it were the start of a double turn. Just like Hart-Austin in WM13. Which also took place in Chicago :o

[The Ghoul]

I would like it if it were the start of a double turn. Just like Hart-Austin in WM13. Which also took place in Chicago :o

He can keep it by pummling H with the sledgehammer & get DQ'ed. Then he can spit on a planted fan.

[Eric Draven]

He can keep it by pummling H with the sledgehammer & get DQ'ed. Then he can spit on a planted fan.

I actually would like to see him beat up Triple H with the sledgehammer at SNME, totally turning on him. It would be so stupid on the WWE's part to keep Cena face and Trips heel at WM22. In fact, I don't even think Vince or the WWE would be dumb enough to keep it the way it is right now.....

[The FallenAngel]

Well, Vince did say he is not hiding that anymore. So maybe we will see a double turn.

[Sabretooth]

I actually would like to see him beat up Triple H with the sledgehammer at SNME, totally turning on him. It would be so stupid on the WWE's part to keep Cena face and Trips heel at WM22. In fact, I don't even think Vince or the WWE would be dumb enough to keep it the way it is right now.....
I'm sure they still want Triple H to be their number 1 heel though. He could turn heel later in the year,but the fact that they couldn't keep him face for one night (RAW Homecoming) proves how interested they are in it.

[Eric Draven]

I'm sure they still want Triple H to be their number 1 heel though. He could turn heel later in the year,but the fact that they couldn't keep him face for one night (RAW Homecoming) proves how interested they are in it.

Yeah, they may want to, but it would be incredibly stupid if they continued on with it. I mean imagine what had happened if they kept Austin a heel after Wrestlemania 13. Or if they had kept the Rock as Rocky Maivia, the blue chipper.

It's an entirely different situation right now than at Homecoming anyways. They're going into their biggest PPV of the year with their "top face" getting booed to hell no matter what he does and their "top heel" getting cheered on. It would be very, very stupid if they kept things the way it is. And somehow, I don't think the WWE would allow things to stay the way it is....

[Sabretooth]

Yeah, they may want to, but it would be incredibly stupid if they continued on with it. I mean imagine what had happened if they kept Austin a heel after Wrestlemania 13. Or if they had kept the Rock as Rocky Maivia, the blue chipper.

It's an entirely different situation right now than at Homecoming anyways. They're going into their biggest PPV of the year with their "top face" getting booed to hell no matter what he does and their "top heel" getting cheered on. It would be very, very stupid if they kept things the way it is. And somehow, I don't think the WWE would allow things to stay the way it is....
True,it seems they're starting to welcome the idea ever since Triple H ribbed Cena (which is kinda wrong,since all of Cena's other opponents couldn't say crap.)

Oh well,looks like we'll have to see what happens on Raw and SNME.

[Sarge 2.0]

Yeah, the closest any of Cena's other opponents ever came to shooting on him was when Edge called him "overrated", and even then it could be construed as the ego of the character.

[Sabretooth]

And,considering Edge is all about being ''uncensored'' and telling it like it is,it really should've been him saying that stuff about Cena being a bad wrestler and his shoe pumping moves.

[Hunter Rider]

http://www.iwcwrestling.com/IMG_0068.JPG
They need to do this with Cena "Corproate G"

[The Ghoul]

http://www.iwcwrestling.com/IMG_0068.JPG
They need to do this with Cena "Corproate G"

Punk is a great wrestler... but god I just know if i ever met him I would want to bite off his trechia.

[Capt Throbberson]

Explain

[The Ghoul]

Explain

Shallow reason: He's a straight-edge emo ***... the metalheads greatest enemy

more informed reason: the REAL reason he's not in WWE is because the boys hate his arrogant "i'll be bigger than you someday" attitude he displayed at a dark match a long time ago & from other reports that's prettty much who he is, an *******

[Eric Draven]

True,it seems they're starting to welcome the idea ever since Triple H ribbed Cena (which is kinda wrong,since all of Cena's other opponents couldn't say crap.)

Oh well,looks like we'll have to see what happens on Raw and SNME.

I didn't really expect any less of it anyways ;)

I just hope we see the starts of Cena turning heel the next few weeks, it's the only thing that might make the whole feud watchable IMO....

[Hunter Rider]

Shallow reason: He's a straight-edge emo ***... the metalheads greatest enemy


Eh ? homosexual slurs really bare no effect on a guy who is clearly straight

[The FallenAngel]

Yeah, he's tappin' Maria. Damn you, Punk!

[The Ghoul]

Eh ? homosexual slurs really bare no effect on a guy who is clearly straight

**** that! you mean to say that gay/straight, conservitive/liberal you have never called someone a *** & not ment it literally... I call kids at my school straight-edge emo ****. I'm not homophobic, I've been accused ofbeing bisexual because of my openess twards gay people, *** is an insult to both the gay & the straight. I'm not calling him homosexual, I'm calling him a ***.

[The FallenAngel]

So, then, you don't like people who follow a Straight Edge lifestyle?

[Eric Draven]

Oh boy, this isn't gonna turn out good. I say we should just go back to talking about old WWF comics from the late 90s :up:

http://www.mycomicshop.com/res/unprocessed/fullsize/BD1SP003.jpg

[The Ghoul]

So, then, you don't like people who follow a Straight Edge lifestyle?
I don't care if one is clean & sober, but people who are "straight-edge" are just as preachy as evangilists... so no i don't like them because they are pricks who think being clean makes them morally superior.

[Hunter Rider]

**** that! you mean to say that gay/straight, conservitive/liberal you have never called someone a *** & not ment it literally... I call kids at my school straight-edge emo ****. I'm not homophobic, I've been accused ofbeing bisexual because of my openess twards gay people, *** is an insult to both the gay & the straight. I'm not calling him homosexual, I'm calling him a ***.
*** is a homosexual slur no matter how you meant it,if your gonna insult someone at least make it fit them and actually if this section were moderated you would be on probation now as all racial and homosexual slurs are bannable offenses on here

[Sabretooth]

Well,I wouldn't go around saying *** on SHH,Ghoul. The Mods feel very strongly about the word and consider it grounds for probation,and sometimes even banning.

[The FallenAngel]

I don't agree with you at all Ghoul, but I won't argue with you. You're allowed to have your own opinion.

[Sabretooth]

Oh boy, this isn't gonna turn out good. I say we should just go back to talking about old WWF comics from the late 90s :up:

http://www.mycomicshop.com/res/unprocessed/fullsize/BD1SP003.jpg
Is that HBK he's got in a headlock? Heh. :D

[The Ghoul]

*** is a homosexual slur no matter how you meant it,if your gonna insult someone at least make it fit them and actually if this section were moderated you would be on probation now as all racial and homosexual slurs are bannable offenses on here

Maybe that's the point it's a HOMOSEXUAL slur, but to a straight person it's just an insult

[Eric Draven]

Is that HBK he's got in a headlock? Heh. :D

I have no idea who he has in a headlock...it just looks like a random wrestler...:confused:

They have no plot synopsis on that comic though, I really want to see what kind of plot they have for it just for a laugh :(

[The FallenAngel]

Bascially, Stone Cold is angry, so he drinks some beer and goes out and hurts people. :o

[Hunter Rider]

Maybe that's the point it's a HOMOSEXUAL slur, but to a straight person it's just an insult

Would you call some white guy the N-word just because it's a slur ?

[Sabretooth]

I found a site full of Kane comic panels. Problem is the last time I tried to post one of the pics it didn't work.:(

What's funny is Kane barely talks in the comics. He only says ''Grrr...'' and every now and then a word like ''Leeeeaaaave.''

[Eric Draven]

I found a site full of Kane comic panels. Problem is the last time I tried to post one of the pics it didn't work.:(

What's funny is Kane barely talks in the comics. He only says ''Grrr...'' and every now and then a word like ''Leeeeaaaave.''

I'm taking it the comic took place during Kane's use of that electric thingy to talk :o

[Sabretooth]

I'm taking it the comic took place during Kane's use of that electric thingy to talk :o
He's wearing the mask in all of them,so probably.:o

[The Ghoul]

Would you call some white guy the N-word just because it's a slur ?

In this day & age a whitee guy would probebly like being called a ******. So no, because it just wouldn't be a good insult. It's really about context. There is a HUGE difference between me saying "CM Punk is a ***" & some redneck saying "Let's go to San Fransisco & kill all the ****."


EDIT: P.S. did anyone elsee notice that my comment was listed under "Shallow Reason?" so why is being taken seriously. I admit Punk is great in tthe ring & stellar on mic... but he is still a straight-edge emo ***.

[TheVileOne]

I think we should be allowed to call someone a *** and not really mean it or take it too seriously. Maybe The Ghoul feels its an accurate description of Punk's appearance.

[Superman \S/]

Oh boy, this isn't gonna turn out good. I say we should just go back to talking about old WWF comics from the late 90s :up:

http://www.mycomicshop.com/res/unprocessed/fullsize/BD1SP003.jpg

That's really weird i was looking at Superman comics today and i found issue #1 of the Stond Cold series lol.

[The Ghoul]

thank you Vile. "***" was taken out of context & I'm still no a proponant of straight-edge emo people. or Straight-edge people, or esspecially emo people & when thosee flavors mix it's ten times annoying to me. I've called a lot of things gay, but when it's about your beloved Punk it's suddenly offensive. that's ****ing hypocritical

[Sarge 2.0]

I think we should be allowed to call someone a *** and not really mean it or take it too seriously. Maybe The Ghoul feels its an accurate description of Punk's appearance.A slur is a slur is a slur. And I've seen people probated bare minimum for using the word "***", serious intentions or not.

[The Ghoul]

A slur is a slur is a slur. And I've seen people probated bare minimum for using the word "***", serious intentions or not.

Even so, I said this **** a lot & this the first time I'm being called out for it. Why?! I guess it's because Punk is infalible.

[NDX]

Source: MySpace.com

-- Below is Marty Jannetty's explanation of why he will not be on RAW this coming Monday:

OK, for my fans, family and friends, here is the situation....Due to travel restrictions I have as part of a probation agreement, I was denied travel this week to Birmingham, Alabama for Monday Night Raw. As you could or should imagine, this is a disaster for WWE as they now have to go back and rewrite a major portion of their show in which I was to be included in, and with less than 3 days notice. The fact that this could happen again at any given time my PO decides against me traveling, is good reason for WWE to be concerned in another major disaster especially with WrestleMania coming up. Could you imagine that 2 days before that show I'm told I can NOT go to Chicago. Please understand WWE's position, and believe in them as they have not closed the window of opportunity yet. We are working hard right now on getting all travel restrictions lifted. It is a good possibility that it will happen. If you really care and are concerned, believe me when I say, prayer works and is greatly needed and appreciated right now. I'm getting tons of e-mails from friends and fans hating Vince and the WWE right now. They are not at fault!!! And, they are supporting me on this, so no more hating on them, ok?? I thank all of you for your support, cares and concerns. I love you all!!! I do have a strong gut feeling everything is going to be fine!!!!

Along with giving a reason as to why he will not be on this tomorrow night's RAW, Marty Jannety also posted the following on his Myspace:

"You guys have an easy ass job, report what you can't do yourselves but wish you could. Now with all the legit craziness in the wrestling world, it seems you wouldn't have to stoop to writing and putting out info to your faithful readers, that you have not researched and have no idea of its validity. But of course, reporting the truth isn't what you are about now is it. Any opportunity to bash anything or anyone in wrestling is paramount to you. It doesn't really shock me that you have done this with me, as I've seen your garbage quite a bit over the years. Since it has not included me, I just shook my head in disgust and disbelief that you parasites exist at all. Take away this industry that you love to bash at any opportunity, legit or not, and you would become poor, sorry sap, street bums with no jobs. With that being the truth, one would think you would show a little more respect for what pays your trailer house rent. But again, nothing surprises me out of you fools!!! I just wonder do you feel like the idiot you are every time one of your ridiculous stories is proven false, or, are you too busy working on your next BS story to worry about how stupid you look.."

[The Ghoul]

Along with giving a reason as to why he will not be on this tomorrow night's RAW, Marty Jannety also posted the following on his Myspace:

"You guys have an easy ass job, report what you can't do yourselves but wish you could. Now with all the legit craziness in the wrestling world, it seems you wouldn't have to stoop to writing and putting out info to your faithful readers, that you have not researched and have no idea of its validity. But of course, reporting the truth isn't what you are about now is it. Any opportunity to bash anything or anyone in wrestling is paramount to you. It doesn't really shock me that you have done this with me, as I've seen your garbage quite a bit over the years. Since it has not included me, I just shook my head in disgust and disbelief that you parasites exist at all. Take away this industry that you love to bash at any opportunity, legit or not, and you would become poor, sorry sap, street bums with no jobs. With that being the truth, one would think you would show a little more respect for what pays your trailer house rent. But again, nothing surprises me out of you fools!!! I just wonder do you feel like the idiot you are every time one of your ridiculous stories is proven false, or, are you too busy working on your next BS story to worry about how stupid you look.."

I'm not defending Dave Meltzer or Mike Johnson or any other wrestling journalist in anyway. I think that ALL news media is mostly bull****, but in this business who really knows the truth? Everyone has a different story. i can agree that some **** they get into is pretty harsh, but they think that the sources are fact.

The fans are so smart, they think they know so much, that they're the easiest fool

[Eklypze]

man i got put on prbation a few months ago for saying monty browns pounce was a gay ass move and all these uptight mafuccas took it totally way outta context and got my ass a weeks suspension or whatever to me if your not calling a gay person a *** then its ok to say a straight person a *** and it should be ok to call a very stupid wrestling move gay with out being probated or whatever i dunno fxck it

[The Ghoul]

man i got put on prbation a few months ago for saying monty browns pounce was a gay ass move and all these uptight mafuccas took it totally way outta context and got my ass a weeks suspension or whatever to me if your not calling a gay person a *** then its ok to say a straight person a *** and it should be ok to call a very stupid wrestling move gay with out being probated or whatever i dunno fxck it

Thank you, but my argument now (which no one refuted) was that it's not the first time I said something was gay or someone was a ***. It's just because it's about Punk that people started getting offended. So I found it to be very hypocritical.

[Hunter Rider]

You both miss the point,when the term *** is used as and insult in the same manner as a$$hole what you are saying is that gay ppl are the equivalent of something crap comes out of

Also Ghoul as far as mentioning it due to Punk,that isn't the case,i remember Eklypse using the word but i can't remember you using it on this thread

[Sarge 2.0]

You both miss the point,when the term *** is used as and insult in the same manner as a$$hole what you are saying is that gay ppl are the equivalent of something crap comes out of

Also Ghoul as far as mentioning it due to Punk,that isn't the case,i remember Eklypse using the word but i can't remember you using it on this threadExactly. "Context" and whether or not you "meant it" is irrelevent, as the word shouldn't be used at all. Now Eklypze has been smart and has not used that type of slur since his probation, but I haven't seen you use it up until that thing about Punk one page ago.

[The FallenAngel]

Yeah, dude. It's not because it's Punk. I have never seen you use the word either, until last page. It doesn't even make any sense to call him that. Just because he follows a lifestyle you don't believe in, doesn't mean you have to insult him, or anyone else for that matter.

[3dman27]

any more word on the wwe novel?

[Hunter Rider]

- WWE has been negotiating with Madison Square Garden for a July date for a supershow TV taping.

- The next Saturday Night's Main Event taping is scheduled for 6/17 at the Nassau Coliseum.

- Dalip (Giant Singh) is slated for a big push on the Smackdown roster. There was talk of having him at WrestleMania but that is not confirmed.

[Hunter Rider]

The front page of the newest Naigai Times says that Vince McMahon's WWE is making an aggressive attempt to buy out New Japan and make its biggest push into Japan yet

[pspring5]

the rock says know your role

[Mister J]

The front page of the newest Naigai Times says that Vince McMahon's WWE is making an aggressive attempt to buy out New Japan and make its biggest push into Japan yet

That does not need to happen.

[Bull4]

McMahon is power hungry he always was.

[Sarge 2.0]

If it does happen, TNA can kiss its cozy relationship with NJPW goodbye.

[Twitch]

their is always NOAH ;)

[The FallenAngel]

Here is the current card for the ROH show I'm going to Saturday. What do you guys think?

ROH World Title Match
Bryan Danielson (if still champion) defends against Alex Shelley with Prince Nana

Three Way Dance
Samoa Joe vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Colt Cabana

Special Challenge Match # 1
Austin Aries vs. Matt Sydal

Special Challenge Match # 2
BJ Whitmer has challenged any CZW wrestler

"Enter The Dragon" Rematch
Roderick Strong vs. Jimmy Yang

Tag Team Scramble Match
Jay & Mark Briscoe vs. Dunn & Marcos vs. Homicide & Ricky Reyes vs. Jason Blade & Kid Mikaze

Do or Die Match
Crazy J & Lotus vs. Tony Mamaluke & Sal Rinauro

[Hunter Rider]

Here is the current card for the ROH show I'm going to Saturday. What do you guys think?

ROH World Title Match
Bryan Danielson (if still champion) defends against Alex Shelley with Prince Nana

Three Way Dance
Samoa Joe vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Colt Cabana

Special Challenge Match # 1
Austin Aries vs. Matt Sydal


Good card in total but these three matches should be outstanding,look for a technical classic from Shelley/AmDrag and Aries/Sydal will be a highspot and high impact match

[Sarge 2.0]

Something tells me Necro is going to be the one who answers BJ...I can't wait for that ME...and the Three Way Dance will also kick ass. :up:

[The Ghoul]

No I'm very hopeful. I maybe an idiot for it, but I definetly see That Glenn Jacobs & the character Kane have what in the business they call "It." I really have a hard time believing that soomeone like that is going to be wasted forever. I feel the same way about RVD, Benoit, Rhino (even in TNA, he's slowly moving down the latter) & Punk (although I understand why he's not there. Apparently he has a lot of heat with big timers, for spouting off during a dark match he did... plus he's a straight-edge emo ***... that's being unbiased because I hate him & what he stands for but I admit when I see a main eventer )

This was over a week ago & believe mee when I say it's not the first time either. Also I understand your position, but also, saying thatme calling Punk a *** in terms of an ******* is kind of a cop out argument. I'm sure most of you guys are Kevin Smith fans, but no one gets offended when he calls someone a cock-smoker in his movies. Again no onee has takeen into consideration that in was also said to be a shallow reason... If i tell that what i say is shallow myself, that's the first indication that it should be taken lightly.

[Mister J]

Could you just drop the whole thing already? We had actually got back to talking about wrestling.

[Hunter Rider]

Could we just drop the whole thing already? We had actually got back to talking about wrestling.
I can't speak for Sarge,Ghoul or FA but im done with it:up:

[The Ghoul]

i'm done that was my final piece... now we can ***** about Cena/HHH some more.

[Mister J]

Is there anything to look forward to on Raw tonight? The Triple H/Kane match might prove decent, but I have doubts about Big Show/Cena. Plus, we'll no doubt see that hideous footage of Thong McMahon again.

[The FallenAngel]

Yeah, no need to continue. Everyone has their own opinion on it, and so that's that.

Anyways, a small note on the Tag Team Scramble Match from my post above. The winner will get a shot at the Tag Titles at the 4/22 show (which I am also going to. :) ). I personally hope Homicide and Reyes win, but due to what happened with Gen Next and the Briscoes at the last show, I think they will win.

[Eric Draven]

Is there anything to look forward to on Raw tonight? The Triple H/Kane match might prove decent, but I have doubts about Big Show/Cena. Plus, we'll no doubt see that hideous footage of Thong McMahon again.

Big show is fighting Cena? hmmm...maybe that's a start of a heel turn :confused:

And is anybody else a huge fan of Big Show? Yeah, he may not be a stupendous wrestler like others, but he's entertaining on the mic and he can put on a good match every now and then :confused:

[3dman27]

i read that lita is wrestling maria tonight

[Mister J]

Big show is fighting Cena? hmmm...maybe that's a start of a heel turn

And is anybody else a huge fan of Big Show? Yeah, he may not be a stupendous wrestler like others, but he's entertaining on the mic and he can put on a good match every now and then

I'd actually welcome a Cena heel turn at this point. However, from what I can gather, this is just more gimmicky stuff before Mania. This is supposed to be "WrestleMania Flashback" or some crap. Triple H/Kane from WM 15 (I was there :)) and Big Show/Cena from 2 years ago.

I've felt Show is underutilized. They treat him as they Kane (funny how they're a tag team now). Show, like Kane, is viewed as a monster and 'punishment' when someone ticks off Vince/the GM. Yet, he never really gets into the title picture. Like you said, Show is funny and good on the mic, but they can never seem to decide on what type of guy they want him to be; intimidating destroyer or likeable giant.

[NDX]

Here is the current card for the ROH show I'm going to Saturday. What do you guys think?

ROH World Title Match
Bryan Danielson (if still champion) defends against Alex Shelley with Prince Nana

Three Way Dance
Samoa Joe vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Colt Cabana

Special Challenge Match # 1
Austin Aries vs. Matt Sydal

Special Challenge Match # 2
BJ Whitmer has challenged any CZW wrestler

"Enter The Dragon" Rematch
Roderick Strong vs. Jimmy Yang

Tag Team Scramble Match
Jay & Mark Briscoe vs. Dunn & Marcos vs. Homicide & Ricky Reyes vs. Jason Blade & Kid Mikaze

Do or Die Match
Crazy J & Lotus vs. Tony Mamaluke & Sal Rinauro

It looks like I won't be making this event, it seems. My ride has just pulled out of the event, making it even more difficult to get there.

I guess it's for the best, however. I have a lot of work to do for my lesson plans. My students (unfortunately) come before ROH.

[Mister J]

^ That sux NDX. Seems as if it would have been a good show.

[Eric Draven]

I'd actually welcome a Cena heel turn at this point. However, from what I can gather, this is just more gimmicky stuff before Mania. This is supposed to be "WrestleMania Flashback" or some crap. Triple H/Kane from WM 15 (I was there :)) and Big Show/Cena from 2 years ago.

I've felt Show is underutilized. They treat him as they Kane (funny how they're a tag team now). Show, like Kane, is viewed as a monster and 'punishment' when someone ticks off Vince/the GM. Yet, he never really gets into the title picture. Like you said, Show is funny and good on the mic, but they can never seem to decide on what type of guy they want him to be; intimidating destroyer or likeable giant.

Ugh, it's like they're trying to make the WWE title match as unwatchable as possible :(

Show was in the title picture back when he was in SD :o Plus, he can be inserted into the main event scene anytime. I just like the wide variety of personalities he can have. He's come a long way from the Giant in WCW :)

[Mister J]

Ugh, it's like they're trying to make the WWE title match as unwatchable as possible :(

Show was in the title picture back when he was in SD :o Plus, he can be inserted into the main event scene anytime. I just like the wide variety of personalities he can have. He's come a long way from the Giant in WCW :)

Remember a few years back when he would come out in a different disguise/personality each week? Between that and his bit performance when The Rock hosted SNL, he's pretty funny.

[NDX]

^ That sux NDX. Seems as if it would have been a good show.

I'm going to most likely miss the 11th show and I know I'm missing the 25th due to having tickets to another show on the same day and time. March is not a fun month. Have to make up for it in April and May.

[Eric Draven]

Remember a few years back when he would come out in a different disguise/personality each week? Between that and his bit performance when The Rock hosted SNL, he's pretty funny.

Yeah, I remember that SNL. It was probably one of the funniest SNL episodes I saw in a while, and that was the show that revealed that Big Show was actually a pretty funny character.

I think I've become a huge Big Show mark now :confused:

[NDX]

Remember a few years back when he would come out in a different disguise/personality each week? Between that and his bit performance when The Rock hosted SNL, he's pretty funny.

I still remember Showkishi. That was funny and scary at the same time.

Show has a great personality and I've always felt for a man his size he held his own in the ring better than most. I still feel, even though slower than he was 2 years ago (pre knee surgerys), he can still carry a heavyweight title run for at least one more time.

[Eric Draven]

And Big Show has an immense amount of loyalty to the WWE. Remember the time after WM 20 when Smackdown lost both Kurt Angle and Lesner like in the same week? Big Show was due to leave as well to get surgery, but he stuck around longer than he should've to help some other wrestlers get over.

And the guy seems like a huge class act :up:

[Mister J]

He does seem like a genuinely good guy; not alot of ego and political BS (unlike some top card guys who will remain nameless). Unfortunately, WWE doesn't tend to really reward loyalty like that. Your character just takes a hit and you hope the audience doesn't hold it against you.

[Eric Draven]

Well he does have his share of title reigns in the WWE. And he's always getting a push every now and then :) And to be honest, I really can't see him getting a long WWE title reign. I just like his title reigns at what they were: 1 or 2 month reigns just to help the other guy get over :up:

[Mister J]

Yeah, he hasn't been ignored completely. Some tag, HC and US title reigns. I was primarily thinking about his Heavyweight title reigns (2).

I remember his first when Austin got ran down at Survivor Series and Show was thrown into the Triple Threat. He won it and then had that awful feud with the Big Bossman (although I remember laughing uncontrollably at that scene where Show was chasing Bossman who was dragging his dad's casket. Now that's funny). :up: :D

[Eric Draven]

Yeah, that wasn't a very memorable title reign. I did like his second one though, particularly his feud with Brock Lesner. He played such a great heel to a just turned Lesner :up:

[NDX]

I always found entertainment in his feuds with Angle and Lesner. Seeing other wrestlers throw a man his size around is always a sight, and many of the matches have, in my opinion, been quite entertaining.

[Eric Draven]

Test your wrestling knowledge here :D

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16508533975919017840

I took the test and got only 77 % :(

But that makes me:

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:confused:

[Mister J]

I only got 82%. I thought I could at least hit 90%.

[Hunter Rider]

Rob Van Dam
You scored 77% in wrestlingosity, brother!

Same as Draven:confused:

[Mister J]

Dammit. I took it again and only got an 86% (Ricky Steamboat)

http://is3.okcupid.com/users/104/656/10465692962375378952/mt1125614740.jpg

[Sabretooth]

I like Big Show as well for the same reason I like Angle. They're characters don't limit them to being one thing (Like characters like Cena,Undertaker,Boogeyman,etc.) They're very versatile and in Big Show's case he can either be a dominating heel or a loveable giant. He's definitely got good mic skills,and if it wasn't for his condition he'd be a lot thinner and be able to pull off bigger and better moves. I remember in WCW when he was much thinner and he would do the moonsalt,and he did a damn good moonsalt.

[Mister J]

I remember the moonsault when he was The Giant (although when I mention it, people think it's BS). Damn impressive.

[The FallenAngel]

Well, I suppose Shane vs. HBK won't be so bad to see. That whole speech thing didn't need to take up that much time, but at least it didn't take up the ME time like most of Vince's bull****.

[Capt Throbberson]

Anyone notice they just used the "WWF" old logo?

I thought they try to stray away from that as much as possible

[The FallenAngel]

Wrong thread. :o

[Capt Throbberson]

Interpromotional MITB!!

**** yeah

[Sabretooth]

Yes! Interpromotional MITB!

*prays RVD qualifies*

[Jason Blood]

I knew the MITB match was going to have smackdown stars too

It was very obvious when they only had 3 matches for it last week

[The FallenAngel]

RVD better be in that!

And damn, Trips got a loud ass pop. Lots of signs too.

[Sabretooth]

Indeed. Now I really can't wait to see their reaction to Cena....

[NDX]

Maybe tonight will be a good night for quality matches.

[Sabretooth]

Looks like Carlito and Masters vs. Kane and Show at Wrestlemania.

[The FallenAngel]

Bwahaha. I saw a "The Champ is Queer" sign. Awesome. I hope Big Show hurts him! :mad:

[Sabretooth]

Damn,I didn't know Steph was that pregnant.