Wrestling

[Sabretooth]

A guy dressed as god is probably going to come in and interfere :(

[The FallenAngel]

Vince tells HBK that he and his partner are going straight to hell. :confused:

[Sarge 2.0]

Sabre and I called it. :(

[Warhammer]

The god thing is Gay...

[Sarge 2.0]

Lies and you know it.Every time he said "hell" it sounded like he was getting a prostate exam. :(

[The FallenAngel]

Shane attempted a piledriver, but HBK reversed it. Vince joined in. HBK crossbodies Vince off the stage to the equipment table on the floor.

[Sarge 2.0]

The god thing is Gay...Yeah, that's not the most polite thing to use as a negative adjective.

[Sarge 2.0]

As HBK returns to the stage, Shane greets him with a chair shot. HBK is busted wide open.

[Warhammer]

Yeah, that's not the most polite thing to use as a negative adjective.

Sorry :(

[Sarge 2.0]

No problem. It's just kind of irritating.

[Prognosticator]

Vince is out of his MIND!

[NDX]

This match sucks.

[Sarge 2.0]

You're watching it? Why the hell is Vince just staying in his corner?

[Sabretooth]

I feel bad for the people that wasted their money on this.

[Sarge 2.0]

At least RVD and Shelton sounded good, and the main event should be decent.

[The FallenAngel]

What I wish would happen: HBK is getting beat down. Triple H runs out and saves him. HBK gets a pin. They look at each other, DX music hits and they do the crotch chop with the pyro going off. But it won't happen. :(

[NDX]

You're watching it? Why the hell is Vince just staying in his corner?

**** no, I'm too cheap for that! But from what I read, the match sucks.

[Sarge 2.0]

"Vince grabs a mic and asks "god" to do something about and talks as if "god" is leaving even saying "god has left the building."

Oh christ, here comes the God run in. :(

[Prognosticator]

I hope tonight's main event lasts longer than WM22!

[The Ghoul]

I've been catching up on the last 5 pages & I'm just gonna say that noone getts up from the surgeon general's warning (super-side efect)

[Prognosticator]

Serious? Who is GOD?

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm just speculating, I didn't buy the PPV. :o

[The FallenAngel]

I've been catching up on the last 5 pages & I'm just gonna say that noone getts up from the surgeon general's warning (super-side efect)You want some, too?! :mad:

[Prognosticator]

Oh, me neither! lol

[Sabretooth]

I'm watching Hogan Knows Best and jeez,Hulk Hogan is one overprotective dick. Trying to date his daughter would be suicide.

[Warhammer]

I hope God is a past wrestler who has the last person I was expecting.

Too bad that wont happen.

[The FallenAngel]

I'm watching Hogan Knows Best and jeez,Hulk Hogan is one overprotective dick. Trying to date his daughter would be suicide.I'd have sex with her, tape it, and send him the tape. That *****. I hate him. :mad:

[Prognosticator]

I'm just speculating, I didn't buy the PPV. :o

So have you been engaging in an ongoing speculation for several pages now? or are you picking up insider tidbits?

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm watching Hogan Knows Best and jeez,Hulk Hogan is one overprotective dick. Trying to date his daughter would be suicide.I heard he let his son get in the ring with Big Show when Raw was being set up for a taping.

[Warhammer]

I'm watching Hogan Knows Best and jeez,Hulk Hogan is one overprotective dick. Trying to date his daughter would be suicide.

Agreed.

[Sarge 2.0]

So have you been engaging in an ongoing speculation for several pages now? or are you picking up insider tidbits?I'm getting live results from Gerweck, and then just speculating.

[Sabretooth]

I heard he let his son get in the ring with Big Show when Raw was being set up for a taping.
Actually,his son did it on his own. Then Hogan threw a hissy fit at Big SHow for practicing with his son.

[Sabretooth]

HBK superkicks both of the McMahons. HBK goes outside and brings in two tables. HBK sets up the tables and places the McMahons on them. HBK goes outside and grabs a tall ladder. HBK turns around and lands of the Spirit Squad on the outside of the ring.

[Sarge 2.0]

Actually,his son did it on his own. Then Hogan threw a hissy fit at Big SHow for practicing with his son.Well, the kid's got balls. But Big Show seems to be a pretty safe worker.

[The Ghoul]

You want some, too?! :mad:

Oh on the contrary. I think if we're to dominate we need to create ourselves a stable With amazing movees like my SGW & Smoke out(a tazmission/cobra clutch combo) & you with your little spear thingy, I can lead us to greatness

[Sarge 2.0]

Spirit Squad beating on HBK.

If there was ever a time for a D-X reunion in place of "Divine intervention" it would be now.

[Prognosticator]

I'd have sex with her, tape it, and send him the tape. That *****. I hate him. :mad:

You HATE him??? are you canadian?

[NDX]

"HBK blocks a super kick attempt by Vince."

That must have been pretty.

[Sabretooth]

Well, the kid's got balls. But Big Show seems to be a pretty safe worker.
They weren't really doing anything. Big Show just held him up in the air for a couple seconds to show him what it was like getting chokeslammed. Then he acted like he was chopping the son.

[Sabretooth]

The Squad help the McMahons off the tables. The Spirit Squard lift HBK up and threw a table. They place Vince on HBK for the pin at 19:55. JR said this was "bull*****."

[Sarge 2.0]

His son would probably inherit his workrate anyway. :o

[The FallenAngel]

Oh on the contrary. I think if we're to dominate we need to create ourselves a stable With amazing movees like my SGW & Smoke out(a tazmission/cobra clutch combo) & you with your little spear thingy, I can lead us to greatnessYou're cocky. I like your style. Just so you know, to unleash the awesomeness that is my full moveset would destroy this place. I am much more then the GORE.

[Warhammer]

DX Reunion please.

[Prognosticator]

I heard he let his son get in the ring with Big Show when Raw was being set up for a taping.

ya, i saw that ep. it was pretty sweet! (even though his son is ridiculously immature)

[Sabretooth]

You're cocky. I like your style. Just so you know, to unleash the awesomeness that is my full moveset would destroy this place. I am much more then the GORE.
LOL. Please enlighten us of your amazing moveset. :D

[Warhammer]

DX aint happenng though.

[The FallenAngel]

The Squad help the McMahons off the tables. The Spirit Squard lift HBK up and threw a table. They place Vince on HBK for the pin at 19:55. JR said this was "bull*****."Damn, no DX. :(

[Sarge 2.0]

LOL. Please enlighten us of your amazing moveset. :DThe Gore...that's pretty much it. :o

[Warhammer]

What the heck was the point of "god" then?

[Sarge 2.0]

"The Spirit Squad lift the McMahons on their shoulders. I agree with Jim Ross, this PPV is terrible. To the 69% of GERWECK.NET readers that didn't order it, consider yourself lucky!"

[Sabretooth]

''The Spirit Squad lift the McMahons on their shoulders. I agree with Jim Ross, this PPV is terrible. To the 69% of GERWECK.NET readers that didn't order it, consider yourself lucky!''



Damn you Sarge :(

[The FallenAngel]

The Gore...that's pretty much it. :oNo, that's not it. In time, you will all know. Once me and Ghoul become the most badass heel stable of all time.

[The Ghoul]

You're cocky. I like your style. Just so you know, to unleash the awesomeness that is my full moveset would destroy this place. I am much more then the GORE.

I may be cocky, but I'm also viscious... **** I have the mindset of a rapist. People feear me because I have no regard for human life & yes I'm willing to die & kill to be on top.

[Sarge 2.0]

''The Spirit Squad lift the McMahons on their shoulders. I agree with Jim Ross, this PPV is terrible. To the 69% of GERWECK.NET readers that didn't order it, consider yourself lucky!''



Damn you Sarge :(You can go ahead and bow to my superior Refresh button skills now.

[NDX]

You couldn't be badass if you were HHH himself, Fallen Angel.

[The FallenAngel]

I may be cocky, but I'm also viscious... **** I have the mindset of a rapist. People feear me because I have no regard for human life & yes I'm willing to die & kill to be on top.Sweeet. :up:

[The FallenAngel]

You couldn't be badass if you were HHH himself, Fallen Angel.You shut up! I'm more badass then HHH could ever dream of being. :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

You couldn't be badass if you were HHH himself, Fallen Angel.It's true.

[Sabretooth]

You shut up! I'm more badass then HHH could ever dream of being. :mad:
Well,you're alot funnier than Triple H,and not in a good way. :D

[NDX]

It's true.

See? Hah!

"- Out comes Matt Striker. "

Yay! He gets to **** up again.

[Sabretooth]

Damn,they're gonna spend an entire hour on the Triple Threat?

[The Ghoul]

Sweeet. :up:

Not all stoners are happy & giggly, & if no one thinks so then I dare you... No I waant you to just try & **** with me.

[Jason Blood]

the only way this PPV could get better is if John Cena dies

[Sarge 2.0]

The New York wrestling scene can hang its head in shame now.

[The FallenAngel]

Not all stoners are happy & giggly, & if no one thinks so then I dare you... No I waant you to just try & **** with me.Nice catchphrase. :up:

[Warhammer]

Stryker can't even save this thing.
I definately dont want a Triple Threat match that is over 30 min.

[NDX]

Not all stoners are happy & giggly, & if no one thinks so then I dare you... No I waant you to just try & **** with me.

You are sounding more and more like Trent Acid every post.

[Jason Blood]

OMFG

John Cena can't wrestle because he's DEAD

They have him on up on strings!

[Sarge 2.0]

You are sounding more and more like Trent Acid every post.Hahahaha. Oh man, The Ghoul is Trent Acid. :up:

[Sabretooth]

Not all stoners are happy & giggly, & if no one thinks so then I dare you... No I waant you to just try & **** with me.
You guys don't stand a chance against the combo of Doggystyle Dog Lips and The Fapping Machine Sabretooth. You may be a stoner,and Fallen Angel may be.....Fallen Angel but you will bow to.....



Generation NeXt :mad:

[NDX]

The New York wrestling scene can hang its head in shame now.

Would you like more salt? The wound isn't raw enough yet.:mad:



:(

I want to cry.

[Sarge 2.0]

OMFG

John Cena can't wrestle because he's DEAD

They have him on up on strings!Don't give me false hope.

[Sabretooth]

OMFG

John Cena can't wrestle because he's DEAD

They have him on up on strings!
:confused:

[The FallenAngel]

You guys don't stand a chance against the combo of Doggystyle Dog Lips and The Fapping Machine Sabretooth. You may be a stoner,and Fallen Angel may be.....Fallen Angel but you will bow to.....



Generation NeXt :mad:How original. You guys suck. :mad:

[Jason Blood]

*Image Removed*

OMFG

THAT IS SO AWESOME

I want this to be my new avatar :(

[DOG LIPS]

If Cena loses I will be so happy I will do my finishing move on MB's mom.

[NDX]

Striker v. Eugene?

I want my money back!

[The FallenAngel]

http://www.eelw.atothosting.com/misc/table.gif

OMFG

THAT IS SO AWESOME

I want this to be my new avatar :(Awesome! :eek:

[Sarge 2.0]

Would you like more salt? The wound isn't raw enough yet.:mad:



:(

I want to cry.Don't be said because Philly has hosted promotions like Ring of Honor and ECW with guys like Paul London, Spanky, Homicide, AmDrag, Colt Cabana, CM Punk, Austin Aries, Alex Shelley, Roderick Strong, Raven, the Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero etc. getting their big breaks in the U.S. and NYC produced Matt Striker.

Oh wait...

:o:D

Well, to be fair Colt and Punk broke in the Midwest. :o

[Sabretooth]

How original. You guys suck. :mad:
Ok,so we don't have a name yet. I only put Generation NeXt there because it sounded cool. But I bet when we think of one it'll be better than anything you two have. :mad:

[Sabretooth]

If Cena loses I will be so happy I will do my finishing move on MB's mom.
Hurry DL,we need to think of a tag team name! :mad: :(

[The FallenAngel]

Ok,so we don't have a name yet. I only put Generation NeXt there because it sounded cool. But I bet when we think of one it'll be better than anything you two have. :mad:Ohhh. It's on now *****es! :mad:

[Eric Draven]

You guys don't stand a chance against the combo of Doggystyle Dog Lips and The Fapping Machine Sabretooth. You may be a stoner,and Fallen Angel may be.....Fallen Angel but you will bow to.....



Generation NeXt :mad:

That's nothing compared to Draven's Flock....:o

[DOG LIPS]

Hurry DL,we need to think of a tag team name! :mad: :(
The SeXtremes? :confused:

[Sabretooth]

Ohhh. It's on now *****es! :mad:
Bring it! :mad:

[Sabretooth]

The SeXtremes? :confused:
**** yeah! :mad:

[Sabretooth]

That's nothing compared to Draven's Flock....:o
SeXtremes > Draven's Flock :o

[The FallenAngel]

SeXtremes?


...



Ahahahaah!

[DOG LIPS]

**** yeah! :mad:
Word! :mad:

[Eric Draven]

http://www.eelw.atothosting.com/misc/table.gif


The Spirit Squad rock so much :up:

[DOG LIPS]

SeXtremes?


...



Ahahahaah!
Think about it...

"Doggystyle"

"Fappinator"


"Sex"


...It fits. :mad:

[Sabretooth]

SeXtremes?


...



Ahahahaah!
Your moveset?



.....


Ahahahahaha!

What now *****? :mad:

[The FallenAngel]

Think about it...

"Doggystyle"

"Fappinator"


"Sex"


...It fits. :mad:Oh, I get it. Tis very clever. I laugh at the name though. Hahaha.

[Superman \S/]

Can anyone tell me what's going on so far? As to who won and such......

[Sabretooth]

Think about it...

"Doggystyle"

"Fappinator"


"Sex"


...It fits. :mad:
SeXtremes or SeXtremists,both are awesome :up:

[Sarge 2.0]

Your moveset?



.....


Ahahahahaha!

What now *****? :mad:Pwnt 'cause it's true.

[Eric Draven]

SeXtremes > Draven's Flock :o

If we're going by that rationale:


Gene Snitzky > Kurt Angle

:mad:

[The FallenAngel]

Your moveset?



.....


Ahahahahaha!

What now *****? :mad:If my tag partner ever shows up, we're having ourselves a no rules match, *****! :mad:

[Sabretooth]

If we're going by that rationale:


Gene Snitzky > Kurt Angle

:mad:
Or:


Fast Food > Raven


He just can't beat it. :(

[Superman \S/]

http://www.eelw.atothosting.com/misc/table.gif

OMFG

THAT IS SO AWESOME

I want this to be my new avatar :(

That is so cool.

[Sarge 2.0]

Or:


Fast Food > Raven


He just can't beat it. :(It's the drugs, dammit! Raven is hardcore! :(

[The Ghoul]

Hahahaha. Oh man, The Ghoul is Trent Acid. :up:

I did say earlier that someone aas awful as trent acid should not have that gimmick. It's too good for him. In fact I'll stab Trent Acid & claim the pot smoking foul mouthed gimmick for the Great, Powerful, All knowing... & very well indowed... MIKEIMUS PRIME!

[Sarge 2.0]

I think Gerweck killed himself. :confused:

[Eric Draven]

Or:


Fast Food > Raven


He just can't beat it. :(

It's a good thing that Draven is Raven before he found fast food and Perry Saturn's closet :o

[Sabretooth]

If my tag partner ever shows up, we're having ourselves a no rules match, *****! :mad:
Fine by me. But you'll never show yourself again after you get it Doggystyle and become victim #1 of the Fappinator. :mad:

[Sabretooth]

I think Gerweck killed himself. :confused:
I would too if I wasted 40 bucks on a WWE PPV. HA!

[Sabretooth]

It's a good thing that Draven is Raven before he found fast food and Perry Saturn's closet :o
Indeed.:(


Who would be part of your Flock?

[The FallenAngel]

Fine by me. But you'll never show yourself again after you get it Doggystyle and become victim #1 of the Fappinator. :mad:Bring it! :mad:

[NDX]

Ooh.

Wrestling thread. Who knew.

[NDX]

Don't be said because Philly has hosted promotions like Ring of Honor and ECW with guys like Paul London, Spanky, Homicide, AmDrag, Colt Cabana, CM Punk, Austin Aries, Alex Shelley, Roderick Strong, Raven, the Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero etc. getting their big breaks in the U.S. and NYC produced Matt Striker.

Oh wait...

:o:D

Well, to be fair Colt and Punk broke in the Midwest. :o

Bite me.

We still had post rehan Eddie Guerrero v. Low-Ki, and get Raven, Sandman, and are the home to wrestlers like Homicide, Low-Ki, Dan Maff (the molestor), Xavier and many others.

Why argue, we both win now.

[Superman \S/]

Can anyone please tell me who's won their matches?

[Eric Draven]

Indeed.:(


Who would be part of your Flock?

So far it's me, jackcool, John Constantine, TAFKA jackcool, Ashe Corven and a couple others.....

I am accepting applications for others to join though :o

[DOG LIPS]

Bring it! :mad:
Sabre and I may have our separate moves, but we have a finisher we do TOGETHER on victi-I mean...opponents:


















THE SODOMIZER!!!!!!!

[Sarge 2.0]

Bite me.I'm not into that. :o

[Sarge 2.0]

So far it's me, jackcool, John Constantine, TAFKA jackcool, Ashe Corven and a couple others.....

I am accepting applications for others to join though :oI'm sure Clerk would join before eating you.

[Sarge 2.0]

Gerweck comes back to life:

"WWE title match: John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Edge. Cena came out to his usual mixed reaction."

[The FallenAngel]

Sabre and I may have our separate moves, but we have a finisher we do TOGETHER on victi-I mean...opponents:


















THE SODOMIZER!!!!!!!I don't fear it. :mad:

[Eric Draven]

I'm sure Clerk would join before eating you.

I think Clerk would be more welcome in the SeXtremes :(

[Sarge 2.0]

I think Clerk would be more welcome in the SeXtremes :(I want him to make a Clerk comic about that.

[Eric Draven]

I want him to make a Clerk comic about that.

He actually did. But it was heavily censored.....

[Sarge 2.0]

He actually did. But it was heavily censored.....I know I'm going to get murdered for this but...

Clerk comics>Blight comics.

[The Ghoul]

With Fallen Angel & your's truly... the ***** with death metal, Mikeimus Prime we are the kings OFKrunk....YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!2

[Sarge 2.0]

I disown him as my cousin, then. :o

[The FallenAngel]

Kings Krunks Represent!!!

[NDX]

I did say earlier that someone aas awful as trent acid should not have that gimmick. It's too good for him. In fact I'll stab Trent Acid & claim the pot smoking foul mouthed gimmick for the Great, Powerful, All knowing... & very well indowed... MIKEIMUS PRIME!

I'm sorry, but if I saw that name on the card I'd have to kill you brutally where you stand.

[Sarge 2.0]

Kings Krunks Represent!!!Die.

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm sorry, but if I saw that name on the card I'd have to kill you brutally where you stand.It's like...Trent Acid with a Latin twist or something.

[Sarge 2.0]

Holy crap.

"Edge speared Cena as he had HHH on his back."

[DOG LIPS]

Go anyone but Cena!

[The FallenAngel]

Edge rams HHH's head into the post, busting HHH's wide on. Edge ddt's HHH on the spanish announcer's table, but it doesn't break. :eek:

[Sarge 2.0]

That would make for an awesome chant.

[The Ghoul]

I'm sorry, but if I saw that name on the card I'd have to kill you brutally where you stand.

out of kayfabe: It's supposed to to be so dumb that at fiirst no one takees me seeriiously, but when they seeme absolutley ravage my opponants (or as I call them... Rape-ies) than mutha-****as recognize im tha real ****

[NDX]

Go anyone but Cena!

What he said!

[Eric Draven]

Go Cena! :up:



:o :(

[NDX]

out of kayfabe: It's supposed to to be so dumb that at fiirst no one takees me seeriiously, but when they seeme absolutley ravage my opponants (or as I call them... Rape-ies) than mutha-****as recognize im tha real ****

Don't worry, that's my reaction to a lot of wrestler's names. Like Candy.

[Sarge 2.0]

"In the ring, Cena puts HHH into the STFU."

...

:(

[The Ghoul]

It's like...Trent Acid with a Latin twist or something.

I'm white, look likee a straight up metalhead, but act like a ****** (like Jay from Jay & silent bob)

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm white, look likee a straight up metalhead, but act like a ****** (like Jay from Jay & silent bob)Well, Latin as in the language spoken by the Romans. :o

[DOG LIPS]

"In the ring, Cena puts HHH into the STFU."

...

:(
Nnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Apatow Crew]

poor cena everyone hates him.

i like him

*runs away for fear of being thrown through A table*

[Sarge 2.0]

Nnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's OK, Trips made it to the ropes. :up:

[The Ghoul]

Well, Latin as in the language spoken by the Romans. :o

... suuuuuuuure!

[NDX]

Go Cena! :up:



:o :(

You are officially dead to me.

[Sarge 2.0]

"FU countered into a pedigree countered back into the STFU as Edge gets back in the ring. Referee is down."

[Eric Draven]

You are officially dead to me.

Hey, all this time was spent cheering against Cena for months and he continuously retains. I'm trying a bit of reverse psychology here!

[Sarge 2.0]

"Lita grabs a chair and gets in the ring. HHH sees her and gives Lita a spinebuster."

Hahaha.

[DOG LIPS]

Please, please someone beat Cena. :(





Or just punch him for real. Please. :(

[Sarge 2.0]

"HHH throws down the chair and goes for his sledgehammer. Edge spears HHH."

This match sounds half decent so far.

[Sarge 2.0]

...



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

"Cena rolled up Triple H for the win at 17:33 to retain the title."

[The FallenAngel]

Noooo!!! Cena retains with a rollup on Trips.

[NDX]

I still want my money back for this event.

[DOG LIPS]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:mad::(

[The Ghoul]

"Lita grabs a chair and gets in the ring. HHH sees her and gives Lita a spinebuster."

Hahaha.

Once again proving Spinebusters are the ****... sorry partner!

[DOG LIPS]

So at every ppv are we going to hear how the King will go back on his throne just to lose to Cena? :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm going to murder something now. :mad:

The only redeeming factor is the heat he'll get if he walks into ONS with the belt.

[Eric Draven]

I'm going to murder something now. :mad:


Guess my reverse psychology didn't work :(

[The FallenAngel]

Once again proving Spinebusters are the ****... sorry partner!You keep your little Spinebusters then.

[NDX]

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****!

[Sarge 2.0]

Guess my reverse psychology didn't work :(I blame you for this.

[The FallenAngel]

Guess my reverse psychology didn't work :(Way to go. It reversed the reversed! :mad:

[Eric Draven]

Maybe if more of you started cheering, it would've worked. I can only do so much :mad:

[NDX]

Guess my reverse psychology didn't work :(

You are still dead to me!

[Sarge 2.0]

Trips nails Cena with the sledgehammer and does the DX chop after the match.

Too little too late, Hunter. :mad:

[The Ghoul]

I want him to burst into tears at ONS. I hope Hat-Guy kicks his ass

[Eric Draven]

I want him to burst into tears at ONS. I hope Hat-Guy kicks his ass

Was he even at ONS last year? :confused:

[Sarge 2.0]

Maybe if more of you started cheering, it would've worked. I can only do so much :mad:Don't put this on us. Man up and accept your responsibility! :mad:

[The FallenAngel]

New Jack better ****ing kill Cena at ONS.

[Eric Draven]

You are still dead to me!

We need more people dammit! :mad:

[DOG LIPS]

Dammit! This sucks ass!! :mad:

The SeXtremes should run in and do our finishing moves on Cena 7 times! That will teach him. :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

Was he even at ONS last year? :confused:He was at Hardcore Homecoming, but I don't know about ONS.

[NDX]

I will only be happy if Cena is lynched. ****ING LYNCHED live at the Ballroom.

[Eric Draven]

Don't put this on us. Man up and accept your responsibility! :mad:

That's not the way of Draven and his Flock! :mad:


What about me? What about Draven? :mad:

[Eric Draven]

He was at Hardcore Homecoming, but I don't know about ONS.

Yeah, I couldn't see him there.

It's not ECW without Hat-Guy :(

[Sabretooth]

Kings Krunks Represent!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you can never make fun of our names! Hahahahahaha! Kings Krunks! Hahahahhahahaha!

[The FallenAngel]

That's not the way of Draven and his Flock! :mad:


What about me? What about Draven? :mad:All your Flock members will leave you now. You made Cena retain! :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

I will only be happy if Cena is lynched. ****ING LYNCHED live at the Ballroom.**** that, bring back the crucifixion.

[NDX]

That's not the way of Draven and his Flock! :mad:


What about me? What about Draven? :mad:

You should be shot dead on site.

[The Apatow Crew]

*Does nelson like laugh*

[Eric Draven]

All your Flock members will leave you now. You made Cena retain! :mad:

The Flock will never leave me. They're insanely loyal to me and my reverse psychology plans :mad:

[Capt Throbberson]

I will only be happy if Cena is lynched. ****ING LYNCHED live at the Ballroom.
Still wouldn't be enough :(

[Sarge 2.0]

Yeah, I couldn't see him there.

It's not ECW without Hat-Guy :(Faith No More Guy is the bestest. I think I saw him at an ROH show once walking by Green Lantern fan, but I might've been hallucinating. :(

[Eric Draven]

You should be shot dead on site.

But....I love you :(

[The Ghoul]

Was he even at ONS last year? :confused:

No but one of the front row fans need to. & Do youthink Mike Johnson's fat creepy looking self will do anything besides bash him in an article? Hat-guy is real hardcore

[NDX]

Hang Cena from a chandelier. The stab the **** out of him.

We definately need New Jack at this ****ing show now.

[NDX]

But....I love you :(

... you had me at "But..."

Guess we are never going to see Cena lose the title. Never.

[Sabretooth]

They still have 10 minutes :o

[Eric Draven]

... you had me at "But..."

Guess we are never going to see Cena lose the title. Never.

Not if everybody starts cheering for Cena again. I swear, we keep wishing the belt off of him and it never happens. Something has to change!

[The FallenAngel]

We're gonna get a Cena title reign Bruno Sammartino style. Eight years or some ****. :(

[The Ghoul]

Hang Cena from a chandelier. The stab the **** out of him.

We definately need New Jack at this ****ing show now.

New Jack + a fork %(divided by) Cena= beautiful

[DOG LIPS]

Son of a *****, how could they. Vince hates us. He hates our faces. :(

[Sabretooth]

Technically he's held it for a year already.

[Sarge 2.0]

We're gonna get a Cena title reign Bruno Sammartino style. Eight years or some ****. :(You're probably right. :(

Can you imagine what would go down if he retained at ONS?

[The FallenAngel]

You're probably right. :(

Can you imagine what would go down if he retained at ONS?Chair riot? **** that, fan riot. Cena dies that night if he retains.

[The Ghoul]

Son of a *****, how could they. Vince hates us. He hates our faces. :(

You didn't know that, already?

[Sabretooth]

Son of a *****, how could they. Vince hates us. He hates our faces. :(
If we went in WWE and did our finishers,not only would they hand us the WWE Championship,they'd hand us the world heavyweight championship from fear of us giving it to Rey Mysterio too. :mad:

[NDX]

They still have 10 minutes :o

PPVs are not really 3 hours anymore.

[Sarge 2.0]

Chair riot? **** that, fan riot. Cena dies that night if he retains.People are probably trying to kill Vince and Cena as we speak. I hope he was booed out of the arena.

[Sabretooth]

You're probably right. :(

Can you imagine what would go down if he retained at ONS?
I would hate to be anywhere near that arena. Cena wouldn't make it out alive.


What if he won from count out or DQ?

[Mister J]

I've never been more confused by the WWE main event picture in all my years of watching wrestling.

WTF?

[Capt Throbberson]

People are probably trying to kill Vince and Cena as we speak. I hope he was booed out of the arena.
It's the south

[Eric Draven]

If we went in WWE and did our finishers,not only would they hand us the WWE Championship,they'd hand us the world heavyweight championship from fear of us giving it to Rey Mysterio too. :mad:

Yeah, they would probably laugh their asses off at you two. Then when they died of laughter, you would steal the titles :o

[DOG LIPS]

If we went in WWE and did our finishers,not only would they hand us the WWE Championship,they'd hand us the world heavyweight championship from fear of us giving it to Rey Mysterio too. :mad:
Yeah, then we'd do it to him anyway. :mad::up:

[Sarge 2.0]

Edge should just get "WWE Booker's prison ***** guinea pig" tattoo'd on his forehead. :(

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah, I couldn't see him there.

It's not ECW without Hat-Guy :(i saw that hat guy once before when i went to a 3pw event the day before the rumble wheh it was in philly. i also went to the rumble thatsthe reason we where dow nthere. we where stayin over night so we decided to check it out at the bingo hall

[Sarge 2.0]

It's the southOh.

There was probably a standing ovation, then. :(

[Sabretooth]

Yeah, they would probably laugh their asses off at you two. Then when they died of laughter, you would steal the titles :o
Whatever. If you went there you'd be stuck in mid card hell because you sound suspiciuously like Raven. Have fun main eventing Heat with Val Venis. :mad:

[Go Web Go!]

I just read the Backlash results. It's times like these that I'm thankful for not wasting my money on this CRAP.

[DOG LIPS]

Whatever. If you went there you'd be stuck in mid card hell because you sound suspiciuously like Raven. Have fun main eventing Heat with Val Venis. :mad:
Bam!

[Sarge 2.0]

I just read the Backlash results. It's times like these that I'm thankful for not wasting my money on this CRAP.Your sig cracks me up every time I look at it, and I don't know why.

[The FallenAngel]

Whatever. If you went there you'd be stuck in mid card hell because you sound suspiciuously like Raven. Have fun main eventing Heat with Val Venis. :mad:And getting the Hardcore belt 30 times. Hahaha. :mad: :(

[Sabretooth]

Oh.

There was probably a standing ovation, then. :(
And a Thank You Cena chant :(

[Eric Draven]

Whatever. If you went there you'd be stuck in mid card hell because you sound suspiciuously like Raven. Have fun main eventing Heat with Val Venis. :mad:

Better main-eventing in Heat than being in the dark match before Heat! :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

Better main-eventing in Heat than being in the dark match before Heat! :mad:Zing!

[Sabretooth]

Better main-eventing in Heat than being in the dark match before Heat! :mad:
Only for the first few weeks. They'd want the fans to know what's coming to Raw before they let us steal the whole damn show. :mad:

[Eric Draven]

And getting the Hardcore belt 30 times. Hahaha. :mad: :(

The Hardcore title has had various luminaries hold it. Like Mick Foley, Big Boss Man, Tommy Dreamer, RVD, and Godfather Hoe number 2

:mad:

[Eric Draven]

Only for the first few weeks. They'd want the fans to know what's coming to Raw before they let us steal the whole damn show. :mad:

Pffftt...try telling that to Sean O'Haire :rolleyes: :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

Christ, I just obtained over sixty posts talking about a crappy PPV. :eek:

[Sabretooth]

The Hardcore title has had various luminaries hold it. Like Mick Foley, Big Boss Man, Tommy Dreamer, RVD, and Godfather Hoe number 2

:mad:
And Maven. Hahahahahahaha :mad:

[The FallenAngel]

The Hardcore title has had various luminaries hold it. Like Mick Foley, Big Boss Man, Tommy Dreamer, RVD, and Godfather Hoe number 2

:mad:Hahaha, Hoe Number 2 likes the Hardcore. :o

[Eric Draven]

Christ, I just obtained over sixty posts talking about a crappy PPV. :eek:

Yeah, this was the most I've posted in a while :confused: :(

[Sabretooth]

Pffftt...try telling that to Sean O'Haire :rolleyes: :mad:
Why.....why'd you have to bring little Sean into this? :mad: :(

[Eric Draven]

And Maven. Hahahahahahaha :mad:

Hey, Maven eliminated the Undertaker in one Royal Rumble. Can you say the same? :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

Start crying, boys. Just in case any of you thought this was all a bad dream:

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/2667818

[DOG LIPS]

Damn... I feel so sad inside. :(

RAW will have more Cena crap, another King will get back his throne speech by HHH, and some Edge/Lita jokes. :(

[Sarge 2.0]

Hey, Maven eliminated the Undertaker in one Royal Rumble. Can you say the same? :mad:I did that in SvR 06. :o

[CAGE]

**** **** **** **** please don't tell me Cena retained, he can't even rap nor wrestle!!!!

[Sarge 2.0]

Damn... I feel so sad inside. :(

RAW will have more Cena crap, another King will get back his throne speech by HHH, and some Edge/Lita jokes. :(The promos lose their value now that he's retained a second time. :(

[The FallenAngel]

At least no one tapped out to a simple STF this time. :(

[CAGE]

Start crying, boys. Just in case any of you thought this was all a bad dream:

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/2667818

Bull ****. :mad: :down

[Eric Draven]

Why.....why'd you have to bring little Sean into this? :mad: :(

I think O'Haire would be a great addition to Draven's Flock :up:

[NDX]

Tonight is the first night I wish I could cry.

Damn botched plastic surgery...

Well, I'm glad I have some **** to do right now, or I'd kill someone. Once done, then back to *****ing about Cena.

[CAGE]

At least no one tapped out to a simple STF this time. :(

But Cena still won. :(

[Sabretooth]

Hey, Maven eliminated the Undertaker in one Royal Rumble. Can you say the same? :mad:
That was ABA Undertaker. Hell,even John Cena went over that version of Undertaker. :mad:

And if it came down to me and Undertaker in the Royal Rumble,or any ring for that matter,he'd teleport his ass out of there before I started the Fappinator :mad:

[The FallenAngel]

But Cena still won. :(Yeah. :(

[Eric Draven]

That was ABA Undertaker. Hell,even John Cena went over that version of Undertaker. :mad:

And if it came down to me and Undertaker in the Royal Rumble,or any ring for that matter,he'd teleport his ass out of there before I started the Fappinator :mad:

Probably to laugh at something that sounds as ridiculous as the Fappinator :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

Y'know, it's funny.

28 days ago, we were all here doing the exact same thing when Cena retained at Mania. :(

[Sabretooth]

I think O'Haire would be a great addition to Draven's Flock :up:
He told me he wouldn't join with you since you dissed him a few minutes ago. :mad:


But he'll GLADLY be the manager of the SeXtremists

[The FallenAngel]

Hockey seems to have wrestling fans. I heard the Final Countdown and an "Ole Ole Ole" chant.

Just trying to change the topic. :(

[DOG LIPS]

Probably to laugh at something that sounds as ridiculous as the Fappinator :mad:
Who cares what it sounds like, it's a move you will NEVER forget. :(

[Eric Draven]

Y'know, it's funny.

28 days ago, we were all here doing the exact same thing when Cena retained at Mania. :(

Exactly. That's why I'm cheering for Cena. Something different has to be done :up:

[Eric Draven]

He told me he wouldn't join with you since you dissed him a few minutes ago. :mad:


But he'll GLADLY be the manager of the SeXtremists

Only to destroy the SeXtremists from the inside :o

[Sabretooth]

Probably to laugh at something that sounds as ridiculous as the Fappinator :mad:
He wasn't laughing when Khlai tried to speak,why would he laugh now? :mad:

[Eric Draven]

Who cares what it sounds like, it's a move you will NEVER forget. :(

Of course not. Who could ever forget such a laughable name like that?

[DOG LIPS]

Exactly. That's why I'm cheering for Cena. Something different has to be done :up:
You may have a point, next PPV, we need to put "Cena will retain!!" in our sigs and cheer for him. Just to test the logic.


If you're wrong.... you get 3 Fappinators. :mad:

[Sarge 2.0]

Exactly. That's why I'm cheering for Cena. Something different has to be done :up:Losing the title won't be enough...

Someone is going to have to kill him. I vote Sandman.

[Eric Draven]

You may have a point, next PPV, we need to put "Cena will retain!!" in our sigs and cheer for him. Just to test the logic.


If you're wrong.... you get 3 Fappinators. :mad:

.......


Are you coming onto me or something?

[The FallenAngel]

New Jack is gonna shank his ass come ONS.

[Eric Draven]

He wasn't laughing when Khlai tried to speak,why would he laugh now? :mad:

Because Great Khali speaking is like Schindler's List compared to the Fappinator :mad:

[Sabretooth]

Exactly. That's why I'm cheering for Cena. Something different has to be done :up:
Ha. Cheering Cena is funnier than the Fappinator name. Never diss The Fappinator's power again. :mad:

[LastSunrise1981]

Soooooooooo let me see if I got this right:

Jericho
RVD
Kane
Booker T
Jeff Hardy

All of the above weren't given the chance to go over on H and if they did go over cleanly, it was either a tag team match or a run-in.

Now, Cena not only makes H tap cleanly, he pins him at the next pay-per-view? I'm convinced that Vince no longer cares anymore, hence why he continues going with the same formula and the crappy product.

I guess he truly wants Cena to die at ONS?