Damn Applesauce!

[Rasputin]

I can't get the jar open. Any advice?

[Enzyme]

Put it in the microwave with a fork.

[Anti-Mr. Parker]

Originally posted by Rasputin
I can't get the jar open. Any advice? \

cup your hand, and



































masturbate.

[Anti-Mr. Parker]

Originally posted by Enzyme
Put it in the microwave with a fork. get a grenade, and try it.

[Captain Bryan]

Glass?

[kypade]

hit the edges with l knife, all around...

[Rasputin]

yes

[Captain Bryan]

Smash it:)

[Quietstorm]

Or get a wet rag and open it with that :o

OR! hit the bottom of the jar with your palm a couple of times, and then try :o

[Rasputin]

wet rag just slicked it up. :(

[kypade]

the knife thing didn't work?

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by Rasputin
wet rag just slicked it up. :(

Damn :mad:

[Rasputin]

Originally posted by kypade
the knife thing didn't work?

I don't get what you're saying.

[kypade]

hit the edge of the lid, like all around in a circle...with a knife,

[Rasputin]

I slapped the bottom and it opened. Go Quietstorm!

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by Rasputin
I slapped the bottom and it opened. Go Quietstorm!

YAY! Teach that jar a lesson..er.. I mean... :o :D

[Rasputin]

I'm sipping AS out of a cup right now.

[Anti-Mr. Parker]

shoot it.

[Anti-Mr. Parker]

Originally posted by Anti-Mr. Parker
\

cup your hand, and



































masturbate.

still think this is the best optopn/

[Childlike Wild]

The best way to open a jar is to bang it on a counter or something. Hard. And the noise of the banging is really just an added bonus.

Rasputin should have known this. Everybody should know this. And now you do.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Look at the date again. It was made almost a year ago

[Wolfwood]

On a related note, i've rediscovered my love for applesauce.

[Childlike Wild]

It's definitely good stuff. Now I want some.. but I don't think I have any.

[Morg]

Look at the date again. It was made almost a year ago


Hmm and still can't open it? ;)

[Gmanofsteel]

I can't get the jar open. Any advice?


put on a rubber glove, and twiiiist :)

[Childlike Wild]

No, I just had a very important tip, you know, in case he ever had to open a jar again. Or in case anyone had to open a jar again. :(:up:

[Quietstorm]

He opened it thanks to my help. Case closed :o

[Equint77]

throw it against a brick wall

[Dew k. Mosi]

I think I want some Applesauce too :( Someone go buy me some!

[Phoney Bone]

Hmm. I wonder if it's still not opening?

[Kipobe]

I can't get the jar open. Any advice?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/D00dking.jpg

:confused:

[Daisy]

You made me sad, Bear. :(

[Kipobe]

:confused:

[Protest the Hero]

KPB's done better work in the past...

[Daisy]

:confused:
I didn't realize this was an old thread you'd bumped at first.

[Kipobe]

......? :confused:

[Protest the Hero]

You always get the blame. :(:up:

[Kipobe]

That's because I'm responsible for alot of stuff. :(

[Protest the Hero]

It's true. You warmonger. :(

[Kipobe]

My dad used to use that word alot. He was a psycho.

[Protest the Hero]

Don't liken me to your father. :(

[Darren Daring]

I never did get it open:(

EDIT: Oh wiat, I Did.

[Calvin]

I thought the search function reset made it impossible to find old threads?

[Da Docta]

He has powers, incredible powers.

[Darren Daring]

You can still go down to the sort threads thing, set it to "beginning" and "thread starter" track down a name and find that persons old threads.

[Snipershot]

wow. this thread is 2.5 years old. wow

[Immortalfire]

I never did get it open:(

EDIT: Oh wiat, I Did. *casts Brodie into the Pit of Punishment for bumping old thread*

[Tsunulia]

Why would anyone try to open applesauce while typing? :confused:

[tzarinna]

Beats me.

[Darren Daring]

*casts Brodie into the Pit of Punishment for bumping old thread*

But it's my old thread.

[Darren Daring]

I still love applesauce, by the way.

[Tsunulia]

I still can't figure out why someone would try to open a jar of anything while typing :confused:

[Darren Daring]

Because my stomach doesn't wait for me to get off the computer.

[Gamma Ray]

Pour some oil on the lid.

[Darren Daring]

Seriously, people, the jar has been opened for 2 and a half years.

[Gamma Ray]

Seriously, people, the jar has been opened for 2 and a half years.


This thread is good reference for future posters.