Candy Canes

[Coongregator]

Since we're in the holidays, I thought I'd post this.

What's your favorite type of candy cane?

[Coongregator]

I like mint.

[Slipknot]

I'm Satan

[Pirateking]

I'll sat Strawberry. I'd like to say Chocolate but I'm allergic to it, so I'm not going to.

[DarkAvenger]

Strawberry is good.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

mint.& the m&m tube candy canes.those r goooood!:p

[The Kingpin]

If Toven were here, she'd have a blast :o

[incurock31]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
If Toven were here, she'd have a blast :o

*tear* :(

[Brodie Bruce]

Mint

[Illchill]

Welcome Coon, fellow Bostonian:).

[MC-117]

I usually dont eat candy canes but when i do its gotta be Blueberry:up:

[fred10]

They're all so good! I can't make up my mind!:confused: :eek: :confused:

[Morg]

Strawberry

[Coongregator]

Yum yum bump.

[Alf]

l like the plain, original, white and red striped ones and the starburst ones in some flavors...if starburst makes none, l'm not sure what l'm thinking of but they;re good...

[rogue_devlin]

all but mint
i don't like mint

[Victor Von Doom]

Straw berry, then the classic mint.

[Coongregator]

B to the ump.

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Coongregator
B to the ump.
Keep bumping it up why dont ya.

[Alf]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Keep bumping it up why dont ya. l think thats what he's doing:):confused::)

[iron_man7]

the blue kind

[Coongregator]

The little drummer boy says "ba rump bum bum BUMP."

[Coongregator]

Uh, can I get a BUMP BUMP!?

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Coongregator
Yum yum bump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
B to the ump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
The little drummer boy says "ba rump bum bum BUMP."
Originally posted by Coongregator
Uh, can I get a BUMP BUMP!?
Originally posted by Coongregator
Y'all gonna make me bump this thread, up in here! Up in here!
Originally posted by Coongregator
SoccahBUMP!
Originally posted by Coongregator
Bump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
I believe in a thing called bump,
Just listen to the rhythm of my bump,
There's a chance we could bump it now
We'll be bumping 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called bump
Ooh!
Originally posted by Coongregator
You are a bump. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html)
Originally posted by Coongregator
http://www.intermusic.com/upload_images/NWS/mhr150-31-01-2001-004.gif
Don't forget Barney "Bump" Greenway of Napalm Death.
Originally posted by Coongregator
Not only are we going to New Hampshire..., we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. To bump up the thread. YEAHHHH!!!
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I swear I'm gonna BUMP!
(I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) Gonna bump! ( gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump)
I'm gonna bump! )
And then God said "Let there be a bump." and the thread was bumped.
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb and bumped this thread
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Well I've ruined nearly all of my veins
Sticking that ****ing **** into my arms

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump
I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing
That slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all
The bumps I've had to make
Jesus it never ends
It pushed it's way inside
If the pain goes on...
Bump.
She lives In a box,
on the corner of her street.
The lowest class,
of society.
Why won't someone...
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a bump!
Let the rain fall down
And bump my thread
Let it bump away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna bump the thread
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
Bump Candy Canes, I'm coming clean
Bump.
Now I will tell you what I've done for you...
50 thousand threads I've bumped...
Screaming deceiving and bumping for you..
And you still won't hear me!
Don't want your hand this time I'll bump myself.
Maybe I'll wake up for once...
Not tormented daily defeated by you.
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom.
I bump again...

I'm going under!
Bumping you!
Bumping forever!
Got to bump through, oh!
Feinging joy and surprise at the threads we despise over mulled wine with you
On the 12th day of the 12th month
The Coongregator's bumping in time ringing true
How we cling each Noel to that snowflakes and hope in hell
that it won’t end

Don’t let the bumps end
Candy Canes, just let it bump in peace.
What they do?
They're smiling in your face
All the time they want to bump your thread
The coongregators... Coongregators
They're smiling in your face
All the time they want to bump your thread
The coongregators... Coongregators
Everybody (Yeah)
Bump your Candy (Canes)
Everybody
Bump your thread right,
Coongregator's back alright!
Riddle me this.
Riddle me that.
Who's afraid of the big black bump?
Yesterday, Candy Canes seemed so far away (from the front of SHH!).
Now it looks as though it's here to stay.
Oh, I believe in Candy Canes.

Suddenly, It's not half the thread it used to be,
There’s a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, Candy Canes bumped suddenly.

Why she had to bump don’t know she woldn’t say.
I said something wrong, now I long for Candy canes.

Yesterday, Candy Canes was such an easy thread to read.
Now it looks as though a search is in need.
Oh, I believe in Candy Canes.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head
What you gon’ do with all that bumps?
All that bumps inside your thread?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you bumped,
Get you bumped up on page one.
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump,
My bump, my bump, my bump, my lovely Candy bumps!
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
:eek:

[Coongregator]

Y'all gonna make me bump this thread, up in here! Up in here!

[GLfan]

I'm late but, I just had to vote. Classic mint for me.

[Coongregator]

SoccahBUMP!

[Coongregator]

Bump.

[Coongregator]

I believe in a thing called bump,
Just listen to the rhythm of my bump,
There's a chance we could bump it now
We'll be bumping 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called bump
Ooh!

[Coongregator]

You are a bump. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html)

[Knightsaber Priss]

Can I kill the purple dinosaur? PLEASE!!!

[Lackey]

I think Satan likes Candy Canes... at least that's what he told me.

[Knightsaber Priss]

Satan also sent us Barney. :mad:

[Lackey]

I like Barney

http://members.aol.com/tagsphotoarchive/photos/barnbino.jpg

him too...
http://tvland.classictvhits.com/BarneyMiller/Pics/BarneyMiller17.JPG

oh, did you mean him...

http://www.acupofideas.com/images/cutouts/barney.gif


no, wait...

http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Simpsons/Barney_Gumble_300.gif

[Coongregator]

http://www.intermusic.com/upload_images/NWS/mhr150-31-01-2001-004.gif
Don't forget Barney "Bump" Greenway of Napalm Death.

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Coongregator
Yum yum bump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
B to the ump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
The little drummer boy says "ba rump bum bum BUMP."
Originally posted by Coongregator
Uh, can I get a BUMP BUMP!?
Originally posted by Coongregator
Y'all gonna make me bump this thread, up in here! Up in here!
Originally posted by Coongregator
SoccahBUMP!
Originally posted by Coongregator
Bump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
I believe in a thing called bump,
Just listen to the rhythm of my bump,
There's a chance we could bump it now
We'll be bumping 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called bump
Ooh!
Originally posted by Coongregator
You are a bump. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html)
Originally posted by Coongregator
http://www.intermusic.com/upload_images/NWS/mhr150-31-01-2001-004.gif
Don't forget Barney "Bump" Greenway of Napalm Death.
Originally posted by Coongregator
Not only are we going to New Hampshire..., we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. To bump up the thread. YEAHHHH!!!
All of Coongregator's bumps... Lol.

[C. Lee]

He's got more bumps than a bullfrog's back.

[Joker]

you know what candy canes are good for? doing a certain "act" to chicks...everything I know, I learned from Randall from Clerks :o

[Lackey]

Originally posted by The Joker
you know what candy canes are good for? doing a certain "act" to chicks...everything I know, I learned from Randall from Clerks :o


Clerks comics http://superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

I was gonna mention that, but I didn't think anyone would get it. :(

[Forever is over]

Have you ever eaten a candy cane made of imitation butterbrine?
Because it is not a pleasent thing. But if it were up to the pennypinchers in New Constantien thats all you would eat, morning,noon and night. Breakfast, lunch, and post hagnaggler. So if you say nay to imitation butterbrine candy canes, make the right choice and vote Gallonsworth/"I kid you not" guy in '04...otherwise the reds will steal your shoes while you're sleeping.

[Coongregator]

Not only are we going to New Hampshire..., we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. To bump up the thread. YEAHHHH!!!

[Coongregator]

No, I've never had butterbrine. What does it taste like?

[Coongregator]

One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I swear I'm gonna BUMP!
(I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) Gonna bump! ( gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump)
I'm gonna bump! )

[Emilio's Mom]

Today I had what tasted like a fruit punch candy cane.:confused:

[Coongregator]

That's crazy. I've never had one of those.

[lord vegeta]

what holiday?

[Bloody Vixen]

:( I hate candy cane...they got all sticky and they taste too sweet...makes it hard to suck..or lick.

[Coongregator]

That leads to another question. Do you prefer to suck, lick or bite your candy canes?

I suck.

I also prefer sucking on my candy canes.

[Emilio's Mom]

Today I ate a green one that was watermelon, it had pink inside. I also had a white one with red inside and I don't exactly know what flavor that one was. Tasted like punch I guess, but not like the last one.


Trippy!

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Coongregator
That's crazy. I've never had one of those. That one was red with pink inside. I don't know where I got these acid trip candy canes. :(

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
That one was red with pink inside. I don't know where I got these acid trip candy canes. :( You make me want to lick a Candy Cane right now! :mad:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
You make me want to lick a Candy Cane right now! :mad: Yea, I get that a lot. :confused:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Yea, I get that a lot. :confused: That's because your penis has red stripes and is hooked at the end. :(

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
That's because your penis has red stripes and is hooked at the end. :(
Lol.

[Capt Throbberson]

IM Satan
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
That's because your penis has red stripes and is hooked at the end. :( my detachable penis? it's true, I lick it all the time, it's yummy.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
my detachable penis? it's true, I lick it all the time, it's yummy. You're a hemaphrodite, it doesn't come off. :o

[Coongregator]

Once you go black licorice, you never go back.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
You're a hemaphrodite, it doesn't come off. :o Not since you got your spit on it, no.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Coongregator
Once you go black licorice, you never go back. Wow, you actually like that? I didn't think more existed.:eek:

[Coongregator]

I don't. Lol. It was more or less a sexual reference cleverly disguised.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Not since you got your spit on it, no. I'm not mad, that's a good thing. :up:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Coongregator
I don't. Lol. It was more or less a sexual reference cleverly disguised. You ruined it for me. :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I'm not mad, that's a good thing. :up: I don't remember saying I cared. :confused:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I don't remember saying I cared. :confused: Tell me to bend over? :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Tell me to bend over? :( I don't have to tell you, you know.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I don't have to tell you, you know. :)

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
:) I'm glad that shut you up, if not, I'd have to put something in your mouth. :batman:

[Slipknot]

I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour of the day.

[Coongregator]

You've got me in a spin, but everything is A-okay.

[Emilio's Mom]

I'm sorry, I'm not touching you...no way in hell.:(

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I'm glad that shut you up, if not, I'd have to put something in your mouth. :batman: The cool thing is that we're cousins, so we can **** in this thread, and it will be normal. :)

[Coongregator]

HEY! There will be no such ****ting in my thread!

[TukiJabroni]

Classy mint. :o

[hippie_hunter]

I don't like candy canes too much, they get my hands sticky

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
The cool thing is that we're cousins, so we can **** in this thread, and it will be normal. :) Not if uncle Randal gets in here first.

[Coongregator]

Uncle Tom, neither.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by hippie_hunter
I don't like candy canes too much, they get my hands sticky mmm, that made me wet :o

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Not if uncle Randal gets in here first. Nevermind, I thought we were in the "would you **** your cousin" thread. If we did it here, it would be abnormal. :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Nevermind, I thought we were in the "would you **** your cousin" thread. If we did it here, it would be abnormal. :( buy me this shirt http://store6.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1774_320669 I want to be chic. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
buy me this shirt http://store6.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1774_320669 I want to be chic. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif That's fancy darling. :) You've come a long way from your baking cookie days. :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
That's fancy darling. :) You've come a long way from your baking cookie days. :( I have indeed, but I still make them. I just put different things in them. Emilio always asks "mommy, what's that white stuff? My teacher had something like that on his nose after school and then it bled." I grounded him, I don't like curious children.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I have indeed, but I still make them. I just put different things in them. Emilio always asks "mommy, what's that white stuff? My teacher had something like that on his nose after school and then it bled." I grounded him, I don't like curious children. I'm going to change my penis' name to "Macadamea" so that when I put white stuff in cookies, I can call it "Macadamean" "nuts" :)

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I'm going to change my penis' name to "Macadamea" so that when I put white stuff in cookies, I can call it "Macadamean" "nuts" :) Wow, you're always thinking, that's grand. :) I won't use eggs out of fear of an adverse reaction.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Wow, you're always thinking, that's grand. :) I won't use eggs out of fear of an adverse reaction. I would be interested to see what would happen. I think then we'd have a "bun in the oven" :) Okay, that one was sad. :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I would be interested to see what would happen. I think then we'd have a "bun in the oven" :) Okay, that one was sad. :( It was, you should probably kill yourself. :(

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
It was, you should probably kill yourself. :( But then we wouldn't have the memories, of how we used to bake together. :( Who would be a father figure to Emilio? Just because you have a penis, doesn't make you a man. :(

[Coongregator]

The tigers drinking alone, people...

[Alf]

can someone go look and see if l answered this question?

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
But then we wouldn't have the memories, of how we used to bake together. :( Who would be a father figure to Emilio? Just because you have a penis, doesn't make you a man. :( I know, I'm sorry if I ever emasculated you. Just stop trying to breast feed Emilio, ok?:(

Anyway, ya, I like to suck on candy canes, but off a part, suck on it.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I know, I'm sorry if I ever emasculated you. Just stop trying to breast feed Emilio, ok?:(

Anyway, ya, I like to suck on candy canes, but off a part, suck on it. But he likes it, I like it, we all like it. :(

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Alf
can someone go look and see if l answered this question?
Lol, this thread was made back in December so its very possible you have... but does it say you voted?

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
But he likes it, I like it, we all like it. :( You don't speak for me.:mad:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
You don't speak for me.:mad: I know, I apologize. :(

[Alf]

l rarely vote in polls...

so maybe l said my favorite, but never voted

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I know, I apologize. :( *smack* you'll learn.:mad:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
*smack* you'll learn.:mad: I liked that. :)

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I liked that. :) I'm not surprised, but bend over, I'm going to get the lube and the black dildo.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I'm not surprised, but bend over, I'm going to get the lube and the black dildo. You're showing your true colors. :confused:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
You're showing your true colors. :confused: How do you figure? Do you think that nail hardener will work on your penis?:confused:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
How do you figure? Do you think that nail hardener will work on your penis?:confused: Better than the Viagra. :up:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Better than the Viagra. :up: Grand! It's called "hard as nails"...I couldn't make that up.:(

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Grand! It's called "hard as nails"...I couldn't make that up.:( It would be corny if you did. :up:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
It would be corny if you did. :up: I'll take a picture. I grow no corn. :)

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I'll take a picture. I grow no corn. :) I like corn. :)

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I like corn. :)
Who doesnt?

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I like corn. :) corn is overrated.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Who doesnt? People who don't like corn. :confused: And Canadians! :mad:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
corn is overrated. Not really. :)

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Not really. :) yes it is. Corn is retarded, horns are awesome.:rolleyes:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
yes it is. Corn is retarded, horns are awesome.:rolleyes: I think corn would kick horns ass. :o

[Coongregator]

This thread is Falling Away from Me.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I think corn would kick horns ass. :o I think you eat ****.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I think you eat ****. That's not me, that's your friend. :)

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Coongregator
This thread is Falling Away from Me. You never had control of it! :mad:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
That's not me, that's your friend. :) ouch, that hurts :rolleyes:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
ouch, that hurts :rolleyes: It wasn't suppose to. :confused:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
It wasn't suppose to. :confused: for your sake, I hope not :rolleyes:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
for your sake, I hope not :rolleyes: What are you gonna do to me, eh? BIGOT! :mad:

[Alf]

why are you using the :rolleyes: smilie so much allasudden Emilio's Mom?:confused::(

thats a very mean looking smilie:(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
What are you gonna do to me, eh? BIGOT! :mad: That's right, I hate white cats.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Alf
why are you using the :rolleyes: smilie so much allasudden Emilio's Mom?:confused::(

thats a very mean looking smilie:( So go hide, little boy. :rolleyes:

[Alf]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
So go hide, little boy. :rolleyes: :mad:

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
So go hide, little boy. :rolleyes:
Your 23... and you act like a 12 year old.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Your 23... and you act like a 12 year old. Ouch, that hurt like being hit by cottonballs.:rolleyes:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Ouch, that hurt like being hit by cottonballs.:rolleyes: Cottonballs hurt? :confused:

[Alf]

your just gonna get another '':rolleyes:''... :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Cottonballs hurt? :confused: If I shove them in your urethra.


Alf::rolleyes:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
If I shove them in your urethra.


Alf::rolleyes: Go ahead, it's my birthday. :)

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Go ahead, it's my birthday. :) Then I'll use a straw.:rolleyes:

[Alf]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
If I shove them in your urethra.


Alf::rolleyes: l was right:)


well, no...:(

but close enough:o :p :confused: ;) :) :) :)

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Then I'll use a straw.:rolleyes: Shaddup *****! :mad:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Shaddup *****! :mad: I love it when you call me that.:o

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I love it when you call me that.:o :confused:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
:confused: I hate you forever.:o

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I hate you forever.:o Whatever. :rolleyes: You'll still be sucking my dick in the morning. :)

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Whatever. :rolleyes: You'll still be sucking my dick in the morning. :) Are you a ****ing psychic?:(

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Are you a ****ing psychic?:(
:rolleyes:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Are you a ****ing psychic?:( I'm just working with the past. :)

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Slipknot
:rolleyes: Why don't you say that into my good ear.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I'm just working with the past. :) Fine, I won't do it, it's what you wouldn't expect.

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Why don't you say that into my good ear.
:rolleyes:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Slipknot
:rolleyes: I love you *kisses*.:o

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I love you *kisses*.:o
Why thank you.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Fine, I won't do it, it's what you wouldn't expect. But I love you. :mad:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
But I love you. :mad: Yea, that's tough. I only love your penis. :(

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Yea, that's tough. I only love your penis. :( You're using me? :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
You're using me? :( Ya, deal with it.:rolleyes:

[Tukizilla]

I don't mind. But I wanted a relationship. :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I don't mind. But I wanted a relationship. :( This is news to me. You always came by, told me to suck your dick, then left.

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
This is news to me. You always came by, told me to suck your dick, then left. But you never knew what that meant to me emotionally. :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
But you never knew what that meant to me emotionally. :( So cry about it then while you watch me have sex with Bob.


This thread is about candy canes.:)

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
So cry about it then while you watch me have sex with Bob.


This thread is about candy canes.:) 3some? :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
3some? :( You didn't ask nicely.



So yea, I dont' know where these candy canes came from, probably Hell. They had no strips or anything, they were solid colored and had different colors inside. Weirdest thing in the world.:confused: They looked like candles. :confused:

[Tukizilla]

Candy Canes were a tool that the Devil, (aka Santa Claus) used to charm little children right before killing them. The theory was that he was too ****ing lazy to get up off of his ass to deliver the **** once a year, so he figured, kill all the kids, and he won't have to do a damn thing. :up:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Candy Canes were a tool that the Devil, (aka Santa Claus) used to charm little children right before killing them. The theory was that he was too ****ing lazy to get up off of his ass to deliver the **** once a year, so he figured, kill all the kids, and he won't have to do a damn thing. :up: What's wrong with that?:confused:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
What's wrong with that?:confused: He was looking to kill Emilio first. :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
He was looking to kill Emilio first. :( Emilio needs a little scare every now and then, keeps him humble. :)

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Emilio needs a little scare every now and then, keeps him humble. :) In that case, I should tell you that I regularly break into your home, and throw knives around his room usually between 3:00am - 3:45am. You should watch from the hallway. He usually wets himself, then we all have a big laugh, then I pull out my shotgun and aim it at him, then I wave goodbye. It's a blast. :up:

[Alf]

no you don't

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
In that case, I should tell you that I regularly break into your home, and throw knives around his room usually between 3:00am - 3:45am. You should watch from the hallway. He usually wets himself, then we all have a big laugh, then I pull out my shotgun and aim it at him, then I wave goodbye. It's a blast. :up: I always thought that was his grandpa doing all that.:confused:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I always thought that was his grandpa doing all that.:confused: No no no, he's the one molesting him. :o

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
No no no, he's the one molesting him. :o I thought that was you. :confused:

[Alf]

remember when this thread asked ''What's your favorite type of candy cane?''

that was cool

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Alf
remember when this thread asked ''What's your favorite type of candy cane?''

that was cool I like strawberry or punch. :)

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I thought that was you. :confused: You've got it all backwards. :(

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I like strawberry or punch. :) I punch strawberries. :confused:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Alf
remember when this thread asked ''What's your favorite type of candy cane?''

that was cool What are you talking about? :confused:

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I punch strawberries. :confused: So? you're a douche bag.:confused:

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
So? you're a douche bag.:confused: Whatever floats your boat. :o

[Coongregator]

Originally posted by Alf
remember when this thread asked ''What's your favorite type of candy cane?''

that was cool

I couldn't agree more.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Coongregator
I couldn't agree more. I'm about to have one of those freaky ass red ones.

[Coongregator]

And then God said "Let there be a bump." and the thread was bumped.

[Coongregator]

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb and bumped this thread
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

[Coongregator]

Well I've ruined nearly all of my veins
Sticking that ****ing **** into my arms

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump

[Coongregator]

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing
That slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all
The bumps I've had to make
Jesus it never ends
It pushed it's way inside
If the pain goes on...

[Coongregator]

Bump.

[Coongregator]

She lives In a box,
on the corner of her street.
The lowest class,
of society.
Why won't someone...
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a bump!

[RedStrikeForce]

The "Crush" or "C-Plus"whatever grape,orange,strawberry ones that are only available at X-mas time.

[Coongregator]

Good choices.

[RedStrikeForce]

Originally posted by Coongregator
Good choices.
Wow.
You sure like sucking...you kept this thread bumped since December. :o

[Coongregator]

Originally posted by RedStrikeForce
Wow.
You sure like sucking...you kept this thread bumped since December. :o

Lol, I do indeed love sucking.

[RedStrikeForce]

Yes,I can tell you're specially talented at it.

[Coongregator]

Watch yourself...

[RedStrikeForce]

Why?Becuz I'm sexy?

[Coongregator]

Slimmer down now... This thread is about candy. Let's get back on track.

[Coongregator]

Let the rain fall down
And bump my thread
Let it bump away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna bump the thread
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
Bump Candy Canes, I'm coming clean

[Coongregator]

Bump.

[Coongregator]

Now I will tell you what I've done for you...
50 thousand threads I've bumped...
Screaming deceiving and bumping for you..
And you still won't hear me!
Don't want your hand this time I'll bump myself.
Maybe I'll wake up for once...
Not tormented daily defeated by you.
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom.
I bump again...

I'm going under!
Bumping you!
Bumping forever!
Got to bump through, oh!

[Alexia Dark]

That's an interesting twist on that song...

[Coongregator]

Feinging joy and surprise at the threads we despise over mulled wine with you
On the 12th day of the 12th month
The Coongregator's bumping in time ringing true
How we cling each Noel to that snowflakes and hope in hell
that it won’t end

Don’t let the bumps end
Candy Canes, just let it bump in peace.

[Coongregator]

What they do?
They're smiling in your face
All the time they want to bump your thread
The coongregators... Coongregators
They're smiling in your face
All the time they want to bump your thread
The coongregators... Coongregators

[Outsiderzedge]

Mint is the only flavor I've ever had.

[Captain_Obvious]

Classic

[Coongregator]

Everybody (Yeah)
Bump your Candy (Canes)
Everybody
Bump your thread right,
Coongregator's back alright!

[Holly Goodhead]

i dont...get it

i cut my tongue one time on a candy cane, it hurt

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Coongregator
Yum yum bump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
B to the ump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
The little drummer boy says "ba rump bum bum BUMP."
Originally posted by Coongregator
Uh, can I get a BUMP BUMP!?
Originally posted by Coongregator
Y'all gonna make me bump this thread, up in here! Up in here!
Originally posted by Coongregator
SoccahBUMP!
Originally posted by Coongregator
Bump.
Originally posted by Coongregator
I believe in a thing called bump,
Just listen to the rhythm of my bump,
There's a chance we could bump it now
We'll be bumping 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called bump
Ooh!
Originally posted by Coongregator
You are a bump. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html)
Originally posted by Coongregator
http://www.intermusic.com/upload_images/NWS/mhr150-31-01-2001-004.gif
Don't forget Barney "Bump" Greenway of Napalm Death.
Originally posted by Coongregator
Not only are we going to New Hampshire..., we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. To bump up the thread. YEAHHHH!!!
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I swear I'm gonna BUMP!
(I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) Gonna bump! ( gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump)
I'm gonna bump! )
And then God said "Let there be a bump." and the thread was bumped.
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb and bumped this thread
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Well I've ruined nearly all of my veins
Sticking that ****ing **** into my arms

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump
I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing
That slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all
The bumps I've had to make
Jesus it never ends
It pushed it's way inside
If the pain goes on...
Bump.
She lives In a box,
on the corner of her street.
The lowest class,
of society.
Why won't someone...
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a bump!
Let the rain fall down
And bump my thread
Let it bump away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna bump the thread
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
Bump Candy Canes, I'm coming clean
Bump.
Now I will tell you what I've done for you...
50 thousand threads I've bumped...
Screaming deceiving and bumping for you..
And you still won't hear me!
Don't want your hand this time I'll bump myself.
Maybe I'll wake up for once...
Not tormented daily defeated by you.
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom.
I bump again...

I'm going under!
Bumping you!
Bumping forever!
Got to bump through, oh!
Feinging joy and surprise at the threads we despise over mulled wine with you
On the 12th day of the 12th month
The Coongregator's bumping in time ringing true
How we cling each Noel to that snowflakes and hope in hell
that it won’t end

Don’t let the bumps end
Candy Canes, just let it bump in peace.
What they do?
They're smiling in your face
All the time they want to bump your thread
The coongregators... Coongregators
They're smiling in your face
All the time they want to bump your thread
The coongregators... Coongregators
Everybody (Yeah)
Bump your Candy (Canes)
Everybody
Bump your thread right,
Coongregator's back alright!
Riddle me this.
Riddle me that.
Who's afraid of the big black bump?
Yesterday, Candy Canes seemed so far away (from the front of SHH!).
Now it looks as though it's here to stay.
Oh, I believe in Candy Canes.

Suddenly, It's not half the thread it used to be,
There’s a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, Candy Canes bumped suddenly.

Why she had to bump don’t know she woldn’t say.
I said something wrong, now I long for Candy canes.

Yesterday, Candy Canes was such an easy thread to read.
Now it looks as though a search is in need.
Oh, I believe in Candy Canes.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head
What you gon’ do with all that bumps?
All that bumps inside your thread?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you bumped,
Get you bumped up on page one.
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump,
My bump, my bump, my bump, my lovely Candy bumps!
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
:eek:

[The Riddler]

loser.

[Coongregator]

Riddle me this.
Riddle me that.
Who's afraid of the big black bump?

[Coongregator]

Yesterday, Candy Canes seemed so far away (from the front of SHH!).
Now it looks as though it's here to stay.
Oh, I believe in Candy Canes.

Suddenly, It's not half the thread it used to be,
There’s a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, Candy Canes bumped suddenly.

Why she had to bump don’t know she woldn’t say.
I said something wrong, now I long for Candy canes.

Yesterday, Candy Canes was such an easy thread to read.
Now it looks as though a search is in need.
Oh, I believe in Candy Canes.

[dpm07]

I prefer a more traditional candy cane based on a taste that is reminiscent of a minty flavor.

[Captain_Obvious]

http://img182.echo.cx/img182/1/candy20cane7jk.th.jpg (http://img182.echo.cx/my.php?image=candy20cane7jk.jpg)


cute lil candy cane

[Captain_Obvious]

Satan has holidays...like Halloween and the 4th of July

[Coongregator]

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head

[Slipknot]

:up:.

[Gamma Ray]

Classic mint. What the hell does this crap have to do with the birth of jesus anyway?

[Outsiderzedge]

After further contemplation, I still prefer classic mint.

[hulkamania85]

M and M things, as M and M's kick ass.

[Coongregator]

M and M things, as M and M's kick ass.

Do you also enjoy the imitation M&M things? The ones with the weird after taste?

[Winter Spleen]

I like the "fruity" multi-colored ones.

[Dew k. Mosi]

One time a boyfriend of mine sharpened a candy cane for a long time until it was as sharp as a needle. He showed it to me, all proud, and I bit it off. God, he was pouty after that :)

[Coongregator]

One time a boyfriend of mine sharpened a candy cane for a long time until it was as sharp as a needle. He showed it to me, all proud, and I bit it off. God, he was pouty after that :)

Lol, that is evil. I would have made another one and stabbed you out of rage! ;)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

You're very lucky with the approach of Christmas and even...Halloween(for some weirdos).

[Coongregator]

What you gon’ do with all that bumps?
All that bumps inside your thread?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you bumped,
Get you bumped up on page one.
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump,
My bump, my bump, my bump, my lovely Candy bumps!

[Bat Attack]

I LOVE candy canes. I eat boxes of them at Christmastime.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/54/CandyCane.JPG/800px-CandyCane.JPG

[Kritish]

It's a bit earily to be talking about a christmas candy.

[Coongregator]

It's never too early to talk about our Lord's b-day bash.

[Coongregator]

Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore

[deemar325]

Classic mint

[BannanaMan]

mint, the rest are bastardizations of Ben Affleck

[Leto Atrides]

World's most unnecessary bump.

[Tsunulia]

Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore

Why did any one dig this thread out of storage? Why are we singin a bump version of 'No Hard Feelings' by the Blood Hound Gang? (though I do like their music)

WHY?!!!!! ................................oh and blueberry kind.........or the starburstkind............ or jollyrancher kind..................if none of those then minty will do :D

[Coongregator]

I didn't dig it out of storage. Clearly it still is a relevant issue and must continue to be discussed. If we forget about candy canes we forget about what made us smile as children. We forget about what Santos gave us after we sat on his lap and told him of our most special desires. We forget that for those brief years we enjoyed our lives. So forgive me, Tsunulia, for trying to bring a little joy to the Hype.

Starburst kind, eh? I don't believe I've tried those.

[SuperFerret]

I didn't dig it out of storage. Clearly it still is a relevant issue and must continue to be discussed. If we forget about candy canes we forget about what made us smile as children. We forget about what Santos gave us after we sat on his lap and told him of our most special desires. We forget that for those brief years we enjoyed our lives. So forgive me, Tsunulia, for trying to bring a little joy to the Hype.

Starburst kind, eh? I don't believe I've tried those.

I don't know about anyone else, but I know I've never sat on a Hispanic man's lap and told him my most special desires. :confused:


I'm so ashamed of that joke.

[Leto Atrides]

I don't know about anyone else, but I know I've never sat on a Hispanic man's lap and told him my most special desires. :confused:

I have, but that's another story altogether.

[I_am_budders]

Classic Mint.

Now I want a candy cane. I hate you all.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This thread makes me ill.

[Slipknot]

I don't know about anyone else, but I know I've never sat on a Hispanic man's lap and told him my most special desires. :confused:
You haven't? Wow, you must have been severely deprived as a child... and even now as an adult.

[Charles M. Bush]

I like classic mint myself.

[Leto Atrides]

This thread will never die. Ever.

[The Riddler]

i like the og's and those starburst flavored candy canes.

the green apple is awesome.

[Slipknot]

This thread will never die. Ever.
I can't believe it's still alive either. You posted in this thread quite a bit... so have I. I've posted in this since 2003... damn.

[Green Goblin 1964]

mmm..............strawberry

[The_Vision]

Blueberry

[Slipknot]

Blueberry
I don't think I've ever had a Blueberry candy cane.

[Coongregator]

mmm..............strawberry
:sym: