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X
02-03-2004, 03:18 PM
Would you happen to have Thor #385? I want to see that Hulk-Thor fight... Thanks....

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 03:24 PM
You onlty want me to post it because hulk kicks thor ass at the end:D

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
You onlty want me to post it because hulk kicks thor ass at the end:D
BS, it's a draw. Thor got up and was ready to toss Mjolnir away and go at it again. He says as much at the end.

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 03:34 PM
Bwhwhahahaha I'll post it and we can ALL see for ourselves hmm:p

X
02-03-2004, 03:35 PM
Did you see Thor's face??? :eek:

One of the worst ass kickings he's ever been given. Hulk even had like 5 or 6 unanwsered shots on him... Yeah, Thor didnt have Mjonlir, but thats because The Hulk made him get rid of it. What do you think The Hulk would do, play fair? He's not below taking hostages, especially when you get him angry...

And come on, post the pics Guyverjay! Or im going to start cluttering up your thread with Hulk pictures!!! :D ;) :p

http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/bmovie_buff/Hulk_back_hand.jpg

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 03:41 PM
Yes I saw Thor's face, I have the comic sitting next to me right now. The fact remains, however, that bloody or not Thor still got up and was ready to go again. Sure, it looked like a sure thing that he'd eventually lose, but "he eventually would have" is not the same as "he did."

And I hope guyver strings you from a tree and beats you for posting scans in his scan thread. :p :)

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 03:45 PM
He lost, if it was a boxing match the ref would have stopped it:D

X
02-03-2004, 03:49 PM
Bah, he's going to be getting a lot more crap cluttering up his thread if he doesent hurry up.... :mad: :D :p

And I dont need a KO to consider it a win. Its like the time when The Hulk beat up Thor, and made him drop his hammer. He completly had Thor covered, and the hammer. He was about to turn into Blake, and bam, someone else got into the fight. Another one of the Defenders I believe... Hulk thought he had proven his point, and jumped away. I consider that a Hulk victory. I would consider if a Thor victory if he had knocked The Hulk on his ass and was about to KO him or something and someone interfered. Just how I do it I guess... And now onto a pic of The Hulk making Thor crap his pants and back up into a corner like a frightened little girl... :D

http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/bmovie_buff/112.jpg

X
02-03-2004, 03:51 PM
And big friggin deal if Thor was ready to go after The Hulk again, he one of the most arrogant, stubborn people in the MU! Ever hear him mouth off? He never shut's up! He's almost as bad as Doctor Doom. What would of happened if he threw Mjonlir at The Hulk? Pissed him off, had him jump back over to Thor, and beat his ass into a coma? Then you would of said... "Technically, he could of been unconscious, who know's if he wasnt really in a coma!!!" :D :p

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 03:53 PM
You can stop doing that now:mad:

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 03:54 PM
Say what you will, but the comic speaks for itself. Thor's gotten his ass kicked worse than that and come back to win, so who's to say what could've happened?

X
02-03-2004, 03:56 PM
Becuase The Hulk didnt have a scratch on him, he could of done anything he wanted too too Thor.

Thor's heroic, fearless, wont quit, and so on and so on. But he just wouldent of had what it took to take down The Hulk. He could of put up a half ass fight for a couple of minutes, and then The Hulk would of ended up ko'ing him, maybe worse...

X
02-03-2004, 03:56 PM
And you can post those pics now... :o :mad:


:D ;) :p

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Becuase The Hulk didnt have a scratch on him, he could of done anything he wanted too too Thor.

Thor's heroic, fearless, wont quit, and so on and so on. But he just wouldent of had what it took to take down The Hulk. He could of put up a half ass fight for a couple of minutes, and then The Hulk would of ended up ko'ing him, maybe worse...
Regardless, he still didn't lose. :o

X
02-03-2004, 03:58 PM
Yes...he did.

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 03:59 PM
That gives me another vs thread idea


"Hulk fanboy vs Thor fanboy"


You two would be great :D


bwhahahahahahaha

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 04:00 PM
I am not a fanboy, damn it!! HE DIDN'T LOSE!!!!!!! :mad:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, CORP SMASH!!!! :hulk:

X
02-03-2004, 04:02 PM
Of all people, you call us fanboys??? :o

Look at all of the other jackass's around here, people who cant even have a valid arguement, who always secumb to flaming 2 posts in. Me and Corpy had an intelligent discussion, each bringing up are feelings about the whole thing, what we both always do. So be silent, condescending one... :mad:

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 04:03 PM
*closes case*


:p

X
02-03-2004, 04:06 PM
:(

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 04:07 PM
Hey, that's another thing. There's no damn Thor smiley! ME WANT THOR SMILEY!!

X
02-03-2004, 04:09 PM
You favor Thor yet you talk like the Hulk? You should learn some more Asgardian! :D ;)

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 04:10 PM
Thou chatteth crappeth:D

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 04:10 PM
Methinks thou shouldst take thy Asgardian and shove it up yonder tailpipe! :mad:

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 04:11 PM
I say NAY, Hethen:mad:

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 04:12 PM
Depart anon or ready thyself for an ass-kicking most severe!

X
02-03-2004, 04:16 PM
By the bristling beard of Odin!!! :D

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 04:22 PM
THOR #385: THOR vs HULK

The whole damn book minus cover, the whole thing was the fight so I didn't have much choice:mad:

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738502.jpg
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http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738522.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738523.jpg

I'm NEVER posting this many images again:mad:

In fact I'm going to take a break:o

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 04:23 PM
Christ Chex, that's the entire comic! :eek:

Anyway, it just proves my point. :o So thanks. :D

Cosmic
02-03-2004, 04:24 PM
Mr. X: great panel, there! I like how the Hulk used to refer to himself (normally) in the first person. And if he did use third person, it was only in the same sense that all superhero types did. In many of the Hulk comics I've read over the years, the way he spoke made him seem really stupid, which he is not.

X
02-03-2004, 04:30 PM
Thanks Cosmic...

And thank you Guyverjay, I appreciate it. Sorry about it being so damned long... I did get you 3 free snipes though, a whopping 75 cents!!! :D

gl_summers
02-03-2004, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
THOR #385: THOR vs HULK

The whole damn book minus cover, the whole thing was the fight so I didn't have much choice:mad:

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738502.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738503.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738504.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738505.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738506.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738507.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738508.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738509.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor198738510.jpg
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I'm NEVER posting this many images again:mad:

In fact I'm going to take a break:o

Wow, hulk is a pussy here. AFRAID to fight thor with his hammer. He even says he is afraid of no man, but thor is not a man. that would imply....

HULK IS AFRAID OF THOR HAHAHA

X
02-03-2004, 06:46 PM
Can you try to be a little bit less retarded?

And The Hulk there is very out of character there, the way he acts and all. It was a Thor comic, so its understandable. And when does he say he's afraid? He's a little bit reluctant to fight Thor with the hammer, he has common sense. Its a Uru hammer, forged by Odin, one of the most powerful weapons in the Universe. What's he going to realalistically do? Want to get ****ing whacked with it? And yeah, if I beat the living **** out of someone I would be terrified of them too... :rolleyes:

gl_summers
02-03-2004, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Can you try to be a little bit less retarded?

And The Hulk there is very out of character there, the way he acts and all. It was a Thor comic, so its understandable. And when does he say he's afraid? He's a little bit reluctant to fight Thor with the hammer, he has common sense. Its a Uru hammer, forged by Odin, one of the most powerful weapons in the Universe. What's he going to realalistically do? Want to get ****ing whacked with it? And yeah, if I beat the living **** out of someone I would be terrified of them too... :rolleyes:

hmm, obviously writting something once isn't enough.
i said....hulk IMPLIED that he was scared by saying that...
'HUlk not afraid of any man, But Thor not man. thor God of thunder.

I am not really letting opinion into my intepretaton.....it is pretty CLEAR what he implies. Pussy.

gl_summers
02-03-2004, 06:57 PM
kinda like the time dr.octupus raped him and spiderman at the same time. i know hulk got him after, but still. Dr.Octupus??

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 07:02 PM
Hulk fears the hammer (NOT Thor), at least thats what he has said in early avenger issues.

I don't think its asking much to ask for an unarmed (i.e fair) contest.

I mean on the flip side you can say that Thor was a pussy because he didn't want to fight Hulk without a weapon, Hulk had to force him into unarmed combat.

gl_summers
02-03-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
Hulk fears the hammer (NOT Thor), at least thats what he has said in early avenger issues.

I don't think its asking much to ask for an unarmed (i.e fair) contest.

I mean on the flip side you can say that Thor was a pussy because he didn't want to fight Hulk without a weapon, Hulk had to force him into unarmed combat.

aweapon? it is what makes him thor. it is like me saying i'll fight hulk ...without the gamma radiation. pussy

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 07:15 PM
No because without the radiation Hulk is is banner. Thor still has ALL his physical powers without the hammer:o

I understand what your saying but its unarmed combat and Thor lost . Its THAT simple.

X
02-03-2004, 07:19 PM
The Hulk isnt "afraid" of anything. And yeah, but in the sixties something stupid might of been said like that, but this for 40 years ago. The character has evolved quite a bit...

Without the gamma radiaton? Wow, you make so much sense... :rolleyes:

Yeah, lets have Donald Blake fight Bruce Banner. That'll be one for the ages...

And Im not taking anything away from Thor, but he's always had advantages over most. He's had armour, which Im not sure but doesent he wear it all the time? Those 6 circular armour plates under his shirt or whatever. He has Mjonlir, and a variety of attacks and things he can do with it, belt of strength, the ability to enter Warrior Madness, and so on. The Hulk has always just fought with his fists, and whatever else is at hand, nothing else. I think that's impressive right there. And If The Hulk was afraid of the hammer, I dont think he would of taken several blows from it and kept attacking Thor, time after time. If anything, he's a little cautieous (sp) of it. It can hurt him, I'll admit that. But he's not afraid of it, Iv never, ever seen The Hulk truly afraid. Even when against The Devil Hulk they went right after him, and broke his arm, jumping all over him punching him and such...

X
02-03-2004, 07:23 PM
And even when Thor had his hammer, he wasnt beating The Hulk, he was going toe to toe with him. If the fight had gone on, The Hulk would of just kept getting stronger, tougher, faster, and so on. Until he would of eventually beaten him. No way Thor can beat The Hulk in a straight up fight, hammer or not. He can definitly beat The Hulk, but he would have to think about the box, beyond just trying to beat him physically. Use Mjonlir to his advantage, with its variety of powers and all...

And The Hulk he fought didnt completly have Banner's influence, meaning he more then likely didnt have those cunning little ploys he usually comes up with, Banners occasional brilliant thoughts entering The Hulks mind that is. Wasnt mindless, but Banner was somewhat submersed under The Hulk's personality...

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 07:24 PM
Its like when thor fought beta ray bill, (without the use of the hammer) for the right to weild the hammer. Thor lost that as well:o

Thor was kicking Hulk ass a bit when he had the hammer though:p

gl_summers
02-03-2004, 07:26 PM
:(

1) i was saying that taking away thor's hammer to make a fair fight is stupid. it is part of his power, and not a fair decider of who is more powerful/harder whatever you want to call it. saying 'remove his radiation' was an extreme example, but i think you can get the point. hulk is hulk without weapons. thor is thor with a hammer. if you want to say hulk can beat a hammerless thor, fair enough. but he didn't beat thor.

2) I said the sentance IMPLIED hulk was afraid. which is true. i know you fancy hulk, but the sentance implied he was scared of thor.

hulk is hard. i was disappointed he made such a pussy comment. p.s. has hulk ever fought gladiator?? i wanna see!:( :( :( :(

X
02-03-2004, 07:27 PM
He was. I have no problem with that. Thor would kick The Hulk's ass some, hammer or no hammer. I just think The Hulk would eventually usually come out on top. His healing factor is the deciding factor in my opinion. He would just keep on going, when Thor would start to tire and probably be injured in one way or another. Thor would probably keep at it as long as he could, but he would probably end up losing...

X
02-03-2004, 07:28 PM
The Hulk beat Gladiator....

X
02-03-2004, 07:30 PM
And once again, it was a Thor comic. Such a thing would of never happened by someone who REALLY knew The Hulk, like Stan Lee, Bil Mantlo, Peter David, and so on. He would just get pissed off about the hammer and getting hit with it, probably talk a little about how his hammer is strong and he isnt. Thats the real Hulk. He wouldent imply or whine or anything...

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 07:30 PM
Yeah but remeber Hulk is only interested in proving who is STRONGER. Thor using a magical weapon to beat Hulk doesn't prove that and that is Hulks point.

I.e "without the hammer YOU ARE NOTHING"

THATS what Hulk wanted to prove and to some extent he did.

Hulk kicked Gladiators ass but to be fair Hulk had scenary Help

X
02-03-2004, 07:35 PM
The Radiation, I know. But thats how The Hulk is. Knowing him, a huge kryptonite meteorite would crash down from the sky and land on Superman if they were fighting... :D

The Hulk was doing pretty good against The Gladiator before the radiation came into play, wasnt he? I heard Gladiator tryed to burn The Hulk's heart out... Got any pics of that??? :D

And I dont know why The Hulk would want to prove how strong he is, he's never really been like that. I cant ever remember him just wanting to fight to prove that. He fights when provoked, angered, you know. Besides that he's hanging around in nature, picking flowers and eating beans... :D

gl_summers
02-03-2004, 07:36 PM
please put up pics of hulk kicking gladiators ass.
p.s. i always thought hulk would beat thor in the end. thor basically relies on strength, and does not have enough to stop hulk completely. superman, on the other hand, does :P

X
02-03-2004, 07:38 PM
Bah, dont get me started. Just go pick up The Superman vs. Hulk GN. That proves just about all of the points Iv ever made about the fight, and shows The Hulk is more then a match for Superman...

gl_summers
02-03-2004, 07:40 PM
yeah, hulk lost. hahaha

X
02-03-2004, 07:44 PM
Really? I just think your retarded... :p

I saw them fight to a draw in both fights in the GN, Although the first fight could be considered a Hulk victory, as he wacked Superman into space, and by the time he gets back The Hulk is gone. The Hulk also proves he's just as strong, possibly stronger then Superman, and just as tough, probably tougher. Both right from Superman's mouth. Superman was pretty much relying on his speed, and variety of powers, but The Hulk was still keeping up with him...

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 07:54 PM
Hulk vs Gladiator: HULK annual 1997


http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/The_Incredible_Hulk_Annual_1997_-_13.jpg
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X
02-03-2004, 08:00 PM
Heh, ****ing awesome, thanks... :) http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

What exactly happened after that? Did The Hulk just leave? And a question, how come you never say your welcome or anything? You dont even acknowledge that Im thankful for the nice things you do man... Bastard...... :D :p ;)

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 08:04 PM
The kid runs off. The Huk goes as well. Thats it
I don't say your welcome because that would be spamming. As long as its said, thats good enough for me.

X
02-03-2004, 08:07 PM
Oh, okay...

Well, you could always say your welcome or something in your next message. Add a little Hey, I appreciate you appreciating me. :D

X
02-03-2004, 08:09 PM
And what do you have, some strict moral code against spamming? I bet if you didnt you would have like 25,000 posts by now, at least... :D

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 08:11 PM
No , but I try say everything I can in one post if possible . You've got guys running aroung here that have been here for less than a year with more posts than me:eek:

Considering how many arguments I have, I should have alot more posts:D

X
02-03-2004, 08:18 PM
Yeah, its crazy, some people have well over 20,000 posts and they've been here for like what, not even a year??? :eek:

Anyhoo, would you happen to have Marvel teamup guest starring Spiderman? The one where The Hulk defies the laws of physics, and resists the anti matter attraction between those bombs? You probably dont, I was just curious...

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 08:21 PM
You mean Marvel team up guest starring HULK

Marvel team up was essentially spideys book and the answer is no I haven't got it:D

X
02-03-2004, 08:22 PM
Whoops... :(

I know it was Spidey's book, I just copied it from a Hulk strength feat page. And you think im biased.... :D

Big Dirty Ogre
02-03-2004, 08:29 PM
do you have the wolverine annual in which he and nightcrawler fight the n'gari demons?
late nineties. 95-98, i think..........

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 08:31 PM
Nope sorry , I have NO wolvie annuals at all

X
02-03-2004, 08:34 PM
Wolverine and Nightcrawler fighting N'gari demons?!?!?!

What in the **** is up with that?!?!?!?!??!?! :mad: :mad: :mad:

You said demons, meaning more then one. The mindless Hulk got ****ed up by one, and had to get extremly mad to beat one, kill it actually. But come ON, Wolverine and Nightcrawler?!?!?! I have never been angrier... :o :o :o :mad: :mad: :mad:

Guyverjay
02-03-2004, 08:36 PM
No one said they won, they might have been running away for the whole issue . Who knows:confused:

X
02-03-2004, 08:39 PM
He said "do you have the wolverine annual in which he and nightcrawler fight the n'gari demons?"

Who would want pics of them running away from the demons? Im pretty sure they fought them, Im going to have to invesigate this further myself...

Marvin
02-03-2004, 08:57 PM
that hulk/gladiator fight was damn cool, but I thought hulk could survive in a vacum and stuff?

X
02-03-2004, 09:15 PM
That was The Professor, notice he had the thinkings of Banner. The Savage Hulk on the other hand, has survived in space un aided for a long time before. He's even been able to breath in space before, on several occasions. I dont know why The Savage Hulk would be able to, and The Professor not, maybe just something to spice the story up a little? I dont know...

Big Dirty Ogre
02-03-2004, 09:39 PM
Issue: Wolverine '95
Date: Sep-95
Story 1: Lair of the N'Garai (35 pages)
Feature Characters: Wolverine
Regular Characters:
Guest Stars: Storm, Colossus, Kitty Pryde (all in flashback), Beast (Henry
McCoy), Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner), Prof. Charles Xavier, Psylocke (Betsy
Braddock), Bishop, Boomer (Tabitha Smith)
Villains: Kierrok and N'Garai demons
Other Characters:
Credits: Writer: Larry Hama
Pencils: J.H. Williams III
Inks: Mark McKenna, Gray, Palmiotti
Letters: Richard Starkings & Comicraft
Colors: Kevin Somers
Editor: Mark Powers
Editor-in-Chief: Bob Harras
Synopsis: In the woods of the X-mansion, Logan senses something wrong: the
cairn is back (see UXM 96, 143), and a demon came through. Logan follows and
attacks it.
Inside, the X-Men work on the Blackbird, till alarms alert them to the
N'Garai, which flees into the cairn with Logan following. Nightcrawler pops over,
realizes what happened, and follows into the cairn. They fight N'Garai in a
cavern. There's no way back, so they have to fight their way through.
Nightcrawler is worried about Logan, bestial and scary, but he says there's no
such thing as a fair fight.
Kierrok is alerted and angry. He attacks Logan while Nightcrawler tries to
seal the portal. Logan takes Kierrok's best shots and then slashes him. Then he
and Nightcrawler stop the demons from entering the portal to earth.
Xavier sends the X-Men to stop the N'Garai, but Logan and Nightcrawler
already dispatched them. Logan wants to return and finish Kierrok, but
Nightcrawler says that would be giving into his animal nature. Before Logan can
answer, Kierrok removes the cairn himself, willing to bide his time.
The X-Men find Nightcrawler, but Logan has gone off into the woods.

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
Its like when thor fought beta ray bill, (without the use of the hammer) for the right to weild the hammer. Thor lost that as well:o

Thor was kicking Hulk ass a bit when he had the hammer though:p
I'd say I'm sorry to bring old topics back up, but then I'd be lying.

1) The Beta Ray Bill fight was RIGGED.

2) Thor and Mjolnir are practically one. He even says so in the comic. That's like asking Cap to go against 10 guys with machine guns without his shield; he's bound to get shot at some point. Mjolnir is Thor's advantage in an otherwise unbalanced fight. I think, given the fact that the Hulk is stronger than Thor and that Thor is a dumbass who still fights like it's the 900s, he put up a pretty decent showing against the Hulk in that fight. The fact that he was still ready to keep going still means he didn't lose, though. :o

Big Dirty Ogre
02-03-2004, 10:06 PM
guyverjay, how about cap beating up beast. you mentioned it a while back.
also, the time that cap fought spidey.
i'm sure you know the issues.

X
02-03-2004, 10:18 PM
Doctor Doom was still going after he lost an arm, a leg, and was being dissected alive. Thor would probably do the same thing. The only person I can think of that is more stubborn then Doom and Thor is probably The Hulk, who, after the World has ended and he's the last human on Earth, is still bitter, angry, and hating Banner more then ever. He even lives through Banner dying, he could of joined everyone's he's ever lost and loves and cared about, but no, he was just to damned stubborn.

I mean, he's eaten alive everyday, and he keeps going. I could come up with a thousand more examples, but I think you get my point. There are some really tough decently powerful people that I know, and even after I beat the hell out of them they would stumble to there feet and request another round of ass kicking. Thor didnt lose in the sense of the word, but he definitly got the worse end of it in that fight. And true, Mjonlir is part of Thor, but The Hulk made him get rid of it and took advantage of it. He also made him drop it in another fight which I feel he won, he was like 5 seconds from turning into Blake and someone else interfered... There are a lot of variables with Thor, what if he had to get rid of his hammer, or he drops it? What if something was broken? The Hulk would have no problem with broken bones, even the Hulk in the Ultimant Universe didnt, even after Thor gave him several, unexpected shots from Mjonlir. I remember an X Men comics where Thor's arm was broken or something... By not to powerful people... a group of them, but still...

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 10:22 PM
Thor's arm was broken in that X-Men comic because Hela placed a curse on him that made his bones brittle. He gets a high-tech splint from Tony Stark and forges the Simonson armor to compensate.

The only other time I've seen Thor get his bones broken is in Thor: Vikings and that's because Harald Jaekelson is completely, literally invulnerable and stronger than just about anyone else ever because of the runic curse that retarded Viking put on him back in the day.

But yeah, the Hulk is quite the badass. With Mjolnir and his full powers and strength, I think Thor and the Hulk are about even. If Thor had a healing factor as well, their fights would probably never end.

X
02-03-2004, 10:33 PM
How tough is Thor's skin exactly? I mean, I saw numerous cuts and scratches on him, and his noticable face injuries...at the end of his fight with The Hulk. I once read that Asgardians skin is about 3 times thicker, and denser then normal humans skin, and thats why they weigh so much. And I guess everything else in Asgard weighs more as well... I mean, Iv just always wondered how tough Thor really was...

The only deciding factor between The Hulk and Thor, besides the healing factor, is Thor's constant not being able to make up his mind thing. Im a proud, ultra powerful Asgardian! I crave battle and glory, blah blah blah. But I shouldent be enjoying this, and the people! And so on and so on... I mean, The Hulk would just have a lot more advantages in just about any envirement. He doesent worry about people, and is just craftier. He's just so unpredictable, but calculated...and he always has a trick up his sleeve, and definitly isnt below fighting dirty. Did you see Thor hitting The Hulk in the head with Mjonlir though? You've got me admit, thats ****ing hardcore. Getting SMASHED in the head I dont know how many times with a uru hammer and just shaking it off. I know he felt it, but he's just damned tough. Even Thor was amazed at The Hulk's durability, he thought he hurt him bad once, and thought he killed him the second. Did you see him walking out of that explosion? Damn... :eek:

X
02-03-2004, 10:34 PM
Oh yeah, and thanks for correcting me on the Thor arm break, and that little tid bit about the other break. I was kinda lost... :D ;)

X
02-03-2004, 10:38 PM
Oh yeah, and in Thor's favour, experience. He's been fighting the best and deadliest things in Asgard for thousands of years. Frost Giants, The Midgard Serpent, The Destroyer, Troll's, and dozens of other assorted baddies... I dont think he's potrayed as being that experienced very often though, you think he would be a little bit more battle savy. The Hulk isnt a slouch either, but Thor just has way more experience. I know Hercules is often shown as using his wrestling/greco roman skills in fights, I remember he had some sucess against The Hulk that way, until The Hulk got pissed and beat him near death. He would of killed him if Zeus hadnt saved his ass and teleported then to Olympus. Then Hercules and The Hulk went on an ass kicking spree at the end of the comic, taking on the baddest things in Olympus... :D

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 10:40 PM
That's the thing, Thor's a pretty noble guy. He believes in the whole warrior code thing; a fight is between the two people involved, not innocent bystanders or anyone else. And I think he would enjoy it if every fight between him and the Hulk weren't under such dire circumstances. This battle has a slew of innocents running around AND they're in the middle of a city. The big fight in Hulk #400-whatever has Thor thinking the Hulk is now a world-class terrorist who'll destroy the world unless he's stopped. Etcetera, etcetera.

I'm kind of dismayed at the consistent lack of sense Thor exhibits in fights, though. Everyone writes Thor as a big, dumb-as-a-block reject who likes to pound things. He only uses any kind of strategy after the initial bout of attempting to beat things over the head fails. You'd think a guy who's been training as a warrior since the dawn of freakin' time would think quicker on his feet. :o I'm exaggerating a bit, but really, Thor is always portrayed with a "hit first, think later" approach to fighting.
Originally posted by Mr. X
Oh yeah, and thanks for correcting me on the Thor arm break, and that little tid bit about the other break. I was kinda lost... :D ;)
No problem-o. I actually have the comics where all that takes place but I haven't gotten around to reading them yet. Recent acquisitions, if you will. :)

X
02-03-2004, 10:43 PM
Eh, you werent exaggerating at all, I feel the exact same way. I mean, he isnt a rocket scientist but Thor isnt dumb... I mean, The Hulk routinly does more intelligent things then Thor... :D

And have you ever read that fight between the Maestro Hulk and Warrior Madness Thor? If you havent, Im going to PM it to you, damned good stuff. Just as good as the Thor #385 fight, and that was damned good...

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Oh yeah, and in Thor's favour, experience. He's been fighting the best and deadliest things in Asgard for thousands of years. Frost Giants, The Midgard Serpent, The Destroyer, Troll's, and dozens of other assorted baddies... I dont think he's potrayed as being that experienced very often though, you think he would be a little bit more battle savy. The Hulk isnt a slouch either, but Thor just has way more experience. I know Hercules is often shown as using his wrestling/greco roman skills in fights, I remember he had some sucess against The Hulk that way, until The Hulk got pissed and beat him near death. He would of killed him if Zeus hadnt saved his ass and teleported then to Olympus. Then Hercules and The Hulk went on an ass kicking spree at the end of the comic, taking on the baddest things in Olympus... :D
Oh yeah, this reminds me of another instance where Thor's stupidity shines through. In The End, Thor and Zeus are hanging out with some cosmic dudes when they're attacked. Thor sits there like a dumbass while Zeus teleports them away. Thor could've done the exact same thing with Mjolnir or even faster with the Odinforce but no, he sits there twiddling his divine thumbs like a rank amateur. I wish someone would give Thor some credit in their writing and show him as the battle-hardened warrior that he is, not a stupid stooge.

X
02-03-2004, 10:46 PM
That was pretty stupid. And all of the other gods got toasted, turnt to skelatons. You think they'd have a little bit more common sense, especially considering there gods... :rolleyes:

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Eh, you werent exaggerating at all, I feel the exact same way. I mean, he isnt a rocket scientist but Thor isnt dumb... I mean, The Hulk routinly does more intelligent things then Thor... :D

And have you ever read that fight between the Maestro Hulk and Warrior Madness Thor? If you havent, Im going to PM it to you, damned good stuff. Just as good as the Thor #385 fight, and that was damned good...
Yeah, I read it. I have it. Actually, I think it was the first Thor/Hulk fight I read. I'm still a bit confused about what was going on there, though. I don't know what Thor's relative power level was at that point, given the fact that it was near the end of Warren Ellis' whacked-out run on Thor's comic.

X
02-03-2004, 10:51 PM
Well, The Maestro was supposed to start at class 200. Warrior Madness Thor, Im not so sure. Remember the whole class 1000 thing? I know its not that high, its probably around class 200 as you said though...

TheCorpulent1
02-03-2004, 10:53 PM
Probably. I'm just wondering why he magically got his powers back then and how his powers were working. I have most of the Ellis run now, so maybe I'll reread it and cross-reference with some of that stuff.

I'm bringing it up because for a while during the Ellis run, Thor was human and fully mortal. He still had Mjolnir but he was as strong and durable as a really buff human. He got his ass kicked by low-level demons and was on the verge of dying from a sickness caused by Yggdrasil's dying until the Enchantress found him and healed him.

gl_summers
02-04-2004, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Doctor Doom was still going after he lost an arm, a leg, and was being dissected alive. Thor would probably do the same thing. The only person I can think of that is more stubborn then Doom and Thor is probably The Hulk, who, after the World has ended and he's the last human on Earth, is still bitter, angry, and hating Banner more then ever. He even lives through Banner dying, he could of joined everyone's he's ever lost and loves and cared about, but no, he was just to damned stubborn.

I mean, he's eaten alive everyday, and he keeps going. I could come up with a thousand more examples, but I think you get my point. There are some really tough decently powerful people that I know, and even after I beat the hell out of them they would stumble to there feet and request another round of ass kicking. Thor didnt lose in the sense of the word, but he definitly got the worse end of it in that fight. And true, Mjonlir is part of Thor, but The Hulk made him get rid of it and took advantage of it. He also made him drop it in another fight which I feel he won, he was like 5 seconds from turning into Blake and someone else interfered... There are a lot of variables with Thor, what if he had to get rid of his hammer, or he drops it? What if something was broken? The Hulk would have no problem with broken bones, even the Hulk in the Ultimant Universe didnt, even after Thor gave him several, unexpected shots from Mjonlir. I remember an X Men comics where Thor's arm was broken or something... By not to powerful people... a group of them, but still...

thanos is pretty damn stubborn. also, hulk sometimes is a pussy. like when dr.octupus OWNED him. and rhino almost beat him.

Guyverjay
02-04-2004, 08:16 AM
You do know that Ock was pretty much owning everyone at that point?

He had ADAMANTIUM tentacles then

gl_summers
02-04-2004, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Really? I just think your retarded... :p


your retarded? are you saying a retard that belongs to me?

TheCorpulent1
02-04-2004, 08:26 AM
Wait, weren't you the one who was getting pissed to high heaven about my arguing semantics in one of your posts?

gl_summers
02-04-2004, 08:26 AM
no. next question.

X
02-04-2004, 02:04 PM
Old School Rhino was pretty bad ass. The Hulk beat him though, actually, he killed him. Later on, like in recent years, he's KO'ed him with one punch.

And yeah, Doc Ock had 30 foot adamantium tentacles. I chalk it up to bad writing. Why didnt the Hulk just thunder clap? Or throw something at him? He could of done a variety of things and easily won. Which leads us too these pics...

http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/bmovie_buff/Hulk.jpg

http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/bmovie_buff/Hulk_DoC_Ock_2.jpg

Guyverjay
02-04-2004, 04:57 PM
Even if Hulk did thunderclap, the tentacles would have still protected ock AND ock has been able to to deflect bullets with them. So matter what the hulk threw, ock would have stopped it.

X
02-04-2004, 05:15 PM
How could his tentacles protect him from a thunder clap??? He can magically stop sound waves now??? :confused:

Guyverjay
02-04-2004, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
guyverjay, how about cap beating up beast. you mentioned it a while back.
also, the time that cap fought spidey.
i'm sure you know the issues.

Captain america vs Beast:
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Crusades-05-06.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Crusades-05-07.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Crusades-05-08.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Crusades-05-09.jpg

X
02-04-2004, 05:30 PM
Could you post the entire War Hulk vs. Juggy and the Absorbing Man? Hulk 456 and 457...Thanks...

And do you have anything else interesting involving The Gladiator? From X Men, the FF, The Imperial Guard mini series, whatever...

Guyverjay
02-04-2004, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
How could his tentacles protect him from a thunder clap??? He can magically stop sound waves now??? :confused:

I'm not saying that the tentacles would stop him from getting hurt, I'm saying that the tentacles would still fight on. As they've done before.

X
02-04-2004, 05:59 PM
Like, he'd be unconscious and his tentacles would keep on trying to attack The Hulk? I was just saying, Doc Ock is just a normal human in terms of endurance/toughness, any number of things from The Hulk would put him down, if not kill him.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Could you post the entire War Hulk vs. Juggy and the Absorbing Man? Hulk 456 and 457...Thanks...

I'm not going post that many pages:o

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 12:00 PM
do you have the wolverine mini in which he fought shingen?
can you scan the first battle, in which wolverine was drugged?
from the time they drag him into the room, till they throw him out.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 12:49 PM
why won't you?
it serves your arguement to do so.
you like seeing wolverine being chumped out so much, show everyone a pic of it.

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 01:50 PM
What does Wolverine have to do with War Hulk vs. Juggernaut and the Absorbing Man?

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 01:55 PM
lol. nothing.
completely different thing going on in another thread.

X
02-05-2004, 01:58 PM
Some scanorama this is... :o :mad:

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 02:00 PM
he only takes requests from butt kissers, maybe?

X
02-05-2004, 02:10 PM
Perhaps... :D

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 02:16 PM
yeah, he's mad that i called him a spider-man fanboy.
he's acting like i called his mom a filthy name or something.

question for you, mr. x.
if i refered to a hulk defeat by a weaker opponent, but didn't explain a handicap that the hulk had in the fight, such as being a weaker form of the hulk, or some such thing, wouldn't you be likely to correct me?

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
he only takes requests from butt kissers, maybe?

How many of your requests have I posted?;)

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
why won't you?
it serves your arguement to do so.
you like seeing wolverine being chumped out so much, show everyone a pic of it.

That disaproves your lttile theory because as you say I could post ALOT of pictures wolvie getting his ass whupped and even cut all the other bits out. But what exactly is the point:confused:

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
How many of your requests have I posted?;)
fair enough.

c'mon, though. post the battle.
i'm not actually mad at you, and i doubt you're mad at me.
i was argueing for fun. so what?

post the pics, man.
i'll even say the magic word:
please?

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
That disaproves your lttile theory because as you say I could post ALOT of pictures wolvie getting his ass whupped and even cut all the other bits out. But what exactly is the point:confused:
i was trying to goad you into posting them.:D
c'mon!!!!

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 02:26 PM
Give me a second

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 02:32 PM
cool.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 02:55 PM
DRUGGED Wolverine Vs Shingen

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvie1.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvie2.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvie3.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvie4.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvie5.jpg

Makes you wonder how he was even knocked out , even drugged wolvie shouldn't be able to be knocked by that guy imo.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 03:13 PM
see when wolverine says that his heart and head aren't in the fight? then he says, "i cut cloth instead of flesh,"
he could have killed him, but pulled his strike.
shingen was a bad dude, and losing to him in this way isn't really indicative of wolverine's ability in any fashion, in my opinion.


wasn't wolverine shot up when he fought him the second time?
i don't remember it fully. could you scan that too?
pwetty pwease? :D

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 04:30 PM
What's up with that line about how Shingen "damn near snaps" Wolverine's spine?? That's impossible!

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 04:32 PM
No its not

X
02-05-2004, 04:32 PM
I think it was just used to illustrate how bad it hurt...

That guys a Master of how many fighting styles? He know's how to **** people up... :eek:

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
No its not
Isn't his spine encased in his backbone, which is in turn encased in adamantium?

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 04:39 PM
What he means is that the gaps in his spine and the discs etc can be injured. Think why cyclops was able to blow logans hand off in AOA or why spdier-man COULD have broken wolvie neck in the one shot like wolverine said.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 04:40 PM
his vertebrae are all coated with adamantium, but it wouldn't be impossible to break his neck, or his spine.
it'd be tougher than usual.
besides, he would survive it anyway, unless his head got torn off.

edit:
argh, GJ beat me to it.

X
02-05-2004, 04:40 PM
One what??? :D

X
02-05-2004, 04:40 PM
Pretty powerful ****... :p :D

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 04:43 PM
I meant to say one say one shot but said one **** instead:D

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
I think it was just used to illustrate how bad it hurt...

That guys a Master of how many fighting styles? He know's how to **** people up... :eek:

yeah, that's the impression i got too.
like when someone punches you really hard, and you say, "you damn near took my head off!"

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 04:44 PM
dirty word!!!****!!

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 04:48 PM
Yeah, I figured out the separate vertebrae thing right after I posted. Sorry, I'm an idiot.

Although, really, having Wolverine break his spine wouldn't amount to much anyway. He'd just heal right back up.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 04:49 PM
Back in those days wolvie took hours and sometimes days to heal not like now

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 04:51 PM
Yeah, now he can supposedly recover his entire body from a single living cell or some such BS. :rolleyes:

X
02-05-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by TheCorpulent1
Yeah, now he can supposedly recover his entire body from a single living cell or some such BS. :rolleyes:

Whaaa?!?!?! When in the **** did this happen?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :o :o :o

Thats something that Lobo does, and even he probably shouldent be able to do it. I remember when he was stabbed in a Punisher comic, and it "went in between a rib". Took him hours to heal it up, and it was a stab wound from a little switch blade. And this wasnt even that long ago, early 90's probably. Now he's surviving ground zero nuclear explosions and can regenerate from a single cell??? :rolleyes: :mad:

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 04:54 PM
He's becoming the guyver:p

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 04:56 PM
I don't know if it actually did happen, I was exaggerating.

That nuke in Venom was utter crap, though. Wolverine's not that much more durable than a typical human so his entire body should've been vaporized instantly.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:01 PM
yeah.
one time he did regenrate from a single drop of blood.
wolverine is actually dead, you know. this guy is a clone.
the brood killed him, and a single drop of his mutant blood fell on this alien gem.
the gem was so powerful that it regrew another wolverine from that one drop of blood, even with an adamantium skeleton.

no lie.
this was in an x-men annual.

so the wolverine you see now is not the real thing, as far as i know.

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 05:02 PM
Wow, that kinda blows. So old Jimmy Howlett is really deceased? Poor bastard. :(

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:02 PM
It regrew an ADAMANTIUM skeleton?????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...O **** THATS PRICELESS.

You are joking right?

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Whaaa?!?!?! When in the **** did this happen?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :o :o :o

Thats something that Lobo does, and even he probably shouldent be able to do it. I remember when he was stabbed in a Punisher comic, and it "went in between a rib". Took him hours to heal it up, and it was a stab wound from a little switch blade. And this wasnt even that long ago, early 90's probably. Now he's surviving ground zero nuclear explosions and can regenerate from a single cell??? :rolleyes: :mad:

i don't really put any stock into what happened in the venom arc. :o

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
It regrew an ADAMANTIUM skeleton?????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...O **** THATS PRICELESS.

You are joking right?
i wish.
that **** was written back when crap like secret wars was considered good. :D

X
02-05-2004, 05:05 PM
Im going to go and shoot myself now.... :(

Thanks Orge, Corpy.... :mad: :(


***Blam!***

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 05:08 PM
Alas, poor X. I knew him, Horatio. :(

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Im going to go and shoot myself now.... :(

Thanks Orge, Corpy.... :mad: :(


***Blam!***
IT"S OGRE, DAMN YOU!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

NOT ORGE!!!!!:mad: :mad:
;)

X
02-05-2004, 05:12 PM
Be silent, I am dead. The dead do not deserve to be mocked because they cant spell. Actually, I did it just to pee you off one last time. :p

And thanks Corp, I really liked you man. What in the hell does Horatio mean anyway??? :D :confused:

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
IT"S OGRE, DAMN YOU!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

NOT ORGE!!!!!:mad: :mad:
;)

Silence ORGE:mad:

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:14 PM
*buys X some cliff notes*

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Be silent, I am dead. The dead do not deserve to be mocked because they cant spell. Actually, I did it just to pee you off one last time. :p

And thanks Corp, I really liked you man. What in the hell does Horatio mean anyway??? :D :confused:

Hamlet?

Shakespeare

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
Silence ORGE:mad:
so you're calling me a group of people having sex?
wouldn't calling me my actual name be more of an insult?:confused:

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 05:15 PM
Horatio means a person. Insofar as it's the name of a person. A character in Hamlet, actually.

Hehe, Orge. Nice nickname. :)

EDIT: CURSES, guyver, you beat me to it! You could at least have the common decency to let a man explain his own posts. :mad:

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
so your calling me a group of people having sex?
wouldn't calling me my actual name be more of an insult?:confused:

Nah ogres don't have as many STD's

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:17 PM
well, most orgies are big and dirty, i suppose.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
Nah ogres don't have as many STD's
i beg to differ!!!!
*busts a giant herpes zit on his ogre wang* :(

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
i beg to differ!!!!
*busts a giant herpes zit on his ogre wang* :(
Gaah. Poor Orge. Maybe you can find some ointment.

X
02-05-2004, 05:25 PM
Maybe you can go rummage through your closet, find a gun, and shoot yourself...

I really think its for the better... :(

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:27 PM
no way.
i have way too many STDs left to catch. :D

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:28 PM
Hmm for a scan o rama there hasn't been many scans for a while:D

X
02-05-2004, 05:28 PM
Lmao... :D http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

At least you have some goals... :D ;)

X
02-05-2004, 05:29 PM
I remember requesting pics, you jackass! :mad: :p

And this is going to be like, the topic with the most posts every on the comic boards if it continues on like this. Be happy, where keeping this pitiful thread of yours bumped.... :mad: :D ;)

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:32 PM
:(

Your request was too big, TWO whole comics!!

Plus one of them I don't have:D

X
02-05-2004, 05:33 PM
It only like, 2 pages in one comic. And I was just joking man.... :D ;)

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:33 PM
i requested the second fight between shingen and wolverine.
did he get shot right before the fight?

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:35 PM
Yes he did, by marikos fat husband

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:36 PM
yeah, i thought so. in the upper chest, or something.

X
02-05-2004, 05:38 PM
So post orge's pic, you whiny phony! And you call yourself, an, errr... scan o romer!!! :D

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:40 PM
I'm scanning it you crotch pheasant :mad:

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
I'm a crotch pheasant :mad:;)

:D :D

X
02-05-2004, 05:43 PM
Lets have a drink Guyverjay!!! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/3/happy23.gif :D

I would let you have one Ogre, but you have all those disease's and...yeah.... :o

X
02-05-2004, 05:44 PM
You had to edit that crotch peasant comment of yours, and you still had a typo...sad sad sad... :p :D

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Lets have a drink Guyverjay!!! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/3/happy23.gif :D

I would let you have one Ogre, but you have all those disease's and...yeah.... :o
you know damned well that i drink human blood, anyway. :D

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:46 PM
DAMMIT:mad:

Dark Carnage
02-05-2004, 05:47 PM
*Posts*

X
02-05-2004, 05:47 PM
You drink a lot of unhealthy things Orge... :D ;)

And whats the matter with you Guyver??? :(

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
You drink a lot of unhealthy things Orge... :D ;)



:eek: :(

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Dark Carnage
*Posts*

WTF?:confused:

Dark Carnage
02-05-2004, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
WTF?:confused:

1: I'm always looking in this thread but never posting.

2: Bored out of my mind.

You're choice.:)

X
02-05-2004, 05:49 PM
Wait, Im sorry Ogre, I didnt mean that, you dont drink anything unhealthy...















































You guzzle it!!! :D :D :D

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Dark Carnage
1: I'm always looking in this thread but never posting.

2: Bored out of my mind.

You're choice.:)

I choose one:o

Docker2.0
02-05-2004, 05:52 PM
Guyver, can you post any pics of Thor vs. The Asgardian Destroyer? They have fought right? How bout Thor vs. Iron Man or Captain America? I got the comics after Thor defeated Tony after he made an iron suit of Asgardian metal. Tony is a genius!! Imagine, there are some people out there who say Batman could defeat Iron Man.

X
02-05-2004, 05:52 PM
Never anwsered my question Guyver... :o

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Wait, Im sorry Ogre, I didnt mean that, you dont drink anything unhealthy...
you guzzle it!!! :D :D :D

well, your mom does get pretty moist down there.:o :p :p

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:04 PM
WOLVERINE (undrugged but shot) VS SHINGEN

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvieII1.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvieII2.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvieII3.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvieII4.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvieII5.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvieII6.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/wolvieII7.jpg

Some of the scans are bit wonky, scanning TPB are a pain in the ass:o

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Docker
Guyver, can you post any pics of Thor vs. The Asgardian Destroyer? They have fought right? How bout Thor vs. Iron Man or Captain America? I got the comics after Thor defeated Tony after he made an iron suit of Asgardian metal. Tony is a genius!! Imagine, there are some people out there who say Batman could defeat Iron Man.

I'll see what I can do

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:08 PM
thanks, GJ.

Docker2.0
02-05-2004, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
I'll see what I can do Thanks GuyverJay!! you are the best friend a comic fan could ever have!! By the way, you might need to change that avaitor. I don't know why, but I keep thinking you look like Dr. Octopus becuase of it.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:11 PM
Who says I don't?:D

X
02-05-2004, 06:11 PM
I thought you were black??? :D :p

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:11 PM
hey, i look like wolverine, so it's possible.

http://www.castlereshka.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=6052&stc=1

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
I thought you were black??? :D :p

filthy racist!!!!:mad: :mad:
all marvel characters must be black!!!!!

Docker2.0
02-05-2004, 06:13 PM
GuyverJay is black? really? REALLLLLLLYYYYYYY???!?!! I'm black to. I thought I was the only brotha left that read comics. Seems like I am the only one in the comic stores. My boys pick at me when I go and shoot ball and have some comics in the backseat. Who cares, I'm a nerd at heart with the body of a NBA player.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
I thought you were black??? :D :p

Since when am I black?:mad:

You haven't been talking to tuki have you?

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:16 PM
aren't you indian?
dots, not feathers?;)
i'm the feather type.
1/4 anyway.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:17 PM
He ALWAYS says I'm black for some reason? He says I look like lil bow wow:confused:

X
02-05-2004, 06:17 PM
Lol, no.... :D

I just remember you joking, saying something to the extent of you being black or something....

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
aren't you indian?
dots, not feathers?;)
i'm the feather type.
1/4 anyway.

No Im greek 100%

This is me


http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/me.gif

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:21 PM
wow, so you dig gyros and togas, right?
and you like sex "greek" style?;)

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
No Im greek 100%

This is me


http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/me.gif

ahhhhh!!!!!
a black dude!!!! run away!!!!

Docker2.0
02-05-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
aren't you indian?
dots, not feathers?;)
i'm the feather type.
1/4 anyway.
Dang Jay! You do look black!! You actually look like one of the boys I shoot ball with. You look nothing like I imagined. I was picturing a dude with glasses, thick as Beyonce's booty!! Where my pics at that I requested Jay? Anybody seen TheBatman? He is my arch nemesis on Superherohype, we really can't stand each other, but I miss arguiing with him!! :(

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:24 PM
Togas are roman I think.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:25 PM
I'm working on it the thor destroyer match is quite large. You'll have to bare with me

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:26 PM
i thought everyone wore togas back then......................and sandals.......................and the newspaper was etched onto stone tablets............and you washed the dishes with talking elephants.....and your phone was a bird...........yeah....

X
02-05-2004, 06:30 PM
Some pictures of me... Just because... :)

http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/bmovie_buff/030115153406.jpg
http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/bmovie_buff/654686465454.jpg
http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/bmovie_buff/030115152936.jpg

Some people say I look like Vin Diesal...
:confused:

Anyhoo, those pictures are about 2 years old. Since then Iv gotten taller, heavier, and well, a full face of facial hair... :D

Docker2.0
02-05-2004, 06:31 PM
2 years old? How old are you?

Docker2.0
02-05-2004, 06:33 PM
Oh where oh where is TheBatman!! :mad: Crap!! I can't stand the guy but he is to quiet!! Now I know how the Joker felt on TAS when he thought Batman died.

gl_summers
02-05-2004, 06:33 PM
vin diseal is ugly. unlucky dude.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:33 PM
You work out X?

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:35 PM
you look a little like vin deisel.
you lift a bit, don't you?

X
02-05-2004, 06:36 PM
To be honest, I never really never worked out much. Every once in a while, although I was pretty active. And right now, Im 15. Turning 16 at the end of April.

And you might think Vin is ugly, but uh, other people have there own opini...damn it! Im not ugly!!! :( :D

X
02-05-2004, 06:39 PM
Come to think about it, I do work, just dont work out. Used to work on Apartment's with my step dad's company, worked on a farm, and Im all around pretty active. Just dont actually work out very often...

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:39 PM
yeah, this is ugly!!!

http://www.castlereshka.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=1923&stc=1
:o :o

X
02-05-2004, 06:39 PM
Wtf?!?!? :eek:

X
02-05-2004, 06:40 PM
Is that...uhhhh...you? :D

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:40 PM
:( :(
yeah.

X
02-05-2004, 06:40 PM
You just look menacing, and those side burns as crazy...

In a cool way.... :)

X
02-05-2004, 06:41 PM
And your not ugly or anything.... I was just being an ass.... :D ;) :p

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:41 PM
I remember that picture:D

You don't still have 90's heel rocks side burns do you?

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
You just look menacing, and those side burns as crazy...

In a cool way.... :)
those ain't shee-ot.

http://www.castlereshka.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=6052&stc=1

now those are sideburns.

Docker2.0
02-05-2004, 06:42 PM
No offense fellas but I want to see superhero comics, not pictures of real life guys, it just don't feel right.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
I remebr that picture:D

You don't still have 90's heel rocks side burns do you?

lol

you're just jealous, foo'!!!

X
02-05-2004, 06:43 PM
Hey, you do look like Wolverine.... :D

Give it anothe 15-20 years...and you'll really look like him. All weathered and stuff.... ;) :D

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Docker
No offense fellas but I want to see superhero comics, not pictures of real life guys, it just don't feel right.
psh, you homophobe!!!! lol.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:44 PM
Ahhh you prefer cartoon guys??;)

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Mr. X
Hey, you do look like Wolverine.... :D

Give it anothe 15-20 years...and you'll really look like him. All weathered and stuff.... ;) :D

too bad wolverine looks like danny devito had his way with a pit bull.........:(

X
02-05-2004, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Docker
No offense fellas but I want to see superhero comics, not pictures of real life guys, it just don't feel right.

Be silent! You know you would post a picture of yourself, if you didnt have to develop a whole roll of film to get it all in... :D :D :D

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:45 PM
Hugh Jackman isn't that ugly

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by guyverjay
Hugh Jackman isn't that ugly
true, but i'm stronger than hugh jackman.
but he still gets all the ass and money....:(

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 06:47 PM
http://plaza.ufl.edu/ssattaur/images/hood.jpg

That's the best I got. :)

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:48 PM
lol.
i've seen you already, fool!!! in that charicature thread!!!!

X
02-05-2004, 06:48 PM
Lmao.... :D

Im going to die laughing.... :D :D :D

He's Jason! The old school one with the potato sack!!! :D

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 06:49 PM
he's a shirt ninja!!!

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:50 PM
I've already seen you as well corpy in the hype photo album

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 06:50 PM
Bahahahaha :D

Ok, I was gonna spare you guys the horror but I'll be sporting. Here's one where you can at least see my face. Don't say I didn't warn you if your monitor explodes, though!

http://plaza.ufl.edu/ssattaur/images/goofyme.jpg

gl_summers
02-05-2004, 06:52 PM
hmmmm...hugh jackman isnt ugly at all. and no offense, but you dont look like hugh jackman at all. i think he was saying you look like the cartoon version of wolverine. hugh in the people's 50 beautiful people list!! give him some credit.

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 06:53 PM
Yeah, 'cause of Swordfish, maybe. But he wasn't all that pretty in X-Men or X2.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:53 PM
THOR VS THE DESTROYER!!!

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-02.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-03.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-04.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-05.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-06.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-07.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-08.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-09.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-10.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-11.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-12.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-13.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-14.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_151-15.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_152-01.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_152-02.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_152-03.jpg
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/guyverjay/Thor_152-04.jpg

Enjoy....YOU BLOOD SUCKING LEECHES:mad:

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 06:55 PM
Thanks, that was nifty guyver!

And now, me again:
http://plaza.ufl.edu/ssattaur/aaah.jpg
"Aaaah, attack of the giant fingers!" :D

X
02-05-2004, 06:56 PM
That's because everyone loves the character of Wolverine, not Jackman. It's like how woman like Indiana Jones, Mel Gibson, whatever. Its a female fantasy thing. You know how it is...

And your gorgous Corpulent! Here, let me let 2 she-males give you a big kiss!!! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love07.gif :D

Did you see my pics? And you thought I'd be a 95 pound goofy ass nerd! Actually Im just a 172 pound goofy ass nerd.... :(

Better then nothing I guess... :D

gl_summers
02-05-2004, 06:56 PM
i would post my pic, but i wouldn't want to make you guys feel bad. :p :P

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 06:57 PM
Yeah I'd feel terrible laughing at your uglyness:p

X
02-05-2004, 06:57 PM
And I swear, Im going to make one of those goofy ass pics of you my avatar Corpulent... :D

I should make one that flashes differant pics of you around and stuff, quots of yours thrown in. Now that, would be awsome.... :D

X
02-05-2004, 06:58 PM
Oh yeah, I almost forgot...


Thanks Guyverjay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Now lets all hump him when he's not looking!!!***

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love27.gif

:D :D :D

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 06:59 PM
By all means, but I copyrighted my face a while back so you owe me $3.50 every time that avatar pops up on a page in royalties. :p

And don't try to short-change me either, punk! I've got a good 45 lbs. on you. :)

X
02-05-2004, 07:02 PM
Bleh! Keep your damned pictures then... :o :p

And Id still beat you up, embarassing you, then take your lunch money! Huhawhahwhahawh!

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 07:05 PM
Yeah, you probably would. I'm weak and I have asthma. :(

gl_summers
02-05-2004, 07:08 PM
okay....here it is.


i am 20 here. a few months back.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by gl_summers
hmmmm...hugh jackman isnt ugly at all. and no offense, but you dont look like hugh jackman at all. i think he was saying you look like the cartoon version of wolverine. hugh in the people's 50 beautiful people list!! give him some credit.
we know this, dumbass.
guyverjay was giving me crap.
i look like the comic version of wolverine.
darick robertson's version in particular.
and post your pic if you want to.
i couldn't give to shee-ots if you look like a male runway model.:rolleyes:
i like the way i look, ugly or not.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by gl_summers
okay....here it is.
http://rhaynes.hopto.org/mypicokay.jpg

i am 20 here. a few months back.

we're supposed to feel bad about this?
are you kidding me? i hope that was a joke.

gl_summers
02-05-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
we know this, dumbass.
guyverjay was giving me crap.
i look like the comic version of wolverine.
darick robertson's version in particular.
and post your pic if you want to.
i couldn't give to shee-ots if you look like a male runway model.:rolleyes:
i like the way i look, ugly or not.

calm down dude. it is just that hugh jackman isnt a wide knecked muscley shorty like comic wolverine.

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 07:13 PM
I was only joking about Hugh jackman:)

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 07:13 PM
lol.
yeah, and hugh doesn't look like wolverine.
i look a hell of a lot more like him than hugh does, for better or worse.
anyway, i'm calm.
i don't have to be the least bit riled up to call someone a dumbass.:D

gl_summers
02-05-2004, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by bigdirtyogre
we're supposed to feel bad about this?
are you kidding me? i hope that was a joke.

sigh
1) it was a joke
2) put it next to your picture. try to understand why women find me more attractive than you. it is difficult, but maybe it will come to you eventually.

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by gl_summers
sigh
1) it was a joke
2) put it next to your picture. try to understand why women find me more attractive than you. it is difficult, but maybe it will come to you eventually.
BWAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
:D :D :D
you look like you were in revenge of the nerds, pal.
every guy in this thread, including my rumpled ass, looks better than you.

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 07:15 PM
If I were a girl, I'd be all over Orge. His name bodes well, too. :)

Guyverjay
02-05-2004, 07:16 PM
Yup ORGE it is from now one:D

Big Dirty Ogre
02-05-2004, 07:17 PM
see?!?
men turn queer over this mug!!!:p

TheCorpulent1
02-05-2004, 07:17 PM
I <3 Orge. :D

gl_summers
02-05-2004, 07:18 PM
this is gay. it is like arguing galactus vs. superman, spiderman vs. bruce lee. it is laughable one sided. where i come from, nerds have bad hair, no jawlines (from being out of shape) and use dating sites. you are a nerd.

X
02-05-2004, 07:18 PM
You look like that Dell computer guy gl_summers... :D

You know, the one that says "Dude! Your getting a Dell!!!" :D