Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

[That-Guy]

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly."

"Don't tell my heart; my achy breaky heart..."

"She bangs! She bangs!"

"Will it ever stop yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow."

[Gambit8370]

"Oh-oh-OH-OH-Oh... Oh-oh-OH-OH... Oh-oh-OH-OH-oh... the right stuff."

[-masta^minded-]

that ketchup song :mad:

[Emilio's Mom]

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, damn right, it's better than your's, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge" :o

"Shoobe doowap and scoobie snacks, I met a fine girl and I can't relax.."

"nothing hurts like your mouth"

[Pirateking]

"No no no no no no no no no no no no There's No Limit"

[incurock31]

"The heat was hot."
Well, duh :confused:

[Man-Thing]

Boys, boys
He you wanna know something?
Boys, boys
Boys like girls

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I seem them looking (looking)

I make them want me
I like to tease them
And they want to touch me
I never let them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like me

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I think you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
There's no one like you
I might let you
Or would you like that?
I might let you
Sucker!

Boys, b - b - boys
Boys, b - b - b - boys

G - g - g - g - got what boys want
G - g - g - got

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

Yeah, I know what boys like
Come on girls, you know what they like
It ain't no secret

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

[TheArtofShadow]

"ooooooooooh-AH-AH-AH!!!!"
"Living Dead-Girl" :confused:
"Once there was this girl who wouldn't change with all the other girls in the changing room and when they finaly made her, they found birth-marks all over her body. mmm MMMMM MMMM MMMMMM"-WTF?? Who Cares??

[Gambit8370]

"Mmm-BOP-mmm-mmm-MMMM-BOP..."

WTF was THAT about?

[Man-Thing]

Originally posted by Gambit8370
"Mmm-BOP-mmm-mmm-MMMM-BOP..."

WTF was THAT about?

mmm-BOPs?:confused: :rolleyes:

[Emilio's Mom]

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog...was a good friend of mine..." (that sounds like a personal problem)

"and I wanna know, have I gone too far? cuz I've sunk to a brand new low" (I think you just answered your own question)

"I touch your mouth, my willy is food" (er...gross)

[C. Lee]

What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind

by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

[bojangles]

You gana die mutha ****er

die mutha ****er

you gana die mutha ****

die mutha ****er

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by bojangles
You gana die mutha ****er

die mutha ****er

you gana die mutha ****

die mutha ****er
They stole that from Zappa...he had a song that was only the line - Up against the wall Mother effer.

[Emilio's Mom]

"who's that peekin in my window...POW!...nobody now" (actually, I like that one, it's funny :) )

"you pushed from the inside...smothered" (ewwwww)

"another postcard...the chimpanzee" (ok, actually, this whole song is a giant acid trip)

[Immortalfire]

"I'm so cool I got all deez hos..." - any given rapper

[PLAS]

Originally posted by C. Lee
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind

by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention there is no way you can call anything that came from Frank Zappa dumb!!!!

even his poop was a piece of genius

[C. Lee]

I took the "dumb" in the thread title to mean unusual....and you have to admit...his stuff is unusual.

[That-Guy]

"U + Me = Us. I know my calculus."

"I'm just a simple girl in a high-tech digital world."

"She likes me for me; not because I hang with Leonardo or that guy who played in Fargo I think his name was Steve."

[Démon]

Originally posted by Man-Thing
Boys, boys
He you wanna know something?
Boys, boys
Boys like girls

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I seem them looking (looking)

I make them want me
I like to tease them
And they want to touch me
I never let them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like me

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I think you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
There's no one like you
I might let you
Or would you like that?
I might let you
Sucker!

Boys, b - b - boys
Boys, b - b - b - boys

G - g - g - g - got what boys want
G - g - g - got

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

Yeah, I know what boys like
Come on girls, you know what they like
It ain't no secret

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

And that'll be the opening song if Michael Jackson gets a talk show.

My hated lyrics:
"It's de Wango de Tango!"
"I said I'm sorry, Mama..."
"In the arms of the angel..."

[PLAS]

Originally posted by C. Lee
I took the "dumb" in the thread title to mean unusual....and you have to admit...his stuff is unusual. ok, forgiven

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
[B"another postcard...the chimpanzee" (ok, actually, this whole song is a giant acid trip) [/B]

Actually, the lyric is "Another postcard with chimpanzees" - the guy is complaining that he keeps getting these chimpanzee postcards.

If you're going to complain about a Barenaked Ladies tune, the one to pick would be:

One Week

"Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Suisse
And I like the sushi
'cuz it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through "

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Actually, the lyric is "Another postcard with chimpanzees" - the guy is complaining that he keeps getting these chimpanzee postcards.

If you're going to complain about a Barenaked Ladies tune, the one to pick would be:

One Week

"Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Suisse
And I like the sushi
'cuz it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through " yea, but listen to the whole song, it's retarded and the video is just as retarded to match :)

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
yea, but listen to the whole song, it's retarded and the video is just as retarded to match :)

I actually like the Chimpanzee video... must be the monkey in me... :D

[Ryoko]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, damn right, it's better than your's, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge" :o
beat me to it. Man that sucks.... not to mention played to death on the radion.

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by redmarvel
I actually like the Chimpanzee video... must be the monkey in me... :D what does a giant monkey that terrorizes a city have to do with postcards? It's not even a scary monkey. :(

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Ryoko
beat me to it. Man that sucks.... not to mention played to death on the radion. I want to hit someone everytime I hear that song, and I can't get it out of my head, so...:(

[That-Guy]

Any rap-metal song where a rapper/singer is b**ching about how hard it is, and how it all sucks, and pretty much any song with an excessive use of the word "it," which is most likely nothing but a pronoun used to disguise the fact that the schmuck doesn't even know what the hell he's singing about.

[That-Guy]

"I'm flying without wings"

"What happened to Miss Independent?"

[Victor Von Doom]

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, it's better than yours.
Damn Right.
It's better than yours.
I could teach you, but i'd have to charge."

[That-Guy]

2 LEGIT! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT! 2 LEGIT! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT!

[PLAS]

I saw MC Hammer preaching on a christian channel the other night

the fact that I was stoned, made it more akward

[C. Lee]

I don't I'll be the same after watching the little dude on American Idol the other sing "She bangs"....

[Sock-Man]

'Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang'

'Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down'

'I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life in plastic, its fantastic'

[That-Guy]

Originally posted by C. Lee
I don't I'll be the same after watching the little dude on American Idol the other sing "She bangs"....

You know, I thought that was really cruel what they did to that poor guy. I mean, yeah, he can't sing or dance, but they exploited it so much it got to the point where it was just plain wrong. It's obvious the guy is socially inept... American Idol is run by a bunch of ass holes.

[Honey Vibe]

These lyrics just make no logical sense:

"Cheer up Sleepy Jean
Oh what can it mean, to a
Daydream Believer and a
Home-coming Queen"

" 'Cuz we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl!"

"Say you, say me,
Say it together -- naturally"

[That-Guy]

How about any Michael Jackson song where he says the word "girl" as in, he's singing to one. We all know that would never happen in real life.

[Bud Dwyer]

Anything by Ja Rule. 50 Cent, Em, Dre, DMX, OutKast, Ice Cube, Scarface, Jay-Z, and my mother pwn you mutha ****a!

[Spidey_Freak]

Eminem is funny man. My favorite song of his is Kim:D

[DDRSkata]

"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?"

No, Avril. No, you can't. Now go away.

[Karaoke Girlie]

Originally posted by That-Guy
You know, I thought that was really cruel what they did to that poor guy. I mean, yeah, he can't sing or dance, but they exploited it so much it got to the point where it was just plain wrong. It's obvious the guy is socially inept... American Idol is run by a bunch of ass holes.


OMUG!!!11one1 Ass-holes in TVland?

[PLAS]

no change I cant change I can't change
but I'm here in my mourn
I'm here in my mourn
yeah I'm here in my mourn
I'm here in my mourn

what the ef iu cee kei?

[pickleweed]

minnie mouse has grown up a cow
dave's on sale again
kissy kiss in the rear view
i'm so bored, you're to blame

huh!? WTF is that Gavin??

[Super_Ludacris]

Clickty Clack, Clickty Clak, the money goes into my piggy bank

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, More Money, More Money

50 Cent's Piggybank

[Electro UK]

Busted-Year 3000

Boy bands and another and another one and another one

[PALADIN]

Altho this observation was made originally by the witty folks of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" ; I have to agree.....
THE DUMBEST Song Lyrics Of All Time to me will ever be:

"ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG)"

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

....Altho the sappy song paints a rosy picture of a failing relationship being reborn, it`s highly likely that one of the couple--probably both--would realise at some point the other one was out to CHEAT on them !

End Of Song. End Of Story. End Of Relationship! :D

(I always thought it would be cool to have a follow-up version of this written wherein the guy realises his gal was trying to find someone else, and hires a P.I. to follow her....and the P.I. falls in love with her !
.......I am of course, terribly disappointed that this has never been written ... ;)

[Mister Sinister]

Do you ever think, when you eat Chinese,
It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese
I was about to eat a sweet and sour pork
But it was mewing there on my fork

Garfield's on my fork

'Cos the cat's in the kettle of the Peking Moon
I gotta stop eating their everyday at noon.

[Erzengel]

Clay Aikin Song

Dumb lyrics but also down right creepy.

"If I was invisibile...I would watch you in your room."

[GunBlade]

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel."

The entire lyrics from Tom Green's Bum Bum song.

My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me
my bum is on the rail!

My bum is on the man
Bum is on the man
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!

[screech_turbo]

anything by:

trapt
papa roach
limp bizkit
korn
ashlee simpson
eminem's last 2 albums
pretty much anything on the top 40

peace.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

at least all of those are FUNNY-dumb.

Who will compensate me for this Ear-Rape?

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's ****ed up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...


GAWD!

my favorite part is: "Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah"

will somebody fetch my baseball bat?!?

[screech_turbo]

i've been a green day fan since the 6th grade, but i agree. i dont like the song either. the "ah ah" parts sound too avril.

[That-Guy]

Wow... I haven't seen this thread in a LOOOOOONG time.


Anyway, as far as ear-rape goes, I don't think you can get any worse than Swen Stefani's "If I were a rich girl." If there's one thing I hate, its ripping off old songs and changing the lyrics enough that most people won't notice. I mean, she ripped off "Fiddler on the Roof!" What the f**k?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No,it was an "homage" . :rolleyes:

[Mara Jade]

Green Day's new album rules...all of their lyrics tell a story :rolleyes:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yes,a very,very dumb story

[Mara Jade]

I beg to differ

[Wilhelm-Scream]

well,in response,all I have to say is:
"Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah"

but that's just 'cause I'm on the border-line of the edge. :rolleyes:

[Erzengel]

well,in response,all I have to say is:
"Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah"

but that's just 'cause I'm on the border-line of the edge. :rolleyes:

You would think you don't like Green day or something. :confused: ;)

[Mara Jade]

well,in response,all I have to say is:
"Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah"

but that's just 'cause I'm on the border-line of the edge. :rolleyes:

so what bands ARE you into?

[Cyclops]

I've got the winner right here. A little song SO awful that I can't remember the group or the title, I can only sit and wonder why it ever broke the Top 40 charts.

"I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Chinese food makes me sick,
and I think it's fly
when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer."

That song was so bad that every time I heard it I wanted to enact bloody violence on something.

[Mara Jade]

I've got the winner right here. A little song SO awful that I can't remember the group or the title, I can only sit and wonder why it ever broke the Top 40 charts.

"I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Chinese food makes me sick,
and I think it's fly
when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer."

That song was so bad that every time I heard it I wanted to enact bloody violence on something.

*claps* at least somebody said it

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've got the winner right here. A little song SO awful that I can't remember the group or the title, I can only sit and wonder why it ever broke the Top 40 charts.

"I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Chinese food makes me sick,
and I think it's fly
when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer."

That song was so bad that every time I heard it I wanted to enact bloody violence on something.

LOL!
Yes,we have a winner.
Don't forget the "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits" line.

A masterpiece of anger-inducing stupidity!

[Erzengel]

First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers
Now you gone, can't love you like I really wanna
But everytime I think about your pretty smile
And how we used to drive the whole city wild
Damn I wish you would've had my child
A pretty little girl wit Diddy's smile

[Equint77]

Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do. oh yeah,
Mmmbop ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do

by those muther-effing Hanson girls.

makes me wanna buy a gun and unload on random people.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers
Now you gone, can't love you like I really wanna
But everytime I think about your pretty smile
And how we used to drive the whole city wild
Damn I wish you would've had my child
A pretty little girl wit Diddy's smile

Lol,thanks,you reminded me,
take one of the coolest riffs in the universe,and then,add this:

uh-huh, yeah,
uh-huh, yeah, uuh
uh-huh, yeah, uuh
uh-huh, yeah, uuh
uh-huh, yeah, uuh
uh-huh, yeah, yeah

hear my cries
hear my call
lend me your ears
see my fall
see my error
know my faults
time halts
see my loss
know i'm lacking
backtracking
where i met you
pistol packing
itchy finger
trigger happy
try to trap me
bad rap
wiretap me
back-stab me
break the faith
fall from grace
tell me lies
time flies
close your eyes

come with me
come with me, yeah
come with me, uh-huh, yeah

you said to trust you
you'd never hurt me
now i'm disgusted
since then adjusted
certainly you fooled me
ridiculed me
left me hanging
now **** is boomeranging
right back at you
think long range
narrow-minded
left me blinded
i cosigned it
**** backfired
but i'm bouncing back
i grinded
not many would bear the pressure
you comprehend me
you want to end me
you offend me
it's trauma
feel the trauma
come with me

yeah, uh-huh, ah ha
come with me, don't be afraid, yeah
come with me

i close my eyes
and i see..
you standing there
i cry...
tears...
of sorrow...
i die....

uh-huh, yeah

**** my enemies
**** my foes
damn these hoes
you're stepping on my toes
back up off me
take your hands off me
give me room to breathe
i'm not hearing it
i'm not fearing it
i'm up to my ears in it
bull**** i'm destructive
some women find that seductive
some say it's lunacy
reluctantly i've been moving on
i ignore you
sorry if i bore you
i neglect you
don't mean to disrespect you
can't you see
i love you dearly
and that sincerely
but you annoy me
you can't avoid me
i'm here to stay
forever and ever and a day
that's never
i can't let you go
i can't forget it
why you did it
i won't permit it
and won't acquit it
i want to fight you
i'll ****ing bite you
can't stand nobody like you
you can't run
you can't hide
no surprise
close your eyes

come with me, yeah
come with me
come with me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooowww
yeah, like this
come on, come on
yeah turn me up, turn me up
yeah yeah yeah, come on now, yeah

hear my cries
hear my calls
lend me your ears (uh huh you ready now? come on check this out)
hear my cries
hear my calls
lend me your ears, uhh (oh yeah that's right, oh yeah that's right)

hear my cries
hear my calls
lend me your ears
see my fall
see my errors
know my faults
time halts
see my loss
know i'm lacking
backtracking
where i met you
pistol packing
itchy finger
trigger happy
try to trap me
bad rap
wiretap me
backstab me
break the faith
fall from grace
tell me lies
time flies
close your eyes
come with me

come with me [x8]

i'm gonna take you with me
i want to fight you
i'll ****ing bite you
can't stand nobody like you
you can't run
you can't hide
no surprise
close your eyes

come with me
i'm gonna take you with me
i'm here to stay
forever ever
and ever and day that's never
come with me

uh-huh, yeah [x6]
come with me


P.Diddy should be held in Guantanimo Bay for this affront to Human decency!

[Erzengel]

If I ever refered to a girl that I was seeing and saying we were close like brothers she'd laugh in my face and kick me to the curb.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

LOL,really...try saying that while making Love to her..."God!...I love you like a BROTHER!"
LOL

[Lurk]

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel."

Dumb though their songs are, you can't help but laugh! Another from the Bloodhound Gang...

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherf***** burn,
Burn motherf***** burn.

[Erzengel]

Another one.....

I need to find a new vagina.
Any kinda new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina.
Kevin Kline-da North Carolina

[Mister Sinister]

I haven't heard the songs, but there are songs called: -

*You're the reason our kids are so ugly
*I only like bananas because they have no bones
*At the gas station of love, I got the self service pump
*800lb Jesus

[Sabretooth]

''New kids on the block had a bunch of hits,chinese food makes me sick''

[screech_turbo]

Wow... I haven't seen this thread in a LOOOOOONG time.


Anyway, as far as ear-rape goes, I don't think you can get any worse than Swen Stefani's "If I were a rich girl." If there's one thing I hate, its ripping off old songs and changing the lyrics enough that most people won't notice. I mean, she ripped off "Fiddler on the Roof!" What the f**k?


yeah, but she's hot. i only watch the video for the chicks.

[Melfina]

Gunthers Ding Dong Song.

"oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm my ding ding dong."

[screech_turbo]

simple plan, bowling for soup, new found glory.

i just remembered how much ass these guys suck.

[KingOfDreams]

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog...was a good friend of mine..." (that sounds like a personal problem)

That's a good song.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

pretty much anything by that Eamon guy. Here are some personal favorites:

"You go, go tell your friends (your friends)
Tell them, get off my dick (my dick)
They keep, tellin' you **** (you ****)
Go tell i said suck my dick (my dick)"

"Can't stop thinkin about my baby girl
And how she done love me so long
Next thing that I think as I'm so correct
But the poison let me go
Found doin
I was with her friend
Knew I was gonna pay, we were sexin like everyday
She found out, she was like no doubt
Do what you gotta do, I ****ed your friend this afternoon,
Whoa, my babys lost

Came outta that got my **** off track, had the ***** trapped now shes caught like that, my
Babys lost, ain't no comin back shes gone just like that, like that, its like that, like that,
Like that, just like like that, like that "

[KingOfDreams]

bowling for soup

Yeah, they royally suck. It pisses me off that for all the awesome bands in Austin, it's horrible groups like Bowling For Soup and Dynamite Hack that get national recognition. Well, Los Lonely Boys appear to be suddenly popular everywhere now and they're good. And I'm not counting Stevie Ray Vaughan, Willie Nelson, Alejandro Escovedo, W.C Clark or any of the other legends. I guess I'm meaning that not very many good Austin "rock" bands get farthur than Texas. I guess Spoon is getting widely popular, though. It certainly seems that way. Vallejo and Cruiserweight are two bands that should be gaining wider popularity. But who knows, it could still happen for them, probably sooner for Cruiswerweight than Vallejo though. Vallejo have been a band since 1994. Since they haven't "gone national" really in that time, it's doubtful that they will in the future. Cruiserweight's newer so they've had less time to establish themselves. I guess I got a little long-winded there. Sorry.

[oakzap425]

Every lyric in "The Boy is Mine"

I hated that damn song. No, Monica and Brandy, the boy isn't either one of yours. Little did you know, The boy has been f*ucking "Pretty Ricky" down the street for YEARS!!! :mad:

[Caliber]

Anything by 50 Cent or most rappers.

[Danger Mouse]

"Oh say can you see..."


*wears flame-retardant suit*

[oakzap425]

lol

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I'd agree if it weren't made so long ago. People talked weird back then.

[terry78]

You gotta love the "anything rap" comments on here. Clever boys.

Returning back from sarcasm land, most of those whiny rock songs that entail why daddy didn't love me and why I want to kill myself. Grow some balls.

[antmanx68]

"I cant stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch".

I dont think the term "electrical shortage" exists. Isnt it a "short".

[oakzap425]

Where have i heard that line?

[Danger Mouse]

Where have i heard that line?

Two weekends ago in a bar. Someone tried to pick you up with it.

I was drunk. :(

[oakzap425]

...thought so...

Then we went to the motel 6 around the corner...

still trying to get rid of the pubic lice... :(

[Danger Mouse]

...thought so...

Then we went to the motel 6 around the corner...

still trying to get rid of the pubic lice... :(
You, too, huh? :(

[oakzap425]

...yeah... I think they came from the sheets.

We're never going to Motel 6 again.

I'm more of a Super 8 girl... but I was feeling randy then and there...


*scratches* Damn... :(

[Danger Mouse]

*resists... urge... to... hijack... thread...*

[oakzap425]

lmao...


The worst "song" lines EVER


JOOO... ARE TEH GROUNDED!!

[Soljaboy187]

even tho i do like rap the worst line i have ever heard.....

"i love you like a fat kid loves cake"

[obijuan]

Baltimora

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)

Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy

Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon

Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on

Burning bright
A fire the blows teh signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does the message get to you

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)

Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other chance
tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other world

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)

Jungle life
You're far away from nothing
It's all right
You won't miss home

Take a chance
Leave everything behind you
Come and join me
Won't be sorry
It's easy to survive

Jungle life
We're living in the open
All alone like Tarzan Boy

Hide and seek
We play along while rushing cross the
forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon

Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Oh Yeah
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
You won't play
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Oh Yeah
Night to night
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
(Repeat)


I still cant stop listening to it

[pickleweed]

she's got jungle fever
he's got jungle fever
she's gone black boy crazy
he's gone white girl hazy
they're in love

or sumthin like that

[Odin's Lapdog]

"No no no no no no no no no no no no There's No Limit"
those are fantastic lyrics...

:eek:

[Odin's Lapdog]

2 LEGIT! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT! 2 LEGIT! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT!
ah dude, you're tearing apart my childhood...

:(

[Odin's Lapdog]

Blue by Eiffel 65


Brits and europeans can back me up on that one...

[Cracker Jack]

Read this and then tell me this isn't the sappiest, stupidest, gayest of all the gay songs ever!!! I dare you

SEASONS IN THE SUN
Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach


Egads!!! Do I hate this song :bomb:

[KingOfDreams]

The subject matter may be sort of sappy but I can tell the songwriter has some skills. The way the words are put together is very poetic.

[lockjaw]

Billy Jean, say's shes my lover- Michael Jackson

[Cracker Jack]

Maybe so but have you ever heard that song? It's enough to make you want to plung a dull knife into your chest!!

[KingOfDreams]

Who does it?

[Cracker Jack]

Jacks Terry. It's a song from the 70's and everytime I hear it I get the urge to kill! LOL

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The subject matter may be sort of sappy but I can tell the songwriter has some skills. The way the words are put together is very poetic.

This analysis by someone that thinks "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog" is a good song.
LOL! ok.

[KingOfDreams]

It is a good song. Have you heard the Three Dog Night version?. This might be the original version. I'm not sure. Anyway, It's great and bluesy. I like the guy's singing style.

[KingOfDreams]

Billy Jean, say's shes my lover- Michael Jackson

Thriller is a great album.

[Cracker Jack]

It's called "Joy to the World" not "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog"

JOY TO THE WORLD
Three Dog Night
written by Hoyt Axton

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
Singin'...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you
Sing it now...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Pretty cool song if you ask me. :cool:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

[X-Ray]

Fat Joe - So Much More ... nothing makes sense, all he does is drop two words that rhyme then comes in with "Crack!" ... like it's gonna be the next big catch phrase or something :rolleyes:

Destiny's Child - Soldier ... if they want soldiers, go over to Iraq cuz their all over there ... :rolleyes:

[oakzap425]

Fat Joe - So Much More ... nothing makes sense, all he does is drop two words that rhyme then comes in with "Crack!" ... like it's gonna be the next big catch phrase or something :rolleyes:

Destiny's Child - Soldier ... if they want soldiers, go over to Iraq cuz their all over there ... :rolleyes:




:rolleyes: They don't mean in the military sense you dolt...

[oakzap425]

Billy Jean, say's shes my lover- Michael Jackson



I guess it would be an annoying song if you got the line right...

That songs rocks,by the way...


What's up with child molesters making great music>?

[lockjaw]

. . . and "Crack" is the a big catch phrase, check-out Chris Rock or my main man Dave Chappelle sometime . . .

[X-Ray]

:rolleyes: They don't mean in the military sense you dolt...

i'm aware of that ... you nitwit :p

as for what they meant, i don't consider some gang member who takes a shot in his hood a soldier ... he's a gangster ... that's it, that's all :cool:

[Corinthian™]

Teh Dumbest and teh bestest at the same time:eek:


Zlad! - Elektronik - Supersonik

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived unto the future
And the whole world is become...

Elektronik - Supersonik
Supersonik - Elektronik

Hey baby, ride with me away,
We doesnt have much time,
my blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.
Above us there is nothing above,
but the stars, above.

All systems gone!
Prepare for down-count!

5.. 4.. 3.. 1.. OFFBLAST!

Fly away in my space rocket,
you no need put money in my pocket
the door is closed I just lock it
I put my love plug in your socket

The sonic sky is bright like fire.
You and me gets higher and higher.
Cut communications wire.
Only thing that can stop us is flat tire.

Hey Love crusader, I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I is more stronger than Darth Vapor.
Obey me, I is your new dictator.
For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you, I am richer than all the Tsars.
Make a wishes on a shooting star.
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitar.

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We have commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoyed this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

Now back on earth, is time for down-splash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
people have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
and as I float, I open door and shout:
"I am world's biggest washed up superstar!"

As for sure as the sun rises in the West.
Of all the things and poets on Earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put the ring of Jupiter on your finger.
Then like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
Ok, it's time for end. No more will I sing.
Let me take you back in time.
I want you to experience Big Bang!

Long live Space Race! Long live Molvania!

http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html :o

[KingOfDreams]

pretty much anything by that Eamon guy. Here are some personal favorites:

"You go, go tell your friends (your friends)
Tell them, get off my dick (my dick)
They keep, tellin' you **** (you ****)
Go tell i said suck my dick (my dick)"

"Can't stop thinkin about my baby girl
And how she done love me so long
Next thing that I think as I'm so correct
But the poison let me go
Found doin
I was with her friend
Knew I was gonna pay, we were sexin like everyday
She found out, she was like no doubt
Do what you gotta do, I ****ed your friend this afternoon,
Whoa, my babys lost

Came outta that got my **** off track, had the ***** trapped now shes caught like that, my
Babys lost, ain't no comin back shes gone just like that, like that, its like that, like that,
Like that, just like like that, like that "

I saw a music video of his when I was in Germany. I just laughed. I don't think it's possible to take his **** seriously.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

It's called "Joy to the World" not "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog"

JOY TO THE WORLD
Three Dog Night
written by Hoyt Axton

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
Singin'...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you
Sing it now...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Pretty cool song if you ask me. :cool:
this was about lyrics, not song titles. That song blows nevertheless.

[cyborg ninja 14]

"We are all made of stars...."

Whatever the hell that song is, it sucks ass.

[Mister Sinister]

Moby, he's class.

[cyborg ninja 14]

Moby, he's class.

Still, the lyrics are quite lame.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

a challenger from back in the day...

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again.


WHAM!

[Kmack]

Wannabe - Spice Girls
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wannabe - Spice Girls
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha




LOL!
a masterpiece!

would anyone like to join me for a zigazig ha?

[Erzengel]

Heh but I still sweat Baby Spice.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

all of 'em except Posh.

[AlteredEgo]

The Anthem - Good Charlotte
i hate people everytime i hear that song :mad:

[Erzengel]

"If you called me up this morning and told me about the new love you found. I'd say I'm happy for you, really happy for you."

If my ex called me up and told me about the new love she found I'd say:

Go f' yourself.
Great now you both got herpes.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Lol

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[1] - I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye

[AlteredEgo]

"If you called me up this morning and told me about the new love you found. I'd say I'm happy for you, really happy for you."

If my ex called me up and told me about the new love she found I'd say:

Go f' yourself.
Great now you both got herpes.heh heh, something like this actually happened to me. first time she called to tell me she found someone new (my previous best friend who really gets around) and i said that i was happy for her. she apparently was trying to piss me off, cause then she calls me back after the first time they f**ked and asks me if im alright with it for some reason. yeah, i say, as long as you get yourself checked afterwards :mad:
people piss me off. i should write a song about it. a really s**tty song :up:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I'd have to say that "shut up" song.

[AlteredEgo]

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[1] - I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye
R Kelly's the man! :up:....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ha... heh, heh, *wipes tears*... hoo...

[AlteredEgo]

I'd have to say that "shut up" song.black eyed peas or something right?

[DLM]

Hi everyone, I'm a newb...that's pretty much it.

These certaily aren't the stupidest lyrics I've ever heard, but they're still stupid (to me)

This is the bridge to that U2 song Vertigo:

"All of this
All of this can be yours
All of this
All of this can be yours
All of this
All of this can be yours
Just give me what I want
And no one gets hurt"

And then there's:

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"

Sorry if I pissed off any U2 fans out there :o

[screech_turbo]

technically, this is a music video, but i imagine the lyrics are stupid, too. it's by 3 doors down. i forget the name, but there's this guy in the video that hooks up with this hot chick. so what's the problem, right? she's a stripper. a hot stripper. he gets mad and dumps her. then at the end of the video, he finds out she's doing it to support a kid. i wanted to toss my tv out the window.

[ElectroFlare]

"Shut Up" is done by Simple Plan, which I actually like, but I realize the lyrics aren't that great.

Now this is my favorite song, but I have to admit the lyrics are horrible.

"Everybody was kung fu fightin'
Them cats was fast as lightnin'
In fact it was a little bit frightenin'
But they fought with expert timin'.

They were funky chinamen, from funky chinatown.
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down.
It's an ancient chinese art, and everybody knew their part.
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip.

[Chorus]

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

[CrAzYMoFo]

The Anthem - Good Charlotte
i hate people everytime i hear that song :mad:

Same, that song is dumb.

[Blackmail]

Anything having to do with pop music has the worst lyrics AND the worst music.

[SapphirePrima]

Hey girl I wanna rub yo hot potota(not potatoe)- by Nitty-Nasty girl song

[conanabanana02]

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room

"Invisible" by Clay Aiken.

I like this song, but the lyrics are a little "stalker-esque" for me. :dew:

[Hades]

Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed in a wall
Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up ever little thing I ever try to do
I was born to lose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell
And I wanna go home

Last night I had to study for this test
I forgot man I'm dead
And now my brain is bursting out of my head
I can't think I can't breathe
Once again

I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever try to do
I'm born to lose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

God Must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God Must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and
I wanna go home

So what in the world am I supposed to do?
I never did anything to you
So can't you find something else to do?

God Must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God Must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
You can't save me
God Must hate me now

[Hades]

I woke up it was 7
I waited till 11
Just to figure out that no one would call
I think i got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on your own
And here it goes

[Chorus:]
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me
Tonight...

And maybe when the night is dead, I'll crawl into my bed
Staring at these 4 walls again
I'll try to think about the last time, I had a good time
Everyone's got somewhere to go
And they're gonna leave me here on my own and here it goes

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me

What the **** is wrong with me?
Don't fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me?
Wide awake I'm bored and I can't fall asleep
And every night is the worst night ever

I'm just a kid [repeat x5]

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world.

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me tonight

I'm all alone tonight
Nobody cares tonight
Cause I'm just a kid tonight


Lol

WHy MEEEEeeeeeeee
It's NOT FAAAiiirrrrrrr

[Corinthian™]

NIKKI CLEARY: "I.M. Me"

Let's meet at the same time
Same place
Send your jpeg, I wanna see your face
Girlfriend, send an I.M.

TTYL
No time to spell
Oops, there goes that little bell
Bye, bye for now
BBFN

CHORUS: Hey, LOL, G2G
I gotta go, but watch for me 'cause
I'll be right back, BRB
So sign on, and I.M. me

Mom thinks I'm doing homework
Yeah, research
But I can't help it, I've just got to surf
I gotta chat with my girlfriends on line

We're digital divas
Believe us
This Girl Wide Web is hot stuff
My buddy list is growing all the time

CHORUS

I got a web page
A domain
Sign my guest book with your screen name
Check it out, then send an I.M.

What's your profile?
Favorite quote?
This is just like passing notes
It's easier to type than use a pen

CHORUS 3 times



http://serene-dream.net/music/01%20IM%20Me.mp3


enjoy :yay:

[The Chairman]

Time to have some fun with this thread:

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast
Take em' to the bridge

[The Chairman]

And also:

Rob the jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill.
Dirrty, R&B.
Add da whole top diamond and the bottom Row's gold.

Yo we bout to start a epidemic wit dis one
Ya'll know what dis is... So So Def

Got 30 down at the bottom, 30 mo at the top
All invisible set in little ice cube blocks
If I could call it a drink, call it a smile on da rocks
If I could call out a price, let's say I call out a lot
I got like platinum and white gold, traditional gold
I'm changin grillz errday, like Jay change clothes,
I might be grilled out nicely (oh) In my white tee (oh),
On South beach (oh) in my wife beat.
V V and studded you can tell when they cut it
Ya see my granmama hate it, but my lil mama love it
Cuz when I...

Open up ya mouth, ya grill gleamin (say what)
Eyes stay low from da cheifin'

I got a grill I call penny candy you know what that means,
It look like Now n Laters, gum drops, jelly beans
I wouldn't leave it for nothin only a crazy man would
So if you catch me in ya city, somewhere out in ya hood just say

Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let you see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob da jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom Row's gold)

What it do baby
It's da ice man Paul Wall
I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball
I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set
I might cause a cold front if I take a deep breath
My teeth gleaming like I'm chewin on aluminum foil
Smilein showin off my diamonds sippin on some Pinot Noir
I put my money where my mouth is and bought a grill
20 carrots 30 stacks let 'em know im so fo real
My motivation is them 30 pointers V VS the furniture my mouth
Piece simply symbolize success
I got da wrist wear and neck wear dats captivatin
But it's my smile dats got these on-lookers spectatin
My mouth piece simply certified a total package
Open up my mouth and you see mo carrots than a salad
My teeth are mind blowin givin everybody chillz
Call me George Foreman cuz I'm sellin everybody grillz

Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let you see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob da jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom Row's gold)

Gipp got dem yellows, got dem purples, got dem reds
Lights gon hit ya and make you woozie in ya head
You can catch me in my 2 short drop
Mouth got colors like a fruit loop box

Dis what it do when da lou
Ice grill Country Grammar
Where da hustlas move bricks
and da gangsta's bang hamma's
Where I got em you can spot them
On da top in da bottom
Gotta bill in my mouth like im Hillary Rodham

I ain't dissin no body but lets bring it to da lite
Gipp was da first wit my mouth bright white
Yeah deez hos can't focus cuz they eyesight blurry
Tippin on some 4's you can see my mouth jewelry

I got fo different sets its a fabolous thang
1 white, 1 yellow, like Fabolous chain
and da otha set is same got my name in da mold

(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom Row's gold)

Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let you see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob da jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom Row's gold)

Boy how you get grill that way and
How much did you pay
Every time I see you
Tha first thing I'm gon' say hey.....

Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let you see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob da jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom Row's gold)

[Ash J. Williams]

Any Lamb of God song. They suck!

[StorminNorman]

Snap ya fingers! Do ya step!
You can do it all by yo self!
Let me see you do it! Ay!
Let me see you do it! Ay!

Snap ya fingers and then rock wit it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, gon drop wit it
Do a step wit it, put ya hips wit it
All my ladies let me see ya put a twist wit it
You can't do like me, I'm by myself
I do it so good, I don't need nobody else
What's happenin', what's up
Got da purk fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purk, I can't thank
I'm blowed, to tha do'
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home

Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
Bout to hit tha club, we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some ??, dyin' off Patrone
[ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
VIP style, strapped wit my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self, that's tha new move
***** where I'm from, we like to go ??
I'm soakin' up tha game, I'm seein' how its done
I ask shawty what they call it, she said tha Pool Palace
Staright from Bankhead, I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playa's and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, tha more it's lookin' smooth
It's nuthin to a boss, I can do tha **** too

Chillin' in tha bip, yeah we get crunk
*****s poppin' bottles and these *****es gettin' drunk
Rollin' up tha kush, put it in tha air
I'm throwin' up tha E's to let em' know we in here
Brand new shoes, brand new tool
Pull out tha ol school, cuz I'm feelin' real cool
Yeah I'm from tha 'A', so I'm leanin' and rockin'
Snappin' my fingers, then reachin' for my glock *****!
Reppin' my block *****!, straight from tha deck
When you snap ya fingers shawty, gotta jerk ya neck
Smokin' on tha best, we don't **** wit dat mess
I bet you can't do it, do it, do it like this
Yeah I'm back to tha track, back to tha snap
1, 2 step, then you gotta lean back
Dis is how we do it in tha 'A town'
(and if you ain't know) this how it go down

Hey! Hey!

[Scar Predator]

"She thinks my tractor's sexy"---is that wishful thinking or what? (Done by some Country singer )

"Every time you come around, my London bridge want to go down"---Huh? ( Fergie Ferg (sp?)

"Pumps and a bump, pumps and a bump. I like my women with the pumps and a bump."....eh.....Ok....... ( Hammer )

[Abaddon]

chicken noodle soup, wit a soda on the side.:word:

[Fran]

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.






:ninja:

I actually think this is the greatest song ever written.

[Cyclops]

"I've got a name...
I've got a name...
My name is Dave...
Davedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedaveda vedave!"

Why is it that kids' songs have to be absolutely retarded?

[C.F. Kane]

^ That quote officially makes you qualify as a human being in many people's eyes.

[C.F. Kane]

Also, "My lovely Lady Lumps" :mad:

[Shuley]

The entire lyrics to "Sexyback" by Timberlake

[ComicChick]

i hate sexyback, i didn't know it left anyways. i just find it dumb.

i also think that L.O.V.E by ashlee "plastic surgery" simpson is lame

[LostSon88]

Anything written by that one boy band LFO...good lord were they terrible:

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer
For the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer..Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade **** and span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird, Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy

Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macauly Culkin was in Home Alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Cherry Pez cold crush rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hooky
Always been hip to the BBoy Style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Reminds me of you becuz you rock my world

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry coke
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

In the summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug cuz I miss it
Like the color purple macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose
Came in the door, I said it before
I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so so
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so so

Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

--How this passed off as a hit song i'll never know...seriously, this song has the most random ass lyrics i've ever heard!!!!!!

[Kaboom]

TIN ROOF rusted

[Sandman138]

What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind

by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Are you kidding? That's one of the best songs of all time.

[Strong Guy]

to the left to the left
to the left to the left

mmmmmmmmmmmm
to the left to the left
everything you own in the box to the left
in the closet, thats my stuff
yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch)

and keep on talking that mess, thats fine
but could you walk and talk, at the same time?
and- its my name thats on that jag
so go move your bags, let me call you a cab

standing in the front yard, telling me
how I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
how I'll never ever find a man like you

you got me twisted!!!!!!!

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
you're irreplaceable

so go ahead and get gone
call up that chick, and see if shes home
oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know
what did you think
I was putting you out for?
because you was untrue
rolling her around in the car that I bought you
baby, drop them keys
hurry up, before your taxi leaves

standing in the front yard, telling me
how I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
how I'll never ever find a man like you

you got me twisted!!!!!!!!

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
you're irreplaceable

so since I'm not your everything
how about I be nothing? nothing at all to you
baby i won't shed a tear for you
I won't lose a wink of sleep
cause the truth of the matter is
replacing you is so easy

to the left to the left
to the left to the left

mmmmmmmm
to the left to the left
everything you own in the box to left

to the left to the left
don't you ever for a second get to thinking
you're irreplaceable

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact, he'll be here in a minute

you can pack all your bags- we're finished
cause you made your bed now lay in it
I can have another you by tomorrow
don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
you're irreplaceable

This is one of the dumbest lyrics that i've ever heard.

[November Rain]

I get more ass than a toilet seat

-sung by nate dog on 'shake that ass' in collaboration with eminem

[Kyalesyin]

Afi- Rolling balls

Bowling is my life
And it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team,
But i'm not very good.
The guys won't accept me,
I guess i try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think i want to be...
Balls will roll,
I think it's time,
It's time for me to be a girl.
It's a very big decision,
It's going to change my life.
I'll have to make all new friends,
I 'm gonna lose my wife.
But that's okay with me.
There's something in my soul.
It doesn't matter who's the better man,
It the man who gets to bowl.

I 've made my decision ,
I'm gonna make the change.
There will be rolling balls,
I'm gonna play my game.
It's gonna be so great.
It's gonna be the best, besides,
I've always told myself i look good in a dress.
I'm gonna cut'em off,
I'm gonna cut'em off,
I'm gonna cut'em off.
I'll never have to cough.
Now i've made my change and i've fulfilled my dream.
I'm now a member of the women's bowling team.
I hope i throw a strike,
'cause i'll never score again.
My first game is tomorrow,
think I'm gonna stay in bed...

[redmarvel]

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads I can't imagine ever wanting to chase cars inside my head

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own huh???

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

it's a pretty little song and all... it just doesn't make a heck of a lot of sense

[Strong Guy]

Most songs don't make sense but Chasing Cars was kinda nice.Almost,once you've pointed out those silly things in the lyrics there.

[Knightsaber Priss]

Well, I have to say that I was subjected to the single worst song lyrics I've ever heard in a musical. I'm talking of a song that is from the sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture show called Shock Treatment. Not only do the actors portraying Janet and Brad look nothing like Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick, but they're singing is absolutely atrocious, with "Janet" sounding and looking like a man in drag. The song I heard before making a hasty retreat from my sister's place was called B****in' in the Kitchen. Here's a link to the lyrics below, but there is some mild swearing so click at your own risk.

http://www.shocktreatment.net/shock_song_*****n.shtml

[DV8]

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

:huh: :cmad: :huh:

Gottam . . . I'll never enjoy another tasty piece of sugary leather that is the candy called Laffy Taffy, because of the aforementioned lyrics . . . worst song lyrics EVER. Period.

[Knightsaber Priss]

How about the lyrics to the Cheeky Girls' song Touch My Bum?

[Kyalesyin]

^ thats a pretty dumb song, but is this about serious songs or comedy songs, cuz I think the Cheeky girls cross the line into comedy.

[unstoppable]

"ooooooooooh-AH-AH-AH!!!!"
"Living Dead-Girl" :confused:
"Once there was this girl who wouldn't change with all the other girls in the changing room and when they finaly made her, they found birth-marks all over her body. mmm MMMMM MMMM MMMMMM"-WTF?? Who Cares??if that's the one by DISTURBED it's not meant to be an actual word

[Spider-Bite]

Nirvanna Nevermind.

actually a lot of nirvanna songs have really retarded lyrics. they just sound childish.

[unstoppable]

Nirvanna Nevermind.

actually a lot of nirvanna songs have really retarded lyrics. they just sound childish.I think the only reason their famous is because the singer killed himself

[DV8]

they just sound childish. yeah . . . that's what heroin addiction will do to you . . .

[DV8]

I think the only reason their famous is because the singer killed himself

no . . . they were famous long before that . . . ironically, the fame is what lead to the suicide in many degrees . . .

[unstoppable]

no . . . they were famous long before that . . . ironically, the fame is what lead to the suicide in many degrees . . .well I mean ppl are gonna remember that band because their singer got shot

it happens a lot

that's the only reason a lot of ppl know about the Beatles dispite their popularity(and I'm a big fan of the beatle) the fact that John Lennon died

[Addendum]

Well I'm sick and tired of hearing 'bout the world and it's hang ups
Gonna get myself together, take a ride downtown
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see him, see him today
He's gonna blow me away

He makes me happy when I'm feeling down
Take away my worry takes away my frown
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see him, see him today
He gonna blow me away

If you wanna feel groovy, give the doctor a call, yeah
Doctor rock will help you anytime at all
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see him, see him today
He gonna blow me away
Oh, right away...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh oh oh oh oh oh,
You don't have to go
oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go
oh oh oh oh oh,
you don't have to go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay,
All those tears I cry
ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry
oh oh oh oh ay, Baby please don't go.

When I read the letter you wrote, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the words that it told me,
It made me sad sad sad,
But I still love you so
I can't let you go,
I love you-
ooh baby I love you.

[Kira]

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When theyre around they make me feel
Like Im the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They dont care if Im a one way mirror
Theyre not frightened by my cold exterior

They dont ask me questions
They dont want to scold me
They dont look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isnt this fun
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too

They dont care about my inclinations
Theyre not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh its a mistake
Uh oh Im in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too . . .

And I dont care what people say
And I dont care what people think
And I dont care how we look walking down the street

[The Chairman]

Oh oh oh oh oh oh,

You don't have to go
oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go
oh oh oh oh oh,
you don't have to go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay,
All those tears I cry
ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry
oh oh oh oh ay, Baby please don't go.

When I read the letter you wrote, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the words that it told me,
It made me sad sad sad,
But I still love you so
I can't let you go,
I love you-
ooh baby I love you.



That's the best thing they ever recorded. :cmad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That's the best thing they ever recorded. :cmad:Better than the immigrant song, when the levee breaks, custard pie, in my time of dying, whole lotta love, heartbreaker....LOL.....no, son.
No.
Also, I love the song, but those are dumb lyrics. Intentionally so, but still.

[ObakeTora]

"I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae-bo
and possibly bend you over look back and watch me

[Chorus (2X)]

Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
"

[The Chairman]

Better than the immigrant song, when the levee breaks, custard pie, in my time of dying, whole lotta love, heartbreaker....LOL.....no, son.
No.
Also, I love the song, but those are dumb lyrics. Intentionally so, but still.

I was kidding. The best thing Led Zep recorded is...well, the best thing ever recorded is the music of Led Zeppelin, so basically, everything they ever recorded is the best thing they ever recorded.

(Personally, their worst song is "Hats Off To Roy Harper".)

[Sarge 2.0]

well I mean ppl are gonna remember that band because their singer got shot

it happens a lot

that's the only reason a lot of ppl know about the Beatles dispite their popularity(and I'm a big fan of the beatle) the fact that John Lennon diedAs if anyone needed more proof that bands like Disturbed are rotting the brains of America's precious youth, this little gem of a post spawns itself from the primordial ooze of stupidity and stains the internet with its ignorance.

[The Chairman]

As if anyone needed more proof that bands like Disturbed are rotting the brains of America's precious youth, this little gem of a post spawns itself from the primordial ooze of stupidity and stains the internet with its ignorance.

LOL. Great, great post. :up::up:

[The Chairman]

Thought of another one:


Snooooooooooop..
Snooooooooooop..

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a n*gga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy ****
Trying to ask me ****
When my n*ggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me ****
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you **** wit lil skateboard P

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a n*gga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
[scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a n*gga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
AK47 now *****, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this mother****ing music we crip to
Subscribe n*gga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a n*gga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

Snooooooooooop.
Snooooooooooop..

For starters, drop what? :confused:

[Mr Sparkle]

I still love this song, I am however, aware that the lyrics are impossibly retarded.

Pink floyd- Bike

I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work

[jks]

California love!

California...knows how to party
California...knows how to party
In the citaaay of L.A.
In the citaaay of good ol' Watts
In the citaaay, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!



Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
the state where ya never find a dance floor empty
And pimps be on a mission for them greens
lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends
I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes
ever since honeys was wearin sassoon
Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
Dre puttin it down for
Californ-i-a


Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it mama
Shake it Cali
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it shake it shake it...


Out on bail fresh outta jail
California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene
I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
the life of a west side playa where cowards die
Only in Cali where we riot now rallies are live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Longbeach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love!

now make it shake...



uh, yeah, uh, longbeach in tha house, uh yeah
Oaktown, Oakland definately in tha house hahaha
Frisko, Frisko
hey, you know LA is up in this
Pasadina, where you at
yeah, Ingelwood, Ingelwood always up to no good
even Hollywood tryin to get a piece baby
Sacramento, sacramento where ya at? yeah

Throw it up y'all, throw it up, Throw it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side

yeah, That's riight
west coast, west coast
uh, California Love
California Love

[Mee]

"Hate" by The Plain White T's

Love love love love love love

You were everything I wanted
You were everything a girl could be
Then you left me brokenhearted
Now you don't mean a thing to me

All I wanted was your
Love love love love love love

Hate is a strong word
But i really, really, really don't like you (:huh: :wow: :o :csad: :down)
Now that it's over
I don't even know what I liked about you
Brought you around and you just brought me down
Hate is a strong word
But I really, really, really don't like you
I really don't like you

Thought that everything was perfect (perfect)
Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
Thought you thought that I was worth it
Now I think a little differently

All I wanted was your
Love love love love love love

Hate is a strong word
But i really, really, really don't like you
Now that it's over
I don't even know what I liked about you
Brought you around and you just brought me down
Hate is a strong word
But I really, really, really don't like you
I really don't like you

Now that it's over you can't hurt me
Now that it's over you can't bring me down

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

All I wanted was your
Love love love love love love

(Hate) Hate is a strong word
But I really, really, really don't like you (I really don't like you)
Now that it's over
I don't even know what I liked about you (liked about you)
Brought you around and you just brought me down
(Hate) Hate is a strong word
But I really, really, really don't like you
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
I really don't like you
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
I really don't like you
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
I really don't like you
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh)

[CAH]

"Bela Lugosi's Dead"

I forget who it's by, but it's not cool at all to make fun of such a legend!


CAH

[The Chairman]

I love the song, but I most admit, the lyrics are insanely stupid:

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles

Desmond has a barrow in the market place...
Molly is the singer in a band...
Desmond says to Molly "girl I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand...
Obladi oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on...
Obladi Oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on.

Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store...
Buys a twenty carot golden ring... (Golden ring)
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door...
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing... (Sing)
Obladi oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on...
Obladi Oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on.

In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids running in the yard,
Of Desmond and Molly Jones... (Ha ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in the market place...
Desmond lets the children lend a hand...
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face...
And in the evening she still sings it with the band...
Obladi oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on...
Obladi Oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on.

In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids running in the yard,
Of Desmond and Molly Jones... (Ha ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in the market place...
Molly lets the children lend a hand...
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face...
And in the evening she's a singer with the band...
(Yeah), Obladi oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on...
(Yeah), Obladi Oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on.

And if you want some fun...take Ob-la-di-bla-da (Thank you)

[JLBats]

I like that Desmond is, in fact, a transvestite.

[The Chairman]

I like that Desmond is, in fact, a transvestite.

:huh:

[JLBats]

:huh:

It's subtle, but look closely.

(personally I've always felt it was among the worst songs on the White Album)

[The Chairman]

It's subtle, but look closely.

(personally I've always felt it was among the worst songs on the White Album)

Oh, I get it now.

Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face...
And in the evening she's a singer with the band...

I get it now.

And yeah, it's one of the worst songs there. But hey, when it's The Beatles, even there crap is great.

[The Chairman]

That being said, here is what may well be the dumbest song ever:

Ba na na na... Hey! Ba na na.
Ba na na na... Hey! Ba na na.
Ba na na na... Hey! Ba na na.

[Hades]

Oh, I get it now.

Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face...
And in the evening she's a singer with the band...

I get it now.

And yeah, it's one of the worst songs there. But hey, when it's The Beatles, even there crap is great.I remember reading somewhere that John intentionaly put those lyrics in the song to confuse listeners,

[arachnid-guy]

"I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae-bo
and possibly bend you over look back and watch me

[Chorus (2X)]

Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
"

I just heard that song...and saying to myself...whyyyy?

[MaskedManJRK]

Not sure if it's been said yet, but:

"Make 'em say unnnnnnnnnngh...unnnnnnnnnnnngh...na na na na...na na na na..."

[Tobiaswins]

This song by the beatles comes to mind

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G’JOOB.
Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run. I’m crying - I’m crying I’m crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. GOO GOO G’JOOB.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. G’JOOB, G’GOO, G’JOOB.
Expert texpert choking smokers
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!
See how they smile,
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied. I’m crying.
Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna
Man you should have seen the kick in Edgar Allen Poe.
I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB
GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.

[Mee]

That song is, like, awesome. :huh:

[Abaddon]

"Drop down and get your eagle on girl"

[Karea07]

basically any song by Gwen Stefani or Fergie

[Mr Sparkle]

"Bela Lugosi's Dead"

I forget who it's by, but it's not cool at all to make fun of such a legend!


CAH


:rolleyes::cmad:blasphemy!:cmad::rolleyes:

[NyteWing]

Good song, but.....

I was there
When the bear
Ate his head
Thought it was a candy
Everyone goes in the end

Knock knock on the door
Who's it for?
There's nobody in here
Look in the mirror my friend

[Batman1939]

Good song, but.....

I was there
When the bear
Ate his head
Thought it was a candy
Everyone goes in the end

Knock knock on the door
Who's it for?
There's nobody in here
Look in the mirror my friend

Hahahahaha thats funny :O

[Ben Urich]

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
[snip]

Hey! :cmad:
That is me and my fianceé's song! :cmad:

[Not Jake]

Let's
waste
time

cha
sing
cah-ars

a-round
our
heads

[Caliber]

Anything by the Black Eye Peas is the worst so far.

[Norkie]

Well I think that mainly all of todays "Punk" music is terible and I only wish I was born in the good ol days I hate when all my freinds listen to bands like "simple plan" and other nonsense. but hey I if you listen to that kinda of music and like it then good for you.

[Guyverjay]

We close our eyes by Go West

Inside everyone hides one desire
Outside no one would know
Danger close to edge of the knife
Safer not to let go
And while we miss chances
You can almost hear time slipping away

chorus
We close our eyes we never lose a game
Imagination never lets us take the blame
We close our eyes to see the final frame
We close our eyes to time slipping away

No show Wednesday girl waits with the wine
She knows just what to say
While no one listens
You can almost hear time slipping away

repeat chorus

We can talk to strangers
We are burning with the spark
And we can walk on water
We are tigers in the dark
We are burning

We close our eyes

Heroes never give into the night
He knows how far he can run
And as he surrenders
You can almost hear time slipping away

Do these lyrics mean ANYTHING???

[Hades]

We close our eyes by Go West

Inside everyone hides one desire
Outside no one would know
Danger close to edge of the knife
Safer not to let go
And while we miss chances
You can almost hear time slipping away

chorus
We close our eyes we never lose a game
Imagination never lets us take the blame
We close our eyes to see the final frame
We close our eyes to time slipping away

No show Wednesday girl waits with the wine
She knows just what to say
While no one listens
You can almost hear time slipping away

repeat chorus

We can talk to strangers
We are burning with the spark
And we can walk on water
We are tigers in the dark
We are burning

We close our eyes

Heroes never give into the night
He knows how far he can run
And as he surrenders
You can almost hear time slipping away

Do these lyrics mean ANYTHING???
That sounds like the type of song a World of Warcraft devotee would listen to, when he's masturbating, then afterwords he'd cry, and go out for a hike on the outskirts of town, and be eaten by giant horses, with wolfheads.

[Batman1939]

Anything by the Black Eye Peas is the worst so far.


My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump :D

[ComicChick]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

-Katy Perry

[Pyroschik]

I don't know if this counts but this was the theme song to a show on MTV that was called the "Andy Milonakis Show"

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

-Katy Perry

Ugh. I can't stand that song anymore especially due to that line alone. So annoying. :cmad:

[TinkTonks]

So many bad lyrics....hard to know where to begin!

I totally agree with the inclusion of that Katy Perry one :/

[Rain Dog]

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When theyre around they make me feel
Like Im the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They dont care if Im a one way mirror
Theyre not frightened by my cold exterior

They dont ask me questions
They dont want to scold me
They dont look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isnt this fun
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too

They dont care about my inclinations
Theyre not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh its a mistake
Uh oh Im in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too . . .

And I dont care what people say
And I dont care what people think
And I dont care how we look walking down the street

Bad lyrics? These are hilarious! I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. Danny Elfman doesn't strike me as a pedophile.

[Heffer Wolf]

Well I think that mainly all of todays "Punk" music is terible and I only wish I was born in the good ol days I hate when all my freinds listen to bands like "simple plan" and other nonsense. but hey I if you listen to that kinda of music and like it then good for you.

Whoia, Simple Plan is not a punk band. Do not judge new Punk on these guys. Now a band like the flatliners, thats a new punk band that is awesome.

anyways, dumb lyrics, hows bout:

Let me tell you about the sad man, Shut up and let me see your jazz hands

[redhawk23]

I still love this song, I am however, aware that the lyrics are impossibly retarded.

Pink floyd- Bike

I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work


That song is dumb but I'm not going to lie, I used to listen to it everyday walking home, piper at the gates of dawn is such a goofy album.

[Mace Dolex]

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly."

"Don't tell my heart; my achy breaky heart..."

"She bangs! She bangs!"

"Will it ever stop yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow."
I think these songs were made for people to get on the floor and dance so who cares what the lyrics are.

Personally for me I like a good song with a good beat to it, I never listen to the lyrics.

[redhawk23]

Sorry if this is already posted but I didn't see it, and none of it came up in a search

The motherload of dumb lyrics, that boarders on self parody.
ICP's Miracles.

If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen sh## that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and f###ing shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
F###ing rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherf###ing magic Right?
This ****'ll blow your f###ing mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
F###ing magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherf###ers lying, and getting me pi$$ed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
there's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this b###
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) ****'s crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles

[<(o_o)>]

Come On Down To The Farm

Hey! I turned on the television, just to watch the evening news
What I saw made me want to crawl right thru that tube.
They were talking about a wedding, but they only showed two men.
So I fired off an e-mail with an invite just for them.

Chorus:

Come on down to the farm.
Come on out to the barn.
You won’t see two roosters walking arm in arm.
They couldn’t make a chicken; they don’t have an egg to hatch.
When God said love your brother, I don’t think he meant like that.

Now in that little e-mail, I commenced to tell them how,
Two mares can’t make a stallion; two bulls can’t make a cow.
Why it takes a male to be male for the species to go on.
There’ll be no reproduction if the plumbing is all wrong.

Chorus:

Now we used to teach out children all about the birds and bees.
Now the world is telling them, do anything you please.
We need to get back to the Bible, back to the gospel truth.
Cause a million happy ganders, never gonna make a single goose.

Chorus:

Video of the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tryw3dC8kOk

[Mr.Webs]

Anything by Kesha I think qualifies.:o

And 'Bicycle' is a brilliant song, albeit with some terrible lyrics.

[redmarvel]

This song repeats the same word 18 times in a row.

"Jump Around" by House of Pain (and I find it a pain whenever I hear this song played)

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus]

I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]
I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

[Chorus]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk *****
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

[Chorus]
Jump [32x]

Yo, this is dedicated
To Joe, da flava, Dakota
Grag yo bozac, punk

[Mr.Webs]

If I were to post the 'Friday' lyrics in here, I think we would be forced to just close the thread.:o

[redmarvel]

Actually, I looked up the lyrics to Friday and they're not that bad. It's just the whole thing together that's so bad. I couldn't get past one minute of her song. Whereas I can listen to "Eight Days a Week" by the Beatles once a day without it getting annoying but when you actually read the lyrics, they're not that great:

Ooh I need your love babe,
Guess you know it's true.
Hope you need my love babe,
Just like I need you,Ooo.

Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love babe,
Eight days a week.

Love you ev'ry day girl,
Always on my mind.
One thing I can say girl,
Love you all the time,ooh


Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love girl,
Eight days a week.

Eight days a week
I love you.
Eight days a week
Is not enough to show I care.

Ooh I need your love babe,
Guess you know it's true.
Hope you need my love babe,
Just like I need you.

Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love babe,
Eight days a week.

Eight days a week
I love you.
Eight days a week
Is not enough to show I care.

Love you ev'ry day girl,
Always on my mind.
One thing I can say girl,
Love you all the time.

Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love babe,
Eight days a week,
Eight days a week,
Eight days a week.

[Mr.Webs]

Oh yeah, big time agreed, Red. For instance, look at the lyrics of 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)' by The Beatles. Another one in which the lyrics are just not there. But that's my favorite song off that WHOLE amazing, iconic album. SO there.:o

Also on youtube, a guy redid 'Friday' singing like Bob Dylan on an acoustic guitar...sounded freaking great. I loved the Hell out of it actually.

[Gamma Burst]

Here are some 'pseudo-deep' lyrics. Quite dumb.

I slipped away
I slipped on a little white lie

We got heads on sticks
You got ventriloquists
We got heads on sticks
You got ventriloquists

Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed

Rats and children follow me out of town
Rats and children follow me out of town
Come on, kids . . .

[Ernie]

Most Rihanna songs and the 'Sexyback' chorus:

[Chorus]
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

[obin_gam]

[ Doublepost ]

[obin_gam]

I love everything that Blue Öyster Cult have done. But there is one line of lyrics, in "Magna Of Illusion", that has always flabbergasted me:

Now of these books in Grandad's keep
Some of them were new but mostly they were old

Its a great song, but when that line comes up I always cringe haha, I mean, its so utterly stupid and simple and I dont know... like duuuuuh!

[Manorly]

"I got it baby!
And I'm a MC
I move the ground like Moses.
Like the Red Sea,
I wear red like roses
Go against me you be dead like roses
Spittin' at yo head for bread like toastas."

I dig rap and all that, but this has to be one of the worst lines I've heard in m life.

[BatmanBeyond]

"She said her name was Shaiyeeda /I could tell her mama feed her" :doh:

No ****, sherlock.

[Joker]

There's one line in Lil' Wayne's section of the Kanye West song "See You In My Nightmare" that makes me cringe whenever I listen to it...

"You think your s*** don't stink
but you are Mrs. P U"

[FVD]

I love Jorn Lande but his lyrics have never really been a strong suit. Times he's recited

"Her hair as black as coal..."

"Darker than coal in the core of my soul."

"Touched by evil darker than coal."

What's his obsession with coal lol!