All-Time Worst Movie Quotes

[That-Guy]

I have to say the worst line ever uttered on film had to be from the movie Boiler Room where Giavanni Ribisi says to his girlfriend:

"I need some chocolate love."


I got stoned after I saw that with a friend and we spent hours repeating that line and laughing our ass off about it.

[Honey Vibe]

"The closer I get to you.." -- ugh, I just can't finish it. It was that drivel that Anakin Skywalker was saying to Padme. Makes me want to up-chuk :mad:

[Obi-Ron]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

~~ZAP~~

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

[The Joker]

"it's turkey time, gobble gobble"- J'Lo requesting oral sex from Ben Affleck in Gigli

[UltimateBatman]

"talk to the hand!" -Arnold in T3

[Spidey_Freak]

Pft! That line owned!

[Dr.Dude]

Dude, I can't believe no one mentioned this on a superhero board!:eek: Okay, Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin.

"Hey, cool party!" :mad:

Freeze had a lot of bad lines like this, but that one has gotta be the definitive worst one.

[Vapor]

Originally posted by Obi-Ron
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

~~ZAP~~

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

Where's that from? It's familiar but I can't remember where i'e heard it from.

[Archangel]

^-- X-men

[WarBlade]

Un-namable rot to follow . . .
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind"... that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom -- not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win today, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, "we will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight... We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate... our Independence Day!"

Go Aliens! It's natural selection baby! Wipe us all out! :mad:

[Bathrat]

"whoa"

[caretaker14]

Hey! I like that line from ID4! Hmmmmm... Let me think...




(sits at computer for a full 24 hours)





"Never leave home without it."

George Clooney: Batman and Robin: Speking of a credit card.

[Honey Vibe]

Originally posted by The Joker
"it's turkey time, gobble gobble"- J'Lo requesting oral sex from Ben Affleck in Gigli *busts out laughing* Ok, now I've got to see that movie

[Crimson_Dynamo]

"Oh, it's so warm"

the old guy from Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

[Matt]

Worst video game line ever

Girl: Where are we going?

Arc: We'll just keep flying until we run out of gas.

----LAst line of Resident Evil Gun Survivor

[Honey Vibe]

"I hate you" -- Nemo to Dad, Finding Nemo :rolleyes:

[Crimson_Dynamo]

"I hunch" Tobey Macguire Spider-Man

[Honey Vibe]

What was so bad about that one?

[the a1ant]

I'm not a stripper...I'm a dancer!" - Elizabeth Berkley 'Showgirls'

[ramon]

"mr frodo, i am your sam"

[Geo7877]

"Freddy died by fire, Jason by water, how can we use that?" - Lori, FvsJ

"I'm no man!." - Whatever the hell her name is, ROTK

"He's jealous, he's holding me back!" - Anakin Skywalker, Episode 2

"It's another holly jolly christmas." - Some guy, Jack Frost 2

"Hello. I'm Bond, James Bond."
"Hi, wanna sleep with me?"
"Alright
- James Bond and some girl, Every James Bond movie :p

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiit, Well I do believe you're ****ed. Shiiiiiiiiiiiit" - Cop, 25th Hour

[Obsidian]

"It's you whos' out, Gobby! Out of your mind!" :rolleyes:

[fireman9586]

"Alright, everyone....chill" - Freeze, B and R

"Good call, my young Padawan" - Obi-Wan, ep 2

[darth_coolius]

kitty want whip

[Archangel]

"We're not safe awake or asleep!" - Kia(?) Freddy VS Jason

Apparently Jason is against killing people in their sleep...

[Daredevil-1]

Originally posted by Archangel
"We're not safe awake or asleep!" - Kia(?) Freddy VS Jason

Apparently Jason is against killing people in their sleep...

You moron, "asleep" was referring to Freddy!

[Jspider13]

Originally posted by fireman9586
"Alright, everyone....chill" - Freeze, B and R


That line kicked ass.

Arnold was the best thing that happened in that movie. :rolleyes:

[Daredevil-1]

"Wat killed da dyno-sores? De Ice Aaage!!!!" Ahnold, Batman and Robin

"Wait, Jason was killed by water, Freddy by fire, how can we use that?" The best part is that everyone just ignores her when she says that, as if they themselves know how lame it is.

"Justice is served." Affleck from Daredevil. I love the movie, but for some reason that line always makes me cringe.

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Matt
Worst video game line ever

Girl: Where are we going?

Arc: We'll just keep flying until we run out of gas.

----LAst line of Resident Evil Gun Survivor

Reminds me of the last line of The Thing.

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Reminds me of the last line of The Thing.

But that line kicked ass. I can't remember it clearly though. :o

[The Ghoul]

"ah! the hellspawn in his larva stage, now listen you'll start going through some changes, you'll get hair in funny places then you'll start thinking about girls" Clownie/ Violator in Spawn

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by Obi-Ron
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

~~ZAP~~

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

GUH! **shudder** i cringe every time that line approaches and i pray it doesnt happen!! great film, but why david hayter, why?

[Archangel]

Originally posted by Daredevil-1
You moron, "asleep" was referring to Freddy!


...Obviously, but just because Freddy only kills people while they're asleep doesn't mean that Jason only kills people if they are awake.:rolleyes:

[LadyVader]

The dumbest thing ever uttered in a movie has got to be:

"Eddie: Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms."

Followed closely by:

"Snake and Eddie are riding in the hi-jacked police car; and Eddie is coming up to the two main Airport signs
Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?"

[The Green Goblin]

I like him but....every George Strait line in Pure Country.

Now go on...get on out of here, before I...sue your ass so fast it'll make your head swim.

WTF? sue your ass?

[Danger Mouse]

"Messa Jar Jar Binks!"

[The Green Goblin]

LOL, that's for sure. ^

[That-Guy]

"You are...so beautiful" (Affleck to Garner in Daredevil)

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" and closely by "I like the tuna" (Fast and the Furious)

EVERY line in FF: The Spirits Within

"Will you help me?" (George Clooney to every character at some point in Batman and Robin)

"In the real world when you kill people they die." (Antitrust)

[CFE]

Aunt May: DEEEEEELIVEEERRRRR UUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Goblin: Finish it....FINISH IT!!!!!!

Aunt May: FFFRRRRROOOOOOMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Goblin: HA HA!!!!

[Honey Vibe]

CFE, just had to hit the nail right on the head didn't you http://fool.exler.ru/sm/nzd.gif

[ultimatefan]

Batman and Robin has tons of all-time worst lines.

- Hi Mr. Freeze, I´m Batman.

Robin - I want a batmobile!

Batman - That´s why Superman works alone.

Freeze - Hell is going to freeze!!

Batman Returns has one that still stings me in the head.

Batman just beat Catwoman.

Catwoman - How could you do this to me? I´m a woman!
Batman - Oh, I´m sorry...

(then she beats him)

Pearl Harbor

The kids:
- Home of the free.
- Land of the brave.

Affleck - God, you´re beautiful.

Later in the movie...

Affleck - God, you´re beautiful.

[The Green Goblin]

From "Batman"

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Beetlejuice-Man: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Bad seed. Mean. Hurt people.

(The Joker: I like him already). <---- see that's good.

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Beetlejuice-Man-: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!

that's not. ^ :(

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Master Chief
But that line kicked ass. I can't remember it clearly though. :o

Childs: What are we gonna do?
MacReady: Why don't we just wait here for a while... see what happens.

:D But the coolest line was just before that...

Childs: How will we make it?
MacReady: Maybe we shouldn't.

:D I love this film.

[That-Guy]

Originally posted by COMICFILMEXPERT
Aunt May: DEEEEEELIVEEERRRRR UUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Goblin: Finish it....FINISH IT!!!!!!

Aunt May: FFFRRRRROOOOOOMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Goblin: HA HA!!!!


Good one. I love Spider-Man but boy, did that movie have some bad lines.


Here are some more:

"PANCAKES! PANCAKES!" (Cabin Fever)

"I'm a director. I direct." (Scream 3)

[Dr.Dude]

Originally posted by wareagle
From "Batman"

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Beetlejuice-Man: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Bad seed. Mean. Hurt people.

(The Joker: I like him already). <---- see that's good.

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Beetlejuice-Man-: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!

that's not. ^ :(
I agree about the line being somewhat "Whaaaaaaat...?" if you get my meaning, ;) but your habit of calling him "Beetlejuice man" is acting scarily similar to Mr. Parker...:eek: :p ;)

[The Green Goblin]

Originally posted by Dr.Dude
I agree about the line being somewhat "Whaaaaaaat...?" if you get my meaning, ;) but your habit of calling him "Beetlejuice man" is acting scarily similar to Mr. Parker...:eek: :p ;)

You're right...MAN-BEETLEJUICE sounds better. :D

[Savage]

Originally posted by ultimatefan
Batman Returns has one that still stings me in the head.

Batman just beat Catwoman.

Catwoman - How could you do this to me? I´m a woman!
Batman - Oh, I´m sorry...

(then she beats him)
LOL! I don't think Bats can tell the difference anymore.:D

[Savage]

"My nuts"-Raul Julia-Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...MST3K:D

[Savage]

"I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!!!:mad: "-some maniacal kung fu priest in some retarded zombie movie...

[Max Shrek]

Savage, i think that's from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.

[Dwarf lord]

The frog lightning thing from X-Men

[vibeke_T]

Originally posted by That-Guy
I have to say the worst line ever uttered on film had to be from the movie Boiler Room where Giavanni Ribisi says to his girlfriend:

"I need some chocolate love."


I got stoned after I saw that with a friend and we spent hours repeating that line and laughing our ass off about it.


WAAAA? Thats the best line ever!

[Obi-Ron]

Originally posted by wareagle
You're right...MAN-BEETLEJUICE sounds better. :D

You made me snarf my coffee, wareagle!

[the_ultimate_evil]

Originally posted by Savage
"I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!!!:mad: "-some maniacal kung fu priest in some retarded zombie movie...

do not speak ill of dead alive:mad:

[Kable24]

Blade 1 at the end when Blade tells Frost "Some FotherMucker is always trying to ski up a hill" Or words to that affect.

Storms frog line in X-Men

Spider-Man "We'll meet again Spider-Man"

[The Green Goblin]

Anakin Skywalker: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
[uncomfortable pause] <------.

Bleeecchh! :mad: :(

[Savage]

Originally posted by the_ultimate_evil
do not speak ill of dead alive:mad:
lol. Oh yeah, that's it. Now the other bad memories are flooding through my head.:D .....God, it's amazing what I'll watch at 4 in the morning.:confused:

Blade 1 at the end when Blade tells Frost "Some FotherMucker is always trying to ski up a hill" Or words to that affect.What? That's like the best line of all time! Hell anything Blade says comes out pure gold. :D

[Scott's Girl]

"I think she heard you" HPSS
Toad/Lightning thing from X1

[Gimili]

From Battlefield Earth:

Tribesman: (on the air pilot simulation he's doing) It's just like backing a horse.

[DDRSkata]

Originally posted by wareagle
From "Batman"

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Beetlejuice-Man: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Bad seed. Mean. Hurt people.

(The Joker: I like him already). <---- see that's good.

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Beetlejuice-Man-: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!

that's not. ^ :( Hey, I like that part. :(

[DDRSkata]

Every line in House Of The Dead
Most lines in Attack Of The Clones, especially that line about sand. *shudders*
Every line in Phantom Menace
Every line in Batman & Robin
Everything that comes out of Two Face and Riddler's mouths in Batman Forever

[benwad934]

Even though I really liked the rest of the movie, I hate when the stupid girl says "Freddy died by fire, Jason by water, how can we use that?" In Freddy vs Jason. God I hate that line.

[Daredevil-1]

Spider-Man has some terrible, terrible lines...and you don't really realize just how many until they're all gathered here...

[Doomed_hero]

Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."


The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP


Heard smarter talk from a mute man.

[Gamera]

i gotta say
this thread is awesome

[Savage]

Originally posted by Doomed_hero
Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."


The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP


Heard smarter talk from a mute man. LOL! God that's so true.:D

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Yea the Spidey script sucked so much that the movie grossed 400+ million dollars :rolleyes:

[The Hero]

"SLEEEEEEEEEEP"-Spider-Man

[Rizor]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Yea the Spidey script sucked so much that the movie grossed 400+ million dollars :rolleyes: You do know that scripts have little to do with box office. That's why horrible films manage to do so well and get sequel after sequel. Not that SM was horrible, but it did have some bad dialogue.

[LadyVader]

"It's the car right? Chicks love the car."

Batman would never utter a line that stupid. Not to mention that he would never use the word "chicks". At least I hope so!

[Scott's Girl]

Originally posted by Doomed_hero
Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."


The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP


Heard smarter talk from a mute man.
not to forget:
"I'll Be Back"
lmao:p

[Kable24]

Originally posted by LadyVader
"It's the car right? Chicks love the car."

Batman would never utter a line that stupid. Not to mention that he would never use the word "chicks". At least I hope so!

Actually, that was Robin who said that.

It's the car, chicks dig the car.

[hippie_hunter]

From Army of Darkness:

"I know I am bad, but I feel so good"

Hearing that line made me change the channel, Army of Darkness was just too corny

[WallCrawl]

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within: "Oh, it's warm."

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Savage, i think that's from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Please don't tell me thats an actual movie.:eek:

[The Green Goblin]

Spider-Man: Norman as he is strapped... "Oh...cold.

[Dr.Dude]

Originally posted by hippie_hunter
From Army of Darkness:

"I know I am bad, but I feel so good"

Hearing that line made me change the channel, Army of Darkness was just too corny
It was supposed to be too corny.:mad: :p ;)

[Jeanne]

"Lets go hunt some orc" (Aragorn, FOTR.) It jolts me from beautiful Tolkien epic into bad American action film.

[The_Ghost_Rider]

Mr freezes attempt to make his henchmen sing in Batman and Robin ...

"NOW SING ! SING !" (hence men try to sing to frosty the snow man)
Note : Mr freeze has fluffy slippers in that scene ! :eek:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by The_Ghost_Rider
Mr freezes attempt to make his henchmen sing in Batman and Robin ...

"NOW SING ! SING !" (hence men try to sing to frosty the snow man)
Note : Mr freeze has fluffy slippers in that scene ! :eek: Actualy,I think it was the Snow Miser song.

[The_Ghost_Rider]

What ever it was it was f*(king corny ...

Infact im quite scared that you remembered ... :o

[The Green Goblin]

Peter Parker: [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man]
I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/wuerg/vomit-smiley-014.gif

[The Hero]

"I must break you"-from some Rocky movie

[Sandman138]

I'm a bad guy, but I'm not a ****ing bad guy. Dusk till Dawn

[Duende Verde]

" ICE to see you" - Mr Freeze

[WallCrawl]

Originally posted by duende verde
" ICE to see you" - Mr Freeze

Was that actually from Batman and Robin or was that McBain from the Simpsons?

[Savage]

Originally posted by The Hero
Please don't tell me thats an actual movie.:eek:
...:D
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007CVRX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
:D

[Mr.Bush]

Super Mario Bros.:

Cop: Your name
Mario: Mario Mario
Cop: Your name
Luigi: Luigi Mario

[LadyVader]

Originally posted by Kable24
Actually, that was Robin who said that.

It's the car, chicks dig the car.

As I remember it, and I could be wrong, Batman said this line -or something to that effect- when Chase called him with the bat-signal in Batman Forever. :rolleyes:

I wouldn't have a problem if it was robin who said it...

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by LadyVader
As I remember it, and I could be wrong, Batman said this line -or something to that effect- when Chase called him with the bat-signal in Batman Forever. :rolleyes:

I wouldn't have a problem if it was robin who said it...

Yeah, maybe. I think they both said it, Bats in Forever and Robin in B&R. A crappy ass movie paying homage to a crappy ass movie.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Savage
...:D
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007CVRX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
:D BWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!:D :D :D LOL!!

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Jeanne
"Lets go hunt some orc" (Aragorn, FOTR.) It jolts me from beautiful Tolkien epic into bad American action film. I like that line.It's his previose line about "Holding true to each other" that makes me cringe every time.

[The Hero]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

~~ZAP~~

"The same thing that happens to everything else"
Do you know who wrote that line?

Joss Whedon.

Out of everything they could have taken from his script...they chose that.:(

[Jack Bauer]

"Pop, you're not going to believe this." "Oh, I think I might."

"I can't drive this thing!" "Learn!"

[Mee]

Padme': You're breaking my heart!

[Poetic Chaos]

I'm a bad guy, but I'm not a ****ing bad guy. Dusk till Dawn

It's "I may be an a$$h0le but I'm not a Fv(kin' a$$h0le."

and that lines classic.

[JLBats]

Do you know who wrote that line?

Joss Whedon.

Out of everything they could have taken from his script...they chose that.:(

Joss maintains that 99 percent of what killed the line was Halle's delivery.

He also did the "You're a dick" exchange.

[Clerk]

Transporter 2

Jason: "Im sorry your flight has been cancelled."

Badguy: "Im sorry YOU have been cancelled!"

[Shuley]

"Look, you can't just go around killing people" T2

[Carmine Falcone]

Transporter:

He's a bastard, but he's still my father.

You're always complaining, except when we make love. Then you say nothing.

and the worst:

You don't need your mouth to pee.

:(

[WorthyStevens]

...:D
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007CVRX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
:D

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D

[theoneandonly]

how are we gonna get there.... i cant swim : juggernaut x-men 3

[Carmine Falcone]

how are we gonna get there.... i cant swim : juggernaut x-men 3

You gonna let me outta here? I gotta pee.

:(

[theoneandonly]

everyone was laughing

i was like why are you laughin
HE CANT ACT

[Kent]

About half of the suggestions in this thread aren't bad dialogue/lines, just bad delivery...

But just so we're clear "You gonna let me outta here? I gotta pee." is absolutely atrocious.

[GekigangerV]

The lines in Blade Trinity by Drake

"Mother F&#%er . . . I like that."

and

"Are you read to die . . . Mother . . . F&#%er"

were both pretty bad.

There were several lines in the Street Fighter movie that were really bad, but they were so bad that I enjoy them.

[Kent]

There were several lines in the Street Fighter movie that were really bad, but they were so bad that I enjoy them.

"I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a ***** Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it!"

LOL

[BatMatt]

Actually, that was Robin who said that.

It's the car, chicks dig the car.
No, in Batman Forever Batman said "It's the car right? Chicks dig the car"
In Batman and Robin, Robin said "I want a car, chicks dig the car"

A line so awful it was used twice. Then again Batman and Robin is basically just an awful awful rehash of Batman Forever, an average at best movie.

[Sentinel X]

Batman Returns has one that still stings me in the head.

Batman just beat Catwoman.

Catwoman - How could you do this to me? I´m a woman!
Batman - Oh, I´m sorry...

(then she beats him)

Are you kidding me that was awsome!!..then she says something like "never trust a *****"...:up:


Prepare for the worst line ever, from Child's play:
CHUCKY: Wiat Andy Im your friend
Andy lights a match
ANDY: This is the end...my friend!

[Strange]

Anything said by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[thealiasman2000]

"All right everybody...FREEZE!.", Batman & Robin

-"JOHNNY SAID ****E TO THE KING!", The Libertine

-"What am I, chooped liver? Wait, nevermind.", Ants in the Pants

-"A woman like me always falls on her feet", Catwoman

-anything that comes out of Jessica Alba's mouth in "Fantastic Four"

-anything that comes out of Srah Michelle Gellar's mouth in pretty much everything she's ever done

-"Actually, it should be 'stupid beeyatch'.", Charlie's Angels

-"That homicidal beeyatch may be our only wait out of here", Resident Evil

-"Don't be so nosy", Son of the Mask

-"STOP!", Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

[rowan sjet]

Joss maintains that 99 percent of what killed the line was Halle's delivery.

He also did the "You're a dick" exchange.
TBH, I really can't see how that line can be delivered without it sounding bad. But I'm happy that he also came up with the best line in the movie. It balances out the scales.:wolverine

[theoneandonly]

spiderman 2 (the spiderman films are my favourtie films but i hate this line)

guy: SPIDERMAN JUST STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZAS

[The Question]

GUH! **shudder** i cringe every time that line approaches and i pray it doesnt happen!! great film, but why david hayter, why?

Actually, Joss Whedon wrote that line. Still, I don't see what'
s so bad about that line.

[C.F. Kane]

Pull The String! Pull The String!

[Carmine Falcone]

Give me a milk STEVE

:D

[iceberg325]

The infamous storm line in X1. The whole frog/ lightning line sucked!!!!!!

[xwolverine2]

"you have no idea how powerful madness can be" ray liota-dungeon siege-uwe boll

[iceberg325]

"you have no idea how powerful madness can be" ray liota-dungeon siege-uwe boll

I saw the trailer for it lol. Seems like another Uwe stinker lol.

[Bat Attack]

"Hi Freeze, I'm Batman".

[iceberg325]

"Chill"- Mr. Freeze batman and robin

Freezes henchman " I hate when people talk during the movie" Mr. Freeze batman and robin

[Bat Attack]

"I'll grab your rocks", poison ivy. That line makes me cringe.

[theoneandonly]

"Chill"- Mr. Freeze batman and robin

Freezes henchman " I hate when people talk during the movie" Mr. Freeze batman and robin

it seems every line on this thread is from batman

[Warhammer]

The lines in Blade Trinity by Drake

"Mother F&#%er . . . I like that."

and

"Are you read to die . . . Mother . . . F&#%er"

were both pretty bad.

There were several lines in the Street Fighter movie that were really bad, but they were so bad that I enjoy them.

Oh God.
Street Fighter had the worst quotes of any movie in history, but I love them. :D

M. Bison: You have made me a very happy man.
Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

All that, and every line in the final fight.

[Herr Logan]

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Batman Begins

:wolverine

[Warhammer]

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Batman Begins

:wolverine

Hey, that is one of my favorite quotes from any movie. :mad:

[Herr Logan]

Hey, that is one of my favorite quotes from any movie. :mad:

Well aren't you just adorable! :)

:wolverine

[That-Guy]

WOW... Talk about the thread that time forgot. Seeing this oldie but goodie back up on the boards is like when they made that Crocodile Dundee sequel 13 years after the previous one (only the difference is, this doesn't thoroughly suck).

Here are some bad quotes off the top of my head:

"I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!" - Pirates of the Caribbean

(I don't have the wording to this one exactly right, but it was something like this...) "She is in perfect health. We cannot find anything wrong with her. Yet she is dying. She has lost the will to live." - Star Wars Episode III

[Immortalfire]

(I don't have the wording to this one exactly right, but it was something like this...) "She is in perfect health. We cannot find anything wrong with her. Yet she is dying. She has lost the will to live." - Star Wars Episode III That's not so much a bad line, but rather a retarded plot factor. He can't think of a real reason for Padme to bite it, after what; 30 years since he "wrote the back story" as he claimed? Yeah George, you're every bit the genius members at theforce.net make you out to be.

[xwolverine2]

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Batman Begins

:wolverine
i love that line.......its sweet.:up: :(

[Herr Logan]

i love that line.......its sweet.:up: :(
I know you do, xwolverine2, I know...

You can't help whom or what you love, no matter how unworthy they are. :(

:wolverine

[Fanticon]

"Suck my d*ck!"-Demi Moore...G.I. Jane...umm...yikes.

[JLBats]

I know you do, xwolverine2, I know...

You can't help whom or what you love, no matter how unworthy they are. :(

:wolverine

The line's not actually terrible, within context.

But then, most people in these threads don't look at context, since it muddles perfectly uncreative snark.

Have at it.

[xwolverine2]

I know you do, xwolverine2, I know...

You can't help whom or what you love, no matter how unworthy they are. :(

:wolverine
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??!??!?:confused:

[Herr Logan]

The line's not actually terrible, within context.

But then, most people in these threads don't look at context, since it muddles perfectly uncreative snark.

Have at it.

You can delude yourself if it makes you feel better about your so-called standards, but I always consider the context when it comes to superhero movies.

Also, you're not one to talk about uncreative snark.

:wolverine

[Abaddon]

TBH, I really can't see how that line can be delivered without it sounding bad. But I'm happy that he also came up with the best line in the movie. It balances out the scales.:wolverine


Joss meant as just a throwaway line not intended to be delivered dramatically. Still uncharacteristic of Storm though.

[Poeman]

"pikachu i choose you"

[The Hero]

"My body is a movie...and your penis is the star."-The Sweetest Thing

[Mr. Credible]

okay, not so much a quote, but...

in batman begins, before batman jumps off the roof to go fight ras, and down syndrome girl asks him "you could die, at least tell me your name!" and he says the line "it's not who i am underneath... blah blah blah." that is the worst thing i've ever heard. i mean, don't get me wrong, i don't mind the "it's not who i am underneath" line, but the line the katie asks him, the way he responds with that quote is just so damn out of place it makes me mad.

she could have simply said, "you could die, at least tell me who you are underneath your mask!" and then he could say "it's not who i am underneath, etc..."

sloppy sloppy writing, in my opinion.

[JLBats]

You can delude yourself if it makes you feel better about your so-called standards, but I always consider the context when it comes to superhero movies.

Also, you're not one to talk about uncreative snark.

:wolverine

Do you really?

You see, I think the delivery of the line, and some of the stuff leading up to it, might have been bad. But the line itself, as a callback, as a moment of revelation, as a philosophical viewpoint, seems perfectly fine to me.

And I don't snark. I feel like snark, or cheap cynicism, is beginning to play out as a comic sensibility. And I’ve always felt that the nihilistic approach to comedy is inherently limiting. It’s not particularly clever, and it’s so openly hostile that it even puts other people on the defensive, even if they aren't the targets of it.

[hpwiz89]

"pikachu i choose you"

Have to agree on that one.:o

[Herr Logan]

Do you really?
I'm sorry, but I missed the part where I'm in awe of the sheer brilliance of two scene fragments that could have easily been cut from the movie without any negative effect.

You see, I think the delivery of the line, and some of the stuff leading up to it, might have been bad. But the line itself, as a callback, as a moment of revelation, as a philosophical viewpoint, seems perfectly fine to me.
It was never an appropriate "philisophical viewpoint" in the first place, much less warranting a callback. The Batman doesn't need to hear that from anybody once he's already spent years training to become someone who acts for the benefit of the city and is clearly defined by those actions. It was never a valid line in the first place, and I honestly can't conceive of how a writer who supposedly understands this character would think this was a worthwhile idea.
Actually, I think I can. WB forced a superfluous, meaningless love interest into the film for marketing reasons, and this line is there to give the Batman a way to needlessly divulge his identity.

I'm thrilled that it seems "perfectly fine" to you. Can't you be happy for me and my irrational hatred of extraneous platitudes in movies that are only cheapened by them?

And I don't snark. I feel like snark, or cheap cynicism, is beginning to play out as a comic sensibility. And I’ve always felt that the nihilistic approach to comedy is inherently limiting. It’s not particularly clever, and it’s so openly hostile that it even puts other people on the defensive, even if they aren't the targets of it.
Yes, I clearly have put you on the defensive. So sorry about that, really. I'll try really hard to never again criticize a worthless theme in a movie to which people seem to staple their egos. Criticizing the movie obviously equates to attacking you and others personally, so, again, I'm terribly sorry.
Remember that you were the one who made this an argument, not me, so take responsibility for your own failings.

If you don't understand that the context of the entire film makes that line completely unneccesary and condescending to the audience, then why don't you try not talking to me. Save us both the trouble of teaching you how to think for yourself instead of hitching your wagon to a commercial product that you had no hand in creating.

:wolverine

[JLBats]

I'm sorry, but I missed the part where I'm in awe of the sheer brilliance of two scene fragments that could have easily been cut from the movie without any negative effect.



It was never an appropriate "philisophical viewpoint" in the first place, much less warranting a callback. The Batman doesn't need to hear that from anybody once he's already spent years training to become someone who acts for the benefit of the city and is clearly defined by those actions. It was never a valid line in the first place, and I honestly can't conceive of how a writer who supposedly understands this character would think this was a worthwhile idea.


I think that's sort of the whole point of the line. Yes, Batman has been taking action. Rachel doesn't know this. In another way, it demonstrates that Bruce's playboy act is at least relatively effective; Rachel buys it.

Now, if she had said the line to him with full knowledge of his "extra-curricular" activities, I would completely agree with you. Worthless line that makes no sense for the character. But she didn't know. And that was the point. Batman saying the line later is a way of finally showing her that he indeed HAS been taking action. Whether or not Rachel should have ever found out is not the argument here, since I agree with you on that point.



Actually, I think I can. WB forced a superfluous, meaningless love interest into the film for marketing reasons, and this line is there to give the Batman a way to needlessly divulge his identity.

I'm thrilled that it seems "perfectly fine" to you. Can't you be happy for me and my irrational hatred of extraneous platitudes in movies that are only cheapen by them?


I disagree. Is it the defining theme of the movie? Certainly not. But it's hardly extraneous, since the meat of act two is largely concerned with the concept of Bruce forming his two parallel identities. Taken as a platitude on its own and with no connection to this struggle, yes, it might seem extraneous. I, on the other hand, think it sums up the point of act two nicely. Perhaps it could have been done in a more subtle way, yes, or with more finesse, but ultimately it's entirely functional.


Yes, I clearly have put you on the defensive. So sorry about that, really. I'll try really hard to never again criticize a worthless theme in a movie to which people seem to staple their egos. Criticizing the movie obviously equates attacking you and others personally, so, again, I'm terribly sorry.
Remember that you were the one who made this an argument, not me, so take responsibility for your own failings.


You've misunderstood. My original reference to snark was not intended as an explicit attack on you. I'm sorry if it came off that way. My comment about cheap snark as a comic sensibility is less an evaluation of my feelings towards you then it is a completely divergent topic, although it does sum up my feelings towards conversation on the Internet sometimes, although certainly not this one.

I do not "staple my ego" to Batman Begins. Hardly. I enjoy film, however, (as a famous director whose name escapes me at the moment) as the distillation of theme into an understandable and enjoyable formula, so yes, I do perhaps get a tad overzealous in my defence of certain films and their (perhaps undeserving) themes and motifs. If I have, at any point, given off the impression that I felt personally attacked by your critique of a line from Batman Begins, I apologise.


If you don't understand that the context of the entire film makes that line completely unneccesary and condescening to the audience, then why don't you try not talking to me. Save us both the trouble of teaching you how to think for yourself instead of hitching your wagon to a commercial product that you had no hand in creating.

:wolverine

I think I've described already why I think the line fits, if it is perhaps a bit clunky. I don't think that the line was necessarily condescending to the audience. Yes, it handed some major themes of the second act to the audience on a platter, but most superhero movies do this, and, indeed, most films in general.

Clunky? Yes. Entirely superfluous and worthy of the title of "Worst movie quote"? Hardly.

[Katsuro]

okay, not so much a quote, but...

in batman begins, before batman jumps off the roof to go fight ras, and down syndrome girl asks him "you could die, at least tell me your name!" and he says the line "it's not who i am underneath... blah blah blah." that is the worst thing i've ever heard. i mean, don't get me wrong, i don't mind the "it's not who i am underneath" line, but the line the katie asks him, the way he responds with that quote is just so damn out of place it makes me mad.

she could have simply said, "you could die, at least tell me who you are underneath your mask!" and then he could say "it's not who i am underneath, etc..."

sloppy sloppy writing, in my opinion.

did you even watch the first half of the movie? He was repeating to her what she said to him earlier in the film. It wasn't out of place at all.

[Herr Logan]

I think that's sort of the whole point of the line. Yes, Batman has been taking action. Rachel doesn't know this. In another way, it demonstrates that Bruce's playboy act is at least relatively effective; Rachel buys it.

Now, if she had said the line to him with full knowledge of his "extra-curricular" activities, I would completely agree with you. Worthless line that makes no sense for the character. But she didn't know. And that was the point. Batman saying the line later is a way of finally showing her that he indeed HAS been taking action. Whether or not Rachel should have ever found out is not the argument here, since I agree with you on that point.




I disagree. Is it the defining theme of the movie? Certainly not. But it's hardly extraneous, since the meat of act two is largely concerned with the concept of Bruce forming his two parallel identities. Taken as a platitude on its own and with no connection to this struggle, yes, it might seem extraneous. I, on the other hand, think it sums up the point of act two nicely. Perhaps it could have been done in a more subtle way, yes, or with more finesse, but ultimately it's entirely functional.



You've misunderstood. My original reference to snark was not intended as an explicit attack on you. I'm sorry if it came off that way. My comment about cheap snark as a comic sensibility is less an evaluation of my feelings towards you then it is a completely divergent topic, although it does sum up my feelings towards conversation on the Internet sometimes, although certainly not this one.

I do not "staple my ego" to Batman Begins. Hardly. I enjoy film, however, (as a famous director whose name escapes me at the moment) as the distillation of theme into an understandable and enjoyable formula, so yes, I do perhaps get a tad overzealous in my defence of certain films and their (perhaps undeserving) themes and motifs. If I have, at any point, given off the impression that I felt personally attacked by your critique of a line from Batman Begins, I apologise.



I think I've described already why I think the line fits, if it is perhaps a bit clunky. I don't think that the line was necessarily condescending to the audience. Yes, it handed some major themes of the second act to the audience on a platter, but most superhero movies do this, and, indeed, most films in general.

Clunky? Yes. Entirely superfluous and worthy of the title of "Worst movie quote"? Hardly.


I appreciate your taking the time to explain your argument and explain your intent. I still emphatically disagree, but I still appreciate it (and I'm not being sarcastic this time).

I don't think there's much more to say about this. I am deeply disappointed that there is anyone here who has extensive knowledge of the Batman (at least I'm assuming you do), or at least a basic understanding of the somewhat altered character of the movie in his own context, who believes that this was a line of dialogue that either needed to be added to the script or can exist in the final cut without being condescending toward the audience and cheapening the film somewhat, but dissappointment is one of the defining qualities of this internet community. There's nothing to be done about that, I suppose.

:wolverine

[imdaly]

Anakin: You are so... beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.


Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.


Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


Padme: Hold me, Ani! Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!


Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere. Not like things here. Everything here is smooth... and soft.



...:D
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007CVRX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
:D

I SOOOOOO just ordered this off of Amazon.com :D:up:

It's a MUSICAL!!! JESUS saves LESBIANS!! How can this NOT be the greatest thing ever??

[logansoldcigar]

Savage, i think that's from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.

OIts from a peter jackson movie called Brain Dead. funny as hell the movie, especially if you see the line in context.

[The Amazing Lee]

"I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!!!:mad: "-some maniacal kung fu priest in some retarded zombie movie...

Don't EVER diss braindead/dead Alive. ever again. that line kicks arse ;)

[kane9321]

any words that jar-jar binks spoke

[That-Guy]

Not sure if these have been posted before, but...

"Uh thaynk sumpthin' bounced up intuh muh unduhcarriage!" - Jessica Simpson in her lame Southern accent in Dukes of Hazzard

"My name is Kira, now. And I'm a new animal." - The Chronicle Ridiculousness... er, I mean, The Chronicles of Riddick

"What's your name, honey? Valentine? I love that name!" - Richard Dreyfuss, playing the most sterotypical gay character in movie history, hitting on a guy while the two of them are seconds away from falling to their deaths in a burning elevator shaft (Poseidon)

Every line in the movie Aeon Flux.

[The Hero]

Nothing can quite top Myra Breckinridge's "I'm getting aroused watching my niece on tv!".

And if that doesn't tear the screams right out of your throat,she was actually his nephew.There's also "your *** nephew became your niece two years ago in Copenhagen and is now free as a bird and happy in being the most extraordinary woman in the world! "

And who could forget "Where are my tits!? Where are my tits!?"?The entire movie is like a so-bad-it's-good quote generator.

[That-Guy]

Stallone: Well, look at you. One punch and you're Pancho Villa.
Benjamin Bratt: Who?
- Demolition Man (Apparently they don't have history books in the future.)


Will Ferrell: Acting's not that hard. - Bewitched (Had this line been spoken by someone even REMOTELY CAPABLE of acting, there would be nothing wrong with it, but, well...)

Every line Richard Gere said in "First Knight."

Every line by any character in "xXx: State of the Union."