Welcome Class, to Room 666...Again

[The Spawn]

What is Napalm?
By Chelsie Vandaveer

October 8, 2002

Suggested Reading: Click here.

In the early days of World War II, chemists with the Chemical Warfare Service jelled gasoline using latex from the Para rubber tree (Hevea brasiliensis (Willdenow ex A. Jussieu) Müller Aargau). Jelled gasoline shot further from flamethrowers, stuck to the target better, and burned longer. With the advent of the U.S. entering the war in the Pacific, latex for the production of rubber was in short supply.

A team of chemists led by Louis Fieser at Harvard were the first to create a substitute for latex to gel gasoline. The Merck Index (1989) describes the mixture as "a coprecipitated aluminum soap from naphthenic acids and the fatty acids of coconut oil developed early in 1942 for the preparation of gasoline advertisement


for incendiary munitions." Naphthenic acids are corrosives found in crude oil; palmitic acids occur naturally in coconut (Cocos nucifera Linnaeus) oil. Naphthenic and palmitic acids--Napalm.

Napalm (trade name) is a powder. Mixed with gasoline, it is a tactical weapon used to remove vegetative cover and instill fear. Napalm had an effect no one expected. Gilbert Dreyfus (Napalm and its Effects on Human Beings, 1967?) wrote "During the Second World War, troops found Japanese shelters which had been struck by Napalm bombs in which all the occupants were dead without having been burned at all. These soldiers had died, apparently without pain, and with an expression of fright and surprise frozen on to their faces...."

Air contains approximately twenty percent oxygen. When Napalm ignites, it rapidly deoxygenates the available air. Oxygen is replaced with carbon monoxide (CO) as a result of incomplete combustion. As little as 0.4 percent CO is fatal in one hour because of the high affinity between carbon monoxide and hemoglobin. Napalm creates a localized atmosphere of at least 20 percent carbon monoxide.




The Carnegie Endowment for International Peace has an excellent article by Gert G. Harigel, Chemical and Biological Weapons: Use in Warfare, Impact on Society and Environment. To read this report, click on the link:

http://www.ceip.org/files/publications/Harigelreport.asp?p=8&PublicationID=630

The Virginia Center for Digital History, University of Virginia has an article, The Man Who Invented Napalm. To read the article, click on the link:

http://www.vcdh.virginia.edu/PVCC/mbase/docs/napalm.html

[Bloody Vixen]

Elaborate the Illuminati Society, please?

[The Spawn]

A Satanic Plot for a One World Government
The World Conspirators: the Illuminati



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Who controls the monies

The Pilgrims of Saint Michael firmly believe that the nucleus of all evil stems from those who control the monies of the world, whom we generally refer to as the International Bankers. But one word we seldom here about, much less understand, is the Illuminati.

The Illuminati are elite men, those on the top, who control the International Bankers to control, for evil purposes, the entire world. Their agentur are bred, educated, and trained to be placed behind the scenes at all levels of government. As experts and advisers, they mould government policy so as to further the secret plans of their masters. They lure people away from God by offering them money, the world, the flesh, and the devil.

Those who direct the Illuminati are against Christ and for Satan. They always remain in the dark, unidentified, and generally unsuspected. They use all peoples to serve their diabolical purposes. They divide to conquer, supplying arms and money to both sides, instigating people to fight and kill each other, in order to be able to achieve their objectives. they foster the terrorism of atomic warfare and deliberately cause world famine. Their primary goal is to form a one world government to have complete control of the entire world, destroying all religions and governments in the process.

Recently I came across a tape entitled «The History of the Illuminati» by Myron Fagan in which Mr. Fagan explains in detail what the Illuminati is, how it started, and their conspiracy to form a one world government by the end of the 20th Century. Following are excerpts taken from this tape, based on William Guy Carr's book, "Pawns in the Game". The subtitles are from the "Michael" Journal.

Melvin Sickler



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by Myron Fagan
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Behind the United States and its Constitution is a small group of men whose sole objective is to enslave the whole world and humanity in their satanic plot for a one world govenment. Now to give you a very clear picture of this satanic plot, I will go back to its beginning, back to the middle of the 18th Century, and name the men who put that plot into action.

This satanic plot was launched back in the 1760's when it first came into existence under the name of the Illuminati. This Illuminati was organized by one Adam Weishaupt who became a convert to Catholicism and later a Catholic priest. Then, at the request of the Financiers, he defected from the Catholic Church, and organized the Illuminati which was financed by the International Bankers.

Every war since then, beginning with the French Revolution, has been promoted by the Illuminati operating under various names and guises. I say under various names and guises because, after the Illuminati was exposed and became too notorious, Weishaupt and his co-conspirators began to operate under various other names.

But why did the world conspirators chose the word "Illuminati" for their satanic organization? Weishaupt himself said that the word is derived from Lucifer and means «holders of the light».

The Luciferian conspiracy

Weishaupt was a Jesuit-trained professor of Canon Law, teaching in Inglecot University, when he defected from Christianity to embrace the Luciferian conspiracy. This was in 1770. He began to write out the master plan that was designed to give the Synagogue of Satan, so named by Jesus Christ, ultimate world domination so they could impose the Luciferian ideology on what would remain of the human race after the final social cataclysm by use of satanic despotism.

Weishaupt completed his task on May 1, 1776. (Communist nations continue to yearly conduct celebrations on May 1st in honor of this great event.) That was the day Weishaupt officially completed his plan which required the destruction of all existing governments and religions. That objective was to be reached by dividing the masses of people into opposing camps in ever increasing numbers on political, social, economic, and other issues, the very conditions we have in the United States today. The opposing sides were then to be armed, and incidents were to be provided which would cause them to fight and weaken themselves, gradually destroying national governments and religious institutions.


The plan of operation

The main features of the Weishaupt plan of operation required his Illuminati to do the following things to help them to accomplish their purpose:

1. Monetary and sex bribery was to be used to obtain control of men already in high places in the various levels of all governments and other fields of endeavor. Once influential persons had fallen for the lies, deceits, and temptations of the Illuminati, they were to be held in bondage by application of political and other forms of blackmail, threats of financial ruin, public exposure, and physical harm, even death to themselves and loved members of their families.

2. The Illuminati who were on the faculty of colleges and universities were to cultivate students possessing exceptional mental ability and who belonged to well-bred families with international leanings, and recommend them for special training in Internationalism. Such training was to be provided by granting scholarships, like the Rhodes Scholarship, to those selected by the Illuminati. All such scholars were to be first persuaded and then convinced that men of special talent and brains had the right to rule those less gifted on the grounds that the masses do not know what is best for them physically, mentally, and spiritually.

3. All influential people who were trapped to come under the control of the Illuminati, plus the students who had been specially educated and trained, were to be used as agents and placed behind the scenes of all governments as experts and specialists. They would advise the top executives to adopt policies which would, in the long run, serve the secret plans of the Illuminati's one world conspiracy, and bring about the destruction of the governments and religions they were elected or appointed to serve.

4. They were to obtain absolute control of the press so that all news and inforation could be slanted to convince the masses that a one world government is the only solution to our many and varied problems. They were also to own and control all the national radio and TV channels.

After reading these four points of strategy, we have to admit that our mass communications media is controlled at all levels, and that at all levels our governments are also infiltrated and controlled, just like Weishaupt had planned back in the 1700's. Unfortunately, few people are aware of this fact, which is why they make little sense out of many of the world events that take place today.

Let us now go back to the first days of the Illuminati.

Because Britain and France were the two greatest world powers in the late years of the 18th Century, Weishaupt ordered the Illuminati to foment the colonial wars, including the Revolutionary War in America, to weaken the British Empire. They were also ordered to organize the French Revolution in order to destroy the French Empire.

Weishaupt scheduled the French Revolution to start in 1789. However, in 1784, a true act of God placed the Bavarian Government in possession of evidence which proved the existence of the Illuminati. And that evidence could have saved France if they, the French Government, had not refused to believe it.


An act of God

What was this act of God? Let me explain.

It was in 1784 that Weishaupt had issued his orders for the French Revolution. A German writer named Zwack had put these orders into book form which contained the entire Illuminati story and Weishaupt's plan. A copy of this book was sent to the Illuminates in France, who were headed by Robespierre, whom Weishaupt had delegated to foment the French Revolution. The carrier was struck and killed by lightning as he rode on his way from Germany to France. The police found the subversive documents on his body, and turned them over to the proper authorities.

After a careful study of the plot, the Bavarian Government ordered the police to raid Weishaupt's newly organized lodges of the Grand Orient and homes of his most influential associates. All additional evidence thus discovered convinced the authorities that the documents were genuine copies of the conspiracy by which the Illuminati planned to use wars and revolutions to bring about the established. (Note: This is exactly in line with the United Nations plot of today.)

In 1785, the Bavarian Government outlawed the Illuminati, and closed the lodges of the Grand Orient. In 1786, they published all the details of the conspiracy, the English title of that publication being "The Original Writings of the Order and Sect of the Illuminati". Copies of the entire conspiracy were sent to all the heads of Church and State in Europe. But the power of the Illuminati was so great that this warning was ignored. Nevertheless, «Illuminati» became a dirty word, and it went underground.

At the same time, Weishaupt ordered Illuminates to infiltrate into the lodges of Blue Masonry, and form their own secret societies within all secret societies. Only Masons who proved themselves internationalists, and those whose conduct proved they had defected from God, were initiated into the Illuminati.

In order to infiltrate into Masonic Lodges in Britain, Weishaupt invited John Robison over to Europe. Robison was a high degree Mason in the Scottish Rite. He was a professor of natural philosophy at Edinburgh University and secretary of The Royal Society of Edinburgh. Robison did not fall for the lie that the objective of the Illuminati was to create a benevolent dictatorship, but he kept his reaction to himself so well that he was entrusted with a copy of Weishaupt's revised conspiracy for study and safekeeping.

Because the warnings about the Illuminati were ignored, the Revolution broke out in 1789, as scheduled by Weishaupt. In order to alert other governments to their danger, Robison published, in 1789, a book entitled "Proof of a Conspiracy to Destroy All Governments and Religions", but his warnings were also ignored.


The Napoleonic Wars

The men who had directed the French Revolution decided to engage in another international plot. This time they organized the Napoleonic Wars to topple several more of the Crowned Heads of Europe.

One branch of the Financiers financed Napoleon, while another branch financed Britain, Germany, and other nations. Of course, both branches received their orders from the masterminds of the Illuminati.

Immediately after the Napolionic Wars, the Illuminati assumed that all the nations would be so desperate and so weary of wars that they would be glad for any solution. So the stooges of the Illumiati set up what they called «The Congress of Vienna». At this meeting they tried to create the first league of nations, their first attempted one world government. They held the theory that all the Crowned heads of the European Government were so deeply in debt to them that they would willingly or unwillingly seve as their stooges. But the Czar of Russia caught on to the plot, and completely torpedoed it. The enraged Financiers then vowed that some day they would destroy the Czar and his entire family. And this very threat was later accomplished in 1917.

We must bear in mind that the Illumianti was not set up to operate on a short-range basis. Normally, a conspirator of any type enters into a conspiracy with the expectation of achieving his objective during his own lifetime. But that was not the case with the Illuminati. True, they hoped to accomplish their objective during their lifetime but, paraphrasing "the show must go on", the Illuminati operates on the very long-range basis. Whether it will take scores of years or even centuries, they have dedicated their descendants to keep the plot going until they hope the conspiracy is achieved.

The disastrous rebuff at the congress held in Vienna by the Czar of Russia did not by any means destroy the Illuminati conspiracy; it merely forced them to adopt a new strategy. Realizing that the one world idea was, for the moment, killed, the Illuminati decided that, to keep their power, they would have to tighten their control of the money system of the European nations.

To control the economy

Earlier, the outcome of the Battle of Waterloo had been falsified. The Financiers had spread a story that Napoleon had won that battle, which brought about a panic on the stock market in England. All stocks had plumped down to practically zero. The International Bankers then bought all the stocks for virtually a penny on its dollar value, which gave them complete control of the economy of Britain and, virtually, of all Europe.

Immediately after the congress held in Vienna, the International Bankers forced Britain to set up a new bank of England, which they controlled absolutely, and which they still control to this very day.

Weishaupt died in 1830, but prior to his death, he prepared a revised version of the age-old conspiracy of the Illuminati, which, under various names, was to organize, finance, direct, and control all international organizations and groups bu working their agents into executive positions at the top.

The revolutionary program

In 1848, Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto, under the direction of one group of Illuminists, while Professor Karl Ritter of Frankfurt University wrote the anti-thesis, under the direction of another group of Illuminists. the idea was that those who direct the overall conspiracy could use the differences of those two so-called ideologies to enable them to divide larger and larger members of the human race into opposing camps so that they could be armed and then brainwashed into fighting and destroying each other. And, in particular, to destroy all political and religious institutions.

The work Ritter started was continued after his death and completed by the German so-called philosopher, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche. Nietzsche helped to develop Racism and then Naziism, which was used to foment World War I and II.

In 1834, the Italian revolutionary leader, Giuseppe Mazzini, was selected by the Illuminati to direct their revolutionary program throughout the world. He served in that capacity until he died in 1872. But some years before he died, Mazzini had enticed an American general named Albert Pike into the Illuminati. Pike was fascinated by the idea of a one world government, and ultimately he became the head of this Luciferian conspiracy.

Between 1859 and 1871, Pike worked out a military blueprint for three world wars and various revolutions throughout the world which he considered would forward the conspiracy to its final stage in the 20th Century.

World wars

The First World War was to be fought so as to enable the Illuminati to destroy Czarism in Russia, as vowed by the International Bankers after the Czar had torpedoed his scheme at the congress held in Vienna, and to transform Russia into a stronghold of atheistic Communism. The differences stirred up by agents of the Illuminati between the German and British Empires would be used to foment this war. After the war would be ended, Communism was to be built up and used to destroy other governments and weaken religions.

The Second World War, when and if necessary, was to be fomented by using the controversies between fascist and political Zionists. During this war, International Communism was to be built up until it equaled in strenght that of the United Christendom. When it reached that point, it was to be contained and kept in check until required for the final social cataclysm.

The Third World War is to be fomented by using the so-called controversy agents of the Illuminati would stir up between political Zionists and the leaders of the Moslem world. That war is to be directed in such a manner that all of Islam and political Zionism, Israel, will destroy each other while, at the same time, the remaining nations, once more divided on this issue, will be forced to fight themselves into a state of complete exhaustion - physically, mentally, spiritually, and economically. The stage will then be set to put the one world government into operation.

A one world government

In the final phases of the conspiracy, the one world government is to consist of a key dictator - the head of the United Nations, the Council on Foreign Relations (the Illuminati group in the U.S.), a few billionaires, the Communists, and scientists who have proven their devotion to the great conspiracy. All others are to be integrated into a vast conglomeration of monopolized humanity, becoming total slaves of the conspiracy.

In the United States, immediately after World War I, the Illuminati set up what they called the Council on Foreign Relations, commonly referred to as the CFR. This CFR is actually the Illuminati now operating in the U.S. Its hierarchy, the mastermind control of the CFR, to a very great extent, are descendants of the original Illuminati conspirators, even though many of them have changed their names to conceal this fact.

There is a similar establishment of the Illuminati in England, operating under the name of the British Institute of International Affairs. There are similar secret Illuminati organizations in France, Germany, and other nations operating under different names. All of these organizations, including the CFR, continuously set up numerous subsidiary or front organizations that are infiltrated into every phase of the various nations affairs. But at all times, the operation of these organizations were and are masterminded and controlled by the Illuminati.

Myron Fagan

[The Spawn]

Of course that title is strictly opninion.

[Alf]

all your doing is googleing a bunch of stuff...right?

:confused:

anyone can do that:o:confused:

[The Spawn]

8/10 of these things I'm copying and pasting, but ask yourself, would you actually do a google search out of nowhere about some of this stuff?

In the last one, 9/10 things were me. Dealing with a new batch of kids this time around, not gonna try to hard.

[Alf]

well

l wouldnt, no


but if l wanted to know about one of these subects, l certainly wouldnt come here asking about it...

[The Spawn]

You'd go straight to google. Exactly.

[The Spawn]

By the way, I get most of these from sites none of you have access to. The only reason people would want me to google this for them is if they wanted the extra post asking me to.

[Alf]

but thats all you're doing:confused:

[The Spawn]

I've taken the liberty to 'look into the future' and reply to your post before you posted it.

[Apocalypse]

Great thread.http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[The Spawn]

Gracias.

[STINK-E]

Originally posted by The Spawn
In the last one, 9/10 things were me. Dealing with a new batch of kids this time around, not gonna try to hard.

lol:D

[Max Shrek]

After Supes thread, explain to me John Titor. It confuses me.

[The Spawn]

You get what I am saying right?

[Max Shrek]

Explain Titor.:mad:

[The Spawn]

Although I go through every single thread here with a fine tooth comb, tell me which one of his threads you are talking about.

[The Spawn]

That other post was aimed at Stink-e

[Max Shrek]

Time Travel or very good hoax?

[The Spawn]

You want the teachers take?

[Max Shrek]

Yes, explain the story.

[The Spawn]

Due to the fact that 'time' is a concept created by man, it can not be traveled. Then again, the word and meaning of 'concept' is another concept created man.

[Max Shrek]

That's your opinon on John Titor?

[The Spawn]

Time travel. My VIEW on Titor will be next.

[The Spawn]

Let me see...if I were to tell you what I think of the whole...story, I'd have to tell you a few things for thinking that way. And such things would make you a skeptic, and me deranged.

[Assassin32]

Tell me the facts and origins of various types of firearms, swords, and other weapons.

[The Spawn]

Guns, Firearms, and Ammunition History (http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blgun.htm)

[Assassin32]

You forgot swords.:mad:

[The Spawn]

Not really...you need to be more narrow. What kind of sword?

[Assassin32]

Katana.

[The Spawn]

Too Narrow:

Traditional Japanese Weapons

The Katana - Not just a weapon, but the soul of bushi.It is the most sophisticated form of the beauty of killing.The more beautiful it is, the more deadly sharpness it has. Katana are distinguished from broadswords for the extremely sharp edge and the slightly curved blade.The beauty of a katana appears on its blade and edge.Its grace form and grim beauty has been fascinating many warriors.


The Wakizashi - Shorter than the Katana (about 68 cm), this sword was worn indoors by the Samurai, because the Katana was too long to fight in small rooms.


The Tanto - This is a small japanese knife from the same steel as the Katana and the Wakizashi. This knife was sometimes worn instead of the Wakizashi.


The Kama - Originaly a farming tool to weed plants. Because the farmers were not allowed to carry weapons they used their tools to defend themselves. This weapon is most know for its use by ninjas.

The BO - A large staff (about 2 M) used as a self defense weapon by the common people, who were not allowed to carry weapons.

The Jo - A shorter staff (about 1.35 M) also used as a selfdefense weapon by the common people.

The Keibo - A small stick (about 35 cm) used for fighting in small area's.

The Ebo - A very small stick (about 15 cm) perfect as a defense weapon and easy to cary around.


The Tonfa - A nightstick with a handle attached to the side of it. many police forces have adopted it to replace the old police baton (nightstick).


The Nunchaku - Two sticks connected by either a small cord or chain. Originally it was used as a farming tool to thresh grain. and the farmers started using them as weapons to defend themselves.

The Shuriken - The word shuriken means ``a dagger hidden in a palm,'' so all daggers small enough to hide in a palm were called by this name. They have many variety in their shape and usage. Some are starlike shaped, and thrown with spin. Some other are needlelike shaped, and thrown just like a throwing dagger. Though a shuriken can hardly penetrate armor protection, it was enough because ninja threw it at unarmed target mainly. Venom was used with shuriken normally.

The Yari - The Japanese spear didn't differ largely from that of other countries. During the Civil War Era, spear was the most standard weapon of bushi.

The Naginata - A pole arm with a single, curved blade on one end, is employed with sweeping, circular motions and, as an extension of the wielder, channels energy in a harmonious display of beauty and precision. The Naginata is a weapon with a rich history, utilized and refined from the Nara Period (710-784 A.D.) to today. Employed initially by the Bushi, it later found itself the specific weapon of the Sohei or Buddhist monks. It is the school of the spear and, as such, is a shafted weapon. The length of its oval shaft varied, from 5' to 8', depending on battle conditions and personal requests. The most striking feature, however, was the blade; it could be anywhere from 10 inches to more than 2 feet, and was sharpened on a single side, fashioned in the manner of either Sakizori or Uchizori. As with most shafted weapons, it was most devastating when utilizing sweeping, circular motions. However, thrusts with the blade and also the heavy Ishizuki on the butt end were acceptable tactical alternatives.


The Jutte - Jutte are implements that were used by the samurai as well as the feudal era police. They were used for trapping the blades edged weapons as well as jabbing, striking and trapping fingers.

The Yumi - The Japanese bow was the main battlefield weapon for the bushi until the 1530's. A typical Japanese bow is 2.3m length, made of bamboo with a string of silk and pine resin. An arrow is made of bamboo and bird feather. Bamboo is the best material for bow in the plant kingdom. Though inferior to modern composite archery bow in penetration and accuracy, it was a deadly weapon, too. Until the musket was brought from Europe in 17th century, the bow was most respected by bushi.

http://victorian.fortunecity.com/duchamp/410/weapons.html

[Alf]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I've taken the liberty to 'look into the future' and reply to your post before you posted it. lol, no you didnt:D

[Assassin32]

Too narrow my ass.:mad: I own a Katana.:)

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifNow tell us about Stone Henge Spawn! What is it, who built it, and what was it used for?

[The Lizard]

Originally posted by E. Bison
Now tell us about Stone Henge .... What is it, who built it, and what was it used for?

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomena
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?
Let me tell ya!
Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!
Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to Allah,
or they're talking to themselves,
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!
You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.
Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness
Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvi****ion!
Elvi****ion!


-- excerpt from Elvis is Everywhere by Mojo Nixon

[The Spawn]

http://by8fd.bay8.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?curmbox=F000000001&a=e67341d8ad61e7932f2410ef9398d6ad&msg=MSG1078006153.13&start=1621635&len=399157&mimepart=31

[The Spawn]

I own 23.

And yes I did. Denial is never the answer.

[Assassin32]

You own 23 Katanas?:confused:

[The Spawn]

Yes.

[Alf]

denial?
nope...
just dont believe it;):o

[The Spawn]

Denial (n):

A refusal to grant the truth of a statement or allegation

[Alf]

oh, well yeah...

l do deny the fact that you took the " liberty to 'look into the future' and reply to your post before you posted it. ":)

[The Spawn]

Denial. Case closed.


Unless you mean to tell me that this 'argument', which you have 'lost' was about something else other than your denial of your denial and now acceptence of it.


Something like...my ability to look into the future and reply to a post not yet posted (Which, this is the second time I have done it)?

[Alf]

l think you know what this 'argument' was about...

like the fact that ''l do deny the fact that you took the " liberty to 'look into the future' and reply to your post before you posted it. " '

[The Spawn]

Clarifyed then.

[C. Lee]

I work with clarifiers at my job ol' boned faced one....but you probably new that already huh?

[The Spawn]

Your sarcasm isn't really comical to me at this point in time oh positive and highly naive one.

[C. Lee]

Why thank you Spawny, you put another smile on my slightly bearded face. And I think at times I wander into the extremely naive territory. :D

[The Spawn]

Be like Puerto rico and continue to stay there.

[C. Lee]

Why not...it's a fun place.....la kooka racha!!!!

[The Spawn]

America isn't that fun.

[C. Lee]

You aren't in Georgetown Kentucky either.

I'm heading down to Stamping Ground now, see ya later.

[The Spawn]

I've been there once or twice.

[Assassin32]

Are there people who are ninjas and samurai this day in age?

[The Spawn]

Sadly, no.

[Assassin32]

Tell me about the archangel Michael. I think he's the angel of war or something.....:confused::)

[The Spawn]

St. Michael the Archangel
(Hebrew "Who is like God?").

St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in heaven against the enemy and his followers. Four times his name is recorded in Scripture:

(1) Daniel 10:13 sqq., Gabriel says to Daniel, when he asks God to permit the Jews to return to Jerusalem: "The Angel [D.V. prince] of the kingdom of the Persians resisted me . . . and, behold Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me . . . and none is my helper in all these things, but Michael your prince";

(2) Daniel 12, the Angel speaking of the end of the world and the Antichrist says: "At that time shall Michael rise up, the great prince, who standeth for the children of thy people."

(3) In the Catholic Epistle of St. Jude: "When Michael the Archangel, disputing with the devil, contended about the body of Moses", etc. St. Jude alludes to an ancient Jewish tradition of a dispute between Michael and Satan over the body of Moses, an account of which is also found in the apocryphal book on the assumption of Moses (Origen, "De principiis", III, 2, 2). St. Michael concealed the tomb of Moses; Satan, however, by disclosing it, tried to seduce the Jewish people to the sin of hero-worship. St. Michael also guards the body of Eve, according to the "Revelation of Moses" ("Apocryphal Gospels", etc., ed. A. Walker, Edinburgh, p. 647).

(4) Apocalypse 12:7, "And there was a great battle in heaven, Michael and his angels fought with the dragon." St. John speaks of the great conflict at the end of time, which reflects also the battle in heaven at the beginning of time. According to the Fathers there is often question of St. Michael in Scripture where his name is not mentioned. They say he was the cherub who stood at the gate of paradise, "to keep the way of the tree of life" (Genesis 3:24), the angel through whom God published the Decalogue to his chosen people, the angel who stood in the way against Balaam (Numbers 22:22 sqq.), the angel who routed the army of Sennacherib (IV Kings 19:35).

Following these Scriptural passages, Christian tradition gives to St. Michael four offices:

To fight against Satan.
To rescue the souls of the faithful from the power of the enemy, especially at the hour of death.
To be the champion of God's people, the Jews in the Old Law, the Christians in the New Testament; therefore he was the patron of the Church, and of the orders of knights during the Middle Ages.
To call away from earth and bring men's souls to judgment ("signifer S. Michael repraesentet eas in lucam sanctam", Offert. Miss Defunct. "Constituit eum principem super animas suscipiendas", Antiph. off. Cf. "Hermas", Pastor, I, 3, Simil. VIII, 3).
Regarding his rank in the celestial hierarchy opinions vary; St. Basil (Hom. de angelis) and other Greek Fathers, also Salmeron, Bellarmine, etc., place St. Michael over all the angels; they say he is called "archangel" because he is the prince of the other angels; others (cf. P. Bonaventura, op. cit.) believe that he is the prince of the seraphim, the first of the nine angelic orders. But, according to St. Thomas (Summa Ia.113.3) he is the prince of the last and lowest choir, the angels. The Roman Liturgy seems to follow the Greek Fathers; it calls him "Princeps militiae coelestis quem honorificant angelorum cives". The hymn of the Mozarabic Breviary places St. Michael even above the Twenty-four Elders. The Greek Liturgy styles him Archistrategos, "highest general" (cf. Menaea, 8 Nov. and 6 Sept.).
VENERATION

It would have been natural to St. Michael, the champion of the Jewish people, to be the champion also of Christians, giving victory in war to his clients. The early Christians, however, regarded some of the martyrs as their military patrons: St. George, St. Theodore, St. Demetrius, St. Sergius, St. Procopius, St. Mercurius, etc.; but to St. Michael they gave the care of their sick. At the place where he was first venerated, in Phrygia, his prestige as angelic healer obscured his interposition in military affairs. It was from early times the centre of the true cult of the holy angels, particularly of St. Michael. Tradition relates that St. Michael in the earliest ages caused a medicinal spring to spout at Chairotopa near Colossae, where all the sick who bathed there, invoking the Blessed Trinity and St. Michael, were cured.

Still more famous are the springs which St. Michael is said to have drawn from the rock at Colossae (Chonae, the present Khonas, on the Lycus). The pagans directed a stream against the sanctuary of St. Michael to destroy it, but the archangel split the rock by lightning to give a new bed to the stream, and sanctified forever the waters which came from the gorge. The Greeks claim that this apparition took place about the middle of the first century and celebrate a feast in commemoration of it on 6 September (Analecta Bolland., VIII, 285-328). Also at Pythia in Bithynia and elsewhere in Asia the hot springs were dedicated to St. Michael.

At Constantinople likewise, St. Michael was the great heavenly physician. His principal sanctuary, the Michaelion, was at Sosthenion, some fifty miles south of Constantinople; there the archangel is said to have appeared to the Emperor Constantine. The sick slept in this church at night to wait for a manifestation of St. Michael; his feast was kept there 9 June. Another famous church was within the walls of the city, at the thermal baths of the Emperor Arcadius; there the synaxis of the archangel was celebrated 8 November. This feast spread over the entire Greek Church, and the Syrian, Armenian, and Coptic Churches adopted it also; it is now the principal feast of St. Michael in the Orient. It may have originated in Phrygia, but its station at Constantinople was the Thermae of Arcadius (Martinow, "Annus Graeco-slavicus", 8 Nov.). Other feasts of St. Michael at Constantinople were: 27 October, in the "Promotu" church; 18 June, in the Church of St. Julian at the Forum; and 10 December, at Athaea.

The Christians of Egypt placed their life-giving river, the Nile under the protection of St. Michael; they adopted the Greek feast and kept it 12 November; on the twelfth of every month they celebrate a special commemoration of the archangel, but 12 June, when the river commences to rise, they keep as a holiday of obligation the feast of St. Michael "for the rising of the Nile", euche eis ten symmetron anabasin ton potamion hydaton.

At Rome the Leonine Sacramentary (sixth century) has the "Natale Basilicae Angeli via Salaria", 30 September; of the five Masses for the feast three mention St. Michael. The Gelasian Sacramentary (seventh century) gives the feast "S. Michaelis Archangeli", and the Gregorian Sacramentary (eighth century), "Dedicatio Basilionis S. Angeli Michaelis", 29 Sept. A manuscript also here adds "via Salaria" (Ebner, "Miss. Rom. Iter Italicum", 127). This church of the Via Salaria was six miles to the north of the city; in the ninth century it was called Basilica Archangeli in Septimo (Armellini, "Chiese di Roma", p. 85). It disappeared a thousand years ago. At Rome also the part of heavenly physician was given to St. Michael. According to an (apocryphal?) legend of the tenth century he appeared over the Moles Hadriani (Castel di S. Angelo), in 950, during the procession which St. Gregory held against the pestilence, putting an end to the plague. Boniface IV (608-15) built on the Moles Hadriani in honour of him, a church, which was styled St. Michaelis inter nubes (in summitate circi).

Well known is the apparition of St. Michael (a. 494 or 530-40), as related in the Roman Breviary, 8 May, at his renowned sanctuary on Monte Gargano, where his original glory as patron in war was restored to him. To his intercession the Lombards of Sipontum (Manfredonia) attributed their victory over the Greek Neapolitans, 8 May, 663. In commemoration of this victory the church of Sipontum instituted a special feast in honour of the archangel, on 8 May, which has spread over the entire Latin Church and is now called (since the time of Pius V) "Apparitio S. Michaelis", although it originally did not commemorate the apparition, but the victory.

In Normandy St. Michael is the patron of mariners in his famous sanctuary at Mont-Saint-Michel in the Diocese of Coutances. He is said to have appeared there, in 708, to St. Aubert, Bishop of Avranches. In Normandy his feast "S. Michaelis in periculo maris" or "in Monte Tumba" was universally celebrated on 18 Oct., the anniversary of the dedication of the first church, 16 Oct., 710; the feast is now confined to the Diocese of Coutances. In Germany, after its evangelization, St. Michael replaced for the Christians the pagan god Wotan, to whom many mountains were sacred, hence the numerous mountain chapels of St. Michael all over Germany.

The hymns of the Roman Office are said to have been composed by St. Rabanus Maurus of Fulda (d. 856). In art St. Michael is represented as an angelic warrior, fully armed with helmet, sword, and shield (often the shield bears the Latin inscription: Quis ut Deus), standing over the dragon, whom he sometimes pierces with a lance. He also holds a pair of scales in which he weighs the souls of the departed (cf. Rock, "The Church of Our Fathers", III, 160), or the book of life, to show that he takes part in the judgment. His feast (29 September) in the Middle Ages was celebrated as a holy day of obligation, but along with several other feasts it was gradually abolished since the eighteenth century (see FEASTS). Michaelmas Day, in England and other countries, is one of the regular quarter-days for settling rents and accounts; but it is no longer remarkable for the hospitality with which it was formerly celebrated. Stubble-geese being esteemed in perfection about this time, most families had one dressed on Michaelmas Day. In some parishes (Isle of Skye) they had a procession on this day and baked a cake, called St. Michael's bannock.

[Assassin32]

Do medieval weapons.

[The Spawn]

http://www.montaguemillennium.com/medieval/Medieval_Hand_Weapons.htm

[Assassin32]

Do home-made bombs and other dangerous stuff that weird white kids make in their mom's basements.

[The Spawn]

For that reason alone....
...I won't.

[Assassin32]

Which reason? The white kids?

[The Spawn]

Yes.

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I've been there once or twice.
Next time stop and eat at Fava's...you won't regret it....well, you might....but others won't.

Go Tigers!! :D

[Assassin32]

Tell me about the home-made bombs, Spawn.:mad:

[The Spawn]

I probably have...I'll have to look at some papers.

[The Spawn]

can't.

[C. Lee]

You save napkins?

[Assassin32]

Because there are crazy white kids on this board who will use your post for ideas?

[The Spawn]

I'm not afraid of those kids. As a matter of fact, I promote kids making bombs.


I do save napkins.

[C. Lee]

Nice.

[The Spawn]

I need my keys to open safe 3 though. 1 and 2 don't have the napkins. The key is in my office.

[C. Lee]

Take your time getting it....I'm about to get off of here for a while anyway. Have a better one.

[Assassin32]

Then why can't you tell me?

[The Spawn]

Because, it goes against my parole.

[Assassin32]

Your P/O knows you post on a super-hero board?

[The Spawn]

They pay me to.

[Assassin32]

Are you not telling me about what the white kids do because you're bitter about the fact that you don't work for S.H.E.I.L.D.?

[The Spawn]

I work for a group better than shield.

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifHe works for Shadaloo! Spawn tell me about Stone Henge. The Lizards post didn't count.

[The Spawn]

http://witcombe.sbc.edu/earthmysteries/EMStonehenge.html

[The Lizard]

Originally posted by E. Bison
The Lizards post didn't count.

Now that just hurts.

You need to embrace your inner Elvis.

[Spidey_Freak]

Tell me about the 9/11 consiparicies.

[The Spawn]

http://www.universalway.org/conspiracies.html#9/11Conspiracy

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gifTell us about real life zombies now and how they are made.

[The Spawn]

CGI

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gifYou're being lazy today Spawn, QUIT IT!

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I work for a group better than shield.

How many times do I have to tell you that that's not true?

Now, since you refuse to tell me about the home-made bombs, tell me about the Mothman.

[The Spawn]

Done already. Guys, stop just callin' **** out.

And you must have never heard of DCX.

[The Lizard]

Beware of the Reptoids (http://www.reptoids.com/Vault/phydes.htm)

[Assassin32]

Which page is the Mothman on?

[The Spawn]

I'd say 3-4.

[Assassin32]

Page 3.:up: Now, tell me about home-made bombs.

[The Spawn]

Anything exceeding vinegar and baking powder I won't discuss.

[Assassin32]

Fine.:mad: Tell me the origin of the female ninja. And, has voodoo been done yet?

[The Spawn]

http://d21c.com/Angel2000/PP2.html

[Assassin32]

You lazy bastard.:D

[The Spawn]

How so?

[Assassin32]

I asked for something specific, and you gave me a site with links so that I could find it myself. But, I'm not complaining, that site does have some awesome links.:up:

[The Spawn]

That's why I gave it to you.

[The Spawn]

No, but people should go out and buy the book. Unless its the material within the book that is of interest.

[The Spawn]

Puzzles, Mysteries, etc.


http://www.danbrown.com/novels/davinci_code/reviews.html

[The Spawn]

I know.

[The Spawn]

John Titor:

http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=214&topic=12847716

[Sarge]

He's copying Alas, Babylon. I read that book this year. Either way, Alas, Babylon is pretty dated, as it was written in the fiftes during the cold war. My diagnosis? Bull****

[The Spawn]

Was the book good?

[Sarge]

yes, very good actually

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Psi Balls
Introduction
Drawing energy you will need energy to make psiballs. Energy comes from many sources, including the sun, moon, earth, nature, water, wind, storms, fire, emotions, and movement. People carry energy with them at all times. However this energy can become drained after some practice of making psiballs. Because of this having other energy sources to draw from can help you avoid getting too tired. Choose an energy source you enjoy to draw energy from. Feel energy from that source flowing into you. You can picture it as a garden hose pouring energy into you, or as a waterfall all around you. You might picture it as light surrounding and filling you, or a fire warming you. The energy surrounds and fills you, raising your energy to a much stronger level. If you begin to feel lightheaded, imagine a connection into the ground to let go of the excess energy. Lightheadedness usually means that you have too much energy and need to let some of it go back into the earth, like grounding an electrical system. As you draw energy, take only what feels appropriate. Don't force it; just gently draw the energy. Forcing it will only make it more difficult to get the right amount of energy. Shaping energy as you draw energy, direct it outward through your hands. Cup your hands as if you were holding a baseball or a ball of cookie dough, with one hand below it and one above it. Picture the energy flowing from your body, through your arms, and out through your hands. Feel the energy swirling and building up between your hands. Make the energy into a ball between your hands, making it more and more dense as you add energy. Let yourself feel the energy between your hands. Notice any push or pull between your hands, any difference in heat, changing density of the air, sparks of light, waviness of the background behind the energy ball, or anything else that changes. If you have difficulty creating a strong enough psiball to feel, try drawing more energy and adding that energy to it. It may take practice to make a strong enough psiball to physically see, but you should be able to feel it fairly quickly. Do not worry if you only feel it, and can not see it; that is normal. You may feel a lot of heat between your hands; this means you have drawn energy through them properly. After you are comfortable making a psiball, try working with friends. Each person starts by creating their own psiball. Then combine all of the psiballs into the center of the circle. Each person continues to add energy to the center. After a few minutes, discuss how each person perceives the energy. As a group, try changing the temperature or the density of the energy. Practice regularly to improve your speed at creating psiballs and your control of them. As you become more comfortable making them, try variations. Make shapes other than a ball; try fire, a pool of water, a crystal, and any other shape you can imagine. Try changing the temperature of the energy, making it extra warm or extra cool. Try making the energy carry different emotions, being agitated or soothing. If you have a willing partner, try using an energy ball to tickle them. Make a large energy ball of happy energy, and cover a friend in it. If you do it with a willing friend, but at a time they don't know what's happening, you can see how strongly it affects how they feel. (This often has the effect of making the receiver very happy and bouncy, as if they've had too much sugar or caffeine.)

Kamehameha! :D

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Psi Balls
Introduction
Drawing energy you will need energy to make psiballs. Energy comes from many sources, including the sun, moon, earth, nature, water, wind, storms, fire, emotions, and movement. People carry energy with them at all times. However this energy can become drained after some practice of making psiballs. Because of this having other energy sources to draw from can help you avoid getting too tired. Choose an energy source you enjoy to draw energy from. Feel energy from that source flowing into you. You can picture it as a garden hose pouring energy into you, or as a waterfall all around you. You might picture it as light surrounding and filling you, or a fire warming you. The energy surrounds and fills you, raising your energy to a much stronger level. If you begin to feel lightheaded, imagine a connection into the ground to let go of the excess energy. Lightheadedness usually means that you have too much energy and need to let some of it go back into the earth, like grounding an electrical system. As you draw energy, take only what feels appropriate. Don't force it; just gently draw the energy. Forcing it will only make it more difficult to get the right amount of energy. Shaping energy as you draw energy, direct it outward through your hands. Cup your hands as if you were holding a baseball or a ball of cookie dough, with one hand below it and one above it. Picture the energy flowing from your body, through your arms, and out through your hands. Feel the energy swirling and building up between your hands. Make the energy into a ball between your hands, making it more and more dense as you add energy. Let yourself feel the energy between your hands. Notice any push or pull between your hands, any difference in heat, changing density of the air, sparks of light, waviness of the background behind the energy ball, or anything else that changes. If you have difficulty creating a strong enough psiball to feel, try drawing more energy and adding that energy to it. It may take practice to make a strong enough psiball to physically see, but you should be able to feel it fairly quickly. Do not worry if you only feel it, and can not see it; that is normal. You may feel a lot of heat between your hands; this means you have drawn energy through them properly. After you are comfortable making a psiball, try working with friends. Each person starts by creating their own psiball. Then combine all of the psiballs into the center of the circle. Each person continues to add energy to the center. After a few minutes, discuss how each person perceives the energy. As a group, try changing the temperature or the density of the energy. Practice regularly to improve your speed at creating psiballs and your control of them. As you become more comfortable making them, try variations. Make shapes other than a ball; try fire, a pool of water, a crystal, and any other shape you can imagine. Try changing the temperature of the energy, making it extra warm or extra cool. Try making the energy carry different emotions, being agitated or soothing. If you have a willing partner, try using an energy ball to tickle them. Make a large energy ball of happy energy, and cover a friend in it. If you do it with a willing friend, but at a time they don't know what's happening, you can see how strongly it affects how they feel. (This often has the effect of making the receiver very happy and bouncy, as if they've had too much sugar or caffeine.)

What the ****? I don't get it. So, supposedly anyone can make these?

[Bloody Vixen]

^_^ Spawn!

Can you list the theories as to how socks keeps getting lost inside the washing machine?

[The Spawn]

Moles.



Yes, anyone can make those.

[Assassin32]

Have you seen it/done it?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gifIt's not moles. It's the badgers selling them in exchange for mushrooms to continue the war against the snakes.

[Assassin32]

It's the underpants gnomes.

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison1.gifYou duma$$! Underpants gnomes only steal underpants!

[S_H_F_4839]

I dont know if this has been stated or not but there is a full moon out tonight here I noticed that before I got to work.

:spidey: :hulk:

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison1.gifYou duma$$! Underpants gnomes only steal underpants!

That's what they want you to think, then they take your socks from right under your nose!

[S_H_F_4839]

Originally posted by Assassin32
That's what they want you to think, then they take your socks from right under your nose!

my socks dont go missing but I got a day or two and there are these huge holes that look like they were cut into my heels I dont know where these holes come from. Like I said they dont steal my socks I just get holes that magically appear on my heels.

:spidey: :hulk:

[The Spawn]

I can make psi balls. But I don't use 'em. I rupture ateries with the palms of my hands, not energy.

[Spidey_Freak]

Tell me of Custer's set up Oh Great Spawn!

[The Spawn]

http://www.iuinfo.indiana.edu/HomePages/100298/text/custer.htm

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I can make psi balls. But I don't use 'em. I rupture ateries with the palms of my hands, not energy.

Can they be used as projectiles to hit people with?

[The Spawn]

If concentrated on.

[Assassin32]

So, hypothetically, I can go to school and start whoopin' ass with psi balls?

[The Spawn]

Yes, hypothetically.

[Assassin32]

I don't buy it.

[The Spawn]

Of course not, you haven't tried it.

[Assassin32]

I'll try it later. Do you know of anything else like psi balls?

[The Spawn]

DEfine 'like'.

[Assassin32]

Psi balls are energy you shoot out of your hands, correct? If so, do you know of any ways people can shoot electricity, fire, ice, or any other crazy-ass **** out of their hands or whatever part of their body?

[The Spawn]

No.

[Bloody Vixen]

Is it possible for us to have more than one "us" in this universe, meaning an alternate life?

[The Spawn]

It seems like you are referring to clones in the first half of your question. And then in the secon,d you seem to be talking about resurrection.

[Bloody Vixen]

?

I meant, like in the movie the One. Can it be possible that somewhere in this vast galaxy there could be a character who had a physical resemblance to us but led different type of lives?

[The Spawn]

No.

[Assassin32]

Can humans get superpowers?

[Assassin32]

Can they?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gifAin't I proof enough with my psycho power?!

[Assassin32]

No.

[The Spawn]

They can.

[Assassin32]

Elaborate.

[The Spawn]

In day dreams and nightmares, humans are able to attain super powers.

[Assassin32]

................you know that's not what I meant.

[The Spawn]

But do you?

[Assassin32]

Not on a regular basis, but yeah, sometimes. Can humans get superpowers? In real life?

[The Spawn]

Depends.

[Assassin32]

On?

[C. Lee]

Adrenalin works wonders.

[The Spawn]

Lee is correct.


Depends on the powers.

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Bloody Vixen
?

I meant, like in the movie the One. Can it be possible that somewhere in this vast galaxy there could be a character who had a physical resemblance to us but led different type of lives?

You misunderstood the movie. These were alternate universes, not just a few galaxies over.

[The Spawn]

Brodie is correct.

[C. Lee]

Saw a quick story about an exoskeleton developed by the military that gives you some added strength too.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Depends on the powers.

Then tell me about the powers.

[The Spawn]

That's up to you really.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Saw a quick story about an exoskeleton developed by the military that gives you some added strength too.

Where?

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
That's up to you really.

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.:up:

[The Spawn]

http://science.howstuffworks.com/exoskeleton.htm

[C. Lee]

In a magazine or on the MSN news page....it had a pic of a guy in it...he had a big back pack attached to it....it said it helped him to move weights too heavy for a man on his own.

[Assassin32]

You still haven't answered my question.

[The Spawn]

You haven't asked it.

[Assassin32]

I told you I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Just tell me about all the superpowers.

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison1.gifThere are no such thing as superpowers. Only supersimpletons. The closest you'll ever get to superpowers is by practicing the ancient old art of the Chi practiced by the Chinese and Karma practiced by the Hindus. This is an old ancient art of breathing techniques which allow a user to manipulate that internal energy summoned by the breathing and manipulated to do amazing feats.

[Assassin32]

Yes there is.:mad:

[The Spawn]

You both are right. But I'm more righter.

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifLet's get away from the supernatural for a little and get into the unnatural. How about some links or post on info such as rare severe genetic mutations and deformities? How about some info on rare genetic conditions?

[Assassin32]

Is righter a word? Anyway, tell me about superpowers.

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Is righter a word? Anyway, tell me about superpowers.
It's righter that what he had there before he changed it. :D

[The Spawn]

That was my signature.

[The Spawn]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=genetic+mutations

[The Spawn]

http://www.sloppynoodle.com/integen.html

[The Spawn]

http://www.mcgill.ca/reporter/10/ts/

[The Spawn]

The Search For Noahs Ark (http://www.parentcompany.com/search_for_noahs_ark/sfna2.htm)

[Assassin32]

Who is more evil?:

A man with a black patch over his right eye
Or
A man with a black patch over his left eye

[Bathrat]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Who is more evil?:

A man with a black patch over his right eye
Or
A man with a black patch over his left eye if you can judge a man's character based on which eye he wears a patch, then you must really be something special.

[Assassin32]

I am.:)

[Assassin32]

Are those links about the genetic mutations supposed to be your answer to my superpowers question?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gifNo one gives a sh#t about your superpowers. If you want them so bad go stick your head in the microwave on high for 10 minutes.

[Assassin32]

I will assassinate you.:mad:

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Hilary_2.gif

[Assassin32]

I like that pic.:D Make more.:mad:

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifIf I can find more with facial expressions that coincide with any given phrase. Unfortunately, the majority of pictures of her are just pics of her smiling mindlessly as if there is nothing else goin on in her head.

[The Spawn]

Left eye.

And they were an answer to Bison's question.

[Assassin32]

Then answer mine.

[The Spawn]

Ask it.

[Assassin32]

Son of a *****. Tell me about ALL the superpowers you know of.:mad:

[The Kingpin]

What weighs more Spawn? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

[The Spawn]

They both weigh a ton.

And there are no such things as super powers in the way you are have excecuted the question.

[Assassin32]

Tell me about the bulletproof skin operations that the military is developing.

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifAfter you done with his question, tell us about the rare diseases Proteus Syndrome, Neurofibromatosis, and any othe freaky rare condition or disease.

[The Spawn]

Bullet proof skin? When I was a kid I did a report on Neurofibromatosis. Handed it in a day after it was assigned.

[The Kingpin]

What does a cow drink?

[The Spawn]

Water.

[The Kingpin]

Darn

[The Spawn]

darn - a euphemism for `damn'

[The Kingpin]

Yeah, most people say milk

[The Spawn]

Most people aren't The Spawn.

[The Kingpin]

Have you ever made a Psyball?

[The Spawn]

Most of the attacks I use that require energy are with my palms. Like a kamehameha motion, but with no ball coming out. The palms of my hands hit the target and send energy through out said targets body. My father could start, pause, and cause heart attacks like that. I try not to do psyballs.

[The Kingpin]

Your father could have been a supervillian

[The Spawn]

He hated comic books.

[The Kingpin]

He still could have stolen money from places by giving the guards heart attacks

[The Spawn]

He was a doctor for about 10 years. Then he quit the hospital he worked for. In those 10 years he'd saved up around one million dollars. He didn't really need to steal the money he had.

[The Kingpin]

How did he know he could create heart attacks? Did he use his superpowers to save patients?

[C. Lee]

If you wanted to be a criminal artist...you wouldn't cause pain or death in committing your crimes.

[The Kingpin]

I know, thats why I said a supervillian, like Doctor Doom. He causes pain and death

[The Spawn]

The heart attack trick he learned a few years before I was born and used it on me a couple of times. He didn't use his 'super powers' on the job. The next job he got he learned a few tricks. My father was indeed an artist...I'm not saying he did anything...but when he was 15 his parents died in a mysterious fire.

[The Kingpin]

Did he teach you how to make the Psyball?

[The Spawn]

No, I taught him.

[The Spawn]

....yes.

[The Kingpin]

Do you know who's in my avatar?

[The Spawn]

Do you?

[The Kingpin]

Yeah, it's Rafer Alston, beyotch!

[The Spawn]

If I can do them with clothes, I can do them without.

[The Spawn]

Rafer Alston > X-mas Kingpin?

[The Kingpin]

Do you watch basketball?


I don't have my Christmas Kingpin anymore, and besides it;s not Christmas. I had the one with the comic an movie Kingpin switching, but I changed it

[The Spawn]

No. I have people do that for me.

[The Kingpin]

Rafer Alston is Skip To My Lou, the streetball legend :o

[The Spawn]

I don't know about legend....

[C. Lee]

I quit watching ball games in the 70's.

[The Kingpin]

Do you know the And1 games they do?

[The Spawn]

Not yet.

[The Spawn]

Erase that '?' at the end.

[The Kingpin]

Oh ****...one of the team members just died....I'm reading it now. RIP Flash. :(

http://www.and1.com/mixtape/default.asp


But go to http://www.and1.com/ and scroll down to the bottom. Look at the Mixtape #6 trailer

[The Spawn]

I'd stomp all those guys in basketball.

[The Kingpin]

Not Skip

[The Spawn]

I'd trip the **** outta Skip. Chomp on him like a potato chip and tell the ***** to pass the dip.

[C. Lee]

Hop skip and stomp...huh Spawny?

[The Kingpin]

Skip would make you get on the floor and kiss his shoes Spawn

[The Spawn]

Pffffffft....Skip would make love to my Converses.

[C. Lee]

Someone has a fetish.

[The Kingpin]

Not only would he make you kiss them, but clean and shine them afterwards

[The Spawn]

I bet you he can't even spell 'shine'.

[The Kingpin]

He can spell "broken ankle"

[C. Lee]

White lightning = shine

[The Spawn]

Can he spell:

"I just got my ass whooped by the man who invented the cross over?"

[The Kingpin]

He wrote it down for you after you played, because you were to confused and mangled to do anything

[The Spawn]

He fouls that much? Damn...i mean, if you can't win a game fair and square, then don't play.

[The Kingpin]

No, you just got dizzy

[The Spawn]

So he put somethin' in my drink?

[The Kingpin]

Your ass

[The Spawn]

I don't know about you, but I consider that a foul.

[The Kingpin]

I don't think "Handing you your ass" is in the rule book

[The Spawn]

If Skip could read, he'd realize it was.

[The Kingpin]

RULE NO. 12-FOULS AND PENALTIES


A. Technical Foul

Section V--Conduct
a. An official may assess a technical foul, without prior warning, at any time. A technical foul(s) may be assessed to any player on the court or anyone seated on the bench for conduct which, in the opinion of an official, is detrimental to the game. A technical foul cannot be assessed for physical contact when the ball is alive.
EXCEPTION: Fighting fouls and/or taunting with physical contact.
b. A maximum of two technicals for unsportsmanlike acts may be assessed any player, coach or trainer. Any of these offenders may be ejected for committing only one unsportsmanlike act, and they must be ejected for committing two unsports-manlike acts.
c. A technical foul called for (1) delay of game, (2) coaches box violations, (3) defensive 3-seconds, or (4) having a team total of less or more than five players when the ball is alive, or (5) an offensive player hanging on his basket ring or backboard, is not considered an act of unsportsmanlike conduct.
d. A technical foul shall be assessed for unsportsmanlike tactics such as:
(1) Disrespectfully addressing an official
(2) Physically contacting an official
(3) Overt actions indicating resentment to a call
(4) Use of profanity
(5) A coach entering onto the court without permission of an official
(6) A deliberately-thrown elbow or any attempted physical act with no con-tact involved
(7) Taunting
e. Cursing or blaspheming an official shall not be considered the only cause for imposing technical fouls. Running tirades, continuous criticism or griping may be sufficient cause to assess a technical. Excessive misconduct shall result in ejection from the game.
f. Assessment of a technical foul shall be avoided whenever and wherever pos-sible; but, when necessary they are to be assessed without delay or procrastination. Once a player has been ejected or the game is over, technicals cannot be assessed regardless of the provocation. Any additional unsportsmanlike conduct shall be reported by E-mail immediately to the Basketball Operations Department.
g. If a technical foul is assessed to a team following a personal foul on the same team, the free throw attempt for the technical foul shall be administered first.
h. The ball shall be awarded to the team which had possession at the time the technical foul was assessed, whether the free throw attempt is successful or not. Play shall be resumed by a throw-in nearest the spot where play was interrupted.
EXCEPTION: Rule 12A--Section I.
i. Anyone guilty of illegal contact which occurs during a dead ball may be assessed (1) a technical foul, if the contact is deemed to be unsportsmanlike in nature, or (2) a flagrant foul, if unnecessary and/or excessive contact occurs.
j. Free throws awarded for a technical foul must be attempted by a player in the game when the technical foul is assessed.
(1) If a substitute has been beckoned into the game or has been recognized by the officials as being in the game prior to a technical foul being assessed, he is eligible to attempt the free throw(s).
(2) If the technical foul is assessed before the opening tap, any player listed in the scorebook as a starter is eligible to attempt the free throw(s).
(3) If a technical foul is assessed before the starting lineup is indicated, any player on the squad may attempt the free throw(s).
k. A technical foul, unsportsmanlike act or flagrant foul must be called for a par-ticipant to be ejected. A player, coach or trainer may be ejected for:
(1) An elbow foul which makes contact shoulder level or below
(2) Any unsportsmanlike conduct where a technical foul is assessed
(3) A flagrant foul where unnecessary and/or excessive contact occurs
EXCEPTION: Rule 12A--Section V--l(5)
l. A player, coach or trainer must be ejected for:
(1) A punching foul
(2) A fighting foul
(3) An elbow foul which makes contact above shoulder level
(4) An attempted punch which does not make contact
(5) Deliberately entering the stands other than as a continuance of play
m. Eye guarding (placing a hand in front of the opponent's eyes when guard-ing from the rear) a player who does not have possession of the ball is illegal and an unsportsmanlike technical shall be assessed.
n. A free throw attempt is awarded when one technical foul is assessed.
o. No free throw attempts are awarded when a double technical foul is assessed. Technical fouls assessed to opposing teams during the same dead ball and prior to the administering of any free throw attempt for the first technical foul, shall be interpreted as a double technical foul.
p. The deliberate act of throwing the ball or any object at an official by a player, coach or trainer is a technical foul and violators are subject to ejection from the game.
q. Elbow fouls, which make contact above shoulder level, and punching fouls, although recorded as both personal and team fouls, are unsportsmanlike acts. The player will be ejected immediately.

Section VI--Fighting Fouls
a. Technical fouls shall be assessed players, coaches or trainers for fighting. No free throws will be attempted. The participants will be ejected immediately.
b. This rule applies whether play is in progress or the ball is dead.
c. If a fighting foul occurs with a team in possession of the ball, that team will retain possession on the sideline nearest the spot where play was interrupted but no nearer to the baseline than the free throw line extended.
d. If a fighting foul occurs with neither team in possession, play will be resumed with a jump ball between any two opponents who were in the game at the center circle.
e. A fine not exceeding $35,000 and/or suspension may be imposed upon such person(s) by the Commissioner at his sole discretion.

Section VII--Fines
a. Recipients of technical fouls for unsportsmanlike conduct will be assessed a $500 fine for the first offense, and an additional $500 for the second offense in any one given game, for a minimum total of $1,000. If a player is ejected on (1) the first technical foul for unsportsmanlike conduct, (2) a punching foul, (3) a fighting foul, (4) an elbow foul, or (5) a flagrant foul, he shall be fined a minimum of $1,000.
b. Whether or not said player(s) is ejected, a fine not exceeding $35,000 and/or suspension may be imposed upon such player(s) by the Commissioner at his sole discretion.
c. During an altercation, all players not participating in the game must remain in the immediate vicinity of their bench. Violators will be suspended, without pay, for a minimum of one game and fined up to $35,000. The suspensions will commence prior to the start of their next game. A team must have a minimum of eight players dressed and ready to play in every game. If five or more players leave the bench, the players will serve their suspensions alphabetically, according to the first letters of their last name. If seven bench players are suspended (assuming no participants are included), four of them would be suspended for the first game following the altercation. The remaining three would be suspended for the second game following the altercation.
d. A player, coach or assistant coach, upon being notified by an official that he has been ejected from the game, must leave the playing area IMMEDIATELY and

B. Personal Foul

Section I--Types
a. A player shall not hold, push, charge into, impede the progress of an oppo-nent by extending a hand, forearm, leg or knee or by bending the body into a posi-tion that is not normal. Contact that results in the re-routing of an opponent is a foul which must be called immediately.
b. Contact initiated by the defensive player guarding a player with the ball is not legal. This contact includes, but is not limited to, forearm, hands, or body check.
EXCEPTIONS:
(1) A defender may apply contact with a forearm to an offensive player with the ball who has his back to the basket below the free throw line extend-ed outside the Lower Defensive Box.
(2) A defender may apply contact with a forearm and/or one hand with a bent elbow to an offensive player in a post-up position with the ball in the Lower Defensive Box.
(3) A defender may apply contact with a forearm to an offensive player with the ball at any time in the Lower Defensive Box. The forearm in the above exceptions is solely for the purpose of main-taining a defensive position.
(4) A defender may position his leg between the legs of an offensive player in a post-up position in the Lower Defensive Box for the purpose of main-taining defensive position. If his foot leaves the floor in an attempt to dis-lodge his opponent, it is a foul immediately.
(5) Incidental contact with the hand against an offensive player shall be ignored if it does not affect the player's speed, quickness, balance and/or rhythm.
c. Any player whose actions against an opponent cause illegal contact with yet another opponent has committed the personal foul.
d. A personal foul committed by the offensive team during a throw-in shall be an offensive foul, regardless of whether the ball has been released.
e. Contact which occurs on the hand of the offensive player, while that hand is in contact with the ball, is legal.
EXCEPTION: Flagrant, elbow and punching fouls.
PENALTIES: The offender is charged with a personal foul. The offended team is charged with a team foul if the illegal contact was caused by the defender. There is no team foul if there are personal fouls on one member of each team or the per- sonal foul is against an offensive player. The offended team is awarded:
(1) the ball out-of-bounds on the sideline at the nearest spot where play was interrupted but no nearer to the baseline than the free throw line extend-ed if an offensive foul is assessed.
(2) the ball out-of-bounds on the sideline where play was interrupted but no nearer to the baseline than the free throw line extended if the personal foul is on the defender and if the penalty situation is not in effect.
(3) one free throw attempt if the personal foul is on the defender and there is a successful field goal or free throw on the play.
(4) two/three free throw attempts if the personal foul is on the defender and the offensive player is in the act of shooting an unsuccessful field goal.
(5) one free throw attempt plus a penalty free throw attempt if the personal foul is on the defender and the offensive player is not in the act of attempting a field goal if the penalty situation is in effect.
(6) one free throw attempt and possession of the ball on the sideline nearest the spot where play was interrupted if an offensive player, or a teammate, is fouled while having a clear-path-to-the-basket. The ball and an offen-sive player must be positioned between the tip-of-circle extended in the backcourt and the basket in the frontcourt, with no defender between the ball and the basket when the personal foul occurs. There must be team control and the new play must originate in the backcourt, including throw-ins, and the offended team must be deprived of an opportunity to score an uncontested basket.
(7) two free throw attempts if the personal foul is for illegal contact with an elbow. The elbow foul may be assessed whether the ball is dead or alive. Free throw attempts are awarded whether the ball is dead, alive, loose or away-from-the-play in the last two minutes of regulation or overtime(s). Contact must occur for an elbow foul to be assessed. It is an unsports-manlike act whether or not there is contact. (See Rule 12A--Section VII-- d(6) for non-contact.) If the deliberate elbow contact is above shoulder level, the player will be ejected. If the elbow contact is shoulder level or below, the player may be ejected at the discretion of the official. In all of these situations, the official has the discretion of assessing a fla-grant foul (1) or (2).
(8) two free throw attempts if a personal foul is committed by a defender prior to the ball being released on a throw-in.
EXCEPTION: Rule 12B--Section X.
(9) two free throw attempts if a personal foul is committed against an offen-sive player without the ball when his team has at least a one-man advan-tage on a fast break and the defensive player takes a foul to stop play.

Section II--By Dribbler
a. A dribbler shall not (1) charge into an opponent who has established a legal guarding position, or (2) attempt to dribble between two opponents, or (3) attempt to dribble between an opponent and a boundary, where sufficient space is not avail-able for illegal contact to be avoided.
b. If a defender is able to establish a legal position in the straight line path of the dribbler, the dribbler must avoid contact by changing direction or ending his dribble.
c. The dribbler must be in control of his body at all times. If illegal contact occurs, the responsibility is on the dribbler.
PENALTY: The offender is assessed an offensive foul. There is no team foul. The ball is awarded to the offended team on the sideline nearest the spot where play was interrupted but no nearer to the baseline than the free throw line extended.
EXCEPTION: Rule 3--Section I--a.
d. If a dribbler has sufficient space to have his head and shoulders in advance of his defender, the responsibility for illegal contact is on the defender.
e. If a dribbler has established a straight line path, a defender may not crowd him out of that path.
PENALTY: The defender shall be assessed a personal foul and a team foul. If the penalty is not in effect, the offended team is awarded the ball on the sideline nearest the spot where play was interrupted but no nearer to the baseline than the free throw line extended. If the penalty is in effect, one free throw attempt plus a penalty free throw attempt is awarded.


Section IV--Flagrant Foul
a. If contact committed against a player, with or without the ball, is interpreted to be unnecessary, a flagrant foul--penalty (1) will be assessed. A personal foul is charged to the offender and a team foul is charged to the team.
PENALTY: (1) Two free throws shall be attempted and the ball awarded to the offended team on either side of the court at the free throw line extended. (2) If the offended player is injured and unable to attempt his free throws, the opposing coach will select any player from the bench to attempt the free throws. (3) This substitute may not be replaced until the ball is legally touched by a player on the court. (EXCEPTION: Rule 3--Section V--e.) (4) The injured player may not return to the game. (5) A player will be ejected if he commits two flagrant fouls in the same game.
b. If contact committed against a player, with or without the ball, is interpret-ed to be unnecessary and excessive, a flagrant foul--penalty (2) will be assessed. A personal foul is charged to the offender and a team foul is charged to the team.
PENALTY: (1) Two free throws shall be attempted and the ball awarded to the offended team on either side of the court at the free throw line extended. (2) If the offended player is injured and unable to attempt his free throws, his coach will select a substitute and any player from the team is eligible to attempt the free throws. (3) This substitute may not be replaced until the ball is legally touched by a player on the court. EXCEPTION: Rule 3--Section V--e. (4) The injured player may return to the game at any time after the free throws are attempted. (5) This is an unsports-manlike act and the offender is ejected.
c. A flagrant foul may be assessed whether the ball is dead or alive.




Section VII--Offensive Fouls
A personal foul assessed against an offensive player which is neither an elbow, punching or flagrant foul shall be penalized in the following manner:
(1) No points can be scored by the offensive team
(2) The offending player is charged with a personal foul
(3) The offending team is not charged with a team foul
EXCEPTION: Rule 3--Section I--a. No penalty free throws are awarded.
(4) The ball is awarded to the offended team out-of-bounds on the sideline at the nearest spot where play was interrupted but no nearer the baseline than the free throw line extended



Section X--Away-From-The-Play Foul
a. During the last two minutes of the fourth period or overtime period(s) with the offensive team in possession of the ball, all personal fouls which are assessed against the defensive team prior to the ball being released on a throw-in and/or away-from-the-play, shall be administered as follows:
(1) A personal foul and team foul shall be assessed and one free throw attempt shall be awarded. The free throw may be attempted by any play-er in the game at the time the personal foul was committed.
(2) If the foul occurs when the ball is inbounds, the offended team shall be awarded the ball at the nearest point where play was interrupted but no nearer to the baseline than the free throw line extended.
(3) If the foul occurs prior to the release on a throw-in, the offended team shall be awarded the ball at the original throw-in spot, with all privileges, if any, remaining.
EXCEPTION: Rule 12-B--Section X-b and c.
b. In the event that the personal foul committed is an elbow foul, the play shall be administered as follows:
(1) A personal foul and team foul shall be assessed and the free throw shoot-er shall be awarded two free throw attempts. The free throw(s) may be attempted by any player in the game at the time the personal foul was committed.
(2) In the event that the offended player is unable to participate in the game, the free throw shooter may be selected by his coach from any eligible player on the team. Any substitute must remain in the game until the ball is legally touched by a player on the court.
EXCEPTION: Rule 3--Section V--e.
(3) The offended team shall be awarded the ball at the nearest point where play was interrupted with all privileges remaining.
c. In the event that the personal foul committed is a flagrant foul, the play shall be administered as follows:
(1) A personal foul and team foul shall be assessed and the free throw shoot-er shall be awarded two free throw attempts. The free throws may be attempted by any player in the game at the time the flagrant foul was committed.
(2) If a flagrant foul--penalty (1) is assessed and the offended player is unable to participate in the game, the substitute will be selected by his coach. The two free throws may be attempted by any of the four remain-ing players in the game. The ball will be awarded to the offended team at the free throw line extended in the frontcourt. The injured player may return to the game.
(3) If a flagrant foul--penalty (2) is assessed and the offended player is unable to participate in the game, the substitute will be selected by his coach. The two free throws may be attempted by the substitute or any of the four remaining players in the game. The ball will be awarded to the offended team at the free throw line extended in the frontcourt. The injured player may return to the game.



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I had to edit some out so it would fit. Your wrong

[The Spawn]

B. Personal Foul

Handing of The Ass:

a. A player shall not hold, push, charge into, impede the progress of an oppo-nent by extending a hand, forearm, leg or knee or by bending the body into a posi-tion that is not normal. Contact that results in the re-routing of an opponent is a foul which must be called immediately.

[The Kingpin]

It's a term. You don't actually hand the player his buttocks

[C. Lee]

If they actually made players read stuff like that and take a test on it...how many you think would pass?

[The Spawn]

Then don't make the implication that he would.

[The Spawn]

None of them would past. Everyone in the NBA is a kid.