Welcome Class, to Room 666...Again

[The Spawn]

http://home.xtra.co.nz/hosts/Wingmakers/Telekinesis.html

[Assassin32]

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img7282973.jpg

What happened?

[The Spawn]

Many explanations.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
He can't get haunted.

But, if he's a non-believer, he can right?

And then when he's being haunted, he'll believe in the ghosts because the !!!!ing things are haunting him right?

So, how long after that until the ghost leave, or what must he do to get rid of them?

And, Robert Gallery better be a bad-ass mofo, or else I'm gonna have to kick your ass.

[The Spawn]

That wouldn't make sense

[Assassin32]

You're drunk.

[The Spawn]

I don't get krunk.

[Assassin32]

Krunk?:D

[Assassin32]

Anyway, can you tell me about the Yakuza now?

[The Spawn]

The Kingpin handled that.

[Assassin32]

No, he didn't.

[The Spawn]

Yes, he did.

[The Kingpin]

Is it possible to raise your IQ?

[The Kingpin]

Oh, and another question, have you read Robert Ludlum(sp?)?

[The Spawn]

IQ is already faulty as is....you can raise it though. And yes I have.

[The Kingpin]

You think he was in the CIA, or something else?

[The Spawn]

Haven't read that anywhere. What book of his have you read?

[Assassin32]

Why don't you want to tell me? Are you going to get whacked?

[The Spawn]

Me? No.

[Assassin32]

Then tell me.:mad: Or, at least give me a valid reason why you won't.

[The Spawn]

i already gave you a valid reason.

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Haven't read that anywhere. What book of his have you read? This will be my first book, The Matarese Circle. My friend read it and he says it was amazing. He thinks he's in the CIA, or some other gov. organization.

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Kingpin your a bastard.:mad: I already know how to get into the Cryps, I just go down the street and make friends with a couple of guys in blue. Nope...

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Nope...

Yup.

[Assassin32]

Can a Hattori Hanzo sword cut through titanium?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/robot.jpgI'm sure it cannot cut through a T-800. What is the future of A. I. ?

[Assassin32]

When will Bison be back?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/robot.jpgOur master will be back next week. Do not fret for he is well.

[The Spawn]

Don't think so...

[Assassin32]

What martial arts do samurai use?

[The Spawn]

Off the top of my head? Karate and Kendo.

[Assassin32]

Ninjutsu?

[The Spawn]

Hell no.

[Abaddon]

was Y2k a government conspiracy?

[Assassin32]

What else?

[The Spawn]

Yes it was. I'll have to search on the other arts. But I'm thinking those are it.

[the overtaker]

spawn whats yur take on bigfoot

[doc ock rules!]

Well, since this thread's about the paranormal, I'd like to share a story.

I'm beginning to learn telekinesis. Lately, I've been hearing voices inside my head. It turns out I had this creature made of fear living inside of me named Rebecca. My grandpa died when I was around four. His spirit came to visit me and I must've been sad and afraid, because Rebecca was made out of my fear at that moment. I absorbed her. She observed me for a few years, but began to get jealous of me. I was a living creature and she never really was. She slowly took my psi energy away from me. She was going to take over my mind when I was seven, but she didn't have enough psi energy. She was supposed to take over my mind a few days ago, but since I was giving my energy to a friend, Rebecca didn't have enough energy to control me. Anyways, I found out about her earlier when I was talking to my friend Danny. We began talking about ghosts and how I had feared them all my life. He began tapping into my subconcious and my mind. He found Rebecca. He went inside my mind to absorb her. She said that I needed her before she was gone. Then, I had to kill all the ghosts that were after me using this thing special golden ball made of energy. I fried them. I felt a lot of my energy coming into me. Then, I had to meditate a few minutes and draw in power. I had to face Rebbeca myself and kill her.

I made a bubble shield and then put a mirror shield on top of it. The shield wouldn't block my energy, but it would block others. I pictured myself out in a meadow. I saw a cloack and began shooting golden psi energy at it. I used some universal energy to make a big gaping hole out of nowhere and forced her in. It took a few minutes to make her enter the hole, but once she did, I closed the hole extremely fast with my mind. :o

I'm not afraid of ghosts anymore.

[The Spawn]

Bigfoot is techinically real. A figment of your imagination turned to truth. You decide whats real, and whats fake.

[Assassin32]

What are the motives of ghosts?

Where do they haunt, and why do they haunt there?

Who do they haunt, and why do they haunt them?

[The Spawn]

What are the motives of ghosts?
-Some have evil intentions, while others have good ones

Where do they haunt, and why do they haunt there?
-The Past

Who do they haunt, and why do they haunt them?
-Read the above two.

[Assassin32]

Could you be a little less vague?

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gifWhat's the difference between a poltergeist and a haunting?

[The Spawn]

The answer you seek, depends on the question you ask.

poltergeist is to childish as haunting is to serious.

[Assassin32]

You know what I'm asking.

Are those the only martial arts used by samurai?

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by doc ock rules!
It turns out I had this creature made of fear living inside of me named Rebecca. Haha :D

[The Spawn]

I would not say the samurai. When you thinka bout it, a man is free to learn anything he wants to.

[Assassin32]

How much do they pay you?

[The Spawn]

Not enough.

[Assassin32]

You're just greedy.;)

Tell me about the ronin.

[The Kingpin]

How is Hell today? Hot as usual?

[The Spawn]

Same old, same old.

Definitions of Ronin on the Web:

Masterless samurai.
www.bcc.ca/glossary.html


Masterless samurai, in feudal Japan.
www.ncf.carleton.ca/Aikido/GlossaryPtoT.html


Literally "wave man." A masterless samurai. A rogue. (Japanese)
members.tripod.com/hungahungas/glossary.htm


Ancient japanese term for a Samurai without a master, used in a manner similar to samurai, but represents a freelance gun or muscle. A mercenary fighter or tough for hire on the street or by connections. A ronin is considered by many to be untrustworthy. Ronins are cheaper than Samurai, though, and more readily available. Aka gunslinger, freelancer, cowboy.
www.goingfaster.com/blackvault/glossary_and_terms.html


‘Wave men’ – samurai without a lord.
www.geocities.com/shogunafurika/glossary.htm

[Assassin32]

Do Ronin follow the Bushido?

[The Spawn]

Definitions of Bushido on the Web:

Way of the warrior
www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Dungeon/3090/rt5.html


literally, "the way of the warrior;" the code of honor of the medieval Japanese samurai class. Gounded in a combination of Shinto reverence for nation and Confucian relational ethics, bushido may be compared to the Western/Germanic concept of "fealty" to one's lord and tribal identity.
old.jccc.net/~thoare/glossary.htm


way of the warrior
www.usjujitsu.net/tradition/japan.htm


(boo-shee-doe) warrior's code--- the way of the warrior
www.aikidomonterey.com/glossary/1.html


warrior's code; the way of the warrior.
www.aikido-west.org/handbook/glossary.html


way of the bushi, or Japanese warrior
www.usmaf.org/resources/japan.htm


the way of the warrior
www.nagamitsu.org.uk/glossary.htm


The Feudal-military Japanese code of behaviour; the way of the warrior, or of the samurai.
www.iwamaryu.org.uk/XHTML/dictionary.html


The way of the samurai
my.ort.org.il/givatram/egiazary/dic.htm


Warrior's Code. The way of the warrior.
www.ncf.carleton.ca/Aikido/GlossaryAtoE.html


The Way of the Warrior. The Way of Chivalry.
www.aikidooflouisville.com/glossary.html


"way of the warrior"
www.btinternet.com/~goju.ryu/Pages/glossary.htm


A strict code of ethical behavior followed by the samurai. Bushido was formulated during the Tokugawa Era (1603 - 1868) of Japan. The premise of the code was to advise a samurai how to conduct himself in battle and how to find a meaningful place in a peacetime society.
www.4martialartssupplies.com/b.htm


Korean term for "way of the warrior"
www.vpuma.com/glossary.html


'Way of the Warrior' or Samurai
terebess.hu/zen/szoto/szotar/szotar.html


The Japanese military code of behaviour prevalent in Feudal times. Sometimes known as 'The Way of the Warrior', or 'The Way of the Samurai'. This strict code of ethical behaviour was formulated during the Tokugawa Era (1603-1868). The premise of the code was to advise a samurai how to conduct himself in battle and how to find a meaningful place in a peacetime society.
www.cam.ac.uk/societies/cujjc/martial_glossary.htm


The ways which fighting nobles, knights, samurai should observe in their life as well as in their vocation; "the precepts of knighthood." A code of moral principles that the samurai were required or instructed to observe.
home.att.net/~kcaikido/Glossary.htm


Literally "Way of the Warrior." A feudal code of Japanese warrior ethics evolved from Confucian thought. (Japanese)
members.tripod.com/hungahungas/glossary.htm


The way of the warrior. It represented a religious commitment to the military life. A heroic death in battle was the samurai's most honorable goal.
www.southlakems.org/japanglossary.htm


(boo-she-doe) Warrior’s code; the way of the warrior. Code of moral principals which the samurai were requiredor instructed to follow.
www.uaf.edu/per/aikido/aikidic.htm


The moral ethical code of the Bushi, formulated originally 14th Century
www.imperialjudo.com/glossary.htm


The feudal Japanese code of chivalry that valued honor above life.
www.ciaonet.org/book/opello/glossary.html


‘The Way of the Warrior’
www.geocities.com/shogunafurika/glossary.htm


'Warrior knight way'; military devotion to a ruler, demanding loyalty, duty and self-sacrifices; an ideal promoted by State Shinto. 'Warrior knight way'; military devotion to a ruler, demanding loyalty, duty and self-sacrifices; an ideal promoted by State Shinto.
highered.mcgraw-hill.com/sites/0767420438/student_view0/chapter7/glossary.html


traditional code of the Japanese samurai which stressed courage and loyalty and self-discipline and simple living
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn



They wouldn't really have a master to give their lives up to.

[The Spawn]

The Loch Ness Monster by Spiderfan_4eva

As we all know the loch ness monster is a creature known only as a legend. Many people have claimed to see it, but no-one has managed to get photographic evidence of this creature. Well concrete evidence anyway.

Loch Ness is a big lake leading into the sea in scotland (I think)
but we do not have enough concrete evidence to state the fact.

Other creatures such as the loch ness monster which have been sited but we don't have any concrete evidence on is the yeti,Big foot and other such creatures.

[Assassin32]

I know what Bushido is, I just wanted to know if ronin follow it.

[Assassin32]

Hey Spawn, since your brain sends electricity down a nerve cell, toward your muscles in order to move, is it possible to use that electricity to electricute someone? You can do the same thing you do to make psi balls to amplify the electricity that runs through your body when you move, and shoot it out. Is that possible? You can be like a giant human stun gun.

[Assassin32]

Your butthole is shy?

[Assassin32]

:up:

[doc ock rules!]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Hey Spawn, since your brain sends electricity down a nerve cell, toward your muscles in order to move, is it possible to use that electricity to electricute someone? You can do the same thing you do to make psi balls to amplify the electricity that runs through your body when you move, and shoot it out. Is that possible? You can be like a giant human stun gun.

Hmm... I'm not sure about that (I know that was directed towards Spawn, but I'd like to say something). Anyways, my friend made up something called an agression shield. He used his psi to make it a force field and visualized the psi turning into electricity. So, basically the shield was made of electricity. He touched me on the arm and I could feel a small zap. However, the agression shield is a bit difficult to keep up.

[Assassin32]

Cool.

[The Spawn]

No prob answering questions.

[Assassin32]

What?

[The Spawn]

To doc ock rules!

[The Spawn]

Five Ways to Cheat

By Joey the Intern

When I was in school so many students were caught cheating, the administration instituted a zero-tolerance policy to discourage the practice. Fewer students were caught, but that didn't mean there were fewer cheaters. Thanks to common technology most students have in their pockets, the art of cheating has merely become harder to detect.


Cellular cheating


With new technology comes new ways to cheat, and cellphones are one of the most popular tools used by today's cheater. For example, one student taking a text gets stumped on a question. All he has to do is snap a picture of the test using his camera phone and send it to his buddy outside class. The buddy then sends a text message back with a list of corresponding answers. It's that simple.


Musical mischief


The iPod, everyone's favorite MP3 player, is quickly becoming one of the favorite tools in the cheater's toolbox. Many professors let students listen to music while they take tests because music helps some people focus, but have you noticed how many students have those miniature tape recorders on their desks for lectures? Just take a recorded lecture and put it into MP3 format. Then use an iPod to listen to the answers. If you're really crafty and able to get a copy of the test ahead of time, the iPod can also act as a crib sheet. Just program in the answers as the names of songs, and the iPod will scroll that information across its screen while you rock out and ace the test.


Got a light?


Snooping through a teacher's desk will sometimes score you an opportunity to see the test ahead of time. But if you take the teacher's copy, she'll know the test has been compromised and she'll almost certainly change the questions. Some college students smoke, and some are pyromaniacs, but either way, a student carrying a Zippo lighter is rarely given a second glance these days. This is where ThinkGeek's James Bond Stealth Camera comes in. It looks like a regular Zippo lighter, but open that baby up and inside is a camera capable of taking 150 pictures at 640x480. Take those pictures home and start memorizing answers.


A frickin' laser!


Even those annoying laser pointers have a place in the cheater's arsenal. Most classrooms have words and numbers written on the chalkboard or around the room. Whether it's a flyer for an drinking the bum wine for the rest of your days.

Posted May 5, 2004
Modified May 6, 2004 upcoming activity, an analog clock at the front of the class, or simply a time written on the chalkboard to indicate when the test is over, those words and numbers become the ammunition the cheater needs. This is at least a two-person job. One student who studied for the test or at least got the answers for it ahead of time gets the laser pointer. He uses it to make two circles, one around a number in the room, and another around a letter in a word. These two circles indicate the question number and answer. Most teachers won't catch on since most of them will be looking at a book, a magazine, or the students themselves, not at the wall behind them. The other student just follows the bouncing light.


Mentos: the test maker


This is my favorite. A simple pack of Mentos can easily become one of the best ways to cheat. All you have to do is carefully peel off the Mentos wrapper and take it to a scanner. Scan it with a resolution of at least 600 dpi, then carefully modify the ingredients section on the label using any graphic-editing program. The sky's the limit as to what you can type in that ingredients section -- math formulas, a miniaturized study guide. The only limit here is your creativity, the quality of your printer, and your eyesight. Print it out on shiny brochure paper for an authentic appearance and leave it out on your desk for all the class to see. Hell, offer some to the teacher out of common courtesy.


In conclusion...


I won't tell you not to cheat. Besides, by now you should already know not to. You found this article and learned its ways by simply clicking a link. Chances are your teacher did too. He'll be keeping an eye out for these tricks, so don't use them, kiddies. It'll get you kicked out of school and leave you living on the street,

[C. Lee]

I don't like cheaters or liars....never have, never will.

[The Spawn]

We all cheat at one point or another...whether or not we do it on purpose.

[C. Lee]

If you don't do it on purpose...that means you don't know you are doing it...if you don't know you are doing it...is it really cheating, or a lucky occurance.

[The Spawn]

There is no such thing as luck.

[C. Lee]

You may use another name for the phenomenon....but I use "luck".

[The Spawn]

I guess we all have our own usage of synonyms.

[C. Lee]

Indubiably.

[The Spawn]

Maybe 'luck' should be a covered topic.

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by The Spawn


Mentos: the test maker


This is my favorite. A simple pack of Mentos can easily become one of the best ways to cheat. All you have to do is carefully peel off the Mentos wrapper and take it to a scanner. Scan it with a resolution of at least 600 dpi, then carefully modify the ingredients section on the label using any graphic-editing program. The sky's the limit as to what you can type in that ingredients section -- math formulas, a miniaturized study guide. The only limit here is your creativity, the quality of your printer, and your eyesight. Print it out on shiny brochure paper for an authentic appearance and leave it out on your desk for all the class to see. Hell, offer some to the teacher out of common courtesy.

Brilliant

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Hey Spawn, since your brain sends electricity down a nerve cell, toward your muscles in order to move, is it possible to use that electricity to electricute someone? You can do the same thing you do to make psi balls to amplify the electricity that runs through your body when you move, and shoot it out. Is that possible? You can be like a giant human stun gun.

Is my theory possible?

[The Spawn]

To an extent.

[Assassin32]

Then what are it's limits?

[The Spawn]

What you make them

[Alf]

l found the perfect way to cheat...but the one time l was able to use it the test was really easy:o:confused:

[Assassin32]

I heard that there was this high school football player who took a bunch of steriods, and he took them until his testicles were completely gone. Can you find a news story about that, or did you hear about it?

[The Spawn]

Next...

[Assassin32]

No.

[Assassin32]

I'm also interested in which American cities have the highest crime rates, when you get the chance.

[The Spawn]

City State Population Crimes per 1,000
St. Louis Missouri 350,336 150.2
Atlanta Georgia 426,511 122.4
Kansas City Missouri 444,267 112.5
Tampa Florida 311,310 111.9
Memphis Tennessee 655,898 99.8
Tucson Arizona 503,461 98.8
Columbus Ohio 712,748 96.2
Baltimore Maryland 660,826 96.1
Miami Florida 371,863 94.9
Detroit Michigan 956,283 94.3
Dallas Texas 1,215,553 91.3
Nashville Tennessee 555,059 90.4
Oklahoma City Oklahoma 507,517 90.4
Albuquerque New Mexico 451,098 87.7
Toledo Ohio 314,183 86.3
Cincinnati Ohio 331,880 83.8
San Antonio Texas 1,170,622 82.4
Seattle Washington 572,345 80.5
Portland Oregon 537,081 80.4
Fresno California 435,600 79.6
Charlotte-Mecklenburg North Carolina 636,459 78.2
Washington District of Columbia 571,822 77.0
Phoenix Arizona 1,366,542 76.8
Milwaukee Wisconsin 601,229 76.1
Omaha Nebraska 390,456 75.6
Tulsa Oklahoma 394,125 74.5
New Orleans Louisiana 484,289 74.5
Fort Worth Texas 546,828 74.0
Sacramento California 414,582 74.0

[The Spawn]

http://money.cnn.com/pf/features/lists/safest_cities/

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Sacramento California 414,582 74.0

Yeah!:up:

[The Spawn]

At least you're last on the list.

[The Spawn]

http://www.pfo.org/biblcode.htm

http://www.bible-prophecy.com/codes.htm

http://users3.ev1.net/~hwillcox/codes.html

[Assassin32]

What kind of scientist researches electricity?

And also, tell me about.....British assassins.

[The Spawn]

Physicist

[The Spawn]

http://www.kenhudnall.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=16

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
That's another story for another day.

Today's the day.

[The Spawn]

*Another

[The Spawn]

The Anarchist's Cookbook (http://www.letifer.org/acb/index1.htm)

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
The Anarchist's Cookbook (http://www.letifer.org/acb/index1.htm)

:D :up:

Tell me about steriods.

[The Spawn]

They are only bad if you're found out.

[C. Lee]

Or if your wee wee shrinks up.

[The Spawn]

That too.

[Assassin32]

Can they shrink your testes up to nothing?

[The Spawn]

I wouldn't say nothing...

[Assassin32]

If you're not going to tell me how people get into the Yakuza, can you at least tell me ABOUT the Yakuza?

[The Spawn]

http://www.crimelibrary.com/gangsters_outlaws/gang/yakuza/1.html

[Assassin32]

So, samurai only use Karate and Kendo?

[The Spawn]

No.

[Assassin32]

What else?

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Assassin32
If you're not going to tell me how people get into the Yakuza, can you at least tell me ABOUT the Yakuza?
I got into the Yakuza by paying my $2.00 at the Orange Blossom Theater in 1975...good flick.

[The Spawn]

Kyudo, aikido, jujitsu....

[Assassin32]

Just those five?

[The Kingpin]

yo trippin

[The Spawn]

Kenjutsu, Iaido, Iaijutsu are the sword based arts.

[Assassin32]

Those, too?

[The Spawn]

Yeah, if I didn't say them already.

[Assassin32]

Are the Kings going to win tomorrow?

[The Spawn]

I can't tell you. You may have placed money on it.

[Assassin32]

I didn't.

What does the American military teach soldiers, combat wise?

[The Spawn]

http://basic.armystudyguide.com/general/index.html

[Assassin32]

Are you a Kings fan, Spawn?

[The Kingpin]

Lakers vs. Pacers in championship


Lakers win

[The Spawn]

The only thing I'm a fan of is death, famine, war, and pestilence.

[The Kingpin]

What about anger, torture, hatrid, and poverty?

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Lakers vs. Pacers in championship


Lakers win

No.:mad:

[Assassin32]

Tell me about American assassins.

[C. Lee]

I thought it was death, famine, war, pestilence....and a really good mutton tomatoe and lettuce sandwhich.

[C. Lee]

On rye

[The Spawn]

http://www.crimelibrary.com/terrorists_spies/assassins/kennedy/1.html

[Assassin32]

Why do they need you to post at a superhero movie board all day?

[The Spawn]

'superhero movie board '?

[Assassin32]

You do know you're at superherohype.com right now, right?

[The Spawn]

Yes. It is not a 'superhero movie board'. It has one though.

[Kessel Day]

Originally posted by C. Lee
On rye

with a little mayo?

[The Spawn]

The one time you decide to post in my thread...

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Kessel Day
with a little mayo?
Yes...but not too much....no need to swim in it.

[The Spawn]

I've never been to www.superherohype.com

[C. Lee]

Kess and I have a mutual interest in the culinary arts.

[The Spawn]

She probably thought this was my religion thread.

[C. Lee]

Food IS my religion.

[Assassin32]

Can you just answer the question?

[C. Lee]

I thought I did.

[Assassin32]

Nope.

[The Spawn]

He's right, you didn't.

[Assassin32]

And neither did you.

[C. Lee]

He asked how you get into the Yakuza....I told him how I did it in 1975....I answered a question.

[The Spawn]

What was his question for me then?

[C. Lee]

His last one was...You do know you're at superherohype.com right now, right?

[Assassin32]

Why do they need you to post here?

[C. Lee]

Because they like me....they really really like me!!!

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Because they like me....they really really like me!!!

Correct. But, I'm talking about Spawn.

[The Spawn]

To collect data.

[Assassin32]

On?

[The Spawn]

The human psyche.

[Kessel Day]

Originally posted by The Spawn
She probably thought this was my religion thread.

just how would you describe the purpose of this thread, my dear Spawn? :)

whoops. i quess you just answered that.

so you're studying the human psyche? any conclusions?


and C.Lee. you're right about the mayo. only a teaspoon but the tomato has to be really ripe!

[Assassin32]

Do you own any valuable balls?

[The Spawn]

To inform my dear Kessel.

Yes, I own a lot of valuable balls.

[Assassin32]

Are you Todd McFarlane?

[Kessel Day]

not bowling balls?

[The Spawn]

I have a Spawn bowling ball. And yes, I am Todd McFarlane.

[C. Lee]

Hey Todd....how's yer bowling game coming along?

[Assassin32]

You lie.

[The Spawn]

I don't really do anything but sit at my seat and outbid people over the phone.

[The Spawn]

When I joined the Dc Comics Boards before they're new upgrade...which I hate, people figured out I was Todd in about 2 years. Just like you did.

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Kessel Day
and C.Lee. you're right about the mayo. only a teaspoon but the tomato has to be really ripe!
Of course I am....I've made many a sandwich. I love fresh ripe tomatoes.....when I worked on the farm, we planted tomatoes all over the place, so that while working you could just walk over and pick a ripe one and eat there.....yummy.:)

[C. Lee]

You musta been the dude that kept outbidding me on Doc Savage material.

[Danger Mouse]

I love tomatos.

Hello, everyone.

[Assassin32]

After watching the interview with McFarlane on my Spawn director's cut DVD, I have lost respect for him.

[C. Lee]

Hey Mouse...do you say - To/may/toe....or - to/mah/toe?

[The Spawn]

Well, I had to read from a card.

[Assassin32]

No you didn't.

[C. Lee]

Well...he did adlib some.

[The Spawn]

You weren't there.

[The Spawn]

http://home.earthlink.net/~pl5a/images/todd.jpg

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Hey Mouse...do you say - To/may/toe....or - to/mah/toe?

Tomayto.

And I agree with Assassin. Didn't like McFarlane much after that interview.

[Assassin32]

Why would you say those things.:mad:

[Danger Mouse]

I seem to think that McFarlane is kinda... how should I put it... braggy? I mean, he's brilliant and all. Just didn't like the way he carried himself.

But I guess I'm the lonely voice in this.

[C. Lee]

Guess you also say Po/tay/toe then.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Why would you say those things.:mad:

This wasn't directed toward you, Danger Mouse.

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Guess you also say Po/tay/toe then.

There's another way of saying it? :confused:

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Assassin32
This wasn't directed toward you, Danger Mouse.

Oh.

Sorry.

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
There's another way of saying it? :confused:
Never heard the song?

You say potatoe
And I say pohtahto
You say tomatoe
And I say pohtahto

Tomatoe
Tohmahto
Potatoe
Pohtahto

Let's call the whole thing off

[The Spawn]

My word...

[C. Lee]

I was quite the song and dance man in my youth.

[The Spawn]

We are all young at some point...not that I sang and danced in the '60's.

[C. Lee]

That was the perfect time to sing and dance....You had the British invasion, Woodstock, Elvis, American Bandstand........shake yer groove thang.

[The Spawn]

The Black Plague.

[Danger Mouse]

Yeah, Ive heard that song before, Mr. Martin, sir. :D

[Assassin32]

What are those masks that the exterminators wear called?

[The Spawn]

Gas mask?

[Assassin32]

Yes, but that's kind of a generic term. Specifically, I'm looking for the gas masks that only cover the nose and mouth.

[The Spawn]

Surgeon masks?

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Surgeon masks?

No. It's what the pest exterminator was wearing when he was spraying his chemicals.

[The Spawn]

Type in SARS into a google search and hit Images. That is what you are talking about.

[Assassin32]

Nevermind.


Pesticide Respirator:

http://www.jrjohnson.com/CANNISTER.jpg

[The Spawn]

Good, you found it...if you didn't get it in the next 30 minutes, i was gonna have to post the answer myself.

[Assassin32]

Is there a reason you didn't want to tell me the answer?

[The Spawn]

Its not that I didn't want to tell you, its that I didn't want to tell you.

[Assassin32]

You wanted me to find it for myself.

[The Spawn]

Exactly.

[suicideking15]

Originally posted by The Spawn
The other one lasted a year. Ahem...'Newbie'

damn he has 7k posts and got called a newbie. ouch

[Assassin32]

Any particular reason why?

And, what school do you have to go to to become a physicist?

[The Spawn]

Physicists
California Occupational Guide Number 62
Interest Area 2
1998


THE JOB

PHYSICISTS investigate and analyze various forms of energy, the structure
and physical properties of matter, and the relationship between the two.
As a result of their efforts, our understanding of the world around us is
more complete. Frequently, their endeavors either directly or indirectly
result in new technologies that have had profound effects on our lives.
Radar, television, lasers, x-ray machines and atomic power all came about
from Physicists' quest for basic scientific knowledge. Some major branches
of physics are Solid State Physics, Nuclear Physics, Optical Physics, Fluid
and Plasma Physics and Space and Planetary Physics.

Many Physicists are engaged in research and development. Some do basic
research to increase scientific knowledge. Theoretical Physicists work with
mathematical formulas. Experimental Physicists use systematic observation
and measurement, sometimes designing new instruments for this purpose. They
use computers to aid in the complex computations that are an integral part
of modern physics. The difference between theoretical and experimental
Physicists is often merely one of emphasis.

Engineering-oriented Physicists perform applied research, developing new or
improved products. For example, the work of Physicists specializing in
solid state physics led to the development of transistors and microchips.
These devices replaced vacuum tubes in most applications, and have led to
ever-smaller hearing aids, and to smaller and faster computers. Almost one-
half of all Physicists with Ph.D.s work at colleges and universities as
Research or Teaching Physicists, many combining both activities.


WORKING CONDITIONS

Laboratory work may expose Physicists to radiation, high voltage electrical
equipment and toxic materials. Stringent control systems are effective in
avoiding illness and injury. The Physicist may also work in comfortable
offices and computer input facilities. Some travel may be necessary.
Sometimes projects can be tedious, demanding, and subject to failure.
Physicists may belong to member societies of the American Physics Society,
the American Institute of Physics or to the American Association for the
Advancement of Science, an interdisciplinary organization.


EMPLOYMENT OUTLOOK

The California Projections of Employment, published by the Labor Market
Information Division, shows that the number of physicists will decline
through 2005.

These figures represent the broad occupational group Physicists and
Astronomers, which includes Physicists.

Estimated number of workers in 1993 1,110
Estimated number of workers in 2005 970
Projected Growth 1993 - 2005 -13%
Estimated openings due to separations by 2005 360

(These figures do not include self-employment or openings due to turnover.)

The job market for Physicists with undergraduate or graduate degrees will be
poor, especially as employment opportunities in the federal government and
colleges and universities remain restricted.

Opportunities are best for Physicists who have training in applied physics,
with course work in engineering, geology or related science disciplines.
These graduates have an advantage in finding employment in firms which
manufacture or service electronics equipment. They may also work in weapons
research settings or defense installations or for the armed forces. In any
of these settings, they are most likely to be involved in research and
development or design and development efforts. They may also program, teach
or work in quality control settings.


WAGES, HOURS AND FRINGE BENEFITS

Salary surveys indicate that beginning monthly salaries in private industry
for Physicists average about $2,900 per month. They may earn up to $7,100
or more per month. Physicists who work for the federal government are hired
at the GS-9 levels, which starts at $2,521 per month. They can promote up
to the GS-15 level, which may or may not be a management position. The
maximum salary at this level is $7,857 per month.

Community colleges, state colleges and universities also employ sizable
numbers of Physicists as teachers and professors. The pay received varies
upon the institution and the amount of education and experience a Physicist
brings to the job. Physicists with a doctorate employed by the State
University system earned about $3,500 to $5,950 per month, for a nine month
schedule. University of California professors earn from $3,300 to $8,400
per month. Physics professors employed with the Community Colleges earn
between from $2,646 to $5,773 per month. Many Physicists supplement their
regular income through consulting work and special research projects.

Most Physicists work an average of 40 hours per week, Monday through Friday.
Benefits usually include medical, dental, vision and life insurance.
Benefits also include vacations, holidays and sick leave. Most companies
provide retirement and profit sharing plans.


ENTRANCE REQUIREMENTS AND TRAINING

More than 55 California colleges and universities offer bachelor's degrees
in physics; approximately 22 offer advanced degrees. In addition,
engineering schools offer a physics major as part of the general curriculum.
The undergraduate program in physics serves as a base for later
specialization either in graduate school or on the job. A bachelor's degree
in physics is generally the minimum educational requirement for a career as
a Physicist. Physicists with bachelor's degrees qualify for jobs in applied
research and development work in private industry or the federal government.
Some become research assistants in colleges and universities while working
toward advanced degrees. Many persons with bachelor's degrees in physics
enter non-technical work, other sciences, or engineering. Disciplined
creativity, perseverance and the ability to concentrate on detail are
important elements for success. The occupation requires constant study and
the ability to work as a leader or member of a team as well as independently.

Six years of graduate study is the median required to obtain a Ph.D. Most
faculty members of four-year college or university physics hold doctorates.
A Ph.D. is also needed for positions with responsibility for research and
development. Physicists with master's degrees and junior college teaching
credentials are eligible to instruct in California community colleges.


ADVANCEMENT

Physicists who gain experience in private industry may advance to more
responsible positions in research, management or sales. Supervision of
other Physicists and research staff is possible for persons with interest
and ability. At most academic institutions, Physicists begin as assistant
professor, associate professor and then promote to tenured professor,
depending on the quality of their teaching and published research.

Some Physicists decide to open their own consulting business, while others
may set up their own research laboratory.


FINDING THE JOB

There are a number of ways for Physicists to find a job. College and
university placement offices and physics department faculty are a good
source of information, especially for faculty positions in college and
universities. Professional societies may also be a source of job leads,
and students are encouraged to join them. Other job leads can come from
newspapers and professional journals advertisements, local Employment
Development Department offices, and through employers, such as nuclear
utility companies, Department of Defense, National Aeronautics and Space
Administration, and National Laboratories at Lawrence Livermore, U.C.
Berkeley and Stanford University.


ADDITIONAL SOURCES OF INFORMATION

American Institute of Physics
Career Planning and Placement Department
1 Physics Ellipse
College Park, MD 20740-3843
(301) 209-3100
www.aip.org


RELATED OCCUPATIONAL GUIDES

Electrical/Electronic Engineers No. 12
Mathematicians No. 66
Meteorologists No. 200
Nuclear Engineers No. 367
Health Physicists No. 386


OCCUPATIONAL CODE REFERENCES

DOT (Dictionary of Occupational Titles, 4th Ed., 1991)
Physicist 023.061-014
Physicist, Theoretical 023.067-010

OES (Occupational Employment Statistics)
System Physicists & Astronomers 241020


Source: State of California, Employment Development Department,
Labor Market Information Division, Information Services Group,
(916) 262-2162.

[The Spawn]

'She'.

[Assassin32]

What do they teach you in Police Academy?

[The Spawn]

What'd they teach me? Or ordinary people?

Ordinary people:

http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.com/faqs/police.php?src=goo_police5

[Assassin32]

What did they teach you?

[Assassin32]

That's hot.:confused:

[The Spawn]

Are you still 19?

[Brodie Bruce]

what?

[The Spawn]

No wonder.

[Assassin32]

:D

[Assassin32]

Do you plan on telling me what they taught you?

[The Spawn]

Bloody Mary already told you.

[Assassin32]

Toven was joking.

[The Spawn]

I know, a class needs its clowns....

[Assassin32]

So, tell me what you were really taught.

[The Spawn]

I wouldn't actually call it a police academy...

[The Spawn]

Dreams?

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I wouldn't actually call it a police academy...

Well, whatever the hell it was, I would like to know about it.

[The Spawn]

If you have any questions regarding me, or my past, you have to ask them all now. I will most likely not answer any of them later on in the future.

[The Spawn]

Make that relevent questions.

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
If you have any questions regarding me, or my past, you have to ask them all now. I will most likely not answer any of them later on in the future.

I want to know what you were taught in the "police academy."

[The Spawn]

That is, and will be your ONLY question?

[The Spawn]

I'm talking about the origin of the question.

[The Spawn]

That's your response to everything.

[The Spawn]

We all have our opinons.

[kritic]

Were they your dads and brothers?

[The Spawn]

lol kritic.

[kritic]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
No they were your dads and brothers. Im your step sister

Mom??

[kritic]

You changed your sig, still without capitalization. Congratulations on being a reject. :up:

[The Spawn]

i told ehr to change it, and she did. I guess I'm her mom.

[The Spawn]

I agree with 2.3 % of that.

[kritic]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
we all know that my uncapitalized signature is not the reason for your obnoxious distant personality, its because you will be a virgin until you are 35 and you like to direct your anger and resentment towards me bc you have a mislead idea of who i am. plus this is the internet and i cant hurt you through my computer.

I direct my anger towards everyone, I just do it moreso towards you because my mislead idea of who you are is the way you choose to act over the internet, and that is of a girl who likes to party and have sex.

It doesn't help that the only thing you ever talk about on these forums is sex, either. And you're right, you cannot hurt me through my computer, nor can I hurt you, unless you have a low self esteem, which could be possible.

But being that I have a mislead idea of who you are, the same could be said about you thinking you have a cluw of who I am and who I am in real life, which in fact you have absolutely no clue, but still assume by the way I act on a message board.

[kritic]

I bet he's glad all he has to do is type, then. :up:

[kritic]

I don't mind it sometimes, but when 98% of your posts consist of it, even in Comments & Support, it can get tiresome.

I regret the PM, curiosity got the worst of me and I went with it, which I shouldn't have even thought was my business.

[The Spawn]

She tends to do that.

[kritic]

Oh yeah, sex and Survivor.

[The Spawn]

Who? Me or him? Or both?

[kritic]

I do think about that a lot, but whenever I am nice, I get yelled at because I am not being angry, so I guess I have a personality to live up to.

[C. Lee]

She wasn't talking about me.

[kritic]

The only people I am rude to are people that deserve it. :up:

[kritic]

I don't give out my number to people over the internet.

[kritic]

So they can give me a wake up call.

[C. Lee]

It's like watching Abbott and Costello.

[kritic]

Just an ordinary day.

[kritic]

You spread that AIDs, go you. :up:

[kritic]

Let's hope you don't sit on a pipe.

[kritic]

If that's what you're into, go for it, just don't give all the poor men herpes.

[The Spawn]

Look at the porn industry...

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by The Spawn
That is, and will be your ONLY question?

My one and only question about your past, yes. Please answer it.:up:

[Assassin32]

Really big.

[The Spawn]

I have to fix something.

[The Spawn]

Want to create your own conspiracy theory? Follow this guide. Originally written by aliens, it was uncovered by TechTV staff members a few years ago beneath the CIA's top-secret Atlantis files. Believe it.


Choose an actual event or person
Your conspiracy should involve a real, well-known event. No one will care about a conspiracy of sanitation workers recycling garbage, nor will they believe an anti-Santa elf revolution. The more popular an event, the more people can potentially believe your conspiracy theory. Play on people's paranoia and the world will beat a path to your door to ask, "Really?"

Popular conspiracies include government cover-ups, aliens, partisan political shenanigans, religion, numerology, and scientific breakthroughs.



Give it a spin
Abraham Lincoln said, "You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." Later that evening, he was assassinated by a conspiratorial league of male models, but that's a whole other spritz of hairspray.

Instead of trying to fool everyone, why not just convince the people who already want to believe your conspiracy theory? If it's a government cover-up, blame neoconservatives. If it's aliens, point a finger at the military. If it's a media conspiracy, blame liberals. Everyone wants to believe something, so you might as well give some of the people what they want.


Of course, pleasing only some of the people means you'll need to fend off criticism from people you aren't trying to convince. You'll know them by their incredulous looks, flaming email, and derisive laughter.



Piece together some random facts
With your conspiracy and its audience defined, now add some substance to your theory. As it turns out, this usually doesn't require too much substance. Facts are great, but sticking to them is optional. Here's a few common tactics.



Circumstantial evidence is a great way to prove anything, because the circumstance of any situation is easy to manipulate. In a court of law, circumstantial evidence is lightly regarded, because it implies implicit knowledge of the people involved and what they were thinking at the time. In a conspiracy theory, circumstantial evidence is damning for exactly the same reasons.

Loose associations of facts and circumstantial evidence make for deep conspiracies. The more connections you make, the more likely you'll elicit a "Whoa, spooky" response. Example: Lorne Greene was a Canadian actor... Canadian actors require green cards to work in the United States... Canadian conspiracy to dominate the U.S. entertainment industry?

Associating facts with circumstantial evidence increases the believability of circumstantial evidence and can give your theories an even grander scope. John F. Kennedy was assassinated in 1963. His father is suspected of underworld ties. Ergo, the Mafia killed John F. Kennedy. See how easy it is?

Restate your facts until they become true
When you have enough facts and circumstantial evidence and connections between them to convince the most sober of easily persuaded judges, restate your theory again to give it more credibility. To give your theory even more credibility, restate your facts, circumstantial evidence, and the connections between them. Your facts, circumstantial evidence, and their connections will give your theory more credibility if you restate them. Credibility will be established if you restate your theory's facts, circumstantial evidence, and connections. Your theory will gain credibility if you restate your facts, circumstantial evidence, and the connections between them.


Have someone corroborate your story
Your conspiracy theory is well on the way to becoming accepted reality, but so far the reality is only in your own mind. Now you must make other people see the light.

Luckily, you probably won't have too much trouble finding someone who agrees with your theory. While searching for facts and circumstantial evidence, you probably viewed websites made by people ready to agree with your theory. Email them to discuss your theory. Ask them for comments and permission to link to their website. Their comments will likely strengthen your version of the truth, and perhaps even open your eyes to how deep the rabbit hole goes (or if the rabbit hole is really a top-secret government project to bore to the center of the Earth). Certainly, their "expertise" and a link to their website will confirm your theory.



Discredit your detractors as part of the conspiracy
Sooner or later, you'll come up against people who aren't swayed by your argument. They might even boast of contradictory evidence, which might also be concrete fact. Do not let them or their so-called "hard data" influence your perceptions. If you find yourself wavering, restate your theory's facts and circumstantial evidence, as well as the connections between them.

Do not waste time disproving their evidence. Why not add them to the conspiracy? If they present evidence that disproves your theory, they're obviously trying to cover up your theory, so obviously they're part of the conspiracy. (When discrediting someone's facts, use the word "obvious" extensively. That will make it obvious to a reader that the person's facts are obviously fabricated to cover up the obvious truths in your theory. Make this as obvious as possible.)



Build a convincing website
Now go spread the word. Build a website to spell out your theory. Avoid using passive sentences and phrases such as "I think" and "it seems." Leave no doubt in a reader's mind that your theory is true and that there really is a conspiracy.

If you have pictures that prove your theory, resize them to a very small size. Many, many people will want to see your proof, and large pictures will eat up the bandwidth allocated to your website. Some people (who are obviously involved in the cover-up) might say you should provide high-quality photographic imagery, but this really isn't necessary. Superimpose an arrow atop your bandwidth-friendly image, pointing to the grainy pixels that give obvious proof to support your theory.


With a well planned website, you and your theory will soon gain notoriety on the Internet and beyond. This may even lead to interviews for the "interest pieces" on your local TV news! But depending on how deep your conspiracy runs, your fame may have a price. Those late-night telephone calls, once made by people wanting to sell you a better long-distance plan, may soon become garbled, enigmatic threats to your safety. "You're paying too much" is an obvious threat, right? Add your accounts of these events to your website, as they add obvious credibility to your theory. Restate them, along with your circumstantial evidence and the connections you've found.