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[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
can I watch?:)

NO! of course not....that would be completely disrespectful to casey and be totally against the hipocratic oath i took as a docter!!! geez, DK5, what do you take me for....a jerk?

**covertly slips DK5 x-ray glasses and listening device**

theres a window around back....the wall is thin there....construction error

[hammy]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
can I watch?:)
:rolleyes:

On second thought, at least you didn't ask to join. :)

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by casey
Am I to understand my misery is on the clock? I can't contain my rant to a mere 50 minutes, just to make things tidy and convenient for you! :mad:

Quack! :rolleyes: :p

we'll figure this out as we go....pretend there is no clock, and i'm not charging you for the time you spend here. just talk....what was your relationship like with your parents? did they abuse you? can you show me on the doll where they touched you?

[hammy]

Originally posted by marvel07
NO! of course not....that would be completely disrespectful to casey and be totally against the hipocratic oath i took as a docter!!! geez, DK5, what do you take me for....a jerk?

**covertly slips DK5 x-ray glasses and listening device**

theres a window around back....the wall is thin there....construction error

Now see? THIS is what I needed. Just what the doctor ordered. :D :D :D Marv, you never disappoint. :D

Oh, and I really need a neck rub. You can do that, can't you, doctor? :)

[hammy]

Originally posted by marvel07
we'll figure this out as we go....pretend there is no clock, and i'm not charging you for the time you spend here. just talk....what was your relationship like with your parents? did they abuse you? can you show me on the doll where they touched you?

Okay, this is sick and perverted but somehow I am laughing. :D :D

[Motown Marvel]

actually, i'm a pretty damn good massouse! really damn good actually....or so the women tell me.

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by casey
Okay, this is sick and perverted but somehow I am laughing. :D :D

yeah....i get that a lot....especially from women. but seriously, whats wrong with wanting to have sex to the Scorpions "Rock You Like a Hurricane"????

[The Watchman]

Originally posted by marvel07
NO! of course not....that would be completely disrespectful to casey and be totally against the hipocratic oath i took as a docter!!! geez, DK5, what do you take me for....a jerk?

**covertly slips DK5 x-ray glasses and listening device**

theres a window around back....the wall is thin there....construction error

I don't know why, but this cracked me up bad.

[hammy]

Originally posted by marvel07
actually, i'm a pretty damn good massouse! really damn good actually....or so the women tell me.
Well bring it on, baby. (The rest of you, please avert your eyes. However, I hasten to remind you there is nothing untoward going on here, nothing at all. He is a professional, after all.) :)

[hammy]

Originally posted by marvel07
yeah....i get that a lot....especially from women. but seriously, whats wrong with wanting to have sex to the Scorpions "Rock You Like a Hurricane"????
No, no, no! I know the definitive song to make love to. (it's just not long enough, dammit). You can pm me if you need to know.

Oh, laughing again. Double entendre alert. Dang those British guys! I'm seeing double entendre's everywhere these days.

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by casey
Well bring it on, baby. (The rest of you, please avert your eyes. However, I hasten to remind you there is nothing untoward going on here, nothing at all. He is a professional, after all.) :)

yeah guys!!! mind your own business....pay not attention to whats going on here!!! cant we have some privacy, god dammit!!!

x-ray glasses, window, consturction error....heres the video camera

come on! get out of here!!

**looks out for justin and ruth**

Okay, looks like we're alone.

**starts rubbing**
**casey SLAPS marvel**

WHAT?! it's a good place to start. lots of nerve endings, and fatty tissue. i'm a proffessional remeber?!

**casey starts filling out restraining order**

Son of a b!tc#....not another one!

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by casey
No, no, no! I know the definitive song to make love to. (it's just not long enough, dammit). You can pm me if you need to know.

Oh, laughing again. Double entendre alert. Dang those British guys! I'm seeing double entendre's everywhere these days.

dude, what song would be better to make love to than ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE?!?!?!? its my current goal in life :o

why do i gotta PM you to find out the song? cant you just say it?

[hammy]

Originally posted by marvel07
yeah guys!!! mind your own business....pay not attention to whats going on here!!! cant we have some privacy, god dammit!!!

x-ray glasses, window, consturction error....heres the video camera

come on! get out of here!!

**looks out for justin and ruth**

Okay, looks like we're alone.

**starts rubbing**
**casey SLAPS marvel**

WHAT?! it's a good place to start. lots of nerve endings, and fatty tissue. i'm a proffessional remeber?!

**casey starts filling out restraining order**

Son of a b!tc#....not another one!

:D :D :D I keep saying it, but it's true. You and Justin need to get an act together. You are two of the funniest guys I've ever known.

Thanks for the laughs, Marv. I definitely feel better.

But now I've got to get to bed. . . Alone! :D

[Motown Marvel]

dammit! they always go to bed alone....:(

well, sweet dreams,babe...and wake to sweeter mornings.

[The Watchman]

You turn up the heat, and she bolts. Women. I was almost finished.....eating this sammich.

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
You turn up the heat, and she bolts.

thats the story of my life, amigo.

[The Watchman]

You need some good strong rope, Ill look on eBay for you.

[Motown Marvel]

much appreciated!:D

[The Watchman]

http://www.magical-tricks.com/files/rope.jpg

1/2 off!

[Motown Marvel]

hmmmm.....

see if they have any of that elvish rope from the two towers. maybe Galidriel is having an "everything must go sale"....after all, she cant take EVERYTHING with her to the grey havens.



god, i'm a dork.

[The Watchman]

god, you're a dork. :)

[Motown Marvel]

i know....wait why do we need the rope again? oh thats right, chicks.

[The Watchman]

Chicks dig the rope.

If Bay's directs Superman, Im using it to hang myself.

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
If Bay's directs Superman, Im using it to hang myself.

well, leave some slack for me.....dont worry, i've got a skinny neck.

actually, i certainly dont want Bay to direct....but if it happens, i'll certainly be questioning his decisions, and i'll defenitly be worried....but i'll see what he can come up with.

[The Watchman]

His editing makes my brain hemorrhage. On that note, Im off to bed, got a game tomorrow. Brits.....

[Motown Marvel]

well, i'm off to watch ROSHOMON....sandman's gonna be pissed that i havent got around to watching it yet :o

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by Frantik
I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. It was great. The fight scenes, were fantastic. I was on the edge of my seat sometimes. I wanted to just hug old spidey sometimes. I don't like Kirsten Dunst. Sorry if you do but I didn't like her in the first one either. I just wish they had cast somebody else. But even that didn't spoil it. I thought it had a great story. My friend who is a total fanboy said it was great to and that there were scenes right out of the comics. There was clapping from the audience and laughter also. It was great.

Now about the screen. The film filled the screen from top to bottom and side to side and there were no bars anywhere. The curtains were pulled all the way back. does that mean that 235.1 number? Anyway it looked great to me.

I didnot got to sleep. I couldn't have gone to sleep whereas I went right to sleep when I say Van Helsing hoosyhower what ever that was. Even though Hugh is a cutey.

pleased you enjoyed it.Yes if the screen was filled it looks like it is 235.1 WOO-HOO :) oh and a big thankyou:up:

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
:mad: Okay, that film was freakish. There was nothing charming or wonderful about it. It had a very weird undercurrent, a sinister one . .. . child abuse of some sort . . . I could feel it. I hate that film!! :mad:

In that case you shouldn't watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang either.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by marvel07
actually, i'm a pretty damn good massouse! really damn good actually....or so the women tell me.

The role of Casey's massouse is already taken. We thank you for your interest. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out. :p

[johnsonuk]

so i just watched the new CATWOMAN trailer....

want to see it even less now:(

[Superfreak]

I go away for a few days, and you guys have added 1800 posts to this thread

[Superfreak]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
so i just watched the new CATWOMAN trailer....

want to see it even less now:(

did you feel ashamed when you watched it (for being a comic hero fan)?... I did

[hammy]

Originally posted by Superfreak
I go away for a few days, and you guys have added 1800 posts to this thread
:o
don't blame me. i am innocent. it's johnson. he can't stop talking.

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by Superfreak
did you feel ashamed when you watched it (for being a comic hero fan)?... I did

i just felt it looked PATHETIC.

[Superfreak]

Originally posted by casey
:o
don't blame me. i am innocent. it's johnson. he can't stop talking.

remember when it was amazing for this thread to gain 1000 posts in a month... then it just got faster and faster

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey
:o
don't blame me. i am innocent. it's johnson. he can't stop talking.

yeah right.:rolleyes: :D

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by Superfreak
remember when it was amazing for this thread to gain 1000 posts in a month... then it just got faster and faster

i think you will notice that is when casey joined:o

[Superfreak]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
i think you will notice that is when casey joined:o

I did notice that actually:D

(although I attribute it to all you nerds flirting with her :eek: )

[hammy]

Originally posted by Superfreak
(although I attribute it to all you nerds flirting with her :eek: )

Wait, what are you saying? These guys are .. . nerds? But . . . no, that can't be right. I've seen their pictures . . . they're all really hunky . . . with buffalicious bods, just like Tom. I know because they pm'd them to me. Well, mostly it was Ade who pm'd them to me . . and for some funny reason, they were all wearing the same clothes and standing in the same pose. But that's normal. :)

Oh Superfreak, you don't know what you're talking about. Phew, had me worried for a minute there.

:p

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by Superfreak
(although I attribute it to all you nerds flirting with her :eek: )

If by flirting you mean spurning her every attempt then I agree. :D

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity
If by flirting you mean spurning her every attempt then I agree. :D
:mad:

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
Wait, what are you saying? These guys are .. . nerds? But . . . no, that can't be right. I've seen their pictures . . . they're all really hunky . . . with buffalicious bods, just like Tom.

Um... yeah... that sounds like me...

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Um... yeah... that sounds like me...

ditto.

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by The Singularity
The role of Casey's massouse is already taken. We thank you for your interest. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out. :p


thanks for looking out for my interests while I was gone, Sing. . .now if you'll excuse me, I have some shoulders to attend to. . .Casey?!


and marv. . I've got my eye on you. Ruth and I have pooled our money to buy. . .well. . something awful. :)

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
thanks for looking out for my interests while I was gone, Sing. . .now if you'll excuse me, I have some shoulders to attend to. . .Casey?!

Ha! Your ignorance amuses me... :D

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Ha! Your ignorance amuses me... :D
hmm, why don't we run this one by the woman herself ;)

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
hmm, why don't we run this one by the woman herself ;)

I'll stop taunting you before this turns into a male pissing contest. :D

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by The Singularity
I'll stop taunting you before this turns into a male pissing contest. :D
that's just cause you know I can piss farther than you ;) :D

besides, don't you have an irish lass to be wooing? I started reading this thread over, and she was mentioned. . .how's that going?

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
that's just cause you know I can piss farther than you ;) :D

besides, don't you have an irish lass to be wooing? I started reading this thread over, and she was mentioned. . .how's that going?

Hmmmm.... interesting...

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Hmmmm.... interesting...

interesting that I can read? or piss farther than you? or the situation with the lady is interesting? I'm confused.

[BlueTights]

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and for those who didn't catch it, print out these mini flyers and put them in your local comic shop! :D Please! I'll . . um. . .do you. .ahem. .favors ;)

[/shameless plug]

[hammy]

Originally posted by Superfreak
I go away for a few days, and you guys have added 1800 posts to this thread
I find it disturbing that you actually knew the post count when you left. :o :confused:

[BlueTights]

y'know. . I think it's time I took a little break for a while. . .focus on the site...

[hammy]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
y'know. . I think it's time I took a little break for a while. . .focus on the site...
Yeah. We could all use a little break every now and then. Personally, I need a break . . . in my skull. (I see it coming, too) :(

[BlueTights]

thought some of these could be useful here:



1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9) I'm already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth.

10) Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

14) No, my powers can only be used for good.

15) How about never? Is never good for you?

16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.

22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

28) I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

29) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

30)My reality check bounced.

31) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

[krisboyuk]

So it official. After reading Bay WILL direct – I have now given up all hope for this movie.

[hammy]

Justin, I don't deserve you.

[Backdrifter]

Originally posted by krisboyuk
So it official. After reading Bay WILL direct – I have now given up all hope for this movie.

you shouldnt. wait till they announce the CAST and we get a few script reviews

[krisboyuk]

Originally posted by Stewie Griffin
you shouldnt. wait till they announce the CAST and we get a few script reviews Just a news fall out reaction. I’ll calm down later then reassess. But at the minute I am seriously pissed at WB!

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by casey
Justin, I don't deserve you.
funny, I always thought it should be me who decides what I do and don't deserve. :(

[BlueTights]

wanted to see if I could match a poster to each of these:

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
thought some of these could be useful here:



1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. (Adenjo ;))

3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. (TheDarkKnight5)

4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. (Marvel07)

5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. (JstAnothrBatFan)

6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks? (Casey & Frantik)

8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. (Superboy)

9) I'm already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth. (Marvel07)

10) Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. (CK ;))

11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. (JcDc)

12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

14) No, my powers can only be used for good. (Sing)

15) How about never? Is never good for you? (the ladies)

16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. (Casey)

17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. (Superboy)

19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant. (Krisboy, Mia consultant)

21) Who me? I just wander from room to room. (hippiehunter)

22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. (Me at work)

24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. (Grey Area)

25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

28) I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. (SuperAstonVillaMan)

29) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

30)My reality check bounced.

31) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by casey
:D :D :D I keep saying it, but it's true. You and Justin need to get an act together. You are two of the funniest guys I've ever known.

y'know, I was thinking about this. . it could work. We work out a routine, take it on the road, get critical acclaim, NBC approached us to turn our comedy act into a must-see TV show called "TJ & The J-Stud," about two comic nerd artists living in the "big city" trying to pick up on women, thus cashing in on the comic craze. The shows theme would be written by the white stripes, and which point Marv would get to be in the video with Meg. She'd explain she remembered meeting him at the Detroit Rock festival, the guy in the batman/taco bell shirt. Tells him there were no two better things to be combined on one shirt. They hit it off, wind up happily ever after. The show goes on for 6 years, the American Public love the self depricating, dry wit humor. The last episode is a heartfelt, somber moment in which the boys are trampled to death in line for the Superman movie. Then we do a special Dateline episode right after it where we get all tearful and gushy and talk about how we're best friends, and share silly anecdotes about behind the scenes antics with blow up dolls and fish heads. Marv and Meg go off to have their happy family, and soon my comic movie career is blossoming! I turn it into a directing career after several movies, because for some reason I think if I can be a goofball in front of the camera, i MUST have some directing talent. Years later we do a reunion show, but I don't show up because I finally want the truth to come out that TJ was an insomniac pizza addict who was always having wild orgies in his trailer before the show. It made work difficult for eveyrone around him, and the show really ended because he was making moves on the producer, and she decided she's had enough.

hmm. . .not too bad. we'll be filthy rich.

[johnsonuk]

hey guys,come in here for a breather.Does any one else have a strange feeling news is going to come thick and fast.

[Backdrifter]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
hey guys,come in here for a breather.Does any one else have a strange feeling news is going to come thick and fast.

yep im excited, i think it's really happening this time!

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
hey guys,come in here for a breather.Does any one else have a strange feeling news is going to come thick and fast.

oh you brits and your double entendres! oh wait. . .that wasn't. . oh. . um, yes then. . news will be here soon, and lots of it ;)

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
oh you brits and your double entendres! oh wait. . .that wasn't. . oh. . um, yes then. . news will be here soon, and lots of it ;)

:rolleyes: just where is your mind......oh wait yeah in the gutter;) :D i hope your right j.

[Frantik]

Well I don't know about the filthy rich part. And I think we have to add how you became a total lovesick puppy when you fell in love with an online groupie.

The trampled to death before seeing Supes is so sad and way too much for a comedy. I am thinking something with kidney stones would work.

And about those blow up dolls, now don't go getting to close to the truth:D

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
y'know, I was thinking about this. . it could work. We work out a routine, take it on the road, get critical acclaim, NBC approached us to turn our comedy act into a must-see TV show called "TJ & The J-Stud," about two comic nerd artists living in the "big city" trying to pick up on women, thus cashing in on the comic craze. The shows theme would be written by the white stripes, and which point Marv would get to be in the video with Meg. She'd explain she remembered meeting him at the Detroit Rock festival, the guy in the batman/taco bell shirt. Tells him there were no two better things to be combined on one shirt. They hit it off, wind up happily ever after. The show goes on for 6 years, the American Public love the self depricating, dry wit humor. The last episode is a heartfelt, somber moment in which the boys are trampled to death in line for the Superman movie. Then we do a special Dateline episode right after it where we get all tearful and gushy and talk about how we're best friends, and share silly anecdotes about behind the scenes antics with blow up dolls and fish heads. Marv and Meg go off to have their happy family, and soon my comic movie career is blossoming! I turn it into a directing career after several movies, because for some reason I think if I can be a goofball in front of the camera, i MUST have some directing talent. Years later we do a reunion show, but I don't show up because I finally want the truth to come out that TJ was an insomniac pizza addict who was always having wild orgies in his trailer before the show. It made work difficult for eveyrone around him, and the show really ended because he was making moves on the producer, and she decided she's had enough.

hmm. . .not too bad. we'll be filthy rich.

shouldnty one of us be a coke addict behind the scenes???

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by marvel07
shouldnty one of us be a coke addict behind the scenes???
that's what you're supposed to say when I make my outlandish accusations about you ruining the show. You say the real story is that I was a coke addict who couldn't keep his **** out of the producer, and when she wanted to break up I became Irate and trashed my trailer. That's why the show ended.

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by Frantik
Well I don't know about the filthy rich part. And I think we have to add how you became a total lovesick puppy when you fell in love with an online groupie.

The trampled to death before seeing Supes is so sad and way too much for a comedy. I am thinking something with kidney stones would work.

And about those blow up dolls, now don't go getting to close to the truth:D

Okay, instead of trampled at superman, TJ has a baby, twins. But since the decision to cancel was so sudden, he gets pregnant in the 4th to last episode. It's a one month term, and he has the twins, but has to give them up for adoption. . .one to Jon Peters and one to Alan Horn.


and what do you mean lovesick puppy?! :mad:

[Backdrifter]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
that's what you're supposed to say when I make my outlandish accusations about you ruining the show. You say the real story is that I was a coke addict who couldn't keep his **** out of the producer, and when she wanted to break up I became Irate and trashed my trailer. That's why the show ended.

and then i killed him because he owed me money for all that coke.
































i mean, those damn things are 50cents a can, i just can't keep giving them away like that.:p

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by Stewie Griffin
i mean, those damn things are 50cents a can, i just can't keep giving them away like that.:p

Don't you know who I am!? I'm good for it! You'll get your damn money! jeez!

[Frantik]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
Okay, instead of trampled at superman, TJ has a baby, twins. But since the decision to cancel was so sudden, he gets pregnant in the 4th to last episode. It's a one month term, and he has the twins, but has to give them up for adoption. . .one to Jon Peters and one to Alan Horn.


and what do you mean lovesick puppy?! :mad:
Okay I will go along with TJ having twins but who is going to knock him up:D

As far as the lovesick puppy, are they calling it something else now, Hmmm;)

[ck51100]

Did anyone notice that I was here?

[Frantik]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
:rolleyes: just where is your mind......oh wait yeah in the gutter;) :D i hope your right j.
Hey my mind went right to the gutter.
I do hope it comes thick and fast....the news I mean:D

what other phases send your mind into the gutter?
Slippery when it is wet :D

[Frantik]

Originally posted by ck51100
Did anyone notice that I was here?
Oh I did. when I came back the first thing I said was yeah, Ck is here and I did the happy dance :D

[ck51100]

Originally posted by Frantik
Oh I did. when I came back the first this I saw was yeah, Ck is here and I did the happy dance :D
The Happy Dance, huh? Is that anything like the Safety Dance?

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by Frantik
Okay I will go along with TJ having twins but who is going to knock him up:D

Meg....of course.

[Motown Marvel]

dude, due to this news about Bay....i'm going to be officially pissed/sad/disturbed all day!

[ck51100]

Originally posted by marvel07
dude, due to this news about Bay....i'm going to be officially pissed/sad/disturbed all day!
I am not sure what to think about it.

[Motown Marvel]

trust me....it's not good news.

[Frantik]

Originally posted by ck51100
The Happy Dance, huh? Is that anything like the Safety Dance?
Uh no. Not familier with that one.
With the happy dance you gotta shake this and then shimmey that and then I sit on your lap and ...oh no that is not that is not the happy dance either.
now see I forgot how to do the happy dance

[ck51100]

Originally posted by marvel07
trust me....it's not good news.
I just looked up his filmography on IMDB and I don't think I have seen any of his movies....I must be living in a hole.

[Motown Marvel]

i would suggest staying in that hole....although the rock is a pretty sweet movie....but he hasnt made a good film since then.

[ck51100]

Originally posted by Frantik
Uh no. Not familier with that one.
With the happy dance you gotta shake this and then shimmey that and then I sit on your lap and ...oh no that is not that is not the happy dance either.
now see I forgot how to do the happy dance The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats (http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/menwithouthats.htm)

[BlueTights]

i'm torn about Bay. . .It's not the superman movie I wanted, but it could be. . .something. I like his popcorn fare a lot better than McG's, and it seems WB wants popcorn fare.

[Frantik]

Originally posted by marvel07
i would suggest staying in that hole....although the rock is a pretty sweet movie....but he hasnt made a good film since then.
I don't remember which one came first but Armageddon was fantastic.

[BlueTights]

http://users.aristotle.net/~melchior/pics/greek_flag.jpg

WOOHOO!

[hammy]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
wanted to see if I could match a poster to each of these:

2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. (Adenjo) ;)

Hee hee. :D :D

[krisboyuk]

I had £10 on the Czech's. :(

12-1 as well.

[hammy]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
wanted to see if I could match a poster to each of these:

16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. (Casey)

Hey! What that . . .? :mad:

[BlueTights]

Sunday can't get here fast enough. Digital Cable company here is doing a free preview of the soccer channels this weekend. . AWESOME timing. :D I'm gonna be at my buddie's house watching the match I hope!

[Frantik]

Originally posted by ck51100
The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats (http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/menwithouthats.htm)
Thank you for that bit of trivia.
But I must ask you, is your head loaded with instant information like this?
If I say 'Glockenspiel' can you come up with some reference that fast? Let me see. You have 60 seconds.59,

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by casey
Hey! What that . . .? :mad:

you know it's true! :D

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by Frantik
I don't remember which one came first but Armageddon was fantastic.

armageddon came after the rock...and armageddon f**kin sucked, IMO. and pearl harbor was beyond belief god awful!!!! my god, i want to punch him in the face.

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by Frantik
If I say 'Glockenspiel' can you come up with some reference that fast? Let me see. You have 60 seconds.59,

'Everyday' by Buddy Holly :D

[Frantik]

Originally posted by marvel07
armageddon came after the rock...and armageddon f**kin sucked, IMO. and pearl harbor was beyond belief god awful!!!! my god, i want to punch him in the face.
Armageddon was great.
You must be hungry. Go and eat:p

[Frantik]

Originally posted by marvel07
'Everyday' by Buddy Holly :D
And what does Everyday and Glockenspiel have in common. Give me a link or something:confused:

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by Frantik
Armageddon was great.
You must be hungry. Go and eat:p

i suppose i'll allow you your opinion.....for now
and yes, i am hungry, but i'm too pissed off to go looking for food :(

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by Frantik
And what does Everyday and Glockenspiel have in common. Give me a link or something:confused:

have you heard the song....they use a glockenspiel in it.

[BlueTights]

is this day over yet!?!???!?

[Frantik]

Originally posted by marvel07
have you heard the song....they use a glockenspiel in it.
No and I don't have Kaaza anymore.
But what I can't believe is that you would remember that. I need to find something more obscure. Hmmm

[Motown Marvel]

dude....whats not to remember....gockenspiel-awesome....buddy holly-double awesome....put them together and you get something thats triple awesome, and thats hard to forget.

[ck51100]

Originally posted by Frantik
Thank you for that bit of trivia.
But I must ask you, is your head loaded with instant information like this?
If I say 'Glockenspiel' can you come up with some reference that fast? Let me see. You have 60 seconds.59,
Glockenspiel makes me think of the Flintstones....there was that episode where Wilma gets on the "Happy Homemaker Show" the company that sponsered the show was named "Rockenspeel" so that is what I think of....not to mention that now that song is stuck in my head. "Keep your hobby hubby, keep your hubby happy, when he's a little chubby, he's a happy pappy with rockenspeel"

[ck51100]

You know there are a few things that we as the board regulars should brace for with this Michael Bay news.

1- The obvious tidal wave of newbies
2- The Spiderfreddie thread trashing this decision in favor of McG
3- The Spiderfreddie thread supporting this decison.

[The Watchman]

Nothing's set in stone. I'm waiting to get upset.

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by ck51100

2- The Spiderfreddie thread trashing this decision in favor of McG
3- The Spiderfreddie thread supporting this decison.
I've been looking for this all day:

GOod JeoRB WB!!!! BaYh RuooLZ! N0w gIT JO$h!

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
Nothing's set in stone. I'm waiting to get upset.

except mount rushmore, but since we've got Bay, he can just blow it up! I told a buddy at work just now abuot Bay and he was like, "so everything's gonna be blowing up?" I chuckled.

[ck51100]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
I've been looking for this all day:

GOod JeoRB WB!!!! BaYh RuooLZ! N0w gIT JO$h!

You know it is coming....wait for it....wait for it

[Frantik]

Originally posted by ck51100
Glockenspiel makes me think of the Flintstones....there was that episode where Wilma gets on the "Happy Homemaker Show" the company that sponsered the show was named "Rockenspeel" so that is what I think of....not to mention that now that song is stuck in my head. "Keep your hobby hubby, keep your hubby happy, when he's a little chubby, he's a happy pappy with rockenspeel"
Oh no CK, Words that rhyme won't do it.
But I do have to admit, and I hate to admit this but I know exactly what you are talking about and dammit if this tune isn't trying to stay stuck in my head. Thanks:(
:D

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
http://users.aristotle.net/~melchior/pics/greek_flag.jpg

WOOHOO!

I saw this coming a mile off. Should have put money on it.

[johnsonuk]

shock result for me.

[Zing79]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
http://users.aristotle.net/~melchior/pics/greek_flag.jpg

WOOHOO!

Don't you worry, Sunday that dream ends.
http://www.ultimateflags.com/int/images/portugal.gif

[ck51100]

Off to see Spider-Man....

[johnsonuk]

ok off to bed...later all.

[Frantik]

Originally posted by ck51100
Off to see Spider-Man....
have fun.:D

[Edward Brock]

Originally posted by Zing79
Don't you worry, Sunday that dream ends.
http://www.ultimateflags.com/int/images/portugal.gif
Ditto. I hope...

[Frantik]

Justin, I never ever thought I would say this to you.....
empty you pm's
What a pain.

[BlueTights]

holy crap! I've never had that happen. . .wow.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by Zing79
Don't you worry, Sunday that dream ends.
http://www.ultimateflags.com/int/images/portugal.gif

It will be a brave man who can discount the Greeks on their current form.

[BlueTights]

I'm in a great mood. . .football this weekend, I'm outta here in 15 minutes. .next five days off. ..woo-bloody-hoo! :D :D

[BlueTights]

hey! do you brits celebrate this weekend? I tell my british buddy it's national "we kicked your ass" day. :D I know it's not really PC, but I'm gonna give you guys so much **** sunday! :)

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
hey! do you brits celebrate this weekend? I tell my british buddy it's national "we kicked your ass" day. :D I know it's not really PC, but I'm gonna give you guys so much **** sunday! :)

Celebrate the day we finally got rid of America? We have tea and crumpets. The Queen's speech goes on at noon. We all salute the flag and sing the chorus line to God Save the Queen, because no one remebers any of the other verses.

[TheBatman1979]

Do you guys think with all the fight we're putting up over this movie that it's worth it and that with all the letters we write and posts and article and polls that we'll ever get what we want?

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by TheBatman1979
Do you guys think with all the fight we're putting up over this movie that it's worth it and that with all the letters we write and posts and article and polls that we'll ever get what we want?

1) worth it? of course. What's more noble than fighting to save a superhero?

2) get what we want? dunno, no tellin til it's out. It took 6 batman movies(if you count the adam west one) to REALLY get what we want.

[TheBatman1979]

This is true, okay, you convinced me. Tomorrow if a get a half way decent response for the article, I'll write it and bother Para to see if he can get it to the WB. Hopefully it'll at the very least give them an idea of what we're thinking, and at the very most maybe get them to put someone we want on this project.

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by The Singularity
We all salute the flag and sing the chorus line to God Save the Queen

the sex pistols version?

:D

[BlueTights]

pffth! laundry is soooooo over-rated. :rolleyes:

[Edward Brock]

Originally posted by marvel07
the sex pistols version?

:D
What, is there any other version? :confused: :p

NO FUTURE FOR YOOOUU!!!

[Frantik]

If you would please be so kind as to look to the left of this post and see my shiney new avatar. Superman smoochin. I love smoochin.:D

And thank you to my 2 superheros who helped me out.:)


And to me who figured out how to use color tags.
I know it is not that hard but still it is pretty cool I could do it.

Isn't it all so pretty:D

[ck51100]

Originally posted by Frantik
If you would please be so kind as to look to the left of this post and see my shiney new avatar. Superman smoochin. I love smoochin.:D

And thank you to my 2 superheros who helped me out.:)


And to me who figured out how to use color tags.
I know it is not that hard but still it is pretty cool I could do it.

Isn't it all so pretty:D

Cool :)

[ck51100]

Originally posted by ck51100
Off to see Spider-Man....

I just got back from seeing Spider-Man....here are my thoughts.
First off I loved that movie. I like Spider-Man alot and that was a good movie....I have heard some complain about the sappiness of the love story, but I am a sentimental idiot and I like sappy. Now for the important stuff:
*First off remind me never to go see a 7:00 show anymore. With the exception of me and my boy Mesley the audience was made on an interesting mixture of 5 year olds and 8th graders. Now the 5 year olds ask question out loud like "How did he get on the roof?" and have to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes. Also the one sitting beside me kept putting her feet in my lap. Why? I have no idea. Secondly you have the eight graders. You have to admire the hormone crazy brain of a 13 year old boy....he is convinced that if his date thinks he's funny he'll get to second base. (I should have a talk with him....I don't care what any of you ladies on the board say it doesn't work) Anyway so our horny kid's attempt at comedy is to talk at the screen. And what he is saying is not witty, but he is distracted by thoughts of sugar plumbs and boobies dancing through his head.
*Secondly, does MJ own a bra in the comics? Because she most certainly does not in the movies. I mean every scene the one constant was MJ would have no bra. Which I think added to our horny 8th graders need to talk to the screen....but that is just combining theories.
*Thirdly, I really liked the FX...I thought they were great. The story was really entertaining to me.
*I love JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson, absolutely steals every scene that he is in.
Over all it was a fun night. I paid $4 for an Icee, saw a cool movie, ran into a friend in the parking lot (although she didn't seem to want to talk to me) but anyway I had a blast. :up:

[ck51100]

George: So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment I was a marine biologist!

(Elaine enters and sits down)

Elaine: George I was just reading this thing in the papers, it's amazing!

George: I know I was just telling them the story.

Kramer: Come on George, finish the story.

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!

(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)

George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

[ck51100]

You know it seems like everytime I get on this thread everyone else leaves.....gee whiz I wonder if I should take that personally.

[ck51100]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
pffth! laundry is soooooo over-rated. :rolleyes:
I don't know man, I am a huge fan of clean underwear.

[ck51100]

Tumbleweeds roll by.....

[Frantik]

Originally posted by ck51100
I just got back from seeing Spider-Man....here are my thoughts.
First off I loved that movie. I like Spider-Man alot and that was a good movie....I have heard some complain about the sappiness of the love story, but I am a sentimental idiot and I like sappy. Now for the important stuff:
*First off remind me never to go see a 7:00 show anymore. With the exception of me and my boy Mesley the audience was made on an interesting mixture of 5 year olds and 8th graders. Now the 5 year olds ask question out loud like "How did he get on the roof?" and have to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes. Also the one sitting beside me kept putting her feet in my lap. Why? I have no idea. Secondly you have the eight graders. You have to admire the hormone crazy brain of a 13 year old boy....he is convinced that if his date thinks he's funny he'll get to second base. (I should have a talk with him....I don't care what any of you ladies on the board say it doesn't work) Anyway so our horny kid's attempt at comedy is to talk at the screen. And what he is saying is not witty, but he is distracted by thoughts of sugar plumbs and boobies dancing through his head.
*Secondly, does MJ own a bra in the comics? Because she most certainly does not in the movies. I mean every scene the one constant was MJ would have no bra. Which I think added to our horny 8th graders need to talk to the screen....but that is just combining theories.
*Thirdly, I really liked the FX...I thought they were great. The story was really entertaining to me.
*I love JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson, absolutely steals every scene that he is in.
Over all it was a fun night. I paid $4 for an Icee, saw a cool movie, ran into a friend in the parking lot (although she didn't seem to want to talk to me) but anyway I had a blast. :up:

Sorry, I didn't feel like editing what I wasn't responding too. I could have edited the whole thing except the part about the girl in the parking lot. I think I am jealous :( ;)

So glad you enjoyed the film. Yes that isn't the best time to go. I didn't have as many kids at my showing but I could see a better crowd assembling as we left.;)

All the little fella was just feelin his oats.:D

Awwww, you like sappy.

But like you I though it was great.

[ck51100]

Originally posted by Frantik
All the little fella was just feelin his oats.:D
Yeah, well he almost was feelin a boot to the head!

[ck51100]

Originally posted by ck51100
You know it seems like everytime I get on this thread everyone else leaves.....gee whiz I wonder if I should take that personally.
Definately taking it personally.

[ck51100]

Originally posted by ck51100
Definately taking it personally.
I am quoting myself now....good grief I am bored.

[ck51100]

http://www.comicskins.com/csnnews/comfychair/09_29_2003/Superpup.jpg

[ck51100]

http://www.cultmoviesmag.com/superpup.jpg

[Frantik]

Originally posted by ck51100
I am quoting myself now....good grief I am bored.
I guess me being here doesn't count.
Well!! :o

[ck51100]

http://www.coolcollecting.com/features/articles/images/art18j.jpg

[ck51100]

Time for bed.....night yo.

[BlueTights]

anyone ever had a friend that you thought was a really good friend, then you just have this one day where you realize that all they were talking to you for was to get free ****? I just had that. I'm comletely shaking. . .this person I've known for a couple years now just totally *****ed me out. I'm freaked out right now. . .

[Frantik]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
anyone ever had a friend that you thought was a really good friend, then you just have this one day where you realize that all they were talking to you for was to get free ****? I just had that. I'm comletely shaking. . .this person I've known for a couple years now just totally *****ed me out. I'm freaked out right now. . .
Yes I have.
I am sorry this happened to you.:(
I hope this won't change you from the cool person you are.

[The Watchman]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
anyone ever had a friend that you thought was a really good friend, then you just have this one day where you realize that all they were talking to you for was to get free ****? I just had that. I'm comletely shaking. . .this person I've known for a couple years now just totally *****ed me out. I'm freaked out right now. . .

Thats sucks man, if you want to borrow my ninja sword, just say the word.

[Motown Marvel]

no, let him borrow the special hat!!!

[The Watchman]

That only scares girls away.

[JcDc]

Whoa, did anyone catch some of the new Batman pics? :eek:

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/02.jpg

It's like they took him right out of the comic book :eek:

Sorry but I had to post that :o

[The Watchman]

Oldman looks fantastic, but I wasn't ever really afraid of that.

on a side note, I saw Terance Stamp in drag tonight, scared me half to death, really brings a different meaning to "kneel before Zod"

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
on a side note, I saw Terance Stamp in drag tonight, scared me half to death, really brings a different meaning to "kneel before Zod"

:confused: WHAT:confused:

on a seperate point, DK5, you're post above was post number 7000 in this thread :D

[The Watchman]

I was watching Celebrity Poker on that Bravo channel, and next thing I knew, Zod dressed as a woman.

as for 7000, feels good to be King.:)

[Motown Marvel]

thats craziness! "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!! and paint my toe nails while you're down there....i got this lovely lilly pink for half off at wal-mart! to die for."

[The Watchman]

:D ......I think I just lost a little respect for Stamp....

[Motown Marvel]

hey, when you taking care of that situation with your friend? i want gossip and details, b!tc#:D

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
:D ......I think I just lost a little respect for Stamp....

hey man, live and let live....

[The Watchman]

Originally posted by marvel07
hey, when you taking care of that situation with your friend? i want gossip and details, b!tc#:D

Playing cards tomorrow night, so I think I'll try to do it then.

[Motown Marvel]

cool...make sure you do it when its just you and him though (i'm sure you know that, but....)

[The Watchman]

Wierd thing is, whatever he says, his sister was planning on staying at my place for the 4th. Could be a wierd ID. Hopefully hes in a good mood.

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
Wierd thing is, whatever he says, his sister was planning on staying at my place for the 4th. Could be a wierd ID.

hmmm....well if you talk to him, he says nay to the situation. and she comes to stay the night, in more than afriendly sort of way, you're gonna have to be like, "dude, we cant do this. your brother is my best friend, and i respect him. and i certainly dont want to tarnish my relationship with him. because he doesnt approve of this, and if he doesnt approve of it, it's impossible it could work out in the end. and i dont want to take part in anything that could tarnish YOUR relationship with your brother either. thats how it is, and its just not wise to do this, because it wont work in the end, and too many relationships will be ruined because of it."

[Motown Marvel]

well, its time to go watch some movies, go to bed, wake up at 4 am, come here and let it all repeat.

[The Watchman]

Night Marv, Ill let you know how it goes tomorrow.:)

[Edward Brock]

Originally posted by TheDarKnight5
Oldman looks fantastic, but I wasn't ever really afraid of that.

on a side note, I saw Terance Stamp in drag tonight, scared me half to death, really brings a different meaning to "kneel before Zod"

Hugo Weaving and Guy Pearce were there too.:eek:

[Iphus]

That picture of Gary Oldman is great! Have there been any pictures of Michael Caine yet?

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by Iphus
That picture of Gary Oldman is great! Have there been any pictures of Michael Caine yet?

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg

[Backdrifter]

Originally posted by The Singularity
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg
Talk about perfection, although iwas was hoping for a mustache :(

[sithgoblin]

Yeah, script problems aside, this film is looking farking amazing! And hopefully Nolan fixed all of Goyer's problems.

[Iphus]

Stewie, Michael Caine doesn't suit a mustache. He looks bloody great (but then he's my alltime favourite actor, what else am I gonna say?)

[ck51100]

Originally posted by ck51100
You know there are a few things that we as the board regulars should brace for with this Michael Bay news.

1- The obvious tidal wave of newbies
2- The Spiderfreddie thread trashing this decision in favor of McG
3- The Spiderfreddie thread supporting this decison.
Far be it for me to pat myself on the back but.....
It has begun (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124381)

[Motown Marvel]

mmmm.....butterfinger ice cream cake....huh huh huh....life is complete.

[ck51100]

JERRY: You're sure?

ELAINE: Positive! This chick's playin' with confederate money.

JERRY: Well then, that's it. That's the end of that.

ELAINE: What? Just 'cause of that?

JERRY: Just 'cause of that? It's like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat!

ELAINE: Oh, come on! You've dated women with nosejobs, what's the difference?

JERRY: You don't touch the nose! You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose, and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril.

ELAINE: You've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you?

JERRY: Well, I take it very seriously.

ELAINE: You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.

[johnsonuk]

can anyone get on superman v forumns?

[ck51100]

TIMMY: What are you doing?

GEORGE: What?

TIMMY: Did...did you just double-dip that chip?

GEORGE: Excuse me?

TIMMY: You double-dipped the chip!

GEORGE: "Double-dipped"? What are you talking about?

TIMMY: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. <points at the dip> And you dipped again.

GEORGE: So...?

TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!

GEORGE: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't dip that way. <takes a chip.>

TIMMY: Oh, you don't, huh?

GEORGE: No. <dips the chip> You dip the way you want to dip...<bites the chip> I'll dip the way I want to dip. <dips the chip again.>

TIMMY: Gimme the chip! <Grabs George and the chip goes flying.> Gimme the chip! <They struggle in front of the snack table.>

[johnsonuk]

omg, he is off again:D

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
can anyone get on superman v forumns?

Nope.

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Nope.

was wandering if anything had been said in there about all this s***

[ck51100]

Jerry: ...Over the balcony, bounced off some respirator thing *into* the patient!

George: What do you mean "into the patient"?

Jerry: Into the patient, *literally*!

George: Into the hole?

Jerry: Yes, the hole!

George: Didn't they notice it?

Jerry: No!

George: How could they not notice it?!?

Jerry: Because it's a little mint. It's a *Junior* Mint.

George: What did they do?

Jerry: They sealed him up with the mint inside.

George: They *left* the Junior Mint *in* him?

Jerry: Yes!

George: I guess it can't hurt him... People eat *pounds* of those things.

Jerry: They *eat* them, they don't put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity!

Kramer enters...

Kramer: Hey, this wallpaper is *very* good. My place looks like a ski lodge!

Jerry: Why did you force that mint on me? I didn't want the mint!

Kramer: Well, I didn't believe you.

Jerry: How could you not believe me?!?

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's

peppermint-- it's *delicious*!

Jerry: That's true.

Kramer: It's very refreshing!

[johnsonuk]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/2/sign19.gif please....no more.;) :D

[hammy]

Originally posted by ck51100
Kramer: It's very refreshing!
Ah yes, the Junior Mint episode. Brilliant. A classic. :D

For the record, I prefer my hot dogs with mustard and relish. :)

[ck51100]

Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to hime that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.

Kramer: Those people, listen to yourself.

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.

Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist.

Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.

Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite!

Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

Jerry: They do have their own schools!

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
For the record, I prefer my hot dogs with mustard and relish. :)

What exactly does relish consist of?

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity
What exactly does relish consist of?
Well, chopped up pickle, mostly. Not sure what else, yummy stuff, I guess. :D

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey


For the record, I prefer my hot dogs with mustard and relish. :)

onions and mustard:mad: :mad: damn now i am hungry:mad:

[hammy]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
damn now i am hungry:mad:
:D

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey
:D

hey it is not funny.it is 11.15 here.i don't want to start raiding the cupboards at this time:mad: no talk of food please.:(

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
Well, chopped up pickle, mostly. Not sure what else, yummy stuff, I guess. :D

Toe nails, sweat, hair, rats tails, phlegm and other components of a healthy diet.

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Toe nails, sweat, hair, rats tails, phlegm and other components of a healthy diet.
Retching now. :mad:

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
hey it is not funny.it is 11.15 here.i don't want to start raiding the cupboards at this time:mad: no talk of food please.:(

Refer to this post:

Originally posted by The Singularity
Toe nails, sweat, hair, rats tails, phlegm and other components of a healthy diet.

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Refer to this post:

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick04.gif

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
Retching now. :mad:

:D

[hammy]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick04.gif
Well, that's what I feel like doing. I just had this yummy oreo and coolwhip dessert. Really, really, yummy .. . . but thanks to Sing it's not sitting too well right now.

(sorry Johnson . . . hee)

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey
Well, that's what I feel like doing. I just had this yummy oreo and coolwhip dessert. Really, really, yummy .. . . but thanks to Sing it's not sitting too well right now.

(sorry Johnson . . . hee)
:confused: whats an oreo?also i have always wanderd.what is a TWINKEY and what is it made of?

[hammy]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
:confused: whats an oreo?

What the . . . ?! Are you SERIOUS? You guys don't have oreo's. Nah, I don't believe it.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
Well, that's what I feel like doing. I just had this yummy oreo and coolwhip dessert. Really, really, yummy .. . . but thanks to Sing it's not sitting too well right now.

(sorry Johnson . . . hee)

Okay... you score points for the oreos. :up:

http://www.nantuckettavern.com/img/menus/oreo.jpg

[hammy]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
also i have always wanderd.what is a TWINKEY and what is it made of?
What?! You are blowing my mind. You don't know what a twinkey is, either? Are you pulling my leg?

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey
What the . . . ?! Are you SERIOUS? You guys don't have oreo's. Nah, I don't believe it.

:confused: don't.and i edited my post see the other part....please.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
:confused: whats an oreo?also i have always wanderd.what is a TWINKEY and what is it made of?


No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Twinkeys are vile peices of crap that aren't even biodegradeable!

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Okay... you score points for the oreos. :up:
What do you mean I "score points?"

And Johnson, you got me all befuddled. They are spelled Twinkie's. And the are soft little golden, sweet spongey cakes, with creamy goo inside. Delectable. But there's never enough creamy goo for every bite. They need to triple the amount of cg and they would increase sales, ten fold. :D

If you want the recipe (easy) for the oreo dessert, I'll post it for you.

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Twinkeys are vile peices of crap that aren't even biodegradeable!
Biodegradeable, schmiodegradeable. Just eat them, there's your biodegradeable.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
What do you mean I "score points?"

And Johnson, you got me all befuddled. They are spelled Twinkie's. And the are soft little golden, sweet spongey cakes, with creamy goo inside. Delectable. But there's never enough creamy goo for every bite. They need to triple the amount of cg and they would increase sales, ten fold. :D

If you want the recipe (easy) for the oreo dessert, I'll post it for you.

Twinkies are vile! They contain no natural ingredients what so ever. When the world succumbs to a nuclear holocaust only two things will survive -- cockroaches and twinkies!

Scoring points is good.

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey
What do you mean I "score points?"

And Johnson, you got me all befuddled. They are spelled Twinkie's. And the are soft little golden, sweet spongey cakes, with creamy goo inside. Delectable. But there's never enough creamy goo for every bite. They need to triple the amount of cg and they would increase sales, ten fold. :D

If you want the recipe (easy) for the oreo dessert, I'll post it for you.

so is an oreo jus a biscuit?and is the twinkie filled with fresh cream or artificial.Because if it is fresh then i won't like it.hate fresh cream.

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity
When the world succumbs to a nuclear holocaust only two things will survive -- cockroaches and twinkies!


Well, at least there will be something for the cockroaches to eat. :D

And how come Sing knows about oreos and twinkies, and you don't, Johnson? Are you living in some sort of black hole, or something? Because I am pretty sure you have them over there.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
Well, at least there will be something for the cockroaches to eat. :D

And how come Sing knows about oreos and twinkies, and you don't, Johnson? Are you living in some sort of black hole, or something? Because I am pretty sure you have them over there.

I live in London -- the centre of all amalgamated crap.

[hammy]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
so is an oreo jus a biscuit?and is the twinkie filled with fresh cream or artificial.Because if it is fresh then i won't like it.hate fresh cream.
No it's not a biscuit!! :rolleyes: It's a cookie. A sweet thing, a dessert!!

Fresh cream? May I refer you to Sing's post regarding twinkies. :D

And I'm pretty sure it's illegal to hate fresh cream.

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey
Well, at least there will be something for the cockroaches to eat. :D

And how come Sing knows about oreos and twinkies, and you don't, Johnson? Are you living in some sort of black hole, or something? Because I am pretty sure you have them over there.

never seen a twinkie here.Oreo is probably a biscuit from the pic i saw.But we call all biscuits....biscuits.:confused:

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity
I live in London -- the centre of all amalgamated crap.
You know, you don't sound very found of your home. I always thought London was supossed to be a pretty spiffy place. :(

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
And I'm pretty sure it's illegal to hate fresh cream.

There's a double entendre in there somewhere.

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey
No it's not a biscuit!! :rolleyes: It's a cookie. A sweet thing, a dessert!!

Fresh cream? May I refer you to Sing's post regarding twinkies. :D

And I'm pretty sure it's illegal to hate fresh cream.

what we call biscuits you call cookies.But i have never liked fresh cream.Is that what is inside a twinkie?

[hammy]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
what we call biscuits you call cookies.But i have never liked fresh cream.Is that what is inside a twinkie?
No, no, no. Biscuits are big doughy blobs that get baked and you put butter on them. You eat them with breakfast.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
You know, you don't sound very found of your home. I always thought London was supossed to be a pretty spiffy place. :(

Don't get me wrong, London is great. Centre of the known unievrse and melting pot of anything and everything. :)

And I don't think that's the proper use of the word "spiffy". It comes after a verb. :o

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by casey
No, no, no. Biscuits are big doughy blobs that get baked and you put butter on them. You eat them with breakfast.

:eek: no a biscuit is things like,rich tea,nice,digestive,custard creams,ginger biscuit.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
No, no, no. Biscuits are big doughy blobs that get baked and you put butter on them. You eat them with breakfast.

Now that's just weird.

Corn bread is good though.

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
:eek: no a biscuit is things like,rich tea,nice,digestive,custard creams,ginger biscuit.

see, you guys have generic biscuits(cookies). We have brands. Oreo is a brand of biscuit(cookie). It consists of two asphault flavored biscuits(cookies) with some kind of creamy center between them. A little asphault/cream snadwich that is supposedly good for dunking in milk.

[Frantik]

Well of all the times not to go for the double entendres. This one is so loaded with possibilities I can't believe you did even do one
Hi all.

[BlueTights]

http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/biscuit.jpg that's one of OUR biscuits... with honey drizzling on it. . .mmmmm.

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
:eek: no a biscuit is things like,rich tea,nice,digestive,custard creams,ginger biscuit.

Bourbons..... mmmmm......

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Bourbons..... mmmmm......
hmmm bourbons

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/biscuit.jpg that's one of OUR biscuits... with honey drizzling on it. . .mmmmm.

Dude, that's a scone.

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Dude, that's a scone.

that's it! I knew you guys had a name for it, I just couldn't remember!

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by Frantik
Well of all the times not to go for the double entendres. This one is so loaded with possibilities I can't believe you did even do one
Hi all.

It's not past the midnight watershed. Once it strikes twelve, things become a little more blue.

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/biscuit.jpg that's one of OUR biscuits... with honey drizzling on it. . .mmmmm.

ok i don't want to sound offensive here.But records show america has the largest people(official,not been offensive)that is why.you put that stuff all over scones for breakfast:eek: i have cereal and a cup of tea.

[Frantik]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Dude, that's a scone.
No I have had a scone and they just look like biscuits and they are yucky.
that is a biscuit with syrup

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by Frantik
No I have had a scone and they just look like biscuits and they are yucky.
that is a biscuit with syrup

A scone by any other name is still a scone.

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Don't get me wrong, London is great. Centre of the known unievrse and melting pot of anything and everything. :)

And I don't think that's the proper use of the word "spiffy". It comes after a verb. :o
And I misspelled supposedly. :rolleyes: Any other corrections to make, teacher? :mad:

Pretty is a verb.

[Frantik]

Originally posted by The Singularity
It's not past the midnight watershed. Once it strikes twelve, things become a little more blue.
And how long before you turn blue. Cause I can't wait until you make this discussion all it could be.
Cream, twinkies
this might be good
Oh and I will help if you run out of naughty ideas:D

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
ok i don't want to sound offensive here.But records show america has the largest people(official,not been offensive)that is why.you put that stuff all over scones for breakfast:eek: i have cereal and a cup of tea.

Cereal, toast, waffle, bacon, eggs, what ever is in the fridge...etc :o

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by The Singularity
A scone by any other name is still a scone.

while we are at it .....

a fawcett is a TAP
a hood is a BONNETT
a trunk is a BOOT
a cookie is a BISCUIT
:p :p :p someone else add some more

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by casey
And I misspelled supposedly. :rolleyes: Any other corrections to make, teacher? :mad:

Pretty is a verb.

pretty's not a verb, it's an adjective. but you did use spiffy in the right place. Sing is correcting the wrong things. supposedly was spelled wrong. :)

and frantik, that's honey, not syrup.

and Johnson, I totally agree with you man. . . we're an obese country cause people can't practice any restraint(this coming from the guy who ate a whole pizza for lunch).

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by Frantik
And how long before you turn blue. Cause I can't wait until you make this discussion all it could be.
Cream, twinkies
this might be good
Oh and I will help if you run out of naughty ideas:D

Three and a half minutes...

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by casey
Pretty is a verb.

Use it in a sentence.

[Frantik]

And lets hear you use spiffy in a sentence cause I think it was just spiffy how Casey used it:confused:

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
while we are at it .....

a fawcett is a TAP
a hood is a BONNETT
a trunk is a BOOT
a cookie is a BISCUIT
:p :p :p someone else add some more

a tap is something you do to someone's shoulder when you want their attention, or slang for screwing someone. .as in seeing a hot girl and saying "I'd tap that!"

a bonnet is something people put on babies heads to try to convince people their child is the cutest child EVER.

a boot is something I used to wear on my feet to rock concerts, and it's also slang for meaning kicked out, "We gave the english the Boot!"

a biscuit is for breakfast, and is best served with chicken fried steak, eggs, sausage, and LOTS of white gravy. :)

[The Singularity]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
while we are at it .....

a fawcett is a TAP
a hood is a BONNETT
a trunk is a BOOT
a cookie is a BISCUIT
:p :p :p someone else add some more

Rule Brittania! :up:

A *** is a cigarette.
Bite me is not an insult.
Colour has a U in it.
Sulphur has no F in it.
Aluminium is spelt that way for a reason.

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by Frantik
And lets hear you use spiffy in a sentence cause I think it was just spiffy how Casey used it:confused:

that's what's confusing me. . .casey used spiffy perfectly correctly.

[Frantik]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
pretty's not a verb, it's an adjective. but you did use spiffy in the right place. Sing is correcting the wrong things. supposedly was spelled wrong. :)

and frantik, that's honey, not syrup.

and Johnson, I totally agree with you man. . . we're an obese country cause people can't practice any restraint(this coming from the guy who ate a whole pizza for lunch).
I don't like honey on my biscuits so I thought it was Syrup.

[hammy]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
pretty's not a verb, it's an adjective. but you did use spiffy in the right place. Sing is correcting the wrong things. supposedly was spelled wrong. :)

and frantik, that's honey, not syrup.

and Johnson, I totally agree with you man. . . we're an obese country cause people can't practice any restraint(this coming from the guy who ate a whole pizza for lunch).
Justin, you are . .. . too much. :D

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by Frantik
I don't like honey on my biscuits so I thought it was Syrup. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)

[hammy]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
a tap is something you do to someone's shoulder when you want their attention, or slang for screwing someone. .as in seeing a hot girl and saying "I'd tap that!"

a bonnet is something people put on babies heads to try to convince people their child is the cutest child EVER.

a boot is something I used to wear on my feet to rock concerts, and it's also slang for meaning kicked out, "We gave the english the Boot!"

a biscuit is for breakfast, and is best served with chicken fried steak, eggs, sausage, and LOTS of white gravy. :)
Brilliant!! :D :D

(So there, Johnson :p )

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by casey
Justin, you are . .. . too much. :D

i love it when you say that ;)

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Rule Brittania! :up:

A *** is a cigarette.
Bite me is not an insult.
Colour has a U in it.
Sulphur has no F in it.
Aluminium is spelt that way for a reason.


:up:

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Rule Brittania! :up:

A *** is a cigarette.
Bite me is not an insult.
Colour has a U in it.
Sulphur has no F in it.
Aluminium is spelt that way for a reason.


nono,

a *** is a derogetory term for a homosexual, one that doesn't sit well with me, but you damn brits are excused because of "cultural differences" :rolleyes:

as for bite me. . well, you can just sod off.

color has no u in it, american's are effecient about our words.

Sulfer. . um, I got nothing. . . conceded.

Aluminium is SPELLED that way for a reason, and so is SPELLED.

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
a tap is something you do to someone's shoulder when you want their attention, or slang for screwing someone. .as in seeing a hot girl and saying "I'd tap that!"

a bonnet is something people put on babies heads to try to convince people their child is the cutest child EVER.

a boot is something I used to wear on my feet to rock concerts, and it's also slang for meaning kicked out, "We gave the english the Boot!"

a biscuit is for breakfast, and is best served with chicken fried steak, eggs, sausage, and LOTS of white gravy. :)

yes we do tap people on the shoulder,we say shag that.
a bonnet is something to put on heads,it is also the front of the car.
a boot is something we put on our feet, it is also the back of a car.

and no wonder you the largest people;)

[hammy]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
nono,

a *** is a derogetory term for a homosexual, one that doesn't sit well with me, but you damn brits are excused because of "cultural differences" :rolleyes:

as for bite me. . well, you can just sod off.

color has no u in it, american's are effecient about our words.

Sulfer. . um, I got nothing. . . conceded.

Aluminium is SPELLED that way for a reason, and so is SPELLED.

:D :D :D

[Frantik]

Originally posted by The Singularity
Rule Brittania! :up:


Bite me is not an insult
Aluminium is spelt that way for a reason.

Bite me might not be an insult depending on when said.
And what is the reason Aluminium is spelt that way over yonder.
and it the 3 minutes up?

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
yes we do tap people on the shoulder,we say shag that.
a bonnet is something to put on heads,it is also the front of the car.
a boot is something we put on our feet, it is also the back of a car.

and no wonder you the largest people;)

so what if my bonnet needs mending, or my boot needs repair?! quit giving several things one name, dammit! you only confuse people!

[johnsonuk]

Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
so what if my bonnet needs mending, or my boot needs repair?! quit giving several things one name, dammit! you only confuse people!

so what language do you speak?;) :p
that's it for me.later all.

[BlueTights]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
so what language do you speak?;) :p
that's it for me.later all.

I speak two languages, English and Bad English! :D

[hammy]

Originally posted by The Singularity

Bite me is not an insult.

If Bite me is not an insult, what in the world can it possibly mean? :confused: