How Long Would You Last In a Hype! Horror Movie?

[DBella]

You're one of those wimp killers that doesn't appreciate death. begone.

Bella and I are gonna go make out as ghosts
Yeah, he's a little too late for you've already killed me with a kiss. Everyone knows you can't kill a ghost.

[The Spawn]

Then I'd have to kill you personally.

[X-Chick]

Or spare me.

[The Spawn]

No, the point of the movie is....people die due to their wishes.

[DBella]

I think I'd last the entire movie. Why wouldn't I?;):p:o
You're the blonde bombshell so you'd die in the first 5 seconds. :up:

[Speedball]

Ha! Missed! You stab like a girl!
*chases SpeedballLives with a chainsaw*
*Pulls chainsaw out of his pocket*
Let's have ourselves a good old fashioned Chainsaw duel!

[Superman79]

I'd die in the opening scene, right after I had sex with a guy who turned out to be the killer. Yeah... I somehow am attracted to those type of bastards. Bimbos always die first.

:wow::wow::wow::wow:

[X-Chick]

No, the point of the movie is....people die due to their wishes.

But I should be spared because I don't want anything materialistic. The point should be that the people died because they were greedy and selfish and uncaring.

[DBella]

*Pulls chainsaw out of his pocket*
Let's have ourselves a good old fashioned Chainsaw duel!
You pulled a chainsaw out of your pocket? Are you kidding me? Hahaha! That's a puny chainsaw and no match with mine.

My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!

[DBella]

:wow::wow::wow::wow:
There's more to the story. :o

[The Spawn]

The point is, I'm a cold hearted lonely bastard with an empty trophy room.

[X-Chick]

You wouldn't be lonely if you gave me what I wanted.

[Superman79]

But I should be spared because I don't want anything materialistic. The point should be that the people died because they were greedy and selfish and uncaring.

Tis the season...:whatever:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

You're the blonde bombshell so you'd die in the first 5 seconds. :up:
:p Hater lol. You'd just know you'd have some tough competition against me.

[fangrl06]

The point is, I'm a cold hearted lonely bastard with an empty trophy room.
...:dry:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Tis the season...:whatever:
Geez,Supes. You are so rude. I barely see you nowadays & you couldn't even say hey. Biotch.:mad:

[Speedball]

You pulled a chainsaw out of your pocket? Are you kidding me? Hahaha! That's a puny chainsaw and no match with mine.

My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!
That was your father? I thought I killed your dog. He sure did look like one.
My chainsaw may be puny, but you're no match for my pyrokinetic abilities!!!
*Lights the whole room on fire*

[Superman79]

There's more to the story. :o

oh, well if that;s the case then...

[DBella]

:p Hater lol. You'd just know you'd have some tough competition against me.
Hey, that's the rule of horror flicks. Blonde bombshell die first. I didn't make the rules. Just live by it. ;)

Competition for what? Attention? I don't do that. I figure if I have to compete for attention, I don't deserve it. :)

[Ronny Shade]

Geez,Supes. You are so rude. I barely see you nowadays & you couldn't even say hey. Biotch.:mad:
yeah, what a bastard, gawd

[The Spawn]

That came out wrong...

[DBella]

That was your father? I thought I killed your dog. He sure did look like one.
My chainsaw may be puny, but you're no match for my pyrokinetic abilities!!!
*Lights the whole room on fire*
Check out my location. I AM Fire.
*Absorbs energy from fire*

[DBella]

oh, well if that;s the case then...
It ended with me an Ronny killing each other. :heart:

[X-Chick]

Not exactly.

[Superman79]

Geez,Supes. You are so rude. I barely see you nowadays & you couldn't even say hey. Biotch.:mad:

HI SML!!! :woot:

sorry darlin, I'm still half-blind from finals...forgive :csad:??

[Speedball]

Check out my location. I AM Fire.
*Absorbs energy from fire*
(this is so goofy, but so much fun LOL!!!)

Damn! You best me in everything!
*Ignites Lightsaber*
Imagine a horror movie villian with this. It would be heavenly!

[Superman79]

It ended with me an Ronny killing each other. :heart:

well that's a damn shame...you two were at the top of my favorite posters list...dammit :csad:

[Ronny Shade]

It ended with me an Ronny killing each other. :heart:
:heart::ghost::heart::ninja::heart:

[Superman79]

(this is so goofy, but so much fun LOL!!!)

Damn! You best me in everything!
*Ignites Lightsaber*
Imagine a horror movie villian with this. It would be heavenly!

meh...it'd be too easy for 'em. That and there'd be no blood...

[Speedball]

meh...it'd be too easy for 'em. That and there'd be no blood...
oh yeah...then that one would be for the kids...LOL!

[JewishHobbit]

Hmm, I think I'd be one to last most of the time. I'd be the nice heroic right hand man that helps and nearly makes it until the end. I'd be the last one to die in a sacrefice, ticking off the rest of the survivors to find it in themselves to overcome the killer.

I rock!

[DBella]

(this is so goofy, but so much fun LOL!!!)

Damn! You best me in everything!
*Ignites Lightsaber*
Imagine a horror movie villian with this. It would be heavenly!
I win!! Yay!!
*watches SpeedballLives explodes into pieces as the flame from the lightsaber engulfs him. Darn cheap lightsaber!*

[DBella]

well that's a damn shame...you two were at the top of my favorite posters list...dammit :csad:
We will live forever as long as you remember us.

[Kritish]

I'd kill the slayer, grab his weapon and take his place.

[muertevilla]

i'd be the guy who gets killed along with the hot chick in a sex scene

[Eddie Brock]

i'd be the guy who urges everyone to stay together, but then we split up, so i walk around by myself, muttering things like "i told them....i told them, not to split up...i said, i said....guys, don't do this....we're gonna get killed, but NOOOOO...they just HAD to split up"
and then i run into someone and freak out, but he's like "hey man, it's just me" and as soon as we calm down, the killer machetes us both

[Warhammer]

I'm a black/asian guy...

Basically, the Black guy usually dies first and the Asian guy usually lasts a while, then gets killed 3/4 through the movie of a crappy/side death, so I voted for something in between.

I voted an hour and a half.
I'm gonna get my cut before I die. :o

[Eddie Brock]

my friends and i talked in depth about this once
we said that my Asian friend was dead first (since he was the minority in the group), then my other friend and his gf would go off to "look for clues", i would die next, then the couple, then our final friend

[fangrl06]

I'm a blonde white chick....I'd say half way through the movie.

[Eddie Brock]

I'm a blonde white chick....I'd say half way through the movie.
well, if you had a boyfriend, you guys could be killed during the act
if not, you could be the heroine who survives until the end and manages to stop the killer

[fangrl06]

well, if you had a boyfriend, you guys could be killed during the act
if not, you could be the heroine who survives until the end and manages to stop the killer
lol...hmmm. Who's the killer?

[Abaddon]

I'd make it a point to kill The Spawn

[DarthRekal]

i'd prolly go about second to last.. the hispanics never come out at the end but they usually last a while:woot:

[Eddie Brock]

lol...hmmm. Who's the killer?
me! mwahahahahaha!

[fangrl06]

me! mwahahahahaha!
So I'm as good as dead?

[Eddie Brock]

So I'm as good as dead?
not necessarily
you'd be the last one alive, and i'd come to kill you, and you'd realize that it was me, and you'd stop me by reminding me of all the good times in the Community Forum, but then i wouldn't be able to take the guilt and i'd kill myself, only to be resurrected in the sequel

[fangrl06]

not necessarily
you'd be the last one alive, and i'd come to kill you, and you'd realize that it was me, and you'd stop me by reminding me of all the good times in the Community Forum, but then i wouldn't be able to take the guilt and i'd kill myself, only to be resurrected in the sequel
lol...you've thought about this haven't you?

[PhePhe112]

i would last until the end...but i wouldn't be the killer!!

[fangrl06]

i would last until the end...but i wouldn't be the killer!!
Or would you?

[Colossal Spoons]

Depends on who the killer is and if they can outrun me. I plan on running through most of this movie :o

[fangrl06]

Depends on who the killer is and if they can outrun me. I plan on running through most of this movie :o
Runners usually die early. Some how the Killer always out paces the runner...

[Colossal Spoons]

The runner is also usually a topheavy blonde woman. I'm not :D

Zig and zag baby, no straight lines. I've seen Jason movies.

[fangrl06]

The runner is also usually a topheavy blonde woman. I'm not :D

Zig and zag baby, no straight lines. I've seen Jason movies.
lmao...

[NewYorkSpider]

I'll be the guy that hears a noise and just has to check it out. So the first 30 seconds for me.:csad:

[fangrl06]

I'll be the guy that hears a noise and just has to check it out. So the first 30 seconds for me.:csad:
That guy doesn't always die...sometimes he gets kidnapped.

[AndThePickles]

I'd last because I wouldn't be like all the other stupid women who just stand there and scream instead of running!

[fangrl06]

I'd last because I wouldn't be like all the other stupid women who just stand there and scream instead of running!
:up:
this thread is pretty morbid...

[Frico]

Dunno. Probably the whole damn thing. :o

[AndThePickles]

I'd also completely run away from the situation. You notice how the film always takes place in one confined area like a campground or a house? Yeah, I would leave there pronto.

[fangrl06]

I'd also completely run away from the situation. You notice how the film always takes place in one confined area like a campground or a house? Yeah, I would leave there pronto.
There's not much you can do. They always find you, and some how never die.

[Frico]

There's not much you can do. They always find you, and some how never die.

They all have a weakness, my dear. Like Jason with water or electricity. :o

'Course that probably won't kill some.

[DBella]

I'd also completely run away from the situation. You notice how the film always takes place in one confined area like a campground or a house? Yeah, I would leave there pronto.
How will you run away, exactly? Will you drive off in your vehicle when you sense something is not right? I'll be waiting for you in the backseat.

*God, I LOVE this thread! Maybe a bit too much.*

[DBella]

There's not much you can do. They always find you, and some how never die.
If they die, there'd be no sequels. :(

[AndThePickles]

How will you run away, exactly? Will you drive off in your vehicle when you sense something is not right? I'll be waiting for you in the backseat.

*God, I LOVE this thread! Maybe a bit too much.*

There's always that moment where you either A) See the killer coming for you or B) See everyone else getting killed. Most characters just stand there and scream for a painfully long time until they die when they could be running! Plenty of time for a getaway.

[NewYorkSpider]

It's pretty much this. If your talking to much, your dead, and if you are a jerk, your gone.

[DBella]

There's always that moment where you either A) See the killer coming for you or B) See everyone else getting killed. Most characters just stand there and scream for a painfully long time until they die when they could be running! Plenty of time for a getaway.
a) Sometimes when you are terrified, you can't seem to move as fast as you want to and the killer, usually, seem to have the speed of... the Flash even if he/she seems to be moving in slomo. Weird. :up:

b) Those characters who just stand there and scream instead of running for their lives, they deserve to die. Dumba**es.

[DBella]

It's pretty much this. If your talking to much, your dead, and if you are a jerk, your gone.
Don't forget that if you have sex, you're dead.
I think there's a subtle message there.

[NewYorkSpider]

Don't forget that if you have sex, you're dead.
I think there's a subtle message there.

Woops, forgot about that one.

Also, if it appears the killer is dead, NEVER check to see if it is really dead.

[DBella]

Woops, forgot about that one.

Also, if it appears the killer is dead, NEVER check to see if it is really dead.
Exactly. If you wanna check if the killer is dead or not, shoot it in the head at least half a dozen times. Make sure you see his/her brain splatter on the ground and then take a very long pole and poke to check. Chances are, he/she will still be alive after all that.

[NewYorkSpider]

If you're running away from the killer, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the killer is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

[NewYorkSpider]

Another tip for you. If you are traveling with friends, never let any hitch hikers into the van with you. It'll be the worst (if not the last) day of your life.

[DBella]

Another tip for you. If you are traveling with friends, never let any hitch hikers into the van with you. It'll be the worst (if not the last) day of your life.
The movie The Hitcher scared the crap out of me. Just like The Duel. I hate driving next to a semi ever since I saw that movie.

[NewYorkSpider]

The movie The Hitcher scared the crap out of me. Just like The Duel. I hate driving next to a semi ever since I saw that movie.

I've never seen them. Are they any good?

[redmarvel]

You pulled a chainsaw out of your pocket? Are you kidding me? Hahaha! That's a puny chainsaw and no match with mine.

My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!

The amazing thing is he was still alive at the end of the movie. ;)

[3dman27]

i dont think i'd last through the studio logo

[DBella]

I've never seen them. Are they any good?
I think so, yes. I enjoyed watching both of them very much as they gave me the creeps.

Here's the synopsis:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitcher

And here's one for Steven Speilberg's DUEL:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duel_%28film%29

^I read it and it doesn't sound as good as from what I remember of the movie.

[DBella]

The amazing thing is he was still alive at the end of the movie. ;)
It was his ghost. Kinda like the Sixth Sense. ;)

[Eddie Brock]

lol...you've thought about this haven't you?
well, i have touched upon it in my mind
the only problem for you is, when i get resurrected, you're screwed in the sequel
the last person alive almost always gets killed in the sequel

[fangrl06]

well, i have touched upon it in my mind
the only problem for you is, when i get resurrected, you're screwed in the sequel
the last person alive almost always gets killed in the sequel
Really, I never bother to watch the sequels...

[Ash J. Williams]

I'd last for the whole freakin' movie cuz I survived the Evil Dead movies. I'd be in the movie if I was able to use my trusty chainsaw and shotgun.

[Tangled Web]

I think if a certain someone ever managed to make it out here, he would try to kill me.







But he would fail. :o

[Ash J. Williams]

You mean me?

[Tangled Web]

Why would I mean you? :o

[Ash J. Williams]

I guess that's a no.

[Tangled Web]

I guess that's a no.
No, of course not.

Wait... Why would you think it's you? :huh:

[Arkady Rossovich]

Its laughable to see that so many people voted that they would last to the end,when most people are dumb enough to die within a hour,that`s my guess.

[Turtle-Man]

Its laughable to see that so many people voted that they would last to the end,when most people are dumb enough to die within a hour,that`s my guess.

Laughable? :wow: If you could 'choose' to die within an hour or live through a dangerous situation unscathed, which would you choose?

Anyway, I'd pick up a sharp weapon larger than the killer's, and I'd chop his arms off. Deal done. No arms = No weapons. If he's going to kick me, I chop his legs off! If they regrow, I'm just going to keep on chopping them off until he gets bored. Maybe when it's just his armless torso (and head), I'd put him into one of those safes (the small, metal boxes), lock it, and ask NASA to send it up to the Sun (Hey, SOHO's already pretty far out there), and let the contents burn up into nothing. Any time he tries to 'regrow', the Sun's heat will burn him up again. This will go on until the Sun dies out. By that time, though, he still won't know how to swim through space. Maybe he'll land on Pluto, where he can terrorize the glaciers.

But, then again, I doubt NASA would let me send him into space. :(

[Eros]

Id bee the one who got kiled going back to save a friend.

[Eddie Brock]

Really, I never bother to watch the sequels...
you wouldn't have to
you'd be dead

you'd be in counseling for what happened to you, and everything would be going well, but then you start to have dreams about the killings, and BOOM! i show up at your house and finish you off, thus ending the ties to the 1st movie

[Eros]

you wouldn't have to
you'd be dead

you'd be in counseling for what happened to you, and everything would be going well, but then you start to have dreams about the killings, and BOOM! i show up at your house and finish you off, thus ending the ties to the 1st movie

lol then the theme song roles, and the screen says HYPED 2: Fanboys never die, in blood ofcourse.

[Ash J. Williams]

No, of course not.

Wait... Why would you think it's you? :huh:

Because people might think I'm a villain if they haven't seen any of the Evil Dead movies. Or it could've been cuz o' my mentioning of my chainsaw and shotgun, which I use for slaying demons.

[The Spawn]

You guys have been having fun.

[Eddie Brock]

lol then the theme song roles, and the screen says HYPED 2: Fanboys never die, in blood ofcourse.
you've got the idea!

[Gotendbz-2]

Depends. I'd be smart and run away from the psycho.

[Eddie Brock]

Depends. I'd be smart and run away from the psycho.
if you're in a horror movie, you are automatically retarted
unless you're the killer, in which case, you MAY be a genius

[Kyalesyin]

I think I'd wind up being the extra that dies in the opening scene, somehow.

[Eddie Brock]

I think I'd wind up being the extra that dies in the opening scene, somehow.
first victim, eh?

[Kyalesyin]

first victim, eh?

Aye...ten seconds of camera time and a half-assed line if I'm really, really lucky.

[Eddie Brock]

Aye...ten seconds of camera time and a half-assed line if I'm really, really lucky.
maybe a "hello? derek, is that you? this isn't funny!"

[Kyalesyin]

maybe a "hello? derek, is that you? this isn't funny!"

That or a lame "don't kill me!"

[Eddie Brock]

or a "what the.." and then you get killed before uttering the naughty word that you were going to say

[Kyalesyin]

or a "what the.." and then you get killed before uttering the naughty word that you were going to say

That would also work nicely.

I'd prefer it to be a painful looking death if I do have to die in the opening scene... something gory, during a flashback of some sort by someone important.

[Eddie Brock]

That would also work nicely.

I'd prefer it to be a painful looking death if I do have to die in the opening scene... something gory, during a flashback of some sort by someone important.
perhaps decapitation, then?

[Kyalesyin]

perhaps decapitation, then?

That would work, sudden... brutal... Or a drowning. Those always work well on film.

[Eddie Brock]

That would work, sudden... brutal... Or a drowning. Those always work well on film.
especially as the 1st kill
sets the tone

[Kyalesyin]

especially as the 1st kill
sets the tone

Question would have to be how... The good old 'held down in the bathtub' or something more imaginative- getting pushed off the side of a trawler or something.

[Eddie Brock]

Question would have to be how... The good old 'held down in the bathtub' or something more imaginative- getting pushed off the side of a trawler or something.
either will do for the first kill

[Kyalesyin]

either will do for the first kill

Ohhh, I know... trapped in an elavator stuck at the basement level of a flooding building. Gotta be worth it that one.

[The Spawn]

Anyone recall Johnny's murder mystery thing?