How Long Would You Last In a Hype! Horror Movie?

[The Spawn]

I think I'd last the whole time.

[The Spawn]

Ixnay on the first 'the's' in the two before last option's.

[Alf]

depends on what your talking about, cuz l surely have zero clues as to that...:)

[Immortalfire]

The Flame protects me from all things, so I last til the end and beyond.

[The Spawn]

And yes, I'm watching Scream...

[Max Shrek]

Who knows. If let's say Jason came to town, insted of running from him, I'd stay away from him and kill the others. DOUBLE THE DEATH TOLL TROUBLE! :D

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Immortalfire
The Flame protects me from all things, so I last til the end and beyond.

*blows it out* DEW! I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!

[The Exalted]

The Exalted is above such idle movies! No so called horror creature would

come near me without feeling my righteous Wrath and Anger, and If one of

them went after Honey Vibe...they would suffer dearly Indeed!

[The Spawn]

What if she were the killer?

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Immortalfire
The Flame protects me from all things, so I last til the end and beyond.

IT will cease protecting you when I wield it!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!:mad:

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by The Spawn
And yes, I'm watching Scream...

Bah, I wish that Neve Campbell at the end opened a puzzle box she got for her b-day. Chains rip her body apart, and drag her into Hell. We see a legion of monsters and a man with golden pins in his skull. "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT REAL FEAR FEELS LIKE!"

[The Amazing Lee]

I'd be the one that wets their pants and probably fall into the first trap and die :o

[The Incredible Hulk]

I'd be the guy who dies right before the end, when everyone that's left thinks the killer is dead but he has the one last murderous lunge and buries a machete in my back.. yeah that's me, too overconfident and always getting stabbed in the back... they always look dead to me.. :D

[Immortalfire]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
*blows it out* DEW! I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! :rolleyes:

[Max Shrek]

I wouldn't die because I'd join Jason. I'd give him other victims while killing them himself. Jason could kill the careless, horny ones, while I'll kill the repsressed virgin since I'm sorry, Jason, put you're not good at it.

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by The Spawn
What if she were the killer?

Honey Vibe, the killer HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA so beautiful and

noble a woman could NEVER kill...those who didnt deserve it.:cool: :o

[Immortalfire]

Originally posted by The Exalted
IT will cease protecting you when I wield it!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!:mad: *Flame forms Gary Coleman who is then shoved under Exalted's cloak*

[Xan-El]

I would want to be the trees all of you guys run through!

[The Spawn]

I know a little girl who can make grown men **** their pants.

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Immortalfire
*Flame forms Gary Coleman who is then shoved under Exalted's cloak*

CURSE YOU!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

*Gets rid of cloak*

Gary can keep it...:(

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by The Incredible Hulk
I'd be the guy who dies right before the end, when everyone that's left thinks the killer is dead but he has the one last murderous lunge and buries a machete in my back.. yeah that's me, too overconfident and always getting stabbed in the back... they always look dead to me.. :D

Just like in Friday the 13th Part 3. This black guy come sout of nowhere attacks Jason then gets his arm cut off and a machete in his heart(even though we saw him earlier, we thought he died). :D

Oh, and yes, trust me Madigan Toven, the tamest things in my imagination is more wild than anything you can think of.

[The Spawn]

No, Gary Coleman.

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by The Exalted
Honey Vibe, the killer HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA so beautiful and

noble a woman could NEVER kill...those who didnt deserve it.:cool: :o

Well, Mrs. Voorhees was noble and beautiful, and yet she was the killer in Friday the 13th, master.

[Alf]

hahahahah l still don't get this thread, but l think l'd not die.........:):mad:

[The Spawn]

Wait, yes.

[The Spawn]

I've never seen Shrek call anyone 'Master'...

[Max Shrek]

I work for Exalted. he gives me moeny, food, and orgies with Betsy Palmer, Eliza Dushku, and John Carpenter.

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
if i were the killer id kill you alf :)

Chances are I'd be the killer.

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
if i were the killer id kill you alf :)

you'd be the chick that gets killed on the toilet about halfway in...

[The Original Bamfer]

I wouldn't last at all... :(

[Max Shrek]

Yep. She would. I'd be the killer.

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
i dont go to the bathroom so thats impossible


oh...I knew you were full of ****..

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
i hate green penis's :mad: :mad:

!!!!!!!

:confused: they're a good source of protein...

[Max Shrek]

Who I kill because I would reveal your my daughter. Then right before I puck the knife in your skull, I'd say, "You never were my favorite daughter." Then I would look to the lead virgin heroine and say, "You were." DUN DUN DUN!

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
Exalted?

Another fool waiting to feel my WRATH!!!!!:mad:

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Well, Mrs. Voorhees was noble and beautiful, and yet she was the killer in Friday the 13th, master.

Mrs. Voorhees is No Honey Vibe...:mad:

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by The Incredible Hulk
:confused: they're a good source of protein...

He's right. Trust me. I'd know.

[Alf]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
if i were the killer id kill you alf :) :up::(

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by The Exalted
Mrs. Voorhees is No Honey Vibe...:mad:

Not as hot as Honey Vibe, but come on. Pammy's a BABE!

Besides, I'm the killer and I work for you, so I wouldn;t even think of killing Honey Vibe.

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
He's right. Trust me. I'd know.


awesome sig BTW :up:

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
I work for Exalted. he gives me moeny, food, and orgies with Betsy Palmer, Eliza Dushku, and John Carpenter.

You still work for me??? I could swear you were retired from active service...Hmmm..:confused:

[Max Shrek]

Thanks. I find it funny how you dissed Angel. Check the Fan Fic forum. I;m writing Big Trouble For Little Angel.

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by The Exalted
You still work for me??? I could swear you were retired from active service...Hmmm..:confused:

I sitll got another month.

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Not as hot as Honey Vibe, but come on. Pammy's a BABE!

Besides, I'm the killer and I work for you, so I wouldn;t even think of killing Honey Vibe.

...Hmm, I will consider that, just remember NO one is equal to Vibe.

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Thanks. I find it funny how you dissed Angel. Check the Fan Fic forum. I;m writing Big Trouble For Little Angel.

I just said I cant get into the show, I try to watch it all the time after Smallville but I cant keep interested in it. I'll go take a look..

[Max Shrek]

Yes, but some are close.

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
I sitll got another month.

Oh ok, yeah I have to remember to fill your position when you retire...

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Yes, but some are close.

Close just dont cut it in my book.

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by The Incredible Hulk
I just said I cant get into the show, I try to watch it all the time after Smallville but I cant keep interested in it. I'll go take a look..

I haven't posted it yet just a cast and crew.

20th CENTURY FOX AND THE WB PRESENTS

A JOSS WHEDON/JOHN CARPENTER PRODUCTION

BIG TROUBLE FOR LITTLE ANGEL

STARRING
DAVID BOREANAZ

KURT RUSSELL

ALEXIS DENSIOFF

DENNIS DUN

J. AUGEST RICHARDS

KIM CATRALL

AMY ACKER

AND
JAMES HONG
AS
DAVID LO PAN

JAMES MARSTERS
AS
SPIKE

SCORED BY JOHN CARPENTER

CINEMATOGRAPHY BY DEAN CUNDEY

PRODUCED BY JOHN CARPENTER, LARRY FRANCO, AND JOSS WHEDON

WRITTEN BY MAX SHREK

DIRECTED BY MAX SHREK

COMING SOON....

Oh.:o

[Max Shrek]

BTW ironiclly my favorite character is NOT Jack Burton, but Egg Shen. Victor Wong reminds me of an asian Donald Pleasance.

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
BTW ironiclly my favorite character is NOT Jack Burton, but Egg Shen. Victor Wong reminds me of an asian Donald Pleasance.


That guy was awesome. He was great in BTILC and the Golden Child.

"What's in the flask Egg. magic potion?"
"yeah!"
"Thought so, Good. What do we do? Drink it?"
"yeah"
"good thought so"

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
green penis


why are you so infatuated with my genitalia? :confused:

[The Incredible Hulk]

that's quite an accomplishment

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by The Incredible Hulk
That guy was awesome. He was great in BTILC and the Golden Child.

"What's in the flask Egg. magic potion?"
"yeah!"
"Thought so, Good. What do we do? Drink it?"
"yeah"
"good thought so"

I love it when he says, then finally we might get order out of chaos. Just so bad-ass. "Nothing against Lo Pan, but here's one to make you feel better. Make you feel like Dirty Harry, huh?"

[The Incredible Hulk]

what's looking at you? :confused:

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
I love it when he says, then finally we might get order out of chaos. Just so bad-ass. "Nothing against Lo Pan, but here's one to make you feel better. Make you feel like Dirty Harry, huh?"

http://www.wingkong.net/sounds/egg/letsgo.wav

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
"it"

through the computer?

[hippie_hunter]

I would not only be the hero for the entire two hours of the movie I would also be the guy that gets the girl, gets laid, kicks ass, etc

[Max Shrek]

Yeah, just because I'm friends and won't slash your brains against a wall.

[BlackSymbiote]

Ha. I'd be the killer. :D

Or would I?

I probably would.

Or wouldn't I?

:D

[Ruben Studdard]

anyone worth their stones that has watched ANY horror or sci-fi movie knows that the black heterosexual male is almost ALWAYS the first one to die in such movies wherever possible, so I'm not too keen on my chances past the first 15 minutes.

Any other black male posters on the Hype! should expect to be wasted first too. Remember Ensen Jenkins from Star Trek? yeah, most people don't!

[Pirateking]

I'll survive purely because I will wonder around in a confused state whilst everyone else is being slaughtered around me!

[Nick Kang]

I'd the last full two hours because of pure luck.:o

[Nick Kang]

Originally posted by Ruben Studdard
anyone worth their stones that has watched ANY horror or sci-fi movie knows that the black heterosexual male is almost ALWAYS the first one to die in such movies wherever possible, so I'm not too keen on my chances past the first 15 minutes.

Any other black male posters on the Hype! should expect to be wasted first too. Remember Ensen Jenkins from Star Trek? yeah, most people don't!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:D;):eek::(:p

[E. Bison]

http://www.godflesh.com/sf/art/svc/portraits/dialog-vega1.gifI'd last through the whole movie cuz I'd be the main villain. Then the main hero would take me out but *gasp* in the end my body wouldn't be found, leaving it open for a sequel.

[Nick Kang]

I hate when that happens.

[Hicks]

I'd probably last the whole thing out of luck. I've always been a pretty lucky person. :-/

[Bullseye28]

I would like to be the first person to be killed.

[Max Shrek]

But I'm the slaher, Bison. We've already estabished that.

[E. Bison]

http://www.godflesh.com/sf/art/sfa2/series1/vega.gifWhat's a "slaher"?

[Max Shrek]

Slasher. The villain.

[The Spawn]

By the way guys....whats your favorite scary movie?

[GunBlade]

Yeah.

I'm the bytch that just won't die.

[Mr.Webs]

I'd most likely survive through the whole movie...why? Because every kid in a slasher-flick is stupid!! I mean,here's my impression of a slasher movie....

*Creeeeeek....*

Billy!?

*CHE CHE CHE,HA HA HA,RE RE RE...*

You're really starting to freak me out...stop it.

*CHE CHE CHE,HA HA HA,RE RE RE...*

Okay,I'm going to get naked and take a shower...


SEE?? That's every "horror" movie.:o :mad:

[WEB OF SPIDEY]

Can I get killed shaging a beautiful babe as thats the way to go

[MrJabroni]

45-55 minutes if I was a good guy...because here on Hype I play kind of a supporting character. So that's why. But then, being somewhat more quiet, and posting less than the others, that brings up my mystere a little bit, which could make me the killer at the end, because no one would expect it, but when it was revealed to be me, people would be "Ohhh...I know him...never would have thought that..." :o

[SpideyInATree]

I'd die halfway through the movie trying to kill the killer. I'd almost succeed in the try but the killer is superhuman and kills me with some sort of cool new inventive super knife.

[Obsidian]

It's always the black guy who dies first! It's one of those stupid Hollywood rules!:mad:

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Obsidian
It's always the black guy who dies first! It's one of those stupid Hollywood rules!:mad:

NO! FOR THE LAST F**KING TIME! I'VE SEEN ALL THESE MOVIES! THE BLACK GUYS NEVER DIE FIRST! MOST OF THE TIME THEY DIE IN THE MIDDLE! EXCEPT IN NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD WHERE BEN'S THE LAST ONE TO GET KILLED! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......................... ........... :mad:

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by SpideyInATree
I'd die halfway through the movie trying to kill the killer. I'd almost succeed in the try but the killer is superhuman and kills me with some sort of cool new inventive super knife.

Who are you again? I'm the Slasher.

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Who are you again? I'm the Slasher.

If your the slasher then I'm the stoner who gets a half ounce, saves a hot young girl from being killed by you, and then gets away with the girl and to my bedroom. Now that's a movie!!!

[Max Shrek]

That's nice, who cares?

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
That's nice, who cares?

The person that it matters to most....me, beotch.

[Max Shrek]

Stop giving a retarded version of Jack Burton. He owns my ass, your ass, your girlfriend's ass, he is King.

"You kinow what Jack Burton says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton, ME!" Wang comes in "Old Jack says What the Hell."

:D

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Stop giving a retarded version of Jack Burton. He owns my ass, your ass, your girlfriend's ass, he is King.

"You kinow what Jack Burton says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton, ME!" Wang comes in "Old Jack says What the Hell."

:D

Jack Burton has nothing on me, Spammer with no testicles.

[Max Shrek]

BAH! Tell that to Incedible Hulk, Spammer with no testicles.

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
BAH! Tell that to Incedible Hulk, Spammer with no testicles.

I'll do it gladly and don't call me you, Spammer with no testicles

[Sarge]

Id last about half an hour......Id be oblivious to the things going on around me, and would be stupid enough to go have sex

[Kessel Day]

i'd be the person who comes back at the end and finds all the bodies 'cause for one thing, i'm not going to go into the basement alone just 'cause i heard a noise.

things get scary, i'm outta there. :)

[Victor Von Doom]

Under Normal Circumstances i'd be the first brother on the choppin block, but since it's Black History Month, they might kill the hispanic guys first.

[The Sperminator]

Token black guy= cat who breaks out as soon as he hears some freaky *****. Wont be no Goddamn "investigating" for me

[spanish39]

FOREVER!!!!!!!

I would be the one doing all the killing!

If I wasn't, then I would be smart enough to survive till the basterd dies. I would find a way to bring 'em down.

[The Spawn]

How to Survive a Horror Movie (http://dryger.campus.luth.se/misc/How_to_survive_a_horror_movie.html)

[The Darkness]

The Hype! Horror story, continue from, where I leave off:

The house was dark, and the night was as well. Hypeville was on the edge of calmness tonight, nothing could go wrong...

[hippie_hunter]

Originally posted by Pirateking
I'll survive purely because I will wonder around in a confused state whilst everyone else is being slaughtered around me!

No you would survive because I would be the one protecting you

[The Spawn]

But then wouldn't you die?

[hippie_hunter]

No I wouldn't die because how would I get the girl at the end.


If you get what I mean

[The Spawn]

Mad props dawg...mad props.

[hippie_hunter]

I would be the only guy in horror movie history to get laid and survive

[The Spawn]

Whoops, sorry...that goes against the rules of survival.

[hippie_hunter]

Theres a first time for every thing

Me and Pirateking surviving it will happen

[The Spawn]

If The Darkness' story picks up, we shall see. After all Shrek is the killer I hear...which makes your chances of surviving...



















...huge.











****.

[hippie_hunter]

Who should be in the cast?

Max Shrek as the murderer
hippie_hunter as the hero
Pirateking as the damsel in distress

who else?

[The Spawn]

I suposse we aren't supossed to know. I would continue off from where The Darkness left off, but I'm busy with other literature,

[The Spawn]

Nostalgia Bump

[Alexia Dark]

I'd be the Sidney Prescott of the film. I'd get chased around, get my friends killed, and then kill the muther-****er in the end.

[ElectroFlare]

I'd probably last for an hour and a half, and die fighting the villian in hand to hand combat. He'll kill me with a foreign object, then go after the girl I was attempting to protect. She would have run during the fight, which would last a little while, due to my fighting skills and instincts

[Flexo]

I'd be the person that is killed before the credits start, just to prove the situation is dire.

[Gimpy]

I would be the person who is hiding while the rest of the cast is brutal murdered, and then I would kill the killer accidentally, like pushing him down the stairs, then I would bump into a something and die while the credits are rolling.

[SapphirePrima]

I'd be the person who died cause they went to bathroom at the wrong time or the person who dies first, sadly.

[SpideyInATree]

I'd die halfway through the movie trying to kill the killer. I'd almost succeed in the try but the killer is superhuman and kills me with some sort of cool new inventive super knife.

Heh. :p

[Immortalfire]

The heck with dying, i'll be the narrator.

[Superman20]

id be the bad guy and wouldn't die, i'd also stay alive because i like the bad guys in the movies to win :cool:

[X-Ray]

i'd probably be the last victim ....

taking an axe, meant for the main "beautiful girl of my dreams" character, to the head ...

she would kill him after my death ...

[Holly Goodhead]

id be like drew barrymore or jada pinkett smith

[Fray Ok]

I wouldnt be a significant character,so I'd probably be pretty safe.

[The Spawn]

We got fresh blood here...which means, fresh answers.

[Ronny Shade]

I voted 1:55. I'd sacrifice myself to get the girl to safety

[Ronny Shade]

And then I show up in the sequel because it turns out I didn't die, I just didn't want anybody else having the pleasure of killing her.

thought you had me, eh Wilhelm?

[enterthemadness]

I would last a long time. I would avoid the cliche horror things and I would :hulk: everytime I see the killer, thus beating the killer senseless and saving the day.

[FRUITY]

I'd be the second person to be killed, yet to come back later in the movie revealing that I was working with the killer after all.





And then I'm killed. For real.:(

[Neptune]

Has anyone made the "i'm black so i probably would get killed before the opening credits" joke yet? Cause if not......somebody should.

[Ronny Shade]

That joke is so old it owes jesus $5

[redmarvel]

I wouldn't be the first person killed. I'ld be the person who gets killed because they go looking for the first person. ;)

[BRUTAL]

I say "I'll be right back" and then return after the credits, unscathed... leaving it open for a sequel with lots of gratuitous sex. :woot: :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ixnay on the first 'the's' in the two before last option's.Th^t is why you won't survive.
Not enough attention to detail, until it's too late. :o
You'll realize you accidentally loaded your gun with non-silver bullets and say, "D'oh!" right before I disembowel you.

[The Spawn]

I'll remember for the sequel though...


























...oh wait.

[X-Chick]

I'd last the whole time, the first half by sheer luck, the last half because I got pissed off and started fighting back, and depending on who the killer was, I'd end up banging him and being his accomplice. :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

...oh wait.Naw, it doesn't matter. Come on back for the sequel.
Or we can just do a prequel.

[Erzengel]

Well with my boyish good looks, intelligence, ingenuity and sense of humor, I can see myself unmasking the killer, however my penchant for sex would be the death of me.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

depending on who the killer was, I'd end up banging him and being his accomplice. :up:
good.answer.

[X-Chick]

Th^t is why you won't survive.
Not enough attention to detail, until it's too late. :o
You'll realize you accidentally loaded your gun with non-silver bullets and say, "D'oh!" right before I disembowel you.

He'd probably be the killer. And if he were, I'd survive the whole damn movie because he'd never kill me. :yay:

[X-Chick]

good.answer.

You'd expect less from me? :yay:

[The Spawn]

I would probably put you into a coma X-Chick.

And I'm down for a prequel...

[twylight]

I'd last for about 30 minutes, the cute preppy girl who narrowly escapes the first killing and just as you think she's going to last the entire time...

:(

[X-Chick]

I would probably put you into a coma X-Chick.

And I'm down for a prequel...

No you wouldn't. You'd miss me. :csad:

[BRUTAL]

I'd last for about 30 minutes, the cute preppy girl who narrowly escapes the first killing and just as you think she's going to last the entire time...

:(

... she ends up in the sequel with serious mental issues?

[twylight]

... she ends up in the sequel with serious mental issues?

No..dead.

Unless I was one of the lucky preppy girls whom the nerdy guy falls in love with, he saves me from various 'hacking' attempts and I last an hour and a half only to have him die in the end..soon followed by myself.

But I make a cameo in the sequel as a zombie. :up:

[The Spawn]

No...I would put you into a coma.

[twylight]

Save me for later?

[X-Chick]

No...I would put you into a coma.

Why? :csad:

[BRUTAL]

But I make a cameo in the sequel as a zombie. :up:

Why did a scene from Reanimator just pop in my head? :( :down:

[Erzengel]

I'd last for about 30 minutes, the cute preppy girl who narrowly escapes the first killing and just as you think she's going to last the entire time...

:(

See we can combine our ends, wow that close call really got me in the mood. Let's sneak away from the rest of the group because I'm sure the killer will never find us someplace secluded. :up:

[twylight]

Why did a scene from Reanimator just pop in my head? :( :down:

:up:

I'd tear the heartstrings out of the audience as I searched for my lost love...right before the hero pumped me full of bullets. :down

[The Spawn]

Because I can.

[The Spawn]

Pumped you with what...?

[X-Chick]

No, you couldn't. You'd probably kill my fiance and friends and kidnap me.

[The Spawn]

No, I don't deal with men.

[The Spawn]

To clarify...only 2 people on this earth are worth my effort to kill.

[X-Chick]

Too scared?

[X-Chick]

Oh.

[Ronny Shade]

:up:

I'd tear the heartstrings out of the audience as I searched for my lost love...right before the hero pumped me full of bullets. :down
Cue pumping bullets = sex joke :ninja:

[twylight]

Pumped you with what...?

http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/PSO1023.jpg

[The Spawn]

I'm only afraid of one thing.

[The Spawn]

Those are pretty big bullets.

[X-Chick]

So you'd probably kidnap me, torture me, and leave me in a coma. That last part sucks. :down

[twylight]

Cue pumping bullets = sex joke :ninja:

Cue sex joke = don't always have my mind in the gutter :ninja:

[BRUTAL]

No, I don't deal with men.

That's not what I heard!


Ba-Zing!

[twylight]

Those are pretty big bullets.

It's an enlarged photo.

[BRUTAL]

Cue sex joke = don't always have my mind in the gutter :ninja:

= lies! :cmad:

[The Spawn]

I wouldn't kidnap you...and I wouldn't tortue you.

You'd come willingly.

And you would be so bored and fall asleep.

[Ronny Shade]

Cue sex joke = don't always have my mind in the gutter :ninja:
In order to defeat my enemy, I must understand him....become him :ninja:

[The Spawn]

That's a pretty big enlargment.

[X-Chick]

If you were the killer, what makes you so sure I'd go willingly?

And I doubt I'd be that bored, I'm sure I could think of something to do.

[The Spawn]

If I were the killer, you wouln't know I am the killer.

[X-Chick]

Good point. But if you're the killer, why would it be so boring with you?

[The Spawn]

You've never seen Con Air have you?

[OverMyHead]

This whole poll can be a psychology factor determining who is more prone to depression or hypermanic syndrome. Those who voted 15 mins, are sad and lonely inside. They need self-motivation and for others to hear their self-worth.

[X-Chick]

Yes, but I have no idea what it has to do with this.

[The Spawn]

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/giants/2006/05/12/garland250x191.bmp

[The Spawn]

It has everything to do with this.

[twylight]

= lies! :cmad:

= liar! :cmad:

That's a pretty big enlargment.

Sometimes it has to be large to emphasis a point.

[X-Chick]

That's dumb. You have to slice and dice people, kidnap and torture, rape, pillage and plunder. What kind of killer are you?

[The Spawn]

I deal with big things all the time.

[The Spawn]

I'm not a killer...I'm a mangler.

[X-Chick]

Not if you're not even going to kill me.

Are you two flirting? :cmad:

[Strange]

I of course would be the killer. I would also let everyone know that they would all make it almost to the end. I would never go for the quick glory kill. I would keep you all in my sound proof basement. YOu would all be tied up and blindfolded. You could all talk to each other but not touch or see, it would be just like being on the Hype. I would randomly torture all of you and the screaming of your Hype mates would likely drive you all mad. It would be great fun of course I would video tape it and all the lucky survivors would get their own copy to charish for the rest of thier life or at least until the sequel.

[twylight]

I deal with big things all the time.

I know, getting out of bed in the morning is a big deal.

[The Spawn]

I don't think they're flirting....


And I mangle people into comas.

[The Spawn]

I haven't used a bed in a long time.

[JStorm]

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[X-Chick]

I was talking about you.

I don't want to be in a coma. I want to help you mangle people.

[The Spawn]

No you don't.

[X-Chick]

Yeah I do :csad:

[The Spawn]

Nope.

[The Spawn]

In all honesty, a horror movie with me being the killer would be sophisticated...and you'd have to think...dozens of people are invited to my mansion for dinner. It is later on announced during the evening that, in our remote location, a killer lurks the grounds...the police told me so.

Thus, I declare everyone apart of the festivities must spend the night...yet, I make it known that I don't want this unfortunate turn of events to stray from our party...so, we continue with the agenda...Secret Santa. Everyone places what they want into one bin, I make copies, and let people pick randomly the people they are to be Secret Santa to.

I keep the copies for myself.

All throughout the night, I pick all of you off one by one in a snuff film like fashion using clever traps and tricks...and best of all, what you wished for.

[Strange]

In all honesty, a horror movie with me being the killer would be sophisticated...and you'd have to think...dozens of people are invited to my mansion for dinner. It is later on announced during the evening that, in our remote location, a killer lurks the grounds...the police told me so.

Thus, I declare everyone apart of the festivities must spend the night...yet, I make it known that I don't want this unfortunate turn of events to stray from our party...so, we continue with the agenda...Secret Santa. Everyone places what they want into one bin, I make copies, and let people pick randomly the people they are to be Secret Santa to.

I keep the copies for myself.

All throughout the night, I pick all of you off one by one in a snuff film like fashion using clever traps and tricks...and best of all, what you wished for.

That sounds like a new version of Clue.

[twylight]

In all honesty, a horror movie with me being the killer would be sophisticated...and you'd have to think...dozens of people are invited to my mansion for dinner. It is later on announced during the evening that, in our remote location, a killer lurks the grounds...the police told me so.

Thus, I declare everyone apart of the festivities must spend the night...yet, I make it known that I don't want this unfortunate turn of events to stray from our party...so, we continue with the agenda...Secret Santa. Everyone places what they want into one bin, I make copies, and let people pick randomly the people they are to be Secret Santa to.

I keep the copies for myself.

All throughout the night, I pick all of you off one by one in a snuff film like fashion using clever traps and tricks...and best of all, what you wished for.

I smell an Oscar.

[The Spawn]

Clue is one of my favorite mysteries...

...although I can figure out the plot twist to any film...Deja Vu included.








My motive for the whole killing thing would probably be the fact that all of you gained your weath through inheritance, while I was a self-made man.

[Ronny Shade]

...although I can figure out the plot twist to any film...Deja Vu included.
.
I bet you didn't see the rat at the end of Species coming.

[Superman79]

yeah, I'd actually have a combo of the 'hero' and 'luck' options...I'd try to be the hero, and survive a close call or two by pure dumb luck.

Of course, I have a theory that anyone who could get a 13 on the ACT and has seen at least 2 horror movies could survive a horror movie...

[Ronny Shade]

Isn't the rule if you've had sex you die?

I'm good.

[The Spawn]

I didn't see Species.

[Superman79]

Isn't the rule if you've had sex you die?

I'm good.

I'd ask Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th...he could anwer that :woot:

[DBella]

I'd die in the opening scene, right after I had sex with a guy who turned out to be the killer. Yeah... I somehow am attracted to those type of bastards. Bimbos always die first.

[Kmack]

I'd probably be killed halfway through the film:o

[DOG LIPS]

I'd die in the opening scene, right after I had sex with a guy who turned out to be the killer. Yeah... I somehow am attracted to those type of bastards. Bimbos always die first.
I'm the killer! Dibs!

[Kmack]

I'd die in the opening scene, right after I had sex with a guy who turned out to be the killer. Yeah... I somehow am attracted to those type of bastards. Bimbos always die first.
Sex = Death in horror movies:(

[DBella]

I'm the killer! Dibs!
Or maybe I described my scene backwards. I could be like the Mantis. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Wanna be my first victim?

[DBella]

Sex = Death in horror movies:(
One of the reasons I love this genre. :up:

[DOG LIPS]

Or maybe I described my scene backwards. I could be like the Mantis. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Wanna be my first victim?
Sex = Death in horror movies:(

Let's rock.

[Ronny Shade]

I'd ask Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th...he could anwer that :woot:
****

[DBella]

Let's rock.
And so it begins. How would you like to die? Nevermind, I'll surprise ya.

[Erzengel]

I'd die in the opening scene, right after I had sex with a guy who turned out to be the killer. Yeah... I somehow am attracted to those type of bastards. Bimbos always die first.

If anything you're the killer because you are the least likely suspect.

You would lure men to their deaths like a siren or quite possibly with beer and a porno mag. :o

[Snikt 6]

I am the new guy, so I wouldn't even get a line before I'm gone.....

[Speedball]

I'd live out of pure luck, but be killed in the sequel.
Just like Randy Meeks in Scream and Scream 2.

[DBella]

If anything you're the killer because you are the least likely suspect.

You would lure men to their deaths like a siren or quite possibly with beer and a porno mag. :o
I will lure men with my "damsel in distress" act. There is more satisfaction in killing nobel men than ones with beer belly and likes to play with themselves.

[Ronny Shade]

I will lure men with my "damsel in distress" act. There is more satisfaction in killing nobel men than ones with beer belly and likes to play with themselves.
What about noble men who play with themselves?

[twylight]

I am the new guy, so I wouldn't even get a line before I'm gone.....

*hands him a red shirt*

[Snikt 6]

*hands him a red shirt*

*puts the red shirt on* Dang it.

[Kmack]

One of the reasons I love this genre. :up:
One of the reasons I wouldn't last in this genre:o:up:

[DBella]

What about noble men who play with themselves?
Will they take the "no beer, no porn mag" bait? If they will, I'm alright with it.

[Erzengel]

I will lure men with my "damsel in distress" act. There is more satisfaction in killing nobel men than ones with beer belly and likes to play with themselves.

Way to slam the majority of the Hype. :o

[DBella]

One of the reasons I wouldn't last in this genre:o:up:
Haha! Unless you're the killer. :o :up:

[Ronny Shade]

Will they take the "no beer, no porn mag" bait? If they will, I'm alright with it.
not entirely sure what you mean

[DBella]

Way to slam the majority of the Hype. :o
Am I gonna be sued?

[DBella]

not entirely sure what you mean
If they come to me, I'll take 'em. It eliminates the extra work I have to do with the luring.

[Speedball]

I will lure men with my "damsel in distress" act. There is more satisfaction in killing nobel men than ones with beer belly and likes to play with themselves.

Why kill the men you want???
Why not kill the men you DON'T want?

[Ultimate_Superman]

I am black so I would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.

[Ronny Shade]

Why kill the men you want???
Why not kill the men you DON'T want?
You'll never understand the beauty and closeness of murder. You can never truly love someone until they die by your hands.

[Ronny Shade]

I am black so I would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

[Speedball]

You'll never understand the beauty and closeness of murder. You can never truly love someone until they die by your hands.
...um...ok...yeah...that's why I'd never be the killer.

[DBella]

You'll never understand the beauty and closeness of murder. You can never truly love someone until they die by your hands.
Ronny... you totally understand me. :heart:

[Ronny Shade]

Ronny... you totally understand me. :heart:
We're going to have to kill each other

[DBella]

...um...ok...yeah...that's why I'd never be the killer.
Is there such a word as "Killee"?

[DBella]

We're going to have to kill each other
But what a way to die.

[Speedball]

Is there such a word as "Killee"?
I guess...I don't die til the second act, so I don't have to worry about it til a few years down the road.

[DBella]

I guess...I don't die til the second act, so I don't have to worry about it til a few years down the road.
How can you be so sure? Do you have the script?

[Ronny Shade]

Is there such a word as "Killee"?
us literate types use the word "victim"

[Speedball]

How can you be so sure? Do you have the script?
you know the rules of horror films right. Well I fit into one of the categories that lives.

[DBella]

us literate types use the word "victim"
"Killee" sounds better. It sounds... softer. As if the one who died, went with a smile on his/her face. Like the smile the Joker left on his ... killees.

[DBella]

you know the rules of horror films right. Well I fit into one of the categories that lives.
Coz ...SpeedballLives!!! :up:

[Speedball]

Coz ...SpeedballLives!!! :up:
...no...another reason entirely...
In the sequel, all bets are off, anyone except for the main character can go. I won't be the main character, so I'd die in one of the sequels.

[fangrl06]

Who'd be the killer?

[DBella]

...no...another reason entirely...
In the sequel, all bets are off, anyone except for the main character can go. I won't be the main character, so I'd die in one of the sequels.
*sigh*
You so don't get my sense of humor.
Oh wait... I don't have one. *cries*

[The Spawn]

Eml

[The Spawn]

This non-all caps thing is stupid....

[DBella]

Who'd be the killer?
It's a secret.

[Ronny Shade]

"Killee" sounds better. It sounds... softer. As if the one who died, went with a smile on his/her face. Like the smile the Joker left on his ... killees.
You're so romantic. I love you.....to death.
*poison kiss*

[Speedball]

*sigh*
You so don't get my sense of humor.
Oh wait... I don't have one. *cries*
I get it, It just wasn't the reason.

[DBella]

You're so romantic. I love you.....to death.
*poison kiss*
Poison kiss backatcha, my killee. :heart:
*dies*

This **** is better than Romeo and Juliet.
*dies again*

[DBella]

I get it, It just wasn't the reason.
I understood you the first time too.
Jeez, you're no fun to play with. *sulks*

[Ronny Shade]

Poison kiss backatcha, my killee. :heart:
*dies*

This **** is better than Romeo and Juliet.
*dies again*
Thus with a kiss, I die
*dies*

[Speedball]

I understood you the first time too.
Jeez, you're no fun to play with. *sulks*
*Stabs DBella*
wait...Looks like I'm the killer!:wow::oldrazz:
EHEHEHE!!!

[DBella]

Thus with a kiss, I die
*dies*
Are we in Hell yet?
Let's partaay!

[Ronny Shade]

*Stabs DBella*

wait...Looks like I'm the killer!

EHEHEHE!!!

You're one of those wimp killers that doesn't appreciate death. begone.

Bella and I are gonna go make out as ghosts

[DBella]

*Stabs DBella*
wait...Looks like I'm the killer!:wow::oldrazz:
EHEHEHE!!!
Ha! Missed! You stab like a girl!
*chases SpeedballLives with a chainsaw*

[X-Chick]

In all honesty, a horror movie with me being the killer would be sophisticated...and you'd have to think...dozens of people are invited to my mansion for dinner. It is later on announced during the evening that, in our remote location, a killer lurks the grounds...the police told me so.

Thus, I declare everyone apart of the festivities must spend the night...yet, I make it known that I don't want this unfortunate turn of events to stray from our party...so, we continue with the agenda...Secret Santa. Everyone places what they want into one bin, I make copies, and let people pick randomly the people they are to be Secret Santa to.

I keep the copies for myself.

All throughout the night, I pick all of you off one by one in a snuff film like fashion using clever traps and tricks...and best of all, what you wished for.

What if what I wanted was you?

[Speedball]

You're one of those wimp killers that doesn't appreciate death. begone.

Bella and I are gonna go make out as ghosts
I'm like the Joker. I do it just for the hell of it.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I think I'd last the entire movie. Why wouldn't I?;):p:o