The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 

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http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7038/screen27c.jpg

W-why don´t you just kill me?

http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/i/2012/...-hardy_610.jpg

Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7038/screen27c.jpg

Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!

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Bwahahahahahaha

That totem totally wobbled.

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Hahaha, that is great.

http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/i/2012/...-hardy_610.jpg

BANE: Your punishment must be more severe...

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http://oi45.tinypic.com/2vx21hg.jpg

THE JOKER: That's just cold.

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Bwahahahahaha

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" You know, this poster reminds me of Joel Schumacher .... And I hated Schumacher ! "

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i originally put " too ****ing awesome " , but i figured it required a naughty language - less version in order for it to be hype- friendly.

http://j.wigflip.com/m9fwEBwy/roflbot.jpg

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oh ! and i also made this :


http://bases.roflbot.wigflip.com//u/J/AZgI9PdLKA.jpg

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funny stuff 'blazer

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http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9397/imagesn.jpg

:woot:

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Hehehehehehehe

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Thamks guys, great stuff, especially the B&R shot and the Hulk/Batman one.

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http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7038/screen27c.jpg
why dont you just kill me?

http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/i/2012/...-hardy_610.jpg
Your punishment must be more severe...

http://imgboot.com/images/PattyC/comp.jpg
Bruce: What the hell is two girls one cup?
Lucious: Um, Ill be right back...

http://imgboot.com/images/PattyC/comp2.jpg
That reminds me... Hey when youre done with the joker can you get me some more jergens on the way home?

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http://imgboot.com/images/PattyC/comp2.jpg

LUCIUS: Unintelligible rambling text messages, videos of kittens playing the flute, unfunny memes disguised with silly-looking pictures of babies and animals... That does it, I´m gonna shut down all this stupid s*** for good. Good luck rediscovering the gramophone and telegraph, kids!

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Lol u forgot the pr0n

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lucious has the pr0n... hes into 2 girls and goatse.

LOL Batse.

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hehehe

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/q...08/batcave.jpg

BRUCE: Hey Alfred, do you think it´s true what they say about having water close to electronic equipment?

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/q..._handmagic.jpg

FFFFFZZZZZZSSSSHHHT!!!!

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/q...08/batcave.jpg

ALFRED: I suppose that answers your question, sir?

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Bane: SAY THE JOKER IS A COOLER VILLAIN ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAF**KA!

Pig: What?

Bane: WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY BANE'S EVER HEARD OF. THEY ROOT FOR THE VILLAIN IN WHAT?

Pig: w-what?

Bane: THE BAD GUY, MUTHAF**KA, DO YOU ROOT FOR HIM?

Pig: y-y-yeees!

Bane: describe what Bane looks like!

Pig: w-w-what?

http://imgboot.com/images/PattyC/banejdfhvbldsfvb.png
*Bane is shooting this cops leg off camera*

Pig: AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Bane: DESCRIBE WHAT BANE LOOKS LIKE!!!

Pig: h-h-e's b-big!

Bane: Go on...

Pig: he-he's Bald!

Bane: Does he look like a henchman?

Pig: What?

Bane: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. HENCHMAN?

Pig: N-N-NOOO!

Bane: Then why'd you try to arrest him in the first five minutes like one?

Pig: I D-Didn't

Bane: Yes you did, officer! YES. YOU. DID. And Bane don't like to be detained by anybody but Batman.

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Great stuff guys

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for those who've seen hesher :

http://bases.roflbot.wigflip.com//7/q/bAIuO5vnW4.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/xip6A.jpg
COP: Let me at him Batman! I can take him!


**5 Minutes Later**


http://nukethefridge.com/wp-content/...rises-bane.jpg
COP: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

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http://i.imgur.com/xip6A.jpg
COP: "Dude! Nut shots are against the man code!"

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Pic 1 :

Bane in Terminator mode : " David Letterman ? "
Cop : " Yes ? "

Pic 2 :

Bane in Terminator mode : " David Letterman ? "
Person : " Yes ? "

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http://i.imgur.com/tJiRv.jpg

GARY OLDMAN: (Looking at the photographers and press) That's right folks! I'm still pimping even at this age!