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Old 07-03-2007, 03:59 PM   #35
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Default Re: Official Favorite Quotes From Transformers the Movie

So many...

Optimus: "One shall stand, one shall fall"

Optimus: "Autobots, roll out"

Optimus: "Bumblebee, stop lubricating him."

Jazz: "What's crackin', little b*tches?"

Jazz: "You want a piece of me?"
Megatron: "No, I want two pieces!"

Barricade: "ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!!!"

Megatron: "You've failed me again, Starscream."

Ratchet: "The boy's pheromone levels indicate that he wants to mate with the female."

Ironhide: "You have a rodent infestation. Would you like me to exterminate it?"
Sam: "No, this is Mojo! He's a chihuaua. Our pet. We love chihuauas!"
Ironhide: "He lubricated on my foot!"
Sam: "He peed on you? Bad Mojo!"
Ironhide: "Bad Mojo!"

Sam's mom: "Were you masturbating?"
Sam: No!
Sam's mom: "We don't have to call it that. If you want, we can call it Sam's Happy Time."

Sam: "Just ask yourself: what would Jesus do?"

Glenn: "I'm still a virgin!"

Lennox: "Where's your credit card?"
Epps: "Back pocket!"
Lennox: "You have ten back pockets!"
Epps: "Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!"

Epps: "What happened here? It looks like Freddy Krueger was in here."
Lennox: "Naw, man. Freddy's got four blades. That's Wolverine! Wolverine was in here!"

Optimus Prime: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

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