Sector 7 agent: I'm an official S7 agent.
Lennox: S7 don't exist. I don't take orders frome people who don't exist.
Agent:I'll count to 5
Lennox: I'll count to 3
Basically the whole masturbation scene. (wait that sounded wrong)
what would jesus do?
Sam: I thought you said the car picks the driver.
Salesman: Yeah, well sometimes the car picks a driver with a broke a*s dad.
and many others