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Old 04-06-2008, 02:50 PM   #209
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Default Re: List of Things Batman Returns got Right/Wrong

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To the poison code: The computer did it for him.
I encourage you to call tech support for your dvd player. It seems it’s showing non existant scenes, since I cannot remember where did they show the computer doing that alone without any Batman’s brain intervention.

Maybe the computer woke up one day and said ‘Ok, I’ll stop Joker’s poisoning. I’ll collect the data and will work on this while Mr. Wayne is sleeping’?

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And where did he find out the truth about Max Shreck's plans?
We don’t see where but he certainly did research. Bruce Wayne went stright to Schreck’s office with a lot of information that made Max get nervous.

You really should call tech support for that random scene-skipping problem of your dvd player.

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He didn't even find out the plan to kidnap the firstborn,
He’s no fortune teller either.

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No, there was nothing in those movies I would let count for detective work.
Sadly there’s no tech support for human denial of truth.

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You know, like investigating the crime scene and other things.
Clichés are not necessary to depict detective work.

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So, show me more about this World's Greatest Detective with Depth!
I guess the more they show you the more pleasure in ignoring it you can get.

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