Re: OFFICIAL Dark of the Moon REVIEW THREAD - Part 1
The movie was pretty bad. Me and my girlfriend kept looking at each other in disbelief of just how bad it was.
The action scenes are mostly crammed in and lead nowhere with a complete lack of suspense (because you don't care about the outcome). Alot of the humor was annoying. The whole movie was just loud and pointless.
oh and the worst was Optimus screaming "Autobots retreat!"....In the cartoon series it was always Megatron or Starscream who yelled "Decepticons retreat!". This role reversal is just plain character assasination.
Hopefully this will be Bay's last TF movie. This guy has nothing to contribute to TRansformers other than noise and buffoonery. He has gotten enough money from Transformers to buy his own small country so hopefully he will go away.
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