LOKI: "Oh hey Thor, King Leonidas of Sparta just called. He wants his red cape back."
THOR: "For the last friggin' time I did not steal the red cape look from 300! The 300 guys stole the red cape look from me! I've been rockin' the red cape for damn near 50 years in the comics! If anything I should be filing a lawsuit against those Spartan punks for stealing my look!"
LOKI: "A look Superman was rockin' before you did."
THOR: "Shut yo damn mouth!"