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Old 07-18-2012, 02:42 PM   #51
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Default Re: The Dark Knight Rises Critic Review Thread

Well, Rex Reed is apparently a troll. I haven't read his full review yet (which I won't do until I see the movie on Friday) but I think this quote on the RT page for TDKR says all you need to know about him:

"Speaking lines they cannot possibly understand, not one actor makes any attempt to be believable. So manufactured and synthetic that they eventually lose all sense of reality, they're like reconstituted orange juice and processed cheese."

Yes, Rex... I'm sure that this cast, packed full of Academy and Golden Globe Award winning and/or nominated actors, phoned in all of their performances, and even if they hadn't, it wouldn't have mattered because they're all morons, too stupid to comprehend the meaning of anything they were saying.

What a douchebag.

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