Batman: "We must hurry Clark! If we save the cheerleaders, we save the world!"
Superman: "You mean like those friendly cheerleaders in weird positions in those "educational" tapes I found in the Batcave?"
Batman: "Those.........are not mine..................they're Alfred's........

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Superman: "

Alfred's learning how to cheerlead??!!"
Batman: "yeah...........something like that........(dodged a bullet there.....

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