Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2
"Hungry for some seafood tonight? Then try Gorton's Classic Breaded Fish Sticks. A tried and true family favorite, fish sticks are a great convenient seafood meal that will have your kids asking for more. Buy a bag of 400 for only $25.99 at your local grocer. All of Gorton's fish sticks are made from creatures mostly found in the ocean. Gorton's. Trusted since 1849."
ATTENTION: The rumor about WB's "no jokes" policy is 100% correct. No one should ever doubt any rumor about any upcoming movie, even in cases where it contradicts rumors that have previously been reported. In those cases, both rumors are true.
In other news, Bryan Cranston is playing Lex Luthor, Emily Blunt is Wonder Woman, Benedict Cumberbatch is Martian Manhunter, and that guy from Teen Wolf is Batman.