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Old 09-21-2012, 12:41 PM   #8
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Default Re: Thor + Sif = a couple?

They were married in Norse mythology. It'd be funny if we saw 'em wax nostalgic about it like it was nothing...

Thor: Say Sif, do you remember that time when we were married and Loki shaved thy head?

Sif: Aye, he sPent a fortnight in the healing room after we were through with him.

Thor: "We!?" I just held him in place! You're the one who inflicted all the injury.

Sif: Was I?

Jane: Wait, what?

Joker: Tell me something my friend; You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Green Goblin: Yeah. He told me you're gay.

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