Re: Thor + Sif = a couple?
They were married in Norse mythology. It'd be funny if we saw 'em wax nostalgic about it like it was nothing...
Thor: Say Sif, do you remember that time when we were married and Loki shaved thy head?
Sif: Aye, he sPent a fortnight in the healing room after we were through with him.
Thor: "We!?" I just held him in place! You're the one who inflicted all the injury.
Sif: Was I?
Jane: Wait, what?
Joker: Tell me something my friend; You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Green Goblin: Yeah. He told me you're gay.
MARVEL/DC: HAPPY HOUR